48 Crash - FIFA World Cup 2026

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99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:14 (one week ago)

Such a bleak World Cup but I'm still p excited for it just because it's the World Cup.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:20 (one week ago)

that about sums it up. can't even pretend i'm gonna tune it out.

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:24 (one week ago)

the level of "greetings fellow soccer fans" hype from advertisers and TV stations feels extra cringe this year but maybe that's just me

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:26 (one week ago)

Yeah it's all p weird. I wish there more daytime games also, obviously that's more a gripe with football rather than every other bad thing.

Games I'm particularly looking forward to in group phase are Ecuador Germany and Scotland Brazil. Scotland Brazil feels so set up for "a famous night" for Scotland.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:36 (one week ago)

i don't remember the schedule being so bad in previous USA and Mexico tournaments, I assume this is another innovation of the moneyball era but maybe my memory's just shit. gonna miss a lot of group games which makes me v sad

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:44 (one week ago)

https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/article37218975.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_IRN-BRU-are-set-to-reveal-a-completed-John-McGinn-mural-in-the-coming-daysjpeg.jpg

HE'S READY

to come home at the end of the group stage and get a good rest and a productive pre-season

haha naw but there'll be a lot of folk watching them with great interest and hopefully they can give em something to cheer about

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:44 (one week ago)

This was the thread

https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=1078909029&threadid=116760

Probably good not to use it as it has that awful fucking song at the top, however idk maybe listening to that awful fucking song will get us all in the correct mood.

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:48 (one week ago)

i made a conscious decision to start with a clean slate

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:49 (one week ago)

If only we could do the same for the world cup

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:53 (one week ago)

It is once again v hard not to think Spain will go all the way. But Argentina to retain may be just as likely. Surely it's time for France to really fuck up again.

Definitely gonna be a bit weird waking up in the morning and checking what happened overnight but also a bit of a relief now it's this big.

Harder than usual to predict a surprise pacakage too - too many contenders and permutations.

Love the idea of Mexico winning not just one knockout game (unless it's v England tho would still rather go out to them than anyone else). Just beating a team of the same or better quality in the knockout would be momentous.

USA look pretty chaotic but the potential to surpass expectations is there.

nashwan, Sunday, 7 June 2026 19:45 (one week ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/dVPX26Lq/IMG-0746.jpg

He’s ready (pending outcome of an MRI).

Although they have no midfield, I think Brazil could do ok this time.

Türkiye could have a good run. Mexico v South Africa has potential to be a great opener.

ShariVari, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:12 (one week ago)

Not expecting it to be as even as their 2010 opener really but will admit I'm probably under-rating all the African sides (tho on their current form Panama could beat Ghana) and will be glad to be wrong.

nashwan, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:19 (one week ago)

I got Curaçao and Tunisia in the work sweepstake

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:26 (one week ago)

I have invested a choice £20 on an accumulator on all the games against teams like Qatar, Curacao and New Zealand that could earn me a couple grand. Of course upsets happen but some of the disparities in quality seem massive.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:47 (one week ago)

one of the best bits of a World Cup is when those disparities suddenly evaporate tbh

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 22:01 (one week ago)

New Zealand were the only unbeaten team at the World Cup in 2010, iirc!

ShariVari, Sunday, 7 June 2026 22:57 (one week ago)

Kinda want Iran to spank them ngl

nashwan, Sunday, 7 June 2026 23:00 (one week ago)

haha naw but there'll be a lot of folk watching them with great interest and hopefully they can give em something to cheer about

Any team that brings Hanley, Souttar, McKenna and Ralston to a World Cup is on a hiding to nothing.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2026 06:46 (one week ago)

Kind of want to see chaos on par with the French Open men's tennis championships. We are surely guaranteed that in the US, but also what the heat (or heavy rains?!) will bring to the competition.

Must be awesome if your country is playing in Canada (or especially) Mexico.

And yeah like many I am sad not to be able to watch every single game.

Really want to see a new winner.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 12:20 (one week ago)

Reading some of the previews.

In The Guardian there is this weird bit on "What to expect from Fans" and reads stupid

What to expect from the fans
Czech supporters are unlikely to travel in big numbers in the same way as, say, England, Argentina or Mexico, but those who do are usually passionate, loud and heavily beer-fuelled (but not in a violent way). They traditionally sing simple chants such as “Cesi do toho!” (“Come on, Czechs!”) and create a friendly atmosphere mixed with self-deprecation and dark humour. Violence is very rare around the national team compared with club football. Just reaching the World Cup was worthy of heavy celebration and not many fans will have the financial resources to travel to the US and Mexico. The ones who make it, though, will not be quiet.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 12:41 (one week ago)

I was in Prague during the 2004 Euros (where they were briefly favourites) and this does not ring true at all, sadly the national team shared the support of the racist skinheads with Sparta.

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 8 June 2026 12:51 (one week ago)

Relationship with the US/Trump
In his first term as president, Trump often talked about Korea. His pursuit of a Nobel peace prize made him surprisingly amicable toward the then-leaders of the North and South, earning him a peculiar brand of popularity in Seoul. His second term, however, has struck a different chord. A public once intrigued is now fatigued by a tenure defined by tariffs and erratic foreign policy. Reports suggesting his administration pushed for Italy to replace Iran in the World Cup have only cemented his image as a reckless disruptor in the eyes of the Korean public

There is also this bit where every country's relationship with the Trump admin is evaluated.

xp yeah I am sure there will be many funniest/inaccuracies

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 12:53 (one week ago)

Iraqi footballer Aymen Hussein issued a statement after being detained and questioned for seven hours upon entering the United States:

“If America is so hostile towards foreign nationals, why is it hosting the #2026WorldCup?”

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 15:09 (one week ago)

move all the US-based games to Canada and Mexico imo

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2026 15:53 (one week ago)

If the US had an ok team and it's performance could impact in the polls the government might have engineered a win.

The USA have blocked the Somali Referee Omar Artan from entering the USA, the Referee who is rated the best in Africa was blocked at entry, so he got the Somalian embassy to give him a Diplomatic Passport.

But the USA still refuses to let him in.

The USA need to be disqualified pic.twitter.com/GFjX2I4vLu

— BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) June 8, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 19:07 (one week ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7340272/2026/06/07/kansas-city-shooting-england-world-cup-base/

Sorry this is the US Pol thread until we start kicking a ball about

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 19:12 (one week ago)

BREAKING: Spain football star Yamal may not be at start of Spain’s World Cup match due to US Visa issues.

Natanyahu has personally requested for Yamal not to be allowed into the US 🇺🇸 as he was seen holding Palestinian flag 🇵🇸 during a celebration. pic.twitter.com/ZIWT8RXARS

— HODAN HOMES (@HodanHomes) June 9, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 12:48 (one week ago)

Hopefully it's bollocks

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 12:51 (one week ago)

That can't be true.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 13:05 (one week ago)

think he's got an injury for first two games
presume he's in USA already tho?

nxd, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 13:40 (one week ago)

It's a spoof, come on

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 13:43 (one week ago)

What has happened at the #2026WorldCup over the last 48 hours:

• Swiss footballer Embolo's visa was put under review and he was only able to join his team days later.

• Iraqi national team player Aymen Hussein was held for questioning for nearly 7 hours upon entering the United States.

• The Iranian national team spent days dealing with visa procedures at the U.S. Consulate in Türkiye. The U.S. only allowed them entry on match days. Fifteen members of the delegation were denied visas.

• Omar Abdulkadir Artan, named CAF's Best African Referee of 2025, was denied a visa. Despite travelling to the U.S. with a diplomatic passport, he was refused entry and sent back. FIFA announced that he will not be able to officiate at the tournament.

• The South African national team arrived in the United States much later than planned because part of the delegation was not granted visas.

• Members of the Senegal national team staff were forced to remove their shoes and subjected to lengthy searches, sparking accusations of racism.

• The Uzbekistan national team was searched with bomb-sniffing dogs and the footage went viral in international media.

• Some Scottish supporters, despite being eligible to enter the U.S. visa-free under the ESTA programme, had their travel authorisations revoked just days before departure.

• Many supporters who had already bought tickets and booked accommodation had their visa applications rejected, resulting in financial losses.

This is a little summary.

Any foreigner has to be crazy to travel to the US under any circumstances unless there's some critical personal issue, and the WC wouldn't fall under that.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 16:20 (one week ago)

i'm sure FIFA will take strong action

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 16:26 (one week ago)

Some Scottish supporters, despite being eligible to enter the U.S. visa-free under the ESTA programme, had their travel authorisations revoked just days before departure.

What's this all about though?

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 16:46 (one week ago)

wondering if it's a social media history check thing

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 16:53 (one week ago)

https://www.readthemaple.com/canada-silent-as-american-authorities-throw-world-cup-into-chaos/

Canada, one of the tournament co-hosts, has not issued any official statement regarding the latest interruptions.

In April, Canadian border staff turned away Iranian footballing officials, forcing them to miss the pre-tournament FIFA Congress in Vancouver. Palestinian football officials also had difficulties obtaining Canadian visas for the conference.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 19:45 (one week ago)

I mean, Amnesty International is warning people not to travel to the US

The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 20:16 (one week ago)

bbc is ready

Who will win the 2026 World Cup? Total votes

France (9): Scott Brown, Gael Clichy, Rachel Corsie, Olivier Giroud, Danny Murphy, Paul Robinson, Tony Pulis, Alan Shearer & Chris Sutton

England (7): Thomas Frank, Joe Hart, Steph Houghton, Martin Keown, Wayne Rooney, Sue Smith & Ellen White

Spain (1): Micah Richards

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:46 (six days ago)

Expert opinions there.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:47 (six days ago)

Joe Hart: England. But I am not actually that bothered whether I am right or wrong. I just like to back my people and I want England to do it.

we are paying for this guy to say this stuff.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:50 (six days ago)

He's breaking down the facade of BBC impartiality

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:52 (six days ago)

does anyone here think england will win it?

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:55 (six days ago)

who is our joe hart?

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:55 (six days ago)

That'll be me. Scotland will win the World Cup.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 07:03 (six days ago)

You'll really shake them up when you win the World Cup

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 07:06 (six days ago)

Scotland is the greatest football team so QED.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 07:13 (six days ago)

there's been some weird journalism from the BBC the last few days as football reporters are apparently discovering for the first time that

- football is a team sport
- you can only have 11 people in a team at the same time

pundits explaining this to their audience like they've discovered some arcane and puzzling mystery

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 07:24 (six days ago)

The coverage is so patronising, like I feel they deeply underestimate the knowledge and intelligence of their audience, even accepting that it's a wide range of people and interest levels.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 09:00 (six days ago)

weren't you complaining about them doing exactly that more than a decade ago when you were an insider, this is just what they've been for ages

imago, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 09:10 (six days ago)

Mick McCarthy it can't get any worse it can gif

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 10:02 (six days ago)

I think the coverage is probably worse for big tournaments for several reasons including an assumption about the audience being more casual, but I'm hearing this during standard football reporting, incredulously questioning Tuchel on why his 15 starters aren't all starting etc

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 10:05 (six days ago)

I don't think England will win it but I think they can...same confidence level as four years ago and er....2006 lol.

nashwan, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 10:16 (six days ago)

Japan beat Germany and Spain in the groups four years ago. Really like to see them go far

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 10:26 (six days ago)

this is also amazing.

Joe Hart: I am not really a lover of dark horses. When it comes to any tie I always want the main team to win, and it will be a pretty similar feeling when I watch this tournament.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 11:49 (six days ago)

the main team

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 11:52 (six days ago)

lol thats crazy

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 11:53 (six days ago)

would love to dig into it a bit like how he felt when france weren't 'the main team'

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 11:56 (six days ago)

That might explain some of his performances in Europe for Celtic

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 11:59 (six days ago)

main team syndrome

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 12:01 (six days ago)

he just loves the unplucky overdogs

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 12:01 (six days ago)

what does he feel if watching a game with no top seed in it? perhaps a stupid question.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 12:07 (six days ago)

That's really bizarre. Surely one of the greatest pleasures of World Cups is seeing a South Korea or a Japan beating an established nation.

groovypanda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 12:25 (six days ago)

xp guessing he just makes a snap judgement on which team looks more heteronormative and goes for them

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 12:27 (six days ago)

I can see Japan getting three draws and then stuck with France or Brazil in the round of 32 but hope Hart is not given such satisfaction.

Meanwhile FIFA cunts wouldn't even reassign the Somalian ref to matches only in Canada or Mexico? Disgrace.

nashwan, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 12:40 (six days ago)

Yeah they deserve as much or really more blame for this than the cuntish US gov

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 13:28 (six days ago)

yeah its interesting that planned international travel is way below expectation not just in the us but for canada and mexico too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 13:31 (six days ago)

This is nice.

🗣️ “I want to say thank you to Algeria for choosing Lawrence, Kansas.” 🇺🇸

The locals in USA are all getting behind Algeria. 🇩🇿 pic.twitter.com/e2kejLtxjb

— Dean Ammi (@AlgerianFooty) June 8, 2026

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 17:43 (six days ago)

https://www.theringer.com/2026/06/10/soccer/world-cup-2026-fifa-donald-trump-gianni-infantino-united-states

How do you stage a tournament while attacking the very basis of its existence, morally and also physically? Welcome to our celebration of openness and international friendship, which we hate! All visitors are welcome here, except the ones we arbitrarily throw into prison, which probably won’t be you, but maybe! Please write your credit card number on this form. How can you stage an event when you can’t even be bothered to conceal that this is your attitude toward it?,

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 19:13 (six days ago)

Haven't seen this World Cup visa denial story circulating yet. Moroccan player Zakaria El Ouahdi, who plays in Belgium's top division, was initially denied a US visa on the basis that his father has what authorities deemed a suspicious beard pic.twitter.com/yEuGZI2lrE

— Nate Bear (@NateB_Panic) June 10, 2026

also was looking at what looked like a pic of dozens of armed paramilitary thugs tackling a pitch invader during a friendly. This needs to be cancelled and relocated ASAP

calzino, Thursday, 11 June 2026 07:47 (five days ago)

My view on this tournament is i fucking hate my country right now and I have zero excitement for this anymore.

The athletes and the other nations who are being treated like shit are not to blame for our fucking shit and as such I cheer for them but I'm so fuckin dreading what else the current administration is going to pull at this tournament

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 07:56 (five days ago)

Facial profiling, god bless the USA

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 07:57 (five days ago)

The foreign players and officials with work visas who come here the rest of the year to play/officiate in MLS and other tournaments here don't even seem to go through this shit this bad, it's just extra performative cruelty

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 07:59 (five days ago)

the Nazis even toned down the racism for the ’36 olympics

The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 11 June 2026 12:00 (five days ago)

You can't go in together
With suspicious beard

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Thursday, 11 June 2026 12:04 (five days ago)

Lol

As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time.

Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010. https://t.co/FTXCNEBgwZ pic.twitter.com/NumtARsQnR

— WhoRemembersPod (@whorememberspod) June 11, 2026

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 June 2026 13:53 (five days ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/jun/11/omar-artan-scandal-gianni-infantino-donald-trump-world-cup

Perhaps you still regard sporting spectacle as your cherished escape from politics. In which case enjoy your World Cup of games split into four quarters, decimated by heat and exhaustion, compromised by an unfair qualification process. Enjoy your largely meaningless group stage, the thousands of empty seats, the masked police standing guard just at the edge of shot, the long lingering shots of Infantino and JD Vance in the stands.

It could be really bad, but Qatar might've been a disaster and it turned out to be p good..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 June 2026 16:08 (five days ago)

apart from the construction worker deaths

The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 11 June 2026 16:47 (five days ago)

Talking about the football.

All of these global tournaments are insane in scale from what they started as..

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 June 2026 18:21 (five days ago)

loving all of this AI-upscaled and colourised archival footage, might just ask Grok to simulate the 2026 final for me and get it over with.

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 11 June 2026 18:30 (five days ago)

Gonna laugh when Poch's first US World Cup is a 3 and out

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 18:31 (five days ago)

i know opening ceremonies are rubbish but rather that than the thoughts of Mark Pougatch

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 18:43 (five days ago)

Scores about to be lopsided

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 18:53 (five days ago)

bit of Wolves interest to get the tournament started

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 18:58 (five days ago)

Nice first opportunity

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 19:11 (five days ago)

Come on me bebés

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 19:12 (five days ago)

South African defence is flaky af

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 19:15 (five days ago)

Oh it's already started, missed it.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 19:15 (five days ago)

Megged the keeper

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 19:15 (five days ago)

perfect first goal lol

Spottie, Thursday, 11 June 2026 19:16 (five days ago)

Mexico are hardly the killer instinct squad of decades past and you could feasibly counter on em but it's gonna take more than Hail Mary through balls

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 19:22 (five days ago)

Mexico is just sitting back anticipating these, gotta possess the ball longer before sending runners to at least force the defender to make a decision.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 19:25 (five days ago)

Mexico and RSA two of the great underachieving teams, though on v different levels.

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 19:26 (five days ago)

I feel like Mex is gonna leak one

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 19:28 (five days ago)

@Neanderthal, you could be right but so far RSA very poor going forward.

furtho, Thursday, 11 June 2026 19:56 (five days ago)

RSA goalkeeper is pretty good

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:01 (five days ago)

As Keano just pointed out he did give the goal away tho

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:01 (five days ago)

He made a couple of iffy passes before that too. Feel like both of these keepers have a critical mistake in them

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:02 (five days ago)

I say this every tournament but I can't stand Mark Pougatch.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:03 (five days ago)

Absolutely dreadful. At least we don't normally have to see Matterface's face

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:04 (five days ago)

south africa keeper a bit of a stiff innit

k3vin k., Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:13 (five days ago)

This game is over

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:18 (five days ago)

people don’t score free kicks anymore. oooo remembers white dog shit, hairy fannies and free kick goals

||||||||, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:18 (five days ago)

Theo (11) is very amused by the name Sithole

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:19 (five days ago)

Sithole more like Sit this one out

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:19 (five days ago)

Mexico of like 2014 would be up 3-0 by now

Even in a low block they're leaving holes everywhere

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:22 (five days ago)

(South Africa)

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:22 (five days ago)

wth at these anti-time wasting rules

||||||||, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:23 (five days ago)

I get why they have this refreshment break with all these hot stadiums with no AC and great opportunity for more adverts, but why don't they stop the clock?

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:25 (five days ago)

The reason they're not effective is that the punishments are all football-specific. Goalie takes more than 9 seconds to take goal kick, automatic corner for other team? Goalie don't care.

Goalie gets smacked in the face with a sock with a padlock in it? Now the game is moving

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:26 (five days ago)

Fucking camera cuts to Infantino occasionally. Bring back Salma Hayek at least.

nashwan, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:27 (five days ago)

why don't they stop the clock?

If they don't stop it for other play stoppages like injuries, why would they do it here?

Typically stoppage time is inflated anyway in matches with drink breaks and we remember how egregious the stoppage was last WC

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:27 (five days ago)

there was only a few minutes of stoppage time in the first half, despite the refreshment break

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:31 (five days ago)

This half feels like it’s gone on for about 40 minutes already.

furtho, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:31 (five days ago)

guessing they want to reinforce "no we aren't dividing it into quarters!"

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:32 (five days ago)

Mexican fans getting restless

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:32 (five days ago)

First half stoppage is almost always shortchanged compared to second

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:33 (five days ago)

Raul!

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:33 (five days ago)

Yeaaaaaaaaa Raul!

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:34 (five days ago)

Wolves!

nashwan, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:35 (five days ago)

Not that many goalies are stopping this at point blank with nobody marking dude but this goalie also has seemingly no ability to make himself bigger

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:35 (five days ago)

Xpost ay we!

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:35 (five days ago)

south africa are dung

||||||||, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:49 (five days ago)

Ah bless the var ref must have been feeling neglected

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:50 (five days ago)

Yiiikes

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:50 (five days ago)

Spirit of Cameroon '90 but evil

nashwan, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:52 (five days ago)

Ok who had a bet on two reds?

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:52 (five days ago)

south africa should get 11 reds for being pish

||||||||, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:53 (five days ago)

face of the SA player being told he was getting a red card and not understanding what the referee was saying was pretty funny

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:53 (five days ago)

Just about dragged myself to the point of being happy that the World Cup was happening, one VAR atrocity seemed to have been enough to put paid to that

crisp, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:53 (five days ago)

Whole stadium including the players directly involved had no idea what was happening or why

crisp, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:54 (five days ago)

Hahahahahaha

crisp, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:58 (five days ago)

Ok who had a bet on two reds?

Three.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:58 (five days ago)

lol, what a start.

ShariVari, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:59 (five days ago)

Lol at beginning tourney with a 3 red affair

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:59 (five days ago)

well that was a stupid thing to do

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:59 (five days ago)

bullshit red

||||||||, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:59 (five days ago)

Hahahaha. Wow.

furtho, Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:59 (five days ago)

How the fuck is that a red?

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 20:59 (five days ago)

Still time for a fourth.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:00 (five days ago)

not really showing off the best of the sport today

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:00 (five days ago)

Whole reffing establishment has completely lost the run of itself

crisp, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:00 (five days ago)

Can't be a clear goal scoring opportunity on the basis that we've seen what the South African forwards are like for the last hour and a half

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:01 (five days ago)

And still time for Infantino to get struck by lightning.

nashwan, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:01 (five days ago)

You just got CONCACAFed

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:01 (five days ago)

Does not bode well for the rest of the tournament tbh.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:01 (five days ago)

Almost as many red cards as corners.

ShariVari, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:01 (five days ago)

is there like a golden boot competition but for refs and red cards?

Ash Ra Pimples (NickB), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:02 (five days ago)

Ah man this feels like a proper World Cup already

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:02 (five days ago)

feels flat, off

Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:02 (five days ago)

Appears to be a total lack of atmosphere at this game too.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:02 (five days ago)

(xp)

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:02 (five days ago)

Prop bettors cashing in those +20000 long shots today

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:03 (five days ago)

do clears really seem to go 10-15% further faster in mex city

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:03 (five days ago)

must be lack of atmosphere

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:03 (five days ago)

Think i might have to give the 3am kickoff a miss

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:04 (five days ago)

Funny because you'd have thought opening in Mexico with Mexico would have set the gold standard for atmosphere. It's all downhill from here

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:04 (five days ago)

get you all back here at 3am for s.korea v czech republic

||||||||, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:04 (five days ago)

Might have to boycott this tournament now

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:05 (five days ago)

I imagine the fact that no-one but rich people can afford to watch Mexico's games doesn't help.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:06 (five days ago)

Czechia for the dour draw

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:06 (five days ago)

Korea will nick a win I think/hope

nashwan, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:07 (five days ago)

The cat woke me up at 3am yesterday so if he does it again I will remember to switch the telly on

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:09 (five days ago)

Trying to work out what the nadir will be, atmosphere-wise. Got to take into account hot weather, difficult-to-reach stadiums, both sets of fans facing travel difficulties with USA visas, etc.

At a glance, Jordan vs Algeria at Levi's Stadium, Santa Clara on June 22nd looks particularly grim.

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:10 (five days ago)

Y'all gotta be more positive, everyone was nervous in the opener.

Feel like the cobwebs will be shaken off enough for us to see 4, maybe 5 reds in the next one

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:10 (five days ago)

that second red on RSA was pretty soft I thought. weird match

k3vin k., Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:10 (five days ago)

it looked soft but he did slap him round the head

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:11 (five days ago)

You just got CONCACAFed

Looking forward to more of this but it's too bad we only have Panama and no Costa Rica or Honduras around for it

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:12 (five days ago)

xppp yeah first matches in the group stage always throws up some low excitement stuff, love it

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:12 (five days ago)

They're always sensitive about possible intentional contact to head, but if that was a red, most MLS matches would finish 8 v 7

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:13 (five days ago)

it looked soft but he did slap him round the head

30 years ago a child would slap him round the head.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:15 (five days ago)

Might start a separate "Pougatch must die" thread

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:16 (five days ago)

Key differences between the last time we hosted the Cup, we didn't even have a first division league, though we did have a Constitution

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:16 (five days ago)

I don't remember any 3 in the morning our time kickoffs in 94

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:17 (five days ago)

"Jordan vs Algeria at Levi's Stadium"

Gonna enjoy finding out what American stadiums are called.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:18 (five days ago)

one thing i remember from 94 is a US entrepreneur who was planning to make several changes to the game to get more interest in the sport, including marked zones so you got one point for a goal from the box up to four points for a goal from over the halfway line

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:20 (five days ago)

That's kinda what Major League Soccer was in its fledging years.

No draws (everything went to PKs), clock counted down, and points were awarded based on some weird formula based on wins plus goals scored

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:22 (five days ago)

xxp apparently the 49ers play there now, it's a replacement for candlestick park

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:23 (five days ago)

Xpost Though the PKs weren't from the spot, they were like hockey penalties.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:24 (five days ago)

One of the stadiums is called America First stadium but thank God it's not a host stadium

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:25 (five days ago)

Not MAGA themed, it's named for a credit union formed in 1939

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:26 (five days ago)

Funniest one I can see is Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:26 (five days ago)

Funniest thing is there are a bunch of footie-specific stadiums in America because Don Garber requires most MLS teams build them to get a franchise, but most of them only hold 20,000 - 30,000, so most of the stadiums hosting games in the US are American football stadiums that don't actually have association football teams playing in them (Atlanta one exception)

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:33 (five days ago)

The good thing about a 5 hour gap between matches is now we have ample time to pore over the amazing highlights of that first match

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:37 (five days ago)

there's a lot of Amapiano-centred banter on Twitter right now :D

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:42 (five days ago)

Guadalajara crowds seems pro-Korea overall

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 June 2026 02:31 (four days ago)

ha all of peacocks usa copa is in spanish which is good for me but…man i am there for this aspect of coverage in eeuu

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Friday, 12 June 2026 02:59 (four days ago)

whoa Korea

frogbs, Friday, 12 June 2026 03:40 (four days ago)

Two Wolves scorers on the first day, I'm guessing that's a first lol

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 05:12 (four days ago)

Winning goal by a Brendan Rodgers' reject.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Friday, 12 June 2026 06:31 (four days ago)

Looked like a good game

xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 June 2026 09:16 (four days ago)

real heads* were up for it. south korea were tasty going forward but very vulnerable at the back. CR seemed like a bunch of haramball hoofers

(those with work-related anxiety and insomnia)

||||||||, Friday, 12 June 2026 09:55 (four days ago)

Yeah just watched the highlights and lol @ that Czech goal.

Good going forward (such a cool finish for the 1st goal) but they will be undone by the defense.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 June 2026 10:10 (four days ago)

That's SK ^

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These are some tasty games over the next few days, that I can watch.

13th Brazil Morocco 11pm
14th Netherlands Japan 9pm
15th Ivory Coast Ecuador 12am
16th France Senegal 8pm
17th England Croatia 9pm

xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 June 2026 10:31 (four days ago)

CR seemed like a bunch of haramball hoofers

those haramball hoofers couldve been us *cry emoji*

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Friday, 12 June 2026 10:45 (four days ago)

Might take ceremonial shrooms before rooting for Paraguay at 2 in the morning god bless the weekend

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 11:32 (four days ago)

Not even sure I'm going to stay up to watch Scotland's first appearance at a World Cup finals since 1998 tbh.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Friday, 12 June 2026 11:34 (four days ago)

Planning to watch that one, also the weekend

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 11:36 (four days ago)

Just getting up whenever Sunday AM and watching the entire match on catch-up without spoilers is my plan.

nashwan, Friday, 12 June 2026 11:49 (four days ago)

Im sorry but I can't put myself thru a Rooney/Giroud/Richards triumvurate

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:39 (four days ago)

Fox has Henry, Zlatan, and Alexi Fucking Lalas, if that sounds better

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:40 (four days ago)

Well I don't have Sky but no sir, it does not

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:42 (four days ago)

Anytime Lalas is involved is a less-than

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:44 (four days ago)

I would rather read subtitles written by a cat than listen to Lalas

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:45 (four days ago)

Taylor Twellman is bad more in a "settle down and act like you've been here before " sort of way, but I'd prefer him in this instance

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:45 (four days ago)

I HATED Twellman as a player. As a commentator I think his over exuberance is annoying but his opinions are nowhere near as bad as Lalas.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:47 (four days ago)

are there any match recaps on youtube that are not half an hour long? like, say, 10 min? the official FOX ones are all like 25+ minutes each

, Friday, 12 June 2026 18:47 (four days ago)

I think the FIFA recaps are about 10 mins maybe?

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:48 (four days ago)

Dunno if they're on YouTube tho

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:48 (four days ago)

Oh shit Canada have got Buble

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:49 (four days ago)

They're gonna get a doing here right?

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:49 (four days ago)

Canada seem to be favourites but honestly hard to see why.

On another note, looks like Partey has had his Canadian visa denied.

ShariVari, Friday, 12 June 2026 18:52 (four days ago)

I guess you can use border controls for good sometimes

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:56 (four days ago)

Alanis!

ShariVari, Friday, 12 June 2026 18:57 (four days ago)

Lol i was rushing here to type precisely that

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:58 (four days ago)

Anyway, come on Bosnia

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 18:59 (four days ago)

I feel like Canada in its current incarnation had already peaked even before WC2024.

Their top flight domestic league is also one of the worst in the world, I doubt they could beat most minor league US Teams

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:07 (four days ago)

(Hilariously, not a single Canadian National Team player plays in the league, the ones that do play in a North American league play in MLS)

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:09 (four days ago)

do they still pay in beaver pelts? hard to attract the talent

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:10 (four days ago)

they instituted a bonus scheme paid out in Timbits but it's early to see results yet

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:12 (four days ago)

My local team's goalie, Maxime Crepeau, is in goal

He's probably not used to being this bored

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:13 (four days ago)

Fair to say neither of these teams look like they've got much cutting edge

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:15 (four days ago)

Lotsa empty seats. Decent League 1 mid table match this.

a hoy hoy, Friday, 12 June 2026 19:18 (four days ago)

Now that was a chance.

furtho, Friday, 12 June 2026 19:20 (four days ago)

Let’s go Canada is truly the chant of a crowd who have never seen a football game before

a hoy hoy, Friday, 12 June 2026 19:21 (four days ago)

Oh Canada.

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:23 (four days ago)

The hulking giants of Bosnia always gonna give them problems from corners

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:23 (four days ago)

Lmao.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:24 (four days ago)

Gah. As per Czechia.

furtho, Friday, 12 June 2026 19:24 (four days ago)

Luka Jovic’s Wario scores!

ShariVari, Friday, 12 June 2026 19:25 (four days ago)

Dear God, please give me some kind of selective hearing impairment that only shuts out the sound of Stephen Warnock, kthx

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:25 (four days ago)

Hydration Breaks are just American advert breaks, right?

a hoy hoy, Friday, 12 June 2026 19:26 (four days ago)

I'm sure a bit of I Wanna Dance With Somebody during the hydration break will fire up the home side

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:26 (four days ago)

Don't think they should be encouraging the Bosnians to jump around tbh

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:27 (four days ago)

Canada's problem is Jessie Marsch sucks

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:28 (four days ago)

Marsch pulled this great "thinking" fave after the goal

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:29 (four days ago)

Face. Not fave ffs

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:29 (four days ago)

Hydration Breaks are just American advert breaks, right?

― a hoy hoy, Friday, June 12, 2026 3:26 PM bookmarkflaglink

Wasn't this more something FIFA adopted during COVID that stuck around? The US does these during regular season when it gets over a specific temp including humidity

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:30 (four days ago)

As long as Canada's nucleus of studs is Davies, David, and Larin, they're stuck in the mud. None of em scare anybody outside of CONCACAF

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:31 (four days ago)

Very smart to make the seats the same color as the teams kits, nobody will know how empty it is

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:33 (four days ago)

I guess I don’t follow US football. Or care for it having any say in world football xpost

a hoy hoy, Friday, 12 June 2026 19:34 (four days ago)

Oof what a miss

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:34 (four days ago)

Canada pushing hard to go forward, it’s a shame they are pish

a hoy hoy, Friday, 12 June 2026 19:35 (four days ago)

They've had cooling breaks at World Cup before (2014). The part i didn't realize is this year's are mandatory and not based on weather.

In 2014 they weren't mandatory, just conditional

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:37 (four days ago)

@a hoy hoy, I don’t watch much League 1 football but I am definitely prepared to believe this is what it’s like.

furtho, Friday, 12 June 2026 19:37 (four days ago)

Canada, like the US, relies on athleticism more than tactics, only unlike the US, there's a wider gulf between their best and their bench.

Though they're way better than 10-15 years ago

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:39 (four days ago)

If Canada had anybody who could control a ball they'd be dangerous. My god

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:43 (four days ago)

Was that Mike Myers?

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:47 (four days ago)

Mike Myers looking haggard

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:48 (four days ago)

Haha yes

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 19:48 (four days ago)

Show me some men who look like old lesbians!

a hoy hoy, Friday, 12 June 2026 19:52 (four days ago)

Was thinking Bosnia will probably just shithouse their way through the rest of the match but tbh they could just let Canada have the ball and there'd be no danger of them scoring

groovypanda, Friday, 12 June 2026 19:58 (four days ago)

Yeah Bosnia was already living dangerously at the end of the half

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:01 (four days ago)

Fuck me that Southgate movie looks funny

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:02 (four days ago)

Zlatan shit-talking Lalas lol

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:02 (four days ago)

https://i.ibb.co/Pk5w0gy/Screenshot-20260612-160432-Chrome.jpg

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:05 (four days ago)

Cheeky!

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:09 (four days ago)

Ooof

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:10 (four days ago)

Keeper just stood his ground ffs

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:10 (four days ago)

There's the drama that was missing

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:10 (four days ago)

stadium looks like a third full what's going on

frogbs, Friday, 12 June 2026 20:10 (four days ago)

It was packed to start, I'm guessing slow lines at the beer concessions

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:11 (four days ago)

Thry both have the right to go for the ball wtf are these announcers yammering about

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:11 (four days ago)

Xpost They're used to hockey intermission which are 5 minutes longer

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:12 (four days ago)

this match is missing humor

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:13 (four days ago)

That would have been a wonderful goal

imago, Friday, 12 June 2026 20:14 (four days ago)

Unbelievable clearance

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:15 (four days ago)

Wow

groovypanda, Friday, 12 June 2026 20:16 (four days ago)

this is amazing

https://bsky.app/profile/xantar.bsky.social/post/3mo4dd7ihw22x

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:16 (four days ago)

Ugh took too long

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:16 (four days ago)

Lovely approach play Canada, would've been perfect if Bosnia had gone down the other end and scored that chance

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:16 (four days ago)

Fucks sake timed out on a throw in

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:18 (four days ago)

FIFA just fuck right off

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:18 (four days ago)

Shaffelburg is actually pretty good

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:23 (four days ago)

A lot of shit 90s football Twitter account vibes off this match.

LocalGarda, Friday, 12 June 2026 20:24 (four days ago)

Lol Canada is even behind on xG

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:26 (four days ago)

Xpost it's weird, I wouldn't exactly say it's an electric atmosphere being they've been bad for a while, but the average Toronto FC match even has a more electric crowd than this

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:28 (four days ago)

It's enjoyably cruel how they just can't get that finishing touch

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:28 (four days ago)

My guess is TFC has fans from a lot of countries that are not Canada contributing to that atmosphere

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:29 (four days ago)

Come on Bosnia administer the killing blow

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:29 (four days ago)

Bosnia's undoing will be that their low block isn't paired with cynical shithousery

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:30 (four days ago)

Cynical shithousery has been outlawed for this tournament, it's a FIFA directive

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:31 (four days ago)

Im assuming Alphonso Davies is knackered or something btw

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:32 (four days ago)

Disagree. They're pretty fucking good at it and I predict a lot of their players going down with cramp in the next 20 minutes xps

groovypanda, Friday, 12 June 2026 20:32 (four days ago)

Aw bless the pitch gets its own hydration break

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:33 (four days ago)

As usual the stiff US broadcasters kept expressing disbelief that David was subbed off and Shaffelburg came on which is precisely what gave their attack a positive jolt on the left side. Can only presume they barely know who any of these players are

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:33 (four days ago)

Disagree. They're pretty fucking good at it and I predict a lot of their players going down with cramp in the next 20 minutes xps

― groovypanda, Friday, June 12, 2026 4:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

They don't have Panama's masterclass antics though

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:33 (four days ago)

Commentator kindly confirms Davies is in fact knackered

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:35 (four days ago)

We've reached the pinball stage

Xpost lol

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:35 (four days ago)

Lol Shaffleburg diving

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:36 (four days ago)

Did one of you say they're not good at cynical shithousery just as their defender dived for a free kick to welcome in the ad break

imago, Friday, 12 June 2026 20:37 (four days ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/x8k6vxNF/image.png

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:38 (four days ago)

This is nothing compared to CONCACAF shithousery. The sport is unrecognizable in those matches

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:39 (four days ago)

Oh my word

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:39 (four days ago)

Golllllllll

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:39 (four days ago)

Lovely goal

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:40 (four days ago)

Larin drinks for free for the rest of his life

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:40 (four days ago)

Beauty!

a hoy hoy, Friday, 12 June 2026 20:41 (four days ago)

Very tidy finish.

furtho, Friday, 12 June 2026 20:41 (four days ago)

He’s limited but such a good player at the right level.

ShariVari, Friday, 12 June 2026 20:42 (four days ago)

If only he'd had that in his bag of tricks when we had him..excellent finish.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:42 (four days ago)

Bosnia needs to remember a draw is a good result now

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:42 (four days ago)

I don't think Bosnia have got another gear

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:43 (four days ago)

Maybe something funny is coming

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:46 (four days ago)

Good goal by Kyle Larinferty tbf.

LocalGarda, Friday, 12 June 2026 20:47 (four days ago)

Kinda feel like a Canada stoppage winner is inevitable

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:52 (four days ago)

Bosnia just dived twice in 3 seconds

imago, Friday, 12 June 2026 20:53 (four days ago)

Ok that was a+ shit housing

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:54 (four days ago)

I was gonna say I hate to see Ryan Reynolds looking happy but he's only got one facial expression

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:55 (four days ago)

Think that was the chance

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:57 (four days ago)

A famous 1-1 victory for Canada

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 20:58 (four days ago)

Canada's best World Cup result ever

symsymsym, Friday, 12 June 2026 21:00 (four days ago)

Should be some thrillers in that group.

LocalGarda, Friday, 12 June 2026 21:01 (four days ago)

Jesse Marsch is Ted Lassoing the shit out of it after the game

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Friday, 12 June 2026 21:02 (four days ago)

i could be wrong but in the prem, didn't he used to be a sort of cap and tracksuit type guy? now he looks like crypto entrepreneur.

LocalGarda, Friday, 12 June 2026 21:04 (four days ago)

gap this long between games in the group stage is unacceptable, i'm ready for bed

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 22:03 (four days ago)

Yeah part of the fun is just having an hour or two before the next one, 4 is just lame

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 22:23 (four days ago)

Ok fox has brought in elmo and cookie monster

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Friday, 12 June 2026 23:02 (four days ago)

C is for cobblers

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 23:08 (four days ago)

also the lalas pic upthread cracked me up. what is it that makes competing in intl sport that makes usians need to like fucking go deadwood. yestiday quinn simmons won a dauphiné stage and someone posted

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyeGtjczE3cWRxOWRqOWZ4M2N5cDB3bWxndTN5aG11bmpiemhyN3d1dSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/L0snCScL0LMBor5sE0/giphy.gif

hope it works i know it won’t tho

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Friday, 12 June 2026 23:13 (four days ago)

also there’s 48 teams i’m expecting first round to be like ncaa hoops where there’s 2-4 games on at the same time where is the coverage density

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Friday, 12 June 2026 23:15 (four days ago)

It gets better after today

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 June 2026 23:40 (four days ago)

Thank god

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 23:42 (four days ago)

only quality action from here you say

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Friday, 12 June 2026 23:43 (four days ago)

I didn't say that!

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 June 2026 23:47 (four days ago)

Please never let me hear about Alexi's nether again

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2026 23:51 (four days ago)

Everytime US play Paraguay i think back to the time they were beating them 1-0 in the Copa America, then DeAndre Yedlin came in and got two yellows in 5 minutes and almost blew it for them lol

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 00:56 (three days ago)

Please never let me hear about Alexi's nether again

I was hoping we weren't gonna have to deal with him at all this time around

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 June 2026 00:57 (three days ago)

Poch Out

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:00 (three days ago)

Haha

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:02 (three days ago)

Prediction...lots of shots, few on target

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:02 (three days ago)

Hey that was on target

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:05 (three days ago)

If VAR happens , anybody in the US mute Stu Holden. He is the world's worst Capn Save a VAR

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:06 (three days ago)

Ouch

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:09 (three days ago)

Love Freeman. Orlando homegrown player that we just sold this off-season

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:11 (three days ago)

It's wild too, because of his dad, all kinds of Cheesehead Packer fans are into the national team now

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:14 (three days ago)

Paraguay really struggling right now

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:19 (three days ago)

Shoulda been 2, but all our guys have the touch of elephants

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:21 (three days ago)

Paraguay ahead on xG lol

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:28 (three days ago)

Automated offside ftw

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:32 (three days ago)

This could be a rout

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:33 (three days ago)

Balogun looking good

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:34 (three days ago)

i think Paraguay's biggest issue is they're struggling to find where Waldo is

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:53 (three days ago)

This is mostly US athleticism than any real finesse, but Balogun is eating.

Turkiye I feel like will pose a tougher fight but I also wasn't expecting this.

Xpost

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:54 (three days ago)

Balogun has been v good at Monaco to finish the season

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:56 (three days ago)

Paraguay just look like the own goal broke their resolve, they had the first real chance, were doing wwell, then after the OG their fullbacks are ball watching and losing runners and the CBs are tripping over their own feet.

I think maybe they expected the US to come out in a diff shape?

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 01:58 (three days ago)

Lol VAR of diving now?

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 02:16 (three days ago)

Mexican dudes at the pub I'm in were cackling at that

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 13 June 2026 02:25 (three days ago)

Man don't fuck up the goal differential

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 02:38 (three days ago)

US defense is beyond suspect

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 13 June 2026 02:41 (three days ago)

blows my mind how often corner/goal kick call is missed when the keeper deflects a shot like that. it’s not that complicated to get right

k3vin k., Saturday, 13 June 2026 02:43 (three days ago)

That one was weird cos it was obvious

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 02:43 (three days ago)

Announcers really desperate to inject drama into things. Pulisic was subbed off cos it was 3-0 and every match is short rest

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 02:46 (three days ago)

the replay was on my screen 10 seconds before the goal kick happened. referee has an earpiece in. not that hard!

k3vin k., Saturday, 13 June 2026 02:46 (three days ago)

Putting Berhalter in was A+ trolling

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 02:57 (three days ago)

Lol Reyna scoring is the icing on the LOLcake

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 03:02 (three days ago)

Love it for him

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 13 June 2026 03:06 (three days ago)

Well that was unexpected

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 03:19 (three days ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/dscoul.bsky.social/post/3mo4zge2hes2k

Lolas

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 13 June 2026 03:43 (three days ago)

Hahahaha

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 03:53 (three days ago)

Scotland - Haiti is gonna be unwatchable isn't it

I expect Scotland to win easily

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 04:05 (three days ago)

> also there’s 48 teams i’m expecting first round to be like ncaa hoops where there’s 2-4 games on at the same time where is the coverage density

the only simultaneous games will be the last 2 of each group, done to stop tactical losing (although in the age of mobile phones i don't suppose this does much)

Bog Dork (koogs), Saturday, 13 June 2026 05:08 (three days ago)

it'll be 4 games a day now that all the host nations have played, but no scheduled overlaps (injury time and weather delays might break this)

here in the UK the earliest kickoff is 5pm, the latest is 5am. Scotland match is 2am tonight.

Bog Dork (koogs), Saturday, 13 June 2026 05:15 (three days ago)

Tactical losing is hilarious. If they want to stop it they should make them play in sensory deprivation chambers

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 06:04 (three days ago)

Sigh at this terrible result to wake up to

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 June 2026 06:37 (three days ago)

Tbf to the US they were an entertaining side to watch and thoroughly deserved that win. Paraguay shockingly bad though

groovypanda, Saturday, 13 June 2026 06:56 (three days ago)

No more talk of Scotland winning easily thanks

crisp, Saturday, 13 June 2026 07:01 (three days ago)

xxp I managed to avoid finding out the result before watching highlights with the boy, was hoping paraguay would win but they were so poor that I didn't mind the score in the end, and there were a couple of good goals to watch. USA will come up against a decent team at some point and get found out, no worries.

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 June 2026 07:29 (three days ago)

Yeah it's just that Paraguay did well in the qualifiers hence the disappointment. Similarly rooting for Ecuador..

Hope they can get over that and get further into the tournament

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 June 2026 10:14 (three days ago)

I expect Scotland to win easily

I think in the last 30 years Scotland have "won easily" about three times.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 10:59 (three days ago)

They're trying to end this sort of thing right?

Balogun was born in Brooklyn, New York, to Nigerian parents.[7] His parents were living in London, but visited New York when his mother was seven months pregnant. However, on their intended return flight, airline staff refused his mother permission to fly due to safety concerns over her being too heavily pregnant at that time, and he was therefore born in New York

nashwan, Saturday, 13 June 2026 11:45 (three days ago)

can a white boy do a little eurocentricposting… the games scheduling is truly chalked so far. no weekend daytime games is diabolical

||||||||, Saturday, 13 June 2026 12:07 (three days ago)

yep

Number None, Saturday, 13 June 2026 12:11 (three days ago)

the schedule seems so inconsistent too, with massive gaps between some games

||||||||, Saturday, 13 June 2026 12:25 (three days ago)

Yeah it feels sparse and inconsequential so far

Looking forward to catching a bit of Morocco Brazil tonight at least

Number None, Saturday, 13 June 2026 13:12 (three days ago)

Yeah hate the lack of daytime games. At the weekend and also while I'm supposed to be wfh.

No game until 8pm on a Saturday just feels wrong.

xpost going to a day rave so may stumble back in time for Morocco Brazil.

LocalGarda, Saturday, 13 June 2026 13:13 (three days ago)

They're showing matches in movie theaters today. Brazil and Morocco is the one they chose.

I don't really get it, am i supposed to throw popcorn when there's a goal? Seems like a weird subdued environment to watch in

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 13:35 (three days ago)

Stop getting football wrong, FIFA.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 13:38 (three days ago)

It's early i know but they've really fucked this. It's quite disspiriting

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 13:39 (three days ago)

Dunno what rights the TV companies have in the UK but they're not helping either. Surely room for daytime repeats of the very early/late matches

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 13:40 (three days ago)

Technically the first game is being played at 12 pm in the city that it's being played in (which is 3 pm my time).

Not sure why they didn't just host the early game on the East Coast so it could start earlier. West coasters by now are used to waking up early to watch national sports events on TV

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 13:48 (three days ago)

looking forward to watching haiti 1 scotland 0 at 2am tomorrow morning

||||||||, Saturday, 13 June 2026 13:58 (three days ago)

Haiti lost 5-1 to Curacao and 3-0 to Honduras in the last year, their wins usually come against the likes of New Zealand/Nicaragua type squads (other than the one they squeaked out over Costa Rica).

It'll probably be low scoring because they'll basically have 10 in the box for 90 minutes.

Oh now I've thoroughly jinxed Scotland :(

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 14:25 (three days ago)

Idk Haiti have creative powerhouse Bellegarde

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 14:28 (three days ago)

So many Wolves connections

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 14:30 (three days ago)

what was costa rica’s record heading into italia ‘90

I’m actually experiencing serious head loss looking at the KO times over the next few days… 8pm, 11pm, 2am, 5am, 6pm, 9pm, 12am, 3am, 8pm, 5pm, 11pm… why is there no consistent pattern

||||||||, Saturday, 13 June 2026 14:38 (three days ago)

We are lucky they’re not kicking off 11 to 17 minutes past the hour at random like MLS ones.

ShariVari, Saturday, 13 June 2026 14:44 (three days ago)

BBC also maddeningly inconsistent about where they list the overnight fixtures, like they've got the USA Paraguay game listed after two matches from today that haven't happened yet, then Haiti-Scotland is listed with like, a normal understanding of linear time

Sgt. Biscuits, Saturday, 13 June 2026 14:45 (three days ago)

just make the games (for the groups) all 5pm, 8pm, 11pm, 1am every day surely

||||||||, Saturday, 13 June 2026 14:48 (three days ago)

or 2am

||||||||, Saturday, 13 June 2026 14:52 (three days ago)

the bbc listing thing was pissing me off too (also confusing me because I am bad at clocks)

||||||||, Saturday, 13 June 2026 14:52 (three days ago)

It'll probably be low scoring because they'll basically have 10 in the box for 90 minutes

And because Clarke will probably play one forward and that'll be Che Adams.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 15:12 (three days ago)

The US being a sprawling landmass with 3 time zones didn't help matters. For example, a 5 pm kick in London would be a 9 am kickoff in California (noon on the East Coast) which would mean empty stadium with their godawful traffic (traffic is why the stadium took a while to fill up last night in the US match).

The frequent abnormally large gap between matches and the huge inconsistency in the schedule is frustrating. I'm still of the opinion that the tourney should have been taken away from the US and held only in Canada/Mexico once Trump got re-elected

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 15:27 (three days ago)

Ramones "Blitzkrieg Bop" heard in sponsor Quaker Oats commercial!

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:03 (three days ago)

Jesus Christ, what are the Swiss wearing.

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:07 (three days ago)

I’m kinda feeling it. I mean, it’s no curaçao away but it’s alright

||||||||, Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:15 (three days ago)

xpost
Swiss cheese

Ward Fowler, Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:15 (three days ago)

That describes the Qatari defence.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:18 (three days ago)

how is that not offside

||||||||, Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:21 (three days ago)

Yeah, baffling.

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:22 (three days ago)

Worst strip in World Cup history, according to some German magazine. (xp)

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:25 (three days ago)

I’m looking forward to seeing Curaçao away, certainly.

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:26 (three days ago)

australia away, argentina away, bosnia away, ghana home, turkey home, south korea away, ecuador home, czechia away, haiti home, haiti away all worse imo. not a great world cup for kits actually having just looked at them all

||||||||, Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:31 (three days ago)

Swiss shirt is good imo. Colours very slightly reminiscent of the Nigeria 2010 all-timer. Croatia home is an abomination from the shirts I’ve seen so far. Got my daughter the much-praised Scotland away top and it is pretty nice.

crisp, Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:40 (three days ago)

*2018

crisp, Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:41 (three days ago)

Hope you're all excited to see Scotland in the salmon and purple later.

I’m looking forward to seeing Curaçao away, certainly.

Sadly I believe they're wearing the blue in all three games.

nashwan, Saturday, 13 June 2026 19:43 (three days ago)

BBC also maddeningly inconsistent about where they list the overnight fixtures

I've been looking around for a decent fixture list... the one I like most is at RTE:

https://www.rte.ie/sport/results/soccer/world-cup/24254/fixtures/

Kim Kimberly, Saturday, 13 June 2026 20:04 (three days ago)

To have dominated play to this extent but only be 1-0 up through a penalty… it ain’t great. Maybe Switzerland will show more attacking capability in the rest of the game.

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 20:21 (three days ago)

xp For UK viewers https://www.live-footballontv.com/live-world-cup-football-on-tv.html tells you which channel

nashwan, Saturday, 13 June 2026 20:30 (three days ago)

These low block group matches often feel like watching a pot waiting fot it to boil

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 20:30 (three days ago)

Hard to tell at times what is a Swiss fan and what is an empty seat.

nashwan, Saturday, 13 June 2026 20:37 (three days ago)

Fell asleep. What did I miss?

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 June 2026 20:50 (three days ago)

It’s us who missed the opportunity of sleep.

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 20:52 (three days ago)

If you think this game is boring you ain't seen nothing yet.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 20:53 (three days ago)

as a colour blind person i usually miss out on the "ugly shirt" content, but they seem to be finally catering to me today

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 June 2026 20:54 (three days ago)

It’s be pretty bloody funny if Qatar scored.

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 20:57 (three days ago)

Praying for it

Switzerland shd have brought a striker

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 20:57 (three days ago)

Could have brought Shaqiri, he's only 34

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:00 (three days ago)

There it is

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:01 (three days ago)

Hahahahaha

crisp, Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:01 (three days ago)

OMG

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:01 (three days ago)

Lolololol

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:01 (three days ago)

yeah it was funny

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:01 (three days ago)

Hahahahaha!

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:02 (three days ago)

gorgeous header, too.

doc (soda), Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:04 (three days ago)

Love a happy ending

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:05 (three days ago)

Fair play to the Qatar keeper, had a great game.

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:06 (three days ago)

He did. God knows how the Swiss were top seeds in this tournament.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:06 (three days ago)

amazing stuff

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:08 (three days ago)

Group B all on same points, same goal difference and same goals scored after game one

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:08 (three days ago)

Group of liiife

nashwan, Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:38 (three days ago)

Incredibly low budget BBC with Tim Vickery working from home on a shitty webcam.

nashwan, Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:43 (three days ago)

Let's geaux Morocco

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:44 (three days ago)

Brazil shirts wouldn't be out of place on a cheap 60s psych comp cover

Bog Dork (koogs), Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:52 (three days ago)

Same old crap about Brazil blah blah blah, you'd think people would learn since they've been shit at World Cups for years now.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:56 (three days ago)

Liking the Moroccan zip-up jackets.

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:58 (three days ago)

Got 9/2 on Morocco, crazy odds - anything could happen but Morocco are a better team and it’s showing so far

crisp, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:12 (three days ago)

Early part of the game but Brazil look shocking at the moment.

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:16 (three days ago)

Morocco wants the win a lot more, yeah

Brazil seem overly confident

Still really like Raphinha though

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:20 (three days ago)

Coming into it now. Difference in quality between both teams and everyone else who’ve played so far is massive

crisp, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:24 (three days ago)

Wow

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:25 (three days ago)

Tournament has officially begun

imago, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:25 (three days ago)

LOL Scotland

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:26 (three days ago)

Pass through this 'defence' lol

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:26 (three days ago)

Liquid Football!

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:26 (three days ago)

^yeah this feels like a proper world cup match for some reason

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:26 (three days ago)

don’t want to play this morocco team, thanks

||||||||, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:27 (three days ago)

Brazil’s midfield is even worse than I expected. Casemiro is cooked.

ShariVari, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:33 (three days ago)

Nice

crisp, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:35 (three days ago)

Oof.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:36 (three days ago)

Very nice

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:36 (three days ago)

Vini, of course

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:36 (three days ago)

He’s so good.

ShariVari, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:37 (three days ago)

Bang

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:37 (three days ago)

Trying to imagine Grant Hanley, John Souttar and Anthony Ralston playing against either of these.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:37 (three days ago)

Brazil’s midfield is even worse than I expected. Casemiro is cooked.

― ShariVari, Saturday, June 13, 2026 3:33 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah but Gabriel is very decent

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:37 (three days ago)

definitely feels like the first proper world cup match

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:40 (three days ago)

scotland’s coke dealers will be doing numbers tonight

||||||||, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:41 (three days ago)

This is great. Apart from Vini equalising already.

nashwan, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:43 (three days ago)

(Xp to my post, meaning the defence might be able to defend if they get their act together)

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:43 (three days ago)

This is good fun

crisp, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:51 (three days ago)

ughhhhh the Swiss and Qatari players ready to restart and waiting impatiently for the ref to let their compulsory hydration ad break end

Sgt. Biscuits, Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:11 (three days ago)

I was on a train at the time and it bugged me, my feed isn't that far behind

Sgt. Biscuits, Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:13 (three days ago)

Swiss score = Freed From Desire for the gallionth time

Qatar score = sick Middle Eastern bop I must ID

nashwan, Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:14 (three days ago)

(meant to write gajillionth, a real number, there)

nashwan, Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:15 (three days ago)

Kinda awkward when US TV decides to show us some bored bucket hat celeb and nobody has a clue who it is, yet BBC or whoever has to grasp their napkin and desk with the aftermath.

LocalGarda, Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:30 (three days ago)

deal with*

LocalGarda, Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:31 (three days ago)

The celeb check ins is beyond annoying.

Paris Hilton made like 5 cameos yesterday

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:32 (three days ago)

I did laugh at Mike Myers but fuck all these others

nashwan, Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:34 (three days ago)

Morocco are a team for sure.

LocalGarda, Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:39 (three days ago)

Lol old ronaldo. Almost didn’t recognize him

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:40 (three days ago)

I think Guy Mowbray has managed to mention every team in the EPL tonight.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:45 (three days ago)

... what's new though?

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:46 (three days ago)

Hoping I jinx things by saying the second half of this one has really petered out.

furtho, Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:55 (three days ago)

10 added minutes! But a draw seems right..

nashwan, Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:57 (three days ago)

Morocco haven’t put enough players in the area to cause Brazil any serious problems in the second half. It’s been two or three against six.

furtho, Sunday, 14 June 2026 00:02 (two days ago)

This one really petered out. Can't tell if I'm asleep or awake.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 00:02 (two days ago)

I gotta say amid all the horrible bullshit at this WC, seeing a game where players have a two yard run up for a throw-in while the ref is screaming at them to take it within five seconds is a real tonic

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 14 June 2026 00:03 (two days ago)

Danso's Law

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 14 June 2026 00:04 (two days ago)

Scotland can go top tonight if they beat Haiti.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 00:06 (two days ago)

will set my alarm now

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 00:11 (two days ago)

will set my alarm now

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 00:11 (two days ago)

tick, tick, tick ...

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 00:19 (two days ago)

The entire Round of 32 is the dumbest thing. How did they decide what group winner is slotted against a third place winner? That just applies to some teams. Some will be runner up against runner up and group winner against runner up

🤷‍♂️

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 00:19 (two days ago)

scott brown’s been on the packet

||||||||, Sunday, 14 June 2026 00:30 (two days ago)

enjoying bbc doing interviews down some side street, barely around the corner from enthusiastic boozed up chanting

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 00:39 (two days ago)

Ugh at this next one being played in Gillette Stadium #FuckTomBrady

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 00:54 (two days ago)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

mookieproof, Sunday, 14 June 2026 01:44 (two days ago)

tough to not support haiti tho

mookieproof, Sunday, 14 June 2026 01:45 (two days ago)

Kill piper

crisp, Sunday, 14 June 2026 01:47 (two days ago)

Two poor teams, so many annoying little fouls, ref a bit fussy. Gannon-Doak playing well

crisp, Sunday, 14 June 2026 01:52 (two days ago)

actually think clarke should have played 541 - haiti a lot better than everyone assumed

||||||||, Sunday, 14 June 2026 01:55 (two days ago)

Fucking hell

crisp, Sunday, 14 June 2026 02:48 (two days ago)

England already making excuses and they haven’t even played their first match yet

https://www.instagram.com/p/DZirwzWklMZ/

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 02:54 (two days ago)

Literally no idea why "park the bus and occasionally in the box for a pen' was Scotland's 2nd half strategy

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 02:58 (two days ago)

I guess you don’t watch Scotland much

crisp, Sunday, 14 June 2026 02:59 (two days ago)

Lol good point

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 03:00 (two days ago)

Oh well next one will hopefully be better. Rooting Turkiye

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 03:01 (two days ago)

easy. thought the ref was bad - far too fussy

||||||||, Sunday, 14 June 2026 03:03 (two days ago)

Thank fuck for that. Not sure it’ll be enough to go through considering how many goals Brazil and Morocco might put past us.

crisp, Sunday, 14 June 2026 03:03 (two days ago)

shankland looked like he was towing a bus

||||||||, Sunday, 14 June 2026 03:04 (two days ago)

BGD, McGinn and Adams were decent

crisp, Sunday, 14 June 2026 03:04 (two days ago)

fuckin awful tbh but 3 points and top of the group. take a screenshot cos it's not gonna happen again.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 14 June 2026 03:09 (two days ago)

How are Australia these days?

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 03:12 (two days ago)

antipodal

mookieproof, Sunday, 14 June 2026 03:13 (two days ago)

Holy shit that goal

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 04:27 (two days ago)

The antipodes are in control 😎

H.P, Sunday, 14 June 2026 07:23 (two days ago)

Wow thats a big shock

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Sunday, 14 June 2026 07:24 (two days ago)

looking forward to watching haiti 1 scotland 0 at 2am tomorrow morning

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Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 14 June 2026 09:28 (two days ago)

3 points is 3 points but 2-0 would’ve have been a significantly better result

||||||||, Sunday, 14 June 2026 10:13 (two days ago)

i could see scotland beating brazil.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 10:22 (two days ago)

I’m cautiously optimistic about drawing with brazil and if we can limit the loss to morocco…

plus the posture and expectation will be a lot different in those two games - which suits scotland and clarke. he can revert to his favoured 541 and play on the counter

||||||||, Sunday, 14 June 2026 10:27 (two days ago)

or 4231

||||||||, Sunday, 14 June 2026 10:28 (two days ago)

wow never thought Turkey would lose this one

nashwan, Sunday, 14 June 2026 10:58 (two days ago)

looked like a blinder from Australia on the highlights

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 14 June 2026 11:03 (two days ago)

I’ve only seen the highlights too but while Australia scored a couple of very nice goals they also gave up a whole bunch of chances - Turkiye hit the woodwork a couple of times, the Australian keeper had to make two or three really good saves. Could have been (but wasn’t, clearly) pretty different.

furtho, Sunday, 14 June 2026 11:13 (two days ago)

Another v disappointing result. Disaster to lose to Australians!

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 11:40 (two days ago)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTynuCwpdXEFZXX2FAFhBjskOL5VqzTU-qRaIS8iT9FL1D9Uu1zTS1P1TY&s=10

John looking understandably worried that the trophy may in fact contain some Michelob Ultra

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 14 June 2026 11:51 (two days ago)

if a player is found to have dived to win a free kick in a way that the new yellow card mistaken identity regulations can not be used to rectify, that player will be forced to consume a small quantity of Michelob Ultra® during the next Hydration Break

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 14 June 2026 11:54 (two days ago)

wasn't sure whether it was a beer or a cigarette. thanks for clearing that up.

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 14 June 2026 12:29 (two days ago)

Literally dozed off for the first 15 minutes of the second half of the Scotland game but I don't imagine I missed much. Scoring a scrappy goal and then resorting to Clarkeball for those parts of the second half I was awake for, against a team that's won 4 out of their last 14 games? Wha's like us! In 1974, we were pleased with a cautious 2-0 victory in an opening game against Zaire, as they were then called, only for Zaire to lose 9-0 in their next match against Yugoslavia, as they were then called. Coincidentally Brazil were in the same group and we went out on goal difference. I think we need a draw really against either Brazil or Morocco because our goal difference is going to nosedive when we're at the end of a hiding from either Brazil or Morocco. McTominay is useless unless he's pushed further forward, by the way. Gunn is useless full stop. Hanley and Hendry did well against some lumbering Haitian strikers but then that was against some lumbering Haitian strikers. I'm off to wipe this saltire off my face.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 12:31 (two days ago)

What time did that Turkey-Australia match even get played?

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 12:58 (two days ago)

12 am EST

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 13:00 (two days ago)

tbf that's probably an acceptable broadcast hour in both Turkey and Australia

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 13:01 (two days ago)

a hundred thousand breakfast sucuks flung in anguish

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 13:02 (two days ago)

It almost harkens back to 2002.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 13:04 (two days ago)

yeah Turkey could bounce back from this - the group is nicely more open now

in another echo of 2002 I guess Germany could win 8-0 later

nashwan, Sunday, 14 June 2026 13:38 (two days ago)

-3500 damn lol

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 13:41 (two days ago)

Netherlands- Japan should be a good one

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 13:42 (two days ago)

Yeah that’s going to be excellent. A traditional dark horse vs an up and coming potentially great team

I feel like today’s match schedule is better than yesterday’s, at least on PT - 10/1/4/7 - they’re on earlier and only one hour break in between

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 14:22 (two days ago)

A traditional dark horse vs an up and coming potentially great team

genuinely cannot tell which of NL and JPN are which here

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 14:49 (two days ago)

I’ve followed the J.League closely for more than 20 years, so for me this tournament really begins against the Netherlands today.

furtho, Sunday, 14 June 2026 14:55 (two days ago)

Imago,

Group stage → Round of 16 → Group stage → Round of 16 → Group stage → Round of 16 → Round of 16 → 2026 pending.

vs

Round of 16 → Round of 16 → Runner-up → Runner-up → Round of 16 → Quarter-finals → 4th place → Round of 16 → Runner-up → 3rd place → Quarter-finals → 2026 pending

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 15:02 (two days ago)

pluck apiece. both of these teams will offer a banana suit to any of the big boys

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 15:04 (two days ago)

With you on that

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 15:09 (two days ago)

Pluck off.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 15:13 (two days ago)

These Scotland articles on the BBC are making me want to sue for my license money back. Tom English was bad enough on his sweet lonesome but now there's an Amy Canavan too? Awful

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 15:49 (two days ago)

My favorite song, "Deutchsland über allen Gipfeln"

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 16:56 (two days ago)

Curacao anthem was smooth jazz

nashwan, Sunday, 14 June 2026 16:59 (two days ago)

When my country is finally formally recognized by the UN, "Careless Whisper" will be our anthem

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:02 (two days ago)

BBC: Houston has a population 50 times the population of Curaçao…it’s a tiny island
Me: I wonder if Ceddanne Rafaela is watching this game?

hat stays on (gyac), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:02 (two days ago)

this could get ugly

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:07 (two days ago)

Ooof.

furtho, Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:08 (two days ago)

Sweet goal.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:08 (two days ago)

Sweet, sweet sweet goal.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:19 (two days ago)

lol get the fuck in

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:22 (two days ago)

Hahahahahaaaaa amazing

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:23 (two days ago)

lollllzzz

groovypanda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:23 (two days ago)

:)

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:23 (two days ago)

(xp)Keep wondering why Ian Darke and Landon Donovan are talking about Kurosawa.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:24 (two days ago)

Woohoooo!

furtho, Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:24 (two days ago)

Germany look like they're going to cry

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:26 (two days ago)

Awesome

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:30 (two days ago)

This ref keeps getting in the way lol

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:37 (two days ago)

Ah crap.

furtho, Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:40 (two days ago)

Shocking defending

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:40 (two days ago)

"the hydration break maybe let them reset"

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:41 (two days ago)

Rooting for Curacao. Definitely doable!

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:49 (two days ago)

Yeah maybe not

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:50 (two days ago)

Well that's that then.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:51 (two days ago)

Aaaand i jinxed it lol

Call me naive but i think they can still tie it

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:52 (two days ago)

Was always a long shot for result but getting on the board against Germany nothing to scoff at.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 17:53 (two days ago)

otm

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:19 (two days ago)

I blinked and missed the fourth German goal.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:20 (two days ago)

Same — boo

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:22 (two days ago)

Fifth one too.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:33 (two days ago)

Better not blink anymore.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:33 (two days ago)

If Frank Zappa were here he'd call me Captain Tom.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:42 (two days ago)

It would be hilarious if they somehow manage to win the whole thing lol

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:43 (two days ago)

Seven.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:51 (two days ago)

That’s my go-to move on EAFC26

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:52 (two days ago)

Sane still yet to score at a tournament.

nashwan, Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:53 (two days ago)

“Chippy”

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:53 (two days ago)

Feel sorry for everyone involved with Curacao... apart from that little wanker Advocaat.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:55 (two days ago)

Andros Townsend calling the Curacao players "naive" when every single player in their squad but Chong was born and brought up in the Netherlands and they all play in Europe.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 18:58 (two days ago)

Go Japan!

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:02 (two days ago)

Love the Japanese coach writing notes on his notepad lol

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:08 (two days ago)

This looks like it may be fairly open

Would love a 3-2 scorcher

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:09 (two days ago)

This ref (Ismail Elfath) is notoriously card happy and erratic af.

Has issued reds in friendlies multiple times. Refs MLS and is not well liked

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:20 (two days ago)

both teams look great so far. both teams look like they’re playing a super technical game so far, waiting for the other side to screw up.

doc (soda), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:22 (two days ago)

Yeah, some good stuff here

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:26 (two days ago)

Yeah, definitely. Both teams playing to their strengths. Very cerebral. I will say the Japanese players look very short and physically weak next to the Dutch players. They’ll need to continue their compact formation and their quick passes if they want to get ahead of them or beat them at a pass…or a Dutch mistake!

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:27 (two days ago)

hydration break in an indoor stadium with air conditioning? that ad money sure must taste good

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:28 (two days ago)

Were there even ads during the hydration break?

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:29 (two days ago)

I've been to one domed football match and it was just a drag. It's no fun when you don't get to feel the elements

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:31 (two days ago)

physical difference is significant! i wonder if japan would’ve had an advantage in one of the super-hot outdoor match.

doc (soda), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:33 (two days ago)

They should pump in artificial heat

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:33 (two days ago)

Lol hydration break

hat stays on (gyac), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:33 (two days ago)

Great save

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:34 (two days ago)

my TV is genuinely having trouble with the colour balance right now

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:35 (two days ago)

Those orange strips playing havoc.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:36 (two days ago)

I think no Depay is hurting the NL!

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:37 (two days ago)

Remember this "scandal": https://share.google/RG3vD1ndFUqQqHnmw

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:38 (two days ago)

Lol hit keepers water bottle

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:43 (two days ago)

the dutch pre-game kit was excellent. i was hoping it was the official gear:

https://static.nike.com/a/images/w_1280,q_auto,f_auto/7f50420c-3892-4802-bce5-86d43f51bf60/netherlands-x-patta-collection-release-date.jpg

doctor barf (remy bean), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:44 (two days ago)

Japan finding some pockets

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:45 (two days ago)

Best chance so far right there

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:45 (two days ago)

Disappointing game so far

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:48 (two days ago)

Probably the least physical, chippy match so far. Very composed on both sides

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:48 (two days ago)

Set piecessss

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:48 (two days ago)

Zero power on that header

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:49 (two days ago)

I only half watched that first half and it still managed to bore me.

Would love it if Roy Keane announced he's converted to Islam

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:03 (two days ago)

Idk it was cagey but more in a "probing" sort of way

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:07 (two days ago)

Matched needed a goal and now it's got one

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:09 (two days ago)

Oh great cross and header

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:10 (two days ago)

Probing is done, it's on

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:10 (two days ago)

Feel like that was the only way tbh

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:11 (two days ago)

My friend called Van Dijk to score a header in the 59th minute before the game began, showed up early

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:12 (two days ago)

Growing tired of the endless appeals for offside from defenders on literally every set piece goal, the shit is automated now anyway

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:12 (two days ago)

Kinda love those ref cams

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:16 (two days ago)

Yes!!

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:16 (two days ago)

What a hit

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:16 (two days ago)

Lol my feed is behind yours

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:16 (two days ago)

Bar just erupted

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:16 (two days ago)

We got a game now 🥳

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:17 (two days ago)

While off balance and drifting backward wow

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:17 (two days ago)

That deflection

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:17 (two days ago)

Though now we’re back to square one technically lol a tie

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:18 (two days ago)

Wonder if NED gets more physical now

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:19 (two days ago)

This is the first one to feel like it has Cup atmosphere

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:20 (two days ago)

Fucking hell this match

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:22 (two days ago)

You didn’t think the Brazil match did?

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:22 (two days ago)

Lol xp you are ahead, sir

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:23 (two days ago)

It's on

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:23 (two days ago)

valiant work by suzuki but

doctor barf (remy bean), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:24 (two days ago)

What a cutback

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:25 (two days ago)

Oh they've taken Maeda off, now I don't care who wins.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:26 (two days ago)

Drink/stink break

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:26 (two days ago)

Has to be match of the tournament so far..no idea where it's going

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:26 (two days ago)

If Cruyff was on the pitch, smoke break

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:27 (two days ago)

Xpost otm

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:28 (two days ago)

Japan can't really veer too far from its strategy due to the size disparity but Netherlands not really being sloppy enough with the ball to capitalize

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:29 (two days ago)

Three dutch subs weren’t televised i don’t think

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:33 (two days ago)

Terrific passage of play from Japan. This should be level

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:39 (two days ago)

Ugh needed a more clinical hit. That would have been an incredible equalizer

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:39 (two days ago)

Ouch

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:42 (two days ago)

I almost want this to be a draw

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:43 (two days ago)

Big bastard Brobby on

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:43 (two days ago)

Lol yeah big motherfucker get it done

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:45 (two days ago)

About time Japan came up with a decent cross.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:45 (two days ago)

Junji Ito very involved... and they level!

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:47 (two days ago)

Ito is cooking

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:47 (two days ago)

And there it is!!

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:47 (two days ago)

FUCK YES

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:48 (two days ago)

What a header

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:48 (two days ago)

That'll do.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:48 (two days ago)

Incredible match

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:48 (two days ago)

Lol yellow to ref

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:49 (two days ago)

Japan's technicality in the last 20 has been impressive

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:49 (two days ago)

Two shitty goals for Japan.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:50 (two days ago)

ITV's Scottish pundit just calling the match howlingly wrong just before the equaliser

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:50 (two days ago)

Also both Japan goals were deflected in by one of their own players lol

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:50 (two days ago)

Very true. It’s a luck thing. The ball is bouncing in their favour sometimes

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:51 (two days ago)

A goal is a goal. It's why you shoot in a crowded box, sometimes the pinball gets results

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:52 (two days ago)

That first goal though, is kind of genius. Just an extremely quick reaction read well

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:53 (two days ago)

Some goals are good and some are shit/offside.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:53 (two days ago)

Not sure why the narrative here pushes towards evil overlord Netherlands, they've qualified less often than Japan in recent times.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:54 (two days ago)

The Dutch are almost unbearable to look at.

nashwan, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:54 (two days ago)

Because people are still salty about No Era Penal

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:54 (two days ago)

What a result for the tiny island of Japan against the global behemoth that is the Netherlands.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:55 (two days ago)

Sweden may be atop table by nights end

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:56 (two days ago)

On American TV, they’re liking both teams and they’ve said how much they like the camaraderie between the fans of both sides

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:56 (two days ago)

In other news, another draw. So. Many. Draws.

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:56 (two days ago)

The commentary on UK TV is like that also, social media less so.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:57 (two days ago)

ITV's Scottish pundit

Er, Ally McCoist.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:57 (two days ago)

Both Japan goals came along after excellent periods of good play.

Worth a draw, at least

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:57 (two days ago)

Xxxpost I mean group stage with zero "must have" results yet. When you get to Match 3 and a point won't get you through, these matches will open up

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:58 (two days ago)

Yeah tbh, a draw feels right. I feel like neither team can beat France or Spain with their respective style of play though

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:58 (two days ago)

entertaining second half, good mentality from Japan, they looked wobbly for a bit at 2-1

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:59 (two days ago)

Also both Japan goals were deflected in by one of their own players lol

Nah, Maeda got out of the way of it, it would have been offside if he hadn't.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:59 (two days ago)

One of France or Spain will probably bedshit, it's inevitable

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:59 (two days ago)

Let's go Ivory Coast

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:00 (two days ago)

Nah, Maeda got out of the way of it, it would have been offside if he hadn't.

― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2026 bookmarkflaglink

Thought there was a mm in there on a replay but don't care. Good goal.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:03 (two days ago)

stringing six passes together twice in twenty mins is not an excellent period of good play.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:03 (two days ago)

also maeda was interfering even if didn't touch it

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:04 (two days ago)

I wasn't counting but when they went 2-1 they got going and were looking good for an equaliser. Not at all surprised it finished a draw.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:05 (two days ago)

Holland just need to die imo. Three WC finals, you had your chance.

Tonight I am Japanese.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:05 (two days ago)

Did ITV actually make them wear those polo shirts or is it a horrible coincidence?

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:06 (two days ago)

Looking at Japan’s first goal closer, I don’t think Japan player touches it before it goes in, it’s extremely close though. Again, lucky bounce/deflection. It’s more of an own goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEJcvncB8XI

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:06 (two days ago)

Curaçao goal was deflected as well, can't believe anyone even celebrated it

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:10 (two days ago)

Apparently this is only the 4th time they've ever played each other in any competition and Japan hasn't beaten them - it sits at 2 Netherland wins, 2 draws after today

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:11 (two days ago)

Guardian said Maeda was played onside by someone offscreen

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:13 (two days ago)

It's mad that Japan can even string a team together when you think about how they are thought about.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:14 (two days ago)

Van Den Ven kept him on

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:14 (two days ago)

Xpost

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:15 (two days ago)

Japan can play better than that, a bit lucky for the draw.

Not watching the next two but hope Tunisia can take it to Sweden who just barely have any business being here.

nashwan, Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:16 (two days ago)

Japan have come up with some good results against European teams for a while now (and could've won tonight tbh) and I like them to go far.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:26 (two days ago)

I forgot Ally McCoist was still on telly. Needs to retire, was spouting absolute garbage about the Dutch effortlessly controlling the game when they'd clearly already gone panic mode

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:36 (two days ago)

entertaining second half, good mentality from Japan, they looked wobbly for a bit at 2-1

― Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 14 June 2026 21:59 (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

a better side than NL would have absolutely finished them during that period, but the subs injected life back into them

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:39 (two days ago)

Nah, Maeda got out of the way of it, it would have been offside if he hadn't.

― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), 14 June 2026 21:59 (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

im 100% certain replays showed quite a clear touch tbh but refs are obv not bringing in reviews for too much

Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 June 2026 22:59 (two days ago)

Since so many of the commentators around the ilx world are often derided (rightly), I wanna be posi and say I'm glad the Fox feed in the US is featuring JP Dellacamera for CIV/ECU, because he's a genuinely nice guy who always gives a great call.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 14 June 2026 23:06 (two days ago)

Have always found Ecuador's style of play dull. Never seen Ivory Coast play so it's them i root for

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 23:11 (two days ago)

Bottled

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 23:14 (two days ago)

That was a nice opportunity

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 June 2026 23:20 (two days ago)

Caicedo with a very powerful lipreading moment there

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 23:24 (two days ago)

feels like the tastiest game so far, gonna stay up for this

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 23:25 (two days ago)

yeah this has been miles better than NL-JPN

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 23:39 (two days ago)

Yep. Thank fuck I'm wfh tomorrow

lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 14 June 2026 23:43 (two days ago)

feel like NL and Japan could have played for 30 hours and you wouldn't have a defender almost scoring an overhead kick or someone doing a Bergkamp turn before firing wide

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 23:55 (two days ago)

or an entire midfield being booked after 40 minutes

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2026 23:55 (two days ago)

There might be a goal though

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 00:35 (yesterday)

(JK this one has been fun)

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 00:35 (yesterday)

Wanted to watch this one but missed most of it

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 15 June 2026 00:50 (yesterday)

CIV has been wasteful, should be winning

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 00:52 (yesterday)

Thank you, Neanderthal

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 15 June 2026 00:55 (yesterday)

Beautiful

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 00:55 (yesterday)

They've been better squad, we'll deserved

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 00:56 (yesterday)

What a fucking goal, worth staying up for that. Insane wingplay by the centre back

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 00:56 (yesterday)

Doue is in my fantasy league so things are looking good for me

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 15 June 2026 00:56 (yesterday)

Great one-time too

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 00:56 (yesterday)

Wow that airtime on coach's leap lol

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 00:57 (yesterday)

36 touches in opponent box for Ivory Coast to just 14 for Ecuador

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 00:58 (yesterday)

coach’s leap the real hero

doc (soda), Monday, 15 June 2026 01:03 (yesterday)

Good win

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 01:04 (yesterday)

good game!

doc (soda), Monday, 15 June 2026 01:05 (yesterday)

This is what’s about 😆

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZk6Hnzgq8p/

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 15 June 2026 01:07 (yesterday)

Goodness, what a goal

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 15 June 2026 02:08 (yesterday)

Yikes, another big Sweden goal 😮

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 15 June 2026 02:31 (yesterday)

dominant performance by world football powerhouses the swedes

big boodith judith (m bison), Monday, 15 June 2026 03:57 (yesterday)

im 100% certain replays showed quite a clear touch tbh but refs are obv not bringing in reviews for too much

― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 June 2026 bookmarkflaglink

That's a really good move for them not to be bothering with this shit. Gotta compensate for stopping for ad breaks anyway.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 06:08 (yesterday)

it comes off van hecke but even if it had clipped maeda, he’s about a meter onside due to the left back dilly dallying

||||||||, Monday, 15 June 2026 06:10 (yesterday)

Japan have come up with some good results against European teams

Have a sneaking suspicion the main reason they're getting talked up in the British media is because they beat England at Wembley.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2026 06:11 (yesterday)

They beat Germany and Spain in the group stages at the last WC.

Shame about Ecuador, looked like a good game. All my secondary South American teams are failing so far :-(

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 06:55 (yesterday)

I know they did but I never heard any talk about them being "dark horses" or a team to watch until recently and I'm not convinced this Japanese side is notably better than past Japanese sides, they've had good teams for 30 years.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2026 07:05 (yesterday)

After Japan battled the Netherlands to a 2-2 draw, the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up every single piece of trash from their section at Dallas Stadium after the game.

You LOVE to see it

Come on guys have a burger instead

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 09:44 (yesterday)

Hope the people employed to do that don't lose their jobs cos of Japanese fans' lust for social media clout.

LocalGarda, Monday, 15 June 2026 09:48 (yesterday)

Japan aren't gonna play there every week dw

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 10:46 (yesterday)

Could've just not dropped litter in the first place makes you think

So I guess Sweden are already through - Potterball

nashwan, Monday, 15 June 2026 10:54 (yesterday)

"parody" account gives German fan a Hitler mustache

🚨📷 German fans celebrating Kai Havertz' penalty. pic.twitter.com/wKSk02j61T

— The Touchmine | 𝐓 (@TouchmineX) June 14, 2026

StanM, Monday, 15 June 2026 11:44 (yesterday)

Sounds about right for X the Everything App™️

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 15 June 2026 12:42 (yesterday)

can’t wait for them england slags to smash into this WC and start freaking my nut out

||||||||, Monday, 15 June 2026 13:08 (yesterday)

VAR ref is in the heat for what is supposed to be a white supremacy dog whistle. The dog whistle itself is making a circle with your finger and thumb below your waist. I didn't know that was a racist thing. In my school and even with a few people i've known since school, i thought that was some sort of thing where if someone caught you looking at it, they could give you a punch in the arm. But I guess of course a jokey school yard dumb thing that ends up in a punch is something racists love.

Just gotta reset the count, 0 days since racists ruined another thing you wouldn't have expected.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 15 June 2026 13:25 (yesterday)

Oh that was an alt-right thing that took off in the US during Trump's first term.

I didn't know anyone was still doing it now that they moved on to just openly saying Nazi shit

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 14:04 (yesterday)

Seeing conflicting reports that the Tunisia manager has been fired after last night's loss. I'm not aware of that happening in the middle of a tournament before though it probably has.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 15 June 2026 15:39 (yesterday)

It happened, rather notably, with CIV in Afcon a few years ago, and they only went and bloody won it

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 15:43 (yesterday)

Tunisia are not going to go on and bloody win this, however

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 15:43 (yesterday)

xxp Tunisia also did it in 1998!

visiting, Monday, 15 June 2026 16:06 (yesterday)

Managers should be fired every half IMO

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 16:24 (yesterday)

Spain missing chance after chance atm but feels like only a matter of time before one of them finds the back of the net

groovypanda, Monday, 15 June 2026 16:43 (yesterday)

First time these nations have ever played each other

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 16:47 (yesterday)

CPV keeper is amazing, too bad the defense keeps putting him in that position.

get your printable keyboard workout plan for ILXors over 50 (WmC), Monday, 15 June 2026 16:48 (yesterday)

Feel like after their cup win, Spain has underwhelmed every cup since

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 16:51 (yesterday)

Well they've won the Euros twice since winning the World Cup tbf.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2026 17:15 (yesterday)

Spain starting slow as so many eventual champions tend to these days. Yamal on in desperation..

nashwan, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:33 (yesterday)

Already looks like Spain will score.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:34 (yesterday)

that guy who bet £1m on polymarket for a spain win currently sweating bullets

||||||||, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:41 (yesterday)

But still no goals, so funny xp

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:42 (yesterday)

Cucurella's hair is reason enough for me to dislike Spain.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2026 17:43 (yesterday)

Some heroic efforts

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:49 (yesterday)

the grass must be too long again

||||||||, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:51 (yesterday)

omg

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2026 17:51 (yesterday)

Fucking hell. Free header for the almighty upset!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:51 (yesterday)

Cracking last few minutes.

nashwan, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:54 (yesterday)

Very nice

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:56 (yesterday)

Amazing finish.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:56 (yesterday)

Fantastic.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2026 17:57 (yesterday)

wow amazing

||||||||, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:57 (yesterday)

that was like watching spurs until yamal came on

absolutely cowardly safeball

Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Monday, 15 June 2026 17:57 (yesterday)

Pretty much a dream start for CV

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 17:58 (yesterday)

even lee dixon’s happy

||||||||, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:58 (yesterday)

woooooohooooooo

a hoy hoy, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:58 (yesterday)

The Cape of good hope. Saudi game will be fire.

nashwan, Monday, 15 June 2026 17:58 (yesterday)

🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today

This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket pic.twitter.com/7ODo3dJ7Pl

— Polymarket Sports (@PolymarketSport) June 15, 2026

||||||||, Monday, 15 June 2026 18:00 (yesterday)

even lee dixon’s happy

― ||||||||, 15 June 2026 17:58 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

droning on having missed the final whistle smdh

Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Monday, 15 June 2026 18:00 (yesterday)

I know gambling whales like that are bored assholes with more money than they know what to do with, it's just thrilling to make $85,000 of free money on what should be an obvious result. So I'm not sure he's even sweating.

But I still lol either way

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 18:04 (yesterday)

a friend and former roommate was at Trinidad & Tobago's 0-0 draw with Sweden at the 2006 WC and I still remember his description of the Trini fans' joy at that result, this has to be even bigger for CV

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 15 June 2026 18:04 (yesterday)

Saw bits and pieces of this match but it looked intense. It’s wild that Spain couldn’t manage a single goal

Holy Cape Verde Batman!

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 15 June 2026 18:04 (yesterday)

Feel like after their cup win, Spain has underwhelmed every cup since

― If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 16:51 (one hour ago)

They underwhelmed in every Cup before 2010 too

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Monday, 15 June 2026 18:10 (yesterday)

Russia threw a similar defense tactic at them in 2018. I know diff roster but seems like breaking down 10 outfielders blocking shots is often their kryptonite at the WC

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 18:11 (yesterday)

It is for anyone. They are only getting started and their two best attackers were injured. They often start like this. They lost one nil to Switzerland the opening game of 2010 when they won the tournament. We'll see what happens but no major worry for them just yet.

LocalGarda, Monday, 15 June 2026 18:14 (yesterday)

Not sure what to expect from Belgium

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 18:14 (yesterday)

🚨🇨🇻 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Vozinha (40) makes HISTORY! He is now the oldest goalkeeper to keep a clean sheet on a World Cup debut. 🥇 @OptaJoe pic.twitter.com/Y2G2JgastG

— EuroFoot (@eurofootcom) June 15, 2026

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 18:20 (yesterday)

410_clientGone

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Spain read backwards is pains. think about it

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t-abdullah

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what !! brain not working properly !!

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skollywag92

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Wouldn't it be niaps?

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 18:27 (yesterday)

Youri Tielemans! Tielemans! Youri Tielemans!

Sgt. Biscuits, Monday, 15 June 2026 18:39 (yesterday)

The Irish guy who played for Cape Verde this evening, Pico, was recruited via LinkedIn and originally ignored the message because he thought it was spam.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c7590ln3l06o

ShariVari, Monday, 15 June 2026 18:44 (yesterday)

btw all of vozinha's saves were routine. defenders were the real heroes

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 18:50 (yesterday)

i guess he commanded his area well, which is more impressive than the saves

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 18:52 (yesterday)

Bollocks.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2026 18:53 (yesterday)

Belgian team is even more geriatric than Scotland's.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2026 18:57 (yesterday)

Bollocks.

― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2026 18:53 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

what is one non-routine save he made

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 18:59 (yesterday)

the one from the header was going wide anyway btw

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 18:59 (yesterday)

Need a dancehall song dedicated to Ramon Abatti

a hoy hoy, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:06 (yesterday)

The one from the looping header was good, the one low to his right that he held I thought he did fairly well to get down so quickly and not palm it out, there is a certain value to dependable making all of your fairly routine saves from successive half chances in a way that emboldens your defense

Sgt. Biscuits, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:07 (yesterday)

okay that's fair, but making out like it was some kind of masterpiece display is a bit rich. patrick beach vs turkiye otoh *chef's kiss*

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:08 (yesterday)

I mean, he did good and kept a clean sheet and he's 40 and it was Cape Verde against Spain, he can have a little mythologising as a treat imo

Sgt. Biscuits, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:10 (yesterday)

i think they were accounting for him being 40 in his country's world cup debut against Spain

Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Monday, 15 June 2026 19:10 (yesterday)

xp basically

i mean cmon lj youd be the first to insist on a little romanticism around it if anyone else was being a bit flat about it

could live without ange offering it as a defence of his entire approach afterwards but look

Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Monday, 15 June 2026 19:11 (yesterday)

I mean, he did good and kept a clean sheet and he's 40 and it was Cape Verde against Spain, he can have a little mythologising as a treat imo

― Sgt. Biscuits, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:10 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

him having one of those single-word names really seals the deal on this doesn't it lol

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:14 (yesterday)

anyway the most colossal single-player performance so far was Singo last night imo

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:16 (yesterday)

Good hit

crisp, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:20 (yesterday)

Scorcher.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2026 19:20 (yesterday)

banger!

Ash Ra Pimples (NickB), Monday, 15 June 2026 19:20 (yesterday)

yay I've got Egypt in the work sweepstake

Ward Fowler, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:21 (yesterday)

Let's see what Belgium are like these days xp

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:22 (yesterday)

Pick that one out

groovypanda, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:22 (yesterday)

yay I've got Egypt in the work sweepstake

― Ward Fowler, 15 June 2026 19:21 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

fucks sake i just remembered i got spain

Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Monday, 15 June 2026 19:27 (yesterday)

Tunisia and Curaçao for me! Just the 12 shipped so far

Sgt. Biscuits, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:28 (yesterday)

lol but I'd still swap you for fucking tunisia xp

groovypanda, Monday, 15 June 2026 19:29 (yesterday)

can't believe BBC are seriously gonna do a Buy a TV License reminder every single game, fucking winrar-ass dorks

Sgt. Biscuits, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:07 (yesterday)

Lol just talking about that on the BBC thread. Wtaf!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:12 (yesterday)

Mostafa Mohamed Zaky Abdelraouf (Arabic: مصطفى محمد زكي عبد الرؤوف; born 27 April 1997), known as Mostafa Ziko, is an Egyptian professional footballer who plays as a left winger for Egyptian Premier League club Pyramids and the Egypt national team

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:14 (yesterday)

Wow, unbelievable

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:18 (yesterday)

Egypt had the match right there

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:18 (yesterday)

Not very Ashoured

Number None, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:19 (yesterday)

ffs Raskin playing at the World Cup, he's shite

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2026 20:19 (yesterday)

Belgium 0 SOG

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 20:23 (yesterday)

There's one

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 June 2026 20:25 (yesterday)

Enjoyable 2nd half so far

crisp, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:27 (yesterday)

Wow, awesome

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:28 (yesterday)

Fair play they’ve deserved that imo

crisp, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:28 (yesterday)

That has gotta be a record right

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:29 (yesterday)

This is so open anyway.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:29 (yesterday)

Inevitable.

ShariVari, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:29 (yesterday)

Or not lol

imago, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:29 (yesterday)

Give big Rom the assist

crisp, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:30 (yesterday)

Lukaku scoring and he still hasn't touched the ball yet

Number None, Monday, 15 June 2026 20:30 (yesterday)

He's got the magic touch

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 15 June 2026 22:11 (yesterday)

Vibes are off for Bielsa.

ShariVari, Monday, 15 June 2026 22:45 (yesterday)

Indeed. Whoa!

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 15 June 2026 22:46 (yesterday)

Bielsa always seems to me particularly idiosyncratic.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 15 June 2026 22:46 (yesterday)

Centers of population of World Cup competitor diasporas in the US:

https://imgur.com/a/U7rXXAm

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 15 June 2026 22:48 (yesterday)

https://i.imgur.com/uxmJuvf.png

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 15 June 2026 22:49 (yesterday)

Think I know one of those Cape Verdeans.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 15 June 2026 22:53 (yesterday)

No, not Brockton, Providence.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 15 June 2026 23:09 (yesterday)

That list can't be by population. If it was, half of these would be NYC.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 15 June 2026 23:21 (yesterday)

Yeah, the list seems anecdotal.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 15 June 2026 23:24 (yesterday)

maybe those are cities whose populations have the largest % of ppl from those countries? i mean laredo is a border town, makes sense theyd have a large share of people from mexico even if other cities have higher pops

big boodith judith (m bison), Monday, 15 June 2026 23:34 (yesterday)

is that quantity or density? Hard to believe there's more South Koreans in Fullerton than San Jose or Sunnyvale

octobeard, Monday, 15 June 2026 23:44 (yesterday)

It's supposed to be he highest density, so highest proportion of total population. Sorry for being unclear!

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 00:39 (four hours ago)

New Zealand finna get rocked

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 01:04 (three hours ago)

You gotta be kidding me

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 01:11 (three hours ago)

I gotta wonder if the horrible travel conditions imposed on Iran are having an impact, because they are a step slow defensively and NZ isn't really doing anything that challenging .

Whereas prior to the goal they were pretty effective penetrating NZ's final third.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 01:18 (three hours ago)

There are zero fouls being called. This is fun

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 01:24 (three hours ago)

kinda been the theme of this first week no?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 16 June 2026 01:25 (three hours ago)

its cool how all the bad teams are actually good

Spottie, Tuesday, 16 June 2026 01:27 (three hours ago)

Fuuuuuck woodwork.

Think laying it off right when he got to the box might have forced New Zealand to break shape but that was a good hit even if just a touch wide

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 01:27 (three hours ago)

Lmao this match is nuts.

Iran diving like crazy

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 01:33 (three hours ago)

Omg this match rules

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 01:36 (three hours ago)

Not a match to watch if you're a fan of disciplined defending but if you like fast pace and chaos...

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 01:50 (two hours ago)

Lol a mile offside

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 01:54 (two hours ago)

Iran's defending has been sloppy and skittish.

New Zealand's back line seem to forget where the fuck they are every 2 minutes

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 01:55 (two hours ago)

I can only watch three matches per day so...

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 02:04 (two hours ago)

Sadly got go see a whopping 15 minutes today so this is me salvaging

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 02:08 (two hours ago)

Ah, of course. Enjoy!

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 02:08 (two hours ago)

As I have been watching this particular World Cup, I have been haunted by all the ghosts of World Cups past.

River of No Reply (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 02:10 (two hours ago)

Horrible defending again. Once again four defenders can't subdue 2 attackers because they inexplicably move in tandem like the pixelated players in RBI Baseball.

Feel like there's 3 more goals in this one

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 02:27 (two hours ago)

Hell yes

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 02:31 (two hours ago)

Lmao 4th draw of the day

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 03:03 (one hour ago)

8 draws already. The group stage record was 16 in 1982, but there were only half the teams (24) in that tourney and 2 group stages

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 03:09 (one hour ago)

Shit is wide open

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 03:11 (one hour ago)


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