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jentina is my new hero.

― splooge (thesplooge), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Latest Phenomenon" thats been going on for 20 years (in Glasgow at least).

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

The website's findings follow a British Council report that identified nine teenage "tribes" based on clothes and music. The Foreign Office-funded body is using them to teach foreign youngsters about life in Britain.

i want to see this

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

yes. that was the bit that really made me wonder.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The British Council's guide to youth tribes

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The BBC's guide to teenage tribes, for puzzled parents. With cartoon represenations!

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

haha !
alba you gem

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i was reading about this the other day. I don't think the tribes have been very well researched (in the first one at least). I hate condescending shit like this.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I could find the full report, if such a thing actually exists.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

god, yes.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/parents/teenagetribes/images/rudeboys_pic.gif

This is great.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe it's somebody's job to draw a crap picture and then point out to people that teens speak in "monosyllabic grunts" and that they play their music too loud. With this kind of persecution, no wonder kids hate their folks so much.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

haha - phonez instead ov gunz innit.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember the days when they were plain old pikeys. Sigh.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 12 August 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

For everyone intrigued by this phenomena look here!
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

And look at the hatred in the forum!

― Paul Kelly (kelly), Friday, 13 August 2004 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Nu metallers
Clubbers
Soulstrels
Pop Princesses
Skaters
Goths
Grungers

I'm none of these facking things, but oh shit I am not young any more...

― ENRG, Friday, 13 August 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

This really is such a waste of time. As if you don't get these little "tribes" in other countries too! And how many 16 year olds do you know who listen to the Mission? And when was the last time you heard the word "Soulstrel" anywhere other than these sites?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe it's somebody's job to draw a crap picture and then point out to people that teens speak in "monosyllabic grunts" and that they play their music too loud. With this kind of persecution, no wonder kids hate their folks so much

they do though!!!!! (but not that it's a bad thing)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

yeh they do, but i mean - don't the parents already know this? The governement doesn't have to employ some two-bit observational satirist plus cartoonist to come up with this bullshit.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Like shy woodland creatures they adopt a protective shell-like disguise to save them from predators

this, apparently, is a GOFF!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

that was from the BBC website though right? (i guess that's government money too) and it's more like an entertainment website than a serious PARENTS HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT YOUR KIDS thing.

(i have yet to see the british council's report to comment on that)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

although it is under parenting... i dunno anymore. i'm hoping the cartoons are there to give the impression that it's not something to be taken seriously.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

all the cheeky summaries say the same things and they are based on the government report. I'd really like to see a copy of this now.

It's not that I'm not interested in the whole "tribes" idea, I find it fascinating. I just can't believe they've gone and come up with this crap though. Grungers? Do they even exist anymore?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Question: was the ire currently seen by the "sophisticated" members of our population the same ire spat at the Mods in the 60s? Chav/mod similarities are pretty obvious, I'd have thought (grebs = rockers in the same equation).

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Grungers? Oh yes. I saw a 12 year old walking around Elephant and Castle yesterday wearing a Kurt Cobain t-shirt. Like, Dude, were you even *alive*?

I suppose my parents' generation probably felt the same way about people of my generation wearing Hendrix t-shirts or Doors t-shirts or the like.

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm kinda indie kid and nu-metaller.. sounds great!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You're too positive for Nu-Metal, foolio.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

but i love all that rock shit! puttin' the bounce in the MOSH PIT!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Neds can be any age, you get 90 year old neds - can the same be said of chavs?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

A study of 2,600 girls shows that 70 per cent consider themselves to be a chav

a study of which 2600 girls? where?

"a study of 2600 newcastle inhabitants shows that 70 per cent consider themselves to be a geordie"

― david acid (gareth), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know abuot "chavs", but w/charvers, the n e england equivalent of neds, you do get the odd older one, but they seem to tail off in their early twenties.

In the last few weeks, the whole "chav" look seems to have taken off up here to the point that the majority of people of a certain age group one sees in the shopping mall or wherever are now dressed chav-style, so as a signifier, it has recently become MEANINGLESS.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

A study of 2,600 girls shows that 70 per cent consider themselves to be a chav
a study of which 2600 girls? where?

shopping malls, obv.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to say, the asked the first 2600 girls they found hanging around looking surly at bus-stops!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

it's scallys wtf, how is this new?

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not new, it's just the latest cos nothing newer has come along.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Grungers? Oh yes. I saw a 12 year old walking around Elephant and Castle yesterday wearing a Kurt Cobain t-shirt. Like, Dude, were you even *alive*?

Yes, because as we all know, it's ILLEGAL and WRONG to like, or indeed find any affinity with, any music made before one's birth. Someone I used to work with years ago once expressed incredulity that I even knew who The Who were, let alone actually listened to and liked them. I find this stance bizarre.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I was so upset when Bing Crosby died.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

CharlieNo4, yes but you'd be a bit weirded out if you met a 12 year old whose favourite album was say, "Expecting to Fly" by the Bluetones or whatnot?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd be a bit weirded out if I met anyone whose favourite album was "Expecting to Fly" by the Bluetones.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

sure i'd be weirded out, but not for the same reasons Kate was! i see your point though, but i'm not sure it quite works. y'know, if i met a 12 year-old who was really into, say, Screamadelica or Dummy or Giant Steps or Dubnobasswithmyheadman I'd think they were the coolest kid alive.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

It wasn't surprise, so much as it was disgust.

I used to be disgusted with hippies when I was a teenager. I used to shout at them "your parents didn't listen to your grandparents' music, why are you listening to your parents' music?"

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

My parents so did listen to my grandparents music. Not exclusively, but still.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

(anyway, what makes you think their parents were into Nirvana?)

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It is a bit sad that modern alternative rock is so shit that kids are still wearing Nirvana t's. Then again there's a multitude of Iron Maiden and Manowar fans my age so I guess it makes sense.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

just because they're wearing a Kurt Cobain T-shirt doesn't mean that don't like any modern alternative rock! This whole thing is ridiculous.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it may just be sad that modern alternative rock TSHIRTS are so shit.

i wouldn't be seen dead in one.......

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost obv.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I've got back into wearing band t-shirts. I have a Pavement one and a Beach Boys one. Both bands are kind of before my time.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

manowar were born to live for evermore.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Death To False Neds

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw the most fantastic and brave teenager on the bus the other day. All his mates were in the standard hip-hop/ b-boy mould, but he was dressed like Andre 3000. He had his hair relaxed and about shoulder length. He had a deer stalker, a tailored jacket, foppish shirt and a bandana used as a cravat. He looked fabulous, but I think I was most impressed because I can't imagine many 16 year old lads having the guts to pull all that off. He did seem to be the alpha male of his back of the bus crew though, and the admiring teenage girls can't have hurt his self-image either.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 13 August 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Excellent! Scally Foppery a go go! I'm all up for that.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It takes a real foxx (like Mr 3000) to pull that kind of look off though - yr standard UKgarage brat should have the luck eh.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 13 August 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The rest of them weren't scallys either, they looked like proper hip hop boys (Fubu, Roc A Wear, Lakers vest, doorags, that kind of thing), so were obv. quite fashion aware themselves, it was just that he took a chance on looking that fey in that kind of tribe (ie non-indie, non-goth, non-hippie, non-club kid - the youth cults where this is almost the norm). And it worked! More of this please Young Britain.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

and the admiring teenage girls can't have hurt his self-image either.

...not to mention Anna, feverishly scribbling the details of his clothes into a notebook!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It was probably staged for some style mag photo feature.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a bit sad, but these things just form part of my landscape. And I remember them.

(Alba is a Camper trainers man, Charlie, I think I've got you down as wearing old school Addidas, or maybe Pumas. Both of of you own at least one pair of light brown cords. I could have either proved or destroyed my point here.)

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never owned a pair of Camper trainers. At least not real ones. The light brown cords rarely get an outing as they are too tight. The man in Reiss sweet-talked me into them. Into buying them, rather.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I really don't think you've seen me in the cords.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, maybe you have, I don't know.

Anyway - is there a name for my middle youth tribe?

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Toot ight? Are these the world's narrowest trousers?

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

What about the ones you bought in Italy?

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I mean they're not too tight to actually get on, but cords shouldn't be tight. They almost look tapered. When I bought them they were actually too short, so I had to have the hems let down. He really was the slickest salesman in the world. They weren't cheap!

What about the ones you bought in Italy?

What, the trousers? They're not cords!

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Middle-youth tribes?

Hipsters
Indie Kids
Clubbers
Townies
Grebs

any more?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I'm hip enough to be a hipster, indie enough to be an indie kid or go clubbing enough to be a clubber. Townie? Bit posh. Greb? Certainly not.

O NO I AM CAST ADRIFT IN A SEA OF NON-AFFILIATION. It was ever thus.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The shoes! The shoes from Italy! The red ones! (Alb, I can do this with most people's wardrobes - point I was trying to illustrate - I am not stalking you.)

Dog Latin - what do you call the kind of 20-30 something male who wears Levis or Disel jeans, graphic print t-shirts and imported trainers. They look like they work in web design, but they can't all do. They are a definate tribe. They have Endtroducing on vinyl and books about graffiti art. I wouldn't call them hipsters, I think of that as being more Hoxton and victimy.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yes, the shoes. Well they're not Camper either. They're Bata!

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Ilxors.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I have a friend who is exactly as you describe - graphic design and endtroducing to boot. I dunno what they'd be called. No they're not exactly hipsters are they?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe we are just... boring.

(re: the shoes. Yes, they are Camperish and so were the brown ones I used to have from Zara. I was being pedantic.)

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

what's a 'Greb' ?

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

PS I don't know what I am although I think Colette and Kate referred to me as "indie" at the last FAP. This was while I was in Fopp buying Deerhoof and Devendra Banhart albums so who knows, maybe I am.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Greb = Greebo, crustie, the proud unwashed.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe Graphic Design Guy will swing the next election?

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmmmmmmm, but what way?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I am like the cheapskate version of the Graphic Design Guy.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(I like to think I can throw on a pair of Bata pumps and make them look like expensive imported trainers.)

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeh, I'm like a Grapher but I only have Endtroducing on tape and my degree's in English.. Language..

..and Linguini :-(

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Towards whoever gets the Desingers Republic to do their posters and promises free Silas figures with every Macintosh.

(I think they are all New Labour - believe in free enterprise and meritocracy, but have too much of a social conscious to be Tory. Wouldn't want to associated with something that fusty either. Probably pro-Europe - makes co-ordinating with Frankfurt computer giants esier for work and, socially, makes booking tickets for Sonar easier.)

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I really can't spell today.

I have totally derailed this thread too. Oops.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It's OK - I think ILE's done 'chavs' to death.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

but have too much of a social conscious to be Tory

Well, for now at least, that'll soon change

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You've described a whole sector of my group of friends.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

This is as good a place as any on ILE to remind infrequent visitors to ILM to vote in stevem's best of the decade so far poll at:

http://www.base58.com/ilx/ilm/form.html

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh good lord yes, I keep forgetting to do that.

you get 90 year old neds

Well, yes. I'm hoping for a 100 myself, but I doubt I'll make it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ENOUGH OF THE NED/NED GAG.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

You seem bitter. Which tribe do you belong to, so I may accurately 'rap' with 'the kids' of 'today'?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

It still makes me chuckle

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

what is it with people and this word? bascially, anyone who uses this word is a cunt. simple as. unfortunately every cunt is saying it. right now. in my office.

― henry miller, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It only upsets you because you're a chav, Henry.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

what about chavet?

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

chavet where the sun don't shine...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i wdn't mind quite so much if people would define fackin terms. a cheap 'little book of'-style book sold on the counter at hmv abt the whole chav phenom is subtitled 'britain's newest ruling elite'. say what?

― henry miller, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

oh it's just a bit of fun...

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i still prefer 'pikey' tho

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

.. so let's be cool?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

'greb' is how we do.

― henry miller, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf is a greb?

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it derived from 'grebo'.

― henry miller, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

a cheap 'little book of'-style book sold on the counter at hmv abt the whole chav phenom is subtitled 'britain's newest ruling elite'

There were loads of those 'humorous' books around just before Xmas. I can't think why anyone in their right mind would be pleased to receive one as a gift. I even saw a chav calendar.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"what's a chav?" was one of the first questions i got from a visiting friend this week, prompted by displays of those little books around town. the kids at the bottom of our drive with caps, parkas, and a PITBULL WITH AN ARSENAL SWEATER provided illustration of the term for her.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my.

Last month I was on the bus and this girl got on wearing a top-to-toe Burberry burqa. It was quite, quite beautiful.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

To my mind the only problem with the word is that it needs to be pronounced 'shav'.

― Masked Gazza, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

and a PITBULL WITH AN ARSENAL SWEATER

teh adroable...

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Chas n' Dave could've been billed as Chave

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjLaJO8QEuw

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 1 August 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

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First of all if you have anythin to say about my family. . . you are the piece of shit. I am Jen in the video. That wasn't my ex boyfriends current gf or whatever its said there. if a girl was goin to talk shit to me the whole time i was gettin interviewed i wasnt goin to stand there like a bitch. so sorry if it was your friend that got an ass beating. =)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 1 August 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 1 August 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

id blap krystel

― and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

Amy : "I dated this guy for 3 1/2 years to come to find that he was.... married to a mexican".

Don't really understand this? (lol britishes, yeah, yeah I know) is this some kind of racist thing? She's cute, but er... you know...

― Pashmina, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

― Michael B, Saturday, 2 August 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

Those Jersey Shore people seem ok to me

― cherry blossom, Saturday, 2 August 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

great to see every jersey stereotype lived up to faithfully!

― latebloomer, Sunday, 3 August 2008 02:42 (seventeen years ago)

haaaah you say jersey stereotype and I think of guido douches

― The Reverend, Sunday, 3 August 2008 05:50 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

'Chav-free holidays' defended

They googled names associated with the word 'chav', ran them through their database of past customers and discovered that no Britneys, Dazzas, Biancas, Chardonnays or Candices had ever been on one of their trips.

― resident advice whore (haitch), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 00:27 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k1gu-OAgV4

― old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Friday, 7 January 2011 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

saw this a while back, learned what a 'yob' was. also has interview with calm martial arts guy

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2674758/Yob-shown-being-floored-by-ex-soldier-threatens-Sun.html

― minecraft on a milk sea (diamonddave85), Friday, 7 January 2011 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

that's every nerdy school boy's dream, right? some loudmouth bully going nuts in your face, you casually drop him, dust your hands and shrug like it ain't no thing.

― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Friday, 7 January 2011 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

Also my dream.

― Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 7 January 2011 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

Well, fantasy, really.

― Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 7 January 2011 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

Yesterday Jason said: "These thugs repeatedly abused me and my family and damaged our property. I've never gone out looking for trouble but think you've got to be able to defend yourself." He has now moved away from the estate with daughter Boudiccia, 22 months, and wife Rebecca, 23.

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Friday, 7 January 2011 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

love the dude who slowly shuts the guy's gate after it's all done

― goole, Friday, 7 January 2011 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

Wonder if he goes in for the Boodika pronunciation.

― philippe is standing on it (MaresNest), Saturday, 8 January 2011 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

idk would it be too unfair to wonder what sort of person names their daughter after brave english queen finding off the invaders etc

the name has 393 results on a certain notorious site

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

that's more than 'william the conqueror', a rather more important figure in english history case yr wondering about confirmation bias

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

i wld automatically assume that was a white pride dude tbh

― zvookster, Saturday, 8 January 2011 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

love the dude who slowly shuts the guy's gate after it's all done

― goole, Friday, January 7, 2011 4:26 PM

ya its perfect

― am0n, Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

neds might be a good film you know.

― toastmodernist, Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

I wonder who the guy shutting the gate was, also what the circumstances were w//r/t someone filming the incident and there being a crowd of spectators?

― Pashmina, Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

xpost -- I will never hear the end of it if so.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

Someone needs to do an Aphex style photoshop replacement job on this.

http://images.screenrush.co.uk/r_760_x/medias/nmedia/18/79/64/56/19590876.jpg

― philippe is standing on it (MaresNest), Saturday, 8 January 2011 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

never realised neds was an acronym

― plax (ico), Saturday, 8 January 2011 12:42 (fifteen years ago)

really
awfully
greasy
guys
eat
terrible
takeaway

― plax (ico), Saturday, 8 January 2011 12:44 (fifteen years ago)

xp isn't 'ned' one of those things where someone comes up with the acronym after the name has stuck

― Scilk Mahouthy (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

(apols if that was what you were getting at)

― Scilk Mahouthy (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

man
enforces
NEDS
correct
acronymed
past

― plax (ico), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

it's a retronym, yes

― Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:26 (fifteen years ago)

educated
delinquent

voters
are
idiots
zings
etonian
yob

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

i thought it was a backronym

― Shakey Moe Szyslak (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

watching aggro guys psych themselves up is one of life's Great Experiences

― ogmor, Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

The Interior Life of Roy Keane: A Speculative History

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

Friends have twins called B0udicca and F3la and they're most definitely not racists. (artists/musicians fwiw)

― pwn de floor (suzy), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:35 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:36 (fifteen years ago)

Ordinarily I'd LOL too but they mean well...

― pwn de floor (suzy), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

there are apparently nine ppl called that in the uk

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

and ten for the latter, but some of those may be actual nigerian ppl

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

I wouldn't mind but the Iceni weren't really English in any sort of EDL way. Maybe proto-Welsh.

― Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:52 (fifteen years ago)

hay maybe he just liked the name

― plax (ico), Saturday, 8 January 2011 13:53 (fifteen years ago)

as someone whose house was besieged by dickheads last year i totally applaud the actions of martial arts guy and his aggro skillz

― Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Saturday, 8 January 2011 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

those Richard Hammond fans sure can hold a grudge

― Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 January 2011 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

would explain why they didn't attack the car

― Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Saturday, 8 January 2011 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

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