S/D: Sports Movies!

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Bull Durham. Brian's Song. Field of Dreams. Unnecessary Roughness. 8 Men Out. Rudy. The Longest Yard. A League of Their Own. The Replacements. The Bad News Bears. Space Jam. White Men Can't Jump. He Got Game. Etc. WHO'S CUISINE REIGNS SUPREME? As a related tangent, which sport has lent itself best to film?

The definite destroy: Tin Cup. Also, most movies that star athletes, sports-related or not, suck. See: Space Jam, Kazaam.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my god, I forgot about Mystery Alaska, The Cutting Edge, and Chariots of Fire. I am shamed.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:22 (twenty-three years ago)

slap shots!

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Tin Cup is only 1 u mentionned dat i've seen. I'd suggest narrowing it down to golf movies but dat wd b rude.

naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:24 (twenty-three years ago)

The Mighty Ducks!

Another question: which sports movie is most likely to make the typical North American male tear up - Rudy, Brian's Song, or Field of Dreams?

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Does The Marathon Man count?

naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:26 (twenty-three years ago)

If we narrowed to golf movies, our only choices would be Happy Gilmore and Tin Cup! Those are terrible!

Though neither are bad as Days of Thunder. That's a terrible movie.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:26 (twenty-three years ago)

would rollerball and death race 2000 also count as sports films?

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:28 (twenty-three years ago)

No more deviations after this 1 but, non-sports movies dat incorporate substantially: Strangers On A Train kicks everything's ass in dat deptartment.

naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd say baseball has lent itself to the best movies, but I don't know how much that's affected by my liking baseball better than other sports ... it's not like many sports movies actually, for better or worse, have much in common with what makes the sport itself popular, though. (I'm fairly sure that sentence makes sense, but if not, it's cause I have a fever.)

Of the listed ones: I like Field of Dreams and Bull Durham best, despite not especially liking Kevin Costner. (He's probably perfect casting for FoD, though, but only because of the ways it's changed from the short story/book.)

Bad News Bears gets a nostalgia vote. And it's a lot less Disneyfied than most kids' sports movies.

I was surprised by how much I liked The Replacements -- and a little less surprised that I didn't like Any Given Sunday, which came out close to the same time, much at all.

Baseball movies: Search Major League, destroy sequels. Destroy Summer Catch, Babe. Search The Natural (again, not quite the same as the book), Damn Yankees. Search Meet John Doe and Brewster's Millions for Movies That Aren't About Sports But Have Baseball Players As Protagonists.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:29 (twenty-three years ago)

MOST. VALUABLE. PRIMATE.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I was surprised by the Replacements too. It was quite enjoyable, if ridiculous.

Kevin Costner: why is he in so many sports movies?

And jess brings in the point of animal sports films. What about the one with the mule on the football team? Wasn't Johnny Unitas in one of those? What the hell? And there's always things like Like Mike to deal with...

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Costner is in so many either because he's so Classic Hollywood looking, in that Midwestern/Gary Cooper kind of way, or because he was in Bull Durham and Field of Dreams, and it just spiralled from there. (Did he have any hugely successful roles before or between those? Big Chill doesn't count.)

Also, he's pretty bland, and doesn't have any one role he's so strongly associated with that people'll go, "Yeah, I thought the movie was all right, but I couldn't look at Costner without thinking of him in A Perfect World."

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought that Bull Durham/Field of Dreams are the ones he was strongly associated with, which might explain the subsequent casting decisions?

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I kind of contradicted myself there ... I mean, he's associated strongly with the movies, I imagine, but with the roles themselves? Ray in Field of Dreams doesn't seem distinctive enough for people to joke about Costner in some other movie, reacting like Ray, the way they can talk about Ray Liotta playing Shoeless Joe as a gangster.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Well see, there is the contradiction. Costner is just as much of a limited actor as Liotta. Ray IS Kevin Costner, just like Joe Jackson IS Liotta - but Joe Jackson was a real, famous person while Ray Kinsella really isn't. So it's easier to point out that Shoeless Joe is being portrayed as some sort of sub-Sinatra figure than to say that Costner is playing Ray wrong.

So basically it just boils down to the fact that the movie was cast with rangeless actors. Give them the right roles and they're really good (Costner in Bull Durham, Liotta in GoodFellas) but they're still just playing themselves.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Come to think of it, even Burt Lancaster (Doc/Moonlight/Archie) isn't exactly known for his range. Now I want to see the movie again, dammit, with this in mind.

I really, really wish they'd been able to make the movie with John Steinbeck instead of Terrence Mann, so we could talk about the weirdness of trying to imagine Darth Vader writing Catcher in the Rye.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 04:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Alright, I have to do it. It'd be especially weird since Steinbeck didn't write Catcher in the Rye ;)

Which movie has more people who kind of play themselves all the time: GoodFellas or Field of Dreams? Or Henry V - I like to imagine Kenneth Branaugh always acts like a Shakespearean.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Search: Those Glory, Glory Days (Matt DC to thread)
Bull Durham, Major League, A League of Their Own
Chariots of Fire
Better Off Dead
National Velvet

Destroy: Best in Show


felicity (felicity), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah. Steinbeck wrote the other book I didn't read for the English class where I didn't read Catcher in the Rye. Dammit.

SALINGER! Salinger wrote Catcher in the Rye. They're both J.S.'s. But now I can't remember which one was in Shoeless Joe.

My high school English teacher has just rescinded my diploma, I'm sure.

Which movie has more people who kind of play themselves all the time: GoodFellas or Field of Dreams? Or Henry V - I like to imagine Kenneth Branaugh always acts like a Shakespearean.

I think FoD should win because it has the most variety of people playing themselves, or at least playing barely-there bland people. The Goodfellas guys are all playing themselves, but they're all similar enough that if one guy broke a leg in some movie, the producers could try to get one of the others to fill in for em -- but James Earl Jones will never, ever take over a role for Kevin Costner (and not just because of the race thing).

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

does The Black Stallion count?

Though neither are bad as Days of Thunder. That's a terrible movie.

!!! Terrible in the best way! And Duvall is great, as usual.

even Burt Lancaster (Doc/Moonlight/Archie) isn't exactly known for his range

?!?!?!?!!!

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

even Burt Lancaster (Doc/Moonlight/Archie) isn't exactly known for his range

?!?!?!?!!!

It doesn't make him a bad actor. MOST actors working under the studio system weren't known for their range -- the studios didn't want them to have range.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I like Best in Show! Also: Hoosiers!

J.D. Salinger was the writer. You had the right book, wrong name. It's ok. I think they're both crap, so it's no difference to me. But Terrence Mann is meant to be J.D. Salinger...

It was just on TV tonight by the way, which is what started up my discussions of sports movies. That and The Cutting Edge, which stars DB Sweeney, and it reminded me of 8 Men OUt.

And I agree with that last point - having limited range isn't necessarily something that makes them bad actors. I mean, think of John Wayne. Or DeNiro! I keep saying this and everyone gets pissed off at me, especially living in NYC. I'm not saying he's not fantastic but really, could you imagine Robert DeNiro playing Indiana Jones or something?

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:13 (twenty-three years ago)

everyone here has forgotten Hoosiers ... which might be a good thing?

(x-post with Ally)

Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Search: He Got Game, just to make up for my weird mixing-of-the-canon goof.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Does anyone remember that movie about yachting that starred Jennifer Grey?

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:17 (twenty-three years ago)

J.D. Salinger was the writer. You had the right book, wrong name. It's ok. I think they're both crap, so it's no difference to me. But Terrence Mann is meant to be J.D. Salinger...

I've always wondered to what extent that's true. I wish I still had my notes from my "Baseball and Myth" class (best class ever) when we discussed the differences between the movie and the book -- there are so many, in terms of tone and ... level of cynicism ... that it's hard for me to tell if the differences between Mann and Salinger (ha!) actually make them different characters, so to speak, or are just part of the overall feel-good-ification of the movie.


Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Best in Show is briliant! You just don't know enough crazy dog show people.

Search: The Program. All animals playing sports movies. Cool Runnings. Also Youngblood! ("Wanna go, prettyboy?")
Destroy: Caddyshack

bnw (bnw), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:19 (twenty-three years ago)

wtf, you are all nuts

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:23 (twenty-three years ago)

except bnw. but even he's nuts for the caddyshack thing

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:24 (twenty-three years ago)

caddyshack is victim of a million fratheads quoting it every goddamn second.

bnw (bnw), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:25 (twenty-three years ago)

"hating a band for its fans is one of the lamest reasons ever"

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:29 (twenty-three years ago)

bnw, that is precisely why I said to destroy it!

felicity (felicity), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I do like it, actually. I just wanted people to talk about it becaue Westminster is tomorrow. And it's a bit overrated.

felicity (felicity), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, but hating a band's songs because people who can't carry a tune sing them at you constantly is just bound to happen, lame or not. It doesn't have anything to do with the band, but in the long run, that doesn't matter.

I make it a rule never to bring up Monty Python or The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy among strangers, because I never know when I'll have to sit through thirty minutes of quotes interspersed with "wasn't that the funniest?"/"no, it was funnier when ..."

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:36 (twenty-three years ago)

(jess - matos might come in here and start up about the dead again if you don't quiet down)

bnw (bnw), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:42 (twenty-three years ago)

even Burt Lancaster (Doc/Moonlight/Archie) isn't exactly known for his range

?!?!?!?!!!

It doesn't make him a bad actor. MOST actors working under the studio system weren't known for their range -- the studios didn't want them to have range.

All Movie Guide on Burt Lancaster - second sentence begins "Boasting an impressively wide range, "

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:42 (twenty-three years ago)

You can't hate Best in Show! Even if it is painfully obvious @ times & Fred Willard is just jonesin' on Joe Garagiola. And CADDYSHACK! Mental.

Didn't that yachting movie also star Matthew Modine?

Ron Shelton (Bull Durham, White Men Can't Jump) made the best sports movies. I even like Tin Cup, but that's only because I watched it for 20 minutes @ a time over the course of 10 days - were I to sit thru it, I'd go nuts, ESPECIALLY @ the end.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Just take the damn drop!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 10 February 2003 05:59 (twenty-three years ago)

You guys forgot Fear Strikes Out! Featuring Anthony Hopkins playing .. surprise, a psycho!

Actually I like the book better (movie is pretty hollywoodized). It was a great book for its time; a sports star admitting mental problems back then is tantamount to a sports star coming out today (even if the book itself is admittedly grade-school reading level). Jimmy Piersall is one of my all-time favorite favorite sports stars. The guy is a piece of work, god bless him.

In fact, Tad stole my answer. Surely Slapshot is the best sports movie evah.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 10 February 2003 06:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't hate Best in Show, I just don't think it's that funny. I walked out of Best in Show the first time and then watched the whole movie again on video later and just thought it was kind of boring. And I've actually shown my dog! (the little bitch hated it, by the way -- I fixed her wagon and never did it again) Maybe that's why. I just found it overly realistic. Real dog looneys are much funnier.

Maybe this isn't a problem internal to the film (I mean the premise is the same as Spinal Tap) as much as the band-fan phenomenon discussed above.

I mean, I like Waiting for Guffman, too, but I find some of the bits just boring or even mean, like "oh funny, Parkey Posey is a hick and she has a great idea for a new Dairy Queen product, oh hilarious, you're kiling me, thank god I'm not her." Well maybe I'm just sensitive because it's a little too close to home in both cases. I guess I'm just a hick as well as being crazy dog folk.

felicity (felicity), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I almost forgot:

Brian's Song! Yeah yeah it was made for tv. But James Caan is one of my favorite underrated actors. And Billy Dee Williams is awesome too. "I love Brian Piccolo!" What a great fuckin scene!

Personal Best Yet another groundbreaking, and largely forgotten, movie. Mariel Hemmingway, yum. WHat the hell ever happened to the Hemmingway sisters anyway??

Hoop Dreams Yes it's a documentary. Do they count? Anyway, more than lives up to the hype.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyway, search is much more fun than destroy. Has no one mentioned the genius that is The Fast and The Furious?

felicity (felicity), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:19 (twenty-three years ago)

felicity, you ain't no hick. What about Breaking Away? My parents were always like "oh that's a GRATE movie"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:21 (twenty-three years ago)

thank you??

yes, Breaking Away is wonderful.

felicity (felicity), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Felicity, please unfix the wagon of your bitch so that you can escort a camera crew behind the scenes @ Westminster & get the real skinny. (That is, assuming MSG's coverage of this event doesn't already do this sorta stuff.)

There have to be more sport movies that this, right? Or are we going to be delving into The Greg Louganis Story territory? (BTW, Signs also qualifies as a Non-Sports Movie w/ Athlete Protagonist - he saves the day, too! SWING AWAY!) (AND Naked Gun is the exception - sorta - that proves Ally's Movie + Real Athlete = Crapola on Melba Toast theory, w/ the Juice playing a key role, albeit not a starring one. And then there are the OTHER bazillion football-player-cum-thespians that aren't Jim Brown.)

And for all you yachting fans...

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:28 (twenty-three years ago)

has anyone said the cincinatti kid?

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:30 (twenty-three years ago)

And I'd just like to say that Jennifer Grey's nosejob was totally unnecessary and an effrontery to distinguished probosces (Jewish, Roman, whatever) all across the globe.

(Why I Love ILX, Reason #521 - it makes me look up words in the dictionary!)

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Definitely Hoop Dreams. Documentaries probably count as long as they were theatrically released ... which means I can't mention The All-Century Team, which I've watched like eight billion times. Oh, and When It Was a Game, which I think was an HBO miniseries.

More search: 61*.

I haven't seen either Rudy or Brian's Song (although I know about them through cultural osmosis, of course). I probably lose Guy Points for that.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:31 (twenty-three years ago)

the 'when it was a game's were fantastic!

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:32 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony perkins is in fear strikes out (it is pretty good)

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Search: Rocky, The Hustler, Gregory's Girl, The Big Lebowski

I'd like to see When We Were Kings, Bring it On and Hoop Dreams.

felicity (felicity), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:36 (twenty-three years ago)

ohgod yes - Bring IT ON!

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:37 (twenty-three years ago)

oh and I'd like to see The Rookie and the one about Lou Gherig. Has anyone seen those??

felicity (felicity), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Not a movie, but a television show, and not really sports, but fishing: Fishing With John. Canadian show, if I remember right, a fake fishing show with guests like Matt Dillon and Tom Waits. The "ice fishing with Willem Dafoe" episode is classic.

Search: Pride of the Yankees. Oh yeah, and Bring It On -- even if you don't consider cheerleading a sport, there's no way that isn't a sports movie. (I just saw an ad the other day for the straight-to-video sequel, which I think is called "Bring it On Again" or "Bring It Back" or "Hey, Keep On Bringing It" or something.)

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:38 (twenty-three years ago)

football movies tend to suck because the nfl generally won't let hollywood use their team names, logos, etc. so you end up with teams like the 'miami sharks' etc. and it feels very fake.


fishing with john was john lurie's fishing show! the tom waits one was pretty great.


definition of a sport: is shown on espn or espn2 (hence cincinnati kid is a sports movie, as is the hustler)

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:40 (twenty-three years ago)

sidebar: is blue crush, the surfin' movie, any good?

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:41 (twenty-three years ago)

B-b-b-but Ace Ventura!

Leee (Leee), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahaha they didn't catch shit, either, they just played ping pong and drank. Lurie kind of gives me the creeps, though.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:44 (twenty-three years ago)

w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wait NORTH DALLAS FORTY!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:44 (twenty-three years ago)

with all the dolphins cameos ace ventura definitely counts

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Blue Crush wasn't bad. I rented it the other day because I was short one movie and they had a rent-three-for-a-good-deal thing. It didn't make a huge impression on me beyond the soundtrack being pretty good, but if you find yourself in the mood for a surfing movie, I'd bet it would do the trick.

Wait wait -- surfing ... movies with athlete protagonists ... Fast Times at Ridgemont High! But it's Brad who saves the day, not Spicoli.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:48 (twenty-three years ago)

plus forest whitaker!

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick Nolte was in Fast Times at Ridgemont High as a police officer.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:51 (twenty-three years ago)

is that true?!!!

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Another movie with an athlete protagonist, which I just now popped in before realizing it qualified: The Royal Tenenbaums.

Oh, what was that one where Billy Crystal played the referee? Forget Paris, or was that the Meg Ryan/Kevin Kline/no sports movie?

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:55 (twenty-three years ago)

< /Baran > No.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Rushmore! (he was a fencer! and an alternate on the wrestling team!)

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 07:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know why you're making that kind of stretch James, we already decided it's North Dallas Forty.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I just looked at the imdb entry for it, the spotlighted review notes that all it lacks is John Facenda, and I realized... so do all NFL broadcasts!! Somebody give that man a steady job!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:12 (twenty-three years ago)

'Fast Times' is pretty much the best movie ever so why the hell not throw it in to the mix.

Sometimes I think back wistfully on that movie and I almost want to cry. It is so perfect. Did anybody see "Alias" last Sunday when they had the allusion to it?!

James B. yeah the Hopkins/Perkins ... I don't why but I always confuse their names, both is writin and conversation. Of course I meant perkins..

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Also re: the NFL .. Yes, they have a big time stick up their ass. why it's the No Fun League..

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Vince McMahon in the house!

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:34 (twenty-three years ago)

HA! Yeah the Nfl went and copied that 'overhead cam' thing tho.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I have been tempted many times (ok, once) to look on ebay for a 'He Hate Me' jersey

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:40 (twenty-three years ago)

That kind of would be really cool now that I think about it..

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 10 February 2003 08:47 (twenty-three years ago)

He Got Game, Rookie of the Year
Rounders is fun b/c Malko's accent
MIghty dux 1 and 2

TB, Monday, 10 February 2003 09:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Duke and Gonzo went to Vegas to cover a motorcycle race, didn't they?)

Where the Buffalo Roam (same difference!)

Raging Bull

Searching for Bobby Fischer

JFK (Costner is in it = it is a sports movie!) (also include Waterworld, Braveheart and 3000 Miles to Graceland) (not Tin Cup though, that's terrible)

Ferris Bueller's Day Off ("Heeeeey batt-ah batt-ah batt-ah SAH-WING batt-ah!")

A Boy Named Charlie Brown (worst team ever!)

Any Elvis movie where he plays a drag racer or a surfer (there must be five or six of them)

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:21 (twenty-three years ago)

All movies are sports movies! (with the possible exceptions of Un Chien Andalou and The Sorrow and the Pity)

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Waterworld is clearly a yachting movie. (Oh, and more legitimately, so's One Crazy Summer).

Rounders! I should have thought of that one. It's a crossbreed of three of the big Guy Movie Subgenres: the sports movie, the buddy movie, and Shane.

Fight Club - "underground boxing clubs."

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 10 February 2003 09:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Best film ever (therefore best film about sport ever by default) - The Hustler.
The scene where he describes how he feels with the cue in his hand when he's really 'on' ("it's like it's a part of you, it's got nerves" etc) is such a great description of how sport feels when it's going right.

Most underrated sports fim ever (and surprisingly not mentioned above by all the Shelton lovers) - Cobb. There's no better portrait of what it means to be a sporting STAR, and how far morality can get left behind in the process.

Funniest sports film ever - Escape to Victory.

James Ball (James Ball), Monday, 10 February 2003 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I agree about Cobb, that's excellent.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 10 February 2003 10:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Death Race 2000

dave q, Monday, 10 February 2003 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Hoop Dreams is a fantastic film. White Men Can't Jump is good. I've not seen The Natural, and I'm not too tempted, except the novel is excellent - anyone seen it?

How has no one mentioned Escape To Victory yet?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Martin, I mentioned it this morning. What a cast, though.

James Ball (James Ball), Monday, 10 February 2003 14:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, skimming too quickly through the rapidly-growing threads.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 February 2003 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

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THE ONLY HOCKEY MOVE THAT MATTERS:

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jm (jtm), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

OK SOME OF YOU ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING THE CONCEPT OF SPORTS MOVIES HERE AND ARE FROM NOW ON BANNED FROM DISCUSSION!

Oh and what about The Fan?

Hopefully this doesn't get posted twice.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Meh.

jm (jtm), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Escape to Victory funny? It's pure bloody genius.

All football films have an awful dilemma - do they go for actors who can't play football (after all, we're talking about elite performance which means that actors can't do it) and rely on stunt double shots of the legs of people who can play football.

Or do they get in footballers who can't act to play the football scenes?

Most take the former - Jossy's Giants, for example, though Kieron O'Brien could play a bit but the brilliance of Escape to Victory was that it unashamedly took the latter route, as it knows that sports films are K-rub by definition (Who'd have thought it - they WIN!!! Yay!*) so at least have some good football action. They also don't win, breaking the convention. Admittedly Michael Caine is rubbish, as is Sly, but Caine is OK because he understands football. A minor downside is that whenever I think of Bobby Moore, the first image in my head is Michael Caine wheezing in the big match, not Bobby lifting the Jules Rimet trophy.

And you can even buy the shirt from Topps. Magic!

Other good sports films I enjoy - Mean Machine (Burt Reynolds version) and Major League. Does The Cannonball Run or Bad News Bears count in this thread?

*- Obv, only a mentalist would be cheering at the point where Sly saves the penalty. Or when the Braves win the Pennant in Major League. Or when they win in Hoosiers AKA Best Shot. Erm...

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

That should have read 'the shirt from Toffs'.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Best story I've heard about Escape To Victory (I just typed Escape From Victory first, which would be different)(and this may be apocryphal) is that Sly was so convinced that he had a major talent for this goalkeeping thing that he bet Pele good money that he couldn't put a penalty past him in three attempts! Pele! I'd like this to be true, even if it isn't.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Cannonball Run definitely counts. HOWEVER FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF DOES NOT. More discussion of Slap Shot, less discussion of films that have tangential connections to the idea that a character played sports at one point in their lives.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Slap Shot is pretty damn classic. I love the whole B-quality late-70s sports-comedy genre.

Search: Fast Break, The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh (Dr. J, Meadowlark Lemon, Kareem), The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings, and of course Bad News Bears.

Sentimental favorite I always get sucked into when it's on TV: Breaking Away (cycling is a sport!)

Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah... and Paper Lion, with Alan Alda playing George Plimpton who spends a preseason on the Detroit Lions (as a journalist).

Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 10 February 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Slapshot:


It's a funny thing, being 'stuck' in a room full of 16 year old canadian jr-level hockey players and listening to them recite the movie from memory, on cue, word for word,

jm (jtm), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Superdome, of course -- though only when MSTied, and even that was a bit rough going.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm pretty sure the Slap shot sequel would burn the eyes out of my head if I watched it.

bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't want to find out, that's fer sure.

jm (jtm), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Why hasn't anyone mentioned Shaolin Soccer yet?

Chris Barrus (xibalba), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

No mentions of Players yet? Late 70s tennis love-story with Ali McGraw and Dean Martin's son.

Martin wastes his talent scamming his way around the tour with his chum (Steve Guttenburg) until Ali turns his head. Next thing you knows he's borrowing John McEnroe's racket (Mac's line: "Sure, what do you want it for?") to wow out Pancho Gonzalez (in an effort to gain his services as a coach). Reaches Wimbledon semi unseeded where opponent Nastase retires hurt (one can imagine Ilie: "Yes, I'll be in your stupid film, as long as you don't have me lose to the actor guy")... onto an absurdly dramatic final vs Guillermo Vilas, with Dan Maskell commentating. But where's lovely Ali? Her courtside seat is empty...

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:13 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
The Fan would have been better if Barry Bon... er, Wesley Snipes got wacked.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 9 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I heart Baseketball!!!!!!! oh, you mean real sports :(

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Again, Slapshot, this time in honor of the season.

ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Not enough destroying on this thread, so I'll give A Shot at Glory its mention here.

Also When Saturday Comes.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

what was the name of that pairs figure skating movie with the blind girl? and then at the end when they're on their victory lap, she trips on a rose?

phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, and systematically seek out and destroy the Legend of Bagger Vance.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ice Castles"!

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha yeah! I love that movie, so so funny. But I really only catch the end, and usually on TBS: The Superstation.

phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ten years pass...

When the Game Stands Tall: dumbest sports movie title ever?

I hate football more than Democrats, Republicans, Tarantino and Apatow combined.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 August 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

if you ever see Semi-Tough, be forewarned that in the first 5 minutes Brian Dennehy shakes his bare ass on the screen.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 8 March 2015 14:14 (eleven years ago)

No one mentioned "North Dallas Forty". An amazing film, even those that hate NFL should watch it.

tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 8 March 2015 14:23 (eleven years ago)

I'm sure I've mentioned it somewhere on here. It's one of my favourite films ever.

http://www.facebook.com/notes/if-they-move-kill-em-steven-jeff-phil-count-down-their-favorite-films/39-north-dallas-forty-ted-kotcheff-1979/212660678761792

clemenza, Sunday, 8 March 2015 15:03 (eleven years ago)

North Dallas Forty is so great

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:59 (eleven years ago)

I always watch Hoosiers when it's on tv, it's become a sickness.

League of Their Own - also in Hoosiers must watch whenever its on tv category
Miracle
Slapshot
Bad News Bears
The Replacements
The Club (aussie rules footy movie with Jack Thompson k-lassik)

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:14 (eleven years ago)

Still hasn't been a really great soccer movie yet. "The Damned Utd" came close I guess.

tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:48 (eleven years ago)

Yes to North Dallas Forty! I've almost no interest in football, but love that movie. (Mac Davis is great: scene with Nolte in the therapy-jacuzzi, in the sauna, all the scenes with them together.) Also really like Semi-Tough. And Slap Shot, yes.

One (maybe minor but imo significant) ingredient in all of these is that the women in them are interesting and idiosyncratic character characters, too. Let's hear it for the 70s.

drash, Sunday, 8 March 2015 19:06 (eleven years ago)

(In NDF thinking more of the fuck friend than the girlfriend.)

drash, Sunday, 8 March 2015 19:19 (eleven years ago)

love the cynicism of NDF

tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 8 March 2015 20:02 (eleven years ago)

Damned United was p good

kinda liked Goal! but it's too cheesy to really rep for seriously

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 March 2015 20:27 (eleven years ago)

Not really my genre, but the original Bad News Bears is definitely my fave. And while I would hardly claim it as great, I will usually stop and watch at least a bit of TIn Cup whenever I come across it on commercial TV (which, somewhat surprisingly, it seems to be on nearly as frequently as Die Hard).

Hoosiers is an interesting film to me in that I feel like if it were to get made today, it would be one of those Christian niche movies like Heaven is For Real or whatever. There's a definite strain of Christianity running through it, but the virtues it preaches are ones of forgiveness and charity. There's nothing combative or sanctimonious about its particular spiritual worldview. I can't say I like the film all that much, but it goodhearted.

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 8 March 2015 22:05 (eleven years ago)

*it is

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 8 March 2015 22:06 (eleven years ago)

I like hoosiers approach to christianity bc it is much more matter-of-fact than many of today's faithbased beat-you-over-the-head nonsense

also it would be hard to tell that story without it, imo

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 March 2015 00:47 (eleven years ago)

two years pass...

They announced something for TIFF today that sounds great (I won't see it there, but I'm sure other screenings will follow soon after): The Carter Effect, about Vince Carter's long-lasting imprint on Toronto.

clemenza, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Replacements is still so so bad

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 02:30 (eight years ago)

Cripes! This thread barely scratches the surface of sports movies. There are movies (and documentaries) about:

  • American football (including high school, college, and pro)
  • auto racing of every kind including: Gran Prix, Indie cars, stock cars, and drag racing.
  • baseball (from Little League up to MLB)
  • bicycle racing
  • boxing (dozens upon dozens of these!)
  • basketball
  • bobsled racing
  • cross-country foot racing
  • dodge ball
  • golf
  • hockey
  • horse racing
  • roller derby
  • swimming
  • track & field events (of many kinds)
  • a wide assortment of purely fictitious sports, like Murderball or Death Race 2000
  • half a dozen other sports I can't think of this very instant
  • plus borderline sports like competitive ballroom dancing or flagpole sitting
I feel like ILX hasn't really sunk its teeth into this topic, yet.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)

hey instead of teling us about ~sports that exist~ maybe tell us about movies *about* these sports that you like... yknow, like the thread suggests

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 03:28 (eight years ago)

I enjoyed Shaolin Soccer more than I enjoyed Raging Bull, which is odd, but true. I liked Prefontaine more than I enjoyed Rocky III. I liked Breaking Away better than Hoosiers. I liked Two Lane Blacktop better than Slap Shot. I could go on, but that is a start.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 03:39 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

Is One on One worth watching? I just stopped on it for a couple of minutes (TCM), and right away I noticed a) G.D. Spradlin and Annette O'Toole, both of whom I've liked/loved in other films, and b) it had that instantly recognizable look from the '70s.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 October 2018 23:54 (seven years ago)

What I've seen/remember of it is all pretty banal. There's a scene where Benson gets a blow job from a drunk older woman that feels like standard teen wish-fulfillment stuff until you realize that Benson co-wrote the screenplay with his father.

Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Monday, 22 October 2018 00:10 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

I remembered why I disliked Borg vs McEnroe--inexplicably morose--but couldn't remember exactly how much I disliked it, so I opened up the old thread: 5/10. As disappointed as I was by that, I was about equally surprised in the other direction by Battle of the Sexes, the King-Riggs film. (I'm really not that big a tennis fan.) I expected the worst, but a) thought it had a pretty good feel for its era (Borg vs McEnroe had zero) and two or three nice musical cues ("Crimson and Clover" the best); b) liked that it didn't make anyone look cartoonishly stupid (except Howard Cosell, who couldn't overcome actual footage--I have some nostalgia for Cosell, but he's embarrassing here); and c) thought it handled King's tentative acknowledgement of her sexuality well. Did a little follow-up reading on the match (which I'm pretty sure I did watch at the time), and didn't know about the ESPN theory that Riggs threw it to pay off gambling debts. Based on his recent win over Margaret Court I suppose that's possible, but thinking about King's emerging dominance and the age difference, I find it much easier to believe she was simply a lot better.

clemenza, Saturday, 22 December 2018 03:05 (seven years ago)

I have some nostalgia for Cosell, but he's embarrassing here

Cosell was usually embarrassing.

He had his good points, for example, his sympathy for the grossly racist treatment of Ali was genuine, but once he'd gained a toehold in the national sports media he deliberately created a self-clowning persona that he only rarely set aside to be serious. I also blame him more than anyone else for ruining coverage of the Olympics by turning naturally dramatic sporting events into miniature soap operas.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 22 December 2018 04:43 (seven years ago)

That's primarily what I meant, his support for Ali; also that he was (from what I've read more than from what I actually remember) a self-styled outsider rather than a more typical, at the time, mouthpiece for sports ownership. The way he talks about King in the clips here, though, is all too typical.

clemenza, Saturday, 22 December 2018 05:00 (seven years ago)

Saw a good one the other day, The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars & Motor Kings (1976), a baseball film set in 1939 in the world of the Negro Leagues. Concerns the travails of a barnstorming baseball team who have a bit of Harlem Globetrotters style to their presentation. Starring Billy Dee Williams and James Earl Jones. Richard Pryor is also in it, v funny as a black player trying to pass as Cuban in hopes of getting accepted into the segregated Major Leagues. Lotsa energy and color in the film. The art department really went to town replicating commercial products and signage of that era, though it's odd to realize that 1939 was closer in time to 1976 than 1976 is to today.

Josefa, Saturday, 22 December 2018 14:49 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

The Athletic's Top 100 (may be behind a paywall).

http://theathletic.com/1703442/2020/03/30/the-athletics-top-100-sports-movies/

clemenza, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:50 (six years ago)

four months pass...

On right now, "Bloomfield". Richard Harris as an ageing Israeli footballer(!) (brilliant but troubled), Romy Schneider as his artist girlfriend (long suffering). Directed (barely) by Harris.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Monday, 3 August 2020 12:41 (five years ago)

Nice soundtrack!

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Monday, 3 August 2020 12:41 (five years ago)

Bloomfield is the name of Hapoel Tel Aviv's stadium by the way.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Monday, 3 August 2020 12:42 (five years ago)

is Harris a convincing footballer? He was never exactly a commanding physical presence but I can see him as a skinny winger

Neil S, Monday, 3 August 2020 12:46 (five years ago)

Not much actual football in it, there was a sequence of him playing at a training session, dribbling past lots of defenders, hitting the bar and heading in the rebound. He does look a bit like a footballer.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Monday, 3 August 2020 12:54 (five years ago)

that McEnroe film from ... last year? ... is on Criterion Channel

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2020 13:12 (five years ago)

two years pass...

There ought to be a Bill Russell thread...Thought Netflix's Bill Russell: Legend wasn't as good as the Michael Jordan docuseries, but definitely worth watching. Some of the interview footage goes back a ways, so you get everyone from Red Auerbach to present-day players. I think Shaq was my favourite: very thoughtful when it comes to the history of the game. There's an interview clip with Kareem that was puzzling, because he's surrounded by books that are all arranged in small groups of duplicates...which led me to learn he's written 48 (!) books. The Russell/Chamberlain rivalry is one of the film's main storylines: didn't know that they had an extended silence because of something Russell said in an interview (about Chamberlain pulling himself from the final game of the '69 final--doubt he was a big fan of "load management"). Russell's decade after retirement seemed sad in general (with a rebound, so to speak, after that).

Eight consecutive titles, ten out of eleven, eleven out of thirteen--it's hard to get your head around that, for either a player or a team. The Yankees and Canadiens aren't even close.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 03:06 (three years ago)

Nolan ryan doc was also poor

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 04:18 (three years ago)

Hard To Beat...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEfe0LARhgs

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 04:23 (three years ago)

did he ever put out one of those instructional videos for kids where he shows you how to cold cock a guy as he charges the mound

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 04:33 (three years ago)

Nolan ryan doc was also poor

I didn't care for the Ryan documentary either--maybe too worshipful or something. I did like the Russell film, though--the "also" in your post might be read that I didn't.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 04:46 (three years ago)

The Battered Bastards of Baseball on Netflix was pretty good IIRC

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 05:30 (three years ago)

I guess Ben Affleck and Matt Damon never got to make their movie about the Yankee wife swap.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 05:31 (three years ago)

Not sure if I knew about that--would love to see that film.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 05:36 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ysr3RIHl10

No full episodes on Youtube unfortunately

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 05:52 (three years ago)

two years pass...

clemenza, do you have a special thread for sports scenes in otherwise non-sports movies? or should i just post about it here

budo jeru, Wednesday, 21 May 2025 15:53 (one year ago)

well anyway i saw THE FRIENDS OF EDDIE COYLE (1973) last night w/ robert mitchum and peter boyle and there's excellent footage of bobby orr and the boston bruins playing the chicago blackhawks. rest of the movie was great too

budo jeru, Wednesday, 21 May 2025 21:43 (one year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqmyekdW2tk

budo jeru, Wednesday, 21 May 2025 21:44 (one year ago)


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