Happy Birthday Chris! (Cabbage)

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Have a brassicaceous birthday, dude!

I hope you enjoy some extreme eating & drinking & get some grebt presents.

― Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 8 January 2004 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday chris! eat well!

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 8 January 2004 08:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Mr Chris!

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 8 January 2004 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

HB CB

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 8 January 2004 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

word!! happy birthday, chris!!

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 8 January 2004 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hope work isn't too bad, and enjoy your last birthday as a free man!

― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 8 January 2004 09:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Mr. Cabbage

― robster (robster), Thursday, 8 January 2004 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheers dudes, I have a ton of work to do, but hey at least the sun's shining...oh wait. My legs are still wet from walking to the station.

― chris (chris), Thursday, 8 January 2004 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Coo happy birthday! At least it's not boiling water eh cabbage else you'd be done for.

As would I.

As would we all.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday you cabbage you!

― Pinklady (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 8 January 2004 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

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"he has been an inspiration to me throughout my career. joyful wishes to you Christopher, on this very special day."

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Mr B. May your pork be forever well marinated.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday cabbage!

ame day as elvis!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

have a great birthday Chris! Hope yr legs have now dried out!

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday cabbage. even though you were really mean to me the first time we met, i still wish you many more birthdays to come. really!

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

even though you were really mean to me the first time we met

Really????

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry Phil, I don't even remember that, if it was at ATP it was because I was a big drunken mess.

― chris (chris), Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sportcartoons.co.uk/houllier.jpg

Hi, I'm Gerard Houllier, and I'd like to wish Chris a very happy birthday. Look, I'm even holding your birthday present.

― Not leaving in favour of Martin O'Neill, no way (ailsa), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

HBC!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Have a glorious day. Teeth and anti-biotics not withstanding. I would postpone the celebration for a month anyhoo.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Chris. I hope the closure of the Metropolitan line this morning didn't spoil your birthday serenity.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I missed that fortunately, but the insane amount of work I have to do is not helping my zen-like state.

― chris (chris), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday, Chris. Tell them to stick their work up their arse.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 8 January 2004 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry Phil, I don't even remember that, if it was at ATP it was because I was a big drunken mess.

oof, speaking of drunken messes, that was me when i posted this. im sort of sobering up now at 8am. sorry, i didnt meant to be a party-pooper on your birthday. when u coming to new york? happy birthday!!!!!! really!

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 8 January 2004 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i heard youre getting married? or was that some other chris.

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 8 January 2004 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

if it was some other chris, never mind . hm maybe im not sobering up as quickly as i thought. sorry!

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 8 January 2004 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, we're over in April. and I really am sorry

(being a tw@t and being so drunk you can't even remember it - dud or worse?)

― chris (chris), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

SteveM's contribution is tremendous.

Ailsa's is striking also.

I wish I could post pictures, like those, on this thread.

I like Mooro's "Extreme Eating" too.

Braised Armadillo tonight?

― the pinefox, Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

no idea, celebrations are postponed.

I am tucking into an aberdeen angus sandwich and a litre of Ginger beer now though

― chris (chris), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday lovely, I think your work people should at least give you some free ice cream or something...

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, are you the guy who once scored 100% in an accountancy exam at university and then was so excited, you fell down the stairs in a packed lecture theatre?

― MikeyG (MikeyG), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, it was more shock than excitement. didn't you get 100% in the same test? most of it guesswork (as was mine)

― chris (chris), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but 100 people didn't laugh at me falling over about it.

Enjoy your birthday, ya big Heskey lover.

― MikeyG (MikeyG), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Cabbage is saving for the wedding so can't shell out for Armadillo tonight. Maybe a glass or two of Amontillado though.

― Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd completely forgotten about that, cheers.

it was your influence that made me tumble - did you look at me or summat?

x-post

― chris (chris), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I pushed you. You were, erm, skinnier then.

― MikeyG (MikeyG), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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Hi! I'm Gary Jules, coming to you fresh from destroying the career of those little cock rock shitbags The Darkness. And guess what? I did it just for you. Happy birthday mate!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

aw bless, happy birthday petal, hope the toothypegs feel better soon :)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"Toothypegs"??

― the pinefox, Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil, um, is there any chance of me kipping on your sofa for a night or two when I come over for Chris & Vicky's wedding?

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 8 January 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Rah for Chris! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 January 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Chris!

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 8 January 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

That is possibly the worst websit I have ever seen. Congratulations.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 8 January 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

It is mighty in its rubbishness! (I didn't make it by the way. Obviously.)

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 8 January 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm now a chinese cabbage!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 January 2004 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

that is very odd...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday Cabbage! I thought of you when I saw Ray Mears catching, skinning and chowing down on a skrill over Christmas. I will email you soon, promise.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy birthday, Chris.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 January 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 8 January 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil, um, is there any chance of me kipping on your sofa for a night or two when I come over for Chris & Vicky's wedding?

what's a kip?

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Chris! If you are drinking make sure you don't KNOCK OVER ANY GLASSES.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheers dude - I had a few, no major spillages thank goodness.

― chris (chris), Friday, 9 January 2004 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy (late) birthday Chris!

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 9 January 2004 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

A kip is a sleep, Phil. What did you hope it would be?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 9 January 2004 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...

Wishing you an extremely foody birthday, Chris.

I hope you get lots of tasty presents.

― Mooro (Mooro), Saturday, 8 January 2005 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

hbcc!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 8 January 2005 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday Chris!

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 8 January 2005 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday!

― cis (cis), Saturday, 8 January 2005 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Have a wonderful birthday, Cabs!

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 8 January 2005 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday chris! i hope you have a great dinner this evening, i look forward to hearing all about it.

― toby (tsg20), Saturday, 8 January 2005 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday chris!

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 8 January 2005 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday mate

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 8 January 2005 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

because he's got it like soon

― Stevem On X (blueski), Saturday, 8 January 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

hey! cheers

I can't post from work anymore, so my appearances are goping to be far rarer from nopw on (except maybe on I love cooking where I may be able to claim research)

― Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 8 January 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday Mr Pie!

― RickyT (RickyT), Saturday, 8 January 2005 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! Mr Porkpie fingers are so big now he can't hit o without getting p as well :)

There is a white van parked in our road with "Porkypine Furniture" painted on the side - any relation?

― Mooro (Mooro), Saturday, 8 January 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I have tiny fingers I'll have you know!

yes, he's my closetted half brother

― Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 8 January 2005 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday, Chris!

― youn, Saturday, 8 January 2005 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I can only imagine how good dinner's going to be...

Happy birthday from the frozen north Chris. Hope it's all good.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 8 January 2005 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmm, I've been wanting to go there for a while now

― Porkpie (porkpie), Saturday, 8 January 2005 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday Chris!

― Archel (Archel), Saturday, 8 January 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Chris happy birthday! Mm big gelatinous slices of pie.

― Lixi Swank (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 January 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

HB, Big Man. Eat yrself fitter.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Saturday, 8 January 2005 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Birthday Mr B.

― Tom (Groke), Saturday, 8 January 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

yay chris!!

― geeta (geeta), Saturday, 8 January 2005 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday chris

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 8 January 2005 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday. Hope it's been great so far x

― Anna (Anna), Saturday, 8 January 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy birthday from blustery Dublin. I hope no one bought you a nail clippers as a present. x

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 8 January 2005 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Happy birthday husband! Sorry it's so late, but I didn't get the chance to post before we went into town for birthday shopping. Have a great two days off work!

― Vicky (Vicky), Sunday, 8 January 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Happy birthday Chris :)

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 8 January 2006 21:44 (twenty years ago)

Yay, dude, and remember just because your team came back from two goals down this weekend gives you NO RIGHT to laugh at the missus, OK?

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 8 January 2006 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Happy birthday dude

― robster (robster), Sunday, 8 January 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Ha, sorry, happy birthday Cabbage, from me and your two-goal freaky-over-the-half-way-line friend...

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― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 8 January 2006 21:50 (twenty years ago)

hb!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 8 January 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 8 January 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Happy Birthday, Chris!

Hope you've been having a grebt day.

― Mooro (Mooro), Sunday, 8 January 2006 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Taking sides - braised armadillo vs cider armadillo. Happy birthday dude.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 8 January 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Happy birthday Chris and lots of happy returns!

― Jaq (Jaq), Sunday, 8 January 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday!

― baby i'm waiting (cis), Sunday, 8 January 2006 22:41 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Bumpity bump, happy belatedly birthday wishing to you!

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

100% accountable Chris, the same day as Elvis and Bowie, and if that isn't cause for cake, what is?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

happy birfday!

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

Happy birthday for yesterday Chris! Hope it was full of culinary joys.

― Archellll (what?), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

Happy belated birthday, hope the move is going well.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

All wishes concurred with, hope it was ace!

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 09:50 (nineteen years ago)

Happy birthday, man!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 09:52 (nineteen years ago)

happy birthday!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

happy belated birthday!

― toby (tsg20), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

I hope you had a cracker.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

With a giant wodge of gelatinous accompaniment.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

Hope you enjoyed your cake...and your new house (though I had nothing to do with the latter; actually, I had precious little to do with the former - I did chuck some silver balls at the icing, mind).

See you soon, neighbour!

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

God knows when we'll get internet up and running at home, so I'll say thanks on chris's behalf.

However, Chris's birthday was officially rearranged to the 8th Feb, as we were knee deep in moving house, so much so that his wife didn't even get him a card or a pressie, disgraceful. The removal guys finished moving boxes at 10.30 on monday night, nice...

Lovely cake Mike, thanks!

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 10:40 (nineteen years ago)

Happy belated birthday, Cabs!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, 8th Feb seems a much better date to celebrate under the circumstances.

A trip to the Ghanian Penge Gastropub is on the cards I'm sure.
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― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

Happy birthday, for er, February Chris! :)

When we moved to Peckham, the last box bought up by the removal men arrived at precisely midnight... gawd that was one long day...

Speak not of P*ng*

― Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

Happy birthday, Christopher.

I hope you are weathering the crisis at Liverpool FC.

I think your ex-amplifier is on its last legs, so you may want to raise a glass to its memory. This might be a little premature though.

What is all this "removal men" malarkey?

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 January 2007 10:03 (nineteen years ago)

It's a euphemism for... well, you know what.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 11 January 2007 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

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