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JPEG scavenger hunt that is. One poster requests a picture, the person who is first to post the right image sets the next challenge, and repeat until your dial-up connection ACHES WITH PAIN! Oh, and keep it clean.

Starting this predictably - find me a picture of a cute kitten in a difficult predicament.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 March 2003 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

THERE IS NO SUCH PICTURE. this is obviously a scam.

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 14 March 2003 11:19 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.base58.com/stuff/cats-in-pints.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 14 March 2003 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

You have to make the next request now, Steve.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 March 2003 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

my picture request is: a nice furry beaver

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 14 March 2003 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.tech.mtu.edu/old/TFR/images/beaver.gif

I want a picture of a punk rocker holding flowers.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think such a picture exists on the modern Interweb. And I'm really looking.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 March 2003 11:51 (twenty-three years ago)

are you aware that "punk" wood is dried decayed wood that smoulders when ignited. Give it a few years and we'd be there...

http://www.mauigoose.com/images/rocking_chair.jpg

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:09 (twenty-three years ago)

DO YOU SEE? actually you might not be able to. it's a rocker, a rocking chair. a wooden rocking chair, and if the wood got old, dried and decayed... NOW DO YOU SEE.

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

That is the most tenuous link ever! Still, go forth and find me an amusing pic of a man with ferrets.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I think you could have given it more than half an hour...

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.bvjtoday.co.jp/animalpics/Ginza%20Matsuzakaya%20Ferret%20Festival%202000/The%20Ferret%20Man%2001.jpg

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I want a picture of one of those sloths from the specsavers ads

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:25 (twenty-three years ago)

back to the punk holding flowers one:

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drf000/f042/f04200w93nv.jpg

PIL's flowers of romance sleeve. or the single sleeve:

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/scott.murphy/IMAGES/disco/sings/flow7fr.jpg

andy

― koogs (koogs), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://creative.fastchannel.com/news/02-08-14/images/sloth2.jpg

― koogs (koogs), Friday, 14 March 2003 12:49 (twenty-three years ago)

i would like to see an image of frank o hara

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 14 March 2003 13:19 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.rooknet.com/beatpage/writers/images/img_ohara01.gif

I want to see a photo of a middle-aged man making an embarassing attempt to look sexy.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 March 2003 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

whatever turns you on eh Matt?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 14 March 2003 13:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to see a photo of a middle-aged man making an embarassing attempt to look sexy.

http://www.xvisionaudio.com/febweb1/links/tom-jones.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 14 March 2003 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn, we had the same idea. But I was looking for a pic of Mick Jagger.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 March 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.ilovemickjagger.com/loveyoulivejagger/pic78tour.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 14 March 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Where's Jody Beth? I guess I can request something?

I command you to find me a picture of a bed outside! (and not just a flower bed, that's cheating)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 14 March 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.midnightsociety.com/web/Abandoned/Lakewoodmotel/lhcartbed.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 14 March 2003 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmmm... Not quite the fantasy bed, but it'll do.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 14 March 2003 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Find me a picture of a ludicrously twee football mascot, my pretties.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

― hstencil, Friday, 14 March 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.btinternet.com/~barry.kerr/baggie_bird_junior_wba.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.zm101.com/los50/jerrylee/FYOU.JPG

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

what to find next?

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

A Japanese girl eating fruit

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

http://japan.cok.com.tw/kyoko/CD/fruit.jpg

Give me a picture of a person in a crab costume!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

she's not eating it!...but close enough

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Hell of a lot closer than the "punk rocker".

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Crab X 3
http://www.sunshine.co.nz/nz/33/themes/crab.jpg

I want a picture of senior citizens jazzercising

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:05 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.umcmiddletown.com/images/jazzercise.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

(i was gonna post that one!!)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)

ahh google. Gabe Kaplan please.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

with a hawaiian guy in a leather coat.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Gabe Kaplan:

― hstencil, Friday, 14 March 2003 17:16 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.aol.com/avega/cele/kaplan1.jpg
Bring me a hot chick puffin' on a blunt

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:16 (twenty-three years ago)

haha.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:17 (twenty-three years ago)

(man I was cracking up here imagining that you didn't know about that Kaplan/Hawaiian guy photo..."Behold the beauty of the internet")

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

thats a good one.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.millaj.com/pics/dazed6.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm first -- I want a picture of a hobo clown.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.craftking.com/images/plasticfaces/Pla-ap.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

A screen shot of the movie "Scavenger Hunt"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Img deleted...Damn you Chris!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.dirkbenedictcentral.com/images/70.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Good work.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Um...a really tall guy standing next to a midget

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://castle-rock.warnerbros.com/mygiant/img/pic_cast_main.gif
not exactly standing

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

close enough...the floor is yours

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:46 (twenty-three years ago)

someone doing an illegal act.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that was just posted.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

ok then a picture of neg raggett photoshopped.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

He's pretty unpopular. Ned Raggett is a different story.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.shubertadjusters.com/vandalism.jpg

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/justified.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

What the hell is a neg anyway. Goddamn these sticky keys.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Uh oh...two claims to the throne

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Guys, no. This is bush league. I still haven't seen a picture of a Japanese girl eating fruit.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Now show me a really crude far right-wing political cartoon!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Is someone going to help mark out w/his fetish?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Can''t help you here I'm only half Asian... and I already ate.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm just bitter because I spent a solid 20 minutes conducting an unsuccessful search and the thread continued on in earnest anyway.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmmmm....half-asian...what's the other half?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.complete-weightloss.com/girl-fruit-1.gif

I SAID CRUDE FAR RIGHT POLITICAL HUMOR! NOW!!!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

She might be eating something ...

http://geography.sierra.cc.ca.us/booth/California/11_immig/japanese_child.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

uhhhhh...half-non asian (polish & german). If you check out the ilm visage thread, I'm even wearing a cabbage on my head.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Colin she is a) not eating it b) possibly not Japanese.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

(Seriously at this point I think we stand a better chance of finding a picture of a part-Japanese, part-Polish girl with cabbage on her head.)

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~mding/pics/P7010124.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Eating is a PROCESS, Mark, and she's engaged in it. And I didn't subject her to a racial purity test, you fascist.

(But gygax's picture is better.)

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

(bonus point to whomever can name that exotic fruit (which is rather pungent)).

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm so not japanese (made (partly) in Taiwan).

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Ugli fruit.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.thinkmajority.com/img/donkey.gif

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Bring me a man w/dreadlocks down to his knees

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Not even close to far-right. Try again.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Colin you zealot. Even if eating as a process is fair play I sincerely doubt that waiflike (and suspiciously Hawaiian-looking) model had a SINGLE BITE of strawberry for the duration of that entire shoot. Thank God for Gygax.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

So am I the only one that's gonna have Cat-in-a-Pint nightmares then?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

a sugar apple or cherimoya?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sure if he unraveled them...

http://www.howtodread.com/dreadlocking.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.pritchettcartoons.com/cartoons/obey.gif

Now get me my rastaman! (i don't see his knees, nickalicious)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Accepted, Oops.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.web.intergate.ca/ieclubphotoalbum/images/parties/Rastman_Brian.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I was gonna ask for a kitten stuffed into a pint glass, but...

I want a non-human primate driving an automobile.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.conservativecartoons.com/1995/ceo.gif

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

those look so real!

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

well, I doubt he's actually a rasta, but okay

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.robo-murito.net/art/images/uhawl.gif

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha ha! That's better than anything I would've imagined! I'm crying with laughter here!

(btw I know I say this a lot, but I really mean it this time...BEST THREAD EVAH!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha...too slow
I want people laughing and preferably pointing at a lone, sad person

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

well, I doubt he's actually a rasta, but okay

But dude, look at the hat! Only a true Rastaman would where THAT HAT!

(I wonder if that dude realizes he's smoking sage.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:28 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.contentedits.com/clientimages/1090/PEOPLE-POINTING.gif

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Those people aren't laughing!

http://www.maxmagician.com/images/pointing.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I want Mr. Belvedere.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

where's the sad peeople, people? (don't say me)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Um...FUDGE!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think either of us got it, Nick. I just wanted to make that joke.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.platths.com/pointing.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha, I put "point" and "laugh" into google and got this...

http://www.trailervision.com/media/press/movielineimage.gif

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

she's not sad!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

She's blushing!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

some completely sad people pointing and laughing at some very sad people indeed

http://www.nd.edu/~keough/events/chariotrace/images/mud4.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

that'll do zaxxon

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

i want to see dead people

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Extra points to zaxxon, 'cause we get to see a gigantor mantitty-with-nipple in that shot.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/film/nightotld/notldzombies.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/tx4/tapholov/funeralimages/man_in_coffin.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.pitofhorror.com/features/hang.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

...repeat until your dial-up connection ACHES WITH PAIN!

HA HA...cable modems RAWQ!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Show me one of those old-timey 19th-C. bicycles with the one huge wheel.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Me first: Give me more than one lion/tiger/cheetah/leopard pouncing on big prey from behind

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.chron.com/content/news/photos/00/01/30/bigbike.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

http://canberrabicyclemuseum.info/Images%20of%20bicycles/894.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

http://animalpicturesarchive.com/animal/PREVIEW/mm_Lions_Attacking_Hippo_06-captured_by_Mr_Marmite-s160.jpg

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

HIPPO'S GOIN DOWN!!! (I have no idea why I get such immense satisfaction from this pic.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

whoooaahhhh. I am really innocent in terms of the wild kingdom.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.mashatu.com/billboard/aug2001/images/Mating_lions8.jpg

T-1 Connections Rool!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah! God damn, that's a frickin' hippo

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

right, i want a really ugly dog (worse than the one that just won Crufts)

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.saav.org.za/TWO_HEADED_DOG.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1990000/images/_1991443_yogi300.jpg

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1990000/images/_1991443_yogi300.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Although I suppose had that dog only had one head it wouldn't be ugly. Does it count?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark P/Carey's dog looks like Jim O'Rourke.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

you're up nick

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Our dog has 2 heads too.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I want a Simpsons character doing something horribly unwholesome and wrong.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Carey it's your turn to feed it.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

― hstencil, Friday, 14 March 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

not unwholesome enough

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Duffman resorting to violence is wrong, maybe not unwholesome.

― hstencil, Friday, 14 March 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.simpsational.com/images/shirtcasualday.gif

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

hey and you even avoided those cheesy simpsons sex pics!

well done

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Woah. I guess I get what I ask for, huh? *shivers*

Oops, the ball's in your court...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I would like a guy jamming on a home-made guitar

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I like this one too:

― hstencil, Friday, 14 March 2003 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

― hstencil, Friday, 14 March 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://sun.menloschool.org/~djensen/madagascar/communities/local/kabosy2.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

...hey and you even avoided those cheesy simpsons sex pics!

But the Marge Simpson-giving-he4d pic is CLA55iK!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm having mad synth-envy for the guy in hstencil's pic. Undeserving bastard.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

http://bunnybass.com/pictures/amusing/stonemannude.jpg

Stencil's is a modified factory guitar, Mark's may not be a guitar.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn, the next thing I was gonna ask for was "a guitar with boobs".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Go mark p Go mark p Go!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Give me a pathetic drawing of a sad-eyed goth.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

http://catz.hispeed.com/lsl/pictures/fanart/nin/Vicki3Thumb.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Female plate spinner!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

or a hobo clown spinning plates

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I got both a female plate spinner...

http://www.pnk.com.cn/other/art-perform/image/plates%20spinning.JPG

...and a hobo clown juggling devil sticks for ya:

http://www.toucanenterprises.com/images/clnstx1.gif

BOOYAH!

I request a pic of Colonel Sanders in a coffin.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Took you long enough
you missed this:
http://www.christmas-treasures.com/melodyinmotion/Current/07234.gif

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

How about a chicken shaped coffin?

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/tx/TXHOUfuner11_chkn.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

It's in there
http://www.bingeandgrab.com/colonelsgrave.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I want someone besides Macaulay Culkin doing the Home-Alone-hands-on-cheeks-mouth-agape thing

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Took you long enough

We had one of those office cake parties. My blood-SUGAR levels guided me like a divining rod away from my desk and directly to a plate of quintuple-chocolate cake.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess I'll give ya that one oops, even though I know there is a pic of Colonel Sanders in his casket on the interweb...hell, I've seen it on ILE before! But ya, YOU'RE IT.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:37 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.dinershow.com/images/Home-alone.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

my only question ... male or female?

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

With a mouth like that, does it matter? ;-)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I need to see a picture of Reggie Theus

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

The real deal
http://johnranard.com/louisville/img/col_sanders.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Col. Sanders is buried about 2 minutes away from my mom's house.

― hstencil, Friday, 14 March 2003 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

How I've yearned to be reunited with the corpse of Colonel Sanders.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

http://home.att.net/~rebels02/theus_tark.gif

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I want happy Vikings.

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

It's FAT DAY!

http://home.attbi.com/~ddemay/FatDayIV.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Are they happy or are they angry? Actually, being Vikings, they're probably happy that they're angry. Especially since it's Fat Day and all.

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10053000/10053174.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Bastard took my pic of the Tark. Bastard.

I want Keith Sawyer to join my fantasy baseball league! HEY KEITH!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10053000/10053174.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Uh, I'm far too busy at work?

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

great minds...

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I think we all need to see something lovely from Switzerland

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Keith, you doofus, it's the March Records league - the one you were in last year?

http://www.hawaii-kona.com/webcam/switzerland.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

If I was at home, I could just paste in my wallpaper

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Jungfrau

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That certainly is lovely!

check your e-mail Dave ...

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 14 March 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Give me a group of breakdancers w/a least three ethnicities represented.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 20:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that one too hard? How bout some old people breakin' (over 35 will do)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

How I got this from a google image search on the word "breakdancing" I'll never know...

http://www.timmollen.com/graphics/comedy_sketches/strom/strom_election_victory_01.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 March 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

http://learntobreak.hypermart.net/breaker.gif

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 14 March 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I see 3 ethnicities

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 14 March 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that good?
I want a picture of someone in an upsidedown man costume.

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 14 March 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.h2.dion.ne.jp/~sarabon/images/UpsideDown.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Saturday, 15 March 2003 07:51 (twenty-three years ago)

its your turn to pick a new one?

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 March 2003 08:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Did I get that one? Because it's really hard to find a picture of someone in one of those costumes. Okay, assuming I did, then bring forth a picture of an old man (or woman) playing Nintendo.

― slutsky (slutsky), Sunday, 16 March 2003 00:11 (twenty-three years ago)

("three ethnicities" is the oddest euphemism for the penis I've ever seen)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 16 March 2003 00:22 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.toc.com/marcus/images2/9901PIC00030.jpg

According to the website I found this, the adult is a grandpa. Should that count?

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 16 March 2003 01:01 (twenty-three years ago)

And if so, then find me a picture of a totalled Pontiac Aztek.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 16 March 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.nhtsa.dot.gov/NCAP/graphics/2002/pontatzek4.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Sunday, 16 March 2003 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Your mission: LL Cool J fan art.

― slutsky (slutsky), Sunday, 16 March 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate you slutsky. ;-)

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 16 March 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

FUCK, I found one but it's on TRIPOD.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 16 March 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

http://mehp.tripod.com/LLcoolJ2.jpg

(copy, paste)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 16 March 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

So what do you want?

― slutsky (slutsky), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

a badger driving a car (this does not have to be a photograph, obviously)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.highbanks.org/badger.gif
This count?

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 17 March 2003 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Probably not

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 17 March 2003 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

There might be a badger in that car. It's just that you can't tell.

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 17 March 2003 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.collectorsconnection.com/images1/1202018.jpg

It's Yogi... Badger. Um.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Monday, 17 March 2003 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://home.germany.net/101-2821/Bilder/Dachs2.jpg

Obviously, this badger was driving the car on the right before he was ambushed and knocked unconscious by the blonde guy.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Monday, 17 March 2003 01:39 (twenty-three years ago)

What's to keep someone from drawing this by himself and scanning and uploading? The Scavenger Hunter's Code?

― Leee (Leee), Monday, 17 March 2003 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Wintermute wins.

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 17 March 2003 02:01 (twenty-three years ago)

That's sad. :( Er, next pic, I suppose.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 17 March 2003 02:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I want a pic of some anthropomorpised fruit and veg that are not the Munch Bunch.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 17 March 2003 09:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Show me the wartiest hand ever.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Monday, 17 March 2003 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.meddean.luc.edu/lumen/MedEd/medicine/dermatology/melton/266715b.jpg

Can I have a picture of a dominatrix with glasses?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 March 2003 13:22 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.domina-sandra.de/3.jpg

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Monday, 17 March 2003 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Show me a girl with freckles and almond eyes.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Monday, 17 March 2003 13:38 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.trumbull.kent.edu/art/images/art/freckle2.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 17 March 2003 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, that was bigger than I thought. I think those count as almond eyes. Now I wanna see a bunch of people (more than ten) wearing fake mustaches.

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 17 March 2003 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

http://web.med.harvard.edu/~lshi/friends/mustache.jpg

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 04:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I see an Olympian or other famous athlete messing up really hilariously?

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 04:23 (twenty-three years ago)

That was amazing.

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 04:25 (twenty-three years ago)

(bonus point to whomever can name that exotic fruit (which is rather pungent)).

It's a durian! YUCK!!!!

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

By the way, I'm still freaked out by the juxtaposition of that warty hand picture and the dominatrix shot.

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 04:46 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.hiram.ws/photography/mary.zolaa.jpg

Show me a soldier in a field of flowers.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)

http://csmweb2.emcweb.com/durable/2001/03/06/csmimg/0306p6a.jpg

Bring unto me a Muslim using a cell phone

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://main.faithfreedom.org/MulsimsCommunicating.jpg

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry.

http://www.stc.com.sa/portal/ep/images/stc/common/cwsHeader.gif

Show me the world's kitschiest pair of shoes.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.toysrgus.com/images-speci/kitsch/images/shoes.jpg

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Show me amputee models!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Those shoes are too brown to be proper kitsch!

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.amphouse.com/img/ciciliya/2.jpg http://www.amphouse.com/img/forbook/8.jpg

All right, now show me the kitschiest hat ever. (No Darth Vader helmet please.)

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.giantstepsbooks.com/images/hats/A1185.gif

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Show me a gorilla treating a kitten like it is its offspring

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.pbs.org/teachersource/scienceline/archives/aug99/images/kokokitten.gif

Awww.

Show me a pretty face with messed-up teeth.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

how about a cute face?

http://golflinks4women.com/image/snaggletooth.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

this is a little better ...

http://www.lowenbergandlituchy.com/images/crooked_before.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to see a dog drinking an alcoholic beverage (no drawings!)

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.blockislandtimes.com/News/2001/0623/Front_Page/05p1_lg.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Show me crusty punks ballet dancing.

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

there's always PUNK ROCK AEROBICS! Yes, this actually exists in the Boston area ...

http://www.freakscene.net/news/images/rspunkrockaerobicsb.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

This needs to be posted anyway:

http://www.thisisbradford.co.uk/bradford__district/leisure/theatre/jpg/ballet.jpg

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Why does that toothless kid make me think of Gangs of New York?

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:36 (twenty-three years ago)

What's the next item? I suggest rats chasing a bone.

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:38 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.bio-serv.com/images/catalog/rodent/ratwbone.jpg

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to see a ballroom full of people wearing tuxedo t-shirts.

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm still chuckling at the idea of a poorly behaved rocking chair...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:51 (twenty-three years ago)

fuck, this entire time ive been searching for a BATHROOM full of people wearing tuxedo t-shirts... argh

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:26 (twenty-three years ago)

A bathroom would be fine too.

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 05:14 (twenty-three years ago)

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Better than any tuxedo shirt!

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Vultured from the other image thread no less.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Find me a miserably wet pussy.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm still waiting for some authentic tuxedo shirt action.

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:40 (twenty-three years ago)

But the orchestra are wearing them (unless I have no clue what a tux shirt is (a distinct possibility))

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.wtv-zone.com/no_u_turns/images/wet-cat.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 10:17 (twenty-three years ago)

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