Jennifer Love Hewitt....what happened?

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She's on the Daily Show right now. Man, where'd it all go wrong for her? She's in "Garfield"??? Was it "the Tuxedo"? Is she becoming the Ally Sheedy of the New Millenium (pre-lesbian arthouse makeover, of course).

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 June 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

When was is going right for her? Party Of 5? I don't understand her appeal at all.

― svend (svend), Friday, 11 June 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

she has none. appeal that is.

― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

it makes me weep to know that Australians are even aware of her existence.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

party of five was huge here! the bo deans had a hit and everything!

― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

you give us crocodile dundee and inxs and we give you party of 5?? i am so so sorry.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but they also gave us the Vines and Jet, so we're about even, I'd say.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 June 2004 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Like anything with 'Love' as a middle name would appeal to anyone over the age of 14...

― New No New Age Advanced Ambient Motor Music Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 11 June 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

b-b-but Olivia Newton John! Yahoo Serious!!!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

what about tim love lee?

― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ernie Love Sigley?

― New No New Age Advanced Ambient Motor Music Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 11 June 2004 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought she had completely dropped off the face of the Earth. So, I'd say things are going well for her.

― Debito (Debito), Friday, 11 June 2004 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry, she looks hawt in Garfield. Shorter hair+glasses+lab coat= yowza

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I loved when Jon Stewart said, 'So Bill Murray did Garfield's voice,' and Jennifer started to do the excited-star-promoting-crap-movie thing, all enthusiastic and 'Yeah, how cool is that!', and Jon just shook his head and said, 'Man, he must be some serious whore for money.' And Jennifer was, like, actually shocked but tried to laugh it off but still sounded pissed, like, 'So you're saying I'm a whore for money?' and Jon's all, 'No no, you're not...' Ouch.

― spittle (spittle), Friday, 11 June 2004 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Like, he couldn't come out and just say to her what he was actually thinking, which was, 'Honey, you're lucky to be working.'

― spittle (spittle), Friday, 11 June 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts will never be out of work. It was kind of sad to see them in a starring role with Gene Hackman and Sigourney Weaver. Real actors shouldn't be brought that low.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

she does have bodacious ta-ta's, but other than that I see no appeal.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Other than that, there is no appeal.

Recent starlets whose career is based on their breasts:

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Denise Richards
etc. etc.

― Debito (Debito), Friday, 11 June 2004 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

debito, appeal
based on breast size is what the
word "starlet" means, dude

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 11 June 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

has she abandoned her "music career" as well?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 June 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

ok dude. my bad.

― Debito (Debito), Friday, 11 June 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, the definition of 'starlet' is:

1. A small star.
2. A young film actress publicized as a future star.

But, whatever.

― Debito (Debito), Friday, 11 June 2004 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Cambridge Dictionary:

"a young actress who hopes to be or is thought likely to be famous in the future"

― Debito (Debito), Friday, 11 June 2004 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Did anyone see that Daily Show interview? It was so uncomfortable. Despite the fact that she's boring and vacuous, I couldn't believe it when John Stewart said, "Man, Bill Murray must be a real whore for money." I don't think he could believe he said that to her either.

― Helen, Friday, 11 June 2004 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

What else would someone be a whore for?

― Debito (Debito), Friday, 11 June 2004 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

crack

― the surface noise is another unwelcome bonus resulting from a preamp's inab (ele, Friday, 11 June 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Aren't most mainstream Hollywood types whores for money?

Celebs appearing in Japanese commercials, for example.

― Debito (Debito), Friday, 11 June 2004 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been known to be a whore for John Stewart.

― Helen, Friday, 11 June 2004 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I would be a whore for peanut butter and jelly sandwichs.

― Huk-L, Friday, 11 June 2004 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

hey debito did you see that? something just went over your head.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Guess I'm too dumb for ILX.

― Debito (Debito), Friday, 11 June 2004 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

sounds like the prelude to taking us all out in a hail of gunfire.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey oops,

If you were going to write a listening test for 13 year old Japanese junior high school students, what topic would you use? They're English ability is very limited, but it should be something kind of interesting.

― Debito (Debito), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Gams might make a nice topic.

― vleeetrmx21 (Leee), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

And a mod should change the title to "wha' happened??"!

― vleeetrmx21 (Leee), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

when I saw this thread title, I was like "oh no, her tits exploded!"

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i think it was her getting her neck extruded some more for her last album cover..

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

everything about this girl should be sexy and for some reason she is resoundingly not. she is the absolute paragon of audrey hepburn fetishism gone horribly wrong

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

She's not sexy at all, but she's unbelievably cute.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

no no no, she is far from being sexy. never was, never could be. she is "attractive" or "pretty" or "cute" in a wholesome way. Junior Miss material.

xpost see?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

she's sexy in the way that you'd have sex with her but never describe her as sexy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha yes!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

don't ask me how I know.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

but still short hair+glasses+lab coat=k-rowr

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

short hair+glasses+lab coat= sexy non-sexy sexiness that is non-sexually sexy

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps that combination will change my mind

xpost stence it is too late for you to be posting such a brain teaser

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX, critique this:

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

That's pretty awful.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

UGH SCARY! if you don't look at her head she's really fucking hot

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yep.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

though a bit too skinny around the shoulders and arms

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

no surprise, the web proliferates with tons of fake nudie shots of her.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

that's just the shadows, man.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Google Image search turns up some funny shit.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all fake nudes or photos where she's trying to be sexy and failing miserably.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

pure sex:

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I can think of other Jennifers who are way hotter.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Jennifer Beals?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

and Jennifer Biel!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Jennifer Connelly

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

was better before she got anorexic.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Has that ever not been true about anyone?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

so you wanna see Jennifer Love Hewitt AS AN ANOREXIC?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Do I look bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?"

(I was agreeing with you)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Jennifer Connelly fan art!!!
http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~madsb/jc/images/files/Fan/Drawings/Alexandre_Wonder_Woman2.jpg (v. large)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i love this country

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

JENNIFER GARNER

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

hell, even Jennifer Aniston

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

jennifer garner is a fucking dog

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

so Bellevue has an internet connection now, eh?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

JENNIFER LOPEZ YOU NON-JUNK-IN-THE-TRUNK-LOVIN' FUCKS!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

dude we forget she was actually named Jennifer and not just J-Lo!
your insult couldn't be more mis-directed

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

JUNK IN THE TRUNK!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

nay to Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Jason Leigh
Jennifer Tilly (as long as she doesn't speak)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

on what planet are those two hotter than J. Garner? looks like I'll have her all to myself I guess.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, ON NEPTUNE, freak.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

and freak we shall

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 07:29 (twenty-two years ago)

xxxpost you mean Jessica Biel, and I'm sad that I knew that

on the other had I hope that the random-emotion-for-middle-name idea comes into vogue. Then I could change my middle name to "Detachment" or maybe "Dysthymia"

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Friday, 11 June 2004 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.emotioneric.com/

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

a void is filled

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Imagine the newspaper headlines if one day Jennifer Capriati marries Leyton Hewitt.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"Everyone in World Yawns Simultaneously"

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

or if they play against each other in a tennis match, and hewitt wins.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Jennifer love, hewitt fifteen

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Better watch that comma, Ken.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

the Garfield makeover in full:

http://www.jenniferlovehewitt-fan.de/garfield/garfield_02.jpg

hubba and indeed hubba.

*cough*

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ok so this film will be shit but now i must see it. thanks charlie!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know, even that doesn't work.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Jennifer Capriati is totally on roids.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

JLH's career is so 1998.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

JLH looks like she smells something bad in that screencap

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

no she looks like SHE smells bad

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

but tastes great

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ken C, the gentlest pervert.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

+i +a obv

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

genitalest

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Jamie Lee Curtis to thread - your image has been stolen, then lusted after. Ugh.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer gentlest, it's so genteel and you're such a gentleman.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

glasses are the new something

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Jennifer Garner went to my college. Not while I was there, mind you, but still.....

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

jennifer garner is a MAN BABY

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

She can invariably bench-press more than I.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

...but then again, so could Ruth Buzzy, probably.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I could outbench Ruth Buzzy, but I'd have trouble matching up w/ Jo-Ann Worley (sic yeah).

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know, even that doesn't work

I agree with Ned. But I'm not sure if I should be admitting it for some reason.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel I must see it after reading Chapter 1 of the Garfield novelization.

"Put it on my tabby" bwahahaha

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

JLH was on Conan last night in this floofy white dress that made her look like a five-year-old ballerina.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Five-year old ballerina, HOT.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The Jon Stewart interview was classic. He wasn't even making any pretense of trying to be nice to her.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

...which is odd, as Jon Stewart seems like he'd be a perfectly nice guy. What does he have to gain from embarassing Jennifer Love Hewitt?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone's eternal gratitude.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

and ratings.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought he was nice to her, and wanted her to play along on not big-upping the movie (it's not like the Daily Show's audience is who they're aiming for). But she was too dim to figure that out and got offended.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Imagine what it must be like to be the Poor Man's JLH!

― vleeetrmx21 (Leee), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes Credited As:

Lacey Nicole Chabert
Lacy Chabert
Esmeralda Belle Jané

WTF?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

If I hadn't already settled on Picard Maneuver as my next handle, I'd be posting as Esmeralda Eblle Jané.

― vleeetrmx21 (Leee), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

The weird thing about Party of Five was that JLH and Lacy Chabert looked a lot alike, so basically Bailey was in love with his sister? Creepy.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Party of 5 in the Attic

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought he was nice to her, and wanted her to play along on not big-upping the movie (it's not like the Daily Show's audience is who they're aiming for)

I think he pretty much knew that wasn't going to happen, judging by how offended she got by his offhand joke about her dog. I think he just gave up on the interview.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Party"

xpost.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Hewitt has never had a tan as bad Chabert's in Mean Girls.

"Everyone who goes to see this gets a... four-year old chihauha."
"Shah, whatever."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Ebert just gave Garfield three stars, so that settles it, I'm going to see this.

― vleeetrmx21 (Leee), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Whether Garfield is able to break into and out of the pound, save Odie, expose Chapman and reunite Jon with both the dog and Garfield's own noble presence, I will leave for you to discover.

Good thing Ebert doesn't spoil this part!

― vleeetrmx21 (Leee), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we all know why Ebert gave it a 'thumbs' up.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha, I was just about to post the same thing as Leee re: spoiling the plot.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah! Now I recognize who this 'vleeetrmx21' person truly is and I am shamed (for not realizing earlier).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah! Now I recognize who this 'Ned Raggett' person truly is and I am shamed (for not realizing earlier).

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha no worries Ned. I think this is my second worst handle so far. I'm just waiting for the right opportunity to unveil Picard (Leeecard?) Maneuver.

― vleeetrmx21 (Leee), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I forgive you, Martin. No, really.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Heavens!

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Lacey Nicole Chabert
Lacy Chabert
Esmeralda Belle Jané

WTF?

Purvis, Mississippi is the answer.

― Classist Asshole (nickn), Friday, 11 June 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

this woman is now on our TV all the time, because my wife is addicted to Ghost Whisperer in all it's rotating-supporting-cast ludicrousness, and party of five reruns. After years of mocking JLH I now have a kind of fond affection for her that I can't quite explain.

― akm, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 03:47 (seventeen years ago)

Divorce?

― James Morrison, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

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