This really disturbs me, cause it's not me. But it does actually look enough like me to give me pause. I wish it were me, but she's cuter than me. And has a better bass.

http://www.webspotter.com/popboffin/images/anita.jpg

― kate (suzy), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)

highlights of oops search
http://www.bbsr.edu/Education/helle/oops.JPG
http://www.gigglepoetry.com/images/PoemImages/oops.gif
http://www.oblojka.ru/pics/covers/molodej/Oops/OOPS!_07_01_small.jpg

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

and:
http://www.dos.state.ny.us/images/oops.gif

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Oops as crossdressing covergirl!

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm kinda cute in any case, aren't I?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:33 (twenty-three years ago)

You were a very cute baby, at least.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I am sooooo not looking for my name. (I didn't know it was slang for underage girls, honest! It's just because I'm a tiny tiny person!)

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not sure which is more representative of me:
http://www.indiana.edu/~athlweb/graphic/sports/m-track/mtrpress/01-02/images/mtr01-04-02.jpg http://www.canadacomputes.com/CCP/Images/CC-nov-02/3combluetooth.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

If you look for my ILXor name, you get this:

― hstencil, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~sca/graphics/ob992.jpg

this is 'me' accepting a prize for being rather good at the noble sport of kings, chess

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess
http://www.opossum.org/graphics/jess.jpg

Pretty accurate, eh?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Lara Byrne
http://www.stickyrubber.com/bsb/2002/donington2/Lara_Crufts.jpg

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark S
http://www.woozland.com.tw/mark-s.gif

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

nice get-up in that photo there

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

jess when searching with last name (huge pic).

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

hah!

i just googled me and got a bad actual photo of me graduating from college two years ago

those fuXoRs!!!U@%U*($@&*)%@

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Mr Noodles
http://web.bham.ac.uk/s.m.stocks.cen/Dehydrated/JapNoodles/MrPig.jpg

(i'll stop now)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Geeta:

http://www.oars.utk.edu/volweb/school/whiteco/doyleel/geeta.gif

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)

"Jody Beth Rosen" yields:

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/bunkeryellow.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:49 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the only good one, apparently a member of the "Complex Fluids Group." I don't feel like making a joke about that.

http://www.elsie.brandeis.edu/marie/marie.gif

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"Jody Rosen":

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0743218752.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

chris: cool!!

with enuff Cronenbergian-fad-surgery i could look like that

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.collecting20thcentury.com/images/juliaa.jpg

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:10 (twenty-three years ago)

This is kinda obvious, but:

http://www.leefleming.com/neurotwitch/archives/nabisco.jpg

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

My life is fulfilled now that I know that nabisco is short for national biscuit company

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

okay i'm bored again...
here's amateurist:
http://www.mirandajuly.com/store/images/amateurist_sm.jpg
(i'm disturbed by what she's watching)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

gygax
http://members.madasafish.com/~gentsandplayers/GP2/Images/Gygax/Gygax3.jpg

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

fritz
http://www.chgs.umn.edu/Visual___Artistic_Resources/Fritz_Lederer/fritz.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

JBR
http://alor.univ-montp3.fr/irsa/images/JBR-photo_02.JPG

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.prisonministry.org/newsletters/may97.gif

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Mr Diamond

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)

If only...

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.savante.nl/aimee.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:37 (twenty-three years ago)

ILX name:

Legal name:

I'm so multi cultural.

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:37 (twenty-three years ago)

My interweb name: http://www.sw-devon-ha.swest.nhs.uk/peninsulaProjects/penCollaborative/rosemaryGilbert.gif

My real name (found on an Italian "gay internet web" HA HA HA HA)http://www.clubclassic.net/libri/images/005.jpg

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 23:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.thebrokenbow.com/roundup/ ds_earring_group2.jpg

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

images HATE me!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 00:03 (twenty-three years ago)

you mean this

http://www.thebrokenbow.com/roundup/ds_earring_group2.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

thank you!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 00:16 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.lpre.com/images/photos/client_accomplishment_mandee.jpg

― Mandee, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 00:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Full name: none.

First (incl. middle) name:

http://www.marin.ntnu.no/~bjorost/privat/ole50/thumb32.jpg

Last name:

http://www.bhphotovideo.com/images/items/224931.jpg

― OleM (OleM), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 00:34 (twenty-three years ago)

And ILX name:

http://www.kuzbass.net/support/olem/8olem.gif

― OleM (OleM), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.pittsburghcolts.com/Dancers/elizabethpic.jpg

We have the same name and the same favourite colour and we dig chicks. I'm not a cheerleader from Ohio though.

― spectra, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 00:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I win.
Chris V.
http://www.landsailing.co.uk/IMAGESDNworlds2002/dnworlds-Chris-V-LGE.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.allaccesstech.com/patnsuz/Suz%20John%20Parker%20writing.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:19 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.planetc.com/users/keffer/haino/images/nz_p01d.jpg

― hamish (hamish), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:22 (twenty-three years ago)

The title of the page is "Rocky Horror Vacations in Orlando". I look like a combination of these two guys. But older.

http://dammitja.net/orlando/fls006.jpg

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Neither of these people are me. However, I wouldn't mind looking like the one on the right.

The product of a search on my ILX name, this also is not me.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't get a damn thing. Curse my surname of indeterminate origin.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 02:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, this is way too obvious. Apparently I'm Jason Pierce...

http://www.no-fi.com/spiritualized/wtc-photos/jason6.jpg

― Chris Barrus (xibalba), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 02:17 (twenty-three years ago)

You get a bottle of wine with me. This pleases me more than words can say.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm telling ya, Chris, it's a sign.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

It's Santa Cruz, all right! (Taken by a photographer named Paul who's not me.)

http://www.paulzaretsky.com/gallery/pz502.jpg

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 03:36 (twenty-three years ago)

using real name...

http://www.millikin.edu/staley/newimages/Aug20_2001_interiors_staff/ben_aug20_01.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 03:58 (twenty-three years ago)

isn't that that origami mathematician dude?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)

without quote restrictions...

http://www.benvereen.com/rappaport3.jpg

http://www.spesh.com/ben/daisy.jpg

http://www.nurburgring.org.uk/whoops/whoops-phil-af-1.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:09 (twenty-three years ago)

My ILX name:

http://www.sndohio.org/vocations/phil.jpg

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

My legal name:

http://pr.erau.edu/~cavalef/phil.jpg

im confuuused

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:12 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.farmsaver.com/images/ally.jpg

http://www.webstreet24.com/Sammlerpuppen/assets/thumb/ally-.jpg

http://ise0.stanford.edu/class/ee368a_proj00/project17/ally.jpg

http://home.earthlink.net/~dlevack1/ally.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, disturbingly, this also came up:

http://home.t-online.de/home/mcf-uwe.langer/ally.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Mariah looks like a sad puppy dog!

― hstencil, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:33 (twenty-three years ago)

my favorite of a billion bnw's:
http://pamuse.tv/images/01_bnw.jpg

my name:
http://www.arte-tv.com/cinema/laurel/image/2012b.jpg

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:49 (twenty-three years ago)

These three fellows share my full legal name:

http://www.hhs.covington.k12.ky.us/images/editors/sean.jpg
http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze2ymr7/BOG/Irish.gif
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/va/sports/m-soccer/auto_headshot/p-feeney.jpg

― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

ah, the memories

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 05:10 (twenty-three years ago)

A few more with my name:

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/va/sports/m-soccer/auto_action/a-feeney01.jpg
http://www.intimidatorsbaseball.com/images/staff/Sean.jpg
http://www.wormcharters.com/Feeney12311a.jpg

There's a guy with my name here in San Francisco; I get his phone calls sometimes.

― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 05:24 (twenty-three years ago)

OK this is just weird:

http://www.straussfestival.com/pix/01trayce.jpg

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 05:42 (twenty-three years ago)

This whole damn thread has made me laugh SO FREAKING HARD.

I have to say I like what Mr. Piuma found for me, the Erasure is rather appropriate (must have something to do with my AMG review of same -- *checks* -- and it does! the Bible thing has to do with All Saints Church in Carmel, where my dad attends and serves as an acolyte).

Using just my first name, we get these paragons:

http://www.ores.ch/images/themen/ned.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Cxvkdnju5UQC:www.mershon.ohio-state.edu/ned.gif

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/kennedy/kindred/images/ned.jpg

http://www.cofc.edu/~philo/dept.htg/ned.jpg

http://www.johnrlyman.com/images/ned.gif

http://www.portraitartist.com/bittinger/ned.jpg

http://www.meadeauction.com/images/ned%20a.jpg

Erm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:42 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a sign, Ned. You must grow facial hair. *nods sagely*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Trayce, you speak crazy talk. Also, I would feel the wrath from Nicole rise at two thousand miles distance and smite me.

And just a few more:

http://www.nedludd.it/ned-ludd.jpg

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~hanlon/people/ned-hanlan.jpg

http://www.rctv.net/programs/infantil/ned/ned.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi there. My name is Erik Visser.

http://rhythm.ucsd.edu/~visser/erik.jpg

I am a researcher at INC since February 2000.

― erik, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 07:38 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.digisoft.tv/images/DigiBet.jpg

― erik, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 07:54 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.showpen.com/katrina/photos/140.jpg

― rex jr., Wednesday, 19 March 2003 08:14 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the only image I could get and only by shortening and un-hyphening my name.
http://www.planet-pool.com/cgi-bin/showEvent.pl%3F2000%26OpenEvent13.csv&h=352&w=1016&prev=/images%3Fq%3DEd%2BLynch%2BBell%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 08:43 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the only image I could get and only by shortening and un-hyphening my name.
http://www.planet-pool.com/Results2000/WomenEvent13.gif

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 08:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Typing my real name into the Google Image finder yields a picture of Ivana Trump, which is rather worrying.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 08:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate revealing the name on my birth certificate (it's not mine any more) but it gets the best results. Why do my doppelgangers have such better lives than me? (I wonder if any of them ever google and go "wow, I have a doppelganger who's an indie rock star?)

I teach art at Goldsmiths!

http://www.goldsmiths.ac.uk/departments/ design/ph_kate_l.gif

http://www.goldsmiths.ac.uk/departments/design/dd_staff_kate_p.htm

I breed dogs:

http://www.bullovers.com/02_images/ index.1.jpg

I'm an Australian soap hottie:

http://www.ywca-sydney.com.au/images/ ygals_community_kate.jpg

And I run races or something (man, I wish I had a stomach that flat):

http://www.deesideathleticclub.com/ gallery/400relt.jpg

― kate, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 09:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, I CHECKED those!

I teach art at Goldsmiths!

http://www.goldsmiths.ac.uk/departments/design/ph_kate_l.gif

I breed dogs:

http://www.bullovers.com/02_images/index.1.jpg

I'm an Australian soap hottie:

http://www.ywca-sydney.com.au/images/ygals_community_kate.jpg

And I run races or something (man, I wish I had a stomach that flat):

http://www.deesideathleticclub.com/gallery/400relt.jpg

FUCKERS!!!

― kate, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 09:30 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.met-office.gov.uk/sec2/sec2cyclone/tctracks/shem98_9/hamish.gif
http://www.npac.syr.edu/users/paulc/homepage/hamish.jpg
http://www.webone.com.au/~nikkiw/hamish.jpg
http://www.eorc.nasda.go.jp/TRMM/typhoon/images/browse/199904/jpg_s/r2A12s.990420.8023.5.33S.HAMISH.jpg
http://www.ga.k12.pa.us/academics/ls/1/socialst/India/1998/Poems/Hamish.jpg

― hamish (hamish), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 12:17 (twenty-three years ago)

OOPS IS IN TROUBLE

BIG TROUBLE!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Avoiding all stargate-related nonsense:

http://nativeintelligence.com/copyrighted-images/whois-sam.jpg

― Sam (chirombo), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I apparently have a weird shaped face.

http://www.ufasta.edu.ar/areopago/ediciones/edicion13/pergolini.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh sweet. Using just Chris, I'm a hardcore math nerd. This is from the MATH FORUM. And ladies I am available.
http://mathforum.org/staffpix/chris.imacs1.jpg

And with my last name...
http://www.counterculture.net/jazz/venuti.gif

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 12:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.yellowjacketsystems.com/jimball/LTV_Scout/th-ltvscout.jpg

From the wonderfully-titled Jim Ball's Launch Pad.

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.freqsound.com/images/jim.jpeg

This bloke's a musician from Baltimore - Jim Ball & the Suits.

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Uhh, this came up under a search for my (real) name

http://www.inform.umd.edu/News/Diamondback/archives/2002/02/04/sports_wrestling.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

"Nordic Skills"

http://www.skilikeawoman.com/images/womanxcskier.gif

http://212.214.15.116/~mille/photos/nas2000/erikhall/36.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Best thread evah!!!

legal name came up with (of course!)
http://www.bseliger.de/cale1.jpg

Aaron W (ready for your ass-whoopin?)
http://www.riwrestling.com/warren/IMAGES/aaron-w.JPG

Hammerin' Hank Aaron with Dubya (I'm on the left)
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/07/images/20020709-8_freedom-aaron-p1950-515h.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

This is actually me (sadly):

http://www.tenthousandmonkeys.com/resources/000/monkey33.jpg

This is not me:

http://www.as220.org/~ghosttown/images/posters/social_d.jpg

And this is King Mob and Ragged Robin:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:mWfkPq6_DBcC:www.artandlies.com/analog_roam/images/nicensmooth.gif

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.c64gg.com/Images/H/Herberts_Dummy_Run.ip.gif

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Real name:
http://www.eotmc.com/aim.jpg

ILX name:
http://fp.image.dk/fpecn78/images/Luna%2099%20c.jpg http://www.markos.it/umanita/3.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

!!!
http://www.joeaverage.org/kim.gif

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Hah, the first two pics that come up for my name are actually me! Then two pics of the guy Chris found, then paging through you get some doozies.

Here I am as a genial granny:
http://www.rootsweb.com/~wvcalhou/butler2.jpg

This is my RANGER DOUG disguise:
http://www.seiberspace.com/rangedug.gif

Here I am in my typical pose; presenting my crotch to the world:
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/fitness/tiger_n_sp_480.jpg

This is actually me:
http://www.musikmu.com/news/images/pinkrock.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I desperately want to be the VP of "Ways to make things go"

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 22 May 2003 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Me:

http://www.thefifepost.com/jpg/mnairn.jpg

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 22 May 2003 01:08 (twenty-three years ago)

My ILX name turned up this:

http://www.thekwoon.com/images/o_nate.jpg

Strangely enough when I put in my real name, I found a picture of myself, which I had no idea was even on the web.

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 22 May 2003 01:38 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.helsinki.fi/jarj/hyc/kuvat/minna.jpg

― minna (minna), Thursday, 22 May 2003 02:02 (twenty-three years ago)

mostly i look like a finnish woman or a group of japanese ppl (minna means 'everybody' in japanese)

― minna (minna), Thursday, 22 May 2003 02:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, you're hottt!

― Pavlov's horndog (Oops), Thursday, 22 May 2003 02:08 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.kidexpert.org/kidspics/bryan.jpg

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Looking me up gets ... stuff related to me. That's the problem with being the only person on the planet with your last name.

Looking up "Tep" gets a few things, the absolute supreme best of which is:

http://www.nectec.or.th/users/tep/img/tep.GIF

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Geir:

http://www.hf.uio.no/east/om-east/ansatte/Ansatte%20bilder/Geir%20Kjetsaa.jpg

― man, Thursday, 22 May 2003 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

mostly i look like a finnish woman or a group of japanese ppl

Yeah, Minna is a common female name here in Finland. Do you have Finnish roots by any chance?

Anyway, here's me:

http://www.elainsairaalanystavat.com/kysy/kuvat/tuomas.jpg

I admit to owning several toy animals, but my beard is somewhat smaller...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 22 May 2003 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.planete-enseignant.com/images/colette.jpg

she's who i'm named after, so i guess it's appropriate...i think she's *really* into her dogs, though. there's actually a lot of 'artistic' looking colettes out there, like this one.

http://www.mysunrise.ch/users/luc.schuurmans/images/2002-streetparade-magic-dancers-colette.jpg

or this one...
http://www.physique.bizland.com/Profiles/images/colette.jpg

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:18 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.jazz.adelaide.onau.net/convgall/images/andrew_farrell.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Boy do you look kew-ewl, Andrew!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course I get all the best ones by googling my old hip-hop moniker "Nza":

http://villamos.budapest.hu/nza/nza.jpg
http://hamada-koki.co.jp/machine/image/nza-02.jpg
http://www.newca.com/muza/art/nza/img/nza.jpg

Apparently, there are about seven hundred gazillion other "William Coleman"s, none of which were me nor my dad, and about 99% of which were black dudes.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:43 (twenty-three years ago)

The only hit was this:

http://www.v-spirit.com/vl9899den99a.jpg

Japanese schoolgirl asses. How appropriate.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Using my real name I get a picture of me, boring.

Using variations of my ILX monkier I get this:
http://www.photo.net/samantha/easy-rider.jpg

Which accompanies an article WRITTEN BY PHILLIP GREENSPUN!! weird.

and this
http://www.gwmicro.com/images/girl.gif

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark C = wicked!:

http://www.foolproof-foods.com/images/Mark%20C%20Pierce%20news_JSCovington.jpg

http://www.illeffect.crcn.net/images/vanc5/mark.c.jpg

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, this is my logo:

http://xbigman.com/media/home2_logo.jpg

and this is my flag:

http://www.ideha.yokote.akita.jp/yokohira/kankou/kouiki/img/mark-c-01.gif

This is my crib(b), but don't look at it if sad things upset you.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

My full first name:

http://industrialgothic.com/gbotw/1996/allison.jpg

http://www.adoptionattorneys.org/enhanced_directory/allison.jpg

http://www.transgender.org/crossprt/images/members/allison.jpg

http://www.ohiou.edu/~gymnast/allison.jpg

http://www.ecu.edu/cheer/images/allison.jpg

http://www.hi-lands.com/hi-lands/genealogy/images/tartans/allison.gif

http://uwbcommongrounds.homestead.com/files/allison.jpg

...which seems to sum up every single aspect of my personality, actually.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Also putting in the name I actually use:

http://www.tridentmilitary.com/New-Photos5/Mb71.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

"First Ally"? I look forward to the second coming. In so many ways.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"Second Ally":

http://www.he-man.org/minicomics_images/adventure_of_the_blue_diamond.jpg

!!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to be called "Princess of Power"!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Not a picture, but upon Googling my name this morning, I was rather horrified to discover that the second entry, behind my now defunct website, it this:

I Love Everything
... GAY (hstencil); I just ate a bag of dicks (Kenan Hebert); ***Arbitrary
Thread III - The Quickening*** (Frühlingsmute); Cereal Boxes ...
www.ilxor.com/newquestions.php?board=1 - 17k - Cached - Similar pages

I expect a call from Mom any day now.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 23 May 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

eight months pass...

teeny:
http://www.markmartin.net/indexart/teeny.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

hm!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

trayce:

http://www.pirks.com/dragonfly/photos/trayce.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

dean:

http://www.phys.hawaii.edu/~jgl/pics/dean.jpg

my real name actually brings up a scan of a letter i wrote to someone and a painting i made.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bengalcat.net/images/aja.jpg

As well as many other things.

― Aja (aja), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

A search for "pinefox" yields this:
http://www.mingtime.com/nauikaeshar-pei/images/girls.2.jpg

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mit.edu/afs/athena/contrib/potluck/pix/gaz.jpg

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The first thing that comes up under my name is pictures of women mud wrestling, but I can seem to link to them. So next best in line is a pic of the now deceased famous irish lesbian writer (The mud wrestling was much more fun):

http://digital.library.upenn.edu/women/_gallery/obrien-kate.gif

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

for some reason my real name gets this:

http://www.unmerciful.com/~vendar/mark/hs0140.jpg

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 20 February 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://classicdykes.com/images/butterfly.gif

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 20 February 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

let's do colin

for "the music mole" you get

http://www.collegest.org.uk/music/images/mole.gif

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 20 February 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

This is from my real name.

http://www.hkflix.com/images/art/dfedvd17.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 20 February 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

If I put my first and my baptismal name, I get this

http://www.russianblue.org/cfa/aja2.jpg

― Aja (aja), Friday, 20 February 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.matbevel.com/JPEGS/Cast/Aimless.jpg

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 February 2004 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i got this for "lady lurex"

http://www.txheat.com/tx/lurex_silver.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 20 February 2004 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally:

http://www.rescuepug.com/adoptions/placements/images/2003/Ally.jpg

― Allyzay, Friday, 20 February 2004 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.seattleweekly.com/graphics/features/0334/james.jpg

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(but that's because it came up in a review I wrote of it.)

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.aeroplanebooks.com/ally.jpg

http://www.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/2002-12-31/ally.jpg

― Allyzay, Friday, 20 February 2004 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://ssw.ssw.net/cast/egos/tom/5/tombot.gif
http://www.geocities.co.jp/Playtown-Denei/1578/tombot1.jpg
http://www.uskba.com/tombot01.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 20 February 2004 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.blastersnewsletter.com/newsletter/amer32/img14.gif
The weird thing is, my name is neither Dave or Alvin.

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Friday, 20 February 2004 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"Eric Henderson" fronted me with these:
http://www.magpage.com/~kadams/scorpion_films/erichenderson.gif
What am I supposed to make of THIS?!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 20 February 2004 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.iinet.net.au/~thequeen/xover/whowhere_files/irons.jpeg

Muahahahaa, you will all bow before me and my diabolical plan.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 20 February 2004 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't believe I never thought to try this. An image search for my own name came up with a page of some pretty funny stuff. Not surprisingly, a lot are related to some goodie-two-shoes family band called "The Boltons". Behold:
http://www2.rpa.net/~theboltons/boltons1.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

And I also apparently look like this:
http://www.tootechracing.com/Rob_in_the_trees.jpg

YEEEEEEE-HAAAAA!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the strangest one of me:
http://seurat.art.udel.edu/Galleries/HiTest/JPEG/3.JPEG

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.melrosemusic.ie/imageemf/Sat2_RT.jpg

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.technosolution.co.uk/diy/Tiling/CutTiles/EdgeMarkCopy.JPG

Yerrs, very amusing. Actually the first image that came up is... Me! on my visit to Abbey Road studios.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Doh

http://www.melrosemusic.ie/imageemf/Sat2_RT.jpg

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

My surname brings up this horror:

http://www.tornade-coiffure.com/cours/images/trousse.jpg

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, my burial receipt:

http://www.g0ifk.u-net.com/Burial%20Receipt%20Richard%20Tunnicliffe..jpg

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, this is now my favourite from the "Rob Bolton" image search. Lord knows why this comes up, but I'm not complainin'...
http://www.parkes.atnf.csiro.au/apollo11/images/rob_wilson_john.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I tried searching "I like my Vespa", and aside from a few pics of scooters (one was actually my model, which is impressive), I got this:
http://www.twodolla.org/old/KieranCulkinMacaulay_Vespa_243957_400.jpg
Huh?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 20 February 2004 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

First pic on google if you enter my surname:

http://www.40degrees.com/images/casarotto.jpg

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Muh bitches:

http://www.wesley.edu/athletic/WBBALL/images/casarotto-cab.jpg

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

And who's got booty? Huh? Huh?

http://mnogo.ru/enterpics/enter21/pic714_2464.jpg

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 20 February 2004 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

ah, the actress that shares my full name finally has some pictures up.

http://www.mutantx.net/images/episodic/208/pics_208_16.jpg

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 20 February 2004 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

top of the results for my proper name is some graphics i did a few years back which are no longer online. a search for stevem yields...

http://www.zoukarchive.com/images/albums/jjgaston-stevem.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 20 February 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

My name tends to bring up a lot of obvious stuff (Bolton Wanderers FC, lots of stuff in the city of Bolton). Then I get stuff like this:

http://www.freshtracksstudio.com/sessions/Banjo2.jpg
It came from a website for "fresh tracks studio". Not exactly what I would expect from a studio of that name, but there ya go...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 20 February 2004 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I am having WAY too much fun with this.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh me oh my...

http://www.rockinkenkaykaraoke.com/Mvc-030s.jpg

I'm in about 4 of the ones that come up, including one which thankfully doesm't show me with the zipper down which I was at the time...

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.homoki.ch/images/Terrac3XL.jpg

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 20 February 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

A search of my full name brings up this picture:

http://www.fb9-ti.uni-duisburg.de/mitarbeiter/dipl/kessler/kessler.gif

A search for plain old Nicole brings up this picture:

iwww.khattam.com/wallpapers/ celebrities/nicole.jpg

There are no pictures of El Diablo Robotico though! This makes me sad.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 20 February 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

A search of my full name brings up this picture:

http://www.fb9-ti.uni-duisburg.de/mitarbeiter/dipl/kessler/kessler.gif

A search for plain old Nicole brings up this picture:

http://www.khattam.com/wallpapers/ celebrities/nicole.jpg

There are no pictures of El Diablo Robotico though! This makes me sad.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 20 February 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Using ILX name:

http://www.dunedin-direct.co.nz/sites/musicians/xset/xset_roy.jpg

Using real name:

http://www.brittencelebration.com/Photos%20April%2024/Photos%20April%2024-Images/1.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 20 February 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.parkfun.com/images/photos/kaywo121202-2.jpg

I'm not sure which one of these I am. I hope I'm the one in the red sweater-vest.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Friday, 20 February 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.keysdirectory.com/oldesthouse/images/front.jpg

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 20 February 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

For my ILX name:

http://www.ipa.go.jp/security/fy12/contents/crack/soho/soho/chap1/images/webcrack1.gif

For my real name:

http://cvvw.org/images/IanW.jpg

That is not actually me, by the way.

http://www.ratso.net/frog8.jpg

WTF?

― webcrack (music=crack), Friday, 20 February 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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