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hugh grant. i've tried to deny it but i get this rush of delight disguised as irritation when he appears on the screen, it's those eye crinkles i think. how unfair! how gross! how dreamy he is! shit! is this what it's like for you and jules kate?
who is your crush of shame?

― minna (minna), Sunday, 19 January 2003 12:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Ryan Phillippe

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 19 January 2003 12:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Robbie Williams

http://www.posterworx.co.nz/images/music/LP0696RobbieWilliamsNaked.jpg

*heavy sigh*

― C J (C J), Sunday, 19 January 2003 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Johnny Knoxville.

― toraneko (toraneko), Sunday, 19 January 2003 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Jon Bon Jovi and Bo Derek.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 13:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I have no crush of shame but my family tries to make it sound like I do. "Oh you just want to see that because it has Juuuuuude Laaaaaw in it," in very disdainful ridiculing voices - well so what if it's the truth!

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 19 January 2003 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

CJ I share you lust over robbie williams.

― anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 19 January 2003 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again

http://www.hard-to-find-actresses.com/protected/dreyfus/dreyfus-rp123.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Sunday, 19 January 2003 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

This was bookmarked on a JLD site as "showing her navel".

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Sunday, 19 January 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

DId nt hugh grant bed a Las vegas prostitute? have fun with that rotten crotch!

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 19 January 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

The Timberlake. He's a brain dead fuzzy headed himbo who really isn't all that attractive.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 19 January 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Colin Farrell. I wasn't ashamed until recently, though. He's become the new Russell Crowe.

― Arthur (Arthur), Sunday, 19 January 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

ilx.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 19 January 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

(also, several posters from ilx. and not who you'd expect. also, eminem and avril.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 19 January 2003 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Pharell Williams. (Name and shame, Havril!)

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 19 January 2003 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes. Though thankfully the Jules thing seems to be fading. A brief burst of madness perhaps. (And then I see a photo of him making that particularly pathetic puppy-in-the-rain face and I go all gooey again.)

I'm doing quite well in the "no crushes" department. I haven't even been back to the Arse Cafe to check on the state of Pliny's asslessness as he sets up microphones. But the more crush-free I become, the more depressed I become. But this is good, as I spend more time in my room coming up with drone-cyclical guitar riffs and less time staring gooily at dirty dronerock boys.

― kate, Sunday, 19 January 2003 19:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Besides, I actually think I'm starting to fancy Nick as well:

http://www.thestrokes.com/photos/9c/9c1.jpg

How utterly adorable! (And the guitarist isn't bad, either)

― kate, Sunday, 19 January 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean, how can I love a boy who has BINGO WINGS??!?!? Look at that log arm, man...

http://www.thestrokes.com/photos/4c/4c1.jpg

― kate, Sunday, 19 January 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"Reggae" :)

He's like that guy in Ghost World!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Sunday, 19 January 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Does he OWN no other shirts? Christ... Even my bingo wings ain't this bad, and I'm a middle-aged woman, I have a *right* to bingo wings!

http://www.thestrokes.com/photos/3c/3c31.jpg

― kate, Sunday, 19 January 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

What are bingo wings?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 19 January 2003 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

You know those flaps of skin filled with fat that old ladies develop on their upper arms? Jules is really working on a set.

― kate, Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why is crushing on JLD something to be ashamed of?

i have no answer because i have no shame.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

He looks pretty skinny to me.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, this is my fantasy, not yours, and if I wanna lick blue cheese sauce off Jules' bingo wings, that's my business.

― kate, Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Bingo wings aka dusters! Ew.

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

That graffiti up there has got to be the worst ever.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

It's pretty standard dressing room graffitti. I've seen much worse in various backstages...

― kate, Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't get backstage much.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

jessica biel

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

"Backstage" is way overrated. Most of them smell funny. And they all have crap grafitti. And would it kill them to have decent mirrors and decent lights? We always end up changing in the ladies toilets.

Kinda takes the thrill of groupie away... you go to venues and you're relieved you *don't* have to go backstage.

I do have to say that I kinda like Dogchicken there, though...

― kate, Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Jules reminds me of someone in that B&W photo, and I can't quite put my finger on who... Don't know if it's someone famous or someone I used to know, though.

― kate, Monday, 20 January 2003 00:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Kylie Minogue. (oh wait she's great isn't she? hmmm.)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:18 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.aol.com/nessdearvell/sk1.jpg

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:34 (twenty-three years ago)

avast! I have been warned! (oh, and am on my way to see Luomo, Jess. hahaha!)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

He's like that guy in Ghost World!

Ha! The "reggae guy" was played by my best friend's longtime friend from Piven theater workshop, I guess now he's a cultural touchstone!

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 20 January 2003 01:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know half of these people. I'm ashamed that I find Renee Zellweger pretty cute when she doesn't open her mouth or squint her eyes too much.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 20 January 2003 01:59 (twenty-three years ago)

george clooney

― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 20 January 2003 08:02 (twenty-three years ago)

la la

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 20 January 2003 08:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Julie Sawalha.. not necessarily shameful except for the fact that she has dated shameful men (which gives me a lot of hope!)

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 20 January 2003 08:46 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, here's an actual shameful one: Winona Ryder. not the old one, the current one. um, rowr. [runs and hides]

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 20 January 2003 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Robbie Williams also, and it seems to be getting worse as he gets older and more wrinkly. I need help.

― smee (smee), Monday, 20 January 2003 10:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Jane Horrocks.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Felicity Kendall.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Jane Horrocks is nothing to be ashamed of, my friend.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Thank you for your support. (I dig post-conviction Winona too!)

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Jaz Coleman. Alex in NYC, it's all your fault.

― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 06:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Matos: what's to be ashamed of? It's sadly ironic that new Winona (klepto-mentalist who appears in staggeringly awful movies) is much cuter than old Winona (intellectual goth-girl of Heathers and Beetlejuice). The universe is cruel, sometimes.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 06:32 (twenty-three years ago)

not merely cuter, hotter. partly because before she exuded a certain innocent naivete (boring) and now she seems much more deliberately manipulative (oh my fucking god yes). the whole "she dates every rock star who gets big" thing is part of it, too: she's been around the block and is completely shameless about it. uh, YEAH.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 06:35 (twenty-three years ago)

a certain ilxer

― another ilxer, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 06:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Justyn: shame as a result of the mean things others say about her inhibiting me, mostly

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 06:41 (twenty-three years ago)

The shame is because, to me, perving on a member of Fugazi feels like perving on the Pope.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 06:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Winona Ryder, present day
Kate Beckinsale until she straightened her hair
Lori Saunders (the brunette from Petticoat Junction)
Michelle Kwan

― James Blount, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 07:13 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a very obvious and emo choice, but I think Drew Barrymore is phenomenally beautiful:

http://www.expressandstar.com/artman/uploads/darko2.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 07:29 (twenty-three years ago)

there's a certain ilxer i been in love with, a long long tiiime!
"what's her name?"
i can't tell ya
"oooooh!"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 07:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Tommy Lee Jones

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.groenlinks.nl/femke/femke_twee_th.jpg
http://www.groenlinks.nl/femke/femke_een_th.jpg

Crush of shame because this is a Dutch Green politician regularly subjected to sexist male journalists more interested in her looks and private life than her party's policies.

― stevo (stevo), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 10:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Dr. Julian Bashir (Alexander Siddig)

― Heather (Heather), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

also, several posters from ilx. and not who you'd expect.
Oh damn it, Jess, you KNOW it ain't mutual. ;-)

No crushes (of shame) at all. Except my boyfriend.

― nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.cmsaunders.free-online.co.uk/music/pics/flips/01.jpg

I really shouldn't, but he's just so lovely.

― jellybean (jellybean), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 11:32 (twenty-three years ago)

He's lovely! At least much lovelier than Timberlake.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 11:34 (twenty-three years ago)

oh forgot to say. i agree guy from fugazi's nice too.

― jellybean (jellybean), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

no shame in crushes, unless the person whom you are crushing does not reciprocate. even then it is but pabulum and we disintegrate into the earth etc.

my number of ilx crushes has now gone up to 12. they are exactly whom you'd expect.

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 12:04 (twenty-three years ago)

He loves me
And to my amazement
I like it
Knowing that he loves me
He loves me
Though he doesn't show it
How could he
When he doesn't know it?

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

joaquin phoenix

http://www.ciudadfutura.com/elcriticon/jophoenix8.jpg

― erik, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 12:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Wayne Coyne is eminently crushable for the same reason as Damien HIrst. I.E. not particularly conventionally attractive, but their MIND is just amazing, you know they'd be fun to talk to, and quite probably really adventurous in bed.

― kate, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I also have a major crush on guy picciotto, i agree that fancying a member of the fugazi doesn't seem quite right.

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Wayne looks like a Preacher-Man! Hallelujah!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Muffin Spencer...I'm not sure why the "shame", I just don't think she would approve. Her music makes me very, as Austin Powers says, "randy".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

There's no shame in any of these. Gordon Brown, now that's embarassing.

(He always seems so measured and organised, but then goes and does something as ridiculous as getting Britain five billion in debt. Proof there is a wild side under Westminster suiting!)

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was post 69 on the Crush of Shame thread.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Robbie Fowler

― Celeste (Celeste), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I read in julie burchill's guardian column that gordon brown is a huge big star fan, does anyone know if this is true.

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay Leigh, big thumbs up for your taste but this is spooking me a little. Acid test: do you presently or have you ever perved over Greg Dulli of the Afghan Whigs?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.yourhealthdaily.com/syndicate/columnists/stewart.jpeg

She'll be ten times hotter in her prison garb.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Guy from Fugazi is really really short.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Guy from Fugazi is really really short.

Not to mention intimidatingly skinny -- I see him at shows every so often. But still he's hot in person and even hotter on stage.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I also kind of fancy Gordon Brown.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick Dastoor - Man Of Taste.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, I see where you two are coming from.

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Susannah of Trinny & fame.

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Gordon Brown is ILXor Love God!

(It's a shame members of the cabinet never self-google)

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

i have to say no in respect of greg dulli, too chunky for my tastes.

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.infinit.com/cinema/images/personne/4743_1.jpg

best voice evar.

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

eminem, still! he just keeps getting cuter

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

how short is guy picciotto then? i know ian mackaye is only about 5ft 7, i'm 5ft 8 - i'd tower over fugazi.

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm 5 ft 8 also, and based on my memory, he was noticeably shorter than me, so probably two or three inches, though the skinnyness may be distorting reality.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I've now got horrid visions of Gordon Brown self googling and then becoming a regular poster on here.

― Celeste (Celeste), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Ooo horrid mental images of "self googling" being taken the wrong way. Nasty nasty brain.

― Celeste (Celeste), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

My current actress crush is one of deep shame as I seriously doubt she's 18 yet: Jena Malone.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I take it back! She is now 18! I can perv with impunity, even though she's more the type you make puppy-faces over as opposed to actually perving!

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Years ago I saw Brown interviewed straight after, I think, a Blair (or even a Smith?) conference speech. I couldn't take my eyes off him.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Nabisco have you seen The 25th Hour?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)

No, Mark, are you implying that I'm some sort of habitual young-actress perv who will crush on Anna Paquin as well?

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Brown is a very big boy. Very big boned.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

No, Mark, are you implying that I'm some sort of habitual young-actress perv who will crush on Anna Paquin as well?

No!! I just wondered if yr "She is now 18! I can perv with impunity" bit was a reference..

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

(This does not change the fact that Nabisco is a habitual young-actress perv who etc, etc...)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 21:23 (twenty-three years ago)

which reminds me--hey Nabisco, I'll get your copy back of Barely Legal: Celebrity Special Edition back to you this weekend! thanks, man!

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

502 days, 8 hours, 31 minutes until the Olson Twins are legal.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

oooh... elfquest fanfiction! i found some gatchaman fanfic but i couldn't translate a lot of it.

― gygax!, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

actually i do have one crush that i am ashamed of. and i am SOOOOOOO not telling who it is.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Not a crush exactly but I decided Sam the hobbit is definitely husband material.

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

oh he soooooooo is maria.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

and that is not shameful.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

okay i am so disappointed in myself for learning that i have a secret shame that this problem needs to be rectified. i admit i was attracted to martin philipps. last year. stop laughing and pointing at me, duckling.

― noshame, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Please be mine.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1606/ElijahWood_Vespa_629250_400.jpg

― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Sleater-Kinney. You're not what you were but I'm still yours if you'll have me. I'll even learn how to play bass!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 02:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm pretty ashamed of the fact that I, like many other guys, have a thing for Winona Ryder. Yes, most of us know better. Yes, your boyfriend is lying when he says he doesn't.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 03:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Alec Baldwin

― Nellie (minna), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 03:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I suppose my earlier suggestion, Renee Zellweger, isn't really a shamefaced crush per se. I'll have to venture into names that risk discomfort and social embarrassment. So, when she's not looking too deathlike,

Tara Reid

(blushes) (hides)

I'm waiting for someone to post Xina Aguilera and watch the hounds descend.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

no, Renee Zellweger has nothing shameful going on. (well, maybe her roles, but not her)

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 07:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Ralph Fiennes

Serena and Venus Williams

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 12:21 (twenty-three years ago)

What's shameful about Tara Reid?

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/graeme.chambers/pictures/cathy/AITKG1.JPG

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Hobbits, vampires, goths, that kind of thing really...

NAFRGHARAGJRHGAJFG.

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

DV for Ralph Fiennes? Me too!

And of course, Jareth the Goblin King.

― Genevieve, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.marcogiunco.com/artisti/000156.gif

I TH!NK I 0\/\/|\|Z YUO ALL!@#!@#!@#

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

What's shameful about the Williams sisters?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/big_trouble/janeane_garofalo/trouble.jpg

― jot eff pe, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually literally really do have a major crush on Xtina Aguilerica.

Even worse, I fantasize about singing duets with her.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Exorcise this demon.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd love to sing a duet with Xtina!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Jeneane (sp?) is funny, but I never wanted to see her in a top without a bra like that.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I think she's sexy!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah janeane g is hella fine.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 23 January 2003 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Bad picture though.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 23 January 2003 03:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Amen Di.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 23 January 2003 03:39 (twenty-three years ago)

MARTIN PHILIPS!?!?!?!!!?!!?? somebody is due a teasin'

― ducklingmonster, Thursday, 23 January 2003 04:26 (twenty-three years ago)

lets not shout, i'm embarassed enuf already

― toldyou, Thursday, 23 January 2003 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

heehehhehehehehe

― ducklingmonster, Thursday, 23 January 2003 04:33 (twenty-three years ago)

i mean he's not glam enough. and his music doesn't "sound like platforms".

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 23 January 2003 04:34 (twenty-three years ago)

i have seem the light.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 23 January 2003 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

the spangly glint of lurex.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 23 January 2003 04:36 (twenty-three years ago)

oh yeah crushes must must must sound like platforms

― ducklingmonster, Thursday, 23 January 2003 04:56 (twenty-three years ago)

the world will rue the day when men stopped wearing eyeliner.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 23 January 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to send a bouquet to whoever posted that Janeane pic

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 23 January 2003 06:38 (twenty-three years ago)

oh man, i thought this thread said crust of shame

mine? er paris hilton. yeah yeah boo hiss

― zemko (bob), Thursday, 23 January 2003 09:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Crushing on Tara Reid is spectactularly shameful. She seems totally devoid of intelligence, she dresses terribly, she's skinny as a rake, she often looks like death himself, and she's in the worst movies one can imagine (save for Dr. T. and the Women which was not itself Rules of the Game). She reminds me of some of the post-sorority sisters who yell "Wooooooo!!!!" outside bars in Wrigleyville.

A rough equivalent, though not quite as shameful:

http://www.streetswing.com/histmai2/gif/1sndrad1.gif

― Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 24 January 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

(Sandra has quite a bit more flesh on her bones, I should add.)

― Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 24 January 2003 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

No crush is more shameful than the one I have on Jeff Lynne:

http://www.rockaria.com/rnrcu1.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 25 January 2003 00:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I can think of worse. Now the JT crush looks positively wholesome in comparison to the new crush of shame.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 2 February 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

CONFESS.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 2 February 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

she has a crush on conner smedley

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 2 February 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Truly I overlooked the obvious candidate.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 2 February 2003 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

It's all about the werewolves, baby.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 2 February 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Rowr?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 2 February 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

I FINALLY CONFESS AND I AM VERY ASHAMED

http://www.jonathanworth.com/view/alba01.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I was about to say, when you mentioned that on the Think Tank thread, I looked at you deeply askance.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

It's killing me. I mean, everyone knew it was true all these many, many years. I mean, how long have you known me now? Since I was like 14 or 15. It was true then, it's true now, and I wish I was dead.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Ms. Hoover from The Simpsons. Crush of shame cuz...

A) she's a cartoon
B) she's a fuckin cartoon!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw, fret not, dear Ally -- but be prepared for Nicole's bafflement. At least you're crushing on the earlier version rather than the current one (uh, I hope).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

But ALLY!!! He is SATAN!!!

― kate, Friday, 9 May 2003 13:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's one of the worst crushes I've ever heard of. Even compared to mine, seriously.

But it would be great if Ally had an affair with Damon, and then proceeded to ruin his life and take all his money, etc.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Xtina has 'Xtina' tattooed on the back of her neck.

hott.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

That would be a glorious vengeance on him!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.slap-shot.com/DenisCast.jpg

You do that, you go to the box, you know, two minutes by yourself. And you feel shame, you know.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I bet I could change Damon!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 9 May 2003 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

with an axe?

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 9 May 2003 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow - finally my stunning resemblance to Damon can be put to good use.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 9 May 2003 14:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Damon Albarn? At least you don't have to be intimidated by his intelligence.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 9 May 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoa, is Damon a crush to be ashamed of? I never knew. Count me in on being swept away by pretty brit boys. I have crushes on Damon, Jarvis, Neil Tennant and Neil Codling (from Suede), Brett... I could go on.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 9 May 2003 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I even saw Disturbing Behavior in the theater:

http://www.gotterdammerung.org/human-beauty/katie-holmes.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 May 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

(I'm also disturbed that the first page of "Katie Holmes" on Google Images contains fake pr0n.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 May 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah...me too....terribly disturbed

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, but Ally, have you seen Damon's new look?

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/alexei.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 9 May 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

i like. the mussolini look, very much.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 9 May 2003 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.nikita.webz.cz/pic/operations4.jpg

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 May 2003 00:53 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.nikita.webz.cz/pic/birkoff2.jpg

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 May 2003 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.nikita.webz.cz/pic/madeline4.jpg

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 May 2003 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.theargonath.cc/pictures/tttcards/grima.jpg

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 May 2003 00:56 (twenty-three years ago)

and the lovely lady in the centre here:

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1113380/SororityBoys-photo_06.jpg

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 May 2003 00:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Damon is better looking than Debbie

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 10 May 2003 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Morten Harket, especially when he was younger and victim of the eighties hairstyles
http://www.music.kharkiv.com/harket/en/Morten12a.jpg

― liz! (liz!), Saturday, 10 May 2003 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

oh he was so girly and luscious.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 May 2003 01:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.music.kharkiv.com/harket/en/Morten232a.jpg
he is wonderful!

― liz! (liz!), Saturday, 10 May 2003 01:35 (twenty-three years ago)

this will not end

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 May 2003 01:43 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.brela-net.de/biographien/foto_harket.jpg

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 May 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.music.kharkiv.com/harket/images/Morten419a.jpg

― liz! (liz!), Saturday, 10 May 2003 01:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that the Old Navy guy?

― Dan I., Saturday, 10 May 2003 02:14 (twenty-three years ago)

you have hurt me deeply, Dan. I. Deeply.

― liz! (liz!), Saturday, 10 May 2003 02:17 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.apeculture.com/h03.jpg

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/sonicnet/assetmedia/bands/images/1556_8196.jpg

http://koti.welho.com/tkuusio/Kuvia/aha/aha_k.jpg

that should do.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 May 2003 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

words cannot describe how happy I am that no one has said Vincent Gallo, who is the MOST SHAMEFUL SHAMEY SHAME-SHAME-SHAME-SHAMEONYOUIFYOUCAN'TDANCETOO possible crush in all of humanity. that is all.

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 10 May 2003 07:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Vincent Gallo: World's Greatest Humang

Ally Albarn.

(Nicole: I'm not sure JT is brain dead, he's always came across as quite canny and mature-intelligent when I've heard him speak. (Britney-fellatio-radioplay incident aside)).

Xtina is a crush of SHAME?!

I can't think of any crushes that would be actually shameful (other than Albarn, of course.)

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 10 May 2003 09:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally Albarn.

It actually does roll off the tongue well.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 May 2003 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally rolls off the tongue well?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 10 May 2003 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I like Vincent Gallo. I will never forgive Andy B for not pointing him out to me when we supposedly crossed paths upon leaving Do Hwa on Ist Avenue.

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 10 May 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

As for my crush of shame, NCY Police Commissioner Ray Kelly. I think I may have gone off him a bit by now though.

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/US/08/19/mckinsey.report/story.raymond.kelly.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 10 May 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

oh lordy, now i am addicted to smallville. all because of this guy:http://www.iansomerhalder.net/020.jpg

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 May 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Is he OK?

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 11 May 2003 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Count me in on being swept away by pretty brit boys.

Yeah, but Albarn definitely is not! Especially not now...

To me, there has always been something very creepy and disturbing about his looks. Like a serial killer or something.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 11 May 2003 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Damon Albarn: creepy?

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005Q6BR.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 May 2003 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

john cage, and morton feldman's glasses.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 11 May 2003 12:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Like a serial killer or something.

His inevitable Talking Heads cover will take on a whole new air.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 May 2003 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

He probably eats babies! And I'm postive he has a giant Seal of Tsathoggua somewhere in his household that opens the gateway to the evil dimension that spawned him.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 11 May 2003 13:08 (twenty-three years ago)

!! Nicole's secret life as the publisher of Arkham House revealed!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 May 2003 13:09 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/ap/2002/mar/Hinrichdodd316.jpg

Emo ballers, yum.

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 11 May 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

The phrase 'emo baller' just makes me think of that Dashboard Confessional guy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 May 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm upset my "Damon Albarn looks a LOT like MJ on the cover of Invincible" joke didn't go down better. Hmph.

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 May 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't worry Cozen, he totally does. He's just a lot less normal than MJ.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 11 May 2003 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/cowboyjoel.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 12 May 2003 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Record cover stars who resemble Damon Albarn - JtN/The Pinefox to thread...

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 12 May 2003 09:53 (twenty-three years ago)

This is about as shameful as it gets:

http://www.handsomehughjackman.com/images/artwork/wolverine.jpg

My excuse is, he looks a bit like HSA. Really. ;-)

― kate, Monday, 12 May 2003 10:17 (twenty-three years ago)

There is nothing shameful about Jackman/Wolverine! He is dreamy.

But there is something shameful about having a crush on the kid who plays Pyro. What is he, 18 or something? I am a pervertalist.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 12 May 2003 11:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate, everyone fancies Hugh Jackman as Wolverine!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 12 May 2003 11:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I am wondering if it would be pathetic to replace my Spacemen 3 wallpaper with Wolverine wallpaper. But then everyone would think that I was a comics geek when I'm NOT!!! I'm a spacerock geek!

Pyro was quite cute, yes. But he was also 12. These things are not mutually exclusive. HSA and I watched Castrovalva the other day, and I had been perving over Adrick because I was 13 the first time I saw him, and remembered him as being well cute. But then we watched it, and HSA was teasing me "When did you start perving over 15 year old boys?" And I was all "NOOOOO!!! He was older the last time I watched this!!! (and the plot was less crap when I was 13, too!)"

― kate, Monday, 12 May 2003 12:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay, I just looked up Aaron Stanford's (Pyro) age and he is 26. I don't feel so bad now.

But I guess should still feel quite terrible about Justin Timberlake.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 12 May 2003 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate, everyone fancies Hugh Jackman as Wolverine!

Not I. Sideburns, yugh! *is hit with sticks*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 May 2003 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

You're just jealous 'cause he's hairier than you.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Man, he's so fucking hot.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

You're just jealous 'cause he's hairier than you.

This is a bit like someone accusing me of being jealous of Eminem because his MC skills are better than mine. Objectively true but you have no idea how little I care. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

here we go with the sideburns crap again.....

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned, is it because you're jealous that you're not the one who gets to play Peter Allen?

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

My extremely shameful crush of shame = Lisa Marie Presley. I mean for fuck's sake! (she is hott though, and her voice is totally sexy!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Ray Romano's wife on Everybody Loves Raymond, Patty Heaton.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Sideburns = K-ROWR!!! I wonder if I could persuade HSA to shape his beard into Wolverine sideburns... hrmmmm...

― kate, Monday, 12 May 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

im shaping my sideburns into Harry Shearer Folksmen beard.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

You should wear a blonde wig over it.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.allabouthugh.com/images/loganfake1.jpg

― kate, Monday, 12 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I totally thought Pyro was badass and roooowrrrr. But I also fancy Daniel Radcliffe and Christian Bale when he was in Empire of the Sun. But for the last one I was like 12 at the time so that doesn't matter.

Others: Kevin Kline, John Malkovich, and as I've mentioned, Shane McGowan.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Funny thing is, there are photos of the actor that plays Wolverine where he has short hair and no sideburns, and he's totally Not. Hot. At. All.

Which only goes to show the power of facial hair...

― kate, Monday, 12 May 2003 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate,Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) is also in the craptastic Kate and Leopold and that Roma-comedy w/ Ashley Judd. Both craptastic, so of course I've seen them both.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

So have I. They are indeed craptastic, but Jackman is still k-rowr.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned, is it because you're jealous that you're not the one who gets to play Peter Allen?

Why on earth would I want to play him? Creepy!

You should wear a blonde wig over it.

Heh heh heh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry Ned, you just struck me as being on a Peter Allen kick.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Nah, I don't see the appeal. I remember a very strange Solid Gold appearance he did, some very odd little dance. He was happy, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Have I owned up on this thread? Female: Bo Derek. Male: Jon Bon Jovi. Both terrible and talentless but I drool.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 12 May 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Now this is bugging me -- who was I talking about Peter Allen with on aim? Now that the most likely suspect has begged off, I have no idea.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 12 May 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Somebody not me who knows more about Peter Allen than two or three trivia facts to thread!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 May 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I [heart] Vincent Gallo. And Helena Bonham-Carter. And yes, I'm appropriately ashamed of myself for drooling over persons whom I have never met.

― mouse, Monday, 12 May 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Christian Bale from newsies. Anyone remember that? Really I'm only slightly ashamed ...lots of male dancers (ballet-ish) in turn of the century dirty boy dress. I think crushes on Lex, Katie Holmes, Winona, Elijah Wood should be shameless and condoned, as I harbor them.

― nora (nora), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 04:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Shameful because Newsies is a Disney movie.

― nora (nora), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 04:46 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

Elizabeth Rohm.

god she's awful.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a crush on Richard Nixon when I was ten or so. I'd steal my brother's history book and flip through the pages and get all weirdly giddy when it hit the seventies.

I am NOT making this up. In fact, I think I've said this elsewhere on ILx.

It's over now. Really.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, who hasn't had a crush on Richard Nixon?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/152/501473.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

These two. I hope.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i was expecting the poster for 'Dick'

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/ny4/heartofgold/_borders/Neil2a.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i've never had a crush of richard nixon. but i sort of still have a crush on helen clark.

http://www.rotoruanz.com/rotoruanz/password/about_rotorua/about_new_zealand/images/helen_clark.jpg

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

gff, I hope ms rohm guests in LOTS and LOTS of season 2 angel episodes so you enjoy the dvds that much more when I get them and watch them in one long ceaseless day.

― Josh (Josh), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Kenny Roger's Greatest Hits" album before I went to bed. But that was before I turned ten. It still makes me shudder, though.

I kinda got it bad for that CNN newscaster Bill H*mmer. And am completely and madly in lust with Headline News' Rudi Bakhtiar.

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/images/bakhtiar.rudi.jpg

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

:( I am predictable?

http://www.dallasobserver.com/issues/13832/1/image.gif

No?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but it's sweet and endearing, honey *grin*

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...

i just stubbed my toe really badly running to the television because the hot verizon guy was on.... :(

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 7 February 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

haha phil yr busted.
I have been laughed at by many people for this, but:
http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1999/oct/10-04-99/photos/illena.gif

― Begs2Differ, Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

these two, too:
http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/photosearch/Previews/PLX071796.jpg

― Begs2Differ, Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

You are Ned Raggett, and I claim my $5.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 February 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i have 2 crushes of shame how greedy lol and naughty coz im married

― Emma williams (Emma williams), Saturday, 7 February 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

to welshdragon1?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 7 February 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, 2 welshdragon1?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 7 February 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I am NOT Ned Raggett. I used that $5 to purchase a used copy of T.Rex's Futuristic Dragon demos.

― Begs2Differ, Saturday, 7 February 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I have been laughed at by many people for this, but:

Many people are stupid

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! "the hot verizon guy". Phil you are funny!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I know that this is fast becoming a cliche now, but if we're going to be crass about it - every time I see this picture, I lose my shit.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00003CXMP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

still.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Although, the SFU thread reminded me that there's nothing shameful about

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/hbo/six_feet_under_photos/lauren_ambrose/under3.jpg

http://www.showcase.ca/sixfeetunder/images/characters/clare_big.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was a youngster, I thought this man was the sexiest, most bad-ass piece of ass on earth

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200_web/drp000/p015/p01559tjcy8.jpg

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 8 February 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

cmon kirsten dunst is no longer an object of shame, she's wildly attractive

― amateur!st (amateurist), Sunday, 8 February 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Best voice evar.
-- Aaron A. (__...), January 21st, 2003.

Hey, Scarlett J. is someone I definitely WOULDN'T be ashamed of.
For me, it would be Natalie Portman, 'cuz I really DO hate that bitch. Yet, I can't help but finding her...well, appealing to the eye.

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! "the hot verizon guy". Phil you are funny!

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Um...Tara Reid. There, I said it. YOU HAPPY NOW?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Emily Watson

It doesn't really get more freakin' obvious

― pete s, Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...

Seeing Fern Britton on "Room 101" last night, there really is something about her...

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Aw yeah, Ferns a cutie, if I was a guy in need of mothering and heaving bosoms I guess I'd hanker after her nursery nurse style of interaction myself.

― Rumpington Lane, Monday, 10 January 2005 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

This is taking a lot of guts but I soooo need to get it off my chest.

Judge John Deed.

The old man. Who plays a judge. On BBC1.

I think I have a problem.

― Rumpington Lane, Monday, 10 January 2005 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The creepier and more assholish his character on LOST gets, the more I think he is the rowr:
http://www.model-max.com/models/ian_somerhalder/headshot.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 January 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

jeremy paxman.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 10 January 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

that janeane garofalo pic up there is truly heinous.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 10 January 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

for a split second i thought lauren wrote 'jeremy piven'.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 10 January 2005 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

jeremy piven is at least more in my age group.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 10 January 2005 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeremy Paxman. He of the inquisitive nose?

I have discovered my judge has a name. Martin Shaw. Quite a young mans name for such an old body.

― Rumpington Lane, Monday, 10 January 2005 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, I recently watched Rules of Attraction again for the first time since the first time, and realize that Ian Somerhalder's character is pretty much the only one in the whole movie that doesn't piss me off.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 January 2005 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Dunno if my awful David Walliams crush would count.

― leigh (leigh), Monday, 10 January 2005 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i like the way mr. paxman handles those uppity students on university challenge.

david walliams was in the mirror's gossip section this weekend for having a try at all of girls aloud.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 10 January 2005 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Blimey, he certainly doesn't seem to go for classy burds.

― leigh (leigh), Monday, 10 January 2005 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently he's a bit 'kinky' if the News of the World's anything to go by, and such a fine upstanding newspaper must be right.

― Rumpington Lane, Monday, 10 January 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

David Walliams that is, not Jeremy Paxman though it's an interesting thought.

― Rumpington Lane, Monday, 10 January 2005 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, lauren.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 10 January 2005 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 10 January 2005 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to think Paxo was dishy,he's looking a bit old now though.

― leigh (leigh), Monday, 10 January 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The years are defo taking their toll on him, yeah.

But you know, the older the fiddle the better the tune and all that.

I've been becoming increasingly interested in Danny Moon (Eastenders). My hormones are obviously running amok.

― Rumpington Lane, Monday, 10 January 2005 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

mine, too. the new moon brothers are fit.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 10 January 2005 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't watch Eastenders so i've not seen him yet. Goran Visnijc was looking pretty hot in ER last night.

― leigh (leigh), Monday, 10 January 2005 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate Beckinsale as Ava Gardner!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 January 2005 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I just reread this whole thing and none of you have yet to beat my high school best friend, who had a massive hard on for KATO KAELIN.

― Allyzay Needs Legs More (allyzay), Monday, 10 January 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Danny Moon the guy who was in The Office? Or the other one?

My crushes of shame:

http://www.a-s-charmed.de/bilder/news/2003/11/30/duncan_james.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/frasier_luver/Pierce29.jpg
(not this picture especially, mind you)

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/joosvalgaerenPA.JPG

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, whoever said Joaquin Phoenix, oh, yes. Just watched Buffalo Soldiers the other night, and, er, yes. Is it that shameful though?

http://www.moviemaze.de/celebs/0034/main.jpg

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

jeremy piven

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man, phil, that's pretty bad.

A friend of mine used to jerk off to QVC.

― C0L1N B--KETT, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I hear JP's in a Broadway play??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I think it's the new Neil LaBute.

― C0L1N B--KETT, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

(or maybe just something else John Lahr reviewed that I have no intention of seeing)

― C0L1N B--KETT, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man, phil, that's pretty bad.

really? is he considered ugly? i think hes hottt... even in "old school". oh wow, im going to go put that dvd in now

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I don't know if he's that ugly, he's just extremely lame. Like a poor-man's Chevy Chase circa-Funny Farm.

― C0L1N B--KETT, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

its not that im interested at all in him as a 'personality'. only for his cute face and hot bod, of course

(your friend jerks off to a home shopping show?)

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, to the hosts, not the products.

― C0L1N B--KETT, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

grown-up Winnie Cooper

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

'80s-era Corey Hart. (My old crush on him from 1995 is reawakening.)
Ted Allen from "Queer Eye". (I think part of the idea of celebrity crushes is that they're going to be unavailable ANYWAY, so....)
I third or fourth the aforementioned Joaquin Phoenix mentions. (He's just so tasty.)

I think that's about it.

― Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)

paul krugman, though i am fairly sure i have confessed this before, has replaced mr. richard dreyfuss as my most lusted after man. i want to teach him about supply and demand!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 07:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200403/r17225_42297.jpg

this guy?

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i scored 175 on university challenge last night. i need to pose as a student, get on to the show, and wow mr.paxman with my intellect.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

He totally chatted up my friend Deirdre when she was on our college team the year before me, so it might help if you pretend to be from a teeny Irish island in Galway.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"WRONG AGAIN MISS PODIS"

― Paxman (Ronan), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently he's a bit 'kinky' if the News of the World's anything to go by, and such a fine upstanding newspaper must be right.

David Walliams that is, not Jeremy Paxman though it's an interesting thought.

Have you read the Paxman/Portillo slashfic story? I found that the amount I enjoyed it was ... well, worrying.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ryan from the OC. You can't tell ANYONE

― Nellie (nellskies), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

annabel giles! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

― lucifer, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

jessica simpson

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

delia smith

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember reading somewhere that Paxo had a reputation as a bit of a ladies man at Cambridge.

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

lisa on celebrity big brother

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm gonna get in so much trouble for this, but I think my doorman is kind of hot, and he's not 'hot' at all. I'm always bummed when I come home, and he's not at the desk. What the fuck is wrong with me? I have a thing for strapping eastern european immigrants, even when they're not the least bit handsome. I've been in Chicago too long.

― k3rry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Pitt. But only in "Bully."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

K3rry, there is nothing wrong with you.
I was reminded by The Daily Show thread...
http://ladysumire.com/mancandy/Jon_Stewart.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

French socialist prime minister candidate Ségolène Royal

http://marx3838.skyblog.com/pics/441758270.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Totally dude! Major cutie.

(did you notice that her opponent looks like a cross between Kevin McDonald and Mr. Bean)

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Sorta. I was actually thinking of either Ray Wise or Richard Beymer in Twin Peaks

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Jocelyn has reminded me of my enormous crush on Jon Stewart. I am not ashamed, though.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, you're right about Beymer.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I watched Jackass 2 this week and really wanted to cuddle w/ Chris Pontius. :(

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

:( indeed.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Feel my nerdlinger shame.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

hueg

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Jason Statham, but I am not really ashamed. In fact, I expect to be watching Crank this very evening.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE JOHN HODGEMAN TOO!

Everytime Reza Aslan is on the Daily Show, a part of me swoons.

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

The John Hodgeman Mac commercials make me want to go out and buy another PC.

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

I have asked for picture to be resized or removed. Too big!

I don't know Reza Aslan. Tell you what, though, Asif Mandvi, teh yum.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh, is that the mac guy? who does the dorky commercials with "pc"?

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh duh, the pic above, the "pc"

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

omg Reza Aslan is the cutest! I feel like I must know him by some degrees of separation.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Yes! John Hodgman is on the Daily Show and also wrote a wonderfully hilarious book called: The Areas of My Expertise.

Reza Aslan is an author/prof (I think). He wrote the book, "No god but God" which I have yet to read.

http://www.levantinecenter.org/Images2006/reza_aslan.gif

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

I have never seen him. Nerdy hotness though.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

I bought that book for the library in part because I think he is hottt.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

he was super adorable and smiley the time I saw him on the daily show.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Yes! He was on twice (once for the hardcover and another time for the paperback release). He was completely adorable and totally endearing both times.

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

The book is good, though.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Reza Aslan

There is no shame in this. He's sharp and attractive and a great talk show guest.

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm not ashamed of it at all. My crushed on little old men, well, that's a different story.

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

err, my crusheS, not crushed.

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Adam Ant.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

*pssst* you reading this, i've got a crush on you!

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

My crush is shameful because it is so bloody OBVIOUS.

http://spectacle.provocateuse.com/images/spectacles/david_tennant_09.jpg

― Shoes and Shoegazeability (kate), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

mmm Ségolène Royal... Well, that's the first time I've ever found a potential Head of State attractive. Allthough I've always had a bit of a thing for older French women... It must be the chic.

(Okay, I do know that, technically, the Prime Minister isn't actually the French Head of State)

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

You don't fancy Yulia Tymoshenko? I thought everyone did.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'd never heard of her before (which shows you my awareness of global politics, I guess) But now I have...Rowr!

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

(Okay, I do know that, technically, the Prime Minister isn't actually the French Head of State)

She's running for President of the Republic, which WOULD make her Head of State.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

There is something so Star Wars about President of the Republic.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Lil' Wayne

http://hurtig.blogg.se/images/lil_20wayne_20cd_20cover_1154429696.jpg

The tats, the grill, *sigh*

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Another vote cast for Jon Stewart. (But not ashamed either. LOVE HIM.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Ben Wallace:

http://www.ben-wallace.com/images/ben-wallace-home1.gif

It's the hair. I mean, my heart still belongs to Jason Terry but I just want to play with that hair.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 26 January 2007 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

that's ok i have a ridiculous crush on rip hamilton and he has a plastic mask!

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Friday, 26 January 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

those are kind of kinky.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 26 January 2007 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

he, he. it's not even like it's a mysterious mask!
once pregame abc did this segment of rip talking about his mask and he put on all these other movie character/famous people masks and did impressions. omg cuet.

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Friday, 26 January 2007 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

Um, Reza Aslan is kinda cute. His shirt in that above photo is unfortunate, but his way stylish glasses make up for it.

Crush of shame: During last week's ice storm I pored through my copy of All The President's Men and stared at the photo of Hugh Sloan. My GOD he was a mega-hottie back in the day. I didn't know men in the early '70s could look that good! I'm disappointed he didn't end up having a son because man, his son would've had some killer looks, what with his dad being so GORGEOUS and his mom being attractive as well. I'm ashamed of attaching hormones to such a serious subject, but, yeah, well.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Friday, 26 January 2007 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

Well, if you fancy segolene, here's a little something we had in the magazines last summer (she doesn't do much to me. sure she's better looking than merkel or thatcher... but who's not !).
we're close to overdose about her and her main opponent here... and it will get worse until the elections in may (besides, she's pretty bad... and i'm willing to vote for the left... but damn, she doesn't make it easy...).

http://storage.canalblog.com/55/77/4344/6100053.jpg

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Friday, 26 January 2007 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

France24 News Anchor Catherine Galloway, there appear to be no pictures of her online.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

Waiting for the one funny sketch per episode of 'Man Stroke Woman' last night, I realised I have a CoS on Daisy Haggard.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/manstrokewoman/images/396/daisyhaggard2.jpg

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

It's the teeth that do it

― Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

OMG unless it's a different Daisy Haggard I used to play with her as a child! She's a lot younger than me but her dad's a client of my mum's and has other kids closer to my age I think.

(and why a CoS, she looks very nice?)

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

CoS because Man Stroke Woman is often pretty lame :/

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I'm truly ashamed about looking at photos like this of an underaged boy but, wow. ahem.

large and not really NSFW but perhaps a bit embarrassing

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

is this a new series of Man Stroke Woman?

new CoS = Amanda from Ugly Betty

― vita susicivus (blueski), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

Do you mean that Daniel Raclifee pic? It's from his play, Equus.

America from Betty is quite lovely. I saw her in Lords of Dogtown the other night and she's quite endowed.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

My crush of shame lost the French election. :(

― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 6 May 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

ah shit

― kingfish, Sunday, 6 May 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

Jean-Marie Le Pen?

― emil.y, Sunday, 6 May 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

My crush of shame is a dorky college freshman, whom I might actually pursue if I weren't graduating in a couple weeks. Boo.

― Maria, Monday, 7 May 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

Surely the fact that you're graduating in a couple of weeks gives you license to make a play, no? One last fling, etc.

I have no new crush of shame. Unless you count the fact that I bought a copy of Wimbledon on DVD because it has Paul Bettany in it (it is otherwise a poor film, but oh, the tennis whites) as shameful.

― accentmonkey, Monday, 7 May 2007 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.portroids.com/Y2/Jeremy%20Piven.jpg

― sunny successor, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

who's that sunny?

― Ms Misery, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

you're kidding.

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

No, I'm not. Who IS that?

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

PIVEN

― sunny successor, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

(jeremy)

― sunny successor, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

here he is with ILX's favorite freckle-face

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/07/lindsay-lohan-piven-13.jpg

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/bc/200px-Stacy_london.jpg

― gff, Saturday, 15 December 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

RIGHT THERE WITH YA BUDDY

― Dimension 5ive, Saturday, 15 December 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

except without the "shame" part -- she's hot and she wrote her college thesis on nietszche

― Dimension 5ive, Saturday, 15 December 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

Dr. Debby, who introduced Tyra Banks to the vulva puppet

― milo z, Saturday, 15 December 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

well i'm glad i'm not alone

― gff, Saturday, 15 December 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

god help me:

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/90/96/0000009096_20060920160555.jpg

― sunny successor, Monday, 24 March 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

actually, after seeing all of the shirtless pics on GIS just now, i may already be cured of this cos.

― sunny successor, Monday, 24 March 2008 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

I am no longer ashamed of my crushes. Ah, I have grown up. Maybe.

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjAwMjI3ODg1M15BMl5BanBnXkFyZXN1bWU@._V1._CR0,0,430,430_SS100_.jpg

― Laurel, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

nat rothschild :/

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/25/article-0-02389807000005DC-619_468x491.jpg

― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2008 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

haha also gulnara karimova, in a non-sexual way :/

― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

her hair is pretty fierce though

― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2008 15:52 (seventeen years ago)

you're on the right thread

― conrad, Monday, 27 October 2008 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

― baaderonixx, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m113/robertsreport/googoosha2.jpg

― baaderonixx, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

she's the uzbek paris hilton!

― lex pretend, Monday, 27 October 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

co-worker's younger sister who's rabidly anti-Obama (also has an 11-year old kid, so... no)

― sad man in him room (milo z), Sunday, 2 November 2008 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

crushes of shame include:
all young hassids in crews in union sq asking everybody if they're jewish while holding some kinda green stalk and what appears to be a butternut squash
pretty much every hare krishna
skinheads u_u

― corrie ham (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 November 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

they want you to shake it (the stalk, and maybe your ass), but only if you're jewish.

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Sunday, 2 November 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_branch_(symbol)

― gabbneb, Sunday, 2 November 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

next time im gonna say yes

― corrie ham (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 November 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

okay, so i've been walking to work lately instead of biking and so have been listening to the show that is on during this time on CBC - which is a show called Q, which is hosted by this guy:

http://www.canadadaylondon.com/listen/images/pic_jian_ghomeshi.jpg

on whom i have a shameful crush :/
he was once in a really terrible jokey band
and also, just, gah! but it's due partly to people i know who've met him telling me they have been unable to withstand his real-life crush power. eesh.

― i am not an idle hunter-gatherer, i am a scientist (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Wow so this was 5 years ago and I don't even think "Begs2differ" posts here anymore, but I gotta say that I really really feel him/her on the young Illeana Douglass thing. She's amazing in the brief scenes she's in Goodfellas, I watched it recently and described her to my friend as being "really unusual-looking, but in a way that completely appeals to me."

― 2009 Nominee, Best African (Whitey on the Moon), Monday, 5 October 2009 01:46 (sixteen years ago)

it's been forever since i've had a crush of shame but this certainly applies:

rickie-lee, australian idol co-host

― i'm the unban spaceman (electricsound), Monday, 5 October 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)

still crushing on piven tbh

― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Monday, 5 October 2009 02:05 (sixteen years ago)

jim, now that i know who that is yes, be very ashamed

― jergins, Monday, 5 October 2009 02:07 (sixteen years ago)

find me one shame crush, ppl
i need some distraction!

― tehresa, Monday, 5 October 2009 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

my crush of shame hasn't changed in MONTHS. this is getting really shameful.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2182/1737636124_c03ff20684.jpg

― ...and the wizard blew his horn (Masonic Boom), Monday, 5 October 2009 09:51 (sixteen years ago)

rpattz.
(shutupshutpshutup)

― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 5 October 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

if anyone wants me, I'll be in the back room oiling my Turk.

― ...and the wizard blew his horn (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 09:40 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

Dr. Kirsten Sanford, Ph.D.

http://www.kirstensanford.com/images/KirstenSanford.jpg

Host of "This Week in Science," neurologist, Star Wars nerd, and ravishing redhead.

I am actually not ashamed at all of this crush. I can't be the only one who nurses it.

― kenan, Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:49 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4004/4655781437_35da215808_b.jpg

OWIERK AEIJKERKLSDFJ ALJFKSDHF JKAS DSFHAJKLSF AJKSDHFJKAND FALJKSHDFJKAHSD FJKHASDJKFH JHJKHFAJKDFH

Not even particularly shameful apart from, well, knowing what he looks like naked.

― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Monday, 31 May 2010 15:00 (sixteen years ago)

Looks like he's been to the same barber as Kevin Shields...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2010/4/13/1271170797821/chris-cunningham-001.jpg

― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 13:13 (sixteen years ago)

He looks like a sad, old Andrew W.k.

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

let's not party so hard this time

― i don't always play indie, but when i do, i prefer xx (m bison), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 00:16 (sixteen years ago)

I hate you both. (so much! right! now! since I'm still on a Kelis tip)

He is beeeeeeaaaaaauuuuuuuuu-tiful.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/110/253704931_00d9819f0f_o.jpg

Just bless him little IDM nipples.

(I wish I could find the pic of him and Richard 69-ing one another but the site has taken it offline. ::sadface::)

― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 09:29 (sixteen years ago)

It's not my imagination. I KNEW this picture existed. It was burned indelibly on mine own retinas from the first time I saw it.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4023/4663354142_f092a6d20f_o.jpg

And now it's burned into yours, too. :-P

― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 13:21 (sixteen years ago)

Now that's how you Party Hard!

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

But Andrew WK has, like, 4 times the body and muscle mass of Richard D James and Chris Cunningham put together!

You could fit the entirety of Chris Cunningham's skinny little pale british chest inside one of Andrew WK's biceps.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4030/4655781451_968ef31c8d_b.jpg

For comparisons sake (not crushing, he is far too over muscled)

http://i32.tinypic.com/t9cbwj.jpg

― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

(That said, if Richard D James and Chris Cunningham had a baby and raised it on a diet of steroids and lard, it'd probably look a lot like AWK.)

― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

Now I feel deeply shameful. Thank you, Abbot, for getting me into the correct frame of reference for this thread. ;-)

― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

AWK once had a spread in Blender magazine about how to gain weight/bulk up! He's changed a look in a lot of ways in the past 3 years or so...sometimes in ways that give me...feelings. Feelings I'm not sure I want?

http://faggutz.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/andrewwk_2008_2.jpg
http://www.andrewwk.com/cms/data/pictures_images/p_1091.jpg
http://www.andrewwk.com/cms/data/pictures_images/p_1089.jpg

Not really a crush, though.

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

Only one of those pics displays for me (the top one) but it is enough to communicate the disturbing and heretofore unknown information that I might want to fuck Andrew WK.

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

I know! It's giving me some cognitive dissonance.

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

Thankfully I can just look at that picture of Cunningham in the fuzzy bathrobe with the shameful facial hair, like he's some kind of awful gnome you might find in your hotel bed, and run screaming from the room and possibly file a lawsuit, and all my urges to do anything to anyone subside.

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

AWK can be really really hot. And really not. It's so odd. Always pretty awesome though.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

He looks like Jimmy Fallon fantasizing about himself.

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, that top pic of AWK actually gave me pause in a "hrrrmmm, I might think about it.." sort of way*.

Like, most of the time he's just muscle bound and bleeding and not very attractive but every now and then he manages to look really pretty. (Usually it's a case of not seeing his upper arms which, frankly, terrify me.)

*except then I just drew him and stuck a beard on him and turned him into Chris Cunningham so I felt A-OK about it all again.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2772/4294261098_531f448120_o.jpg

I don't understand how anyone can, just, like, look at Chris Cunningham, and not be slain with abject lust. He is so unbelievably beautiful, just the shape of his face, like a Renaissance angel. OK, if you watch his films, he's sick, perverted and deeply twisted. But I kinda like that in a man.

― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:26 (sixteen years ago)

In the grass now? Hippie.

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

Nothing like a roll in the hay with an experimental film maker/sound artist.

― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2010/4/13/1271170797821/chris-cunningham-001.jpg

I like this pic a lot. He is having one of those rare moments where he wonders what his grandmother would think of all this freaky business he's tied up in, and it gives him pause.

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2010/4/13/1271170797821/chris-cunningham-001.jpg

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:37 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks to the terrible power of ~~topless pictures~~ ~~deciding to finish off a bottle of vodka before dinner~~ this thread I have had bad thoughts about Chris Cunningham AND Andrew WK within the space of 30 seconds.

I have a shameful televisual crush but after people have posted pictures of actual shirtless hotties I don't think I will dampen everyone else's lust by adding pasty nerds of the babyfaced-but-balding variety which seems to be my, uh, type. Siiiigh.

― atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

Nah. If you read the accompanying interview, what he is really thinking is "mmmmmmm... I like trains... I like the weird electronic hum they make as they pick up speed... and the whooshy noises as they go by..."

Which is, like, the most adorable thing ever. (Says someone who has never ever spent the afternoon in a tube station trying to record the sound that the tube makes when it accelerates oh no not me, never.)

x-post BAD THOUGHTS ABOUT CHRIS CUNNINGHAM ARE THE BEST THOUGHTS EVAH

― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

(Thing is, if you look at both the topless pic and the pic of him in the hat, but ESPECIALLY the topless pic, you realise that CC's fingers's are actually unbelievably INCREDIBLY long, like, ridiculously almost ET long. And I find long, narrow fingers just unbelievably hott on a man.)

((I mean, just LOOKIT the ring finger he's playing with in the topless pic. It's HUGELY long.)

― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.theselby.com/8_04_08_krysten_ritter/images/8_4_08_krysten_ritter767.jpg

Krysten Ritter

― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

I think that's a mannequin.

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

Yes, this is the thread where I make fun of other people's crushes. Sorry, I'll stop. :)

― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

She's on 'Gravity' a slightly flawed show on Starz that I started watching ditractedly the other day 'cause of the gf and stayed w/'cause she's so cute.

― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

Another side of the above mentioned K.R., somewhat disturbingly captioned "...is a shopaholic":

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2008/10/ritter-shopaholic/krysten-ritter-confessions-of-a-shopaholic-03.jpg

― Aimless, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

He is turning strangely hobbit-like as he ages... (ages.. sheesh, he's the same age as me!)

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4057/4550760752_d4564cdb8a.jpg

― Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

Aimless, her character on 'Gravity' is not so much a shopaholic as very stylish. I can't say as much about her 'cause I know absolutley nothing about her.

― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

My crush of shame is...Michelle Rodriguez. She is always in the shittiest movies.

http://www.sitiosargentina.com.ar/imagenes-2009/michelle-rodriguez-.jpg

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 21:45 (sixteen years ago)

I do love Rodriguez, but i ain't ashamed about it.
is there a crush of not ashamed?

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

there's a whole thread for it, actually!

RE: AWK, I feel the need to share, again, the fact that he engaged in a 1.5 hour shit session in our stores only bathroom, when I really needed to use it, after an autograph session at a store where I used to work. The dude is totally lovable

― fuck it we're going to Applebee's® (Z S), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 23:50 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Thursday, 3 June 2010 01:14 (sixteen years ago)

My crush of shame is...Michelle Rodriguez. She is always in the shittiest movies.

there is nothing shameful about this crush. besides, isn't she in machete, already recognized as the greatest movie ever made?

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 3 June 2010 02:48 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

Niki Ashton:
http://nikiashton.ndp.ca/

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

cmon, the ndp never hurt anyone

― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, well yeah, I usually vote for them. And she's smart and accomplished so she's not shameful in the same way as some of the other examples here. It just seemed a little silly to have an MP crush. Plus, she seems so sweet and innocent.

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)

no shame in it, but Kat Denning, totally

― Remedial Thug Motivation (San Te), Thursday, 23 September 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

where are all the porn stars?

― Zeno, Thursday, 23 September 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

this is crush, not 'favorite wank stimulant'

― Remedial Thug Motivation (San Te), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

krysten ritter is a crush of shame? what a world

― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 23 September 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

I had a public figure once have a crush on me, like anyone really wants that. Someone who doesn't make a lot of money normally feels like a prostitute in such a situation. Please stick to your own industry next time you want a date.

― open ass, insert dome (u s steel), Monday, 27 December 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

name names imo

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 27 December 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

ppl there is absolutely nothing shameful about crushing on krysten ritter

― jerkstore cowboy (Pillbox), Monday, 27 December 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

(That said, if Richard D James and Chris Cunningham had a baby and raised it on a diet of steroids and lard, it'd probably look a lot like AWK.)

This is, fortunately, not actually true:

http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/0322fd200b6298a628441f8396077b08/0/39279215/Chris-Cunningham-006-jpg--AphexTwinSmile-jpg.jpeg

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/c290c849c8e24d8dbddd79278243a84c/l.jpg

Bettina Inclan, Republican National Committee's director of Hispanic outreach.

― Dan I., Sunday, 12 February 2012 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7069/6787149496_48bec98ee5_b.jpg

― "HUH?" (admrl), Sunday, 26 February 2012 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

This feels like a really 2004 crush to be having right now.

http://static.tumblr.com/8ad8c2ea035b22591452ded242e78544/uz5sd8y/kPFmuvn82/tumblr_static_tumblr_lywknjb6wl1qzpuwx.gif

What even are you.

― my stories are boring and stuff (Branwell Bell), Friday, 7 March 2014 10:00 (twelve years ago)

The American Menswe@r, to be honest.

― my stories are boring and stuff (Branwell Bell), Friday, 7 March 2014 10:00 (twelve years ago)

six years pass...

...and the wizard blew his horn (Masonic Boom), Monday, October 5, 2009 10:51 AM (ten years ago)

That's not the Sea Of Tranquility youtube guy, is it?

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

God no, hahaha, that was Erol Alkan (probably screaming "if you're not on the list, you're not coming in!") - wow that was an ancient crush. He is still scared of me, to this day, on account of the whole ~wingspan measuring incident~.

― Extractor Fan (Branwell with an N), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 18:37 (five years ago)

one month passes...

I don't know how on earth I neglected to ask but what is the "wingspan measuring incident"?

I don't feel guilty about the following but some people probably think I should.

I've heard Sheryl Sandberg is a bit censory but I think she's a dream mummy.

Abigail Shapiro, Priti Patel.

This one is a fictional character but I'm in love with this creepy girl. I remember Sophie Wu from Fresh Meat (I liked her back then too) but I didn't know she was in the Kick Ass films.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFj9er5GNso

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 24 October 2020 17:50 (five years ago)

when you go for shameful, you don't hold back

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 24 October 2020 17:55 (five years ago)

I don't know if I could feel shame for fancying anyone.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 24 October 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

eleven months pass...

Susie on Curb Your Enthusiasm

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 05:12 (four years ago)

four years pass...

markwayne mullin

― map, Friday, 6 March 2026 23:02 (three months ago)

Susie on Curb Your Enthusiasm

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, September 29, 2021 12:12 AM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink

one of the funniest scenes in the entire show was about this

― frogbs, Friday, 6 March 2026 23:11 (three months ago)

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