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Come on, you know you want to

Anthony- Ooops I just spilled pistachio pudding all over my new flying V. Wanna wipe it off???

Jody Beth Rosen- Can you take a sip of my coffee?? Cause it needs a little sweetness only your lips can provide....

Donut Bitch- That's not a jelly log in my pants. But we can pretend it is if you want to...

Kate- I really do look like Julian. You just need to get a closer look...

― brg30 (brg30), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Scan your ASS and post it to the internet, and I'll think about it. ;-)

(and what is your favourite Velvets album?)

― kate, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Come one, this is how dirty dronerock girls flirt. No wonder I'm single...

― kate, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

the grey album, of course

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 01:01 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, so THIS is the thread where we're supposed to flirt. Silly me.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 01:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, how real dirty dronerock boys and girls flirt is much more along the lines of "I'll be your Electric Mistress if you show me your Big Muff..." (Actual line I have used... and, no, it didn't work.) :-(

― kate, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 01:03 (twenty-three years ago)

You wouldn't believe the length of my reverb

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 01:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Asking to see a girl's Big Muff is a classic pick up line though.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Standard Washington flirtation: "Hey, I liked what you had to say in your Washington Post op-ed/speech to the XYZ Foundation/City Paper review. Want to get some coffee?"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan C6 once asked if he could play with my Big Muff. I enthusiastically agreed and was DEVASTATED when he started fiddling with my pedals. No, you silly DDB! Play with *MY* knobs, not the pedals's knobs!

See Moogs vs. Boobs thread for more of this sort of thing...

― kate, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 01:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow." -Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School, flirting with a sexy co-ed

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 01:09 (twenty-three years ago)

You MOOGERFOOGER!!! Tee hee!

― kate, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate's got such a pottymouth

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 01:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm gonna sine your pitty on the runnin kine

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 02:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I just watched Suchin Pak "flirt" with guys in a TRL segment using lyrics from Donnas songs (w/ the Donnas in tow, watching the magic happen). Personally, I'd rather see the results acquired using this verse.

How you doin'?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 02:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm gonna sine your pitty on the runnin kine

I love you.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 02:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Scan your ASS and post it to the internet, and I'll think about it. ;-)

Hey my mother raised a good boy. No nudity till at least the 5 th date. (with a leaway of +/- 1 date)(and what is your favourite Velvets album?)

― brg30 (brg30), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 02:50 (twenty-three years ago)

(and what is your favourite Velvets album?)
White Light/White Heat..And then my mind split open

― brg30 (brg30), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Jel: come to new zealand for Nothing But A Good Time and then maybe just maybe i'll let you Talk Dirty To Me.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 02:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Geeta - just like a car, you're easy to behold, i'll call you jaguar if i may so bold.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 03:08 (twenty-three years ago)

_Another View_. Speaking of which, I can think of another view I'd like to see...

― Douglas (Douglas), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 03:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Or, even better: "_Live With Lou Reed 1969_. But the one on the cover isn't nearly as cute as yours."

― Douglas (Douglas), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Those are the rock critic pick up lines. The rock star pick up lines are 'Shall we collaborate?' and 'Can you play harmonica?'

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 03:48 (twenty-three years ago)

(Eww Christ, Momus, that last makes me imagine a Momus / Beck / Kahimi Karie threesome.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 03:55 (twenty-three years ago)

You would, you filthmonger.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Would you like to see my etchings?"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 04:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm feeling too lazy to search. Have we already done a thread along the lines of "have you ever used a cheezy pick-up line... and scored?"

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 07:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Because I really want someone to try to pick me up using a cheezy pick-up line... and for it, somehow, against all probability, to work perfectly. That's how I want my "how we met" story to go.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 07:50 (twenty-three years ago)

No, that's bullshit, Nick, and typical boy rationale. When I ask someone if they want to collaborate, I mean, just that. Collaborate. Anyone who wants to read anything else into that without explicit inuendo is cordially invited to fuck my fourtrack (if they can find an input small enough.) And the usual pickup line is "do you want to play bass?" Needless to say these sorts of signal crossings FUCK ME RIGHT OFF when I'm trying to be taken seriously as a musician.

My fave Velvets album is also WL/WH. Where are the scans of your ass, BRG?

― kate, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 12:38 (twenty-three years ago)

*blush*

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm OK.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

wah dah tai!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I am the only person in the world who reads Tracer's posts and wants to correct the spelling. But only because he's ma daimi.

― Tom Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I am feeling down on life and miserable and useless. Someone flirt with me, quick, and make me feel like I've got a glint in my eye and a purpose in this universe. Please.

― kate, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to fuck you with a big axe.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

axe = shower gel, right?

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:12 (twenty-three years ago)

The Velvet Underground In Nico...I've got footage.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:12 (twenty-three years ago)

N, if that's your idea of flirting, no wonder you have no children yet.

― kate, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Nobody loves me, wah. I'm having a big pot of chamomille tea and going to bed. Alone. And unloved.

― kate, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Nobody loves me, wah. I'm having a big pot of chamomille tea and going to bed. Alone. And unloved.

― kate, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:24 (twenty-three years ago)

everyone back to my place for hot toddies and rim jobs.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:25 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm there!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

kate i am no dirty dronerock boy, but i can always drag one!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Let me post this time, dammit!

I tried to read an interview with Jason Spaceman to cheer me up, but he kept bloody going on about bloody free bloody jazz. Feh. Heretic.

When will my tea be brewed?

― kate, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

kate you have the hawwwwtest chamomile in town.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

It's got honey in it. It tastes NIIIIICE. I'd offer to share, but I think it'd make the network cables all sticky and then Ed would get mad...

― kate, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

There needs to be a T2T beverage sharing network

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Then * V*ne H*ll could all drink each others tea without ever leaving our seats.

Tes... is... taking... effect... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...

― kate, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

my rim jobs must no go uncommented.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 00:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Now, a rim job sharing network is something i would love to get involved in

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(!)

― OCP (OCP), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 01:08 (twenty-three years ago)

(you might want to take that with a grain of salt, ollie)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)

i think he's startled that kate started BUZZING like that!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 01:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Tes... is... taking... effect... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...

The Axe effect?

It would explain so much if dastoor was the dude in the commercial...come to think of they do look a bit alike.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 01:16 (twenty-three years ago)

kate, you know what this means....

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/spacemen3poster.jpg

*breathes on knuckles*

(psssst, chris and chelsea, thanks again.. ;-D )

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:37 (twenty-three years ago)

HA! I should get my own copy in a frame, actually...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate that was so rude, Di was clearly trying to flirt with you and you totally passed.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 04:43 (twenty-three years ago)

i know, di is hott, u r trippin

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

i have often wondered what is in ron's long johns.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 05:14 (twenty-three years ago)

okay i feel like a total slapper now, i'm leaving this thread alone.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 05:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I always knew Jess would come back with those rim jobs he promised to get from "real life"

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 09:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmmmmm, playing with fire...

I did make a pass at Di! I offered to dip my network in honey and throw it to the lesbians! Humph!

― kate, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 10:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry I was interrupted there...

Wow! I got an actual CALL! For a JOB INTERVIEW. OK, it's only a crappy data entry job that the woman on the phone could not believe I was applying for it, I was so overqualified for it, but still. An actual JOB INTERVIEW!

Anyway, what was I saying? I am crap. I don't even know how to flirt with girls and I am one. But hey, I can type 85 words a minute!

― kate, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 10:17 (twenty-three years ago)

way to go kate, best of luck for the interview. if i were a piece of paper, and you were a typewriter, i would be getting hammered.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 10:19 (twenty-three years ago)

seee i cannot leave this thread alone if i tried.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 10:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I can.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

ooh, sarcastic old andrew

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:09 (twenty-three years ago)

so how icy is your blend anyway?

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:11 (twenty-three years ago)

no one's flirting with me :-(

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I would if I could, MC. I was hoping this thread'd be all ILX chat cyber cut n pastes...

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)

marcello: well you wouldn't say that if you could see how you've gotmy mouse a-clickin.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:15 (twenty-three years ago)

oh point it at me di, i want to be your permalink!

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:22 (twenty-three years ago)

But Marcello yr already a shortcut on MY menubar!!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

i could point lots of things at you, if you wanted

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

(that was to marcello)

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh. Ok. Oh well.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

oh my god di, fire them all at me girl, burn me, purge me...

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:29 (twenty-three years ago)

(I still think we should paste ILX cyber into this thread, should it happen... ironic cyber, of course)

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:32 (twenty-three years ago)

but marcello you sizzle already

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:46 (twenty-three years ago)

If my doors swung that way Marcello, I'd try to pick you up thus:
Hey, aren't you the one that does Church of Me? I'd love to get into your confession box.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

confidential to kate: I *love* licking lollies.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

My door is decidedly swinging Di's way. My incline is true...go on, di, come and pick me up any time...smother me in your lurex...

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

confidential to kate: I *love* licking lollies.

BEST POST EVER!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

*wink*

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm deleting yr shortcut, you tramp

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

BEST POST EVER!
Yeah, but you notice kate hasn't responded. =(

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate's been BUSY WRITING AN ARTICLE ABOUT RIOT GRRRLS, DAMMIT!!!

Erm ... ::blushes:: What can I say back to that? I told you I was rubbish at flirting. I get flustered too easily.

― kate, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

That's too bad, I was hoping you could show me the way to the candy store! ;)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Why flirt when you can fuck?

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 16 January 2003 04:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i can think of at least one good reason that won't cause my gf to beat the crap out of me

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 16 January 2003 04:04 (twenty-three years ago)

-insert S&M joke here-

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 16 January 2003 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Why flirt when you can fuck?

We have a winner!!

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 16 January 2003 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)

See, I only flirt when I've had a few drinks, so for me, this thread has been redundant up until now.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 17 January 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Nah, still redundant. My bed is so close and all of ILx is soooo far away. I'm goingto sleep, goodnight.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 17 January 2003 00:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Minna, James Blount, Samantha Dallasdeadgirl, Gareth, and Simon Trife can boil my potatoes any day.

― Naked, drunk, & horny., Friday, 17 January 2003 03:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Redundant?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 17 January 2003 06:13 (twenty-three years ago)

If only Josh were here to say that English usage queries are my way of flirting.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 17 January 2003 06:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Nitsuh: Has anyone ever told you that you use the English language well?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 17 January 2003 06:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Martin Sk*dmore : I've heard so much about your socialist uprising!

― hemhem, Friday, 17 January 2003 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

haha hemhem. Thank you. I wish I knew who you were...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 17 January 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.chick.com/tractimages68536/0084/0084_13.gif

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 17 January 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

JACK CHICK'S EXISTENCE HAS BEEN REDEEMED IN ONE FELL SWOOP.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 January 2003 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

ooh logged out flirtation, it's just like eyes wide shut

― potato boiler, Saturday, 18 January 2003 02:23 (twenty-three years ago)

we are flirting;)

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 18 January 2003 02:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Take a Fish
And a potato
Hold the fish
and the potato
in your hands - in your hands

Put the potato in the fish
Make it digest it
Smash it up smash it up

This is how you make fishcakes
This is how one makes fishcakes
Smash it up

fishcakes... FISHCAKES

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 18 January 2003 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)

100% tad, 100%. peace

― jenna, Saturday, 18 January 2003 03:39 (twenty-three years ago)

So Tad is a Bauhaus B-side fanatic, who knew?

I have to say, I need to learn how to speak paranthetically. Jack Chick makes it sound so fun!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 18 January 2003 04:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Tad, was the comic strip an attempt at flirting with ilx? You have a strange method, but it did succeed at making me lose a drink through my nose.

― webcrack (music=crack), Saturday, 18 January 2003 05:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Miss, miss, you are losing your book

― madeleine c, Sunday, 19 January 2003 08:35 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm bringing this thread back up because i want to be crushed by di's platforms ;-)

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

lick the PVC, baby.

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:11 (twenty-three years ago)

i am embarassed by this thread.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

your flirting sickens me.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:17 (twenty-three years ago)

are you coming onto me?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:18 (twenty-three years ago)

they must marry.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 24 January 2003 08:28 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread needs a little kick in the pants. who will be the next victim of my fluttering eyelashes?

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 27 January 2003 05:07 (twenty-three years ago)

geeta, wanna run your fingers up my fretboard?

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 27 January 2003 05:14 (twenty-three years ago)

subtle!

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 27 January 2003 05:16 (twenty-three years ago)

as a ton of bricks!

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 27 January 2003 05:53 (twenty-three years ago)

jeez, what does it take to impress a girl these days? those new-fangled ladieez ain't what they used to be.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 27 January 2003 06:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i can tuck my dick between my legs, ala buffalo bill

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 January 2003 06:03 (twenty-three years ago)

The Mangina Lives!

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 27 January 2003 06:07 (twenty-three years ago)

if that impresses geeta, i'm never going to try flirting with anyone ever again.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 27 January 2003 06:09 (twenty-three years ago)

don't worry, geeta has stated repeatedly that she is unimpressed with my penis

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 January 2003 06:10 (twenty-three years ago)

oops, i said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 January 2003 06:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Man Breasts - Classic or Dud?

― gazza, Monday, 27 January 2003 06:15 (twenty-three years ago)

di, why are you flirting if you hate men so much?

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 27 January 2003 08:29 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe she's flirting with the women

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 27 January 2003 08:51 (twenty-three years ago)

well no, read the thread, we have been mutually flirting.

it's just that reading what she wrote on the other thread makes all this stuff even more questionable than it already was.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 27 January 2003 10:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I DON'T HATE MEN.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

that's good di cause we love you

― men everywhere (nabisco), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:11 (twenty-three years ago)

a) i dig men and women
b) that "i hate men" thread was about me having a bad day more than anything else
c) i could explain where all of my problems with men stem from but i don't really care to explain myself to a bunch of people i don't know
d) the thread is about flirting - so i flirted!

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

(a) we love you anyway
(b) cuz yr cool
(c) and purrty
(d) and flurrty

― men everywhere except bruce who disagrees with (d) (nabisco), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"men everywhere", you're so scandaluzz!

ps if i hadn't checked the "show all details" thing, i'd be flouncing off the internet right now grumbling about people trying to make me paranoid.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:22 (twenty-three years ago)

*blush* "men everywhere", i've got a Men's Auxiliary right here with your name on it!

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

gah. i have lost my touch.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

that's too bad sexy cuz your touch is what i need

― men somewhere (nabisco), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

di gets all the boyz (and girls too)

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:01 (twenty-three years ago)

just like i should, i'm gonna get them good.

― shania (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:12 (twenty-three years ago)

di, (my lovin') she's never gonna get it. She critiqued my haikus, accused me of chauvinism and all kindsa stuff. She's allright, AS A FRIEND.

But my lovin'? no not this time.

"and now it's time for a breakdown!" En Vogue RULED.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:23 (twenty-three years ago)

but i was being constructive with the haikus! er and i actually meant to get round for apologising for jumping on you on that teenage female body image thread. i was a bit off.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:34 (twenty-three years ago)

hee. it's cool. but sorry, I don't give my love to playas like you.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:46 (twenty-three years ago)

um this is the flirt thread.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:47 (twenty-three years ago)

who taught you people how to "flirt", benny fucking hill?

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I was really responding to Geeta's claim in your honor. Is she Jerome to your Morris Day? I wish I had a Jerome.

see "Purple Rain" and even better, "Graffiti Bridge" if you haven't already, to get what the hell I'm talking about.

Actually, snickering, mugging to a camera and chasing a woman around in high speed IS how I flirt. Well done, Forbidden or obsolete.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah i didnt really mean you, i meant this thread in general

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:59 (twenty-three years ago)

dammit! I thought you were being perceptive. How else are troll-like septugenarians supposed to meet women?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:01 (twenty-three years ago)

you want this thread, anthony

haha geeta are you my jerome? i prefer to think of you as my buick mackane!

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:02 (twenty-three years ago)

"perceptive", no yr probably thinking of my brother Unknown or Illegal

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 03:06 (twenty-three years ago)

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