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well, go on then...have you?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

bonus 1 million points if you actually talk about it.

(yes, i did. last night. and i will not talk about it because it was horrible and wrong.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

... It involved that Boong-Ga! Boong-Ga! game, didn't it?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i wish.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

You were a perfect gentleman, Jess, fret not. Oh wait, that was my dream.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

TOM TO THREAD!!!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

oooh now things are gettin good

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

It involves bums and ARMPITS! Go on Tom!

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know if this counts but last night I dreamed that someone posted a picture of two penises and Tad said "What is this - Small Cocks Day?", when I thought they looked quite normal-sized.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I will not rest until I hear this story (after which I will probably cry).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

All I'll say is: nothing destroys a morning glory more completely and quickly as waking up to a friggin' THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS song on the college radio station which makes up the preset of my alarm clock.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

you are all pussies and liars. cough up these psychological hairballs!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

YOU FIRST

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

NEVER. i may have to see the people involved at some point.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Ethan and I are still trying to make things normal again....(ok, sorry Jess... seriously though, I can't say I've ever had IL(se)X, specifically, so far)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess, at least tell us what happened with his/her name replaced with "ILXXXer" or something!

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

okay, okay...so as i remember at this point "ILXXXer" and i were in a room together with "person from my real life" and "person from real life's friend"...and we were all sitting around watching tv and "person from my real life" started masturbating and then "person from real life's friend" did and then finally "ILXXXer" did! ew ew EW.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i have shared a bed with several ILXers, but neither have I done anything with them (with, i think, 3 exceptions?), nor have I dreamt about them. Sorry, I know you thought I'd be a dead cert.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I once dreamed I had sex so amazing I started a thread about it on ILE.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:13 (twenty-three years ago)

but was it WITH someone from ile???

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:15 (twenty-three years ago)

XXXXXXXXXXXXX.............************ and then they lezzed up. hahahahahahahah

― not gareth, someone else (gareth), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess send me your picture and I'll let you know if it was you or not.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Time, at long last, for the no-holds-barred orgy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.aol.com/nessdearvell/jess.jpg

gareth i think america has broken yr brane.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

God Jess I hope it wasn't in that room in the picture - hardly a sex den !!

― polka, Friday, 18 October 2002 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Starry got very annoyed last night cos I wouldn't tell her who I'd had dream-IL(se)X with. And I won't tell you either. She didnt look like she actually does, either, she looked like a woman I'd met when I went to do an interview the other week, but I knew it was really her cause thats what I was calling her. There were two other couples in the dream-bed too but I don't know who they were, lurkers probably.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Helicopters. I got chased by Helicopters.

― toraneko (toraneko), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

what's wrong with my living room!?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Really, they were normal-sized.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe tonights ILX mission is for us all to have IL(se)X dreams and report on them tomorrow.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha ha Jess it wasn't you but you have a 'grrr' look that might work well in the IL(se)X-dungeon-dream I intend to have tonight.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

haha it was like 10 am in that picture and i think i was drunk. it was taken by accident as i remember.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

(don't worry, Jess you're much better looking than I'd expected from your complaining)

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess' calling himself "fat" makes a mockery of my calling myself "not really fat yet".

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

it's a good thing i didn't title this "IL(se)X Fantasies" or we'd probably be in more trouble.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you allowed to lurk at an orgy?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

i think it's generally considered bad form.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

well, go on then...have you?

No way. This is the most asexual, least appetizing community I've ever been involved with in all my travels across the global interweb. AND I'D LIKE IT TO STAY THAT WAY!

(Just kidding. Some of you are quite cute.)

― Jody Beth Rosen, Friday, 18 October 2002 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

That's what I thought, Jess. I guess that's where the ILE/Orgy analogy breaks down.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

what's the worst thing you can possibly say at an orgy?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

"excuse me, i need to slip into someone more comfortable."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought it was "Hey, watch the gaping, pus-oozing sores!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

"MOM?!?"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

"so i said, rectum, i nearly killed em!"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

"We demand pictures of dinosaurs!"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

"so, have you ever read vice magazine?"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"MY HAND PUPPET'S NOT GETTING ANY!!!"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"MOMUS?!?"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"BOFUS?!?"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"SISYPHUS?!?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

an earlier exchange:

maura: you dreamt about momus last night didn't you jess?
jess: no, because then you'd be reading about my suicide today.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

"where'd the cheese go?"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"wow, this is just like bangbus."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

"MA$E?!?"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Stick a fork in me, I'm done. OW!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

So it was a dude ILXer, then? Right? THIS MIGHT NARROW IT DOWN! I think it was Ned.

― Mandee, Friday, 18 October 2002 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

"what is that? and can i eat it?"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

what mandee, you don;'t think girls masturbate?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey look - it's this thing!

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it was Ned.

I think this says more about your subconscious, Mandee. Not that I mind.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

i often get naked and rub myself up against the monitor, does that count?

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

only if you think of us.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Waitwaitwait AREN'T YOU IN THE COMPUTER LAB AT YOUR UNIVERSITY????????

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

[like otherwise it's all right]

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course it's all right then, N. Webcafes are used to that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

just ask graham.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, Jess, your level of being-freaked-out-edness by this mystery person's masturbation led me to believe it must be a guy. Unless you're gayer than I thought.

― Mandee, Friday, 18 October 2002 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm totally gay.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we play 20 questions?

― Mandee, Friday, 18 October 2002 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Only if it involves poky forfeits.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:42 (twenty-three years ago)

you may ask but i may not feel inclined to answer. (also, i'm leaving the house in about 15.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

(also: i'm an inveterate liar.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Q: Is it a guy?

― Mandee, Friday, 18 October 2002 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

A: yes.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Q: Is it a gay?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

a: no.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Q: Is it Ned?

― Mandee, Friday, 18 October 2002 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

neigh

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Is he American?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you like Hitler?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A: no.

A: yes.

A: no.

and i'm out!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

IT WAS ETHAN!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

It is Ethan.

(SNAP!)

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

HA HA.

Does anyone else think that Tom "bum-and-armpit sex fiend" Ewing got off lightly on this thread? (And could someone hand him a tissue?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHA! I asked him about an hour ago if it was Ethan and he fell mysteriously silent.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Friday, 18 October 2002 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

no Dan I'm at home now. I'll there tomorrow and try it, though.
I can't believe it wasn't me in Jess's dream.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

"why don't you dream of me?" the new tear-jerking ballad from Mitch Lastnamewithheld and the Doo Wah Boys, in shops soon!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm so glad you said "tear".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not, now that you mention it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned what are you saying?

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

That I love you and I want to have your baby, Mitch.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

JESUS CHRIST!

I only just realize that the thread is about IL(se)X *DREAMS*!!

Dear fucking lord, I thought Jess had an honest to god really odd sexual experience happen at his house...

COFFEE IS A GOOD THING! Maybe I should actually consume it on Friday mornings.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, now your initial posts make a lot more sense.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

DB has now made me very happy. Especially since by his definition 'Friday mornings' = 'Friday afternoons.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck y'all, I'm going to Canada this weekend. The only thing I'll be dreamin' about is poutine poontang!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 18 October 2002 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Seattle is having a corrosive effect on you over the years, young sir. You and all this foul-mouthed behavior. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck y'all, I'm going to Canada this weekend. The only thing I'll be dreamin' about is poutine poontang!

That is disgusting.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Friday, 18 October 2002 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh come now, Jody. Wash it down with an Alaskan Amber, and it's quite palatable.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 18 October 2002 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not exactly sure whether I am relieved or disappointed not to know you people

― C J (C J), Friday, 18 October 2002 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

hahahahahahhahahah brian our early morning conversation makes a lot more sense now!!! (sorta.)

if it was ethan, i would admit it.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

This tells you more than you may want to know about my sex life (not for the first time), but I have seen people lurk at an orgy, and no one complained.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 18 October 2002 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

:-0

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

What full lips you have, Jess.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 October 2002 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

jess is fucking hot.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 18 October 2002 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Who says those are his lips?

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 18 October 2002 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I never get off lightly.

I have no idea where Sarah got the bum and armpit stuff from BTW.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 18 October 2002 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that's a bum on his lips actually.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 19 October 2002 00:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually I do now remember the bum bit. But armpits?

― Tom (Groke), Saturday, 19 October 2002 00:16 (twenty-three years ago)

d00d jess u r so emo

― vic (vicc13), Saturday, 19 October 2002 06:09 (twenty-three years ago)

i got very confused by all this until i realized i was half-asleep.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 19 October 2002 12:21 (twenty-three years ago)

You mean you were half-awake when you had sex with ethan?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 October 2002 12:24 (twenty-three years ago)

no i mean i just woke up 20 mins ago, and i'm sorry to report i had no more sex dreams last night. (at least involving ilx'ers.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 19 October 2002 12:26 (twenty-three years ago)

will we have to add the mystery dream lover to the list of great ilx unknowns? (ie. the story behind tom's homemade vibrator)

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 19 October 2002 12:39 (twenty-three years ago)

yes. yes, you will.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 19 October 2002 12:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Until technology exists for us to extract it from you forcefully.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 19 October 2002 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

that's what she said.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 19 October 2002 12:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I sometimes have sex dreams involving people I can't identify. Perhaps some of you are those mystery people!

Erk.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 19 October 2002 13:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I did once, and since it was one of those dreams you have right before you wake up I remember it really well. It was just really weird, because if I have not met somebody they don't quite seem "real" to me, so it's like having a sex dream about Barney Rubble. I do not endorse this.

― Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 19 October 2002 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

[it was about me]

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 October 2002 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, N., she dreamed about Nicole Kidman. Now aren't you jealous.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 October 2002 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm wrong to be turned on by the contents of this thread, aren't i?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 19 October 2002 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

It was the Barney Rubble that did it for you, wasn't it?

― Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 19 October 2002 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

i have had an ilsex dream once.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 19 October 2002 23:37 (twenty-three years ago)

i dreamt that mark s and i made cornbread last night. is that a sex dream

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 19 October 2002 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)

best thread ever

― Keith McD (Keith McD), Sunday, 20 October 2002 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll be having a IL(soy)X dream tonight

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 20 October 2002 01:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Donut Bitch will be dreaming about Shaggy in the back of the Mystery Machine...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 20 October 2002 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

*in Great Dane voice* "Rooby Rex?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 October 2002 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"in great dane voice" = ned lives in bizarre parallel universe

(= tell us something we didnt know, harvell)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 20 October 2002 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, Scooby is clearly no poodle.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 October 2002 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, this is kind of surprising, but it's never occurred to me before to wonder what kind of dog Scooby was. Great Dane... huh.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 20 October 2002 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

He is a cartoon dog.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Right - it's like the old chestnut :Goofy vs. Pluto. It's best not to ask yourself these things or else you'll start acting crazy like...

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 20 October 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

If Marvel Comics bought Disney, someone would soon knock up a 12-issue cosmic epic maxi-series to sort out Goofy and Pluto once and for all, and we'd obviously all be much happier with a properly explained, consistent version.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 October 2002 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, Goofy would gain an adamantium skeleton and manifest the Phoenix Force.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 20 October 2002 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Donut Bitch will be dreaming about Shaggy in the back of the Mystery Machine...

This instantly gave me the mental image of Shaggy the Jamaican reggae warbler chillin' in the back of the Mystery Machine. Which made me immensley happy.

Oh wait, I got it now- in Marvel comics, super heroes are adored and accepted as long as they're not mutants, i.e. as long as it's not genetic. Perhaps it's the same thing in Disney? i.e. Pluto was born a dog, but Goofy was just a regular mouse/duck/cow whatever who drank some super serum or got bitten by a radioactive dog or whatever...

― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 20 October 2002 23:59 (twenty-three years ago)

bonus 1 million points if you actually talk about it.

thats not even a real prize.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 21 October 2002 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I DID YESTERDAY. But the point is right - it's NOT a real prize so until a real prize is offered I'm not saying anything else.

― Ally, Monday, 21 October 2002 02:19 (twenty-three years ago)

-- Ally ([email protected]), October 20th, 2002.

!!!

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 21 October 2002 05:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I really really really hope, Ally, that it wasn't Mr. Hands. (though he's not really an ILxer, is he? just kinda glommed onto us the other night at the FAP)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 21 October 2002 06:10 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm with ally.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 21 October 2002 10:29 (twenty-three years ago)

and are you having fun together?

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 21 October 2002 11:54 (twenty-three years ago)

M Matos, Professional Leerer. But there's always room for that in this Sad World.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 October 2002 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

please don't think i really give enough of a fuck to come up with a decent "prize".

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

M Matos, Professional Leerer.

Nice work if you can get it.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 October 2002 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

But what are the job benefits? I assume visual is covered.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 October 2002 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

don't bet on it. that's not leering, it's squinting--I broke my glasses the night I got back from Boston. and that comment wasn't meant leeringly, you sick fucking pervert you. (but now that you mention it--hey! break out the togas!)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 21 October 2002 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

*yawn*

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 21 October 2002 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

oh darn Ned's misreading of an innocent joke has made di smith yawn! I shall never get over this etc!

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

my yawn was also for the fact that no-one is going to give me a real prize to spill the beans.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:10 (twenty-three years ago)

di, i'll give you a cookie.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Di: Dish! Dish! Dish!

(Seriously, if you spill something good rest assured that I'll reward you. Somehow.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:19 (twenty-three years ago)

actually i fear you will be disappointed j.lu cos it really wasn't that interesting.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

besides it was so long ago that i barely remember the dream anyway.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

and i don't want no stinkin cookies.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Wasn't it you di, that once told us you had an odd dream about dave q?

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:35 (twenty-three years ago)

no i've never dreamed of him.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone did though. Unless I'm insane. (always a possibility)

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Who said it was a Mr. Anyone? Anyhow I only think of Mr. Hands when you lot bring him up, bastards.

― Ally, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

It was me, wasn't it?

― Jody Beth Rosen, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 03:55 (twenty-three years ago)

It was actually myself, in a weird good Ally/evil Ally stylee, a la Mariah's "Heartbreaker" or Madonna's "Die Another Day" videos. Except I didn't beat myself up, I had sex with myself. It was fantastic.

― Ally, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 04:24 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry, di. misread you.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 06:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Except I didn't beat myself up, I had sex with myself. It was fantastic.

Where's Hanle y with the salacious comments now?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

i am undreamt of. i am not sure if this is a good or a bad thing.

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

revive because i had a dream about ilx last night for the first time. Some poster called 'Kent' kept starting annoying threads which started off -
"ha, ha, ha, .............................[then some pointless word]"

i only read one of them and he was trying to get people to post answers as quickly as possible.

the rest of the dream was about cloud rings and the end of the world, bit shit really now I think about it.

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the sex thread, Fuzzy. Unless your cloud rings were strongly suggestive of vaginal orifices, you need the Recently on ILX dreams thread.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh right, I wondered what that (se) was all about. I did read this thread, but didn't twig why everyone was getting randy, ie typical ilx gutter minds.

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like you all to know it was actually Mr. Hands after all.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

What if I dreamed about a musician who has been mentioned on ILM?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Momus, right?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but was he dressed as a penguin?

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit, i can't have sex dreams about any of you yet since i haven't met anybody.

get out of my car and into my dreams, as Bizarro Billy Ocean would say.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

HSA has a mate who eBayed "The right to appear naked in one of my dreams to some bloke in Cornwall for £5".

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but was he dressed as a penguin?

Kate you tart! You and HSA must have a active healthy sex life.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Not HSA! Momus!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

No, wait... that came out wrong!

Was *Momus* dressed as a penguin? (Before anyone gets any wrong ideas.)

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Wrong nationality, darling. And I said "has been mentioned," not "is an active participant."
;^}

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I had one the other night. I can't remember if there was actual sex in it or not. But later I had to go wash my hair, and my family were in the bathroom and wouldn't leave.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

WHO??

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

washing hair =?

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Carey, it was sticky.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't worry, N., it wasn't you.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

WHO???

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

for the first 150 or so posts, this thread is pretty great.

i have completely forgotten who was in my dream now.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Gabbo, you tease! And here I was, actually getting excited....;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i have had many more sex dreams about ilx in the interim. to say nothing of the waking fantasies.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I had the first sex dream I'd had in months a couple days ago; unfortunately (fortunately) it involved no ILXors. It was ridiculously realistic, until one of the walls of the room completely disappeared and there were like dozens of kids-in-costume presumably trick-or-treating standing there watching us, mouths agape.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It was ridiculously realistic

Must have been a short dream!

(Crowd goes wild)

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i misread jess's post twice as 'wanking fantasies'. you say tomato...

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm waiting for the bit in nickalicous's dream where it becomes unrealistic.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

When NA says "crowd" he basically means me and maybe Dan Perry.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm waiting for the bit in nickalicous's dream where it becomes unrealistic.

Right here: it involved no ILXors

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

A crowd of one.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

hey NA you are
violating the law: "Nick
must never harm Nick"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I am in tears.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I had another one last night, but I think it was just snogging in this dream. I really can't remember.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i want to know if i had prison sex with biz markie in ade's dream

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

martin skidmore!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

phoar

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

I have rarely felt as flattered in my entire life!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

top marks btw, much obliged.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

haha, my pleasure!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

martin skidmore, mark s sandwich!

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

With chewed up pringles in between?

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

I fcuked some bitch up the ass, her name was Jon Williams then HStencil came in and started licking his balls and he had lip gloss on and i came in his mouth.

― definitely logged out for this one!, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

easy now geir

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

gear, surely

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

I dreamt of hot, sopping wet il(se)X the other night.

Kidding! And probably very fortunately for everyone, too, considering how much of a laughing stock I am.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

nope, never had any ilx dreams, (se) or otherwise.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 8 September 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

dreams(se).cx

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 8 September 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

roxymusak

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

i had one about jon williams once

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

or thrice

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

nice one!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

I was going to post about how my ambition was to give Mandee the kisses she deserves. AWWWWWWWWWWW

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

I forgot, about it, and, then, I remembered, suddenly

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

4 or 5, I think.

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

Can I request one?

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Maybe if I write down ILXors names on slips of paper and then burn them in a censer as I lay down to sleep.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

You have to tell us who gets on the slips!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Omigod sex thread I'm sorry please stop punishing me!

Last night I dreamt I was in a canoe with two male ILXors, out in the middle of the ocean, and then one of them is all like "Man, there's nothing to do out here, let's compare penises," and then the other one drops his shorts and he has this MASSIVE chunky horselike penis, and then the first ILXor is like "hey, wow, that's a good one" (even though I got the distinct impression they'd done this before), and then gradually the first ILXor goes from pointing to it, conversationally, to kind of touching it, and then stroking it, and then eventually he's like groping all over it and I'm politely staring out across the endless ocean like "ho-hum, interesting tern over there, don't you think" while second ILXor is all like "ooo" and giggling.

I'M SORRY THREAD I WILL NEVER TRIFLE WITH YOU AGAIN

― nabiscOHGODNO (nabisco), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

wow.

― carly (carly), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Names!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Was it Momus and Darn1elle?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

jeanne fury was into men in my dream a few nights ago.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

it was you and ned....

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

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