Kilroy taken off the air

before she is then informed about Kilroy being taken off the air. upon this news she continues to rub her hands and cackle

stevem OTM.

before i clicked the link i sort of hoped that what was quoted above was actually his intro to the show

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Actually waitaminute - he's a racist xenophobe egomaniac prick - in which case...

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http://media.guardian.co.uk/bbc/story/0,7521,1119781,00.html

But the Sunday Express has reacted furiously to the BBC's decision. It accused the BBC of "grossly over-reacting" and called on the corporation to reinstate the presenter immediately.

"The article was not a racist article and it was a rewrite of a previous article that appeared in April without complaint. The Sunday Express rewrote it during the Christmas period, but there was not one complaint before," said a spokesman.

"It was legalled by lawyers and there is absolutely no case to offer. The Sunday Express believes that the BBC is gagging free speech and is absolutely appalled."

why the hell are they re-writing old articles, is this because RKS is too tired and emotional/barking mad/insert other reason here to write new ones himself?

http://ilxor.petfield.com/images/robertkilroysilk.jpg

(See www.robertkilroysilk.com)

my new toy

Once again an individual who states his opinion is jumped upon by the Politically correct brigade. We are now only allowed to express opinions in this country if it is the opinion of the view rather than the many. When will the BBC and the government finally sit up and listen to the average man and woman in this country, otherwise their will be segregation and a lack of education. Let's put some common sense thinking back in the UK. Well done Kilroy for expressing your views.
Neil Armstrong, Newcastle-upon-Tyne

"otherwise their will be segregation and a lack of education." sums it all up.

Remember angus deayton? he was sacked for what goes on in his private life. At the end of the day a TV company has to do what they think would keep the most viewers. and it's not always going to seem "fair".

(I don't watch Kilroy, btw, or really care if he never gets on TV ever again, it just seems a bit OTT)

x-post

Also, how are the BBC doing an enquiry into the article. How does that work? Do they read it and prove its offensiveness by science?

http://www.robertkilroysilk.com/Confounded+By+Modern+Architecture/Fremme+Neppe+Venette/.jpg

Remember this guy?

punched jeremy corbyn in the face once

another one of those same time tomorrow

I had completely forgotten about this guy's existence. Hopefully by tomorrow I'll have forgotten again. I'll look forward to it!

great revive, great show, great guy

Which xenophobic anti-European marginal party is he leading these days?

http://www.scotstamps.co.uk/images/Commonwealth_Images_3/Blue_Ensign.jpg

http://www.robertkilroysilk.org.uk/issue.jsp?ID=19

vomitas more like

The 'questions' section is hilarious.

Georgian military intervention in South Ossetio

11 August 2008
question

What representations has the commission made, and what action has it taken, following the Georgian military incursion into South Ossetio.

punched jeremy corbyn in the face once

punched aa gill in the face once. or squared up to him in a bookshop.

internet says it was a dead leg

next: chinese burn for tanni grey-thompson

http://www.robertkilroysilk.org.uk/record.jsp?type=release&ID=24

If you’re robbed or mugged by a Bulgarian ex-prisoner you have the Euro-fanatics to thank

I wish a Bulgarian ex-prisoner would mug Kilroy-Silk, etc...

He has nothing to say about Free Speech I notice.

http://www.robertkilroysilk.org.uk/

Better known to millions of TV viewers as ‘Kilroy’that wanker of the telly, Robert Kilroy-Silk was born in Birmingham in 1942. He is now an Independent MEP for the East Midlands.

fixed.

And finally...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7sjmX78BNgE&feature=related

Funny that this game show never took off.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ86GYoxE0

rapidly oscillating between horrifying and beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF6cBf133rA&feature=youtu.be

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g9Zlze0hbxk/RtWbZePqqkI/AAAAAAAAAAM/lKYCCclbe4M/s320/kilroyshit.jpg

that video is amazing. by 1:50 in he'd ground me down so completely i'd have done anything for him.

"you were subjected to a barrage of intros... *arches eyebrow* and you want to join my death cult?"

"Someone ran up to you in the street and poured a bucket of pig shit over you" <dramatic pause> <vocal upswing> "because you're a right-wing bigot?"

Dead? Oh, not yet.

What has Kilroy been doing for the last decade? I can honestly find nothing. Would've thought there were many opportunities to get on TV. Hope the reason is that he's having a really shit time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q8HpCsOTGE

Disappointingly, he just seems to be plodding along:

How has Kilroy filled his days since 2009, when he left Brussels? “We’re very busy,” he says. “We travel a lot, go to the theatre, opera, ballet. Life’s been very full. I haven’t got enough time to do all the things I want to do.”

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/brexit/2019/09/robert-kilroy-silk-godfather-brexit

be sweet to see him delivering carpet-warehouse leaflets because he sure still sounds like a smug cunt.

Kilroy walked so Farage could run

Infrequent TV interviews on politics followed, as did a handful of self-published novels on consensual adult incest and forced adoption, before he disappeared.

i'm sorry, what

more on these important works here:
https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/2011/sep/23/robert-kilroy-silk-returns-interview

it's racy stuff:
"Michael Steven's 18-year-old daughter, Katherina, who he had not seen since she was less than a year old, had arrived at his front door a little over an hour ago, on this Friday afternoon in early June, looking spectacular in the bright sunlight."

almost lanchesteresque

chesteresque anyway

"There is surely nothing wrong with incest between consenting adults, at least when, as in my book, one party is a parent and the other is a child, and they haven't seen each other for decades. I know it's shocking, but there are circumstances such as those when it isn't wrong."

i'm sorry, what

His third, Abduction, is better written than the others, but even more likely to require publishers who read it to be brought round with smelling salts. It deals with two parents framed as violent by a pair of hetero-hating lesbian social workers and have their children forcibly adopted as a result.

this is fine tho

we've all been there

he's gone full Icke p much

icke would have the kids forcibly adopted by 12-foot lizard archons who harvested their adrenochrome as part of a sex/death ritual tbf

i say with authority as, by some dark synchronicity, i was reading david icke's wikipedia page like 90 minutes ago

https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51lfSbUVGuL.jpg

CLOSURE chronicles the gradual disintegration of a strong middle-class English woman’s family confronted with the social and economic pressures of contemporary Britain – a son fighting in Afghanistan, a husband sacked by a bank for whistle-blowing and contracting a terminal illness, a married daughter conducting an illicit affair, the business of her son-on-law collapsing, and her elderly and frail mother put in a residential home.

Its conclusion will surprise and shock.

CLOSURE is a searing critique of the state of Britain today – of its politics and, in particular, of the metropolitan political elite with its stifling culture of political correctness. It will be thoroughly enjoyed by all those who appreciate the sensitive dissection of complex emotions and sexual relationships.

Robert Kilroy-Silk has embarked on his fifth career. He has been an academic – a university lecturer in political philosophy – an MP (and MEP), a television presenter – of BBC’s Kilroy for eighteen years, a political columnist – The Times, The Daily Express and Time Out, and is now writing novels full time.

Reviewer STARQUESTER goes there:

Kilroy manages to serve up an adequately involving concoction of intrigue and surprises. Whilst not in the same class as his " History of Socialism since Marx"- an under appreciated work which should be given more recognition, his choice of subject matter is illuminating in relation to just how far he has come from his working class roots.

i both want to look up some kilroy-written sex scenes and also very much do not want to do that

how on earth did he get so rich? He must have either been one hard-grifting corrupt motherfucker when he was a Labour MP or the bbc were grossly overpaying him - well the answer is probably there.

he was one of their big dogs for quite a long time, if you want the best borderline crazy racist concern trolls you've gotta pay the going rate.

hving signed up to a free kindle unlimited trial to page through kilroy's paean to incest, i can exclusively reveal that the sex happens within the first four pages and it is... not good

kilroy-silcke

what if incest but bad

and let's not forget the game show that in a fairer world would've qualified him for a life peerage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgdKFcOssnA

bg are you telling us that the start of this novel is basically woman turns up on doorstep and says "hi Dad, long time no see, let's bone" ??

that is 100% what i'm telling u

Mills and Loon

https://i.imgur.com/42FMDXZ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/xbUwFuN.jpg

i'm so sorry

no yr not

my forthcoming vanity novel The Four Greatest Shits I've Ever Had will be a real page-turner by comparison.

no way that's been past an editor

Ha, I've also been screenshotting stuff.

The description of the male protagonist is hilarious

https://i.imgur.com/4Mip4mA.jpg

This is the sex scene, please look away now, no really.

https://i.imgur.com/7F79S8s.jpg

I did warn you.

This is the man discussing politics with his 18-year-old daughter, not sure if she is a character, or even just a set of adjectives, imagine reading a saucy taboo novel and getting this in the first chapter.

https://i.imgur.com/HvHvsTX.jpg

Finally, here is the serious author doing his research before writing his important novel.

https://i.imgur.com/kxipviW.jpg

no yr not

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luv2hav sex that's vigorous AND frenzied

the protagonist can't be kilroy's fantasy ideal of himself it says he's tanned

it's clarkson

oh jesus

Tanned whereas Kilroy-Silk is pickled.

feel like this thread is teetering on the edge of potential libel, god knows i am

missed the bit about "self-published" ok that's a couple of questions answered

there are so, so many others tho

If it had been through an editor can you imagine the fury that would have been unleashed when they took out the bold /underlined bits

what is she ostentatiously sniffing the inside of? grammar tells us the hall mirror

How do you check yourself for BO?

Her skills wallet. But I’m guessing there’s a line about a jacket that bg cut out to spare our eyes?

The sex scene is not the worst one I’ve ever seen, but lol if you bought this muck expecting TABOO and THE LOVE THAT DARE NOT etc and got some deleted legitimate concerns bit that was longer than the sex scene.

Btw, bg, if you actually paid real money for that you can get a refund.

jesus christ

Ah the reviews

I have just finished reading this book by Robert Kilroy-Silk who was one of my most favourite presenters whilst on TV. I haven't heard much about him over the past few years and was excited and curious to know what type of novel he could have possibly written.

It looks like this has been his first book on the Kindle and I only hope that he can give us some more from where this has come from. I loved it. A very awkward subject to tackle, Kilroy has written a blinder and according to the cover, is based on a true story, which makes it even more compelling.

I knew he wouldn't let me down.

you'll never convince me he didn't write all the reviews himself

ctrl f "vigorous"

Btw, bg, if you actually paid real money for that you can get a refund.

you'll never convince me he didn't write all the reviews himself

you'll never convince me BG isn't all of them

did some research into the recs we'll all now be getting and discovered that billy zane features in winston s. churchill's only novel

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Historic quote from the now prime minister about this wordsmith

’I want you to rip out his Aztec gizzard,’ instructs the editor of this, the Tory house mag.

what's the German word for opening a thread about a celeb expecting them to have died and instead it's... this
?

The part of him that doesn't love incest died

*ross from friends voice* IT WAS CONSENSUAL

"We're drinking tea in the opulent living room of his vast house, formerly owned by suave actor Dirk Bogarde and heavy-metal bawler Ozzy Osbourne."

That sex scene is disgusting. A green carpet ffs?

top fact: the author of the bogarde-ozzy sentence has written a critically acclaimed book for verso about the frankfurt school and another one (not for verso) called "mrs slocombe's pussy"

comrade corbyn pls cleanse this debased society

There’s beef!

IN October 1985, The Oxford Mail reported on a pair of seemingly innocuous backbench Labour MPs having a 'scuffle' in Parliament.

'Astonished' colleagues watched on as one grabbed the other 'by the lapel' in a face-to-face row.

The whole incident was probably overblown - one, Robert Kilroy-Silk, merely became a chat show host and the other is, well, favourite to be Britain's next prime minister.

The row broke out when Mr Kilroy-Silk challenged Mr Corbyn 'over remarks he made during a weekend television programme', according to the now Labour leader.

"MPs looked on as the two appeared to be near to blows - although none was struck," the Mail added.

Mr Corbyn said the pair came face-to-face while voting against a contentious transport bill.

He explained: "Mr Kilroy-Silk came up to me and said he wanted a word. He grabbed me by the lapel. I thought he was overwrought and overexcited."

Mr Kilroy-Silk did not comment.

"overwrought and overexcited" = "tired and emotional"

the contentious transport legislation was the deregulation and privatisation of buses i think

good reminder that the garbage blairite intake of the 90's wasn't really some new low for the PLP - just more of the same.

when I read it on my phone outside without glasses on it looked like "overweight and oversexed".

#TheMostImportantGraph, to which I have added an annotation. How bus use in major cities outside of London went from double the level of London to half the level of London. It's important. Lots of factors as well as forced deregulation, but deregulation was a factor. No doubt. pic.twitter.com/g4gc40MdlB

— Tom Forth (@thomasforth) November 13, 2019

the contentious transport legislation was the deregulation and privatisation of buses i think

#TheMostImportantGraph, to which I have added an annotation. How bus use in major cities outside of London went from double the level of London to half the level of London. It's important. Lots of factors as well as forced deregulation, but deregulation was a factor. No doubt. pic.twitter.com/g4gc40MdlB

— Tom Forth (@thomasforth) November 13, 2019

that’s great and everything but what does it have to do with consensual adult incest

of course now jeff bezos thinks i’m into incest so i look forward to seeing what horrors my amazon recommendations throw up now
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 17:47 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

sure, sure. loved baba o'riley btw

LOOK it was RESEARCH for a POST yr honour

whatever, Mr Incest Townsend!

*ross from friends voice* IT WAS CONSENSUAL

Lads

that’s great and everything but what does it have to do with consensual adult incest

It also went down after 1984 as people in rural areas could no longer easily travel to their siblings' house.

lol!

People in rural areas already live in their siblings' houses

ah that lost Dennis Potter classic with the long-winded title

having a little peruse of kilroy's work as a times columnist in the late 80s and he was already fully formed back then. hates ted heath and the eu, compares the emerging eu to the crumbling soviet block, literally has a column with the headline "Dark days, when white cannot be beautiful", and has this to say about Lady Osamor (who was rejected by the NEC from the shortlist of the vauxhall clp candidacy despite being nominated by numerous branches and affiliates, the place later going to kate fucking hoey):

If proof were needed of her ``unsuitability'', or that she is out of touch with most Labour voters, it was provided the Saturday before last when I interviewed her for Radio 4's Behind the Headlines. Martha did not know that the Cup Final was to be played that very day, still less who was playing.

That was strange, to say the least, given the media attention it had received after the Hillsborough tragedy. More to the point, it is extraordinary that someone who aspires to be a Labour MP, to represent working people, should demonstrate such an ignorance of their national game. Whatever else she may be, she cannot claim to be a woman of ``the people''. Not of those who live in Liverpool, Birmingham, Preston, Huddersfield or Leeds, she can't.

Obv Kate Hoey had a library of blue Rothmans books and could quote all sorts of random football league trivia

kate hoey is a gooner lol

yeah but which club does she support?

Linfield