what should 9/11 really be called?

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i.e. an actual name instead of just this easy way out date thing

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Sunday, 12 September 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"November 9th"

caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 12 September 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Serious answer: after the place it happened, surely? "The New York/Washington attacks" is a bit clunky, though. The Place Where It Happened is standard technique for terrorist atrocity naming, though, I'd have thought: ie, Warrington, Manchester, Omagh, Enniskillen, Harrods, Canary Wharf, the M62, etc etc etc.

caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 12 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i remember people saying "the world trade center" for awhile but you're right that the simultaneous attack on the pentagon fucks up and complicates everything.. i think my hypothesis with this question is that if we don't have a name to call something, something that feels right and obvious and just rolls off the tongue, we don't know what it means, haven't come to grips with either its purpose in the minds of the attackers or its meaning for our own country. attacking the pentagon at exactly the same time raises the stakes to something much more "war"like than the simple terrorism of say, hijacking a miami-bound 747 and crashing it into disneyworld

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Sunday, 12 September 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

if we don't have a name to call something, something that feels right and obvious and just rolls off the tongue, we don't know what it means

And 9/11 doesn't do that? Essentially it has become the name through sheer force of repetition, and it seems that can and does serve as a shorthand for an attack that was supposed to be against the WTC, the Pentagon and the White House. Similarly Pearl Harbor is a shorthand for quite a bit more than an attack.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 September 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Remember "Patriots Day"? Weren't people starting to call it that in 2002?

dave225 (Dave225), Sunday, 12 September 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Patriots Day is a state holiday in Massachusetts. Originally meant to commemorate the events that took place in Boston leading up to the American Revolution, it is now the day on which the Boston marathon is run.

Valerie Feldman (Valerie Feldman), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

it should be called the9/11 to differenciate it with "the day in 1973 on which the Chilean armed forces, with US encouragement and help, launched air and ground strikes against the presidential palace, the office of Dr. Salvador Allende, the elected president."
Chile: The Other, Almost Forgotten 9/11

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

serious answer: the World Trade Center/White House Attacks

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely "The World Trade Centre/Pentagon Attacks and A Failed Attempt On Somewhere Else Probably The White House That Ended In A Field In Pennsylvania" if you're going to be that specific about it.

It was too widespread to be anything other than just a date. And it's too ingrained to change now. Say 9/11 and everyone knows what you mean, even though, as Caitlin pointed out, 9/11 isn't even how we would ever say September 11th over this side of the Atlantic.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Just call it "Nine 'Lebbin". Everybody else does nowadays, apparently.

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Sunday, 12 September 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe, but I think seven in 10 Americans would approve of calling it "saddam's day".

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 12 September 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It shouldn't be a fucking day. It should only be an event.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 12 September 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

and maybe a drink special.

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Sunday, 12 September 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I reckon this thread is redundant, to be honest. The name given to these events pretty much has blanket penetration.

Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

As far as I am aware (I haven't take a poll or anything) no-one I know here would say "nine eleven" (I'm assuming it's not "nine slash eleven") rather than "september eleventh".

Yes, Sebastien, that means that the other september eleventh will fade into history. But in time, so will this. Sooner or later it will have softened to the point that some politician will make a holiday for it, and it'll have a name then, for a while. In a hundred years no-one will know it any more than people today could tell you the day the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 12 September 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(I think I mean "september the eleventh" rather than "september eleventh", but I'm just sitting here repeating them over and over to see which sounds more natural, and I'm about half a minute from losing the faculty of language entirely.)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 12 September 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

PATRIOT DAY!!!

http://pressroom.hallmark.com/patriot_day.html

Symplistic (shmuel), Sunday, 12 September 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"My Pet Goat" day. We should all read "My pet Goat" for seven minutes on 9/11 starting EXACTLY when the first plane hit. Aloud. In unison.

aimurchie, Monday, 13 September 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Until I start getting the day off work for it, I don't care what they call it.

Tonight at ten (kenan), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

If you took every piece of shit ever shat by every person, animal and tree in the entire universe ever, consolidated them into a Big Ball of Shit and set it off into space complete with its own orbit, it wouldn't come close to how much this shits me.

1. The date format should logically be '11 September', not 'September 11' [UK and Australian media fucking pay attention]
2. It should be '11th' anyway, being the 11th day of a month, and not just a thing called '11'
3. I don't appreciate a whole date forcibly being made synonymous with something that happened to the precious little United States, when loads of disasters occur on a regular basis all over the world and nobody assigns THEM their own date, much less gives a shit about them
4. Anyone with a birthday on the 11th of September [I know at least two] now has to put up with people being miserable on their birthday

I call it 'the attack on New York City,' because that's what it is. The US government doesn't want it phrased that way because it implies weakness or some crap but tough. Yes it's a big tragedy but fucking hell, tragedies on this scale happen all the time and nobody cares because 'it's only China' or 'it's only Sudan' or 'where the fuck is Sudan, who cares it's just some tin-pot African country and where the fuck is Africa anyway'.

Ahh that felt good.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm glad it was on a Saturday this year because there were some amazing yard sales, with no thematic tie-ins. Indeed, I scored seven Cher/Sonny and Cher albums for two bucks on My Pet Goat day. Plus the soundtrack to "Valley of the Dolls". (Composed by Andre and Dori Previn....ahem!)And a flock of hot air balloons flew over my house. It was a great My Pet Goat day for me.

aimurchie, Monday, 13 September 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The Pentagon isn't in New York City. Nor is Pennsylvania

It almost immediately became known as 9/11 or September 11th (date format convention arguments seem somewhat trivial here) because it was the default option. It wasn't on one place and it wasn't a' bombing'. Making it hard to call it much else very snappy, as this thread has demonstrated. It wasn't through being 'forcibly made synonymous with something that happened to the precious little United States'.

Alba (Alba), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone with a birthday on the 11th of September [I know at least two] now has to put up with people being miserable on their birthday

my mom turned 50 on 9/11/2001!

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

we almost planned a surprise party.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

someone else planned it for you

ken c (ken c), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Some birthdays, you just feel like drinkin' alone.

Tonight at ten (kenan), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

we ended up going to Outback Steakhouse.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

just in time to catch that thing on TV where all the senators stood on the capitol steps and waved (I guess to reaffirm that the government hadn't broken down or something)

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

serious answer: the World Trade Center/White House Attacks

the White House wasn't attacked.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I almost want to say they were dancing, but I might be thinking of Dick Clark's Rockin' Eve or something.

(X-post)

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

not that the white house didn't have reason to dance

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

There shouldn't be a demarcation for every September 11 to come down on the calendar for the rest of time. No American calls 11/22 "JFK Shot Dead Day" though many are aware that it happened on November 22.

If you're looking for something to call that day itself, something a little less generic than 9/11, call it "The Day That America Shat Itself".

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Does no-one read my posts? I already made the point that the White House wasn't attacked.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Fiesta Fatale

LC, Monday, 13 September 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Pleasant Plains your charming suggestions are quite clumsy compared to "9/11", so until you think of something better that the whole world can agree on I'm afraid you're SOL.

Oh, and here in the precious lil US of A, we say the date as, for example, May 5th 2004, so when abbreviated it becomes 5-11-04, every bit as logical as the proper, british way.

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Not.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I the only person who, like an idiot, persists in calling it Nine One One?

Danger Whore, over and out (kate), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:30 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost)

The way large chunks of the world do it [not just the UK] is day-month-year, which makes loads of sense because it's starting specific and steadily becoming nonspecific.

The year-month-day system used by parts of [if not most of] Asia is even more logical, because it starts broad and steadily narrows. 2004-09-13 18:31.24 is possibly the most sensible and consistent date/time convention there is.

The US standard is all over the place. Month-day-year. That's just stupid.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

They all make sense really, you're just being stupid.

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You'd say that because you're used to using the stupid one.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The month tells me more about when something occurred then the day. If I say it happened during month 9, don't you have a better idea when during the year it happened then if I say it happened during day 9? So by putting the month first, you eliminate all the other months and are left to narrow it down within that month. Putting the year first would make sense, since you would eliminate all other years besides the one named, then proceed to eliminating all other months etc. But in common usage, the year is often not even written down, ie in business communications you're generally dealing with the past year and therefore it is not necessary to specify which year every time you wish to reference a date.

Anyway...

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It doesn't make sense at all, you're just clutching at straws.

But don't mind me, keep on defending the indefensible. :)

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Upon further thought, you two are right. Americans as a whole are braindead morons. I'm gonna let you in on a lil secret: The only way we get anything is through the use of brute force. We simply cannot get our puny branes around the sheer genius that is your date system.

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, that was an unexpected reaction.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

9/11 is a good branding and it conveniently turns into IXXI, for the numerals.

ground zero is good branding, too.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

It's certainly branding. The world media did an excellent job of turning yet another tragedy into a commodity.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I am generally in favour of this abbreviating of things as with txt msging and e-mail culture - it's part of our language progressing - evolving even. As long as people know what you mean when you say '9-11' then I don't consider it a problem.

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:14 (twenty-one years ago)

'branding'!

Dead Man, Monday, 13 September 2004 08:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"9-11" doesn't make me think of the other two planes, really.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Any fule kno it should be called 11/9

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:26 (twenty-one years ago)

when British people speak, do they say " tomorrow will be the 14th of September" or just "tomorrow will be September 14th"? or both?

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"My birthday is on May 26th" or "My birthday is on the 26th of May"?

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't really know about british people but i think the australian date format is the same as theirs, and i would never say "tomorrow will be september 14th", only "tomorrow will be the 14th of september" (obviously i am australian).

gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

my birthday is on the 28th of september actually

gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

It's really strange, I've been running the reports for this past week, so I've been typing the date a lot, and I physically cannot quite bring myself to type 1109 for Saturday, it's just an almost overwhelming compulsion to type 9/11, so I guess it has kind of permeated, regardless of the Brit/US date thing.

Danger Whore, over and out (kate), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

well there ya go. people here in the US say it both ways, but I'd say "tomorrow will be september 14th" is more common, and if someone always said it the other way I'd think they were putting on airs or som'n.

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

How about 11th of 9? Ya know sort of like that Star Trek character?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

3. I don't appreciate a whole date forcibly being made synonymous with something that happened to the precious little United States, when loads of disasters occur on a regular basis all over the world and nobody assigns THEM their own date, much less gives a shit about them

This makes me quite angry. Tragedies happen unfortunately fairly regularly in the world in which equivalent numbers of people die, that is true. But they don't have the HUGE WORLDWIDE POLITICAL SIGNIFICANCE of this one. What are you saying, that it's really not that big a deal?

Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, it's not like anyone in America is forcing anyone in other countries to pay attention to what happens here or follow our lead in what names are given to events that occur here.

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

ummmm no not "forcing" but the rest of the world does tend to be saturated with american media for some reason. no offence, but it can be a bit nauseating for those of us who aren't american, we don't *all* choose the content of our television stations/magazines/newspapers (although obviously i acknowledge that people buying them drives what's in them to a great extent)

gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus, the "anti-war" 'well of course 3000 people die in africa BECAUSE OF AMERICA EVERY DAY' shoutiness is the pits.

Dead Man, Monday, 13 September 2004 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

is it?

RJG (RJG), Monday, 13 September 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Being 'sassy' about mass murder is gay.

Dead Man, Monday, 13 September 2004 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Being pejorative about homosexuality is gay.

As long as people know what you mean when you say '9-11' then I don't consider it a problem.

Billions of people read that as the 9th of November, so it's a problem.

What are you saying, that it's really not that big a deal?

Not at all. I'm saying non-US tragedies are just as important, despite most western media thinking otherwise.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

The date format should logically be '11 September', not 'September 11'

It's logical if you're an obsessive-compulsive person ...

People in the US say the month before the date because the Month is more important than the date. The year is understood, that's why it's stuck at the end..

Q:What time is it?
A: It's 35 seconds after 23 minutes past eight.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 13 September 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

A: It's 35 seconds after 23 minutes past eight.

But that's consistent and month-date-year isn't, so you just buggered your own argument right up its bottom.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, what is the matter with you today? Get a grip, man!

Alba (Alba), Monday, 13 September 2004 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

so it should be '2001 September 11' because computer files save in the yy-mm-dd format appear in chronological order. in any case saying '9-11' is not the same as saying 'september 11'. it's a phonological fact.

Dead Man, Monday, 13 September 2004 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, yy-mm-dd is what I said is the most sensible, and that's why. It's the one I use innit.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, for computer files at least.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"...because the Month is more important thatn the date"
If anyone suggested that the events of that day happened "At some point in September" it wouldn't really be giving full respect to the tragedy. Both month and date are equally as important when talking about events like this. So there might as well be some logic to the format, either DD/MM/YY or YY/MM/DD.

Craig Gilchrist, Monday, 13 September 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Zakly.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I call the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre "The terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre." The simultaneous attack on the Pentagon I refer to as "The simultaneous attack on the Pentagon."

If newsreaders haven't got time to use full sentences then they should drop the "...and finally" pieces from the end of the broadcasts. They could also save valuable time by not repeatedly reminding us of President Bush's middle initial.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 13 September 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

But they could do with telling us which country's president they're talking about. The US gets an exemption from that for some reason.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It you want to rah on about date formats, try:

American date format - why, god, why?

Alba (Alba), Monday, 13 September 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, there is actually already a thread for this: American date format - why, god, why? I think that N.'s right that once we've decided to call by the date the terrorists have already won we've made the crucial decision that the date is the thing.

As regards HUGE WORLDWIDE POLITICAL SIGNIFICANCE, Archduke's Franz Ferdinand's assassination puts it in the ha'penny place, and no-one knows that date off the top of their head either.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 September 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

(bah)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 September 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

OK I know everybody is tired of my being a dismissive snot on every thread but is it possible we could discuss Tracer's question without every 4 out of 5 posts being COMPLETELY PEDANTIC?

TOMBOT, Monday, 13 September 2004 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

We use a different date format in the US than you do.
To say that it's wrong is, well, wrong.
Get. Over. It.

i don't really know about british people but i think the australian date format is the same as theirs, and i would never say "tomorrow will be september 14th", only "tomorrow will be the 14th of september" (obviously i am australian).

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), September 13th, 2004. (later)


This post is kind of funny because of the ILX dating under it.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry if that made it look like gem wrote the first part of my post.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The pedantry by itself does have a subtext, IE: "This is a worldwide tragedy! No, I mean this is OUR worldwide tragedy!" but as is often the case on ILX the subtext is also running on the same thread, so WTF.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

?

RJG (RJG), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, you're right.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

why are you all so het up abt a major world event, happening in the us, being named by americans according to their habits? i'm not real receptive to criticism about the logic of speech patterns from BRITS as it is.

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

that should really be really, not real, you AMERICAN IDIOT. just kidding. I think this thread is completely pointless as I don't believe referring to 9/11 as 9/11 is enough of a problem to consider, although it did annoy me at first admittedly.

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

why does tracer call it an 'easy way out' to call 9/11 9/11? lots of important events don't have names *or* dates. but there are precedents for dates, if not such specific ones, eg 'the october revolution', '1776', 'black Monday'.

Dead Man, Monday, 13 September 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

haha steve nice catch! i did that on purpose DO YOU SEE??

i just about posted this:

http://yosemite-sam.net/Sam/Patches/Sam-Patch-Back-Off.jpg

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

in all seriousness tho, the name stuck because history seemed to grind to a halt for a day and for every day after the clock was ticking, loudly, and differently. yes yes yes we know, shitty things happen in the world all the time, but it wasn't the bush win or anything else that destroyed the clintonian belle epoque. besides the sanctimony and overuse of the phrase "everything changed" it is largely true

noone knew what else to call it, but the name stuck i think because every day afterward was measured by how far away it was from the event and what new information we had found out about it. plus there was a (in retrospect, very clear) feeling that there was a countdown to much more shit hitting the fan, from the us, very soon.

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It does seem important to give the event a name. 9/11 is a date that now seems weighty, and significant, but I don't know if its sometimes used to refer to what happened that day, without actually having to consider what that was and all its implications. The first stage in dealing with this (and I don't get the impression that the world has, yet) has to be facing it head on, dropping the euphemism and referring to the events not as a date, but as what they actually were.

I'm not sure about how you do this, though. I certainly don't have a nice, pithy suggestion as to what that could be. Perhaps the use of the date has caught on because people don't feel right about sloganising or branding such events - although I'm sure you could argue that 9/11 has, inadvertently, become a slogan in itself.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Nobody has mentioned that "9/11," written as just numerals, looks similar to "911" (although pronounced "nine-one-one"), the U.S. emergency phone number. I remember thinking at first that this was intentional.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I always thought that was the point.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I still think it was intentional.

xpost

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we should rename it 0.81 recurring.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the only reason I feel any remorse for not giving it a more Hallmark name; by referring to the event this way, sometimes it feels like, you know, like we've been PLAYED.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

some people think there was no point.

crosspost crosspost crosspost

RJG (RJG), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You've done crosser.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, I think the emphasis on referring to it as "9/11" vs. like The WTC Attacks or some such seems like an effective, not-so-subtle way to further broaden the America/Everyone Else divide.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I had part of a conversation, about the significance of parts of 9/11, last night.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see how it "furthers the divide". Most Americans have absolutely no idea that the rest of the world writes dates differently. Certainly nothing intentional. It's just the quickest way to refer to it, in the language we speak here.

Using numbers has a distancing effect that was kind of welcome - for me, at least. I have no problem with it being referred to as 9/11. I just wish we'd move on.

"WTC attacks" or "attack on NY" wouldn't be accurate, because it leaves out the other planes - the one that hit the Pentagon and the one that crashed in Pennsylvania.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

using the US dating doesn't 'increase the divide', but even if it did the attacks were on America. Perhaps there's nothing wrong with using US dates. And another thing, no-one says 'December 25' do they? But that's just evil western Christian date-fascism.

Anyway, no-one in the world will refer to today as 'nine-thirteen' In speech. saying 'none-eleven' is a pretty unique speech act.

Dead Man, Monday, 13 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

apologies alisa, I didn't see your post.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha. I also had a great Pet Goat Day: sitting in the porch swing filming the blue blue sky and my grandchildren playing in the sandbox, and a tiny little private airplane flying overhead... with my own little video camera.

pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Monday, 13 September 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

PS Pet Goat Day works for me. I shall prepare for the in unison reading next year.

pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Monday, 13 September 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

World Trade Center attack seems to forget that it wasn't the first World Trade Center attack! 9/11 is what everyone here refers to the event as and that's never going to change and no discussion on ILX is going to change that. It's already pretty entrenched.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

On my Pet Goat Day I cleaned my house and saw "Resident Evil 2: Apocalypse" despite s1ocki's attempts to dissuade me, then my leg got all fucked up for some reason and I limped around and whined and then I ate a tempeh burger and went to a party where my friend got drunk and threw potato chips around. I didn't even realize it was Pet Goat Day until it was over.

Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Tempeh still reads like an ILXism.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

teh tempeh here is not grebt, it's meh

Maria D. (Maria D.), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan maybe it would help to imagine that a similarly devastating attack occurred on Sep. 11 2005. What would the first one be called? "My Pet Goat" is actually pretty good, insofar as it gets across a point of view, which is all I'm after here. But I've always been skittish about Moore's focus on it. Would he prefer Bush to have taken even less time to consider his response?

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Would he prefer Bush to have taken even less time to consider his response?
In hidsight, it probably doesn't matter. At the time, no one knew what the threat was. I think it might have been wise to find out what the fuck was going on immediately, yeah.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

tracerhand...let's cross that bridge when we get to it, ok?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

?

RJG (RJG), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

it should be called "9/11/2001" or, better yet, "september eleventh, two thousand and one".

RJG (RJG), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan probably meant to say 'if we get to it' (this thread is a pedant's fantasy come true)

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 13 September 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Get. Over. It.

Here, have a brain.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You're still not over it.

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Because I have a brain.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Because I have a brain.

-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...) (webmail), September 13th, 2004

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently, you're being a dick, today, Sexual Air Supply.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 13 September 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

the second attack would be called 9/11 II, or Mad Max, or Welcome to the Terrordome

I think it should be called the date when Americans and their media figured out that Osama bin Laden had publicly declared war on them three years before, but nevertheless failed to start reading about the rest of the world.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

(Ned OTM)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently, you're being a dick, today, Sexual Air Supply.

So what do you call people when they do something genuinely bad? As opposed to discussing the merit [or otherwise] of various date formats?

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

How about "Fear Day"? or, following on from "Fete Fatale" - "Fear Fiesta!" in commemoration of the NIGHT of September 11 2001, when everyone i know in Brooklyn got together and became as drunk as possible.

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Get. Over. It.

Here, have a brain.

-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 13th, 2004. (later)


This brain doesn't work. You can have it back. I'll keep mine.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

1. See date format thread for handy explanation of why American style makes scads of sense.

2. Interestingly enough it's The Pet Goat, not My Pet Goat. Possibly this is because it is narrated in the third person.

3. I can think of at least three reasons it took on such a flashy Hollywood name so much more quickly than countless rest-of-world generalized conflicts. The first is that traditional pragmatic newsmaking reason, which is that it happened in a place where no one expects such things to happen, making it theoretically more notable. The second is that it represented a whole new dynamic in the relationship between what really are two of the world's big notable players, namely America (or more generally the modern West) and Islamist radicalism. But the third and biggest reason is that whether or not "everything changed" on that day, our governments response to everything supposedly changing did make everything change, and as depressing as it often was to cave in to the Bush premise that everything that's happened since then is a logical extension of the attack itself, there was simply no way to talk about or dispute or examine that premise without some sort of shorthand to deal with it.

4. If anything I would say "the World Trade Center attack" or something of that sort. I'm not sure it's really incumbent upon your shorthand to encompass all the different parts of the thing; it points at the others. And clearly it's the centerpiece of the thing in question.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

5. The problem with the whole tradition of referring to tragedies by where they happened is that, well: in this case the main place it happened was New York, a city a little too prominent for people to say "remember New York" and have anyone know what they're talking about. You know: New York? What about it? And even when this naming process gets applied successfully to smaller places, places where the names aren't common knowledge and therefore will be forever associated with the one tragic newsworthy thing that happened there, well ... I sort of feel bad about it, you know? The names of places where people live their various lives are suddenly repurposed into this tragic signposts, and it just seems wrong. I wish the word "Columbine" just triggered the old associations I had for it: the Colorado state flower, a high school I went to for speech meets, and the dull little suburb that it still surely is.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I fucking hate you people, jesus christ. Except for the people I like.

I find it funny that Americans are, like, "forcing their culture down throats" of people who are, you know, choosing to read a thread on the internet about the Sept 11th attacks.

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Except for the people I like.

People should add this kind of thing more. For some reason, even when it's obvious I am not the person who represents the obnoxious elements in a thread, just by appearing on it somewhere I somehow feel the need to defend myself when someone slags it off.

Actually, maybe I do represent the obnoxious element. I shouldn't put words in Allyzay's mouth.

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Sexual Air Supply's chronological nomenclature imperialism would be more welcome if he were willing to sit down for a conference with people representing all the different ways of speaking English globally and agree to expunge from his personal vocabulary all the 'illogical' turns of phrase, expressions, usages, etc... lest he be attacked by the black helicopters.

Personally as time goes by and it becomes more and more coopted, I'm tempted to refer to it as the 'Bush Presidency Campaign Boon' or the 'Dissent is Un-American Day of Cant' or the 'Remember New York Fondly While the Federal Government Continues to Shaft it Annual Flower Show and Beauty Pageant'.

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

(This is the point where Kool Moe Dee should appear and shout "HOW YA LIKE ME NOW???" and Ally says, "Um, about the same as I did before, dude" and Kool Moe Dee says "Oh, okay" and goes back to lurking.)

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Nobody's forcing any culture down anyone's throat. There were some people who got mighty antagonistic towards Americans at the beginning of this thread. Some Americans (myself included) responded defensively. That's not the same as forcing anybody to do anything.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

(haha I finally read this thread and WOW was Adam playing to his email address or what?????)

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

Maybe that's what you mean.

Perhaps I'm too sensitive. I'm just a little allergic to UK superiority about US linguistic usage because I work as a translator and have often had to deal with clients or British translators dissing US English. Just because it's different doesn't make it wrong, that's all.

'Nuf said now.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry for expressing an opinion about stuff.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You must accept that it was a pretty poor opinion?

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Why, because you don't like it?

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I hated it.

Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

And I like that you hated it.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and this is brilliant:

Nobody's forcing any culture down anyone's throat. There were some people who got mighty antagonistic towards Americans at the beginning of this thread. Some Americans (myself included) responded defensively. That's not the same as forcing anybody to do anything.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

it's kind of the War-On-Islam in microcosm.

Thom Thom Thom Thom Thom, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

You have just as much right to an express an opinion as I do to tell you that you did so in possibly the tooliest manner possible that didn't involve racial epithets and physical violence.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Every time 9/11 is mentioned (which is constant) I can't help but think of "911 it's a joke it's a letdown".
I wonder what people in countries where bombings occur every day do? Isn't it a tribute to the act itself to obsess about it in this way?
It's like we have to memorialize everthing because US soil is sacred. If we really took the time to memorialize slaughter, every day would be memorial day and nobody would ever have to go to school. How about Chechnya? The rebels slaughtered schoolchildren. Why can't we recognize that as a day of mourning? or perhaps we would have to go back to Stalin, and his massacres of Chechneyans. How about smallpox infected blankets? i can't quite place the date - therefore, no school for at least a week.
There is no such thing as a "good war" anymore. The days we do memorialize the dead are about a different sort of war. The American patriots, in the Revolutionary War, were the first terrorists in this country.
There is no reason to harp on about the events of 9-11-01 or 11-09-01 or 01-11-09.
It is just one symptom of many conflagrations that are ongoing. As doctors say, you have to find the syptom to find the cure.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Why can't we recognize that as a day of mourning?

I'm sure they will do, in Russia, where the incident happened. Not that geography be a boundary, but how many countries really mark 9/11 in a significant way other than the US?

There are not many days where as many as 3000 people are killed in one location the way they were (unless you have the stats for Sudan, Iraq etc. that prove otherwise) so that's another reason it receives more attention.

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

even as i signed-up yank-haterTM, that is such offensive bullshit that i don't know where to start. it must be lovely to feel so 'international' that deaths in chechnya (and why are we saying Stalin's massacres of chechynans? are we saying he targetted them more than anyonw else? )mean as much to you as do deaths in your own country, but inevitably that isn't how most people feel; in the same way the deaths of one's parents will inevitably be felt more painfully than the deaths of others, although in the 'global sense' neither event is of much consequence.
The reason we 'harp on' about 9/11 is not really about the 3000 who died; it's about the fact that what has flowed from that day really has changed the world for the worse.

(xpost, i presume)

HKM, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

How about Chechnya? The rebels slaughtered schoolchildren. Why can't we recognize that as a day of mourning?

Who's stopping you? FFS.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

juan cole has this to say

xpost haha aimurchie, in a New York Times article yesterday, there was this description of a Native American: "As he prepared for the ceremony, tuning the oak drum by twisting a series of metal screws, he wore a T-shirt depicting armed Indians and bearing the inscription "Homeland Security: Fighting Terrorism Since 1492."

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

So localized murder is more important? I think 3,000 people starving to death is just as important as 3,000 people incinerated. The U.S. obsession with our wars, our invasions, our victories has become megalomaniacal.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

aimurchie, do you have a point or did you really just need to get on a soapbox and masturbate?

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

when shit happens in your own yard, you care more. instinctive surely.

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

well, you are entitled to your opinion, but i sort of don't believe you at the same time. given that you don't seem to know what you're talking about, and seem to assume that it was a guiltless russian state that was brutalized by the school massacre, but a megalomaniac usa tht was hit on 9/11.

xpost x 2

HKM, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't get your point.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

well, you are entitled to your opinion, but i sort of don't believe you at the same time. given that you don't seem to know what you're talking about, and seem to assume that it was a guiltless russian state that was brutalized by the school massacre, but a megalomaniac usa tht was hit on 9/11.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

well, maybe the morality of russian intervention in chechenya is as murky as that of the usa in in the middle east, is all i'm saying: but it's clear that you aren't really interested in 'things that happen' but about striking an extreme relativist position in which all deaths are equal. you are cynically using chechenya as a rung on your ladder to the moral high ground, and don't actually give a fuck about the kids that died. 9/11 wasn't marked much in the UK and maybe it was cloying, especially in election year, having it made a partisan issue in the states, but that day really was significant.

Duncan from Blue, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Why?

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(Not being a smartarse; genuinely interested. It's what the thread's about!)

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

well, you are entitled to your opinion, but i sort of don't believe you at the same time. given that you don't seem to know what you're talking about, and seem to assume that it was a guiltless russian state that was brutalized by the school massacre, but a megalomaniac usa tht was hit on 9/11.

No, the massacre was by Chechynen rebels who wanted to secede, but were denied, when the former Soviet union fell apart. Chechnya was, in fact, a nuclear test site. Chechnya is, by all reports, a wasteland.
I do think the US has to wake up and acknowledge that war and violence is not unique to "other countries". I also believe that the US is creating a new imperialism, called capitalism, and that it will be as poisonous as the blankets the indians received.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer, it was important because people feel it to have been so, and because it radically altered government policy in the west, and because it caused two (so far) major wars of conquest, and because the 'shadow of terrorism' is cast over much of the globe more than was the case pre 9/11.

aimurchie, your precis of the situation in Chechenya does not really answer my challenge of you not actually giving a fuck; as for the 'imperialism of capitalism' I await these new developments with baited breath!!

Duncan from Blue, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Bated, I hope.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, hasn't the imperialism of capitalism been spreading across the globe for something like 250 years at this point?

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah America didn't really invent capitalism by any stretch.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i am always impossibly behind in posting - i'm on dial up, OK? So I don't know where to begin.
You can call me any names you want, and accuse me of masturbating with my rhetoric IF that pleases you.
My belief is that 9/11 has been given way too much cultural significance. I believe that the U.S. has some major internal problems to deal with - the death by gun in any random city sample, for instance.
The Revolutionary war WAS, indeed, fought by terrorists - the British Army marched in rows, and were shot from behind fences and hedgerows.
Stalin did a lot of really bad stuff, but he really fucked hard with Chechnya.
I'm a nice person and would prefer if the prose was toned down a bit - I don't want to answer anger. i am trying to be rational - if you disagree, tell me, but lose the harsh language. $%$#!!@##%%^*^&(**()

aimurchie, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah America didn't really invent capitalism by any stretch

That's true. For example, one of the earliest attempted European settlements in the Americas, the failed Roanoke colony, which pre-dated the arrival of the Pilgrims by many decades, was a capitalist venture.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

And also, is there actually a point in history where people didn't venerate both their technological achievments and their wars? You don't have to dig very far into any culture's mythology/oral history to find accounts of battle; what makes America special in this regard?

Have you really thought about your stance here or are you reacting to the fact that life contains tragedy and hardship by kicking against the easiest, most convenient targets?

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, yes, the white plutocratic slave-owners who didn't want to pay their taxes of 1776 could be called terrorists under a definition that was coined about 40 years ago. and indeed if we all live under a new caliphate in 228 years or so 9/11 may well be a day of celebration equivalent to 4/07. but it's 3 years on, not 228, and the fact that the 1776'ers were using violence is not much of a guide to present conflicts. what point does it make? our founding fathers used violence against imperialism, therefore al-quada do too? it's facile: 9/11 hit a civilian target, for one thing, and on this forum at least the values of the american revolution are probably more appealing than those of al-quaeda.

Duncan_B, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

What are the values of al-Quaeda?

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"quality, service, cleanliness, and value"

Duncan_B, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a serious question; if you are going to denounce their values and aims as unappealing you ought to be able to articulate what they are.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

oh okay, radical wahhabi islam doesn't float my boat. there, i said it.

Duncan_B, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Al-Qaeda are basically the biggest rockists in history

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

at least in idelogy, not method (quite the opposite there)

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

the link above to juan cole's weblog does a pretty good job of explaining it

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Defending anything because it is historically true is...kinda funny. "Well, we did it before so let's do it again!" The U.S. may not have invented capitalism, but it has certainly refined it. I did lump many things into one big ball - much, now, to my chagrin - but the thread of thought I intended is that every day tragedies occur and are not given the same significance.
Civilasations - not every one - but many - are based on war and conquest and capital. I sometimes feel lost in my desire for land, or money, or status.
I suggested the day be called "My (The) Pet Goat Day". I stand by THAT forevah.
I have to go, so by the time i return this debate will have a new hue. (I don't ILX at work - I do it for free.) Goodbye, you princes of rhetoric. Farewell, you children of prose.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

AQ's aims i mean

this is one of those "what do you think about the French Revolution?" "it's too early to tell" type things isn't it

xpost hasta la seeya!

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm concerned with the 'everything changed on 9/11' stuff going on here. How exactly? The U.S. finally ceased to solipsistically think of itself as exceptionally inviolate? One way or another we were going to dragged into the global reality despite our earnest attempts to continue to gaze deeply into our navels. Terrorism, even specifically Islamic terrorism, isn't particularly new, even for us. Ask the Marines in Lebanon in 1983.

I think September 11, 2001 should be a day to simply remember the dead. People who were essentially killed for going to work. The revanchiste right doesn't own them. The pacifist left doesn't own them. Even, in a sense, their friends, families, and colleagues cannot speak for them. The terrorists would have us politicize and fetishize this but I think the dead of 9/11, no longer being able to speak for their diverse selves, neither condone nor condemn any policy and that tragedy is the one that still touches me.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm concerned with the 'everything changed on 9/11' stuff going on here. How exactly? The U.S. finally ceased to solipsistically think of itself as exceptionally inviolate?

Not at all. Only a fool would argue that 'the U.S.' was a navel-gazing country, solipsistic, our outside global reality. Why were those Marines in the Lebanon anyway? Everything changed because there qwas a spectacular attack on the continental USA, which was basically without precedent.

Everything changed because since then we've had the 'War on Terror', whih affects everyone, and wars on Afghanistan in Iraq which are directly attributable to 9/11. America was not 'woken up' that day, but it had to deploy, for the first time ina long time, its own troops to defend the imperium.

HKM, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Without precedent to those who don't bother to study their history. Pearl Harbor. Redcoats burning the White House. Dare I say it? The biggest act of terrorism on American soil took place at Gettysburg.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

'continental' i said deliberately. and 'basically': the usa of today has precious little to do with the usa of the wars of independence.

HKM, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

HKM, what really changed was that the Administration went balls out to implement alot of iffy policies.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

it's kind of the War-On-Islam in microcosm.

Gotta admit, true dat.

Bitter adam, you are free to express your opinion. When you use such a angry tone from the get-go (shitting shit shit), you should expect flack back, jack. In person, you're probably pleasant and not as rabid as you come off on this thread. I can understand why you have an anti-American axe to grind. I can't say I'm proud of my country.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

why would you want to feel proud of your country? (irrespective of the country)

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

HKM OTM.

The reason why "9/11" sticks, and is so appropriate a coinage, is not because those events were "worse" than the recent slaughter in Chechnya or the coup in Chile (they're not), or because the events were without historical CAUSE or CONTEXT, but (in addition to other reasons stated above, and restating what HKM has said, not that it needs restating) because (a) the 9/11 attacks were EXPERIENCED as this out-of-the-blue mindfuck of epic proportions; and (b) no applicable category ("terrorist attack") points to the event with sufficient singularity.

To contrast: the coup in Chile can be efficiently, and even powerfully, referred to by Chileans as "el golpe" (the coup), because the overthrow of Allende was, after all, THE coup in postwar Chilean history. The "terrorist attack" obviously doesn't do that for Al Qaeda's antics in Sept. 01. Moreover, as much as I detest the US right's necrophilic use of 9/11, I recognize (as I hint above) that there really was something garishly unique about these plane-missile strikes on the Towers and the Pentagon that, regardless of the fact that they have some precedent, and PLENTY of context, are c'mon, let's face, pretty FREAKISH (particularly in this age where history is lived through television, for better or worse).

Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, the whole thing is basically just a vicious circle: "everything changed" in the US in 2001 because, well, it was commonly felt that everything changed, and so actions were taken based on this idea that everything had changed, and then everything really had changed. Simple. Asking why the US invests so much cultural capital in this particular event is almost willfully blind; it's pretty clearly the most notable "historical"-type event in this country in a long time; it's sort of all people have to put that kind of cultural currency into; some years ago we put more cultural currency into a cum-stained dress than we put into some other nations' routine tragedies, so I can't imagine why it would surprise anyone that Americans have seized on this particular event as sort of epochal. And most of all we have a leadership and a strong thread of public opinion that's done its best to make it epochal and priority-shifting, both to the extent that was understandable and sort of well beyond.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

things have changed, irrevocably, perhaps not EVERY thing...

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

the link above to juan cole's weblog does a pretty good job of explaining it

Tracer, that was more a "justify your blanket statement" comment than anything else but thanks for making me go to that link.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

why would you want to feel proud of your country? (irrespective of the country)

Well, I'd rather feel proud than ashamed. Pride isn't necessarily the same as jingoism or nationalism. It doesn't inherently mean ranking one's country above others.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

no my point is, why feel one or the other? why not just logical indifference?

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe because "feeling" doesn't comport with "universal empathy", much less "logic"?

Why should one care more about the death of one's child than the child of a stranger?

Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

if you don't know i can't tell you

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, how is nation-centric empathy less justified than family-centric empathy? Aren't they both illogical limitations placed upon the circle of caring?

Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

(By the way, I'm personally all for MORE identification with people & creatures worldwide, I just don't see that it's any more LOGICAL than the way most people tend to be -- i.e., identifying with narrower circles, sometimes defined by family, sometimes by nation, sometimes otherwise).

Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think 'logical' is a very useful term here. Caring more about your family members makes complete sense from a genetics point of view.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

It goes beyond logic and genetics though.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

It goes into your perception of reality, and the way the bits of it closest and more familiar to you are inevitably more concrete and affecting than the bits that are far away, abstracted, brought to you only through various filters.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Right, cause I'd probably be more upset if my best friend died then if my long lost brother who I'd never met did.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-posts)

Caring more for your family makes sense from a genetics point of view, sure, but my question is: what is the moral justification for it? And is that moral justification something that doesn't apply to caring more about your country than about others?

Let's say we agree that caring for one's family more IS morally justified because, assuming we are parents, we are entrusted with the guardianship of our children in a way that others are not. Fine. But the same applies, or should apply, to one's nation. Ideally, we are citizens of our nation. As citizens, we are entrusted with the guardianship of our nation in a way that citizens of foreign nations are not.

If you make the circle wider and believe, as I do, that we should think of ourselves as citizens of the entire planet, entrusted with the guardianship or, to put in less hierarchical terms, shared responsibility for our entire planet, you're really applying the same logic (or metaphor) to a wider arena. Is that wider circle "better"? Well, I think so. Why do I think so? Well, see, that's where I struggle to articulate a reason (and why I'm still posting on this thread, thinking out loud at everyone's expense).

My point isn't that there is no justification for caring about others beyond one's circle (however that circle is defined) but that I'm hard pressed to see how nation-caring has less justification going for it than family-caring or planet-earth caring.


Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

We can be all those things at once. The present leadership of the US puts nation-caring above all else, but that doesn't mean they have to be mutually exclusive.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it just me or is everyone arguing the same point now?

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just you arguing the same point, Dan. ;)

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

By the way, I will totally cop to this fact: over the past few years, on this very board, I have occasionally fallen into this faux-internationalist line, this "welcome to the world, America, stuff like this happens all the time, get over it" line. And in certain contexts I suppose a little bit of that is appropriate, but in others it's just axe-grinding or grandstanding and a bit off-the-mark, and there have certainly been times when I've fallen over in that direction myself.

Because here's the difference. The impact of September 11th over here was not at all a pragmatic impact. The bulk of the people in this country were surely in no way affected by the events themselves; didn't know any of the victims; had never even been to New York or Washington; and in lots of places didn't even have any reasonable cause to fear that they'd be affected by potential future attacks. If you live in the middle of Wyoming, the whole thing may as well not have happened. The big impact was entirely psychological -- the shock of a powerful, isolated, hardly-ever-hit-on-its-soil nation where people do, yes, conceptualize death and war as things that only ever happen elsewhere. But it's a mistake to think of that as some sort of softy head-in-sand American problem. The psychological effect of the whole thing was just as bad for a whole lot of immigrants, people who'd come to this country in part because it seemed to be immune to, or protected against, this sort of thing. And across most of the world this same sort of sympathy was played out, this mild shock at the pretend safe-zone getting stepped on.

Which is to say that yeah, it's easy to look at America getting all worked up about its supposed "loss of innocence" and get annoyed and have it all sound like a rich kid complaining that he broke a nail. But there are a lot of people on this planet, Americans and otherwise -- including a lot of people in places that never had anything like that safety -- who are invested in that innocence. It's not stricly some whiny American delusion.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Maria: Amen.

Dan: quite possibly. In the last few minutes I've spiralled into a migraine so plead mental incompetence.

Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if people are arguing the same point, because some people don't seem to think there is a problem. Everyday morality seems to find it acceptable to care more about the lives of your friends than lives of strangers - but we have no reason to justify this. Given the choice between the death of your sister and the death of a Chilean woman you have never met, why are you justified in choosing to save your sister?

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, these people around the world who get trotted out as bigger victims than Americans -- "get over it, USA, look what happens in Sudan or Rwanda" -- plenty of those people, the Sudanese and the Rwandans, have been just as shocked at seeing that sort of instability spill into someplace that had managed to avoid it.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

But do the Sudanese say that "the world changed"? (I'm playing Devil's advocate a bit, I'm not really attacking the US for it's feelings over this. I just find it interesting)

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

If they want to be accurate, they do.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Clearly when people say that they mean something less banal than "an event has occured", or "Something about the universe has changed", oops.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't trying to make that pedantic point. It's just a fact. The US (govt) freaked out and that (more than the attacks themselves)(as others have pointed out) is what changed the world.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I tend to agree with oops here.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

What Trudeau once said about the influence of US events on Canada applies more broadly here, I'd say -- when the elephant coughs, the mouse catches a cold.

Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, so do I. (x-post) I guess a question might be - is '911' a world-changing act because of the actions of governments following the attack, or did the governments act the way they did because they assumed it was a world-changing act? Um, don't know if that is very clear. I mean, the rhetoric coming from the west changed very quickly after the event to use phrases about it's global importanct - before the consequences of the attack had occured.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember reading dire predictions in Le Monde in the 80's about what would happen when the U.S. finally had to experience the kind of terror that French, Spanish, Italians, Germans, Greeeks, etc... had known for some time.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but they were talking about women with hairy armpits.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Given the choice between the death of your sister and the death of a Chilean woman you have never met, why are you justified in choosing to save your sister?

presumably bcz the chilean woman's family won't give a fuck when you bite it? (this being my actual serious summary of what i can remember from high school ap evolutionary theory)

g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

there have been studies done in animals that have confirmed an exact order of life-saving preference; children then parents then nieces then cousins (nb. i don't remember the actual list), which is a different question than "justifying" it. anyway this is all pretty far afield from the "why '9/11'" question

g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Did the animals show any preferences for saving the lives of fellow message-boarders?

Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

the Politics of Proximity

(i always remember the rare instances I inspire a thread.)

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

that's the distinction: being a "fellow American" is different in kind, not just degree, from being in one's family. national differences and some sense of national belonging are real, but they are constructed (esp. in the us!) in a way far different than being someone's kid or someone's parent. easy categories of artificial vs natural are pretty fraught i know, but what else can you call it? that's the claim of the evolutionary psych ppl, that something does lie in our limbic system or mitochondria or whatever that drives our behavior (we're all insmouth fish-ppl, basically), but "nationality" would NOT be someing operating at that level.

when i hear "but AMERICANS were killed, doesn't that MEAN anything to you you pinko limpwrist etc!!" it doesn't seem to me like the arguer necessarily wants to discard any of those namby pamby things abt the "brotherhood of man" (euuch) or "sanctity of life" (double euuch) but can't be bothered to argue why those things shouldn't apply in this particular instance.

i suppose i should read that big vollman thing, huh.

g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i remember that for awhile people referred to "the events of September 11th" which was a little better because at least there was a noun there, instead of this free-floating void of a date with which you could put anything whatever (sort of the same annoyance i get as when people say "the 70s" as if that means anything at all); so i say: nouns will help here, and one day we may even progress to adjectives i.e. "BLACK monday" "OCTOBER revolution" .. and maybe some far off day we may even progress to verbs or verb forms.. tangentially, does anyone remember what day of the week it happened? i've completely forgotten

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Tuesday.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

twofer tuesday

I am So Sorry (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

LOCK THREAD LOCK THREAD

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah - I knew it was Tuesday. I think I remember thinking that it was a very meh day of the week - had it been Monday or Friday perhaps that would have been incorporated into the 9/11 name.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

tracer i disagree, BLACK monday etc, so edwardian!! after ten steady years of ever vaguer digitized neolib computerspeak coming into our language, the simultaneously precise and blank '9/11' is PERFECT for signifying the whole cultural picture of the event (but yeah maybe not for exactly sign'g the specific 4 planes hitting 3 buildings and 1 field in 3 locations)

g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Twofer Tuesday! You are so going to hell, Mr. Hand!

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

it should be called EMO TIME

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/intrauterinekill/BOREDOM.jpg

(from the random image thread)

wetmink (wetmink), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

You have just as much right to an express an opinion as I do to tell you that you did so in possibly the tooliest manner possible that didn't involve racial epithets and physical violence.

It was a rant. People rag on my country all the time and I don't get all precious about it.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

People rag on my country all the time and I don't get all precious about it.

Yeah, but dude, come on, this was the 9/11 dizzzaster! It's a much more weighty issue than anything else that's occurred anywhere ever!

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 16 September 2004 06:05 (twenty-one years ago)

And '9/11 dizzzaster' is what I submit the event should be called.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 16 September 2004 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't hack on the disaster itself, I hacked on the name. Which, um, is what this thread's all about, isn't it?

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just saying you should be sensitive to other people's feelings because it's the most important thing in the history of the universe.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 16 September 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I was.

Put me down for '11/9/11 dizzzaster.'

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

How about putting an exclamation mark or three in there for emphasis, and dropping to the vernacular: '11/9/11 dizzzasta!!!'

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 16 September 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It's nothing without numbers in place of letters: '11/9/11 D!ZZZ4S+A!¡!¡!¡!¡1'

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

how about just the NIZZLE ELIZZILE DIZIZZLE!!

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 16 September 2004 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Bahahaha. Septbling Elizzle.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Septembling Elizzle, even.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't wait, to see this one turned around.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 16 September 2004 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Next time I feel like telling someone to fuck off, I will. If they get angry, I'll just dismissively say "It was a rant" and then all will be forgiven.

I think it should be called Trembling Fizzle.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Thursday, 16 September 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not often that I'm reminded that most of the people on this forum are children.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://rarara.v21hosting.co.uk/photos/chicken.jpg

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

bit harsh on teh kids

the neurotic rassafrassa of harrumph (blueski), Thursday, 16 September 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"not often" dan, haha.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder why there were never any bad-taste 9/11 jokes - like there were Challenger jokes, Chernobyl jokes, Ethiopia jokes, etc. I guess maybe it hit a bit too close to home, or maybe the collective sense of humor has grown a bit more sensitive.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 16 September 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

You HAVEN'T seen any??? Really?

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure I heard a few 9/11 jokes, but I can't remember them now.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm having a hard time thinking of an example.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Who could forget the classic

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/graphics/missing.jpg

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Legions of Photoshoppers across the globe are now feeling ignored. (xpost)

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, like the ones in really bad taste. Like "How did they know that the shuttle astronauts had dandruff? Because they found her head & shoulders washed up on the beach." That kind of stuff. I can't think of one like that about 9-11.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Joke pictures are one thing, but they don't show the total lack of sensitivity of a really crass joke.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

A Model for Collecting and Interpreting World Trade Center Disaster Jokes. Useless fucking academics - where are the jokes?

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely, there's a lot of potential material there waiting to be exploited by the right person. You have the people falling out of the windows, people being crushed by collapsing buildings - someone could surely do something with that, right?

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

That paper is interesting because it predicts the emergence of crass WTC jokes - but there is no evidence that they ever actually emerged. Why is that?

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Some 9/11 jokes:

Did you hear about the dog they found alive on Sept 20th? Despite
having being trapped in a room where every person had died, the dog
appeared well fed and happy.

*******

President George W. was visiting a 6th grade class when he learned of
the attack on the WTC, After hearing about the news he was forced to
tell the class what had happened.


GWB: "Kids - I have some bad news, but first I need to know - do any
of you have familiy or friends who work in the WTC?"

Three children hesitantly put up their arms.

GWB: "NOT so fast kids!"

********

One passenger says to another

"Gee, whats a World Trade Center doin all the way up in these clouds?"

********

One subway passenger says to another

"Gee whats a World Trade Center doin all the way down here in the
subway?"

*********

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you would look to the right side of the
aircraft, you will notice the World Trade Center building, if you
would direct your attention to the left, you will see . . the World
Trade Center building."

********

Have you heard about the decision about replacing the WTC buildings.
Developers have decided to go with an open memorial park and the
worlds largest franchise of "International House of Pancakes"

********

After hearing about plans to redevelop the WTC site as a park,
delegates from Palestine, Syria, Saudi Arabia and Iraq are planning to
fly into New York to assist in the creation of even more green space.

*******

Contrary to popular belief that peopel were choosing a noble suicide,
most of the jumpers on 9-11 simply misunderstood the directions to
head for the nearest exit. . .

*******

We are all aware of the brave cell phone call from the 4th flight from
the husband to his wife. Authorities have released new transcripts of
the conversation where the husband says to the wife,

"I know what I need to do"

However, after peicing together the crash site, authorites are baffled
as to how the husband and the young flight stewardess intended to
thwart the hijackers from the plane's washroom.

******************

One of the most tragic parts of Sept 11th is the effect it had on NYC
police and firefighters. Many of them experienced crushing feelings on
Sept 11th.

*********

Did you hear about the civilian heroes of Sept 11th? THe government
wanted to do something nice for them, so thay decided to fly them down
to Jamaica on Nov 12th, 2001 . . . . .

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Only one of these is very funny.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, true, but I don't want to admit which one it is.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The one about the husband and flight attendant?

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to say the one with GWB and the kids.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

so the reason i hadn't heard any of these gags about 9/11 was THEY'RE ALL TOTAL SHIT.

HKM, Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that one would work better as a sketch, where the camera finally cuts to the washroom.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

(it was the look to your left, look to your right one that I laughed at)

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

HKM - most disaster jokes are shit though. I think they get told more for the 'dare I say this' tasteless value than funniness.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

That one's better than the cloud one and the subway one, for sure.

So the moral of the story is there's only one funny tasteless 9/11 joke but no one can agree on what it is.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Example from last month:

"Paula Radcliffe is worse than Hitler. At least he tried to finish a race."

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess the potential for tasteless humor about a disaster goes down as the possibility that someone within hearing range might have been personally affected by the disaster goes up. In 1986, you could be pretty sure that in any given social situation, it was very unlikely there were any friends or relatives of the seven crew members present. With 9/11, at least in the Northeast, the chance that you might be talking to someone who knew someone in the towers is relatively high. That kind of takes the fun out of tasteless jokes.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

That 'crushing feelings' one really is hopeless though.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that is bad.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

With 9/11, at least in the Northeast, the chance that you might be talking to someone who knew someone in the towers is relatively high. That kind of takes the fun out of tasteless jokes.

Au contraire - it just raises the stakes.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it raises them beyond the level that most people feel comfortable wagering.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Here are some more. I have to say I've never heard any of them before. I guess a lot of the 9/11 jokes were around the issue rather than the attacks themselves, mixed in with anti-Bush stuff.

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds!

*********

New York, New York, so good they hit it twice

*********

Q: What is world most efficient airline?
A: American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15...be in your office in New York
8:48!

*********

What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones head sitting in 90th
floor of the WTC ? The 91st floor.....

*********

America's new math:
Q: Now how many sides to a Pentagon?
A: 4

*********

What's the difference between the attack on New York and the Oklahoma
City Bombing? - Again foreigners prove they can do it better and more
efficiently......

*********

Last words from Airline pilot "Right a bit, hey the trade center! My
brother works there...let's look just a bit closer...."

*********

"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh fuck, it IS a plane!"

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That last one is classic.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"Zawari you idiot I said to STACK the two TOWELS!"

the neurotic rassafrassa of harrumph (blueski), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Next time I feel like telling someone to fuck off, I will. If they get angry, I'll just dismissively say "It was a rant" and then all will be forgiven.
-- Maria D. (maria...), September 16th, 2004 9:28 PM.

It's not often that I'm reminded that most of the people on this forum are children.
-- Dan Perry '08 (djperr...), September 16th, 2004 11:40 PM.

You two are unbelievable.

This thread contains far more offensive comments and pictures taking the piss out of the event, yet you're ignoring all that and continuing to attack me.

Maria D, your continued assault is particularly ironic, considering you're the one who told me to 'Get. Over. It.' three days ago. Now that you're blatantly misrepresenting me with this two-faced/'fuck off' claim, your beef has gone from misguided to ridiculous.

Next time I have a throwaway point to make, I'll make it on a forum where people don't take personal offence to a discussion about a bloody date system. Grow up.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha!

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry?

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, I think the jokes partly serve to show that people's problem with your attitude had nothing to do with their being humourless. If your whole stance was supposed to be a joke, then fine - I guess people got the wrong end of the stick.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

(ie. it's perfectly possible to laugh at a 9/11 joke and still take umbrage at what someone else says about it. If it weren't, then that would imply that laughing at bad taste disaster jokes would be tantamount to not caring about the disasters, and I hope you don't think that's the case)

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck. Here I am thinking 'hang on, when did Dan attack me?' so I go back through the thread looking for the post where Dan attacked me, and I can't find where Dan attacked me, because he didn't.

God I'm dumb. Sorry. I'll post you a complimentary copy of Synthespians™ if it'll make amends.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It was this one!

(haha I finally read this thread and WOW was Adam playing to his email address or what?????)

-- Dan Perry '08 (djperr...), September 14th, 2004 8:38 PM.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

If your whole stance was supposed to be a joke, then fine - I guess people got the wrong end of the stick.

It wasn't a joke per se, but it wasn't meant to be taken too seriously either.

I was under the impression that ILX was the kind of place where you could rip off the odd mental rant, and people would recognise it as such and disagree if they felt the need, without taking it to heart. It was a misjudgement on my part, and for that I apologise. If I do it again, I'll make clear the fact that it's just ranting for the sake of ranting.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Has someone suggested "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Day yet? `Cos that's what it should be.

Why do we need to call it anything? I think "September, 11, 2001" is just fine (and not something anyone's going to forget any time soon). I hate "Nine Eleven," as it's become known.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Fair enough, adam. I did think it was a bit out of character. The old agree to disagree will have to do here, for me at least. No hard feelings.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

It was this one!

Yeah, but that's not an attack either, because he nailed it.

xpost [sorry Alex]

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The old agree to disagree will have to do here, for me at least. No hard feelings.

Same here. I don't actually want to be fighting with anyone here.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Has someone suggested "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Day yet? `Cos that's what it should be.

What about Bloody Tuesday? You know, like Bloody Sunday, but on a Tuesday.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I did think you were just joshin' for the most part, but you went on and on and it wasn't very funny and never let anyone else in on it til after they all put the noose around you.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

never let anyone else in on it til after they all put the noose around you.

I thought starting the post by saying it shits me [i.e. subjective], and finishing it with 'ahh that felt good,' would make clear that fact that I was just irrationally letting off steam. It's only this morning that I realised people were taking it so seriously.

The only reason I went 'on and on' is because people responded, so I responded back. You know, a conversation.

Anyway, I still think the mm-dd-yy date convention makes no logical sense, and many of you disagree, and we're not going to see eye-to-eye. That's cool, isn't it? Not that it matters, it's only a way of writing dates.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh and I wasn't trying to be funny, which is why you didn't find it funny.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

We need to vote on "HOLY FUCKING SHIT Day" vs "Twofer Tuesday".

(ps Adam, apology accepted and you don't have to send me anything but if you're DYING to you can email me and I'll send you my address)

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Fair enough. xpost

oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

but you're still WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!111

oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

THER IS NO WRONG THEIR IS ONLY RIGHT AND U R WONG

Dan: I can if you want, they're dirt cheap here [~US$10]. Apparently it's due out next week in the US but you probably have to pay through the nose for it. [/derail]

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm just waiting for the country music tunes to start rollin in.

"9/11 killed my baby"

"i left my darlin at the top of the towers"

that kind of thing. anyone heard any such yet?

Darraghmac, Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

well I woke up this mornin'
DA-NAHHH-NA-NAH
with a 'plane in mah chest
DA-NAHHH-NA-NAH
[cue mouthorgan solo]

You know? Because "pain" sounds like "'plane"? Ah forget it.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm just waiting for the country music tunes to start rollin in.

Wasn't there some terrible country song that came out in the weeks following?

Andrew (enneff), Friday, 17 September 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

have you forgotten where those towers fell?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 17 September 2004 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

there was a GREAT country song that came out right after, and a great hip hop song, too (Bouncin Back)

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Friday, 17 September 2004 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, I'm sorry.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Some of the networks did attempt at first to name it 'Red Tuesday' about 12 hours after it happened. Lasted for a day or so until the '9/11' thing caught on.

Anyone else remember this? Was talking about it in the office during the week and no-one else had any idea. I obviously watched a lot more TV news that day than them.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 17 September 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe we should follow Jack T. Chick's lead and call it "Who Cares?"

joseph pot (STINKOR™), Saturday, 18 September 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I certainly do not remember 'Red Tuesday'. Why 'red'? The blood?

Alba (Alba), Saturday, 18 September 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Blood's more maroon.

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Saturday, 18 September 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Maroon is a type of red. Anyway - 'Maroon Tuesday'? That's just ridiculous.

Alba (Alba), Saturday, 18 September 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I think "September, 11, 2001" is just fine (and not something anyone's going to forget any time soon). I hate "Nine Eleven," as it's become known.

"September, 11, 2001" is a date; "9/11" is an event that occurred on that date. There may be problems with brevity, but it is psychologically useful to the user, as it is a convenient way to acknowledge something while revisiting it as little as possible.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ruby Tuesday"

joseph pot (STINKOR™), Saturday, 18 September 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100910134949AAQkbts

buzza, Saturday, 11 September 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

I can't believe the needless clusterfuck that happened in this thread. WTF. It could easily have been wrapped up in 2 or 3 posts.

Jesse, Saturday, 11 September 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

9 years. unreal. it really doesn't feel that long.

Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Saturday, 11 September 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

still remember the fear on that day. I woke up after both planes hit, and within seconds got the news from my mother. Not a great way to begin the day.

Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Saturday, 11 September 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

I guess the only problem with calling it 9/11 is that it kind of forces a remembrance, making it harder to move beyond. It's like that weird, semi-artificial remembrance that occurs when a loved one dies on Christmas or Valentine's Day. But given the attacks are now such a strong part of the USA's national identity I imagine it would be hard to avoid remembrance anyway. And maybe it will fade into an appropriate perspective in a normal fashion after all - it's hard to know how long these one-off events need to heal.

Funny thread though - seems like people were grasping for reasons to object to 9/11, rather unsuccessfully.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Saturday, 11 September 2010 07:21 (fifteen years ago)

maybe it will fade into an appropriate perspective in a normal fashion after all - it's hard to know how long these one-off events need to heal.

i've often wondered how long it took my grandparents to "get over" pearl harbor

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Saturday, 11 September 2010 07:24 (fifteen years ago)

Dropping a couple of nuclear bombs probably helped the country get over it.

Mel Gibson, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty & the current King of Sweden (President Keyes), Saturday, 11 September 2010 11:39 (fifteen years ago)

Whereas invading two countries doesn't appear to have worked in this case. I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned here somewhere...

Stone Monkey, Saturday, 11 September 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)

tend to use 'the world trade center attacks' but that neglects u93 + pentagon, also nasty 4chan meme

http://www.iclassics.com/images/local/300/1020E.jpg
http://www.iclassics.com/images/local/300/64500E.jpg

honourable mention for stewart lee's 9th of november

frankie t lamps baby (nakhchivan), Saturday, 11 September 2010 12:20 (fifteen years ago)

it's hard to know how long these one-off events need to heal.

UK still has Guy Fawkes day, give us a little room here!

Shock and Awe High School (Phil D.), Saturday, 11 September 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

and christmas? get over it already

conrad, Saturday, 11 September 2010 13:12 (fifteen years ago)

Twitter Trending topics: Torres Gemelas , Tio Caps Lock , Powerpuff Girls , God Bless America ,
Twin Towers , William Lara , #neverforget , #songsiwillnevergettiredof , #wherewereyou , Nine Years

Torres Gemelas, who dat, I thought :-)
Also, Powerpuff girls, wtf? (William Lara was a Venezuelan politician who died today)

StanM, Saturday, 11 September 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

If you took every piece of shit ever shat by every person, animal and tree in the entire universe ever, consolidated them into a Big Ball of Shit and set it off into space complete with its own orbit, it wouldn't come close to how much this shits me.

1. The date format should logically be '11 September', not 'September 11' [UK and Australian media fucking pay attention]
2. It should be '11th' anyway, being the 11th day of a month, and not just a thing called '11'
3. I don't appreciate a whole date forcibly being made synonymous with something that happened to the precious little United States, when loads of disasters occur on a regular basis all over the world and nobody assigns THEM their own date, much less gives a shit about them
4. Anyone with a birthday on the 11th of September [I know at least two] now has to put up with people being miserable on their birthday

I call it 'the attack on New York City,' because that's what it is. The US government doesn't want it phrased that way because it implies weakness or some crap but tough. Yes it's a big tragedy but fucking hell, tragedies on this scale happen all the time and nobody cares because 'it's only China' or 'it's only Sudan' or 'where the fuck is Sudan, who cares it's just some tin-pot African country and where the fuck is Africa anyway'.

Ahh that felt good.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, September 13, 2004 12:30 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark

And I was the one who apologized?

Maria :D, Sunday, 12 September 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, sorry, apologised. Apologized is wrong.

Maria :D, Sunday, 12 September 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

America Jumps the Shark Day

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 September 2010 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

^ that happened way before didn't it?

harbl essences (crüt), Sunday, 12 September 2010 07:51 (fifteen years ago)

9/11 Poem..........................…
As Dawn approaches, we arise….
Wiping our sleepy eyes…
Looking at those two twin towers…
Standing tall in their final hours…
As the first plane crashes into tower one….
Loved ones frantically call in 911…
How ironic it might seem…
9/11 and 911, we all hope it’s just a dream…
Then another plane hits tower two…
Which completely shocked me and you…
We stood there watching those two towers…
Weeping and screaming for what seemed hours and hours…
As the twins burn under the sun…
In horror we watch the jumpers one by one…
Fire fighters work and strive…
To try and keep our loved ones alive…
An hour after that attack…
Those twin towers began to crack…
Those two towers fell down…
And left an ash cloud all around…
The whole world watched with shocked faces…
At the rubble left in those two places…
For those 3,497 who died on 9/11…
May you rest in peace with God in heaven.
xxx

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 12 September 2010 09:04 (fifteen years ago)

that's the kind of stuff Autumn Almanac typed

conrad, Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

Did it ever surface - in like the 9/11 Commission or anything - that the attackers specifically planned the attacks to coincide with our emergency telephone number? Because that's always been the lamest part of this for me. "9/11 Never forget..." Police. Fire. Ambulance. Got it.

Anyways, this has been bumping around in my brain for the last couple days and prompted some highly unusual GISs: Anal Elven.

hypo ilxa/hermes ban (kkvgz), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

something freaky that happened on the newsgroups back then. There was this guy who posted as Leophoenix on one of the boards I used to read (I can't remember which). and he was making standard attacks on America and their policies, and talking your typical foreboding "America is doomed" nonsense...he just came across as your typical overwrought fringe lunatic.

Then towards the end of August, he proclaimed that something major was going to happen on September 1st. Of course the day came and went without incident, and everybody called the guy an idiot and a fraud. But then, on September 2nd, he said "in nine days, none of you will be laughing". So then 9/11 happened and people flipped the fuck out on the guy, about half of the people filling out FBI reports on him.

I mean a lot of people said it was a coincidence, but it was a little creepy because of the fact that his first guess was 9/1/01, meaning he may have known the significance of the term "9/11" but misinterpreted it to mean 9/1/01, and when that day passed, amended it to 9/11/01. seemed like he may have known someone involved or overheard some of the details from somewhere.

turn in yer badge (San Te), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

actually he posted as Xineohpoel, which was Leo Phoenix backwards.

turn in yer badge (San Te), Sunday, 12 September 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

The date format should logically be '11 September', not 'September 11'

???

Even ILX formats date as September 11.

Drastic times require what? Drastic measures! Who said that? T (President Keyes), Sunday, 12 September 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

yea the Autumn Almanac posts from 6 years ago are all sorts of retarded.

turn in yer badge (San Te), Sunday, 12 September 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

Even ILX formats date as September 11.

― Drastic times require what? Drastic measures! Who said that? T (President Keyes), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:48 (4 minutes ago)

Not on all style sheets, it doesn't. (See above.)

emil.y, Sunday, 12 September 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

Leo Phoenix links & story in the first post here http://letsrollforums.com/anyone-ever-hear-leo-t910.html

StanM, Sunday, 12 September 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

will read all but the FreeRepublic links. FreeRepublic is a cesspool of shit.

turn in yer badge (San Te), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ the talks of him being a prophet. methinks he overheard a conversation he weren't meant to, is more like it.

turn in yer badge (San Te), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

Sollog. lol

van smack, Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

looks like tiger woods should take golfing lessons from that clown Sollog

van smack, Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

10. You have promised that "curses" would befall all those who reported you to the FBI. Given that at least some of these people were probably simply trying to do the right thing, do you think your "curses" are fair to them?

That is a difficult question to answer. I would say the intensity of their curses depends on the amount of trouble their actions have caused me. So far, that is not much, so I don't think they need to be too concerned about their curses, but I do think they should bless some strangers if they want to make up for them. That is why curses are always fair. Because if you ever do get cursed, whether you deserve it or not, you can always repel them by being blessing others.

Drastic times require what? Drastic measures! Who said that? T (President Keyes), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

I reported him to the FBI. this explains the recent weight gain. DAMN YOU LEO

turn in yer badge (San Te), Sunday, 12 September 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

Something is going to happen tomorrow. This is a witness against everyone on
this newsgroup. I hate this newsgroup, and everyone on it sucks.

"I hate this newsgroup and everyone on it sucks". HIGH COMEDY!

i just like barbecue rib, whatever (u s steel), Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

autumn almanac sure was a dick on this thread

max, Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

Even ILX formats date as September 11.

― Drastic times require what? Drastic measures! Who said that? T (President Keyes), Sunday, 12 September 2010 14:48

Interesting. On my machine, they always look like this.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

Even ILX formats date as September 11.

― Drastic times require what? Drastic measures! Who said that? T (President Keyes), (Hot Fudge) Sundae, TWELVE Sup'tmbr 2Θ1Θ 14:48 sumtime in da mornin'

Interesting. On my machine, they always look like this.

― EveningStar (Sund4r), (Hot Fudge) Sundae, Sup'tmbr TWELVE, 2Θ1Θ 9:44 sumtime in da mornin' (3 minutes ag0) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That's weird because the dates on my machine look like this.

van smack, Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

Ha.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

Did it ever surface - in like the 9/11 Commission or anything - that the attackers specifically planned the attacks to coincide with our emergency telephone number? Because that's always been the lamest part of this for me. "9/11 Never forget..." Police. Fire. Ambulance. Got it.

― hypo ilxa/hermes ban (kkvgz), Sunday, September 12, 2010 1:34 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

on the night of everyone was calling it 9-1-1, not 9/11. i can't remember when it switched. i don't think even until the new year??

something freaky that happened on the newsgroups back then. There was this guy who posted as Leophoenix on one of the boards I used to read (I can't remember which). and he was making standard attacks on America and their policies, and talking your typical foreboding "America is doomed" nonsense...he just came across as your typical overwrought fringe lunatic.

Then towards the end of August, he proclaimed that something major was going to happen on September 1st. Of course the day came and went without incident, and everybody called the guy an idiot and a fraud. But then, on September 2nd, he said "in nine days, none of you will be laughing". So then 9/11 happened and people flipped the fuck out on the guy, about half of the people filling out FBI reports on him.

I mean a lot of people said it was a coincidence, but it was a little creepy because of the fact that his first guess was 9/1/01, meaning he may have known the significance of the term "9/11" but misinterpreted it to mean 9/1/01, and when that day passed, amended it to 9/11/01. seemed like he may have known someone involved or overheard some of the details from somewhere.

― turn in yer badge (San Te), Sunday, September 12, 2010 1:41 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jesus

flappy bird, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 07:17 (eleven years ago)

That Leophoenix thread can be read here. To me, it sounds more like it was a sheer coincidence rather than this guy having known or overheard something about the terrorist attacks.

First, on August 31st he starts a thread titled "911" with this post:

Something is going to happen tomorrow. This is a witness against everyone on
this newsgroup. I hate this newsgroup, and everyone on it sucks. REPENT! You
are all evil liars! Do not be so evil, and be holy. You are going to get me
killed because of the truth of my mouth. I am not telling you what is going
to happen until it does, because an EVIL and adulterous generation seeks for
a sign.

Then nothing happens on September 1st, and people say he's full of shit, and he posts this:

Since when do I post prophecies, other than end of the world cataclysmic ones?

(If he really knew something about the terrorist attacks, would he call them "end of the world cataclysmic ones"? I dunno, sounds more like your typical "end is nigh" crackpot prophesizing.)

Then someone else posts this:

The first post in this thread was from you, saying that
something was going to happen on August 31, and that you
would tell us what that thing was after it happened,
presumably on September 1. I was only noticing that you
hadn't followed through on what you said you'd do, and
instead had only written, "This is a witness against
everyone on this newsgroup."

Now you write, "Since when do I post prophecies, other
than end of the world ones?" Are you now saying that you
are taking back your promise to tell us the thing that you
said was going to happen on August 31? Or are you saying
that the thing that happened August 31 was a witness against
everyone in this newsgroup, with no more specification than
that?

Just looking for some consistency and followthrough from
you. I am interested in what happened on August 31 that
fulfilled your premonition of August 30. Or has it not
happened yet, and you are going to tell us after it does,
whatever the date?

On September 4th he answers:

Wait 7 days, and then maybe I'll answer this post. You see, I am going away
in seven days, and you will not hear from me again.

Someone posts this:

Out on bail or what? Accept my challenge and go away with some pride in your
stupidity, fakir.

And he answers:

What? No, I am just going away, that's all. What challenge? Ok, I'll be
proud if you want me to.

And after that he posts this:

I said it was a witness, ie. a testimony. The testimony always comes before
the prophesied judgment. For if I no testimony had been delivered, you would
not be guilty of sin. If you've been tracking me at all, you know the
prophesies I have made. The testimony had nothing to do with any cataclysm
as you now suggest. Truly, you only see what you want to see, and for this
reason, people must be destroyed, because although they can see, they are
yet blind.

To me it seems he was just some loony who predicted something would happen on September 1st 2001, hence the "911" thread title. Nothing happened then, and September 4th he says he'll be going away in 7 days. Kinda freaky, but note that he doesn't say anything about something happening on September 11th, just that he'll be going away then, which could mean anything. If he really knew something about 9/11, why didn't he say that his initial prophecy for September 1st now applies to date?

So yeah, the dates in the thread are kinda creepy, but by 2001 there must've been thousands and thousands of crackpots on the internet predicting various disasters, so statistically it doesn't sound too weird that one of them managed to coincidentally get the dates kinda right, and even then he doesn't actually say any disaster is gonna happen on September 11th.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 09:12 (eleven years ago)

"his initial prophecy for September 1st now applies to that date"

Tuomas, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 09:13 (eleven years ago)

Note also that after 9/11, some people on that thread say they're gonna notify the FBI about "Xinoehpoel"'s posts, and the guy comes back to thread and starts protesting that he's innocent. Okay, maybe he's trying to protect his ass by claiming innocence, but never once does he say that his prophecy was right or anything.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 09:24 (eleven years ago)

I'm seeing Tansy Davies' 9/11 opera tonight.

Got a 5* review in the Independent, 4* in the Telegraph, 3* in the Guardian and 1* in the FT. Quite intrigued to see who's right.

Ethnically Ambiguous / 28 - 45 (ShariVari), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:21 (eleven years ago)

Davies' music is informed by the worlds of the classical avant-garde, funk and experimental rock. As well, her scores contain unusual directions, such as 'urban, muscular', 'seedy, low slung', 'stealthy' and 'solid, grinding'.

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:23 (eleven years ago)

Yeah. Suspect it's the FT but we shall see.

Ethnically Ambiguous / 28 - 45 (ShariVari), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:24 (eleven years ago)

sounds interesting lol

Dainger! High Doltage (wins), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:25 (eleven years ago)

Davies' music is informed by the worlds of the classical avant-garde, funk and experimental rock. As well, her scores contain unusual directions, such as 'urban, muscular', 'seedy, low slung', 'stealthy' and 'solid, grinding'.

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, April 15, 2015 11:23 AM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jesus

Epic Verry (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:26 (eleven years ago)

she is scoring a robot fox on a mission to rip open as many bin bags as possible

imago, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:39 (eleven years ago)

Eine kleine nachtbus

Dainger! High Doltage (wins), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:48 (eleven years ago)

feel like 9/11 shld be known as 'spazzmatazz'

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:50 (eleven years ago)

that whole month sure felt like spazzmatazz

Vic Perry, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:06 (eleven years ago)

agreed

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:06 (eleven years ago)

the ilm conspiracy theory thread about the prophecies newsgroup conspiracy thread

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:08 (eleven years ago)

Conspiracy people are like bad literary critics (or: literary critics).

Focusing on 9/11 - the CALENDAR DATE - all the time in their search for significance. Sheesh how blind can you sheeple beeple? How about the day of the week? Tuesday. Obvious Tuesday Weld, Ruby Tuesday, Til Tuesday, Putting it Up on a Tuesday references going on.

Vic Perry, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:10 (eleven years ago)

lol @ sheeple beeple

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 18:11 (eleven years ago)

nowadays i refer to it as "the greatest work of art imaginable for the whole cosmos"

am0n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 19:30 (eleven years ago)

i remember this from buddyhead.com:
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screen%20Shot%202015-04-15%20at%204.09.13%20PM_zpsfgip4yy7.png

slam dunk, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:14 (eleven years ago)

oopsie woopsies

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:16 (eleven years ago)


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