long hair on boys: classic or dud

best = somewhere between ears and shoulders. bowlie, mop-top, pageboy, garagerock hair, yum. jawline hair w/fringe combination being most devastating. attractiveness goes down with ponytailability potential as hair creeps past the shoulders, but still can be quite lovely on the right person.

beware the white boy fro, though. this is clearly evil, but can be avoided by growing only the top, and keeping the back and sides fairly clean-cut, see jesus and mary chain circa 1985 for good curly hair management.

lovely, lovely long hair on boys.

i am feeling very wordy today

oh god, i'm perving. talk about long hair some more, please! and add some sideburns to the discussion!

[long=beyond shoulders].

I found out one of my male friends uses straighteners to achieve his carefully messy garage rock mop. He looked so ashamed when I found out I couldn't even bring myself to tease him.

which was nice.

Everyone knows that the way to avoid the fro is to use mildly heavy product (I like Material) and to only wash once a week.

i care immensely

*blush* Aw, thanks. :-)

ok, i lie, i have, but it didn't last very long.

for some reason, tony robinson has long, dirty hair in this old, old episode of time team. i'm really disturbed...

This picture isn't great (you can't really tell how long it is in the back) but it's from a couple months ago. And for the record, I spend about 5 seconds on it every morning (except when I wash it once a week and then I probably spend, eh, a couple minutes putting in product and combing cuz it gets in my eyes when it's wet). Notice how you can tell I slept on the right side cuz it's more matted down over there.

http://www.ghostly.com/1.0/culture/events/kabuki/kabukishaw.jpg

http://www.saltspringmusic.com/artists/hooper/hooper.jpg

aaron, i like yer curls. they are wavy, rather than frizzy. OK, slightly disturbed by the vague resemblence to jim morrison in that photo. but this is GOOD handlage of curly hair without resorting to the white boy fro.

see? i'm NOT biased against the curly haired boys, really. i mean, if i ran into you in a club, i'd be hard pressed not to get in there and give it a good finger tousle... oh GOD, i'm perving, stop me!!!

g, i can tell the difference between real dirt and fake dirt, thank you. it's all in the smell when you get up close. fake dirty just SMELLS wrong, it smells clinical and vaguely floral. real dirty smells musky and male and pheremonal, and yummmmmm...

Yeah, my hair was especially curly that day. For whatever reason. I guess I don't bother doing too much to it cuz it just does whatever it wants to.

I'm way too skinny to look like Morrison, but it's funny, the guy at Subway told me I looked like him a couple weeks ago.

Meh. I deserve a VERY HIGH in narcism from the personality test. I'm gonna go post pictures of myself in that other thread...

fake dirt smells WAY better. sorry, forgot what country i was in, WELL better.

Hurrah! I don't have long hair!

Oh, come on. We're all sexy and you know it.

http://images.photobox.co.uk/dev/raid/s/0/6/1/61222/189549/1852468.s.jpg

(it's a couple of weeks longer now)

(he also had the white-boy fro, or the semitic fro to be precise)

Extreme Dud, except for those people who wore wigs like Issac Newton. And Ned. I like long hair on GURLS. I don't want men to resemble women from behind. I always feel a compulsive desire to grab boys w/ long hair and chop it off. There's a reason we left the 70s behind people, please. Manly long hair is never really manly and makes you look like a grungy dandy. It should be a punishable crime and seems to get you in trouble anyway. See: Samson

Even more dud if done for "artistic" reasons

Meant the hair, dammit, the hair! What were you thinking, missus?;>

I always wanted to do that to the mulleted Salvadorean guys. And today's guy had really short hair over most of his head, it wasn't an 80s mullet that was so bouffant you had to know where to look for the extralong to tell it was a mullet. I still can't believe anyone still goes for that look (or ever did in the first place).

I'm trying to figure out how to describe my hair type, but first I need someone to tell me what breed of dog Rocco had on Rocco's Modern Life. thanks.

Just thinking about that hair and playing with it makes me dissolve into a puddle. Even if he did break my heart. (he also cut it off recently to get a job. boo.)

*sighs*

I am so very sorry, Sarah. That is horrid.

i really am going to make the michael bolton inflatable companion now

Yum, indeed. Madame Annouchka, that's unfair, since Ashcroft couldn't put a foot wrong (style-wise) at the time;>

Your request has been noted but not approved.

(Bugger)

i'll be in the barbers next weekend i reckon

although i lvoed the japanese girls' long hair even more.

A much more difficult and contentious question, imo.

when a guy has had long hair the whole time youve known him and then cuts it short, its really hard to look at him.

i mean even if it looks good. its like when some people go from glasses to contacts or moustache to none you can still see the ghost of it.

I had properly long hair for a couple of years. It was pretty greasy and horrible, but I was very protective of it for some reason. As soon as I cut it I realised what a pain it was and how much I'd actually hated having it.

Are there any male ilxors who currently sport the flowing locks, besides the obvious one?

Having had pretty standard short, male haircut for aaaages I accidentally grew long hair about five years ago and have been reluctant to revert back to shortness ever since.

The girls I like like it so I say classic.

I've seen a lot of eight to twelve year olds around with long hair. Kinda cool, actually. Who knows how long it'll last, though.

I'm sure there are exceptions but for me, no thank you.

Maybe it's okay when you're 13 and your mom makes sure you bathe often enough. After teenagehood, though...uh uh.

how long is long? are we talking ned length or is shoulder length long too?

girly-looking 13-year-olds still fair game for Laurel

okay, okay. just "dud" would be fine.

*googles "barbers" and "london"*

xx-post

After teenagehood, though...uh uh.

so you're saying adult men lack the wherewithal to wash their hair properly?

I've seen a lot of eight to twelve year olds around with long hair. Kinda cool, actually.

Yes to this ^^

it looks gross no matter how well you take care of it

(Ned being sole exception)

Maybe if I had a chest like Fabio I would consider it, but seeing as how that would require an accident with experimental gamma ray weapons, it seems unlikely. I think long hair on me would make me look kinda, i dunno, Blueshammer.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/02/21/23052102.jpg

The sort of adult men who're liable to grow their hair long to begin with stand a pretty good chance of also being casual about hygiene. A particular flowing-tressed ILXor notwithstanding.

My mouth is saying "no," but my hair is saying "I wanna meet you in the big sky country"

http://medicineworld.org/images/blogs/chris-whitley.jpg

you guys are just making me think of:

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/6/7/1/4/16624176-16624179-slarge.jpg

mine is shoulder-length at its longest. not quite ned-length or studly (are they?) men above length.

http://www.momofreaksout.com/media/2/20070919-23046_lg.jpg

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd258/kosumosu4059/BillSteerCarcassNapalmDeath.gif

= HYPERCLASSIC

Maybe it's okay when you're 13 and your mom makes sure you bathe often enough. After teenagehood, though...uh uh.

-- Laurel, Monday, January 28, 2008 8:30 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

what the fuck are you even talking about?

my hair is pretty long, almost ponytail-length, its not raggett level tho

it's absolutely inexcusable for a metal band member to NOT have long hair (or a shaved head)

The sort of adult men who're liable to grow their hair long to begin with stand a pretty good chance of also being casual about hygiene. A particular flowing-tressed ILXor notwithstanding.

-- Laurel, Monday, January 28, 2008 8:35 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

look, you dont like guys with long hair. thats fine, but making these kinds of generalizations make you look like a fucking idiot.

wow, dude. you shouldn't take her generalization there so personally - i'm sure your hair is nice and silky and smells like autumn lilac.

why shouldn't i take it personally?

uh

chaki are there any noize board chicks who youre not beefing with

me

wrong login crutis

why shouldn't i take it personally?

Because people make generalizations that don't really deserve such a violent response, you fucking idiot?

Do you have Breck girl hair? Your boyfriend maybe?

i dont even know what you are talking about.

saying that dudes with long hair dont care about hygene is STUPID and i stand by that.

My 13 year old lad hasn't had his hair cut since last summer. Have to say it looks quite cool on him in a Jonny Greenwood style. Would look rather tragic on me :(

This was taken at Christmas and he hasn't had it cut since.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/2225958663_2ef45c7a6b.jpg?v=0

he could be in danny cooksie's, steve vai produced, 90s metal band BAD 4 GOOD
http://www.chaoticworks.com/cooksey/bad4good.jpg

There is a LOT of Salute Your Shorts-ing going on lately.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7635/dannycooksey1tv.jpg

aw sam..
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/dsphoto15.jpg

dixie carter vs maryann mobley as sam's mom
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/dsphoto16.jpg

All you longhaired boy fanciers, perhaps you can help me. Mine has been growing out for a year and change out of pure laziness and not knowing what the hell I want it to do. I feel like it's starting to look dumpy and bad though. Beard ditto, but they go hand in hand b/c I think I look goofy with long hair and bare chin. I dunno though!!!!! What do the girls like?? You can review all the hairs I've ever had here, with the most recent at the top.

I'm getting tired of the Jesus comparisons, but I think it looks good on the days when it actually has a decent curl going. But then it gets in my eyes! Augh augh augh.

aw billy ur kid looks good!

Seconded, what an urchin! Those eyes are something, aren't they?

dixie carter vs maryann mobley as sam's mom

this cannot be a serious question.

they are both national treasures.

YOU DO NOT CROSS A SUGARBAKER WOMAN

dana plato was such a babe

she had her off days, too

(warning: 80's hair.)

It is cuets to see a prepubescent lad w/the long hairs. Mainly because in sixth grade there was this real gentlemanly boy in my class named Daniel, who was kind and polite, but only wore way oversized Metallica shirts and tried to turn every writing assignment into something about Metallica. <3 Daniel.

I am hardly ever a fan of the long hairs once they get past chin length. (That long or shorter = usually rad). It is weird making love to a guy whose hair is hanging down on your face. "Helps cannot breath ono Porphyria's Lover shit."

This is yr best look, I think, Herr Doktor Kaiser Colonel Casino:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/doctorcasino/432643069/in/set-72157594169998058/

aw billy ur kid looks good!

Gee thanks, can't believe he's from the same gene pool as me.

I am hardly ever a fan of the long hairs once they get past chin length. (That long or shorter = usually rad).

abbott otm

Chin length hairs is surprisingly attractive! Assuming it is groomed & un-Hansonesque.

Abbs, I thought the exact same thing abt those photos: winter 2007 self portrait WINS.

Hahha, really? I think it looks so silly at that length! But noted. Thanx guys. Hmmmm.......

girls who like guys with long hair are very rare and special girls.

The beard kind of elongates yr face. (NB I have a strong anti-beard bias.)

Chaki you should have been looking for girls in 1992, I think that was the peak of chicks digging on longhairs.

My son (who has long admired Ed's and Ned's hair on the WDYLL threads) is devoted to his long hair look. I cannot remember the last time it was cut. And now he has a guitar (and it's left-handed for extra cool points).
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2214/2226861814_9d77f1935d.jpg

abbott, 1967-1982. look into it. geeze.

Fuck that noize! You were barely even alive then, if at all!

Plus those might be some of the worst years in the entire world for male looks.

I meant to add - He is the only 10 year old in his school with long hair and is getting really fed up with being taken for a girl. To-day a man in Sainsbury's told him he was going into the wrong toilet.

Sorry to interrupt the Chaki/Abbott dialogue! I be a slow typer.

Haha no way yrs is way cooler, and I think he is in the Hanson equiv of Devo 2.0, yes? What kind of chunes does he like to rock? (Or want to?)

He likes to rock, certainly. Old school style.

Ned, at least trim his hair every couple of months. It helps it grow longer.

Many men have poor hygiene standards, hair length not withstanding.

Fellow Ned -- do please tell him I like his style, if I've not already.

(And if it's any consolation to him, tell him I've been in restaurants more times than I can count where the waiter comes up behind me and says something like, "Can I help you, ma'am?")

lol

ah but then you reply in that rich, mellifluous baritone, and he is shamed. SHAMED!

It's always kinda funny.

Haha - thanks Ned. As I said - as far as he's concerned you're living the dream!

Every week during the extremely painful hairwashing/drying/brushing routine he shouts - 'Right - cut it all off!' but by morning he's back posing with his guitar and asking me if it's as long as Robert Plant's was "back in the day".

Ow yes, that's the problem: Long hair is mostly a huge pain in the ass. And seeing as men generally seem to think they're genetically excluded from beauty routines or anything more than bar soap and a toweling, I feel like I see a lot more clumpy greasy hair on them if it's longer than a couple of inches. Our host at brunch on Sun, for instance, who you couldn't have paid me to touch. Or prob 2/3 of the guys at my house on Sat night.

you must really know a lot of dirty men

Why Do Mosh Pits Smell Like Shampoo These Days?
Current mood: annoyed

So I went to this metal show last night, and you know what? The mosh pit smelled like Pert Plus. Again. The first time it happened, I was at a DragonForce show. Predictable, right? Okay. But at a Finntroll show? Gimme a break. I think the problem is all ages shows. I'm not against all ages shows by any means, but when you get these 15, 16 year old kids at shows, it seems like they probably sat at home all day primping and, yes, shampooing before they went out. They didn't come straight from work like the rest of us, you know? Typical, despicable displays of good hygiene which have no place at heavy metal concerts, much less Viking folk/metal shows. The band just crawled out from under some mossy rock in Finland. They don't even know what "shampoo" is (don't get me wrong, they did have good hair). So show some respect, keep Nexus out of the pit. The scent sickens me.

clearly a strict Fructis man

http://i.a.cnn.net/nascar/2005/news/headlines/cup/01/25/bvickers_garnier/vickers_193.jpg

Chaki, you're proving my point for me...?

Yeah, remy, I probably do. I'm sure, like, stockbrokers and investment bankers can find the shampoo aisle but I'm not likely to know any of them.

Different question - only washing hair with a bar of soap. Surely better than not at all but is this acceptable?

yes im proving your point about all long hairs except ned having bad hygene by posting a funny blog about how mosh pits smell like shampoo.

xpost Acceptable if it works ok for you. I'm sure it strips a lot of oil out of your hair, but if you happen to have really oily hair, hell... go to town.

I love a good shampoo and a heavy conditioner, and feeling like my hair is all soft and touchable and stuff. My ladyfriend keeps me stocked with high-end specialty hair products. Lurve.

...because of the damnably clean 15 and 16 yr olds. Which I still don't disagree with. xp to chaki

All the long hair dudes in my high school were fucking filthy! Not just their hair, but they never showered and some wore the same clothes every day! (clearly unwashed for weeks) One of my buddies would emit a small cloud of dust when you hugged him!

are you two a soccer moms? you act like soccer moms.

Abbott are you from a Peanuts comic strip?

Yes I hardly have time to post to ILX I'm so busy writing checks to the landscaper and picking up the kids from practice. And drinking. Although the tequila is getting harder to hide from my husband, thank goodness he works so late all the time.

Though Laurel's not really ill, there's a little yellow pill

Desperate ILXors

(Is this where I can say I wasn't offended at all by Laurel's comment re: hygiene?)

xxpost

Vodka is easier to cover up than tequila. Mix it with a Fresca. Fab.

ok not so much soccer mom more like mrs krabappel.

Dude chaki I'm sorry I don't like when you can SEE a layer of dirt-matted grease on someone's face! I'm not saying you can't get as Cobained out as you damn well please, mr. metal.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2414/2168095877_39cc27cfc5.jpg?v=0
this gentleman has clean hair

that gentleman is masonic kate

Every longhair dude I've ever known was meticulous with their hair routine and had glossy, gorgeous hair you'd want to steal and make a wig out of.

I'm kind of smirking here at all the people who are saying "omg long hair on men is stupid (Ned excepted" Why's Ned ok but no one else? Pft.

Only thing I'm no fan of: guys who are clearly going very bald and still insist on long hair so they look like Brian Eno circa "Virginia Plain" era. No sir.

Because a) Ned's hair always looks clean and flowing so while I might not be the person to appreciate his look, it cert won't be on the basis of hygiene, and b) Ned is so clearly himself that it would be meaningless to make aesthetic judgments EVEN IF I found that photo -- was it a college picture? -- with short hair v pleasant looking.

Late high school photo. (And thanks!)

no other guys with long hair are themselves except ned.

Yes, that's exactly what I said.

kind of is, yes.

Wait, there was one guy with long hair I knew who was a greasy dirty sod, an ex of mine. Blech. But I don't mind long straight hair on metahl boys, it's kinda cute. \m/

Srsly. The ILE threads I've been reading lately have included a lot of posters with sour dispositions, rather like a lot of irritable drunks discussing what ticks them off. I blame the Bush administration.

On the bright side, there must be a hit C&W song to be written out of all this malaise and testiness.

-- Aimless, Monday, 28 January 2008 17:35 (6 hours ago) Link

rather like a lot of irritable drunks

...you HAVE been paying attention!

Only thing I'm no fan of: guys who are clearly going very bald and still insist on long hair so they look like Brian Eno circa "Virginia Plain" era. No sir.

Hahahahaha yes that is an unfortunate look.

I had this hypothesis for a while that (some) dudes grew their hair out to be SHOCKING by SCANDALIZING people with its ever-growing lengths. Then it would quit growing or people would get used to it and the SHOCK would wear off so they would shave their heads, to which everyone reacts "Oh my GOD! You cut off all your hair! You look so different! WOW! Did you give i to the cancer kids?" Once again SHOCKING their peers!

dude stop hating on longhairs. your boyfriend has a flattop like a marine.

Only thing I'm no fan of: guys who are clearly going very bald and still insist on long hair so they look like Brian Eno circa "Virginia Plain" era. No sir.

Hahahahaha yes that is an unfortunate look.

Still, I would admire anyone who would sport that and not give a fuck.

chaks my first boyfriend looked kind of like a youthful Gandalf understudy, but he didn't when I started dating him. And he flipped out if I asked him maybe ever to cut it, or at least trim his beard. It is pretty anti-sexy. A guy can let his freak flag fly, I don't care, but the gusset's gonna remain drier than a postage stamp from 1904.

thats fine, abbs. all im saying is MAYBE you shouldn't be throwing stones about dudes' hair when your current beau looks like he getting ready for the race war in a shack in montana.

dell:
that would be called a skullet. as rocked by canadian rock god devin townsend.

http://www.drummerworld.com/pics/drum43/genehoglan2.jpg

http://music.digitalglam.com/bands/cinder/cinder1.jpg

bahaha it looks like that bcz I cut his hair, chaks, and I am still figuring out how to do a proper short on sides that fades into longer top but I always get it asymmetrical and end up having to raze the whole thing. I'm working on it.

If he was a longhair dude cutting his hair would be no probs.

skullet! this is a new word to me, and I like it.

Nils Frykdahl basically got the skullet:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/88732676_10cf651a30.jpg

more skullets:

http://rishel.org/albums/random/Steven_Wright.jpg
http://a727.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_adb824aa62bd3f6a54623aa1ffc6e3f6.jpg

http://www.superseventies.com/sw_youvegotafriend.gif

my grandpa to thread
he has a curly silver skullet

and very good hygiene
for a guy who's almost 90

...he getting ready for the race war in a shack in montana.

Yeah, but I love this look.

Or this one:

http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/Mugshot-Steve-McQueen.jpg

Is McQueen wearing a false ear in that mugshot?

Laurel, thats fine that you prefer military guys getting ready for the race war over longhairs. however its your sweeping, absurd generalizations i take issue with.

you should take issues with more stuff.

i am about to get my hair cut soon to shock people ;_;

"abbott theories"

HYPOTHESES hello. I am trying to get people to stop misusing the word "theory" by setting an example.

ken c your hair looks really good! You are a very attractive man tho so I am sure it will look good short.

i think more people should talk to laurel like she's a really stupid person, because that's such an awesome thing to do.

I would say it's more "out of control" than awesome. Chaki is turning into that Honeycomb monster mammal thing.

Or: maybe not!

both of you are failing to make any sense.

Honeycomb monster mammal thing

Can we have pictures please?

i did not speak to laurel as if she was stupid. i was pointing out that, yes, maybe "all guys with long hair have bad hygiene except ned." might be a bit of an absurd, sweeping generalization.

http://www.richardrosenman.com/gallery/photo/projectThumbs/442b5e790c266.jpg

Apparently his name is Craver!

http://homepage.mac.com/berkana/xanga/mewanthoneycomb.gif

HE WANTS SOME FUCKING HONEYCOMB.

chaki, takes one to know one, so i know: it the tone. it's all about the tone.

Because words and phrases like "liable to" and "pretty good chance" are the same as "always"?

I mean someone is not reading very closely here.

That creature seems to be a cousin of Captain Caveman.

i did not speak to laurel as if she was stupid. i was pointing out that, yes, maybe "all guys with long hair are liable to have bad hygiene except ned." might be a bit of an absurd, sweeping generalization.

abbott, dont hate on me because i mentioned your man has timothy mcveigh hair.

actually timothy mcveigh's fade was smoother.

You come give him a haircut and see if you do any better!

http://www.geocities.com/freedomfightertjm/04.timteen.jpg

Wow he was a mouthbreather!

Actually I am trying to re-achieve this hair of his (which is what it looked like when I first met him) but he has a low hairline in the back he is really self-conscious abt so that is why I am working on the fade thing:

http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00028/06/96/28206960_l.jpg

But I do not think this is a bad look!

http://a639.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_4b3e7dbeace7771c9fea4725259b117e.jpg

He is so beautiful. <3

I have another hypothesis that everyone wants their loved one to have the same haircut they had at the beginning of their relationship. Certainly this has been my experience, way sad at a haircut. :(

does your bf hang out with this guy?
http://www.pajiba.com/images/nerds-thumb.jpg

chaki, takes one to know one, so i know: it the tone. it's all about the tone.

-- kenan, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 10:52 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

projecting.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/29/voigt_narrowweb__200x244.jpg

shut up, gabbneb.

Abbott, he looks like a Russian spy! Quite suave.

this thread vs. converse thread

nothing goes with long hair like black jeans and a pair of all stars.

shut up, gabbneb

i know it's cost-free to zing me, dude, but i think this is at least the 3rd time you've thought wrongly that i'm zinging you - get one skin

i, unabashedly, have all three of those things at this time.

this is at least the 3rd time you've thought wrongly that i'm zinging you

i thought... what? No no, you got it all wrong. I just thing you're an idiot.

oic. carry on w/ yr styling self.

kenan has gay verizon guy "can you hear me now?" glasses and hair.

chaki stfu chaki

lol @ mr que

why dont you two kiss already

i dont even know who he is

lol @ chaki

lol @ grady @ chaki @ mr. que

you are all secret longhairs

who is mr que? is he the one that was in a really awful punk band?

arguement FOR longhair on guys:

http://i26.tinypic.com/2jebeic.jpg

chaki keep rocking the long hair jim swells would approve

xp a dude miming sucking dick?

its not very long right now. im growing it out but thanks for the encouragement, max. http://pvpforum.de/images/smilies/stoner.gif

mines pretty long dude and im just gonna keep growing it!!

yah im guna grow mine out and then carve up some some sweet danzig chops like my bros in impailed and high on fire.

Rock on with your bad selves.

ponytails y/n

I had no idea Danny Cooksey was ever in a band! Weird.

ponytails: never

I hated Sam so much.

ponytails are bad, on this chaki and i agree

A much more difficult and contentious question, imo.

headbands?

rambo style or work out style?

i actually meant the ones that are more vertical than horizontal

like you wear them over your chin, mouth and nose?

i think she means soccer player stylee?

http://images.ussoccer.com/Images/Gallery/132_317170_obrien_052306107.JPG

like this:

http://www.jonschneider.com/images/jmblog/20070128_0045.jpg

that seems horizontal. also those are for girls.

http://images.quizfarm.com/1120881854Wild01.jpg

girls and hippies / rastas.

and soccer players

they are usually hippies or rastas i think.

Ponytails on dudes will be a big trend within 2.5 years. Mark my words.

"an absurd, sweeping generalization"

ive been thinking about rocking a ponytail, no offense chaks

girls and hippies / rastas.

-- chaki, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:47 (3 minutes ago) Link

and soccer players

TRIPLE THREAT

http://real.saltlake.mlsnet.com/images/2007/08/03/meGJbA5o.jpg

dan m, im making jokes. laurel is completely serious. but hey if you can't figure that out for yourself i doubt you'll even be able to parse this sentence.

guys, chill, check this. I got a message on facebook.

Updates from your artists: AC/DC sent you a bulletin.

this is the highlight of my week, and i'm sure it's completely bullshit.

http://www.allbiz.co.il/hippies/Data/58941_angus_Young_01jpg.jpg

ugh fuck beckerman

There Will Be Hate

(yay dan! i hate him too)

when i had my long hairs i used to the rock the ponytail at work.
don't really have much of a choice tho.

I am completely serious, what am I going to do if my husband figures out how much I'm spending on liquor? It's taking a serious chunk out of the kids' soccer fees.

He would definitely cut back your pin money. Start buying generic coffee. He won't notice the difference.

LOLREL

You're gonna wind up like that mom on Intervention who was guzzling mouthwash for kicks and spooning it at night and her kids couldn't pry the bottle out of her hands. GET HELP BEFROE IT"S TOO LATE. At least get help before soccer season starts.

for a second i really thought chaki was gearing up to "a zanders"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/varg2a.jpg

^^^^hyper-hot

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/varg3.jpg
^^^^hyper-not

DO TAKE NOTES

although:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/varg4.jpg

I go burn church now.

Don't take this the wrong way, Ned, but get one flat-iron and you're half the way home.

Although Hellhammer has a pretty good look going with the curls, I have to admit.

get one flat-iron and you're half the way home

Never really been tempted, I like the waves because they're there. Still, be fun to try as a one-off.

Ned! Totally do that!!!!!

classic on cute boys

You have to have a pretty beautiful face to really pull it off, I think. Or be Fenriz.

Ned! Totally do that!!!!!

Got an idea for Halloween at least.

long =< 1 inch at the nape of the neck

but not a mullet

sort of wish my hair was still long

i have lots of ass hair!and i think its a turn on! i love it when it is long and u can twirl it with ur tongue.
― sophie brown, Wednesday, May 25, 2005 6:00 AM

I liked having long hair for years, but eventually it just became a nightmare to deal with, clean out, detangle, etc. - don't know how the gals put up with it.

hippie lovers the bunch of them. good riddance

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/150/92/4300457/n4300457_30352038_5616.jpg

vs.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v362/23/91/4302681/n4302681_31138274_2547.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j251/mzing12/copsmusclingin.gif

i like the short better.
but always thought that while short usually heart of hearts honestly looks better (snappier, more defined), longer is more enjoyable, for twirling, shaking, sculpting in front of a mirror, being comforting etc.

Dads with long hair are totally classic

Just saw one in his mid 50s probs w his two small kids

Not that my opinion should matter very much, but I'm not wild on longhair boys. I'm aware this is an unfair prejudice but they always strike me as being really really keen to sit me down and tell me about how Dave Navarro ruined Janes Addiction