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I just found out that "Intelligent Design" is the new catchphrase for creationism. Just wanted to share this knowledge.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Fortean Times had a great article about it a couple years ago... I found it preposterous but really interesting. But I've so much trouble with hay fever and tooth decay that I don't see any intelligent design in the universe at all.

andy, Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

yup, and they're trying to force a Montana school board to add this to the "science cirriculum"...

Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i clicked this thread thinking it was about graphic design. i feel betrayed.

dyson (dyson), Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

moi aussi :(

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, they've been trying to pull this one for a while -- it's American fundamentalism's desperate retrenching against the ever-increasing flood of knowledge regarding geology and genetics.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 January 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

As if throwing the word "intelligent" around makes their ideas any less ignorant.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 29 January 2004 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like once when I was in high school and hadn't actually read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and used a shit ton of words in my bullshitting paper and still got an F.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 January 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I was hoping this thread was going to be about ergonomics.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 29 January 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I was hoping this thread was going to be about ergonomics.

Me too. Or a discussion about this book:

http://a1204.g.akamai.net/7/1204/1401/03122213011/images.barnesandnoble.com/images/7210000/7218097.jpg

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 29 January 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

to be filed under: pour syrup on shit, call it pancakes

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 29 January 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude you would burn yourself with that teapot.

Stuart (Stuart), Thursday, 29 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Excuse me! Sorry for calling attention to myself, but I wrote a pretty detailed little diatribe against "Intelligent Design" in the Creationism thread a while back. Please read it, it's probably one of the better things I've written on ILE. Seriously, homies, check it out if you can find it.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 January 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Creationism

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 30 January 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 30 January 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude you would burn yourself with that teapot

That's the point!

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 30 January 2004 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I never thought about it but I guess masochists do need their own teapots.

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 January 2004 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
I would have thought that the Utah school system would go for this, but they rejected it!

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.venganza.org/sightings/thumbnails/niklas_jansson.jpg

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)


"SETI is an attempt to identify intelligent design in radio signals from outer space, signals with an intelligent origin rather than a natural origin," he said. "If we can try to detect intelligent design in signals we receive from outer space, why can't we detect intelligent design in genetic codes we see in biology?"

~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahha spencer that pic rules

JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

"SETI is an attempt to identify intelligent design in radio signals from outer space, signals with an intelligent origin rather than a natural origin," he said. "If we can try to detect intelligent design in signals we receive from outer space, why can't we detect intelligent design in genetic codes we see in biology?"

Ever notice how I.D. arguments always follow this same pattern: "If x, why not y?" Why not guys? Why not?

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 15 September 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

And right wing counter arguments run the same way --

"if gays marry -- why not turtles?"

~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 15 September 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

Ever notice how I.D. arguments always follow this same pattern: "If x, why not y?" Why not guys? Why not?

Is this response due to the fact that you can't come up with a reasonable argument against "if x, why not y?" Intelligent design can be found in signals, but not genetic code, is that it? When the day comes we modify babies as casually as we modify fruit and vegetables, you'll eat those words, smart guy.

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

In science, as opposed to ID, the burden of evidence is on the person proposing the "theory" (a term used very loosely when applied to ID). You can't just say "Hey, it kind of might make sense that xyz. Don't believe me? Prove me wrong!"

When the day comes we modify babies as casually as we modify fruit and vegetables, you'll eat those words, smart guy.

What does the ability to modify babies have to do with anything? We can split atoms and make big explosions too, but I don't see how that implies a desinger.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 15 September 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

designer. Sorry.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 15 September 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

again, this is bullshit masquerading as a sincere attempt at rational thought.

The same exact thing happened with global warming("But there's a controversey", no there's NOT), or cigarettes. A deliberate effort is being made to discredit science that some people don't like, so they throw plenty of bullshit into the mix which is duly covered by most media types operating in full-blown "he said/she said/we're clueless" mode. The anti-science side doesn't have to provide shit for scientific evidence, they only have to generate doubt.

"but but but this ad says that 9 out of 10 doctors prefer the cool taste of Lucky Strikes! Surely this means that the arguement isn't settled, and so nothing conclusive can ever be said!"

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 September 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

to see what some of us have already beated into the ground, go here: Creationism

and start readin'...

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 September 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

"beaten", etc...

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 September 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

yes, quite beaten, but I think never beated.

As for Utah, followers of Mormanism are often not rational.

and that argument "if x, why not y? why not guys? why not?" is often used for Darwinian origin of species and natural selection. "If this animal is similar to this animal, Why didn't they evolve from each other? why not guys?" or "If life had to come about through some unintelligent means, why didn't it happen in a puddle under many highly unlikely situations? why not guys?"

discussing this argument that way is just a hasty generalization, irrelevant, and will only hinder your way of thinking about it.

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 15 September 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

You can see whether an animal evolved from another by looking at their DNA.

beanz (beanz), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

b-b-b-but, you just used that arugment to make a meta argument!


xpost

~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

"If this animal is similar to this animal, Why didn't they evolve from each other? why not guys?"

and then you investigate it and it turns out to be... untrue. sometimes. point being that if an interesting "why not" suggests itself - take it further. find out if it actually is the case. you can't just leave a "why not" hanging there, especially if it's more than interesting, but, say, totally opposed to what anyone would imagine to be true.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Presumably because in the two cases you're talking about there's some obvious potential causal link to be investigated ie. They're similar because their DNA's similar, so they're probably related, which would imply that they have a common ancestor...Or, that the chemistry of life looks a lot like the chemistry of warm puddles in a reducing atmosphere, so maybe one led to the other.

ID adherents tend to try and make links between phenomena that have no connection to one another ie. SETI signals and genetic codes.

ps As either only one religion or none of them can actually be correct, I would argue that makes Mormons at least as rational as every other religious grouping.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

What does the ability to modify babies have to do with anything? We can split atoms and make big explosions too, but I don't see how that implies a desinger.

Because, once we become expert at baby modification, as with produce, we will be able to look at genes and say, "Yes, that had to be designed that way" with some authority, just as we analyze a signal and say, "yes, that had to be designed" after we mastered language and radio frequencies. Get it?

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Umm...I think we're missing a point here. The universe wasn't made for us, we evolved in it...So we kinda have to fit in with its major features. Otherwise we wouldn't exist to notice these freaky coincidences, would we?

Anyhow; as for the code of DNA having to be that way; when Crick and Watson first took their look at DNA, Crick suggested it might be coded in a way that is actually more efficient than the one that is used - obviously it turned out he was wrong (that is they eventually found out the actual code used by DNA) but it does show you that things don't have to be the way they are.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Because, once we become expert at baby modification, as with produce, we will be able to look at genes and say, "Yes, that had to be designed that way" with some authority, just as we analyze a signal and say, "yes, that had to be designed" after we mastered language and radio frequencies. Get it?

This makes absolutely, utterly no sense. I mean we already are experts at produce modification and scientists aren't admitting, "hey, well, guess tomatoes came directly from god's intelligent design! Babies, OTOH, obviously not!" They already are experts at modification in OTHER lifeforms and they AREN'T saying, "Oh yes, that HAD to be designed that way!" I mean you're talking in one enormous nonsensical circle.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

No, you jackass, but we can say, "There's no way this isn't a genetically modified orange." And if we started making perfect babies, we'd be aware of all that comes with that, too.

Show us your tits.

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Yes. We can say, "This orange is genetically modified." What the fuck does that have to do with proving intelligent design?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Um, I'm just comparing intelligent design of genes vs. intelligent design of signals. We can already compare what fruit "evolved" and what didn't, ie. what was "intelligently designed" and what wasn't. So, the more we get involved with genetics, the more we will comprehend. And, one day, we might understand so well that we say, "Some alien farmer obviously spliced a monkey with a snake to create humans. Look it's like what we did to that orange." Joking, but hopefully you can comprehend now.

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

I want to know why creationists want to attribute the vulgar, unfinished and haphazard "miracle" of life and nature to their god.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

I mean, basically, you are failing to address a basic tenet of science in your "argument" here, which is that you can't just say, "Hey! It's possible! I mean, why the hell not!" There is a burden of proof. And, I mean, I'm sorry, but science hasn't advance enough to the point where it can prove that an intelligent overall designer ie a god-figure/alien/John Travolta is actually responsible for the appearance of evolution, ability to genetically modify oranges, sasquatch, etc. Kind of difficult. I mean I can sit here and say, "Hey! This is like this, so I mean why not this!" all day long but it doesn't make any of it reasonable or, more importantly, science.

I mean, I can say, "Hey! This sheep is a clone!" but that's not proof of either evolutionary theory or intelligent design. Like your orange.

xpost maybe you shouldn't phrase your arguments like a complete fuckbag and you'd get people replying to you. One day, we might understand so well as to say, "There is no such thing as god!" That day isn't here, and claiming that ability to geneticaly modify produce is proof that it is coming is a "Hey, this, why not this!" argument. Hopefully you can comprehend now.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Spencer OTM, no god of mine is responsible for Jared Leto, that is for sure.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

because they do not view it as such

xpost

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

First of all, how do you know it's haphazard and unfinished? Second of all, why not? Any God I can think of has always been described as equally good and terrible in all major holy books. It's more like an ignorant version of Christianity that came up with the concept of "God is good and happy and loves us all."

Preacher-Man, Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Typing 'intelligent design' into google image search gives you this:
http://xo.typepad.com/blog/fundies.gif

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

xpost maybe you shouldn't phrase your arguments like a complete fuckbag and you'd get people replying to you. One day, we might understand so well as to say, "There is no such thing as god!" That day isn't here, and claiming that ability to geneticaly modify produce is proof that it is coming is a "Hey, this, why not this!" argument. Hopefully you can comprehend now.

Actually, Aleister Crowley proved it perfectly well (better than any other philosophical tenet) in his 0=2 chapter of Magick Without Tears... and he's a total fuckbag, too! But, he still proved it: you don't need a God and there is no reason why there would be one. In fact, it proves to be more of a problem.

Now, show us your tits.

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

What it comes down to is that the SETI argument vis a vis genetic code and lifeforms on earth are two completely different things. I mean, no one would say, "American WWII codebreakers intercepted and attempted to decipher strange radio signals, which turned out were from the JAPANESE, who 'designed' these messages themselves. Therefore, it is reasonable to believe that all lifeforms were also designed." Would they?

xpost It's more like an ignorant version of Christianity that came up with the concept of "God is good and happy and loves us all."

Also: Christianity, the world's only religion.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

OK it's rather highly debatable that Aleister Crowley proved that, Zanders.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

But what do I know. I only WORK FOR SCIENCE MAGAZINE! I'm gonna go show some of the editorial staff my tits now.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Star Jelly, Pwdre Ser,
http://www.ocean-adventures.org/images/biologist/moon%20jelly.jpeg.jpg

Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

What it comes down to is that the SETI argument vis a vis genetic code and lifeforms on earth are two completely different things. I mean, no one would say, "American WWII codebreakers intercepted and attempted to decipher strange radio signals, which turned out were from the JAPANESE, who 'designed' these messages themselves. Therefore, it is reasonable to believe that all lifeforms were also designed." Would they?

Ha ha, not even what I said, idiot. I'm just comparing looking for intelligence in genetics and in signals. There's no reason why we can't compare the two. Most likely SETI is a waste of time and most likely Intelligent Design is a waste of time. Also, please note that up a couple posts I stated clearly that Crowley's 0=2 DISPROVES God, not proves the idea. Combine the 0=2 theory with his Unicursal Hexagram and you have a perfectly formulated theory of how the universe works, coming from "nothing."

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

OK it's rather highly debatable that Aleister Crowley proved that, Zanders.

http://www.hermetic.com/crowley/mwt/mwt_05.html

Not likely, Jackson. If he didn't prove it well enough with one of the methods he uses to explain (algebra, for instance), he tends to seal the deal with another explanation in simpler terms.

Whether it is ACTUALLY the true reality of how the universe "works," it is more solid than any argument could possibly be for Intelligent Design *or* the big bang.

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

what were the odds that an Intelligent Design thread would attract idiots? It's almost as if someone had planned it all this way...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Look! Here you are!

The Plan Worked, Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

http://tienda.dreamers.com/imagenes/45596.jpg

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.marveldirectory.com/pics/picsb/beyonder.gif

Okie Pa Ceremony, Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Evidentally, March of the Penguins being co-opted by intelligent design...
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/13/science/13peng.html

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

The Watcher What Watches At Midnight!

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Whatever you say, big boy.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Whatever you say, big boy.
See, talk down to a woman and she'll start calling you "big boy." Next line is "why don't ya come up and see me some time?"

Actually the explanation of his "unicursal hexagram" explains his theory of the universe. This 0=2 thing just destroys the concept of "God" being a worthwhile one, even with bad maths, as most of the useful stuff is the pre(r)amble.

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

theory =/ proof

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

No, no, but the preamble was proof enough that there is no room for God. The theory is just his explanation of what might be going on. I am not offering a theory as proof of anything, just a logical argument that succeeds.

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

ok!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

"proof enough" = foregone conclusion, if the universe makes any sense at all. People try to make the point with Occam's Razor, but it just doesn't succeed on as many levels as destroying the concept piece by piece from every angle of every religion.

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

c===8

~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

This explains the Unicursal Hexagram thing, his 0 = 2 theory in terms of hyperbola... "space-bending" infinty loop: http://beastbay.com/beastbay/963765937/index_html

Pretty cool concept for an old nutter. And much shorter than the other thing.

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

have you guys ever seen The Butterfly Effect?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

; ^)p ~~~ c===8

Thanks!, Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

xpost, no but it sucks, right? Ashton Kutcher?

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

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~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

It's better than this thread, at least.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

F YOU LET ME STICK MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH YOU'LL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE

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Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

I think this contentious issue will once and for all be resolved on this very thread.

On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Thursday, 15 September 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Intelligent design can be found in signals, but not genetic code, is that it?

Well, them SETI boys keep tryin', BUT THEY AIN'T FOUND NOTHIN' YET. Y'all welcome to do the same. But please don't bother the children of decent, hardworking people until you come back with something better than "man, that shit could HAPPEN!"

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 15 September 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, cause he did brace himself. And knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity.

bobby taylor (rogermexico), Thursday, 15 September 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

I'm trying to remember all the university computer labs back in, what, 1999? where the I.T. dorks installed Seti@Home as the screensaver on every single system...

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 September 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

JD: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

it'd be good if one day we find out how life is created properly, be it evolution or whatever.

then go to a distant planet and DESIGN IT! omg, and then observe what they think!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Best graph ever: http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

hahahah MARTIN OTM

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

xpost

"As either only one religion or none of them can actually be correct"


but, according to the tao te ching:

"The way you can go
isn't the real way.
The name you can say
isn't the real name."

(from the ursula le guin translation)

and everything i say is a lie. can this simultaneously be true and untrue? i would argue that certain spiritual beliefs allow for incorporation of other "opposing" belief systems at the same time. by many definitions of religion, science could be considered one. as for fundamentalist christianity, anyone who believes that ultimate knowledge lies in a book is an ass.

viborgu, Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

but if the belief of tolerance and allowing for the incorporation of other beliefs is the correct belief and there is no true religion, then that religion is right and the others are wrong and we've just come full circle and i need some aspirin

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

viborgu, if those points are in reference to the Crowley stuff (but if not, what perfect timing!), he kills both points in the 0=2 paper.

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

no it was in reference to something stone monkey said regarding morons - doh! - mormons way up thread. as for crowley, trying to prove there is no god is as useless as trying to prove there is a god. if you want to be a hedonist, just fucking do it. skip the meandering justifications.

viborgu, Thursday, 15 September 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

viborgu, that wa a total nonsequitir. Don't be so presumptuous. Crowley was answering a student of his who asked about God. Elsewhere, later on, in the same book, he jokingly skirts the issue. But, as a teacher to his student, he did a very good job in helping her analyze the concept of God. As far as being a hedonist, he did just fucking do it and he never attempted to justify it. Although I'm not sure he'd have considered it hedonism and he tended to have reasons for everything he did.

Feeling Good, Thursday, 15 September 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

and another bit about the Flying Spaghetti Monster:

...Henderson closes his letter to the Kansas board with this fond vision of the future: "I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country and, eventually, the world; one-third time for intelligent design, one-third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one-third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence..."

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 September 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

Evidentally, March of the Penguins being co-opted by intelligent design...

Funny, because if there was ever a case AGAINST intelligent design...

Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Thursday, 15 September 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

I only WORK FOR SCIENCE MAGAZINE!

Wait, you do? I never heard about this! How cool!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 September 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

I'll give them intelligent design if they'll provide equal space for socialism in government classes--not Soviet pseudo-communism, but Jesus "the rich can go to hell" Christ socialism, and John Stuart Mill socialism.

Staghorn, Friday, 16 September 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

they should let Tom Cruise do presentations. apparently those guys even have tents down in NOLA/Mississippi giving out free antibiotic shots.

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 September 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

Has Feeling Good proved anything yet? I started skimming when he began to reference one of the world's dodgiest charlatans in every post.

Prove it, FG, please prove that Intelligent Design exists. If you manage it, I'll come good on the blowjob offer.

(that bit about signals/genes - are you saying "because some things are designed [by humans], everything must be designed [by humans or otherwise]"? Hahahahaha you idiot)

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 September 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

Markelby, you don't even know my position. That's truly hilarious to be challenged to support a position I never supported in the first place. Maybe that's why you don't know what I have or have not proved yet. I suspect your knowledge regarding the dodgiest charlatan is about as shaky, as I'm sure if you can't be bothered to actually read a few short paragraphs, you certainly haven't read a damn thing of his from cover to cover.

Feeling Good, Friday, 16 September 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

No, I haven't, because he's a fraud, FG. More than that, though, you have to be just a little bit warped to have such a fascination in thing slike "magick" (but then you're arguing in support of ID so that's taken as read).

But yes, I am not in a position to talk about Crowley. So let's get back to your proof that ID is a justifiable approach. I'm waiting.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 September 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

And yes, until you start using proof rather than (unworkable) logic in your arguments, I'll keep la la laing with my fingers in my ears. It's the only way people like you can be treated.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 September 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Once again, let me reitterate: you're asking me to show proof of something I'm not trying to prove, moron.

Feeling Good, Friday, 16 September 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

You're the moron. You SHOULD be trying to prove it because without proof your argument is nothing. See? Moron.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 September 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

And that pretty much sums it up. Goodbye, Intelligent Design.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 September 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

You didn't even read 2 posts ago where I said CLEARLY "that's truly hilarious to be challenged to support a position I NEVER SUPPORTED IN THE FIRST PLACE."

Dumb-dee-dumb-dumb. Yooooou.

Feeling Good, Friday, 16 September 2005 10:15 (twenty years ago)

But, I would love to hear what you're take on my "argument" is. Then we'll compare notes and just laaafff and laugh.

Feeling Good, Friday, 16 September 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

Because, once we become expert at baby modification, as with produce, we will be able to look at genes and say, "Yes, that had to be designed that way" with some authority, just as we analyze a signal and say, "yes, that had to be designed" after we mastered language and radio frequencies. Get it?

Um, I'm just comparing intelligent design of genes vs. intelligent design of signals. We can already compare what fruit "evolved" and what didn't, ie. what was "intelligently designed" and what wasn't. So, the more we get involved with genetics, the more we will comprehend. And, one day, we might understand so well that we say, "Some alien farmer obviously spliced a monkey with a snake to create humans. Look it's like what we did to that orange." Joking, but hopefully you can comprehend now.


They're your quotes, right? They're peppered with non-logic in the guise of rational discussion. If you don't support ID, then you might as well actually have an argument if you're going to play devil's advocate.

I believe you are one of these psychotic individuals who has no concept of debate. You also bang on about lunatics and their half-arsed theories like they, y'know, matter. And then you deny what's in plain irrevocable site. You're a creepy weirdo.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 September 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

It's a squillion years in the future.

Mankind has miraculously survived.

We have amassed such huge knowledge that we now know exactly how *everything* works. We have also harnessed technology to a level that allows us to create life and replicate the very circumstances that led to it.

We can buy Microwave Primordial Soup (you're only 30 seconds from your first single celled organism!") and Big Bang In A Box ("give your children the Universe and everything in it for Christmas!").

I know it's a stretch of the imagination to think this could happen but when you think how far we've come in a couple of million years it may not be impossible.

If so, is it possible that this already happened?

If so, would that make us Intelligently Designed?

I'll play Devil's Advocate (GerryNemo), Friday, 16 September 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

Markelby, my dear fellow, had you gone up simply one post higher, you'd see the "position" I was defending:

Someone said this:
Ever notice how I.D. arguments always follow this same pattern: "If x, why not y?" Why not guys? Why not?

So, I said this:
Is this response due to the fact that you can't come up with a reasonable argument against "if x, why not y?" Intelligent design can be found in signals, but not genetic code, is that it? When the day comes we modify babies as casually as we modify fruit and vegetables, you'll eat those words, smart guy.

You see, genius, I had taken the term "Intelligent Design" outside of the limitations of a mere header for God to apply it as a joke. My position is, "Sure why not let them look for it. IN SOME-ODD YEARS, people will be able to recognize "intelligent design" in genetics, for instance, just as they believe now that they could recognize "intelligent signals" (which is also "design"). In my opinion, however, both SETI and Intelligent Design are a waste of time. There is not a reasonable argument against looking for Intelligent Design on small-scale research like genetics (ie. "wild dogs wolves have clearly been bred into useless, yapping house muppets!") and so there is no reason why they can't attempt to apply it to large scale projects like outer space. Good luck to them in their attempt to furnish proof, I say. But, then I say that to every dickhole who comes along with a "theory of everything."

Feeling Good, Friday, 16 September 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

How many people have you met who have a theory of everything? Excepting religious types that is.

beanz (beanz), Friday, 16 September 2005 10:58 (twenty years ago)

I haven't read the rest of the thread, but this jumped out on the blog view:

How many people have you met who have a theory of everything? Excepting religious types that is.

M-theorists to thread!

The Brocade Fire (kate), Friday, 16 September 2005 11:04 (twenty years ago)

Brian Green! Yes. I was just going to say that. Aleister Crowley and his 0=2 hyperbola, too. Big Bang. Unified Field Theory. Holographic Universe?

I don't know, I'm not real familiar with it all...


If I'm being perfectly serious, then I think a scholastic textbook or perhaps even a class called "Origins" or some such thing should be included in high school curriculum. Then and there, logic can fight out all attacks on itself openly on solid ground. No more quick jabs in Biology class. They want to call God "Intelligent Design?" Fine, we'll use the premise of Intelligent Design and we'll examine it from every angle. We'll explain what can be recognized as "design" and what can't and then we'll set about to seeing what are the most logical theories. It took Aleister Crowley only a couple of pages to exploit the weaknesses of every religion on earth. How easy would it be to spend a few chapters in a textbook about the weaknesses of each religion, to pinpoint exactly the flaw of logic just as Crowley did? We can simply present them all as theories of Intelligent Design and show their weaknesses, just as my Biology teacher explained to me in 9th grade about gaps in the fossil record.

It would have to be done tactfully and with some sort of organized political effort aimed at "openness, honesty and tolerance for each others' beliefs," of course. So, we examine these beliefs logically, with "openness and honesty." Of course, by doing so, we crush them all in short order, but that's just what happens by default, not OUR fault. We make it palattable like we did with sex education.

I think in a few short generations, the meddlesome aspect of religious views would be dramatically reduced in our country, at least, and we could then get on with things like stem cell research and other stuff that matters.

Feeling Good, Friday, 16 September 2005 11:08 (twenty years ago)

I hope I didn't just help out an intelligent designer. I certainly do not support that point of view. (Like I said, I've not read the rest of the thread.)

The Brocade Fire (kate), Friday, 16 September 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

You didn't. Did my last post look like that of an intelligent design-er?

Feeling Good, Friday, 16 September 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

I think Stephen Hawking now supports m-theory, having concluded for the past 30 years everybody inc. himself has been completely wrong about black holes. This was on (annoying) Horizon last night.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 16 September 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

I neglected an x-post. Anyway, I'm going to run away now because these types of threads scare me.

The Brocade Fire (kate), Friday, 16 September 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

TS: intelligent desin versus intelligent designer jeans

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 16 September 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

Sevens look pretty hot on chicks, I must admit. For me, I've done pretty good with any old thing from Marshalls. I got some aged ones, some really dark ones with the vertical denim detailing. If I'm remembering correctly, J Crew had good-looking jeans a long time ago, although I never owned a pair. I stuck with my ill-tailored Levi's for so long, I must finally say, "So long, Levi's."

Feeling Good, Friday, 16 September 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

You see, genius, I had taken the term "Intelligent Design" outside of the limitations of a mere header for God to apply it as a joke.

hahahahaha oh my god this again?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 16 September 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

hahahahaha oh my god this again!

Germany knows a little Alan, Friday, 16 September 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

(I don't know why, what I'm doing what I'm doing)
See, baby I, apologize
For all the things that I've done that I've done
See I've known that I've been a fool for far too long
And baby you have it, I go around to wait, just come back to papa
Please baby, baby won't you stay
If you really love me then why are you leavin me

I can't think, think about this crazy day
I lose sleep just to daydream about you babyyyyyyyy
I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, just to thinkin about you lately (crazy baby)
I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, just to thinkin about you baby (I don't know
what to do)
I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, thinkin about you lately (crazy, crazy,
crazy)
I'm going crazy, crazy, (crazy, crazy) when I can't touch you
Crazy, crazy (I'm going crazy) when I can't hold you
Crazy, crazy, (I'm going crazy) when I can't see you again
(Said I'm going crazy)

(Said I'm going crazy)
I've finally realized, that you are my true love
And I had a lot of time to think, and you're all seem to keep thinking,
To keep thinkin of, yeahhh
And now I know I need you each and every day
I can't live without you, so don't run away
Baby you say that you love me, so why'd you leave me, why (why, why, why, why)

I can't think, think about this crazy day
I lose sleep just to daydream about you baby (I'm going crazy)
I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, just thinkin about you lately (just to think)
I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, just thinkin about you baby
(I'm goin crazy, I'm going crazy)
I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, thinkin about you lately
I'm going crazy, crazy, (crazy, crazy)when i can't touch you (I'm going crazy)
Crazy, crazy (crazy, crazy), when I can't hold you
Crazy, crazy, when I can see again (if I can see you, if I can see you if I can
see you, if I can see you)
If I can see you, if I can see you again
Then I would go, if I could see you again
I'd go craeeae

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

"As either only one religion or none of them can actually be correct, I would argue that makes Mormons at least as rational as every other religious grouping."

"Of course, by doing so, we crush them all in short order, but that's just what happens by default, not OUR fault."

A line of thought:
Starting with the assumption that reason is something that is God-given. The only correct religion would be rational only to the people God chooses. So, if God chooses people who follow him by faith and not people who try to "figure out" or have proof of the correct religion, then people trying to "figure out" religion (on their own) will not have the reason to do it with.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 17 September 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

Thanks for the nonsense!

Germany, Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Starting with the assumption that reason is something that is God-given, as you say (it is what separates us from the animals, afterall), I run into a problem immediately with your line of thought. Faith is not reason. Period. Using reason (not faith), what separates us from the animals, we can quickly and logically conclude that there need be no God and, indeed, adding the concept of "God" to the mix unecessarily complicates things and raises more unanswerable questions. Also, if reason is God-given, as you say, it is not something that should be cast aside, obviously, in order to believe in God. That just makes no sense.

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

What if God likes people who follow Him by faith more than people that follow him by reason. He then after the fact of initial following gives more reason? Reason wouldn't be cast aside, but it wouldn't be all that matters.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

Oh and what if God likes people who eat fish on Fridays, cut their foreskin and completely submerge their natural instincts until they pop or become severely neurotic?

Yes, what if... Hmmm....

Now, all this being said, I must listen to the little voice within me, as do we all. As much as I'll argue to discredit the notion of God from the notions put forth by all major world religions and really from every philosophical perspective, and as much as I am absolutely for eliminating it once and for all from public affairs, there is a little voice inside me that seems to believe (or want to) that there is something more. What that might be or if there is anything at all, I have no idea. And just having to admit this drives me up the wall because it is so cliche: "I feel there is something more, what it is I have no idea." Puke.

I think there are a lot of people like me, probably more than who'd want to admit at rough spots, they've thought, "God, if you really are there, just this once please help me!" Ha, pathetic! I actually don't do THAT, because I realize there are people living hellish lives in 3rd world countries, etc. but I'm sure plenty of other "atheists" have and do.

So, I do understand religion and the uncontrollable urge to believe or will to believe, but I do think it has to be extricated from our politics once and for all because listening to little voices inside ourselves is no way to function as a sane, cooperative collective. It is rather difficult for someone outside to verify those little voices and they do tend to disagree with one another.

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

How can you have faith in your own reason?

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

How can you have faith in your own reason?
There are ways! In fact, there are more ways to have faith in logic (as it is logical) than there is to have faith in a faith. "Nothing is true, everything is permitted" makes no sense and yet there is some truth to it, especially where religion is concerned.

For an example, The Golden Rule is reason, not faith. Logic shows us that, if you don't want trouble it is best to treat others how you would like to be treated. Now, on the other hand, you take faith. Faith tells people to go proselytizing. And those people get their asses kicked.

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

You are using your logic to have faith in your logic. Why not use God's logic to have faith in God's logic? Surely God is greater than you (or me).

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

hey, anybody else remember those play-action football games, where you just set up the guys, turned on the table, and watched them go at it for a while?

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

When God tells me his logic, I will listen (but I will be careful to make sure it is not a trickster spirit-- oh, but how will I know?)

I have no problem with people who want to follow this particular article of faith:

Matthew 6:1, 5-8:
"(But) take care not to perform righteous deeds in order that people may see them; otherwise, you will have no recompense from your heavenly Father."

"When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, who love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on street corners so that others may see them. Amen, I say to you, they have received their reward."

"But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, and when you have shut the door, pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees in secret will repay you."

It is too bad that same book tells people to go and preach the good word.

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and by the way, "God gave me my logic to use," right? And all that I have is really His, right? So, I am using God's logic to have faith in my own logic, all according to God's plan: all things are born of necessity! That is the order of perfection. Right?!?!

;)

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

oh, but how will I know?

Could be faith and God will give reason to the people He chooses.

but this is still asking about "I" and your knowledge.

Matthew 10:39
"Whoever finds his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it."

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

god a nairn is so funny

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 September 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure how to respond with a short funny comment.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 17 September 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

Could be faith and God will give reason to the people He chooses.

Hopefully, God will not tell me to crash a plane into a tower or to blow myself up on a bus or something. By the way, you're really avoiding logic and it's not helping your case.

Allow me to share something with you. I expect you'll read however much you wish. I will not bore you with any more quotation after this, but I'd rather not find my own words to make all of these same salient points:

A. We are aware.

B. We cannot doubt the existence (whether "real" or "illusory" makes no difference) of something, because doubt itself is a form of awareness.

C. We lump together all that of which we are aware under the convenient name of "Existence," or "The Universe." Cosmos is not so good for this purpose; that word implies "order," which in the present stage of our argument, is a mere assumption.

D. We also tend to think of the Universe as containing things of which we are not aware; but this is altogether unjustifiable, although it is difficult to think at all without making some such assumption. For instance, one may come upon a new branch of knowledge--say, histology or Hammurabi or the language of the Iroquois or the poems of the Hermaphrodite of Panormita. It seems to be they are all ready waiting for us; we simply cannot believe that we are making it all up as we go along. For all that, it is sheer sophistry; we may merely be unfolding the contents of our own minds. Then again, does a thing cease to exist if we forget it? The answer is that one cannot be sure.

Personally, I feel convinced of the existence of an Universe outside my own immediate awareness; but it is true, even so, that it does not exist for me unless and until it takes its place as part of my consciousness.

E. All this paragraph D is in the nature of a digression, for what you may think of it does not at all touch the argument of this letter. But it had to be put in, just to prevent your mind from raising irrelevant objections. Let me continue, then, from C.

F. Something is. This something appears incalculably vast and complex. How did it come to be?

This, briefly, is the "Riddle of the Universe," which has been always the first preoccupation of all serious philosophers since men began to think at all.

G. The orthodox idiot answer, usually wrapped up in obscure terms in the hope of concealing from the enquirer the fact that it is not an answer at all, but an evasion, is: God created it.

Then, obviously, who created God? Sometimes we have a Demiurge, a creative God behind whom is an eternal formless Greatness--anything to confuse the issue!

Sometimes the Universe is supported by an elephant; he, in turn, stands on a tortoise...by that time it is hoped that the enquirer is too tired and muddled to ask what holds up the tortoise.

Sometimes, a great Father and Mother crystallize out of some huge cloudy confusion of "Elements"--and so on. But nobody answers the question; at least, none of these God-inventing mules, with their incurably commonplace minds.

H. Serious philosophy has always begun by discarding all these puerilities. It has of necessity been divided into these schools: the Nihilist, the Monist, and the Dualist.

I. The last of these is, on the surface, the most plausible; for almost the first thing that we notice on inspecting the Universe is what the Hindu schools call "the Pairs of Opposites."

This, too, is very convenient, because it lends itself so readily to orthodox theology; so we have Ormuzd and Ahriman, the Devas and the Asuras, Osiris and Set, et cetera and da capo, personifications of "Good" and "Evil." The foes may be fairly matched; but more often the tale tells of a revolt in heaven. In this case, "Evil" is temporary; soon, especially with the financial help of the devout, the "devil" will be "cast into the Bottomless Pit" and "the Saints will reign with Christ in glory for ever and ever, Amen!" Often a "redeemer," a "dying God," is needed to secure victory to Omnipotence; and this is usually what little vulgar boys might call a 'touching story'!

J. The Monist (or Advaitist) school, is at once subtler and more refined; it seems to approach the ultimate reality (as opposed to the superficial examination of the Dualists) more closely.

It seems to me that this doctrine is based upon a sorites of doubtful validity. To tell you the hideously shameful truth, I hate this doctrine so rabidly that I can hardly trust myself to present it fairly! But I will try. Meanwhile, you can study it in the Upanishads, in the Bhagavad-Gita, in Ernst Haeckel's The Riddle of the Universe, and dozens of other classics. The dogma appears to excite its dupes to dithyrambs. I have to admit the "poetry" of the idea; but there is something in me which vehemently rejects it with excruciating and vindictive violence. Possibly, this is because part of our own system runs parallel with the first equations of theirs.

K. The Monists perceive quite clearly and correctly that is is absurd to answer the question "How came these Many things (of which we are aware) to be?" by saying that they came from Many; and "Many" in this connection includes Two. The Universe must therefore be a single phenomenon: make it eternal and all the rest of it--i.e. remove all limit of any kind--and the Universe explains itself. How then can Opposites exist, as we observe them to do? Is it not the very essence of our original sorites that the Many must be reducible to the One? They see how awkward this is; so the "devil" of the Dualist is emulsified and evaporated into "illusion"; what they call "Maya" or some equivalent term.

"Reality" for them consists solely of Brahman, the supreme Being "without quantity or quality." They are compelled to deny him all attributes, even that of Existence; for to do so would instantly limit them, and so hurl them headlong back into Dualism. All that of which we are aware must obviously possess limits, or it could have no intelligible meaning for us; if we want "pork," we must specify its qualities and quantities; at the very least, we must be able to distinguish it from "that-which-is-not-pork."

But--one moment, please!

L. There is in Advaitism a most fascinating danger; that is that, up to a certain point, "Religious Experience" tends to support this theory.

A word on this. Vulgar minds such as are happy with a personal God, Vishnu, Jesus, Melcarth, Mithras, or another, often excite themselves--call it "Energized Enthusiasm" if you want to be sarcastic!--to the point of experiencing actual Visions of the objects of their devotion. But these people have not so much as asked themselves the original question of "How come?" which is our present subject. Sweep them into the discard!

M. Beyond Vishnarupadarshana, the vision of the Form of Vishnu, beyond that yet loftier vision which corresponds in Hindu classification to our "Knowledge and Conversation of the Holy Guardian Angel," is that called Atmadarshana, the vision (or apprehension, a much better word) of the Universe as a single phenomenon, outside all limitations, whether of time, space, causality, or what not.

Very good, then! Here we are with direct realization of the Advaitist theory of the Universe. Everything fits perfectly. Also, when I say "realization," I want you to understand that I mean what I say in a sense so intense and so absolute that it is impossible to convey my meaning to anyone who has not undergone that experience.

How do we judge the "reality" of an ordinary impression upon consciousness? Chiefly by its intensity, by its persistence, by the fact that nobody can argue us out of our belief in it. As people said of Berkeley's 'Idealism'--"his arguments are irrefutable but they fail to carry conviction." No sceptical, no idealist queries can persuade us that a kick in the pants is not 'real' in any reasonable sense of the word. Moreover memory reassures us. However vivid a dream may be at the time, however it may persist throughout the years (though it is rare for any dream, unless frequently repeated, or linked to waking impressions by some happy conjunction of circumstances, to remain long in the mind with any clear-cut vision) it is hardly ever mistaken for an event of actual life. Good: then, as waking life is to dream, so--yes, more so!--is Religious Experience as above described to that life common to all of us. It is not merely easy, it is natural, not merely natural, but inevitable, for anyone who has experienced "Samadhi" (this word conveniently groups the higher types of vision ["Vision" is a dreadfully bad word for it; "trance" is better, but idiots always mix it up with hypnotism.]) to regard normal life as "illusion" by comparison with this state in which all problems are resolved, all doubts driven out, all limitations abolished.

But even beyond Atmadarshana comes the experience called Shivadarshana [Possibly almost identical with the Buddhist Neroda-Samapatti.], in which this Atman (or Brahman), this limit-destroying Universe, is itself abolished and annihilated.

(And, with its occurrence, smash goes the whole of the Advaitist theory!)

It is a commonplace to say that no words can describe this final destruction. Such is the fact; and there is nothing one can do about it but put it down boldly as I have done above. It does not matter to our present purpose; all that we need to know is that the strongest prop of the Monist structure has broken off short.

Moreover, is it really adequate to postulate an origin of the Universe, as they inevitably do? Merely to deny that there ever was a beginning by saying that this "One" is eternal fails to satisfy me.

What is very much worse, I cannot see that to call Evil "illusion" helps us at all. When the Christian Scientist hears that his wife has been savagely mauled by her Peke, he has to smile, and say that "there is a claim of error." Not good enough.

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

I'm not going to read this thread at all, because I have only one thing to say, and IT NEEDS TO BE REPEATED:

Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 17 September 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

;) Thanks, Ian! Nothing says it quite like a picture!

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 05:24 (twenty years ago)

yeah, I've been reading through the link you posted earlier. I'll think about it (and pray about it) and try to respond to the problems I see in it.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 17 September 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

OK, cool. It might be interesting to note that the author claims to have met and communicated at length with "praeternatural intelligences" including his "Holy Guardian Angel" and he is not convinced about God the way Moses was. In fact, I believe his general thinking is that Moses met the same kind of intelligence/s, which were not necessarily God at all. And you know... if there are such "intelligences" out there, this is exactly the point: anything would seem like God. Any B-grade Sci-Fi movie makes that point (ie. Stargate).

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

G. The orthodox idiot answer, usually wrapped up in obscure terms in the hope of concealing from the enquirer the fact that it is not an answer at all, but an evasion, is: God created it.

Then, obviously, who created God? Sometimes we have a Demiurge, a creative God behind whom is an eternal formless Greatness--anything to confuse the issue!

He has the assumption that he will not be confused by the answer to the Riddle of the Universe. One attribute of God is that He is self-existant. Asking who created God is an incorrect question.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 17 September 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

You actually don't recognize the point that he is making is that there is no reason to believe a "God" is any more self-existant than the Universe? God is merely a middle man in the equation completely unnecessary; for if he can be self-existant, than so can the Universe. And he, along with so many others before and since, proposes a theory as to how this Universe "works," which is much more than can be said of any creationist who will merely offer the useless explanation that "God is self-existant." So what? As someone has eloquently stated above, The Spaghetti Monster fits the bill as well. What's the diff?

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)

The word or name "God" does not mean mere middle man, but self-existant. What matters is how then does a person view God's role in the universe. The atheist might say he has no role. The pantheist might say he is the universe and impersonal. The Christian talks about a specific personal role he has as creator and glory receiver. The important difference between Spaghetites, Atheists, Pantheists, Christians, etc. is which one is the Truth? God can reveal the Truth. For the atheist God does not fulfill this role, for the pantheist He is impersonal and is only revealed in general means by a person observing the Universe. Only the christian has God revealing through specific and general means what is Truth. Specific means such as talking with Moses, Jesus's life, or scripture. There are true revelations and false revelations too. Man taking it on himself to decide the difference between the true and false ones is not possible. Only through prayer and God's intervention can the distinction be made.

A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 17 September 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

Isn't it possible that there is a deeper meaning to the Bible that you have absolutely no clue about? There is a prevalent belief that, hidden within these old stories and laws for ancient savages, are metaphors for "enlightenment" which have nothing to do with modern Christian beliefs at all. If the people who wrote the Bible really "knew their stuff" maybe that would explain why the Bible is so "accurate" in it's "prophecies." These prophecies could be just the result of a deeper understanding/awareness of reality or of the laws of nature or something, kind of a Taoist realization. Didn't people predict robots? Now Honda makes 'em.

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

FG, what think thou of Taoism?

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 17 September 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

FG, what think thou of Taoism?

I like the Tao Teh Ching a lot but I'm not so sure about Taoism. I actually *really* like Crowley's translation of the Tao Teh Ching! He went out of his way to point out that "the Tao" means more than "The Way" and it seems very odd that his interpretation of it, along with the rest of his books, is completely ignored by all scholars, but I suppose this has to do with his tendency to cross-reference everything with obscurity and seeming irrelevance. Anyway, I have 4 or 5 translations of the Tao Teh Ching and I read 1 or 2 of them every year or so.

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

OK you didnt really answer the question but hey. There seem to be a few parallel arguments going on here is all. I thought the point of this thread was ID as a Christian concept. THATS what people have issue with, perhaps rightly so.

Taoism takes the "what the hell is going on here" question and seems to say "I am what I am" but does not ask for WORSHIP - and I think "worship" is the thing I have a MAJOR issue with. Faith. OK, have faith. We all have it in something. Belief, understanding, questions. But WORSHIP? GUILT? MORALS? Not interested. Irrelevant, as the Vorlons would say, and yes, I'm deliberately throwing scifi crap into the mix.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 17 September 2005 07:08 (twenty years ago)

A Nairn , do you read Hebrew or Greek? Do you own the Nag Hammadi Library? The organization responsible for the writing of the Holy Scriptures is also the one that interprets it. The Protestants meant to take it literally and the originators of The Word would have none of that. That seems to suggest something beyond the simplistic explanation of power and corruption in The Church. We're talking about the Word of God here! Yet, it is obvious from the Psalms or the Gospels that we're dealing with writers who clearly were communicating more than just one surface meaning, say nothing of books like Revelations. What I notice a lot in dedicated modern Christians is that they seem to be playing the "telephone game." Are you familiar with that child's game? Someone whispers something into one's ear and that person, in turn, whispers it to another child's ear and, eventually, the statement that was originally "Andy thinks Julie is cute" is whispered as "And he thinks Jews have cooties!" We have the same thing with modern-day Christians: they trust the word of their scholars, who in turn trust the word of accepted belief. Nobody really knows the authors' deeper passions about what they wrote, let alone strange interpretations of dead languages.

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, different Taoists have different ideas, which is why I didn't really comment. Although the two Taoist interpretations I am familiar with I don't believe.

Feeling Good, Saturday, 17 September 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
Bush appointee in nabisco-class OTMitude SHOCKAH!

From Judge John Jones' ruling in Kitzmiller vs. Dover Area School District:

"To briefly reiterate, we first note that since ID is not science, the conclusion is inescapable that the only real effect of the ID Policy is the advancement of religion...

The breathtaking inanity of the Board’s decision is evident when considered against the factual backdrop which has now been fully revealed through this trial. The students, parents, and teachers of the Dover Area School District deserved better than to be dragged into this legal maelstrom, with its resulting utter waste of monetary and personal resources."

etc etc etc

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

The judge was especially curious about where the textbooks came from, who paid for them, etc.

andy --, Tuesday, 20 December 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

An absolutely brilliant decision, really.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

i forgot what this meant and thought this would be a thread about toasters.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

Here's one anti-ID blogger's take with summary and quotes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

"Those who disagree with our holding will likely mark it as the product of an activist judge. If so, they will have erred as this is manifestly not an activist court," Jones writes.
"Rather, this case came to us as the result of the activism of an ill-informed faction on a school board, aided by a national public interest law firm eager to find a constitutional test case on intelligent design, who in combination drove the board to adopt an imprudent and ultimately unconstitutional policy," he said.

PWNED.


Jones said of the defendants, "It is ironic that several of these individuals, who so staunchly and proudly touted their religious convictions in public, would time and again lie to cover their tracks and disguise the real purpose" behind the intelligent design policy.

OMG PWNED!

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Hewitt fusses slightly but otherwise agrees it to be "reasonable."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

listening to the report on this on the radio today really made me smile. hoorah for reason.

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

It's interesting that in response to what at base is a stinging rebuke that the most cohesive reaction so far is to essentially stammer and say the Establishment Clause eats. Ponnuru's final statement is amusing in that, whether he intends it or not, it reflects much more badly on the board and the public policy law firm who intentionally pushed the limits to get their day in court.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

To go back into history a little, the traditional refutation of intelligent design is that, if we can point to something in the universe and say, 'this is evidence of intelligent design', the implication is that it is a special feature not present everywhere. Therefore, it implies that other things in the universe are evidence of the _absence_ of intelligent design.

The obvious way around this is to say that everything in the universe is evidence of intelligent design. The new problem here is that it implies that the Intelligent Designer is evidence of intelligent design, which leads to infinite logical regress. On the other hand, if we want to say that the Intelligent Designer is not in the universe, and therefore is exempted from this rule, that is tantamount to saying there is no Intelligent Designer, which is self-defeating of course.

The second problem with the tactic of saying that intelligent design is omnipresent is that, when we say something is everywhere, we're effectively saying it has no definition, location or discrete presence. In other words, if a concept applies everywhere, it might as not apply at all, as it has no discriminative function at all. This was the reason the pseudo-scientific concept of aether was abandoned.

(formerly moley), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Seattle-based wackos the Discovery Institute not happy with ruling shocker

dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

"God-given reason and the permanency of human nature"

I am baffled by what is meant by these phrases.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

[crap

Looks like a hot topic, Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

yeah, this made me really happy today, too.

JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 21 December 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

I really wish there was a fundamentalist in the room with me right now, so I could say,

"IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE!"

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

In your eye, even!

ratty (moley), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

The Christian talks about a specific personal role he has as creator and glory receiver.
-- A Nairn (moreta...), September 17th, 2005.

Why should God receive glory? Why would he want to receive Glory?

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

I've now read this entire thread and I can't find a single convincing argument in favour of or against ID.

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

i.e. "attention hound" Real selfish, God.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

Evil sense of humour too.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

mei if you have to rely on ILX input to draw conclusions about the falsifiability or lack thereof of scientific hypotheses then you might as well throw in with the ID'ers already

http://www.thebricktestament.com/exodus/egyptians_drowned/ex14_01.jpg

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 December 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

mei -- It's easy. Teaching what is established scientific facts says that "hey, we don't know everything, but based on the facts we do know (and repeatable scientific method) this is the set of theories and rules that best describe our world." Intelligent design says "hey, you can't describe how X happened, and I believe that X requires an intelligence to happen, so there is an intelligent designer." It applies to patterns that "couldn't happen in nature," complex systems, etc. Basically the entire "only God could create the eye" argument only applied at a cosmic level. The main weakness I always see with this is that the only things we can definitely claim are designed were created by humans -- which are presumably part of the system! ID inherently privileges humans, then guesses at something higher than the human level.

Or alternatively, what TOMBOT said.

mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

And here was me thinking that the main problem with ID was that it's bollocks.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

Okay then, biblical Lego re-enactments aside, that makes sense.

Can we then give a test which ID has to pass to be accepted as legitimate? Or a test that if ID failed it could be said to be disproved.


Maybe the key problem/bone of contention with ID is the statment:
"I believe that X requires an intelligence to happen".

We'd need to have some way of determining what exactly requires intelligence to exist, we could then measure things (human beings, the eye, etc.)

I think that would always be a very subjective opinion.


Anti-IDers would want to come up with a list of things that look like they're designed, but aren't.

Pro-IDers would want to come up with a list of things that absolutley _require_ a desiger.

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

"FALSIFIABILITY"

LOOK IT UP

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

But the IDiots think that abso-bloody-lutely everything is designed.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

That's the word I was looking for!

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps an IDer should be allowed to come up with test then?

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

If I understand correctly, ID is to be written off because it's not falsifiable.

And evolution is okay because it is falsifiable.
In what way (in principle) might evolution be proved false?

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

"Not a single authentic fossil has ever been found in the "wrong" place in the evolutionary sequence. Such an anachronistic fossil, if one were ever unearthed, would blow evolution out of the water.

As the great biologist J B S Haldane growled, when asked what might disprove evolution: "Fossil rabbits in the pre-Cambrian."

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

From http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/feature/story/0,13026,1559743,00.html

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

The existence of Mel Gibson should be enough to disprove intelligent design.

Dan (Also Menstruation) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

While the prevailing argument for "intelligent design" is that life and its processes are too complex to have evolved by chance, I think that logic ultimately belittles the creator is seeks to exalt. There's the tacit assertion that "God works in mysterious ways -- but not THAT mysterious."

The concept of evolution, taken as a whole, does truly boggle the mind -- in my opinion, one ought appreciate it as evidence of the subtle wonder of all life. "Intelligent design" proponents want to relegate their creator to the role of fabricator, a fussy tinkerer stitching falgella onto the asses of eubacteria.

Or maybe I could put it this way: Just because you can't comprehend the nature and complexity of the universe, doesn't mean you should impose your own ignorance on your idea of the creator.

elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

But if a fossil was found in the 'wrong' place, wouldn't people just adjust their view of what order things came in?

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

As long as the theory still held....

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

But that's the point, the theory wouldn't hold, and you couldn't just adjust your view of what order things came in without destroying the whoel theory.

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

..another theory shot to shit, then...

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

I would happily trade all of evolutionary science for proof of the BUNNYOSAURUS.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

The Bunmoeba.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Anti-IDers would want to come up with a list of things that look like they're designed, but aren't.

This was part of the testimony in the trial. I don't remember all the examples they used, but I think they talked about the evolution of the eye and various other things that IDers hold up as "irreducibly complex."

Anyway, it's hard to imagine a much more forceful decision. I'm sure there will be other test cases -- Kansas, say -- but this is going to give IDers pause about investing more time and money unless they can come up with something more substantial.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Ledge, I disagree, something along the lines of, "We were surprised to find an XXX skeleton in the YYY layer. We now know that XXXs have been around a lot longer than we thought".

Okay, I'm guessing that there is some pattern in the fossil record that would be prone to destruction by counterexamples, but how would I go about getting an overview of this fossil record?

One thing that strikes me is that (I'm pretty sure, but no refernce) there is either only one complete T-rex skeleton ever found (or maybe none, or maybe some other very small number).
The number of times I've read about them in science books, let alone seen them on TV, in fiction, in movies etc. made me think there were thousands of the things dug up. Obviously one is enough to prove their existence.

So where can I get ball park figures, an idea of scale, order etc? Is it possible or do we just have to trust the experts? I'm sure a lot of people on this thread are saying the fossil record backs up evolution, without actually having looked at the fossil record themselves.

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

One point: the falsifiability is usually postulated not on sequence - though that isn't infinitely malleable - but on the separation of branches. Someone turns up a pegasus, i.e. a horse with feathered wings, and we have something that can't be fitted in ANYWHERE: a mammal, but it has feathers and bird-style wings (i.e. not stretched skin-flaps like bats). Also, that would make six limbs, so strictly speaking it would be an insect, which is even more out of the question...

I don't care how many T. Rexes specifically have been dug up, as it's not much of a part of the narrative, and there have been fucking loads of dinosaur bones, which is how and why so many museums have lots of them.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

This summarizes geological time, with the modern era obviously at the top of the chart. So as you dig down through the Earth's surface, the organisms you find get older and older.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Mei -- Should we have a reason to distrust "the experts"? I expect that if you were able to actually view a fossil record, a lot of the information that an archaeologist would be able to glean from it would be unavailable to you because you don't have the expertise. Furthermore, I'd wager that a novice would come to a lot of wrong interpretations for the same reason.

Scientists specialize; someone untrained shouldn't expect to approach something like archaeology and be able to understand it intuitively.

elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Can we then give a test which ID has to pass to be accepted as legitimate?

Obviously one is enough to prove their existence.

not thinking like a scientist, mei

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

That Guardian erticle is very good.

I quite agree elmo. There are many, many things that a non-expert couldn't understand and that we should trust experts on. I just want to raise the possibilty that maybe this is one of those things. Maybe it's no good saying "fossil record proves evoulution", when the fossil record itdelf is too big and complex for most people to (have the time or inclination to) understand.

Going to look at that link now.

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

otm. One of the most infuriating things about ID is its appeal to an "intuitive" understanding of the world -- things look like someone designed them, therefore someone designed them. As if the historical track record of intuitive science were something to build on (e.g. it sure looks like the sun goes around the earth, the earth is flat, the stars are very very small, etc.).

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

"fossil record proves evoulution"

ARRRRGGHH YOU'RE NOT LEARNING

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Can we then give a test which ID has to pass to be accepted as legitimate?

Obviously one is enough to prove their existence.

not thinking like a scientist, mei

-- vahid (vfoz...), December 21st, 2005.

For the first you mean we should only ever treat ID as a theory waiting to be disproved by counter-example, in the same way that, say gravity is only a theory that will be 'disproved' when we have a theory that better matches observation?


On the second point, huh?

Surely finding one tyrannosaur (that's not a fake) would prove the existence of _a_ tyrannosaur and it's only a tiny leap from there to the existence of more than one tyrannosaur? Am I misundersatnding you?

(Sorry, I'm more of a mathematician than a scientist I guess, and you really can positively prove things there (based on certain assumptions that we don't really care if they're false anyway!))

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

"fossil record proves evolution"

I didn't mean this literally.

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Nick, that link gives a good overview of geological time, but it's giving conclusions rather than any evidence on which those conclusions are based.

For instance, http://www.dinosaur-world.com/tyrannosaurs/tyrannosaurus_rex.htm
says that there are only three complete t-rex skulls, and zero complete skeletons.

Would the entire collections of fossils humans have ever collected fit in my spare room?

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

the "t-rex" is the best way to fit together those bones that explains the function of the different bones in any given "t-rex" pile and the similiarity between bones found in different "t-rex" piles.

it doesn't "prove" a "t-rex" existed ... "t-rex" is a construct to explain the features of those bones, it's entirely possible humans have misinterpreted the way the bones fit together, maybe they'll find a new skeleton somewhere else which disproves how we've fit them together now.

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

we shouldn't treat "ID as a theory to be disproved".

we should see what and which data we have that ID more elegantly, cleanly and consistently contextualizes and explains than evolution.

if there is a lot - hell, if there is any - then maybe we should look at ID as serious competition for evolution.

it's easy to see that postulating a supernatural (outside the laws of our world) being makes it hard to have an internally consistent / elegant system for explaining the laws of the natural world. that's why most scientists reject ID out of hand.

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

Mei, the characteristic organisms of each period are dated using techniques such as radio-carbon dating. So, for instance, the evidence would be the isotope levels in the fossil remains, based on assumptions regarding radioactive half-lives.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

another reason scientists don't take ID people more seriously is that instead of spending time looking for new data, they spend time looking for new theories.

most scientists spend 99% of their time time working on finding the data and 1% of their time working on the theories.

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

ID really doesn't explain anything; it just says "we cannot explain these phenomena, therefore [insert supernatural explanation of choice]", where the supernatural explanation is irreducible and ineffable, which is neither elegant nor clean nor consistent, nor useful in any way.

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

I don't mean how were the specimens dated, rather how big a sample the table (in this instance) is based on. Written up in nice tabular form it looks immutable and perfectly correct, but of course it's not.

With what percentage certainty do we think this table (or individual bits of it) are correct?

(I don't mean that as a real question BTW and I'm getting way off the point with it anyway)


What I'm trying to get at is how can your average person look at something as big and complex as the fossil record and its links to what we understand about evolution (and all the other bits of dispersed evidence for evolution) and come to a reasonable conclusion?

--------------------------

Vahid, your sentence highlights this:
"we should see what and which data we have that ID more elegantly, cleanly and consistently contextualizes and explains than evolution"

You're perfectly right. However that suggestion is in practice almost useless to most people, who simply can't judge how elegantly, cleanly and consistently ID (or any competitor) fits with the facts.
How deply immersed in the facts and patterns would they have to be to judge 'elegance'?

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

How can your average person look at something as big and complex as quantum physics and come to a reasonable conclusion [about its authenticity]? Or any other branch of science, in this day and age?

ID is not a theory, it has no elegance.

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

"ID is not a theory, it has no elegance."

Are you going to wear a cravat and speak in the accent of a French bouroise when you tell them that?

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

(sorry, worst attempt to spell 'bourgeois' ever)

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Yup, I may say "ho hee haw hee haw" and "bof" as well.

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

You're perfectly right. However that suggestion is in practice almost useless to most people, who simply can't judge how elegantly, cleanly and consistently ID (or any competitor) fits with the facts

that's a pretty good argument for leaving it to the experts!

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Mei -

I find your rhetorical use of the "average person" pretty galling. You seem to be suggesting that if the public, by and large, cannot grasp the intricacies of a given system, then they can disregard it in their ignorance.

Like I said before, scientists specialize because scientific knowledge doesn't fall under "common sense."

Having a person with no specialized scientific knowledge to judge the validity of a hypothesis is like -- well, it's kinda like appointing Harriet Meiers to the Supreme Court.

elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Well just be careful, I hear they have custard pies hidden in their bibles!

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Okay, sorry, I shouldn't have said 'average person'.

I am definitely NOT suggesting that the public should ignore anything they find too complex, just that it should be recognised that there are some things that are too complex for more than a small percentage of the population to have a good understanding of.

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Like I said before, scientists specialize because scientific knowledge doesn't fall under "common sense."

Yes, agreed.

Is ID a 'common sense' solution (albeit an incorrect one) to a question that really needs in-depth, specialist study and which has no simple answer?

How can this be explained to ID advocates without it sounding like, "ID is wrong, but you're not clever enough to understand the real answer"?

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

The point is that ID admits of any supernatural explanation - once you've accepted ID there's no reason to suppose that organisms have been created by God, rather than by invisible elves and pixies and leprechauns. But the only people pushing ID are those who suppose that the supernatural explanation is a monotheistic deity - without reason, without evidence. You won't find an ID advocate suggesting we examine a bacterial flagellum to see if it has God's signature on it. ID does not explain anything!

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

I think mei is making an excellent point, here (albeit somewhat indirectly): We are talking here about the intersection of science, religion, and (perhaps the most important of the three) politics. It is entirely possible that in this great republic of ours, some confluence of events could lead to direct and explicit national-level legislation on the subject of what should and what should not be taught in our schools about biology. If biologists want to win this particular battle, they absolutely must find a way to explain what is wrong with ID and what is right with evolutionary theory without recourse to ideas such as "elegance" that have no currency among the majority of people who vote to put legislators in office.

In other words, vahid's "solution" to the controversy surrounding evolutionary theory -- "leaving it to the experts" -- may work in terms of advancing science, but ignores the embeddedness of science in politics.

At least, I think that's what mei is getting at...

Matt LC (flightsatdusk), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

This might be side-tracking a bit as it's more related to the possible political fall-out of the court decision rather than ID itself, but wouldn't a fundie right-winger be a might pissed off that a Bush appointed judge essentially majorly stomped on one of the major battle fronts he/she may have been fighting for to make the U.S. in the image of his/her God-fearing ways? (FAR moreso than any "gay agenda" issues, at least?)

dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Yes, that's pretty much it.

I want a clear rebuttal of ID that can be understood by most people.

mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Mei, you've already kind of offered a clear rebuttal of ID -- or ID as science, anyway:

I've now read this entire thread and I can't find a single convincing argument in favour of or against ID.

And this might be because ID isn't even enough of a hypothesis to argue with -- it's a giant supposition, and it's a supposition that's been specifically arranged so that it's meaningless. It doesn't tell us anything about the world itself -- it doesn't give us any of the workable / falsifiable / testable / predictable "knowledge" about the world that science is supposed to be working in. And it does that on purpose, because its whole concept doesn't actually fit with most of that knowledge we have about the world -- and because, as a theory, it makes absolutely no attempt to reconcile itself with everything else we know. It's a random supposition, and -- more importantly -- it's totally meaningless. Say it was true, say there really were an intelligent designer at work: SO? What does that mean? What does it teach us about everything else we know? What does that actually change? And the answer is "nothing," or at least nothing having to do with science -- the sole impact of this "theory" isn't scientific but religious, metaphysical. It's totally bum thinking: it tells us nothing applicable about the world (in science terms), and therefore has nothing in itself that can be tested, and therefore has nothing in itself that can be falsified. A theory advanced in good faith seeks to answer a question about the world, and it seeks to answer it in the context of the rest of our knowledge about the world. ID seeks to establish a proposition about religion, and it pretends to answer it in such a way as to have no effect on the rest of our knowledge and therefore be scientifically meaningless -- and beyond arguing "for" or "against" in any actual scientific terms.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

Talk about scrambling for crumbles of hope! I thought the Discovery Institute would have, you know, a succinct explanation for their predictament.

Ruling may create new interest in intelligent design movement

"may"

dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

"If a judge ... thinks that getting a federal court ban in a particular school district is going to stop people from thinking about or researching intelligent design, I think he's living in a different world than I am."

Well, I can't argue about the "different world" part at all.

dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Well, wait, he is on the same planet as me! ASSHOLE!

dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

how are they researching ID again?

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

xpost yeah I was about to add this:

I mean, science is supposed to produce knowledge. Most of the theories and hypothesis we celebrate in science have, at some point, allowed us to DO something. ID can never allow us to do anything, because it doesn't actually posit anything about the world. The biggest embarrassment of all would be to go ahead and accept ID, to celebrate it as a scientific breakthrough, and then ask its proponents: so, where are you taking this research? Is ID gonna show you how to cure cancer? Are you gonna make an ID-bomb, or invent ID space travel, or an super-ID-conductor? What does it have to do with science at all?

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

(That's not to imply that science always has an application, especially at this point -- but it should always expand our understanding of things in some way that at least theoretically could allow up to manipulate, or predict, or map, or any of those other things we do.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

How can you really accept ID as something believable? It refuses to accept evolution, something so obvious, and then says there's intent in nature. There's no cause and result in nature. It's selection. I saw a documentary on ID and how it's slowly but surely taking over in the US: how some schools even refuse to teach kids about evolution. I also wonder how they explain the designer's *mistakes* (such as cancer for example). That's what intrigues me the most.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

Well, the cleaning up of filthy lyrics in music was "taking over" the U.S. in the 80s, and we all saw how successful that was.

dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Intelligent Design : mid 00's :: Adkins Diet : early 00's

dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

i wonder how id'ers and creationists (not always the same people, mind) explain, like, the flu.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

flu bones were placed here by Designer to test our faith

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

This is precisely what makes it a non-theory! Like, "Hey, intelligent design people, how come your theory is just suck-ass 19th-century junk that doesn't even make sense anymore?" / "I dunno, I guess it was just designed that way."

It's honestly not a theory advanced in good scientific faith -- instead of establishing any testability, it uses the whole unquestionable-designer thing in order to skirt the whole issue. It's deliberately stripped of anything that would mean enough to be investigated on a non-mystical level.

nabisco says hello, choir! (nabisco), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

nabisco OTM.

"Accept intelligent design as a valid scientific theory" == "Introduce theology as an essential component of science"

elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Look, there's a distinction to made here. ID's biggest scientific supporter is a guy by the name of Michael Behe. Behe is actually a real scientist, although he's a fringe scientist. Behe champions an actual falsifiable idea, "irreducible complexity" -- what gypsy mentioned upthread. IC *is* falsifiable, but ID *is not*. ID is basically a rewording of the "god is in the gaps" argument: "I can't explain the development of this particular irreducibly complex physical structure, therefore an intelligent designer must have created it." Whether or not the structure *is* 'irreducible complex' is one question, and at least it's a scientific question. Whether or not the "fact" that something might be irreducibly complex means that it is designed isn't falsifiable--it's just a philosophical position.

By the way, even though Behe's theory is the crux of the pseudoscientific justification for ID, it's been largely debunked. In fact, the Dover opinion discusses Behe's theory in great detail. Check it out--http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/images/12/20/kitzmiller.pdf--the discussion of Behe's theory starts on page 72.

J (Jay), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Shit. Link is screwed.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/images/12/20/kitzmiller.pdf

J (Jay), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

J that idea may be "falsifiable" in individual cases, but the notion itself is not; if it were, you'd think the history of things-we-couldn't-explain gradually being explained would have falsified the whole thing already. Like you say, it's a "philosophical position," which is quite different from a workable theory on human origin. If we grant that something is irreducible complex, in what instances will that actually mean something in terms of our understanding of the thing? What does it allow us to do or not-do, believe or not-believe about the thing on a non-"philosophical" level? Is this belief a workable "theory" on its own or maybe more just a question to be asked of our current understanding, pointing out the spots where the evolutionary narrative doesn't yet seem to be covering the gap and may possibly be barking up the wrong tree? And doesn't our history of covering a whole lot of those gaps imply that there are better ways to address the question than to throw one's hands up and conclude that here, in this particular gap, is the proof of something beyond us?

I mean, that sort of gap-filling has been religion's role forever. If we don't understand why water falls from the sky now and then, well, it must be the product of some intelligent design -- god makes it rain! If we don't understand why planets move around us, it must be the product of some intelligent design -- god arranged the solar system! And so on and so on; the precedents are not very good at all for assuming that the gap must be filled by some outside intelligence.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

N, we're not in disagreement at all. Behe only isolates three specific features that he claims are "irreducibly complex." Even if he's right about one of them (and everything I've read reveals that he's not), that doesn't really provide evidence for an intelligent design--it just means that scientists don't have a workable explanation as to how that particular feature developed. So I'm totally with you.

J (Jay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

I guess what I'm saying that Behe's theory of irreducable complexity (as you indicate, applied to individual features) is at least science, even if it's bad science. Intelligent design isn't science at all.

J (Jay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

it never was. it's always been a political strategy devised to turn lay people against science that doesn't comply with evangelicals' beliefs. these people truly think that evolution is a threat to morality.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 December 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.infidels.org/secular_web/feature/1999/wedge.html

Discovery Institute's "Wedge Project" Circulates Online

by James Still

A recently-circulated position paper of The Center for the Renewal of Science & Culture (CRSC) reveals an ambitious plan to replace the current naturalistic methodology of science with a theistic alternative called "intelligent design."

The CRSC, a program launched by the Discovery Institute in 1996, is the major force behind recent advances in the intelligent design movement. The Center is directed by Discovery Senior Fellow Dr. Stephen Meyer, Associate Professor of Philosophy at Whitworth College. Its mission is "to replace materialism and its destructive cultural legacies with a positive scientific alternative." The Discovery Institute hopes that intelligent design will be the usurper that finally dethrones the theory of evolution.

On March 3, 1999, an anonymous person obtained an internal white paper from the CRSC entitled "The Wedge Project," which detailed the Center's ambitious long-term strategy to replace "materialistic science" with intelligent design. The paper describes the CRSC's mission with a sense of urgency:

"The social consequences of materialism have been devastating. As symptoms, those consequences are certainly worth treating. However, we are convinced that in order to defeat materialism, we must cut it off at its source. That source is scientific materialism. This is precisely our strategy. If we view the predominant materialistic science as a giant tree, our strategy is intended to function as a "wedge" that, while relatively small, can split the trunk when applied at its weakest points. The very beginning of this strategy, the "thin edge of the wedge," was Phillip Johnson's critique of Darwinism begun in 1991 in Darwinism on Trial, and continued in Reason in the Balance and Defeating Darwinism by Opening Minds. Michael Behe's highly successful Darwin's Black Box followed Johnson's work. We are building on this momentum, broadening the wedge with a positive scientific alternative to materialistic scientific theories, which has come to be called the theory of intelligent design (ID). Design theory promises to reverse the stifling dominance of the materialist worldview, and to replace it with a science consonant with Christian and theistic convictions."

The white paper created quite a buzz among many skeptics after it was widely circulated on the Internet. However, CRSC Senior Fellow and Director of Program Development Jay Richards said that the mission statement and goals had been posted on the CRSC's web site since 1996. Richards also said, "the general concept of the 'Wedge' is described in Phillip Johnson's book Defeating Darwinism by Opening Minds." Richards neither confirmed nor denied the authenticity of the document, but he believed that the paper was an "older, summary overview of the 'Wedge' program." Much of the boilerplate content of the paper is posted on the CRSC's web site.

The document in its present form looks to have been written very recently. It sets a target to "accomplish many of the objectives of Phases I and II in the next five years (1999-2003)." If 2003 ends a five-year plan, the paper was probably written or revised in 1998 or 1999. Despite the date of its authorship, however, and even if nothing new is revealed in the paper, proponents of naturalism and science are right to be concerned about its contents.

The paper outlines a "wedge strategy" that has three phases. Phase I, "Scientific Research, Writing, and Publicity" involves the Paleontology Research Program (led by Dr. Paul Chien), the Molecular Biology Research Program (led by Dr. Douglas Axe), and any individual researcher who is given a fellowship by the Institute. Phase I has already begun, the paper argues, with the watershed work of Phillip Johnson, whose Darwinism on Trial sparked the intelligent design movement. The Center hopes that more Christian scientists will step forward and engage in research that would support the intelligent design theory.

Phase II, "Publicity and Opinion-Making" involves communicating the research of Phase I. The Center plans to do this through book tours, opinion-making conferences, apologetics seminars, a teacher training program, use of opinion-editorials in newspapers, television program productions (either with Public Broadcasting or another broadcaster), and the printing of publications to distribute. Phases I and II are to be implemented over the next five years (1999-2003). Phase II is

"to prepare the popular reception of our ideas. The best and truest research can languish unread and unused unless it is properly publicized. For this reason we seek to cultivate and convince influential individuals in print and broadcast media, as well as think tank leaders, scientists and academics, congressional staff, talk show hosts, college and seminary presidents and faculty, future talent and potential academic allies. Because of his long tenure in politics, journalism and public policy, Discovery President Bruce Chapman brings to the project rare knowledge and acquaintance of key op-ed writers, journalists, and political leaders. This combination of scientific and scholarly expertise and media and political connections makes the Wedge unique, and also prevents it from being 'merely academic.' Other activities include production of a PBS documentary on intelligent design and its implications, and popular op-ed publishing. Alongside a focus on influential opinion-makers, we also seek to build up a popular base of support among our natural constituency, namely, Christians. We will do this primarily through apologetics seminars. We intend these to encourage and equip believers with new scientific evidence's that support the faith, as well as to "popularize" our ideas in the broader culture."

Phase III, "Cultural Confrontation and Renewal" begins sometime in 2003 and may take as long as twenty years to complete. It involves three things: (1) "Academic and Scientific Challenge Conferences"; (2) "Potential Legal Action for Teacher Training"; and (3) "Research Fellowship Program: shift to social sciences and humanities". The white paper describes Phase III as the renewal phase because it seeks to fill the void left behind by materialistic evolution (attacked in Phase II) with its own intelligent design model:

"Once our research and writing have had time to mature, and the public prepared for the reception of design theory, we will move toward direct confrontation with the advocates of materialist science through challenge conferences in significant academic settings. We will also pursue possible legal assistance in response to resistance to the integration of design theory into public school science curricula. The attention, publicity, and influence of design theory should draw scientific materialists into open debate with design theorists, and we will be ready. With an added emphasis to the social sciences and humanities, we will begin to address the specific social consequences of materialism and the Darwinist theory that supports it in the sciences."

The Wedge Project white paper ends with a detailed summary of progress-to-date, including goals for the future.

When asked if he worried that Phase II will seem like a heavy-handed spin and that no one will take the work accomplished in Phase I seriously, Richards said that the publicity will not drive the scholarship but that the scholarship will come first and foremost. "There are already too many programs that opt for the former over the latter," he said, "we don't wish to be one of them."

While the goal of putting scholarship ahead of public relations is a noble one, the paper's overall tone and rugged timetable seems to belie that point. The reintroduction of theism into public discourse in Phase III is set to begin sometime in 2003. But before Phase III can begin, Phase II must have already dethroned naturalism through a vigorous public relations and opinion-shaping campaign. This puts the cart before the horse. When will there be time to conduct careful research? Science is supposed to be a vehicle that provides the reason to believe that intelligent design is a better explanation than naturalism. To think that a scientist must reach his or her conclusions within a five-year span of time, running concurrent with a public relations campaign, is hardly good scientific practice. Not only will it put unnecessary pressure on the scientist to reach conclusions before the data warrants it, but it ignores the very nature of the scientific enterprise. Often it takes years before the findings in science are fully understood and many more before the results are applied to real-world problems.

Another problem with the CRSC's plan is that it seeks to replace evolutionary theory at a time when the theory enjoys nearly unanimous support in the scientific community. Thomas Kuhn, in his The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, describes what has happened historically when one theory comes to replace another. He writes that the anomaly of an insufficient theory will have "lasted so long and penetrated so deep that one can appropriately describe the fields affected by it as in a state of growing crisis . . . the emergence of new theories is generally preceded by a period of pronounced professional insecurity." Kuhn's point is clear. Before a new theory in science is sought, there is usually a growing crisis coupled with mounting skepticism, doubt, and the elucidation of cogent reasons for thinking that the existing theory is inadequate. Where is the growing crisis that casts doubt on evolution and methodological naturalism, the tool that led to the theory of evolution? Aside from a few participants in well-publicized Templeton-funded conferences, scientists experience no insecurity with their current methods. Even if the theory of evolution were inadequate, why should we expect the scientific community to turn to theistic explanations?

Sometimes, scientific discovery is an accidental byproduct of other research. In 1895, Professor Wilhelm Conrad Ršntgen discovered the x-ray quite by accident, when he found that some kind of invisible ray was passing through his cardboard shield. Over the next several weeks he ate and slept in his lab to prepare his paper "On a New Kind of Rays” for the Proceedings of the Physical Medical Society, which was published that year. However, Professor Ršntgen was pursuing science to no particular dogmatic end. He didn't know where his discovery would lead, but rather he understood that the pure pursuit of knowledge was an end in itself. This anecdote is typical of all scientific research from Aristotle's initial forays into zoology, to Galileo's observational astronomy, and most dramatically in the twentieth-century, to the discovery and use of penicillin. The assumption of methodological naturalism and the use of the scientific method has led to an incredible advance in our understanding of the world around us.

The fruits of science can never be anticipated ahead of time nor can the scientific enterprise be placed on a regimented schedule. Science must be left to operate on its own, unencumbered by the perceived need for public relations, focus groups, talk-shows, and public opinion polls. This is not to say that science should not use modern media outlets to communicate its results. However, the CRSC seems to have placed the public relations work of Phase II ahead of the need for an actual scientific theory worth sharing with the world. When the medium becomes the message we are right to suspect that the message lacks substance. There is something strange going on, for instance, when the Templeton Foundation stages huge media events to present the illusion that science has found God. As University of Hawaii physicist Victor Stenger commented in the March issue of ii, only smoke and mirrors lay behind last summer's media circus over science and God. Scientists who do real science bracket God out of the enterprise altogether and for good reason: it works. Natural explanations are far more satisfying to us than supernatural conjectures.

The CRSC's plan to bring down the scientific enterprise in favor of "intelligent design" seems motivated by the fear that human meaning is somehow diminished if science continues to flourish. However, human dignity and meaning can be diminished only by ignorance. Goethe's Mephistopheles realized this truth as well when, as translated by Steven Schafersman, he proclaims in Faust:

Despise reason and science,
humanity's greatest strengths,
indulge in illusions and magical practices
that reinforce your self-deception,
and you will be unconditionally lost!

Science need not contradict religious faith, although its findings have sometimes exposed superstitions such as the geocentric theory, a world-wide catastrophic flood, and Tillich's God "up there." The real irony in all of this is that the Discovery Institute's well-laid plans are doomed to failure from the outset. Even if they succeeded brilliantly in manufacturing the consent needed to replace science with theism, it would only be a matter of time before we began to question the world around us and to turn once again to science as a constructive means for finding answers to our questions. If all of our knowledge were wiped away tomorrow and replaced with theistic dogma, another Thales or an Aristotle would come along to begin the process anew. Mephistopheles thinks he holds us tight with religious illusion, but human beings are greater than the gods and devils who would keep us in ignorance. Science is our most reliable tool for understanding the universe in which we live. "And I by the power of thought," Pascal wrote, "may comprehend the universe."

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 December 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

xpost: I'm not even sure it's about a threat to morality at this point, although they use that argument. I think it's more an easy rallying point, a handy way to draw a line between believers and heathens, a show of faith against a godless world, etc. I don't think most of the ardent anti-evolutionists know or care much about evolution per se, they just care about which side they're on.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 22 December 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

these people truly think that evolution is a threat to morality

Well, insofar as sexual continence goes they may have a point. I mean, have you checked out what goes on in the Monkey House?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 22 December 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

barnacles are more interesting sex-wise. the males have the longest penis in poroportion to body size in the animal kingdom. basically, a giant fuck tentacle!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 December 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

the males have the longest penis in poroportion to body size in the animal kingdom

For some reason I've always thought that claim belonged to the banana slug aka Ariolimax dolichophallus, named for the "long penis" that can grow to well beyond its own body length.

At least this is what my friends from Santa Cruz tell me. But since the record-holding specimen had a body length of 6 inches, with a phallus length of 32.5 inches, I'm inclined to believe.

But what monkeys and apes lack in size, they more than make up for with creativity. Ask the female orangutan who had an unnatural affecttion for mangoes. I mean, we all like mangoes, but...

rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 22 December 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

Anti-IDers would want to come up with a list of things that look like they're designed, but aren't.

Sometimes clouds look like cats.

Sometimes you can see a face in a tree.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 22 December 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

Hurting, I don't know if you're being glib, but i think you have a good point. I think intelligent design theory speaks directly in a religious mode of projecting ourselves and our limitations onto nature. (This is kind of what I was trying to get at upthread.)

elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 22 December 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

I was being half-glib, half-serious. You're OTM, dog.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 22 December 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

Ha: intelligent design vs. "this Frito looks like the Madonna!" A lot of the same principles at work, really.

My mom got a sopapilla once that was the exact same shape as Ethiopia(/Eritrea) -- kinda fun to imagine it was an intelligently-designed treat from the frier guy.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

héhé

"If you’re an inveterate tube-o-phile, you may remember the episode of "Cheers" in which Cliff, the postman who’s stayed by neither snow, nor rain, nor gloom of night from his appointed rounds of beer, exclaims to Norm that he’s found a potato that looks like Richard Nixon’s head.

This could be an astonishing attempt by taters to express their political views, but Norm is unimpressed. Finding evidence of complexity (the Nixon physiognomy) in a natural setting (the spud), and inferring some deliberate, magical mechanism behind it all, would be a leap from the doubtful to the divine, and in this case, Norm feels, unwarranted.

Cliff, however, would have some sympathizers among the proponents of Intelligent Design (ID), whose efforts to influence school science curricula continue to swill large quantities of newspaper ink. As just about everyone is aware, these folks use similar logic to infer a "designer" behind such biological constructions as DNA or the human eye. The apparent complexity of the product is offered as proof of deliberate blueprinting by an unknown creator—conscious action, presumably from outside the universe itself."

http://www.space.com/searchforlife/seti_intelligentdesign_051201.html

an article that critique weasels who offer up SETI research in support of "intelligent design"

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Saturday, 24 December 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco OTM. Mei and Matt LC, please read and re-read his contributions because, with I'm sure the best of intentions, you aren't getting the fundamental, elemental point that ID ISN'T an argument at all.

they absolutely must find a way to explain what is wrong with ID

This has been done, including several times in this thread. ID is neither testable nor falsifiable, therefore it is a non-argument, a worthless, superficial notion that has no place in any logical way of thinking. Nothing needs to be proved as ID is, in a very real sense, nothing. It's a non-theory.

Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 24 December 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
http://www.answersingenesis.org/aftereden/cartoons/20051121.gif

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:14 (twenty years ago)

gay

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:28 (twenty years ago)

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:29 (twenty years ago)

See, THAT makes sense...

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ugaredzone.com/bulldogs/housedivideduga.jpg
Comes with Georgia on the left side with your choice of Florida, Auburn, Tennessee, or Tech on the other side.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:34 (twenty years ago)

UNCHANGING

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:35 (twenty years ago)

also, Henry Morris, father of the modern creationist movement, has died.

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:35 (twenty years ago)

ts: ID advocates vs. college sports fanatics

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:36 (twenty years ago)

ethan you seen the fish magnet with the georgia G fish?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.the411online.com/bet2003a/P6240313.jpg

xpost yup!!@

,,,,,,,,,,, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:46 (twenty years ago)

WHy is no one making the case for Unintelligent Design?

Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 08:46 (twenty years ago)

uh, the gnostics?

geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 09:14 (twenty years ago)

I believe in a lascivious designer. Watch any nature documentary: it doesn't matter whether they're rabbits or jaguars, when it comes to sex the creatures of this world behave like absolute animals.

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 13:44 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

this is making the blog rounds. fuckin hilarious

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/03/expelled.php

gff, Sunday, 23 March 2008 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

well done

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 23 March 2008 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, read that the other day. Major roffles.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 March 2008 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

lolololol

latebloomer, Sunday, 23 March 2008 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://freegrin.com/golden-rule.jpg

msp, Sunday, 23 March 2008 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

I don't understand that linked article... Why wasn't the guy let into the theatre? And what harm could Richard Dawkins do by seeing a pro-creationist film? Write a scathing review of it? I doubt that would change anyone's mind who already believes in that shit.

Tuomas, Sunday, 23 March 2008 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

i know, it's like the creationists aren't acting rationally. so weird.

s1ocki, Sunday, 23 March 2008 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

No, I didn't mean the creationists, but the guy who wrote that article. He seemed to feel like Richard Dawkins getting in to see the film was a major victory or something.

Tuomas, Sunday, 23 March 2008 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

you don't see the irony of creationists trying to keep a skeptic out and letting in mr. all-time super-atheist #1 guy?

s1ocki, Sunday, 23 March 2008 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://controversy.wearscience.com

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

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latebloomer, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

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Abbott, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 01:46 (eighteen years ago)


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