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Okay, there doens't seem to be a thread about Herge's most well known creation, so I thought i'd start one. Tintin is ace, frankly. Such a rich, detailed world, coupled with some first-class storytelling. Favourite of all the books for me being the two Moon books (Destination Moon & Explorers Of The Moon) - Wolff's sacrifice and the incredible climax where it looks like Tintin and chums will suffocate before they return to Earth still stick in the mind, years after I read it.

(Also did anyone ever get an accompanying audio tape with their Tintin books? I got one with my copy of Tintin and the Picaros - it had some quite famous British actors reading out all the dialogue from the book, such as Willie Rushton as Captain Haddock and Roy Kinnear as Thompson and Thomson. As a result whenever I read Tintin I always imagine Captain Haddock talking in Rushton's voice.)

Chriddof (Chriddof), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

oh tintin is just beyond wonderful. the visual detail, the wit and humour ranging from broad (thompson and thomson) to more subtle (the fantastic haddock rants), herge's design skills. something like "the black island" always strikes me as almost as perfect as a hitchcock film. i liked asterix but a few schoolboy puns do not a classic make. there are so many strands to herge's genius that i still get so much from them. every time i read one it's like coming to it new...

chris browning (commonswings), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not really fond of Tin Tin. There is a Tin Tin shop here in Bruges - loads of Japanese seem to buy stuff there.

nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 07:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I hated the Moon books as the child.
Half of the pictures consisted of technical monologues.
I like it when they speak absurd and archaic.
Have you been to the Chateau Cheverny
the one where Haddock's palace is based upon?

http://members.rott.chello.nl/e.visser25/Tintinboy3.jpg

in the Chateau Tintin

erik, Tuesday, 10 December 2002 10:57 (twenty-three years ago)

i hated the Moon books as a child.

erik, Tuesday, 10 December 2002 10:58 (twenty-three years ago)

It's been a while since I read the Moon books but I seem to remember Herge handling putting the technical detail in the story pretty well, usually by injectihg a bit of humour to sugar the pill, so to speak - there's a nice bit in (I think) Destination Moon where Calculus is just reaming off countless scientific data to Haddock, and Haddock is totally bemused by it all and struggles to keep up, bluffing his way through. "Of course! It's child's play!" That was quite funny.

I've never been to Chateau Cheverny, no...

Has anyone ever read the final, unfinished book, Tintin And Alph-Art?

Chriddof (Chriddof), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Destination Moon is a bit of a bore.

The best Tintins are the Red Rackham books and the Inca books (the eclipse bit oh dear me) and The Calculus Affair of course - in fact they nearly all have something to recommend them. Particular favourite is the Castafiore Emerald, adventure comics' answer to Waiting For Godot (and extremely funny).

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 13:29 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha! Bobbie wearing something that could be designed by Walter van Beirendonck or another Antwerp Six.

http://members.rott.chello.nl/e.visser25/BobbieDuikerspak2.jpg

fashion victim to the moon

erik, Tuesday, 10 December 2002 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

is bobbie the bald man who sacrifices himself?

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

tintin bobbie

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

oops: post above = internet ectoplasm manifestation of my brane actually working!!

bobbie = snowy in other tongues

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

haha in THE BLACK ISLAND when small i cd never work out why tintin had to cross the sea to arrive in england!!

(i think i may have told ile this b4 btw)

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought Destination Moon was pretty good - not keen on any of the Castafiore ones tho - except Flight 714 (think she was in that) which has to be the surrealest Tintin book ever what with Rastapopolos getting zapped by a UFO or some weird shit....my favourite is probably the Pharoahs one or Tintin & The Picaros because I like the whole epic revolution thing

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Flight 714 = "I've Read an Erich von Daniken and I'm Going to Use It"

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 14:17 (twenty-three years ago)

this is my favourite Tintin book: http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0951426109.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

rackham yes, incas yes, picaros yes, calculus affair yes

tibet!! seven crystal balls!!

the moon ones were great!

geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got a model of the rocket on top of my computer. My favourites are King Ottakar's Sceptre and The Castafiore Emerald though. Sceptre is fantastic- a great whodunnit with a real feel of historical breadth. I've read Alph-Art too- it's OK but very difficult to imagine as a full length album.

Richard Jones (scarne), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Jaysus - there's loads of them:

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/prad/1politique.htm

tigerclawskank, Tuesday, 10 December 2002 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Classic: the walls aligning the platform at Stockel métro station contain one long Tintin mural.

Dud: I read last week that Dreamworks is planning a Tintin movie.

Jeff W, Tuesday, 10 December 2002 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Hergé updated all the strips every so often to reflect changes in the look of the world (newer cars etc.) I found this out when I went to a Tintin exhibition in 1989 or so. I also bought a special edition of Tintin in the Land of the Soviets, which is a bit rubby.

I reread Flight 714 when I was in my parents attic the other day. It was good but too short.

The Spielberg live action Tintin does sound like a poor idea. Has anyone seen the live action one they made in the 60s?

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

N. I think only the ones up to and including Crab with the Golden Claws were updated when they were put into colour, except for The Black Island which was done twice- the second time at the request of the British publishers who thought the hand-pulled fire engines looked a little dated. I haven't seen the live action 60s ones but I have read the two film books which have lots of photos from the films- I remember Haddock's make-up being a bit over the top and the plots being very boring.

Richard Jones (scarne), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sure you are right. It was a long time ago. I remember those fire engines all right (in the exhibition, not real life. I am not that aged).

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

anyone ever read the Spitting Image book with the Tintin pisstake - many years old but mildly amusing stuff - Tintin heads out to find out whats happened to the old gang and finds Captain Haddock as a gay leather type with his same navy captain hat...you can guess the rest and the general tone thereon - dont think i have the book anymore, shame...

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

they were awfully racist early on and wasnt there some facist ties to herge ? they did look good though

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Snowy like this, *weeps*

http://members.rott.chello.nl/e.visser25/BobbieTibet2.jpg

Just re-read the first of the Mooon books, the changing moods of Trifonius are hilarious (Haddock calling him ignorant).

erik, Tuesday, 10 December 2002 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Snowy talked in the early ones and then he stopped.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 19:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I loved Snowy's angel and devil dog -- and how the devil dog always seemed to win (thus him getting drunk in Tibet, to the angel's sorrow).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)


Snowy's original name: Milou. Non?

the pinefox, Tuesday, 10 December 2002 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Snowy is also Struppi.

rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

wasn't there a "was herge a fascist?" thread?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

i heard Herge was a Nazi sympathiser but i think it was more to do with him agreeing to carry on as a cartoonist for a Belgian newspaper even after the Nazis controlled the media there, Chriddof knows better about that tho

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

belgium has a musuem of ethnography,on the steps is a white gentleman, tall handsome, in robes, with two african babies frollicing at its feet-titled Europe Brings Civilazation to Africa, the inside is filled with plunder from the colonies, with out much hand wringing or guilt. Although the rumour is that the new currator is from the Congo (whats the right name for it now)

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 23:01 (twenty-three years ago)

My parents always used to call Tintin "the little fascist"; they trained me to prefer Asterix, but I remain fond of Tintin nevertheless- the animated series was surprisingly competent, too!

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 23:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Congo (Democratic Republic of)

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 23:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Tintin has informed my whole life. Just last night someone described a coworker to me as "a typical butterfly collector" and I knew that he was just like the lepidopterist in the Seven Crystal Balls (1st of the inca ones)

isadora (isadora), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)

The frame of Captain Haddock imagining Tintin's head to be the cork of a bottle when delirious in Land of the Black Gold's desert has haunted my whole life.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 23:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Was Herge a surrealist?

http://members.rott.chello.nl/e.visser25/HaddockPapagaai1.jpg

erik, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 08:43 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony sez:
belgium has a musuem of ethnography,on the steps is a white gentleman, tall handsome, in robes, with two african babies frollicing at its feet-titled Europe Brings Civilazation to Africa, the inside is filled with plunder from the colonies, with out much hand wringing or guilt. Although the rumour is that the new currator is from the Congo
Yeah it's in Tervuren on the outskirts of Brussels, just down the road from where I live. I've never been, but I think they are trying to make it less like a relic of Belgium's colonial past these days. The focus is very much now on research and promoting sustainable development in Africa.

Here's their website:
http://www.africamuseum.be/

Jeff W (Jeff W), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 09:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I've liked every one I've read except the Castefiore Emerald. Probably because all four times I tried to watch the cartoon I saw that episode! (were any others even made??)

Vinnie (vprabhu), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.tintin.qc.ca/dessins/affiche2.jpg

erik, Thursday, 12 December 2002 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

DV - you COMMIE SCUM!! It was YOU Tintin fought against in 'Tintin au pays du Soviets' etc etc etc...

No, I'm sure 'Breaking Free' would be my favourite Tintin book if I owned it. I had the chance once, but I went and bought some Biff instead. Analise the politics of my comic habit thereby.

Tintin's dreams have been a big inspiration to me, particularly in 'The Crab With The Golden Claws' where Captain Haddock becomes highly frightening...

Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Thursday, 12 December 2002 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I love Castofiore Emerald, partially for that great parrot/nude dream panel alone as Erik has posted...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 December 2002 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.rott.chello.nl/e.visser25/BobbieDuivel1.jpg

erik, Thursday, 12 December 2002 08:48 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...
This is a great site. Snowy is known as 'Terri' in the Faroe Islands.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

'Tertius Phosfatus' is a much better name than Calculus. Even better if pronounced in a South African accent.

Richard Jones (scarne), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

My favorite Tintin is The Castafiore Emerald. Does anyone have Tintin: The Complete Companion? Is it worth it?

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 3 March 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

seven months pass...
REVIVE!

Just got back from Paris, where Tintin still retains a formidable presence, and re-discovered my love for the books. The wife and I actually bought two posters to frame for what will be our child's bedroom (specifically the covers of Land of Black Gold and Tintin & the Picaros. I wanted Flight 714...always my favorite one....but she said it was a bit too dark & scary for a child's room, alas).

It's striking how the art evolves from the early ones like The Blue Lotus and The Broken Ear to later ones like the afore-mentioned Moon volumes, where the detail is painstakingly rich.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

four weeks pass...
Revive!

Tintin is coming to London. Big exhibition next spring at the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich.

Why the Maritime Museum? The Captain Haddock link, of course.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone upthread said that Haddock imagining Tintin as the cork of a bottle has haunted him his entire life and I think I can say the same. Tintin is extraordinary. I think what strikes me most, and even struck me in a way as a kid, is how Tintin is this kind of vacant Jesus type character with no real personality (except a sort of Odysseus-like ingenuity) and that the real interest is in the people he surrounds himself with and whom he calls his friends. They're all larger-than-life grotesques who constantly let him down. The Thompson twins are supposedly his friends, but half the time they're actually trying to arrest him; Haddock is continually cocking everything up because of his drinking; Calculus is impossible to communicate with; Castafiore is a projection of misogyny; Alcazar is fundamentally ambiguous, etc., etc. And yet Tintin always stands by his friends despite his fundamentally destructive relationships with them. I mean, think about Alcazar, he's a South American dictator for chrissakes, but that doesn't stop Tintin coming to his aid... beyond the boy's-own goody-two-shoes motivations of Tintin, there's actually a surreal amoral drive at the heart of these books which fits in perfectly with Hergé's collaboration during the war.

Jonathan Z., Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

CHANG!

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Tintin is, simply put, the best comic ever. Only Corto Maltese, Krazy Kat and Carl Barks' Scrooge McDuck come even close. My favourite album has always been "Tintin in Tibet", which is different in tone to many of the others, less humour and more emotions there. It's fitting, since Herge was suffering from depression during the time it was conceived.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(x-post)

I don't know where Chang fits in, he's something of a cipher. Like Tintin, he has no real personality, Tintin in Tibet isn't really about Chang at all. Chang's some kind of quest for the mirror-image.

Jonathan Z., Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Klow

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Sprodj yourself you Bashi-Bazouk

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

also i think Tintin and Chang's bond is intriguing

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

The Inca ones made me want to go to Peru.

Chang turned me on to specialist magazines

Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't have a real-life deep friendship with someone called Chang, or someone upon whom Chang was based. Also, his first girlfriend was called Milou (French for Snowy)

Jonathan Z., Wednesday, 19 November 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, insert Hergé after Didn't...

Jonathan Z., Wednesday, 19 November 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a Thompson Twins and Matisse link as well, me thinks. Or was it Magritte?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't have a real-life deep friendship with someone called Chang, or someone upon whom Chang was based.

Yes, it's a well-known story. All the Tintin albums before "Blue Lotus" have very stereotypical/colonialist/orientalist depictions of the people of other nationality. But when Herge was doing Blue Lotus, he was introduced to a Chinese student called Chang, who taught him a lot about China and the Chinese, which completely changed Herge's attitude towards non-European ethnic groups. Blue Lotus was actually such an accurate description of China's situation in the thirties, that it was even discussed in the Belgian parliament. After that, Herge always did research on the parts of the world he was going send Tintin to, treating Third World people with proper respect.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 20 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

That's great to hear. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuomas is absolutely right- which is why it's so depressing when the press run the 'Was Tintin a Nazi?' story over and over again.

Richard Jones (scarne), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

the Nazis were far better dressed

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the depiction of the third world country in the Black Island is very sympathetic to its developing plight.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Reading Mark S on The Black Island upthread I thought, yes, you have indeed already said this before, before realizing that this was the place where he had already said it before.

Whether there is *another* place where he has also already said it before I do not know.

By the way, I had a similar feeling about it - as I may or may not have already said somewhere or nowhere.

the pinefox, Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What about that scene in Red Sea Sharks when Haddock's arguing with all the thicko Muslims who want to go to Mecca and won't understand what Haddock's trying to tell them? Not too sympathetic to Muslims. And what about the evil Jewish American in the Shooting Star (which he wrote during the war and then changed after the war). I don't think Hergé gets off scot-free on the racial front. Racial stereotypes are present way past the Blue Lotus.

Jonathan Z., Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm you may have a point - i recall Haddock's exasperation as Abdullah's vast family descend on his stately home at the end of Land Of Black Gold but cannot recall if there was anything to read into that really.

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course Hergé doesn't live up to today's PC standards, but you have to remember that most of these stories were made in the thirties, forties and fifties - compared to the general Western attitudes of those days (and compared to previous work such as "Tintin in Kongo") Hergé was pretty damn tolerant. In most comics made in 1930s-1950s, "indigenous people" were represented as dumb wildmen; Hergé at least did research on the different cultures he was depicting in Tintin.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 24 November 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Tintin is a tattoo artist.

Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 24 November 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

???

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 24 November 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ten Thousand Thundering Typhoons!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/robbieye/fun/haddock.gif

stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.saigan.com/kidscorner/comics/snodrnk.jpg

stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.quebec3d.com/images/tintin.jpg

the infamous Momus cameo

stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex in Tibet!

http://www.interlog.com/~suzu/g_haddoc.jpg

mark s (mark s), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Translated as "HONOUR THE FIRE YOU LAMAISTS!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www3.sympatico.ca/brooksdr/images/haddock/4.jpg

That list in full: (you have to love "Addle-pated lumps of anthracite")

Abecedarians
Abominable Snowman
Aborigine
Addle-pated lumps of anthracite
Alcoholic
Anachronisms
Anacoluthon
Antediluvian bulldozer
Anthracite
Anthropithecus
Anthropophagus
Arabesque
Arabian-nightmare
Artichokes
Autocrats
Aztecs
Baboon
Baby-snatcher
Bagpipes
Bandits
Barefaced-liar
Bashibazouks
Bath-tub admiral
Beast
Beetle
Belemnite
Big-head
Bird-brain
Blackamoor
Black-beetle
Blackbird
Blackguards
Body-snatchers
Bonehead
Bootleggers
Borgia
Bougainvillea
Brat
Breathalyser
Brigand
Brontosaurus
Buccaneer
Bully
Cachinnating-cockatoo
Cannibals
Carpathian
Carpathian-bashibazouks
Carpet-sellers
Caterpillars
Centipede
Cercopithecuses
Cheeky
Coconut
Coelacanth
Coleoptera
Corsair
Cowards
Crab-apples
Cro-magnon
Crooks
Cut-throat
Cyclotron
Cyrano
Dictatorial-duck-billed-platypus
Dipsomaniac
Dizzards
Dogs
Donkey
Doryphores
Duck-billed-platypus
Dunderheaded coconuts
Dynamiter
Earthworms
Ectoplasms
Egoists
Ethelreds
Fancy-dress Fatima
Fancy-dress freebooters
Fat-faces
Fat-headed-fire-raisers
Filibusters
Flying saucer
Freshwater-swabs
Fuzzy-wuzzy
Gallows bird
Gallows-fodder
Gangsters
Gibbering ghost
Goat
Goggles
Goosecaps
Great flat-footed grizzly
Guano-gatherer
Guttersnipes
Gyroscope
Harlequin
Heretic
Highwayman
Hijackers
Hooligans
Hydrocarbon
Iconoclast
Ignoramus
Ill-mannered savages
Insolent porcupine
Invertebrate
Jabbernawl
Jackass
Jack-in-a-box
Jack-pudding
Jellied eel
Jellyfish
Jokers
Kleptomaniacs
Ku-Klux-Klan
Land lubbers
Lily-livered bandicoots
Liquorice
Little pest
Logarithm
Lubberly scum
Macrocephalic baboon
Mameluke
Marmot
Megacycle
Megalomaniac
Mineral-water-drinkers
Miserable blundering barbecued blister
Misguided missile
Mister Mule
Molecule of mildew
Monkey
Monster
Morons
Mountebanks
Musical morons
Nanny-goat
Nincompoop
Ninepins
Nitwit
Numskulls
Nyctalops
Odd-toed-ungulate
Old drunkard
Old witch
Orangoutang
Ostrogoth
Pachyrhizus
Paranoiac
Parasite
Patagonian-savages
Phylloxera
Picaroons
Pickled herring
Pirate
Pithecanthropic pickpocket
Pithecanthropuses
Pockmark
Politician
Poltroons
Polygraphs
Polynesian
Profiteers
Psychopath
Puffed-up-Punchinello
Punch-and-Judy-men
Purple jellyfish
Pyrographers
Pyromaniac
Quadrupeds
Rapscallion
Rats
Rattle-trap
Road-hogs
Rogue
Rubbernecks
Ruffian
Ruminants
Savages
Scallywags
Scamp
Scarecrow
Scoundrels
Sea-gherkins
Sea-lice
Shipwrecker
Slave-trader
Slot-machine
Slubberdegullions
Steamrollers
Stool pigeon
Swine
Sycophant
Tartar-twister
Technocrat
Teddy-bear
Terrapins
Terrorists
Thug
Thundering typhoon
Toads
Toffee-noses
Torturer
Traitor
Tramps
Troglodytes
Twister
Vagabonds
Vampire
Vandal
Vegetarian
Vermicelli
Viper
Visigoth
Vivisectionists
Vulture
Weevils
Wildcat
Wreckers
Wretch
Zapotecs

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"Odd-toed ungulate?"

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

in the original belgian he just says "con"

mark s (mark s), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

awesome Chuck - i shall certainly be relying on that list the next time i wish to insult people

stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

mark s you capacious ostenton!

stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

My favourite was always "bashibazouk", because it sounded nice but I didn't know what it was. Still don't, actually

(There's a small dictionary published in Belgium which explains every word Captain Haddock has ever used. It's been translated to Finnish, don't know about English.)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mezzo-mondo.com/arts/mm/orientalist/european/gerome/GEJ018_L.jpg

mark s (mark s), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Bashi-bazouk
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

A bashi-bazouk (in Turkish basibozuk, meaning leaderless) was an irregular mounted mercenary soldier of the Ottoman army. The bashi-bazouk were notorious for being brutal and indisciplined. They were recruited from homeless, vagrants, criminals, slaves and prisoners of war. Foreign mercenaries and volunteers could also be hired to the corps.

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i think Haddock's Dictionary is the perfect Christmas gift

stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
Tintin in 75 years old today! Looks good, considering.

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Tintin is fucking awesome. Anything involving Syldavia vs. Borduria and/or Rastapopulous is awesome, except Flight 714 which seemed a little off. I would pay good money for a tree chart showing Rastapopulous' international crime syndicate and all its various fingers throughout the globe and how Tintin busted them up. Fucking awesome.

TOMBOT, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I met a really cute girl who goes by 'Tin'.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

If her initials are "SN" then there needs to be kicking and slapping

TOMBOT, Friday, 16 January 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...
oh oh yeah Tintin.

Has anybody managed to get down to the exhibition at the National Maritime museum yet? I've been meaning to... but havent got around to it yet. Still it's on for quite a while I believe

Gelfo, Saturday, 12 June 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Planning to go with some of my old comic fan pals in a couple of weeks.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 12 June 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
Class. I'll get around to it aswell soon....

Gelfo, Saturday, 21 August 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

OPO: Tintin

More answers please!

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 22 August 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

By the way; the list of Haddock's expletives way upthread misses out my one of my favourites: "Tribe of Polynesians!"

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 22 August 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...
Not sure what I think about this...
Steven Spielberg and The Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson are to bring Tintin to the big screen, according to industry reports.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:00 (nineteen years ago)

i approve, had been thinking about what a film could be like. should be fun.

blueski, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

Speilberg?! Come on blueski! You know this will be hollywood at it's worst. Haddock won't drink, Tintin will have a girl and be whiny like superman, Thompson and Thompson will be camp, Calculus won't be deaf and it'll keep none of the vacuum-like vibe that Tintin had! Fuck this, I refuse to watch this. I will, but I just want to have made a stand. Also I've heard George Lucas is involved. He's already mangled one of my childhood faves (Star Wars), what will he do to this!?

kv_nol, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

Bugger, that was meant to be Spiderman. How I hate Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst :(

kv_nol, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:20 (nineteen years ago)

(There's a small dictionary published in Belgium which explains every word Captain Haddock has ever used. It's been translated to Finnish, don't know about English.)

I want an English version of a Haddock dictionary, very much indeed.

C J, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

kv, i prefer to think of Jackson's involvement but blind optimism is my thing re comic-book adaptations (see also Transformers and Watchmen). i'm not really looking for faithful translations anyway tho.

blueski, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

There's a comprehensive list of Haddock insults here...

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

we have a tintin shop in our main street. i want to read some tintin as i never did a kid but my husband says it's too late now. :-(

stevienixed, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

i prefer to think of Jackson's involvement

Michael?

Tom D., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

Live action Tintin=worst idea anyone has come up with ever, except for maybe ethnic cleansing.

Besides, it's already been done, in the 60s:
http://www.free-tintin.net/dessins/orange_g.jpg

xpost - stevie, don't listen to your husband.

chap, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, that's big.

chap, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

looks terrible. are they all made of rubber?

o-ess, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

But they're not in live action - they're gonna be super-dooper 3d animation.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

As SS says "We want Tintin's adventures to have the reality of a live-action film, and yet Peter and I felt that shooting them in a traditional live-action format would simply not honour the distinctive look of the characters and world that Herge created."

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

60s Live Action Tintin Films TS: Tintin and the Blue Oranges vs Tintin and the Golden Fleece

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

Oh really? I didn't bother to read the link as I've been hearing reports of a live action Spielberg version for some years now. That's slightly better, I suppose, but the books are perfect, so really why bother?

xpost

chap, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

So it's going to fall miserably between two stools?

Tom D., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

The cartoon series was good, too....

o-ess, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

They should base the film on The Castafiore Emerald with Calculus "inventing" YouTube.

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

(OBSCURE JOKE?)

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

I get it!

chap, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

That or Tintin In The Land of The Soviets.

"Golly Snowy, Lenin and Trotsky have hidden all the caviar in their secret underground palace!"

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

"Great snakes, the evil oligarchs are lowering me into a vat of Pollonium 210!"

chap, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

dammit ilx i thought i'd be the only one whose favourite was 'the castafiore emerald' but it seems that most of us are that way inclined.

i think it's because it feels like the most relaxed, modern and uncontrived of all the books. its plot doesn't take any massive turns, but it amuses and intrigues throughout (although virtually everything that ACTUALLY happens is almost completely trivial). compare it to, say, 'tintin in america', where I counted roughly 16 instances where Tintin escapes death via either outrageous fluke or canine intelligence, it's thrilling, but it defies belief, and loses its potency when reviewed in adulthood.

Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

*IN WHICH I counted roughly 16 instances. sorry for the awful english :-/

Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

A lot of that has to do with the fact that Herge wrote America in his 20s and Castafiore in his 60s. The later Tintin books are more leisurely and thoughtful on the whole - see also Tintin in Tibet.

chap, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

Picaros tho. way OTT, but always thought it would make a good flick.

blueski, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

Tintin in America is pure thrill-power though! Loses its potency my bowler hat.

Groke, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

Let's not forget that the later books had Jolyon Wagg of Rock Bottom Insurance, as my Uncle Anatole said...

Favourite would have to be The Blue Lotus, through.

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

Jolyon Wagg is the greatest comic creation in all comics.

(That reads oddly but YKWIM)

Groke, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

Castafiore is Tintin's Waiting For Godot. Something is always about to happen but it never does. According to that recent book about Tintin and French Theory, Castafiore's emerald is actually a clitoris.

underpants of the gods, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

The Thompsons would be rubbish in bed, then.

chap, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

Clitoris or not, The Castafiore Emerald is the odd man out of the Tintin oeuvre is it not? No travelling anywhere, no adventure. Domestic setting. The intrigue is sexual basically, revolving around Haddock's refusal to marry and Castafiore as a dominatrix... It's Hergé's attempt at a "female" book.

underpants of the gods, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

haddock insult generator
http://www.cmdr-fire.co.uk/haddock.html

zappi, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

Olympic Athlete!

?

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

Vegetarian!

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

Hydrocarbon!

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

Fancy-dress fascist!

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Bagpipers!

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Infernal Mileage Merchants!

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Addle-pated lumps of anthracite!

chap, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

Tryint to remember the book my sister got me that was so traumatising. It was about Tintin as an adult by a philosopher. I read it only last year but found it so upsetting that he had S-E-X! I can't decide which is my favorite, I loved them all (except the Soviets, I'll admit that!)

Blistering Barnacles let me post (xxxpost)

kv_nol, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

Soviets may be virtually plotless and horribly outdated, but there's a wonderful exuberant energy in the art.

chap, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

the books are perfect, so really why bother?


ONE BILLION DOLLARS!

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

Addle-pated lumps of anthracite!

haha this one is so bad I love it, he actually says this to a bunch of african pilgrims in Red Sea Sharks, I was re-reading it the other day and was kind of HOLY SHIT ACCEPTABLE FACE OF 50's EUROBIGOTRY

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

kv nol I read that same book, it's the one by Frederic Tuten? I got depressed reading about Haddock getting old and dying or whatever. I've read a couple of Tuten's books despite the fact dude's not my speed at all. Other one was about Vincent Van Gogh time-travelling to be with a heroin addict or some such ridiculous shit. Whatever, Herge pwns

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

I tried to read that Tuten book but failed.

Has anyone grappled with the last unfinished one, Tintin and Alph-Art? Did it look like it might have been any good? I have to say I think it was downhill from The Castafiore Emerald, Flight 714 and the Picaros both have their moments but they have that end-of-the-series feel to them.

underpants of the gods, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway I'm glad somebody else went through and enumerated the instances of deus ex machina in America bcz I have too much fun reading it and lose count. The wooden dumbbell really tops it off.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

It's downhill after Explorers On The Moon really.
BTW does it bother anyone else that Cigars of The Pharaoh is supposedly earlier on in the series but in my printing it clearly shows someone holding a copy of Destination Moon? Shit makes no sense.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

He redrew the early ones.

underpants of the gods, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

Some guy actually finished Alph-Art, which can be read here. As I understand it, the art's all Rodier's, and the script is Herge's up to about halfway through. It's not great; even the herge-written portion is not hugely inspiring.

chap, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

Interesting. However, yeah, it has an ersatz flavour to it...

underpants of the gods, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

I HAS AN ERSATZ FLAVOR

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

dammit ilx i thought i'd be the only one whose favourite was 'the castafiore emerald' but it seems that most of us are that way inclined.

Another vote for it here.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Alph-Art, in unfinished and "finished" versions, is an alright one.

Flight 714 was a bit rubbish but Herge finally nailed wacky South American regimes in Picaros with the jaded worldview. And it had one of the best running jokes with Calculus' anti-drinking pills.

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

And the Tintin shop Stevienixed mentions:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/26111719_75006f36ef.jpg

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

I loved Tuten's "Tintin in The New World." I think you have to not only be a Tintin freak to love it, but a Magic Mountain freak, too. It's a very circumscribed fanbase he's aiming at. Probably about ten people.

Beth Parker, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

not one mention of 'the broken ear' thus far, is it the most obscure tintin book, or does it have racist undertones which 10 year-old me didn't pick up?

Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

I remember The Broken Ear being a good one... it's got a clever made-up native Indian language in it... yes it probably has racist overtones but I think most of the ones where Tintin goes to exotic climes (the early ones anyway) have racist overtones or at least stereotypes, but we're talking about the 1930s here...

underpants of the gods, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

the broken ear is also the only one where the villains are pointedly depicted as having died and gone to hell at the end!

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

It's not particularly racist - I suppose the depiction of the tribesmen leaves a little to be desired, but that's a pretty standard 30s adventure story trope. Anyway, I like it. The art's a bit scrappy in places.

chap, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

GRRREAT GRRRREEDY-GUTS

Groke, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

moral: belgians hate the portuguese a lot!

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

also I love the fact that even the monks in tibet speak the universal tintin-language but not the indians in south america.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway I'm glad somebody else went through and enumerated the instances of deus ex machina in America bcz I have too much fun reading it and lose count. The wooden dumbbell really tops it off.

The escape which imbued within me the highest levels of skepticism was probably the 'lady stops train because she sees puma pursuing deer' one. or maybe the 'train crashes into exploding rock and nobody killed'. or maybe the 'workers in meat processing plant go on strike just as Tintin pushed in'. or maybe...you get the picture.

the 'lady on train' wins, though.

Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if this will resemble the actual comics more or less than BREAKING FREE.

TOMBOT is 8080 all over this thread.

C0L1N B..., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

actually, the most improbable moment in TIA was 'train crashes into cart and the guy driving ends up, unharmed, on the train's tender'. but hey, that's what you can do with cartoons, i guess.

Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

moral: belgians hate the portuguese a lot!

Oliveira da Figueira is Portuguese though isn't he?

underpants of the gods, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

I know the kid who drew it was only 17 at the time, but Jesus, that version of <i>Alph-Art</i> is horrible!

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

Well hey I'm glad you like it, because it's about to come out in the US! Along with Land of the Soviets and Congo.

Laurel, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah he is, isn't he? wait, the guys who die in TBE are south american, not portuguese.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

wait they're going to publish that crazy alph art shit too?

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Frederic Tuten

That's the one. Cheers Tom. Horrible read. I was so depressed. Truth be told I had always figured that Tintin was asexual (he wore plus fours, even at a young age I knew that wasn't going to lead to lovin' I was a v mature child obviously) but that he scores, the captain and snowy die? Fuck that :(

I've been to that shop in Ned's photo. I bought little Tintin in trenchcoat, Haddock, Snowy and a small rocket. The flatmate later brought back a larger rocket which she took when she left, the wench.

Soviets art was fun, true.

kv_nol, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

I have to say I think it was downhill from The Castafiore Emerald, Flight 714 and the Picaros both have their moments but they have that end-of-the-series feel to them.

I think the general consensus is that Tintin in Tibet was the last "classic" Tintin adventure, where Herge stripped the basic essence of a Tintin story into the bare minimum. After that he began to play around with the comic and deconstruct it... In my opinion, in The Castafiore Emerald this approach still works, because it's so playful and light. But in Flight 714 the grotesque way he handles the characters already goes a bit too far, it might fit some more satirical comic but not Tintin. The same grotesqueness sorta continues in Tintin and the Picaros, but the political machinations make the story more interesting. Flight 714 and Picaros are also notable for Herge's increasing cynicism - there are no good guys in either one of those books, Tintin and co. simply choose the side of the lesser evil. The final panel of Picaros is the most pessimistic moment in the whole series; nothing has really changed, Tintin has merely replaced one oppressive government with another.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

I loved Flight 714 as a kid because of machine guns and aliens and truth serum and stuff, and didn't catch on its cynicism till I read Harry Thompson's book.

chap, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

I was a lot like chap about the guns and the snazzy plane. Remember how impressive the CCTV set up was that he used to cheat? So long ago...

kv_nol, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

Even the lesser Tintins get by on the Elvis Movie Rule -- i.e., they're all classic, 'cause they've all got Tintin in them.

But, er, yeah -- I loved Picaros and 714 as a kid, they seemed very relentless adventure-y and Indiana Jones-y

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

Even the lesser Tintins get by on the Elvis Movie Rule -- i.e., they're all classic, 'cause they've all got Tintin in them.

B-b-but Tintin is (almost by design) the least interesting character in the series! In my mind I always divide the books into pre-Haddock and post-Haddock: the pre-Haddock ones have some great moments, but after Haddock arrives he becomes the heart and soul of the whole series.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

Man can you guys imagine how awesome America would have been if it had Haddock in it

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Also the Shooting Star is basically the worst one if you ask me, and that has haddock in it!

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Shooting Star was the first one I ever read so I think it's great whatever, but it's also the weirdest - the giant spider, Decimus Phostle and his gong, the mushrooms and the strange sinking mineral island. Also I quite like that the actual promised conflict (with dodgy stereotype financier guy) doesn't really go anywhere and the last third of the book is all freaky science. Quite a haunting book.

Groke, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

The first part of Shooting Star was really scary for me. The idea of a meteor smashing the world to pieces had me totally petrified.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

Threat of armageddon, exploding mushrooms, discrete Nazi references -- what's not to like?

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Shooting Star was the first one I read, too. I agree, it's completely bizarre, from the melting pavement to the giant spider, but the pacing seems off and half the book snowy's wearing that totally gay outfit.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

Herge accidentally choosing a Jewish name twice = classic

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

Best Animal In Tintin (Not Counting Snowy) (Poll Closes Whenever)

- Castafiore's horrible cat
- Parrot in Broken Ear
- Yeti
- Llama that spits at Haddock
- Giant Spider
- Gorilla in Black Island
- Goat, acting the
- other animals pls

Groke, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Gorilla in Black Island, obv.

Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

"GRREAT GRREEEDY GUTS"

i'd probably go with the Yeti because it took St. Elmo's Fire to shit that dude up.

blueski, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Tintin Au Congo to thread

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

-Ben Kalish Ezab's pet Leopard that has a fight with Snowy.
-The parrots in Red Rackham's treasure that have picked up Sir Frances Haddock's vocabulary.
-And of course the psychotic parrot that Castafiore gives to the Captain.

Herge sure liked drawing parrots.

chap, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

the acting the goat sequence is probably the best in the entire series

also does everybody else agree that joylon wagg is not funny and basically just sucks? fuck that guy.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

I think he's really funny, sorry.

Groke, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

also does everybody else agree that joylon wagg is not funny and basically just sucks?

That's the point! The humour comes from how exasperated the Capatin gets, and the way he always pops up at the worst possible moments. You're OTM about the goat sequence though (Destination Moon is maybe the funniest book all round, for my money).

chap, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Pro-goat movement OTM -- even as a kid this was my favourite bit

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Destination Moon is one of the best, although iirc it's not an ILX favourite.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

It IS one of the best!

King Ottakar's Sceptre loses points for ridiculous haystack plunge escape.

Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

Next you'll be telling me Cutts the Butcher isn't funny :(

Groke, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

cutts the butcher is pretty funny. abdullah and jolyon wagg = not funny I think because whenever they turn up I'm just like WILL SOMEONE PUNCH THIS PERSON IN THE FACE?

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

funniest thing about Destination Moon: Snowy's oversized radiation suit

Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe the suit full of mice

or the skeleton

Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

lime green beards

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

mineral water

Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

It's in 'explorers on the moon', but I love the bit where Haddock is trying to get his drank on in zero-g.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

Man I need to read ALL of these again.

n/a, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

Wait - I just got a $50 Borders gift card yesterday...

n/a, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

land of black gold blackface gag

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

does anyone have a good take on flight 714 and why it's such a WTF? is it just cause it was the late 60s? is it like the herge "drug" book? really all five or six on the bottom row (classified by the grid of tintin books on the back covers of the american editions) are tonally quite different from the rest of the series in really weird ways.

max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Isn't it just that he read Erich Von Daniken?

Groke, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

funniest thing about Destination Moon: Snowy's oversized radiation suit

agreed (it's that animals in clothes trope you see)

blueski, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

also "Sprodj yourself, you Bashi-Bazouk!"

blueski, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

It's just the 60s/70s equivalent of all the indian rope trickery and fakirs in the earlier books - Herge always had an eye for fashionable exotica.

Groke, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i guess so--714 still scared the shit out of me as a kid. i probably prefer late-period (red sea sharks, castafiore, 714, picaros) herge to early-pd (america, broken ear)--cigars of the pharoah being a big exception

max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Is the kleptomaniac wallet-collector in Unicorn the only person besides Tintin that Thompson & Thomson ever successfully apprehend?

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

Yep, apart from that it's the handcuffs round the lampost gag every time.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

They also get ONE (but not both) of the Bird brothers in 'Unicorn', to complete a spectacular haul!

Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

I tried playing the Tintin SNES game last night and it didn't make a lick of sense.

Abbott, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=57&threadid=542

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

It's in 'explorers on the moon', but I love the bit where Haddock is trying to get his drank on in zero-g.

-- Oilyrags, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 5:12 PM (4 hours ago)


Truly inspired scene. Love it still.

What I love is the fact that I finally have brought all the Tintins from my parents house. It was great rereading them all. There was a few moments of oo-er as you saw yet another racial stereotype but apart from that the stories, characters and drawings... I understood exactly how I grew to love (and still do) them!

kv_nol, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

It was the dream sequences that hooked me in as a kid. Do you remember them? One of the characters would fall asleep and there would be a series of bizarre panels.

moley, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://accel95.mettre-put-idata.over-blog.com/0/00/82/91/tintin.jpg

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

YES!

moley, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

can't find the Captain-uncorks-Tintin scene

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

Best Thompsons Disguise? Blue Lotus is classic but even better is the Chinese cop laughing his head at them. Maybe Snowy was right in Destination Moon when they turn up in Greek costumes for no fucking reason...

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 17 May 2007 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

I guess everyone knows about these things by now... http://youtube.com/watch?v=4SocrqVUNRg

Drooone, Thursday, 17 May 2007 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

They're pretty terrible.

Drooone, Thursday, 17 May 2007 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

i just bought two of the recent hardback collections because of this thread - the CWTGC/Shooting Star/SOU one and the Castafiore Emerald/Flight 714/Picaros/Alph-Art one.

blueski, Thursday, 17 May 2007 09:30 (nineteen years ago)

Tintin motion-capture trilogy by Spielberg, Peter Jackson and a director to be named later:

http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2007/may/20/spielberg-and-jackson-will-each-direct-a-film-in/

Rock Hardy, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

kv_nol, Monday, 21 May 2007 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

The reproductions are lifelike, "faithfully replicating Herge's original designs, but not rendering them as cartoons, or the familiar looking computer-animated characters," Jackson said. "Instead, we're making them look photo realistic, the fibers of their clothing, the pores of their skin and each individual hair."

This sounds terrible!

I thinks good that they're making it as an animation, but why does it have to be 3D? Is it impossible to make a 2D animation in Hollywood anymore? Herge's famous "democracy of surfaces" style would fit 2D so much better.

Tuomas, Monday, 21 May 2007 09:42 (nineteen years ago)

Re: the weird dream sequences - Herge always loved surrealism and modern art (hence the theme of the last unfinished Tintin story), and that was the only way he could sneak it in a relatively realistic comic.

Thinking about Herge's personal contradictions makes the whole series quite an interesting read. At the beginning of the series he was stauntly right-wing and Christian (Tintin originally appeared in a children's supplement of a Catholic newspaper), but as time went on he became more progressive and embraced all sorts of new age ideas, so in the last book Tintin's wearing a peace sign, plus there's ufology, Tibetian Buddhism etc. (Of course there was lots of "oriental" exoticism already in the early stories, but that seems more like cliched stuff to make a children's story more exciting.) Already in the American adventure Herge makes a pro-Native American comment, in the episode where the Indians are driven off their land after oil has been found there (though this might have been something that was added to the redrawn edition, I haven't read the original). Yet, according to times, the early stories feature mostly racist stereotypes of native people, up until Blue Lotus. Blue Lotus can be seen as a progressive work compared to the attitudes of the time, and after that Herge clearly tried to depict various non-European cultures with respect (the best example being the Incas in Seven Crystal Balls / Prisoners of the Sun), yet a certain paternalistic attitude pops up in the series right down to the end. The most obvious example of this is how the slaves are depicted in the Red Sea adventure, and even in the last story the Picaros can't defeat their alcoholism and go into battle without the help of white men.

Tuomas, Monday, 21 May 2007 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

Anthony Lane on Tintin in this week's New Yorker. Not on the internet, though :-/

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

omg 3D tintin sounds like the nauseating drinky crow animation cranked up 1000x

A B C, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

Re: the weird dream sequences - Herge always loved surrealism and modern art (hence the theme of the last unfinished Tintin story), and that was the only way he could sneak it in a relatively realistic comic.

Tintin a "relatively realistic comic"? Come on!

underpants of the gods, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

relatively

blueski, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

talking dogs, dog

sexyDancer, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

It's hardly kitchen sink realism, is it? Quite apart from the talking dog, I can think of hundreds of surreal moments that don't happen within a dream.

underpants of the gods, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Has anybody read Tom McCarthy's Tintin and the Secret of Literature? If so, what did you think?

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

Did Hergé die of AIDS?

http://www.lefigaro.fr/culture/20070522.WWW000000352_herge_pourrait_etre_mort_du_sida.html

Michael White, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

I meant "relatively realistic" in style, not necessary in content. The dreamn sequences are a clear break in the visual style of the series. I'd still say, though, that despite some supernatural elements and screwball comedy Tintin stories remain relatively realistic as compared to many other kids' comics.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

Whoops, I meant "slapstick comedy", not screwball.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Well, if you mean visual style, there's obviously a clear Hergé style but it's not realistic. Look at the way he draws faces, noses etc. And the flat, cubist surfaces. But whatever.

underpants of the gods, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

relatively

blueski, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

That Figaro article is ridiculous!

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

The article is OK-ish, but the biographer's basing his wild assumption that on precious little other than, perhaps, a desire to stir up some free publicity.

Michael White, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

ten months pass...

why is Tintin called Tim in German?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

I could have answered that if he'd been called Tim in Glasgow.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

Why is Milou called Snowy in English?

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

Might the fact that his fur was white have had something to do with it?

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, but why is he called Stuppi in German then? eh?

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

Why is Milou called Snowy in English? Why is Tryphon Tournesol called Cuthbert Calculus and why are Dupond & Dupont called Thomson & Thompson? I guess various translators have thought that the original French names are too difficult for kids, so they've changed them into names that are easier to prononounce for English-speaking or German-speaking kids or whatever. If I remember correctly, someone mentioned that the English translations of Tintin are even "localized" so that they supposedly take place in Britain, not Belgium.

The Finnish translations are kinda weird in this sense, because they've only localized the names of Tintin (he's called "Tintti", which sound more like a Finnish name) and Calculus, but all the other names are kept in their original form. And they do take place in Belgium. I remember that as a kid I only learned to pronounce names like "Milou" and "Dupond" correctly when I heard a radio play version of Tintin.

Tuomas, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

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Tuomas, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

If I remember correctly, someone mentioned that the English translations of Tintin are even "localized" so that they supposedly take place in Britain, not Belgium.

In The Black Island, he crosses the Channel to get to England.

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

Much more urgent and key than any of this: why is Tintin suddenly American and Captain Haddock Irish in the crap Halas & Batchelor Tintin cartoon series?

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

What nationality is Haddock supposed to be in the original French versions? English? It's a bit confused really; he has an English name but a château in Belgium...

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

A man of the sea is from everywhere and nowhere.

Ed, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, that is kinda weird. His name is Archibald Haddock, which sounds very English. Maybe Sir Francis Haddock, his ancestor in the Unicorn story, was an Englishman working for the Belgian navy, and was thus awarded the castle, even though he was not Belgian? Though Haddock seems to live in Brussels already before he moves to the castle. It's never told where he lived before he met Tintin though.

Tuomas, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

Unlikely as there was no belgium then. He would have had to have been fighting for the spanish, which is not likely.

Ed, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

If he had been british.

Ed, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

Of course one has to remember that the Halas & Batchelor Beatles cartoons had John Lennon sounding like Terry-Thomas and George Harrison like Peter Lorre.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

Why isn't it likely? Did the Spanish own the area around Brussels back then?

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Tuomas, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

The Low Countries were a Spanish dominion, back in the day

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, but why couldn't an Englishman have been working for their navy?

Tuomas, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

By the time Tintin meets Haddock, I think it's become pretty vague as to where Tintin actually lives. Belgium/Brussels are never mentioned. I don't think the château is ever specifically located in Belgium. (I may be wrong, it's many years since I last looked at a Tintin book.)

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Is Milou a typical dog name in French (and likewise for Struppi in German)?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Thomas Sangster as Tin Tin?

remy bean, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

xpost don't think Milou is a common French dog's name. Apparently Milou was the name of Hergé's ex-girlfriend!

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

(or so I read in an Hergé biography published a few years back)

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

It's not 'Tin Tin' it's 'Tintin'. Sorry, that's a bit of a bugbear of mine.

That kid looks slightly too young - I've always imagined Tintin to be about 21.

chap, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I agree that he's a bit too young. Don't know when they'll actually start making the film though, I guess he has time to grow.

Tuomas, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

Oh sorry, the article says they'll start filming it next fall... The word "filming" sounds weird though - wasn't this supposed to be a computer animation?

Tuomas, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

I think it's going to motion captured and the cgi creations heavily based on the actors' performances, Gollum and King Kong style.

chap, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

I really can't see any way how a 3D Tintin would not suck. Why not do it in traditional animation, that'd be much more faithful to Herge's style. Or is traditional animation totally obsolete these days?

Tuomas, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

It's just a poor idea generally. The books are perfect, and there's no need to translate them to a visual medium as they are in one already (see also: Watchmen).

chap, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno, I think there is a definite excitement in seeing you favourite characters move and speak on the screen. And it is possible to make comic adaptations that are faithful enough to the original, yet also take advantage of the things you can do in a different medium; I think movies like Persepolis or the Corto Maltese one did that very well.

Tuomas, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

Why not do it like a scanner darkly?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

And it is possible to make comic adaptations that are faithful enough to the original, yet also take advantage of the things you can do in a different medium; I think movies like Persepolis or the Corto Maltese one did that very well.

I'm not saying comics should never be adapted for screen, I just think Tintin is one that achieves everything it sets out to do in its original form, so why bother.

chap, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

Because lots of people go to the cinema or watch DVDs but never read comics.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Well, yeah, but so do Corto Maltese and Persepolis, and yet the movie versions are ver enjoyable. Just because something is perfect in one medium doesn't mean that it can't be good in another medium.

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Tuomas, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

holy sweet jesus, the Tintin film is being made by THAT PRICK SPIELBERG???? The horror.

since starting to read my first Tintin book the other day I have become very prorietorial towards him.

It's funny, I have this vague memory of a previous live action Tintin adaptation, but IMDB suggests I have been at the crack again.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

DV:

http://www.free-tintin.net/dessins/orange_g.jpg

Which is your first Tintin, out of interest?

chap, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, it's not like any good book or comic needs a movie adaptation, but the movie versions can still provide extra enjoyment, and in the best case they can offer an interesting alternate take on the original, with the benefits of the new medium used to make it more interesting.

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Tuomas, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

I get your perfectly reasonable points, Tuomas. I just feel quite protective of Tintin and I don't see why any kid wouldn't want to read the books. And it's different from, say, the Spider-Man movies, which distilled forty years of often pretty flawed material into shiny new packages, and which part of the thrill of watching was actually seeing Spidey swing through New York. The original Herge art is so well-rendered that the action is about as kinetic and exciting as a movie version could be anyway.

chap, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

Chap - maybe I saw some of that on TV once.

The two I am reading at the moment are:

Le Lotus Bleu (to practice my French) & König Ottokars Zepter (to practice German). I am enjoying le Lotus Bleu more, but that is because my French is better than my German. The Shanghai setting helps too.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 27 March 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

Universal to Spielberg/Jackson: 'No.'

Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 September 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

Crumbs!

sexyDancer, Friday, 19 September 2008 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

But seriously, if I were Speilberg, I'd dump a few million into marketing the Tintin books to Americans and then see what happens, but hey.

sexyDancer, Friday, 19 September 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

I could tell him who to talk to for that.

Laurel, Friday, 19 September 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

Forbidden Planet had a Tintin display for a while a few months ago. Tintin rules.

ian, Friday, 19 September 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

AiCN:

1) Jamie Bell, one of the most gifted actors of his generation, will be playing Tintin.

2) Daniel Craig has been cast as "the nefarious" pirate Red Rackham.

3) Edgar Wright and Joe Cornish are now credited as screenwriters along with DOCTOR WHO's Steven Moffat.

4) As we reported earlier this month, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are Thomson and Thompson.

5) The rest of the cast (Toby Jones, Gad Elmaleh, Andy Serkis and Mackenzie Crook).

The first film in the (planned) series will be THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN: THE SECRET OF THE UNICORN (one of Hergé's favorites). It is set for theatrical release in 2011. Steven Spielberg will direct the first installment, while Peter Jackson will take the reins for the second entry. The third film is currently without a helmer, but I'm sure Spielberg's pal Brian De Palma would relish a crack at this material.

I'm no Tintin fan or anything, but I'm intregued by this trilogy of films. Jamie Bell's a good choice, imo.

DavidM, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

December 23, 2011: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i028eb3d8ad76358b500ecd76cce20b22

caek, Friday, 29 May 2009 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

what a weird collection of names

conrad, Friday, 29 May 2009 01:21 (seventeen years ago)

Steven Moffat, Edgar Wright and Joe Cornish wrote the screenplay.

that IS a weird collection of people.

zappi, Friday, 29 May 2009 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

I just found out the movie is animated, not live action. I'm disappointed.

ti's girl on the outside (musically), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 04:27 (seventeen years ago)

that IS a weird collection of people.

"three English TV writers of a similar age" isn't that weird

Man can you guys imagine how awesome America would have been if it had Haddock in it

Every time this thread gets revived I think Tombot means the continent, before I realise

Chaka Demus & Plies (sic), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 06:25 (seventeen years ago)

I just found out the movie is animated, not live action. I'm disappointed.

Really, why? I think making an animated adaptation is much better way staying true to the original than trying to find actors who could portray those characters. I wish they'd do that more often with comic book adaptations, animated movies like Persepolis or Corto Maltese were definitely better than most live action adaptations. My only grievance is that it's gonna be computer animated, when traditional 2d animation would make much more sense considering Herge's style.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:20 (seventeen years ago)

"much better way of staying true"

Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

what would be the point of doing it 2D style like the old cartoon series?

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:36 (seventeen years ago)

I dunno, because the comic is in 2D? Because Herge's famous "clear line" and "democracy of surfaces" work better in 2D? Of course they can try to reinvent his style to make it work with computer animation, but I can see that going horribly wrong.

I don't really see why traditional 2D animation should be discarded just because it's "old". There's stuff you can do much better with traditional animation than with computer animation.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:48 (seventeen years ago)

surface democracy is not really a characteristic worth trying to retain in animation generally. i can understand the reluctance to try and merge such an old character/world with modern animation techniques tho. but if that's the biggest fundamental problem with the project then I guess I'm OK with it (i love the writers involved so expect a decent story, script etc.). it will probably be good but not really Tintin.

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.spaceinvading.com/entry/project_id/The_Herg%C3%A9_Museum200906031244098796

the heart is a lonely hamster (schlump), Thursday, 11 June 2009 14:25 (sixteen years ago)

saw that in Time. Didn't have as many cool pictures though.

suggestzybandias (jim), Thursday, 11 June 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://periscopestudio.com/wp-content/uploads/predatorvstintin1sm.jpg

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 12:40 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://www.mefeedia.com/watch/31498872

rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 14 June 2010 12:40 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

Hmm...

http://io9.com/5678314/check-out-the-first-images-from-steven-spielbergs-tintin-movie

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 November 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)

still pretty excited for this tbh

only built 4 cuban linux (ciderpress), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't know this was motion capture. Those pictures are creepy imo.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

It's Snowy's little evil eyes that are the worst.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

I despise motion capture, but I love Tintin and Steven Moffat so...

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

i mean, this looks really ugly, but i trust spielberg and jackson both, even though i maybe shouldnt, so

max, Monday, 1 November 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

I am sure it will be a delightful and finely crafted romp, those pics are just giving me flashbacks to Zemeckis's "Beowulf."

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

i will reserve judgment until i see the animation in motion. if they move like the creepy tom hanks in polar express then i will be writing to my mp.

caek, Monday, 1 November 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

ps. Tintin movie trilogy speculation thread

caek, Monday, 1 November 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

Let's all watch this and this instead.

Portnoy Leaves Dream Theater (Matt #2), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

I want this to be awesome, but yeah, the dead-eye animation gives me a little pause. I don't know why I didn't know that's what it was

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 1 November 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

Looks like they're mixing and matching different bits from different books, as that boat scene is from The Crab With the Golden Claws.

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 1 November 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

I wasn't expecting *this*.

Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

Haddock looks unfortunate, Tintin looks like one of those kids from the old French live-action films. They could have saved some money there.

Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

I know it's come up on ILComics, but no mention of Charles Burns' X'ed Out, which is very much Tintin in Interzone?

muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Monday, 1 November 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not too freaked out by these screenshots. Honestly looking forward to both this and "Captain America" much more than another turgid Batman flick.

Wayland Flowers And Madman (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 1 November 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

It won't look or feel like Tintin obviously but who knows - maybe it will be something interesting of itself.

seandalai, Monday, 1 November 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)

Hoping for some good action at least. Spielberg can do that.

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 1 November 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

I wasn't too freaked out by the screenshots until I imagined them moving, whereupon I broke out in a cold sweat and burnt all my Tintin books to keep warm

what is he like? the guy's a juggalo, man (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 1 November 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/CXfYW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TyDuk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ndQH7.png

I think it looks good.

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)

That's better than those first stills, but I agree that it will take moving footage to make a definitive judgement call re: "cool" vs. "Poser 7 incest porn"

A B C, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

love all these images except for the one of captain haddock (not sure why they released that, tbh). the others are nicely stylized, dreamlike. not herge, but pointing more towards interesting than awful.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

I've got a good feeling about this.

A happenstance discovery of asynchronous lesbians (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

The films also draws its plot from three Tintin books: The Crab with the Golden Claws (which details Tintin's first meeting with Captain Haddock) and The Secret of the Unicorn and Red Rackham's Treasure (which follow the duo's quest to dredge up pirate loot).

that's a good trio to start with. i dunno. i've been and remain highly skeptical of the whole enterprise, but would be happy to be wrong.

a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.empireonline.com/images/image_index/hw800/51373.jpg

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Monday, 16 May 2011 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

fuck a 3d

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 16 May 2011 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

looking forward to hating on this

Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Monday, 16 May 2011 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

I'm looking forward to a fun movie for the whole family!

public anime #1 (Princess TamTam), Monday, 16 May 2011 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

that too

Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Monday, 16 May 2011 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

Another entry for teal & orange.xls.

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 May 2011 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

oh dear

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/theadventuresoftintin/

caek, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 08:01 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, was holding out hope, but...

contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 08:18 (fifteen years ago)

Trailer amazes for its ability to hide faces:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Xwta_XIJo

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 08:23 (fifteen years ago)

That looks hideous and completely failing to get anything that makes Herge great, just as I have always expected </morbz>

special midget status (sic), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 08:33 (fifteen years ago)

Why does it all have to be so grand? That trailer music is like the fucking 1812 overture, are we all dumb or something?

Per Yngve's having his brain out (MaresNest), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 08:56 (fifteen years ago)

Check it out kids! Big brassy orchestra, shiny effects, teal and orange teal and orange teal and orange teal and

Per Yngve's having his brain out (MaresNest), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 08:57 (fifteen years ago)

Tintin & The Teal Oranges

Bass Solo (Matt #2), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 09:11 (fifteen years ago)

This looks fucking dire

Bass Solo (Matt #2), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 09:12 (fifteen years ago)

looks like this film manages to incorporate every single living thing i despise about the cinema lately.

remove this man from the internet (Ste), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 10:44 (fifteen years ago)

kinda funny how reluctant they seem to be wrt letting us see people in the trailer, as if they know all too well viewers (who are't kids) are gonna hate how they look

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 11:08 (fifteen years ago)

this looks horrible. can't believe we have to suffer through three of these.

even if i can get past the way it looks, there's not really anything in spielberg's collected works that makes me think he's the guy to translate herge's inimitable tone to the movies.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 11:37 (fifteen years ago)

there's not really anything in spielberg's collected works that makes me think he's the guy to translate herge's inimitable tone to the movies.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 7:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

really? i kind of cant think of a director whod be better-suited, at least not for early/mid-period tintin! spielbergs probably the best living director of fun-for-the-whole-family mystery-adventures, plus both he and herge are very funny

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

anyway i think this looks like it could be pretty fun! the motion-capture is a thousand times better than like christmas carol or whatever

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the look doesn't worry me. i know it's a trailer, but the tone of the trailer does.

caek, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 12:56 (fifteen years ago)

spielberg will be relieved to know that i am withholding judgment until i see the film.

caek, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 12:57 (fifteen years ago)

i would be less worried if spielberg hadnt screwed up indiana jones so recently

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 12:58 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not convinced anything looks so bad about it. it's just kind of 'eh'. what's so offensive to you all?

ignore the man behind the parentheses (remy bean), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 13:00 (fifteen years ago)

peter jackson is more of a concern i think.

spielberg is at least capable of doing a good job.

caek, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 13:01 (fifteen years ago)

remy i think its just how the characters look. the scenery, lighting etc. is all fine tho perhaps too concerned with photo-reality when it could be aiming for a flatter but still intricate look more faithful to the comics?

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, it's a little mystifying that they're went CGI but decided not to recreate the look of the comics. Why not just have it be live-action in that case?

Number None, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

Herge p much invented an entire cartooning school out of whole cloth - the look of this (inc scenery lighting etc) utterly fails to understand anything about it.

(the tone of the trailer is deaf to Herge too, but who knows* how representative that is)

*come on, it's fucking Spielberg, of course it's accurate. oh, oops.

special midget status (sic), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

i can see this thread is going to be fun for the next few months

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

the books are perfect, so really why bother?

ONE BILLION DOLLARS!

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 2:36 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this ^ is my favourite post so far but "*come on, it's fucking Spielberg" is a new contender.

caek, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

i think the only way i could enjoy this is if i try to ignore the fact that it's supposed to be tintin. this is one of the first times i can recall hollywood remaking something that was really important to me, and now i know how all those watchmen fans felt. not having read the comic book, i thoroughly enjoyed the movie on its own merits, because the comparison to how well it portrayed the book wasn't a point of running criticism to me like it was to so many people.

and you are a part of everything and everything is like melting (ytth), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

sic otm

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Hopefully War Horse is good.

scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the look doesn't worry me. i know it's a trailer, but the tone of the trailer does.

― caek, Tuesday, May 17, 2011 7:56 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

ditto.

the look would be impossible to capture w/o going old-school hand drawn animation, imo, so i think it's fine to take another tack. but i don't think "bombastic" when i think tintin, you know

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

i can see this thread is going to be fun for the next few months

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 9:28 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

lol otm

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

re: the tone, this is the American trailer and they're trying to sell it to an audience that's pretty much entirely ignorant about the property... if you notice, there arent exactly like huge explosions or fight scenes in it, meaning its probably one of those trailers that tries to disguise what its really like with 'action' cutting.

i guess the hardcore Herge stans were always gonna be pissed about this, but there's a lot of talented people involved and it looks good even if its not all OMG LIGNE CLAIRE and shit and i think it could be fun & cool http://i.imgur.com/5NHke.gif

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

the look would be impossible to capture w/o going old-school hand drawn animation, imo, so i think it's fine to take another tack.

FWIW, I thought that the Dick Tracy movie (for all of its faults) did a great job of keeping a consistent look that was reminiscent of comics but allowed the actors to actually, y'know, act. I'm not ready to pass of final judgement here, but it sure looks like ZemeckisVision.

Not looking forward to this.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

guys it was one minute of whats going to be at least a two-hour movie

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

if you notice, there arent exactly like huge explosions or fight scenes in it, meaning its probably one of those trailers that tries to disguise what its really like with 'action' cutting.

this is a fair point. like many others, it's not just the look of the trailer i object to (dire), but the tone. it makes tintin look clunky, ponderous and dull. otoh, it is just a trailer, not the film itself. it's clearly trying to whet an audiences appetite with a series of brief, mysterious fragments, but, it seems to me, failing. i do like the final "shot" of tintin's face looking in the little round window, which at least promises a substantial improvement on the likes of the polar express.

we'll get a big, long, slam-bang trailer before long. i guess i'll reserve pre-judgment til then.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

another way to look at it is to say: this mini-trailer aims to calibrate audience expectations, so that people will react appropriately when the "real" trailer comes along and not spend so much time freaking about about whether or not the look is appropriate.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, doesn't seem to have the spirit of Herge in the slightest. His storytelling style was so much deadpan than Spielberg's, and Tintin was always so much more stoic than a Spielberg character.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:00 (fifteen years ago)

That 'we can't turn back... not now... not now' is way off... The real Tintin would just get on with shit.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:03 (fifteen years ago)

Who wants a live action Tintin to begin with, no matter how well executed it is? Why does everything have to be made into a film?

the worst of the internet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:05 (fifteen years ago)

A lavishly done hand-drawn animation thing I could see the point of.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:07 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, that would be ideal.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:09 (fifteen years ago)

YES. i want a tintin that looks like the comic and does proper tintin-type things. FAT TYRES. HIGHLY INTRICATE LATTICES. it would not be hard. they have machines now...

contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:09 (fifteen years ago)

The Canadian TV one is pretty damn good.

This

Herge p much invented an entire cartooning school out of whole cloth - the look of this (inc scenery lighting etc) utterly fails to understand anything about it.
is OTM. Tintin doesn't need to be all dark and glowy. It should be bright, clear and detailed IMO.

unmetalled world (wk), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:13 (fifteen years ago)

The Canadian TV one is pretty damn good.

Eh, it had the right idea but looked kind of cheap and didn't really get the humour.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:28 (fifteen years ago)

guys its a one-minute trailer for a two-hour movie

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:22 (fifteen years ago)

no! its garbage!!! *flips over table*

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

remember your reaction to "Where the Wild Things Are" trailer? ; )
xp

buzza, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that was a two minute trailer so

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

Even given the benefit of the doubt, it kind of blows my mind that motion capture hasn't come any farther than "Polar Express" or "Beowulf." Is this shit in 3-D, too? Was James Cameron too busy to consult on this?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

Naturally it's in 3D. It's using the performance capture tech that Camron developed for Avatar so he's there in spirit.

Number None, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

Cameron's breakthrough may have been in realizing that human/CGi hybrid was the way to go, since these robo-eyed CGI people don't bring anything but baggage.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

But this looks like a shit computer game compared to Avatar?

Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

Beowulf mocanimation was 1000x better than (the TV ads for) Polar Express. Not to defend this or anything.

this ^ is my favourite post so far but "*come on, it's fucking Spielberg" is a new contender.

100% of his films are bullshit chest-swelling emo wank with strings iirc (also he hasn't made a good movie in almost thirty years, but that wasn't my point)

special midget status (sic), Thursday, 19 May 2011 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

i disagree

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 19 May 2011 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

if you dont think Jurassic Park's a great movie then just sm DAMN h

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 19 May 2011 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

But this looks like a shit computer game compared to Avatar?

― Fear Moldova and the Nation of Leaners (seandalai), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 7:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

honestly, i dont know how you can tell right now - they're hiding the people so much

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

*nods in agreement*

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEj3UsAl0K8

so!

☂ (max), Monday, 11 July 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

that preview is not going to reassure anyone who was skeptical about the teaser

☂ (max), Monday, 11 July 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

haddock is scottish?

i dont know. im still going to see it! i think it might be good! but yeah it might be horrible.

☂ (max), Monday, 11 July 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

oh dear

yes, i think haddock is supposed to be scottish. that's what i'd always imagined at least. don't know if that's based on known background or just how he talks though.

caek, Monday, 11 July 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

no catchphrases in this trailer ("great snakes", "thundering typhoons") it seems

Dear Projectionist (blueski), Monday, 11 July 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

that preview is not going to reassure anyone who was skeptical about the teaser

it's true, that looks completely fucktarded

undeɹrated ærosm?th b∞tlegs I have pwned (sic), Monday, 11 July 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

the soundtrack is the absolute worst though

BOOM!

BOOM BOOM!

DEEDLEY-DAH........BOOM!

undeɹrated ærosm?th b∞tlegs I have pwned (sic), Monday, 11 July 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

john williams at his best

remy bean, Monday, 11 July 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

and of course Haddock isn't meant to be Scottish, Marlinspike/Moulinsart was a family home.

looks like Moffat is taking Loch Lomond whiskey and his own propensity for Scots characters and giving himself leeway. also INTRODUCING himself as Archibald? wtf gtfo imo.

undeɹrated ærosm?th b∞tlegs I have pwned (sic), Monday, 11 July 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

looks pretty fun, you guys gotta loosen up

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 July 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

looks like total dogshit, you gotta read some Herge

or buy a house on Rotoscope Lane in the Uncanny Valley if you LOVE IT SO MUCH THERE

undeɹrated ærosm?th b∞tlegs I have pwned (sic), Monday, 11 July 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

xpost Agree! Looks like fun. Also, I have never read a Tintin book in my life and this makes me want to.

Vendo Caramelos A Veces Sin Dinero (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 11 July 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

i think it looks cool, but the soulless mannequin faces are going to be problematic if they're trying to do a fun romp filled with larger-than-life personalities (ive never read any Tintin so im just assuming thats what its like). aside from the faces i think visually it looks fine.

Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Monday, 11 July 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

of course Haddock isn't meant to be Scottish

Damn straight, there's not a page of the books that even suggests he is. It might not be so bad if Serkis hadn't gone for what sounds like a tribute to the "scottish" voice Mike Myers has spent the last two decades working on. I really like Spielberg and most of the people involved in this, so will probably watch, but the trailer didn't provide a shred of excitement.

that mustardless plate (Bill A), Monday, 11 July 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

looks fine, but then I am not a savage adaptation pedant

THIS IS SATIRE BTW (Simon H.), Monday, 11 July 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

Graham Linehan is playing Haddock, if that wasn't a known thing.

Neil S, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

it's true, that looks completely fucktarded

yeah, but i'll still see it, cuz i want to believe a tintin movie could work out. have loved herge since i was very small.

always assumed that most of the main tintin characters were belgian or french. somewhat annoyed by the decision to brit (and scot) them them up, but i suppose it makes sense, given that this wasn't ever going to be a french-language film. and even as a kid, i did always picture thomson & thomson as british, due to the bowler hats and canes.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 11 July 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

there is an "anticipate" thread for the movie, btw, in which discussion of the film & trailers has been active for some time...

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 11 July 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

xp So did I, but in French they're Dupont et Dupond, whereas Haddock has always been Haddock, so maybe he was supposed to be British? Certainly don't remember a Scottish link (other than the whisky), though.

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 11 July 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

Graham Linehan is playing Haddock, if that wasn't a known thing.

?

Number None, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

As for Haddock's nationality, there's considerable debate about this online it seems and the closest thing to a clue is that Herge's wife said he should be named after a "sad english fish"

Number None, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

^ yeah, noticed ref to this on tintin's wiki page. herge variously suggests that haddock is belgian, english and french.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 11 July 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

in the english translation and to me (english) he comes across as scottish

caek, Monday, 11 July 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

and given his nationality seems to be unknown i don't see what the problem is with picking that one for the film, when there is the transformers 4 vibe and the creepy faces to complain about

caek, Monday, 11 July 2011 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

always assumed his nationality was "sailor"

g++ (gbx), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

He always had an English accent in my head, then again most characters in books do.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Monday, 11 July 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

Seems like Calculus and the shark submarine probably won't be in it.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

crumbs

Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

"BOOM one day your car goes BOOM"

Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, me and my friend used to sing that song all the time when we were about 8.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

Big question, is this movie going to have the heat-crazed Captain mistaking Tinitn's head for a bottle of wine?

Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

Haddock's nationality was discussed upthread:

What nationality is Haddock supposed to be in the original French versions? English? It's a bit confused really; he has an English name but a château in Belgium...

― Zelda Zonk, 27. maaliskuuta 2008 17:28 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A man of the sea is from everywhere and nowhere.

― Ed, 27. maaliskuuta 2008 17:30 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, that is kinda weird. His name is Archibald Haddock, which sounds very English. Maybe Sir Francis Haddock, his ancestor in the Unicorn story, was an Englishman working for the Belgian navy, and was thus awarded the castle, even though he was not Belgian? Though Haddock seems to live in Brussels already before he moves to the castle. It's never told where he lived before he met Tintin though.

― Tuomas, 27. maaliskuuta 2008 17:34 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Unlikely as there was no belgium then. He would have had to have been fighting for the spanish, which is not likely.

― Ed, 27. maaliskuuta 2008 17:36 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If he had been british.

― Ed, 27. maaliskuuta 2008 17:37 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Of course one has to remember that the Halas & Batchelor Beatles cartoons had John Lennon sounding like Terry-Thomas and George Harrison like Peter Lorre.

― Dingbod Kesterson, 27. maaliskuuta 2008 17:37 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Why isn't it likely? Did the Spanish own the area around Brussels back then?

(xx-post)

― Tuomas, 27. maaliskuuta 2008 17:38 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Low Countries were a Spanish dominion, back in the day

― Zelda Zonk, 27. maaliskuuta 2008 17:43 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Okay, but why couldn't an Englishman have been working for their navy?

― Tuomas, 27. maaliskuuta 2008 17:43 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

By the time Tintin meets Haddock, I think it's become pretty vague as to where Tintin actually lives. Belgium/Brussels are never mentioned. I don't think the château is ever specifically located in Belgium. (I may be wrong, it's many years since I last looked at a Tintin book.)

― Zelda Zonk, 27. maaliskuuta 2008 17:50 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 06:58 (fourteen years ago)

I think it makes sense that Haddock is originally from Britain ("Archibald Haddock" doesn't sound like a Belgian name at all), but a sailor he's a cosmopolitan fellow, and has decided to settle in Belgium... Perhaps he moves to Belgium only after meeting Tintin in The Crab with the Golden Claws, we don't know where he lived before that story. And after the events of Red Rackham's Treasure he obviously has every reason to stay in Belgium.

If you want to speculate this a bit further, perhaps the reason he stays in Belgium is that he has become lovers with Tintin? After Red Rackham's Treasure they're explicitly shown living together in Moulinsart, and neither Tintin nor Haddock shows any interest in women throughout the whole series.

And I still think Sir Francis Haddock might've been an Englishman working for the Spanish Navy, and he received Moulinsart as a gift from the Spanish Crown. That explains why a Briton has a family castle in Belgium. After Sir Francis died his family became poor (they never found his treasure, obviously) and had to move to Scotland, and that's why Captain Haddock is Scottish. Theory complete.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 07:09 (fourteen years ago)

Or maybe Sir Francis Haddock was working for the British Crown and simply acquired Moulinsart through other means? Maybe he just fancied buying a castle in the Low Countries?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 07:16 (fourteen years ago)

An interesting quote from a thread on another board:

In a newspaper article they had an interview with the Swedish translator, and he said some interesting things:

All of his sea friends have English names: Chester and Allan Thompson (well, he's not really a friend, but whatever).

The Unicorn had rum onboard. French ships during that period did not stock rum, while English ones did.

The cannons on The Unicorn were tied in an English fashion.

Hadoque used English spelling on the seacharts: eg. W for West instead of O for French Ouest.

Basically, the only evidence that suggests Haddock and his family are Belgian is Moulinsart, and like I said, that could be explained in many ways.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 07:24 (fourteen years ago)

I guess in my mind he always had a kind of generic Sea Captain style voice, watched the old cartoon as a kid and this might have contributed too. Anyway, he still sounds wrong Scottish, this aint Trawlermen ffs.

that mustardless plate (Bill A), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 07:39 (fourteen years ago)

Graham Linehan is playing Haddock, if that wasn't a known thing.

He's said this on twitter, think it was a joke on him looking a bit like Haddock though. Everything else I've seen lists Serkis.

that mustardless plate (Bill A), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 07:58 (fourteen years ago)

Definitely Serkis.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 08:13 (fourteen years ago)

this looks ace! guys

Ste, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 08:13 (fourteen years ago)

I see they got a rocket launcher in there.
Nicely teal coloured ocean too, goes well with the orange plane.

30 minute synth solo (Matt #2), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 08:46 (fourteen years ago)

Rong accent for Haddock but I'm still rocking up for the midnight debut screening.

Modernist Pentathlon (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 12:30 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

So looks like the hometown critics like it:

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2011/10/13/business-financial-impact-eu-belgium-tintin-apos-s-premiere_8733245.html

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

This movie will le flop.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 October 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

The only sense in which I'm anticipating it is morbid curiosity, and I'm like the biggest Tintin fan there is.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

I figure most big Tintin fans have a wary attitude towards this

Number None, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

This was an absolute blast. I'm no aficionado of the books, so I can't tell you how a Tintin fan will feel about the film, though, to me, it felt less of a straight adaptation and more like a big, broad Spielberg adventure movie (his '80s Indy movies more than the Crystal Skull, fortunately). It is a bit breathless and pin-ball like, but some of the set pieces are fantastic - the chase through the streets of Morocco at the end is insane!
As for the CG/motion capture, I was relieved the faces weren't creepy as I feared they might be from watching the trailer and looking at stills of the film, in fact the faces are generally really really good - though Tintin's smooth, rather blank features mean that his are the closest to uncanny valley. Overall though, it's some of the best I've seen.
The film plays fairly young - enough to keep the kids at the busy screen I saw it at entertained anyway (Snowy seemed to be the favourite)(with the kids)(Haddock with the adults) - but I had a lot of fun with it.

DavidM, Friday, 28 October 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

early returns:

http://mubi.com/notebook/posts/afi-fest-2011-spielberg-jacksons-tintin

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

lol at tom mccarthy

max, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

it doesnt surprise me he hates the movie--his take on tintin is pretty far removed from the "boys adventure" side that (i assume) is spielberg's

max, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

I've seen this twice now, it's great fun.

DavidM, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

I just saw this tonight and loved it! I only saw it in 2D though, and for a change thinking it would have been worthwhile seeing in 3D. Man some of those chase scenes were FUN!

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 06:05 (fourteen years ago)

That big chase scene in 3D was ridiculously great.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 06:25 (fourteen years ago)

I think I'm going to try going again to a 3D showing.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 06:27 (fourteen years ago)

im just sayin that i love tintin

bellhop boy (brodie), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 06:28 (fourteen years ago)

bro3Die

buzza, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 06:34 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, I really enjoyed this. a bit too long but good fun. especially since most reviews (including people here) said it was awful !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 10:56 (fourteen years ago)

i loved it; the purist in me was weirded out that they pegged on the end of the subsequent book instead of "Find out next week in: Red Rackham's Treasure!"

Dancin with Mr. D__ (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:55 (fourteen years ago)

US reviews were generally praiseful, as our childhood reading never ventured east of Roald Dahl.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:57 (fourteen years ago)

iirc Norway is East of Belgium, Morbs-- oh wait, Dahl repatriated, I forgot! But is that so! Tintin wasn't a thing in USA? I got my fave Tintin books for my American nieces for Christmas (the moon ones) and they seemed confused and bored by them

Dancin with Mr. D__ (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

Tintin was a thing when I was growing up ('80s), but I lived in a college town so maybe...

rocognise gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

I fumbled through it in French at first-- half my family is Quebecois. Reading "Destination Moon" in English for the first time at age 9 was a game changer

Dancin with Mr. D__ (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

Did the movie flop? I hope not, I'd love to see Spielburg do more of them

Dancin with Mr. D__ (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

Appears to have been a good enough hit. Jackson is supposed to direct the next one.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

Made a mint abroad, $60 M or so thus far in North America.

Tintin has been referenced a couple times on The Simpsons but, y'know, Harvard kids.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

damn skippy

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

it's a travesty that I haven't seen this yet

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

Not nominated for the animated Oscar, lol animators.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

i kinda dug this. the thing i was most curious about going in was what spielberg's visual imagination would look like when untethered from the physical limitations of reality - pretty impressive, as it turns out.

ive never read any tintin so i didnt go in with any baggage there. it was kinda fun and weird trying to puzzle what exactly is up with that Tintin kid. he looks like a small child, but he appears to be emancipated, and also is a journalist who never does any reporting? its a weird situation he's got going on. i dug that they didnt try to sanitize captain haddock's drinking, stuff like that helps preserve the feel that its an authentic boys own adventure from another era.

the characters though, man, they're pretty stale huh? that was the big problem for me. i couldn't care about anything that happened, and i was really restless for the last third of the movie. i didn't really have a problem with the movie's look, i thought the lighting was great and it hit me during the scenes taking place on haddock's ship that the usage of shadows and colors and stuff reminded me of the covers of sweat mags from the 50s. at the same time, i wondered if the mocap faces were what was distancing me from the action... just watching these cartoon dudes flip and bounce around and stuff, there's no tension, and i cant really identify any humanity in the main characters faces to keep me grounded

im curious what the ILC crowd thought of it

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

by "stale," do you mean "archetypal"? I was pretty satisfied w/ the renderings of Haddock and the Thompsons.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

maybe both. i half think that i would've been more accepting of 'archetypal' characters if i was watching real human faces delivering the perfs, but maybe the whole thing would've been unspeakably goofy in live action - plus none of the set pieces would've worked.

i did think serkis was a little too hammy as haddock, also.

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

he's a drunken sea captain!

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

Really enjoyed this and thought it looked great. Wastotally sold when I saw Snowy come to "life".

Lawanda Pageboy (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 27 January 2012 10:14 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

I finally saw the movie, and thought it was... okay. For most of it I thought it was a totally enjoyable romp, but IMO the ending kinda wasted the promises of the high adventure that the first part gave (and which the original comic managed to deliver). I can see why they needed to cut the marine treasure hunt bits of Red Rackham's Treasure, but losing that and replacing it with pointlessly long chase sequences and the corny action-movie crane fight finale made the movie lose some of the "boys' own sea adventure" magic the comic had.

Also, in the movie it didn't felt like Tintin and Haddock had earned the treasure, because they hadn't gone through the whole long journey that mimicked Hadoque's original one, like they did the comic book. Even though in both the comic and the movie the treasure is eventually found by what is almost a deus ex machina solution, in the former it felt like the protagonists were rewarded for their tenacity, whereas in the latter all they need to do is get the coordinates. Sure, the movie tried to justify them earning the treasure by adding the extra "only a true Haddock can find it" bit to Hadoque's puzzle, but that didn't ring true because you wouldn't really have needed to be a Haddock to discover the solution, all you needed was a good knowledge of geography. In the comic the treasure is not something meant only for a descendant of Hadoque, but something that anyone who's willing to go through the whole adventure could discover.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 12:59 (thirteen years ago)

Also, even though the Uncanny Valley effect in the movie wasn't as distracting as I had feared, it was pretty distracting. In many shots you could almost imagine watching a live action movie, and then you got pulled back by seeing images of these grotesque people who seem almost realistic, but have one or two characteristics (big noses, big ears, uncannily smooth skin, small eyes, etc) that make them look disturbingly unreal. I can't figure out any reason why they came up with these kind of aesthetic choices for the character models. If they wanted the movie to look realistic, why not just do it in live-action (or combine real actors with CGI backgrounds)? If they want to it to look like a cartoon, why make the characters look almost-but-not-quite like real humans? Pixar and other CGI movie-makers seem to have figured out that you can combine relatively realistic backgrounds with more cartoonish characters to both avoid Uncally Valley and give the characters a more personalized look, so why did Spielberg and Jackson want take this route? Obviously, Herge fans were bound to be disappointed by the designs, but is there actually any segment of viewers that would find these grotesque characters better-looking than ones that would have been less realistic and more cartoonish?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

Musee Herge is worth a day of anyone's time. Left with a burning desire to re-read all of Tintin straight away, but in objective terms it's one of the most astonishing display collections of original art ever assembled.

Berk errs Gibbs/Ox (aldo), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 19:43 (twelve years ago)

jealous!!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 20:58 (twelve years ago)

i want to go so bad! we'll be in paris for a week in july, but i don't know about spending an entire day just going to see this museum... i'm sure i'll go one day, though. plus, it was designed by my other favorite cartoonist, joost swarte.

eh mec, elle est ou ma caisse? (ytth), Friday, 9 May 2014 05:34 (twelve years ago)

Bear in mind it's 90 minutes outside of Brussels as well, although you can cut about 20 minutes out of that if you're willing/able to change trains on the way. Not open on Mondays either, like everything in Belgium.

Berk errs Gibbs/Ox (aldo), Friday, 9 May 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)

nice one aldo. only time i've seen any substantial displays of Herge originals was at an exhibition at the Greenwich Maritime Museum, nearly ten years ago - all the pages had a nautical theme which was fair enough, but a bit limiting.

a friend who went with me was taken aback a bit by how much of the finished artwork, especially in the later volumes, was not directly from Herge's hand, was the work of assistants. herge's pencilled roughs were...rough...but it seemed to me that the storytelling was all there, the basic position of the characters, their place in the frame, their expressions and gestures.

Ward Fowler, Friday, 9 May 2014 17:27 (twelve years ago)

That's kind of what I took from it as well. Like you, I've seen a huge amount of US comics art and so am used to seeing blue everywhere but the inks (such as the frankly astonishing Destination Moon cover) appear to be on more or less pristine pencils, with just a couple of bits of tippex on it. Compared to the roughs, which are a frantic mess of lines from which a shape eventually emerges or a collage of sketches which end up getting used elsewhere.

As you say though, the storytelling and composition is absolutely there in Herge's hand and although the rest of his studio more than probably deserve recognition in the same way that Bill Finger and Jerry Robinson do, say, the fact that everybody know it was a studio arguably makes him more like Eisner or Miyazaki. Which is probably a pair of comparisons he'd enjoy.

If you time your journeys properly and get off at Gare du Nord on the way back you can do it and CBBD in a day without it feeling too rushed.

Berk errs Gibbs/Ox (aldo), Friday, 9 May 2014 18:18 (twelve years ago)

Already have a visit to Musee Herge pencilled in for an European itinerary early next year; terribly excited about this!

"that guy from nokia mobile phones!" "what mobile phones?" (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 10 May 2014 10:00 (twelve years ago)


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