Lets hear some classic Futurama quotes for a change

Stevem is OTM. When anyone pulls the "even if they suck, the simpsons are better than anything else on TV" line, Futurama is my standard refutation. Also, futurama is better sci-fi than most "serious" sci-fi on TV.

of course the bbc mainly only shows series one of the simpsons so i can't compare properly

"Have the boy bring me my dress shorts."
"The boy?"
"You, Kif. You bring me my dress shorts."
"Sigh."

"In the game of chess, it is vital never to let your opponent see your pieces"

Sadly Zapp mhas made it impossible for me to watch Planet Of The Apes without collapsing.

Does it have more visual jokes than the Simpsons? I'm thinking of stuff with Bender - him shitting a brick, or taking three beers out of his chest to celebrate and drinking them all.

Also, wasn't there some kind of Charm Robot that spouted the line 'Is heaven missing an angel? Because you have nice cans.'

Morbo: "Morbo can't understand his TelePrompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat."
Linda: "It's a 'T'. It goes 'tuh'."
Morbo: "Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

Or...

Nixon: "Hello, Morbo. How's the family?
Morbo: "Belligerent and numerous."
Nixon: "Good man! Nixon's pro-war and pro-family."

In fact, anything Zoidberg says.

"Not covered.."

Bender: Magnets screw up my inhibition unit.
Fry: So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?
Bender: Yes. [sadly] I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer ...

Robot horror flick: "Behold my system of mighty organs!"

Fry: "I need the apartment tonight. [hands him money] Go see a saucy puppet show."
Bender: "Can do!"

Amy: "So what do you think of that guy by the bar?"
Leela: "I don't know. Maybe."
Bender: "Forget it! He's gay."
Leela: "What? How can you tell?"
Bender: "I just know these things. I've got what they call 'gaydar'."
Leela: "There's no such thing."
Bender: "No? ....Ok, I've got a lock on him. Yep, he's gay!"
Amy: "Are you sure?"
Bender: "Definitely! Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon."

Fry: "Wait a second. You are a bender, right? We can get out of here if you just bend the bars!"
Bender: "Dream on skin tube! I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes. What do I look like? A debender?"
Fry: "Who cares what you're programmed for? If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"
Bender: "I'll have to check my program. Yep!"

*sigh* I miss it already.

"AAAAAWW!"

"Yes, common tap water and a little L - S - D!"

Revive, to go mano a mano with this envelope the Simpsons dialogue thread!

Zapp: Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.

Bender: Great, we're gonna die.

Fry: And this ham gum is all bones.

In fact that whole episode has some great lines:

Zapp: It's the one word the robot uses more than any other. We got it from this convenient database of his 10 most frequently-used words. [He presses a button on the database and a list comes up.] Number 10, chump; number nine, chumpette; number eight, yours; number seven, up; number six, pimpmobile; number five, bite; number four, my ... [Leela gasps.] ... number three, shiny; number two, daffodil. And Bender's number one most frequently-uttered word, the word which, if uttered, will blow up this entire planet: Ass.

[Fry gasps.]

Fry: We don't have long!

DON'T BE A DOG-HEART WO-MAN!

Hahah Hermes and LaBarbara are awesmome, me and my ex call each other "hooosbaaand!" and "wiiiiyfe!" sometimes.

more morbo plz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e3upOxWWsY

Morbo: "Morbo demands an answer to the following question. If you saw
a delicious candy in the hands of a small child. Would you seize and consume it?"
John Jackson: "Unthinkable."
Jack Johnson: "I wouldn't think of it."
Morbo: "What about you Mr. Nixon? I remind you. You are under of a truth-o-scope."
Nixon: "Question is vague. You don't say what kind of candy and whether anyone is watching. In anyway I certainly wouldn't harm the child."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZEfawdiEOM

Morbo: Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.
Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!! GOODNIGHT!!!

Oh I see someone already posted a YT link for that.

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE POST YT LINKS WITH NO EFFING EXPLANATION AS TO WHAT THEY ARE GRRR.

Professor Farnsworth: The Devil take this predictable colon!

Pound for pound, Farnsworth is the funniest of em all.

Fry: Are you crazy? I cant swallow that.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well then, good news! It's a suppository.

"Professor! Where were you at 10pm last night?"

"Where am I now?"

Professor: "You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds!"

Lrr: "People of Earth... woah, that hippie's starting to kick in... we've all learned a valuable lesson today... dude, my hands are huge. They can touch anything but themselves... (touches his hands together). Oh, wait."

Anything Zapp Brannigan says, but this is my favourite:

"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"

The whole lion fed on tofu thing was rofflicious

I never got to see more than maybe a dozen of those episodes and I thought it was much better than The Simpsons at the the time it came out. Did they yank it off the air too soon or was I just not coming home early enough from work?

it was on for five seasons. they're all on dvd.

There are only four seasons on DVD! The TV networks split one of them into two TV seasons for some reason.

"nine... ten... big fat hen"

it's all about the context. in the superhero ep when bender says this with a knowing look.

"my liege!"

bender as a human is about the funniest thing I've ever seen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRhHQM4eMXg&mode=related&search=

Chief Giant Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!

From the episode where they go underwater and visit the Lost City of Atlanta:

Zoidberg: My home! It burned down! [breaks down crying]
How did this happen?
Hermes: That's a very good question.
Bender: So that's where I left my cigar ...
Hermes: That just raises further questions!

"nine... ten... big fat hen"

it's all about the context. in the superhero ep when bender says this with a knowing look.

don't forget "is this clown on?"

fry re: the breakfast club: "man, i can't wait til i'm old enough to feel ways about things."

Zapf is the best! : " I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"

Lrr: "People of Earth... woah, that hippie's starting to kick in... we've all learned a valuable lesson today... dude, my hands are huge. They can touch anything but themselves... (touches his hands together). Oh, wait."

When I first saw this episode, I nearly died.

pimpmobile

A contribution:
Janitor: Well hello miss, what's a beautiful young... [sees Leela's eyeball] Yeesh! Sorry, I thought you had two eyes.

"nine... ten... big fat hen"

Hahah in the commentaries, one of the writers bursts out laughing at this point and says "we sat up all night and that was the best line we could come up with" =)

Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS! PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE!!!

Zapp Brannigan: “What makes a man turn neutral … Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”

Linda: “The time is 7:59 and the robot polls are now opening. And robot votes are now in. Nixon has won.”
Morbo: “Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.”

Bender: Game's over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

Hahah and I love how he's saying that when all thats left of him is his head.

Bender: That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.
Dr. Zoidberg: Bender, you said 'wink, wink' out loud.
Bender: No I didn't. Raise middle finger.

And of course, Bender's catalogue of dick jokes...

Fry: Look, normally I'm the first guy to toot his own lower horn...
Bender: I'll say. Whooooo!
Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to work.
Bender: That's what she said. Whooooo!

Lrrr: Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it. Woooo!

Lrrr: This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small...
Bender: In this case, small. Woooo!

Fry: I didn't think I'd get away with my doodle, but I pulled it off.
Bender: Like you did at the theater. Wooo!

Leela: Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn.
Bender: As usual. Woooo!

Zapp Brannigan: Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go in alone. That's why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air.

Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Leela: I don't get it.
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum.

Farnsworth: Goodbye cruel world! Goodbye cruel lamp! Goodbye cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some kind of cruel muslin, with the cute little pom-pom curtain pulls, cruel though they may be...

Also, frequently heard around my house as an excuse for not doing something: "Well, I am already in my pajamas . . ."

Mom: Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.

[while talking to the Beastie Boys]
Fry: Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums.
Adam Horovitz: That was a thousand years ago. Now we got seven.
Fry: Cool. Can I borrow the new ones? And a couple of blank tapes?

I'm constantly shouting "DAMN THIS DSL!" like Mom does when she's the wicked witch.

WHAT SMELLS LIK FREAKIN PORPOISE HORK?

Mom is awesome :D

"Jam a squirrel in it, you BASTARDS!"

Beck: Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours, but we got into a serious thing ... and then I forgot how it ended.

...sweet, sweet candy. Bam.

Farnsworth [on phone]: Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?...To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up?...To shreds, you say.

Cubert: Anyway I heard beer makes you stupid.
Fry: No I'm..... doesn't.

CRAM A BASTARD IN IT YOU CRAP

get a life

Shut the hell up!

(see what I did there etc)

Trayce, you missed an opportunity to shout, "NO YOU SHUT UP", which is the best thing to say in response to any statement at all :)

doh! o wait wrong show.

"second..."

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/MP3Sounds/hermessong.mp3

Y'all realise that's the greatest song ever written, right?

"When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea."

LINK BORKEN BOO.

Someone posted a ten-minute preview of the upcoming Family Guy Star Wars special and I've spent all day wondering why Bender wasn't in it :/

You don't think McFarlane has stolen enough from my cousin Matt G.?

PS - I LOVE symposia!

cut n pase to make link go

what they redirect to 404 if they don't like the referrer? jesus.

What I should have said was:

Fry: Fix it. Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it.

What do we want? FRY'S DOG!
When do we want it? FRY'S DOG!

Maybe they're just sniffy about deep links. Anyhoo:

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/MP3Sounds/

http://photos6.flickr.com/9637290_0074ad4fe8_m.jpg

Favourite so far - one of the aliens watching Friends: "Why doesn't Ross, the largest friend, simply eat the other five?"

Farnsworth: I knew I should have shown him Electro Gonhorrhea: The Noisy Killer.

No lols, but the scene where Fry drinks his 100th cup of coffee and saves everyone in slo-mo is exquisite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yax1qk2MD9A&mode=related&search=

Farnsworth, after being pushed into his man-eating anteater pit by Leela: Oh, you've killed me! You've killed me.
Leela: Oh my god what have I done?!
Farnsworth: I just told you! You've killed me!

Oh and:

Hermes: What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!

NIXON'S BACK

Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat. And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Muhuhahahaha!

I remember my body. Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis - a good republican body. God, I loved it.

Atlanta was a city, landlocked,
Hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean,
Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism,
That they moved offshore, becoming an island,
And an even bigger Delta hub,

[On the screen, helicopters lift the city and land it in the ocean. The scene changes to years later. The island is packed with buildings.]
Until the city over-developed and it started to sink,
Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away,
Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who invented Coca-Cola,
The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends,
Though Gods they were,
And also Jane Fonda was there.

[A boat with the people on pulls away and the city sinks.]
The others chose to remain behind,
On their porches with their rifles, and one day evolve into mermaids,
And sing and dance and ring in the new.

NIXON'S BACK

Nixon: Who's pushing who around now???

GRUNKA LUNKAS (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity dingredient,
You should not ask about the secret ingredient.

BENDER: OK, OK, we get the point.

LEELA: I was just curious because of the armed guards.

GRUNKA LUNKAS: (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity darmed guards--

BENDER: (shouting) Shut the hell up!

wizzle wam wam wozzle!

hahahaha "dunkity dingredient" gets me every time.

Animatronic Jackie Gleason: "One of these days, Alice... Bang! Zoom! Straight to the Moon!"
Fry: "That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife."

Farnsworth: Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!
Waterfall Jr.: You can't own property, man!
Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.

One... JILLION dollars!

This man has overgasped!

SILENCE!

Blue Elder: Silence! It is time to put the humans to death!
Fry: But the judge already sentenced us at the trial!
Yellow Elder: Silence! That was just a show for the public. We are the true rulers of this planet, hand carved from meteorites by the Robot Founders, four centuries ago.
Blue Elder: Silence! Come forward Bender. You will have the honour of executing the prisoners.
Green Elder: Silence! I concur!

Haha I love those guys.

Fry: Stand back, or I'll.... breathe fire on you!
Elder: Can they really do that, or did we make that up?
Elder 2:I don't know, maybe it was just in that movie that... hey! They're getting away!

PREACHERBOT
We are gathered here today to deliver
brother Bender from the cold, steel
grip of the Robot Devil unto the cold,
steel bosom of our congregation.


ROBOT #2
Tell it, Preacher!

ROBOT #3
That equals true.

Haha robot jokes always awesome.

"and so I said, supercollider? I hardly knew her"

That equals funny.

My only regret... is that I have... bone-itis!

Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean . . .

LEELA: "The Magician?"

Lrrr: We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow -- 8 central!

Bender: Friends! I've come to free you from your complicated lives! ... Free you from the complicated part I mean, not the lives part.

I'm also a fan of the Robot Elders: "show us the killing skills that have made you a media darling", though for some reason it's always "quiet Jimmy" that kills me

"dunkity darmed guards" had me on the floor for hours. My god.

Hahah yeah I love that bit! "shut the hell up!"

ROBO PUPPY RECEIVING PETTING

ROBO PUPPY COMMENCING 3 HOUR YAPPING SESSION

Zap Brannigan (piloting a space-going restaurant): She's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro!

Neutral Planet president: "if I don't survive, tell my wife 'hello' "

God I love this show.

It is totally my #1 favourite.

Im still wating to use that "handles like a bistro" line..... guess Ill never have to pilot a small resteraunt through deep space...

Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!

via Slashdot. lots of attention to detail, like the remote and the pictures on the inside.

Beer Brewing Bender:
http://asciimation.co.nz/bender/

Posted this already but it clearly belongs here. Me on right at new year's:

http://i14.tinypic.com/85zc4l0.jpg

sterling effort

'Well don't look into it, but I'm a respected internal medicine doctor.' - Zoidberg

"Oh. Your. God." -Bender

"Fear not metal lord, we will be with you soon"
"You're with me now! This is the maximum level of being with me!"

FARNSWORTH: This will not stand! I'll take you on, you air-balling bozos.
TATE: You, old man? Sweet Clyde, laugh derisively at him.

Bender: "What an awful dream! Ones and zeros everywhere... and I think I saw a two!"

Fry: "Oh, Bender, there's no such thing as two."

Things only rhyme below 10-5 angstroms, you dope!

Dammit how do you do subscript with this thing.

Superscript rather.

CRAM A BASTARD IN IT YOU CRAP

ahahaha this never gets old

Fry: Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?
Farnsworth: In your time, yes, but nowadays—shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stem cells.

Holy shit I never saw ledge's Bender outfit above, before, how awesome!

You know what never gets old?

Leela: Hey, look! That's Zapp Brannigan's ship.

Fry: Wow! The Zapp Brannigan?

Leela: Uh-huh!

Fry: Who's the Zapp Brannigan?

xp sadly it is lost and gone forever, even the head which i should have made better efforts to keep, was stored badly and got crushed.

i have not watched this show in too long. am reading thread and grinning like idiot.

Also Zapp's, "I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law, I merely enforce it."

If i don't survive, tell my wife...hello

i quote this irl pretty regularly:

Fry: This isn't about you!
Bender: That's impossible!

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me!

If it's alive, don't lick it.
If it's alive, don't lick it.
If you're not sure if it's alive or dead
Poke it with a stick and lick the stick instead!

lovenasium

"i wanted to keep some milk, and, well... time makes fools of us all."
― matthew james (matthew james), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:19 (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i say this all the time!

one... jillion... dollars

"All right amateur hour's over. Let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog...."

"Yes, let's all forget the moldy old antics of Conan O'Brien."

shut up, Checkers!

my fellow earthicans

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/internet-you-deserve-a-high-five-for-this-one

lol

i have not watched this show in too long. am reading thread and grinning like idiot.

<3

"Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause you've got nice cans"

Leela: last night was a mistake.
Zac: Yes, a sexy mistake!

Haha that bit was gold.

Zapp: "you'll come crawling back, like a bird on it's BELLY"
Leela: "birds don't crawl"
Zapp: "...they've been known to!"

Lol

"The only crawling back to you I'll be doing is away! From!"

Fry: Hey, Professor, what are you teaching this semester?
Farnsworth: Same thing I teach every semester: The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.
Fry: Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I'll be there!
Farnsworth: Please Fry, I don't know how to teach, I'm a professor!

from the episode that brought you RRRROBOT HOOOUUUSE!

Fry: Who are you, old man?
Old Man: Name's Old Man Waterfall. But most folks just call me "Old Man."
Fry: I'll never remember that!

Professor: "And Fry, you've got that brain thing."
Fry: "I already did!"

Hahah I am always saying "I already did!".

Ah this thread is solid gold.

Leela: Don't you ever wonder about the future?
Fry: Well, sure, but you're always in it.
[Leela smiles]
Fry: Also, sometimes Terminators.

New seasons have had some good ones:

Amy: Didn't your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from?
Bender: No, she was a religious fundamentalist, plus she didn't have a mouth, it's an unusual combination.

Hedonism Bot: Hello, handsome. Might I procure your services?
Bender: Uh... what do I have to do?
Hedonism Bot: Oh, nothing sordid, I assure you. Simply vomit on me, ever so gently, while I humiliate a pheasant.
Bender retches
Hedonism Bot: Save it for the boudoir!

<3 this thread

this one totally got me:
Kif: Mix these mixed nuts. I see two almonds touching.

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

Ughhhh... sexlexia.

It doesn't really work without the visual, but this season's "What is that, Kif?" "I believe it's a saber-toothed cat, sir." gave me a laughing fit that must have lasted five minutes.

Also:

Bender: Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you'll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.
Zoidberg: Still, to have your own pool!

Professor: I'm afraid the Smelloscope can't locate Bender. His fragrance is too mild. It's being overwhelmed by local sources.
[Everyone looks at Zoidberg]
Zoidberg: Hooray! People are paying attention to me!

Leela: Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type.

Bite my 8-bit metal ass!

Amy: Um, Zoidberg, maybe Vegas isn't the best place for people like you.
Zoidberg: What? It's full of fat guys in sandals.

Calculon: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!

Zoidberg: You still have your old friend Zoidberg. You all have Zodiberg!

Mr. Panucci: There's only three real monsters, kid - Dracula, Blacula and Son of Kong.

as seen on the tar channel

Fry: They discovered a 20th century pizzeria! Just like the one I used to work at!

Bender: Interesting! No, wait. The other thing. Tedious.

Yep, that's whatever you were talking about for you.

Alex: [in movie] Mr. Mayor, if you want to see a real vampire, look in the mirror!

Mayor: [in movie] I can't! I'm a vampire!

Calculon: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!

― Elvis Telecom, Monday, January 6, 2014 2:19 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can only hear this in Calculon's voice and it's side-splittingly funny every time.

PS: Cashier's check

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Futurama now has its own version of Frinkiac: https://morbotron.com/

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Better:

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Yes! An important site, thank you.

Much quoted in spacecadet orbital habitation unit (or misquoted - in my head the stench was "glorious"):

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Futurama always great for the one-two punch:

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oops let's try again

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http://kotaku.com/zapp-brannigans-voice-actor-reading-stupid-donald-trump-1785180841

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http://kotaku.com/zapp-brannigans-voice-actor-reading-stupid-donald-trump-1785180841

yeah I thought this is what the bump was about. so good

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i regularly think of morbo singing 'funky town' at space kareoke

also (i think from the same episode?) zapp brannigan's immortal 'she's built like a stakehouse but she handles like a bistro!'

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this is the worst kind of discrimination. the kind against me!

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zapp brannigan's immortal 'she's built like a stakehouse but she handles like a bistro!'

This is the only Futurama line that has stuck in my head... remarkably difficult to get into a conversation.

i see “to shreds you say” used a lot online. i’m all for that.

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Fry: Bender, what was it like lying in that hole for a thousand years?
Bender: I was enjoying it until you guys showed up.

not really enjoying Lrr, Variant of Omicron Persei 8

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john dimaggio at his most recent contract negotiation

https://c.tenor.com/RspztEM47tsAAAAd/futurama-bender.gif

in all seriousness, pay the man

good news everyone!

The cast of #Futurama is whole again.

John DiMaggio, who voices Bender on the long-running and now revived animated series, will join the rest of the show’s core cast for new episodes on Hulu: https://t.co/vi1r7mBvhL pic.twitter.com/4c4Njm0nUh

— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) March 1, 2022

I swear he just held out so he could go I'M BACK BABY later.

I think this was the first episode I ever saw, that “oops” at the end is something that’s stuck with me to the point I think it might be one of the best jokes in an animated show ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lbcfl0_71s

what about this one?

https://c.tenor.com/ZAHC50FvopkAAAAC/futurama-fry.gif

https://i.imgur.com/65On5.gif

awesome to see dr z irl!
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cringey overused meme, even though i agree.

feeling conflicted.

background info re:above post―
is everything political? i've watched and rewatched the series enough to have developed a lot of theories, and just general thinking about the ideals+etiquette behind each character. key among them is: nixon keeps getting reelected, but how?

we know bender's all-in (if he could vote), and definitely the professor imo. leela actively campaigns against nixon, so definitely no. that leaves fry, hermes, amy, and dr zoidberg.

if we cross real-world implications into the picture, fry is most likely deeply affected by post-traumatic response. so he's a chaotic neutral, and literally doesn't care. i suspect he has probably repeatedly voted for nixon's opponent in a ploy to seduce leela, and that’s the extent of fry's political beliefs.

hermes is clearly a libertarian, so who knows. fry's a more consistent voter than hermes. again, real-world implications: hermes is high as fuck most of the time, and is subsequently an emotional and political wild card. i will say this about hermes: he loves dwight unconditionally and it's one of the best dynamics in the show. do nixon's policies affect this super important aspect of hermes' life enough to impact his voting? who knows.

fyi i hate amy and her stupid boomer parents. she's definitely a nixon voter. wonder how nixon's policies affect those buggalo tariffs, huh leo? YOU GOT WHAT YOU VOTED FOR🤬

and last, our dearest friend doctor john zoidberg. nephew of the great harold zoid, resident of dumpsters. i dunno man, zoidberg's pretty f'kn cool imo. doesn't know shit about his job, but keeps getting hired. totally maxed out loyalty stats, loves with his entire soul, but no social skills whatsoever. has a penchant (and undeniable success, in theory) for showmanship and charm, but zero execution. remember when he got a girlfriend? that was rad. he's loyal to the professor, but i think for other theoretical reasons i've also thought too much about, and which we won't get into here. he's definitely old school, but probably politically very centrist: socially liberal, economically conservative. i think he was most likely "RAISED RIGHT™" within his culture, and that translates well to his political compass. i would say zoidberg has most likely voted for nixon in the past, but is starting to regret it.