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big breasts are great but a problem in later life as gravity takes its toll. Small breasts command less attention, but their feint candle burns for much longer. Open to all, dont hate on me for asking

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Small.

― Spinktor, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the same 'gravity' problem that affects your beer gut, yes?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh you hatin, sorry bro I am relatively svelte

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

It was meant more as the universal 'you'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/jurassic/shirtless.jpg

small!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That picture really does make him look like he should star in Van Helsing

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmmmm breasts.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I like one really huge breast and one really tiny breast, just so that there's a range of options.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

SEXY NERD SCIENTIST ALIEN DINOSAUR DNA EXCHANGING BREASTS, OH YES!!!

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Also one dispenses root beer and the other chilled white wine.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

You have confused bosoms with bar taps.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

NA. Nasty but compelling, sort of like that heircut the dude from the human league had except with boobies. I see your point ned, time effects us all.

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

also - can i get them in blue¿

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Have a squeeze on this tap.

xx-post

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I really, really, really want a feint candle.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate to toot my own horn* but when I was new here and I started a tits thread it was a lot better than this one. Also the name "lukey" is a horrible thing to call yourself.

*riiiight

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess it's better than Corky.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Slappy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

faint then, i know i cant spell. I myself like breasts so large that they preclude entering a lift with their owner. My friends call me lukey and I like it because it reminds me of them and the love we share, so whats it to ya?

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

tom is just weary of you, that's all - swear some more, stand your ground and eventually he will accept you into the herd.

small ones btw. tiny is better.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

surely there is a happy medium (literally)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but there's a happier large.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought I was in the herd, i have shit to do but I have been posting for a while, im doing the work. A little tear edges down my cheek. OOOOH BOOOOBIES, now i feel better.

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hooray For Boobies!

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a girlfriend out of highschool, a French au pair, who had had a breast reduction done. Her breasts were still what one might call ample but they were perfectly formed, thanks to the esthetic skill of a plastic surgeon. That skill however, did not apparently include not messing up the nerves 'cause one of her nipples 'didn't work'. Her left breast, when expertly stroked would elicit little moans and her lovely nipple would start to harden. The other breast couldn't have cared less. Stroking, licking, gnawing...it was completely oblivious. Obviously this was the first of many tragic moments in my sex life but I still feel a twinge of pain now and then thinking about that unflappable sein.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Just thought I'd share that with y'all.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Her left breast, when expertly stroked would elicit little moans"

That's plastic surgery gone CRAZY.

― clive (Clive), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahaha. Good, clive, now I have a new image to associate with that memory. The lubricious French breast moaning, "Ooooh oui, c'est bien ça! N'arrete pas," or something to that effect.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

funnily enough, i was thinking about this just this morning.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a girlfriend out of highschool, a French au pair

au what a pair

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

STRAIGHT ILX MALE AND NONSTRAIGHT ILX FEMALE HIVE MIND!

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

He used to make it talk so tough.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

cindy,

Not 'au what a pair' 'cause only the one breasticle worked.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

you can make a similar joke with isabelle huppert's name.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

JBR, you just made me cackle. As for the subject at hand (har har), I luff them all. But I'll admit that really gigantic boobies (think the world famous B*O*B) scare me a little.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Boobs Over Baghdad?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

This is B*O*B in all her glory. I do adore her.

http://www.worldfamousbob.com/images/photos/purpletint.jpg

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh, I was just about to say five minutes ago, Can't wait for Jeanne to find this thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

*curtsey*

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Is B*O*B Charlize Theron 2099, perchance?

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

can't talk, tipping over

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

And bouncing right back up.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY
BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY

― Yakko, Wakko and Dot (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://punkcast.com/251/

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

dribble

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

why not both?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

They both have their plus points.

(Yes, my current phrase for nipples is "plus points")

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

now I know what I'm wearing to the Thinking Fellers show!

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm still laughing at the BOINGY post.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

?!??!

xpost (I think I'm gonna be at that thinking fellers show too)

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

medium sized breasts!

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

They should be able to fit in a standard-sized mailbox.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Medium sized is great, until you start thinking about the word 'medium'.

Best are those that go through marked waxing and waning.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude that woman's breasts are terrifying.

My only experiences touching breasts besides my own were pretty flat-chested gfs, except for that one time this girl we knew who got fake tits made us all feel her fake tits, which felt kind of creepy to be honest but they were new so perhaps they do not stay so hard always? Anyway I guess that is my vote for small though mine are average sized and I've always harbored an interest in getting implants anyway.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, I've started thinking about the word "medium" and am now a little worried that my wife's breasts might be able to commune with the dead. Thank you for ruining sex for me, N.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

(Also, PAT MORITA TO THREAD!!!!!)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Your wife didn't strike me as medium though, Dan! So you don't have to worry about communication with the dead.

Not that I was, um, checking out your wife's boobies or anything.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The medium is the massage.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, are they bigger than a breadbox?

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you for saving sex for me, Ally!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

waxing and waning can leave unsightly marks.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor old Unsightly Mark.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(maybe he would have preferred that to 'Barry Lasagne'??

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

*is tempted to transplant ally's
post
on another thread,
after changing a few words*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude I just posted on your thread, my vote is for big dicks anyway, you should know just by looking thru the archives that everyone here, mail and female, is much more likely to go into indepth discussions of tits than they are cocks anyway, every time your question has been asked it has been met with nervous titters and joke posts, and the inevitable "Martin says something about it then N. or Barry go a bit off on the whole thread" series of posts.

Anyway back to breasts.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel bad for not enjoying the image of Martin giving a blow job now.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was a very helpful post, see.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, yes, it was.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry Nick! I've talked enough about sex here that I didn't think I'd be creating disturbing new images in people's heads with that post.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm still laughing at the BOINGY post.)

Calm it, giggletits.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin is JC Chasez and I claim my fiver.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Giggletits!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

What has he got to do with it, Barima? I mean, I know his last single, but nothing else about him.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

See, all day long he dreams about sex. And all night long he thinks about sex.

Let's face it, all the time he thinks about sex with you, WITH YOU.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I go along with the comparison based on your first paragraph. I suspect I am unknown to him, however.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The sex-ed book that my parents got me when I hit puberty had this thing about how there are all different shapes and sizes of breasts, and the next time you go out, you should look at all the breasts to see all the shapes and sizes. They also had cartoon drawings of women with different shapes and sizes of breasts.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"No, I wasn't leering, I was just studying the shape of your breasts."

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Shapes? Like rectangular?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to call you Starfish Breasts from now on.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

N is into rhomboid breasted women.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey! Voltron is NOT a starfish.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a thing for Moebius strips myself.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I never said I had starfish breasts!!! Sigh.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm, infinite breasts.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

There is the theory of the Mobius...

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Well now I'm just thinking of the phrase "Morpheus Breasts" which is an entirely different image altogether, thanks.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"take this pill and caress my breasts FOREVER, or take this one and return back through the rabbithole to heterosexuality"

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Can Morpheus breasts wear those clip-on shades, though?

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

they were originally his nipple covers

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not fond of amorphous breasts.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"I know breast-fu."
"Show me."

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/06/117106.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Giggletits!

'S'all for tits and giggles, m'lady.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Giggletits makes me feel all warm and happy.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw.

― Giggletits (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

That Morrissey photo is excellently timed.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like Donnie Whalb3rg.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

on acid.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www001.upp.so-net.ne.jp/mark_donnie/mm-nm.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude that woman's breasts are terrifying.

Then don't search for Chesty Morgan...lord those gave me nightmares.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 10 June 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had drinks with BOB

― TheNewJMod (JMod), Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive/chesty/fellini.jpg

Chesty Morgan is 73-32-36 apparently. (Sorry j.lu.)

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive/chesty/bwchestyclassic.jpg

Creepy.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to lean (quite literally, geddit?) towards larger boobs, cos I've got them!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Has anyone said the simple thing that it's a question of proportion? That small breasts look perfectly fine on small, slim women, but less so on very big women, and so on?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know, I really appreciate small breasts on a so on.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

That took me a second.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you gaze at them through a monocle and stroke your...chin?

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

chin¿

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I really can't keep up with slang these days.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

martin otm. it's all about proportion.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, the proportion between the amount of covering on them and the distance from my mouth.

― Filthy McPervs (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

All Breasts Great And Small

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The Pope Dan Fondled Them All

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I did??? Woah, how much did I have to drink last night?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Turning holy water into wine, classic or dud?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

wine in a box=DUD

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"When the chest is flat, one is nearer the heart."

Bouilhet, quoted in Julian Barnes' 'Flaubert's Parrot'

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Thursday, 10 June 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

wine in a box=DUD

The FUCK are you talking about? Wine in a box is one of the greatest inventions of the last century. I mean it's possible to put bad wine into a box, but the concept of wine in a box is FUCKING GENIUS.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

'convenience pack'

― the surface noise is so overwhelming that it renders the contents of the re (ele, Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Absolutely.

You can't just stack regular wine bottles without a special rack.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in weeks. Thank you guys.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't just stack regular wine bottles without a special rack.

Ah, at last back to the topic.

― TBA (TBA), Thursday, 10 June 2004 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I like all breasts. Bis ones, small ones, medium ones - so long as they don't look out of place, I'm all for them. They adorn women, rather than make them. They're lke earrings.

― Johnney B, Friday, 11 June 2004 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You see, to me it's all about the nipples. Breasts big and small can be made great by some knockout nips.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

and conversely, awful nipples can ruin otherwise excellent breasts.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm trying desperately hard to work out what you mean

― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 07:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha I was about to say that

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

This is what I mean NSFW

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm either photoshop or pregnancy is involved there. either way i don't see the problem, but taste is taste!

― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah I guess they'd taste the same as any other breast

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

(also, that wasn't a very good example. usually it's the areolae that are a bit...off)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

what i mean (and i think oops does too) is that size is not the chief factor in the sexy-o-meter for breasts. it's the nipples that are the primary turn-on. and of course there's personal taste in the nipple department as well, although i think the general consensus would be that tiny/unresponsive nipples don't really cut it...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

you peeps are too fussy

― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, i'm not fussy. i'm no nipple elitist or anything. i like 'em all. but hey, we all have our preferences, don't we?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

hahah of course!

― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

what a great band name: NIPPLE ELITIST

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

you do't really want a nipple to be too big though

― Ed (dali), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

On this thread, I "learnt" that Ronan likes reflective shade nipple covers. He's such a raver.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

what a great band name: NIPPLE ELITIST

Nipplist, surely.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

But you can have a lot more anagram fun with Nipple Elitist...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

btw Ned, who the heck is 'Mary' in the users list - who somehow towers over you in volume of posts, yet I can't find her on any board, anywhere?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

keyword search on morrisey and ye shall find

― Ed (dali), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Snarf.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, there's my answer, fish-bulb...

Odd how I've never noticed her before (and if you turn up here, hi Mary!)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Find threads from I Love Everything, by email [email protected]*, less than 30 days old.
56 results found:

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Even if the other 55 threads had 16 messages, that's not 2600 messages.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I definitely find women with larger than average breasts more, er, alluring. What I find interesting about this kind of thread is how few men are willing to admit as much on this kind of forum. Not that I'm surprised, in fact it's predictable. Openly admitting to preferring bigger breasts, in sophisticated and/or mixed company, is definitely perceived as uncool, even morally suspicious.

This is pretty bizarre when you think about it. Most of the evidence suggests that guys who are more sexually attracted to women with larger than average breasts are the majority. And while you can develop your aesthetic awareness, the things that get your libido going are pretty much outside conscious control.

― frankiemachine, Friday, 11 June 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

What I find interesting about this kind of thread is how few men are willing to admit as much on this kind of forum. Not that I'm surprised, in fact it's predictable.

it could also just be that the 'type' of person ILX attracts isn't all that into cliched beauty standards. (giving you guys the benefit of the doubt-- must be a sunny friday afternoon!)

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway, we decided, it's all about the nipples

― Ed (dali), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed of course OTM.

I don't think there's been a significant amount of large-breast-aversion on this thread, has there? I'm not afriad or ashamed to admit I find large breasts appealing - even very large ones. I doubt you'd get any argument about the automatic appeal of them. Just watch men's gazes as a large-breasted woman walks through a crowd - almost ALL men will have a look, no matter what the woman herself looks like (face, body type, etc). I'm being blunt here, but hey, this is the thread topic!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, deep down I'm more of an ass man. What am I doing here? Bye-bye!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I think all women will have a gawp too, Rob.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

If god didn't want us to stare at big breasts, He wouldn't have made them stick out like that.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes Colette, but your post just reinforces my point (as does Rob's when he has to apologise for being blunt in stating a simple preference. I mean he wouldn't say "sorry for being blunt, but a well-turned ankle or a rosebud mouth is what does it for me". (Incidentally, the notion that there is something vulgar about preferring women to have larger than average breasts is pretty insulting to women with larger than average breasts, not only the men who happen to have that preference.)

"Cliched standards of beauty" is a non-sequitur for a number of reasons. First, because, although sexual attraction overlaps with aesthetic attraction, it is a long way from being the same thing. I can see that, say, Audrey Hepburn was beautiful, but I wouldn't have fancied her sexually, because thin, boyish figures just don't do it for me. Secondly, because as I already said, the degree of conscious control of what we find sexually attractive is much smaller and less open to manipulation than our aesthetic preferences. If it were not, people who say that homosexual men should just *learn* to like women would have a point. And the idea that I am more attracted to curvaceous women because it is socially approved (except by an enlightened group of dissenters) is pretty absurd. The pressure is entirely the other way. At least during my lifetime, the aesthetic ideal for women has been to have a figure that is less curvaceous than the kind of figure most men actually tend to find sexually attractive. Social approval tends to go to men whose taste conforms to the aesthetic ideal, hence the reason why men who prefer smaller breasts are much more comfortable being honest about it.

― frankiemachine, Friday, 11 June 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a bit confused by your post, frankie. I think we'd agree with your assessment about the general 'aesthetic'(i.e. fashion/media industry) trend towards thin-ness, and men's actual preference for more full-figured women. So what exactly are you saying about this preference for larger breasts/figures, which I assume you (and many of us) have? Plus I don't think admitting this preference is perceived as morally suspicious at all.

I think all women will have a gawp too
Of course. In fact I'm often walking with female friends and it is THEM who poke me and say "holy crap! did you see that rack!?" before it even caught my eye.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

My girlfriend does that all the time. It's pretty funny.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not claiming to be making a profound observation, Rob, I just find that men who will pretty freely admit to preferring larger breasts in men only situations get very coy about it when in mixed company or boards such as this. Agreed morally suspicious is overegging it, but I definitely think they consider they will be marked down as unsophisticated or being the type of guy who is more likely to think with his dick than his brain.

It's interesting for example that that of the multitude of posts before mine, the only person express a clear preference for larger breasts was a woman (Pinkpanther). I just don't believe that that is a real reflection of how male ilxers think. And I think Colette's response underlines why this suppression is going on: in effect she is saying that the explanation lies the type (by clear implication a superior type) of guy who comes here. If the payoff for suppressing knowledge of my vulgar taste is Colette's approval, then it's a tempting thing to do.

It's hardly the biggest deal in the world, but I just feel there's a level of dishonesty going on here that is illogical and silly. There is a degree of sophistication at ilx that means people are prepared to be open about sexual preferences that might in other places be disapproved of as deviant or bizarre, which is great. And yet men are embarrassed to own up to something as normal as liking women with big breasts.

― frankiemachine, Friday, 11 June 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey frankie... Do you assume that everyone on here who claims to prefer something other than large is being untruthful, or do you think that all the big-tit lovers are simply remaining silent?

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

surely there is a happy medium (literally)
-- stevem (bluesk...), June 9th, 2004. (later) (link)
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Yes, but there's a happier large.

-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), June 9th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

jesus h.

i love big breasts. it's not only the fact that they're big, it's that the resulting cleavage is also big. cleavage to me is like some weird, mysterious, evasive creature. being attracted by it really has no justification yet it is quite a strong pull. also weird is that cleavage disappears if there is no shirt/bra. you cant have cleavage if youre naked.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

That's just not true, Aaron! One critical foreplay sequence is to get the bra off, push the breasts together to form cleavage, than DROWN THEM PUPPIES IN KISSES.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

(Er. I didn't just write that, did I?)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, yes you did.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.goldenrescue.org/products/CL481.jpg

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

DAN OTM!!!!!!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The Passion of the Dan

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

while I'm here, I'd like to mention that I find a discrepency in what I find visually appealing and tactically appealing. I.E. I find very large breasts quite a turn-on, but when it comes to the actual making out process, find that I come close to agreeing with the "anything more then a handful is wasted" addage. I think I prefer a bit more then a handful. That's more then you need to know. This applies to other parts of the female anatomy as well.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, if the woman I was with hand gigantic elbows, I wouldn't know what to do with them.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

square dancing?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"She should be able to warp one hand around my entire head. I should be able to take a sponge bath in her boot."

― Alex Hayden, Agent X (Barima), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-but I don't really like big breasts! Okay, I sort of do, but only up to a point. The ideal pair would be slightly above average. But when I think of Big Breasts I think of Russ Meyer and silicon. Thus, I'll just say that I like "average breasts", cause my ideal pair is closer to avergage than Big.

ILX has an aversion to seeming normal or typical. You will not see anyone proclaiming a crush on Pamela Anderson or other mainstream sex symbols. I think this is just as big a factor--if not the main factor---in why few of us claim to like big breasts than what frankie posited.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

But Pam Anderson is gross!

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet she smells like damp socks.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah but you do realize there's like a gazillion people who think she is the hottest woman on the planet, right?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Plus, when she has on a sane amount of makeup, she actually is very attractive.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I know that about YOU, Dan, now talk about Ms. Lohan.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Best non-sequitur ever?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't find PA attractive at all. Her face protrudes more than her breasts do.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah but you do realize there's like a gazillion people who think she is the hottest woman on the planet, right?

But how many of those people actually think she's the hottest women on the planet, and how many are their bonehead friends who just go "Uh huh huh, yeah, I'd do her," when the former gush on and on about her tits? The mainstream thinking Pam Anderson is attractive is no more correct than the mainstream thinking Creed rocks.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like when you were in middle school and had a crush on the dorky smart girl who was always in the library, but you couldn't tell your friends, so you said you liked the bubbley popular blonde just like everyone else.

God, my own emoness disgusts me.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Pamela Anderson without makeup = plain.
Pamela Anderson with her usual Hollywood makeup = FRIGHTMARE.
Pamela Anderson with an ordinary/understated amount of makeup = actually very pretty.

Ditto Anna Nicole.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, ok. Everyone has types. Obviously some people genuinely find Pam Anderson attractive. I was mostly taking exception to oops' statement that: ILX has an aversion to seeming normal or typical. You will not see anyone proclaiming a crush on Pamela Anderson or other mainstream sex symbols.
First of all, this isn't even true, ILX has shown plenty of Mandy Moore-lust and Lindsey Lohan-lust, and those are both very mainstream sex symbols (Sarah brought home an US magazine, and Lohan is on almost every page). Secondly, I just wonder if a lot of mainstream sex symbols are considered sexy because of peoples' fear of expressing a different idea of what is sexy. I find the very aggressive, pushy sexuality personified by Pam Anderson not very appealing, and I'm sure there are plenty in the "majority" who secretly or subconsciously agree with me. I believe that sexuality is a lot more fluid than the media's representation of it would have us believe.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Why am I posting seriously on a thread about boobies?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

so you disagree with me that ILX in general tries to distance itself from the typical Coors drinking, Howard Stern loving, boorish male?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think in general we have to try to do that. We're already different from the typical Coors-drinking Howard-Stern-watching male, and I think a lot of the "typical" CDHSW males are in reality different from the typical CDHSW males, but are afraid or unable to express their differences.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

If the question is small breasts or large ones my answer is yes.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

but how do we all know that "we're already different" without making comments in various threads that reflect this?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that second-guessing people's behavior is a fairly dangerous game to start playing.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm afraid I don't understand what you (oops) are trying to say. I don't have any problem with people talking about sex or what they find attractive.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The ILX Massive has much better taste in women on an physical level than the CDHSWMs of the world - cf. the Coors Twins, who are both creepy (lemme tell you, incest gets me going) and unattractive.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: "not my type" vs "gross/unattractive"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

but big ones or little ones?

Whatever happened to good ol' T&A?

― mandee, Friday, 11 June 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

....the milkman, the paperboy, evening TV

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate that "anything over a handful is a waste" thing. Makes me feel, like.. BAD.

― mandee, Friday, 11 June 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't find that type gross, really, more just boring. Except Pam Anderson, she's gross.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I have large hands.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe I said that.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

oh you'd hit that shit, brah

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i have small hands but a big mouth

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I have small hands. Like I said...I find very large breasts extremely attractive, but personally, specifally, prefer just above medium size.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

anyone ever see the drawing, I can't remember if it was by Crumb or Gilbert Hernandez, but it was a drawing of Luba from Love and Rockets (who has extremely large breasts and small ass and skinny legs) with Crumb saying "a little less up top, more in the back..."

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree, although I have no problem with VERY large breasts either. The 'more than a handfull' line makes no logical sense to me, but hey - my opinion. Large breasts are a lot of fun - VengaDan is OTM above about 'making cleavage'.

But like it said - it's the ASS that rules, people.

I am kinda drunk now BTW. (where is that drunk/applause thread...)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post oops

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Like "I" said, dammit. I'm done now. Thanks.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

so you're saying a great ass makes up for below average tits, but great tits couldn't make up for a below average ass?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

YES

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

A great ass is enough to make men go to war, I reckon.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

AGREED

xpost that doesn't change my response

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

sometimes, yes. For me at least.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'm an ass lady.

― mandee, Friday, 11 June 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

meaning you place emphasis on a man's ass, a woman's ass, or your own ass?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

YES

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

man ass.

― mandee, Friday, 11 June 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

or do you have a thing for donkeys?

xpost I see. well that puts me out of the running.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

too bad. we could have had something so special!

― mandee, Friday, 11 June 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i can change! give me a few months of doing some exercises.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

see but they're really not unattractive, they're just barbies and "not all that". I mean if I saw them IRL I wouldn't say "ewwww what a couple of pooches". Our likes and dislikes seem to get exaggerated in order to smash the mainstream notion of beauty.
I don't find them attractive at all. Their faces are far too plasticky and obviously worked over with giant fake hooters.

I've got no problem when my notion of beauty coincides with the popular notion of it, but pretty much every woman who's been made famous by the pro-porn/ironic-porn boom (Jenna Jameson, other porn stars, Coors Twins) really just aren't attractive at all.

The last issue of Jane had a portrait of Jenna Jameson without any makeup, and she was actually quite pretty, though. Maybe the Coors Twins don't look so plastic-surgery-nightmare outside of Kid Rock commercials. Doubt it.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost - Okay. But you'd better live up to your promises. You do NOT wanna mess with one of Tack's chicks.

― mandee, Friday, 11 June 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

or one of crump's brother's chicks, at least.

― mandee, Friday, 11 June 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I am one of the Secret People of England who have not spoken yet...
As 'it may be beer is best', so may be the larger variety of breasts. ;)

This is obviously a personal predilection for all of us males - and hey, I exclude no ladies - and I will speak up as one who has preferred more ample breasts, aye (and those on real ladies, not artificial constructs, etc). I'm not sure if for me that nipples are the main thing; they're certainly part of a whole, and the whole can frankly utterly floor me on the right occasion. :)

― Tom May (Tom May), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

REVIVE

I just got a big case of giggletits from this thread.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i am an equal opportunity employer, however my tastes invariably fall on the side of buxom.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm glad somebody finds lukey funny.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

God I love tits. And bums.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(hahahaha how appropriate that this is the first Sick Mouthy post I read of 2005!!)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm now singing "Tits,tits,tits, etc..." to the tune of "Spam" in my head. Soon they will take me away.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry, it's good of you to stay
Hear every word I say
And not just duck away
God, these drinks are something warm and watered down
Barkeep, how 'bout some ice
Hey, Harry sit back down
Say, that little thing there's fine from behind
They all look good after three or four,
So drink Harry, drink Harry,
Drink 'til you can't see no more
of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more
For months, for years,
Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he'll grow
Harry, it's really rough at home
I've caught her on the phone
Hey, who's that on the phone?
Oh, that's no one dear,
The standard sort of line
Harry, you know me well,
You know that I'm not blind
Hey, you ain't been drinking
Don't you know I'm buying?
They all taste good after three or four
So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't drink no more
of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink 'til you can't drink no more
How well I know
Tits were only there for fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he'll grow
God, the room is spinning round
Hey, drive me home old pal
God, you sure get around
Harry, I know it's you who's breaking up my home
Harry, don't say a word, just drop me off at home
Harry, forgive me Harry, let's have just one more
It's all so good after three or four
It's all so good after three or four
It's all so good after three or four
So let's drink Harry, drink 'til we can't drink no more
of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til we can't drink no more
How well I know
Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he'll grow into a man

So let's drink Harry, drink 'til we can't see no more, etc

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

REVIVE HAHA

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

I'm by no means exclusive about this topic, but lately I've been thinking about how great small breasts are.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Give me perky over balloonish any time.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I've ever seen small breasts, in person. I have to admit I'm curious.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

I prefer large cans. I don't know why, but really, I like all shapes and sizes. Breasts are great! So are asses.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Also, I wish my cans were smaller.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Adam, how small are we talking? I mean, I like a little something, of course.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

I'm talking so small they're practically inverse.

Real answer: don't know.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

If it's got a nipple in front of it and a woman behind it, I'm interested.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

an ex of mine and i used to spot racks all the time, le sigh

― demonlolver (gcannon), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

I like 'em all!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

well i wouldn't got that far

― demonlolver (gcannon), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

i'd go PRETTY FAR tho

― demonlolver (gcannon), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

If it's got a nipple in front of it and a woman behind it, I'm interested.

http://www.nspcc.org.uk/images/womanfeedingbaby.jpg

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

oh, pair!

― demonlolver (gcannon), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't turn down a bottle.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sandisrecipecorner.com/images/1585C.jpg

These work for me.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

those green beans are killing me right now

― demonlolver (gcannon), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

I like huge boobs on underage girls and small boobs on grown girls. I dunno why exactly.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm happy with anything from moderately small to somewhat big. I like to have enough to grab, but nothing ponderous.

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

saggy tits that leak!

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

saggy tit leak alert thread (19 new answers)

― SAGGY MCGEE, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

petite are best, it's a fact.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 09:54 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Some client just commented on my breasts saying:"WOW, THEY ARE MUCH LARGER!" I said:"Well DUH I am pregnant!" Jesus, man, what is it with people these days? I was seriously ticked off and wanted to say:"Have you ever heard of TACT, woman?"

― nathalie, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

don't feel bad -- someone said that about my breasts the other day, too.

― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

recently, a drunken customer made a direct comment about my "nice tits" and then asked me if i minded/thought anyone would notice, if he had a wank under the table. to which i replied with something like "that's fine, and long as you don't mind me adding $100 to your bill".

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

Ew. That's horrible, RR. :-(

― ENBB, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

jon had his birthday at applebees already?!

― and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

ENBB, you get used to those kind of comments when you work in hospo. you make a decision on how to take it - and i prefer to take it as a compliment (albeit a creepy one). and there are different levels - this guy was shitfaced drunk and pretty harmless. his friends looked completely embarrassed, though.

i work with four italian brothers, who have no shame in greeting me with a squeeze of one/both of my boobs.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

Sall good from dd-iego to the b-aa-y

― Eazy, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

If it's got a nipple in front of it and a woman behind it, I'm interested.

Truest thing I ever said.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

Ruby, you...you...people you work with actually TOUCH YOUR BREASTS? Ahh...how exactly do you feel about that?

― Laurel, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

RR - my parents were restaurant owners and I worked for them and in other restaurants for years so I know the types of comments you're talking about. Still, I think the wanking things was just plain creepy. I had a pretty bad experience with a customer when I was a bartender so I think that's led me to be pretty intolerant of certain things. The boob squeeze greeting just wouldn't fly with me. I guess it's just a difference in levels of comfort.

― ENBB, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder what they'd say if next time you go into work you greet them by grabbing their dicks.

― ENBB, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

You'd probably have to knock their other hand out of the way to do that.

― onimo, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sure this will probably give a weird/bad impression of me to some people but: i've known the brothers for 7 yrs, and it just doesn't bother me all that much. in fact, one of them is quite a big guy - his boobs are literally twice the size of mine - and i grab his all the time. but he kinda likes it, whereas i'm just indifferent.

don't get me wrong: if a customer actually touched me, or someone else who i wasn't comfortable with, then they'd get a short sharp slap.

when i'm at work, i gotta pick my battles - if i got mad at everyone who deserved it, i'd be mad ALL the time ;). i remember one time, years ago, a guy made a really rude sexual remark to me and tried to grab me, and i said something like "read the sign outside, buddy; it says RESTAURANT, not BROTHEL".

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

sue them and settle out of court for their restaurant

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

kiwis are weird.

― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

me and fab (the big-titted italian chef i work with - his t-shirt is hiding the true immensity of his man-boobs):
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1386/1213624491_cb44bebea5_m.jpg

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

haha... ok. You can just kinda tell he's harmless.

― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

Ha. I had the one regular who harassed me at the bar banned for doing so. Granted, it was pretty extreme but still. So if I ever make it to New Zealand I should plan on greeting people but grabbing at their tits, yeah? Good to know. ;-)

― ENBB, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

only if they're big italian lugs

― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

EVERYONE STEP BACK FROM THIS THRED. THERE IS DANGER HERE.

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

he has BIG hands

― stevie, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

i know - with one hand he can grab both my boobs at once.

xpost to kenan - he is completely harmless.

xpost to ENBB - kenan is right; just the italian boys ;)

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

this thread was really funny on june 9, 2004. after that, not so much.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q265/eddcfc_2007/more%20pics/838dbee2-1.jpg

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Riding Giantess

― Laurel, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

russmeyer.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/105/257896473_54a0fe3245.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

armpit butt!!!

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I was going to post a picture of Genesis P-Orridge but thought better of it.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

those are medium breasts anyway

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

Someone posted this on a discussion board:

The passing of time...
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d128/Shenandoah07/Smiths-era.jpg

and all of its crimes...
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d128/Shenandoah07/moob.jpg

is making me sad...

But I find Mozzer's middle-aged meatier moobs very enticing!

― Melinda Mess-injure, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man. I wish i hadn't seen that. :-(

― ENBB, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

And there's always this thing too...
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/arnold_then_now.jpg

― W4LTER, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

Oh God. THAT is scary. Both then and now.

― ENBB, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

moz should put a shirt on, but he's still a very handsome man

― kenan, Friday, 24 August 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

If you look at the Mozmoob on the right, it's pretty flat. It's just that when Moz was feeling himself up at that moment, it falsely gave the impression that he could fill a B-cup.

I think Moz looks fine. He sure looks a hell of lot better than Ah-nold!

― Melinda Mess-injure, Friday, 24 August 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

Whoops, I meant Mozzer's right moob. That would be what you see on the left.

And so what about the incipient spare tire? I calls 'em lerv handles.

― Melinda Mess-injure, Friday, 24 August 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

oh, he's already got lerv handles, on the side. The spare tire is in the front.

― kenan, Friday, 24 August 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

His handles aren't as big as Sarkozy's.

― Madchen, Friday, 24 August 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

so you're saying a great ass makes up for below average tits, but great tits couldn't make up for a below average ass?
-- oops (Oops), Friday, June 11, 2004 9:35 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
YES
-- Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, June 11, 2004 9:40 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

godbless

― bell_labs, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

OK this thread :D

― Trayce, Friday, 24 August 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

If you look at the Mozmoob on the right, it's pretty flat. It's just that when Moz was feeling himself up at that moment, it falsely gave the impression that he could fill a B-cup.

Uh, he has TITS, nuff said.

― nathalie, Friday, 24 August 2007 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

rob bolton otm, there

― river wolf, Friday, 24 August 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

Uh, he has TITS, nuff said.

Course he does. Everyone's got tits. Just that some tits are more vestigal than others. And some girls mothers are...well you know.

I love Morrissey's tits. And here are his greatest:
http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/greatesttits.jpg

― Melinda Mess-injure, Saturday, 25 August 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

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