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CONGRADULATIONS BRIDNEY! WE LUV U!!!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Again?

― The 120 Days Of Streatham (kate), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

oops!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

annul me baby one more time

― teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I was gonna link to a news story but I'm too lazy and apathetic.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

a pathetic what?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

no-name cheesies

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

jalapeno poppers

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

cheese sticks

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

grape drink

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

gummy worm cake

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

great thread!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

red bull and vodkas

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

disposable cameras

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Shar Jackson watching from adjacent rooftops.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Through crosshairs.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

spare laces

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Chicago Sun-Times story.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Excerpts from the story in the Red Eye (Sun-Times tabloid):

"After the wedding couple exchanged platinum bands, the guests dined on a spread of chicken tenders, crab cakes, ribs, and Waldorf salad, the magazine said.
And fo the newlywed's first dance? Superstar Britney and her professional dancer hubby chose the old prom hit "Lights" by Journey - played on a boombox, the Star reported."

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

THANK YOU FOR RUINING JOURNEY FOR ME BRITNEY GAH I HATE YOU

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

according to the BBC website, the boys all dressed in white tracksuits with 'pimp' on the back, and the girls all in pink tracksuits with 'maid' on the back.

i love that their wedding buffet was wings and ribs, too.

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha CRAB CAKES

― i heart crab cakes (nickalicious), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

DAmn you, Britney, for stealing my wedding theme!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

it's weird to feel disappointed in her.

― teh pow! (blueski), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The first dance should have been to "Any Way You Want It"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

It should have been "I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass".

― WOAH FLASHBACK (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

NER NER NER NER

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

no-name cheesies
-- mark p (mark.p****...), September 20th, 2004.


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jalapeno poppers
-- mark p (mark.p****...), September 20th, 2004.


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cheese sticks
-- mark p (mark.p****...), September 20th, 2004.


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grape drink
-- mark p (mark.p****...), September 20th, 2004.


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gummy worm cake
-- mark p (mark.p****...), September 20th, 2004.

this sounds like a ghostface verse

― amateur!!st, Monday, 20 September 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

jdsalmon1976 (3:05:56 PM): oh yeah, and in unrelated news, you might enjoy this: http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/19/spears.marriage.reut/index.html

jdsalmon1976 (3:07:19 PM): http://www.celebrityfans.us/britney-spears-pictures-02/06.jpg -- the "happy" couple

k***0 (3:10:32 PM): i love britney

jdsalmon1976 (3:10:55 PM): she has many loves, and many lovers, it seems

jdsalmon1976 (3:11:12 PM): note this part: "The couple exchanged rings and danced to Journey's "City by the Bay," the tabloid reported. Guests reportedly dined on chicken fingers, crab cakes, ribs and Waldorf salad."

k***0 (3:11:14 PM): so entertaining

jdsalmon1976 (3:11:26 PM): you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but ya can't take the trailer park out of the girl

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WALDORF SALAD IS

― amateur!!St, Monday, 20 September 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

apples, walnuts, some sort of creamy-type dressing - classic school lunch cafeteria material.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

IS IT SWEET OR SAVORY?

― amateur!!st, Monday, 20 September 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

sweet.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It should have been "I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass".

Was that the theme of your and Joei's tango, Dang?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

guests dined on a spread of chicken tenders

... Reception catered by Chick-Fil-A.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

also it has raisins, and the dressing is mayo.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

THE JEW IN ME CRIES OUT IN PAIN

― amateur!!st, Monday, 20 September 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

you've got a Jew in you?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

note the pic: http://www.celebrityfans.us/britney-spears-pictures-02/06.jpg

with the crotch grabbing and related disinterest.

THIS HAS RESTORED MY FAITH IN MARRIAGE -- THANK GOD THEY ONLY LET STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO IT

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Waldorf Salad
http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_9379.jpg

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude looks like a hair-cutted James Hetfield in that pic!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Note: not the muppets.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I was watching a tv news report about this ridiculousness and rumor has it that after the lovely meal, Brit and crew head out to a club to celebrate. They said the bitch made her guest pay for their own alcohol! Well, the bitch part was added by me.

― Pup. E. Dawg (rocknrolldetox), Monday, 20 September 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

We have photos

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 20 September 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

the pink tracksuit is nicer than the dress!!

― jones (actual), Monday, 20 September 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

pink

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 20 September 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 20 September 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

this sounds like my brothers wedding

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 20 September 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

it really LOOKS like everybody else's wedding, i don't know whether to be disappointed or impressed

― jones (actual), Monday, 20 September 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I initially misread the Sun-Times article as Britney Marries in Stupid Ceremony, which is actually more OTM I think

― Laura E (laurae55), Monday, 20 September 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

can't you just hear word-for-word the conversation after the ceremony where britney's mom convinces her not to pick up the tab at the club? that woman scares the living shit out of me

― jones (actual), Monday, 20 September 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I am now very solidly convinced that Britney's family tree does not fork. Also, I'm convinced that Britney is a skank ass ho and that her fifteen minutes have been up for about two years already.

So why am I wasting time talking about this? New topic -- TS: Aiming to catch the bouquet/garter at a wedding reception vs. NOT aiming to catch the bouquet/garter at a wedding reception. I choose NOT aiming to catch the bouquet.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...
CNN Breaking News: Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

took her long enough

― the 48 states competition (1939) (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

interesting timing

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

What do you mean? Just when they're in the news with the sex tape thing? Or just when his album needs promoting?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/07/britney.divorce/index.html

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

She looked hot on Letterman the other night. A little micro-dermabrasion, a bit of lipo, and she's good as new.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

SHE CAST HER VOTE...FOR FREEDOM!
She just needed him for the sperm donations anyway.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

RIP KEVIN FEDERLINE YOU WERE MY FAVOURITEST UNWASHED RAPPER EVER

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

She should sue for alimony!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, it's really real: the divorce petition - he's really popozaout of here!

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

at last! :D

― The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

He's all yours, Lex!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

Exclusive! The Fight That Ended Britney's Marriage!

http://perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/britney_kevin_behind_the_split_20061107.php

Bloody heck, how could something as important as this merely be

http://intouchweekly.hollywood.com/images/img_breakingnews_starburst.gif

? This is "we interrupt this election broadcast!" stuff, folks. </sarcasm>

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://intouchweekly.hollywood.com/ :

The sudden move goes some way to explaining Britney’s bizarre appearance on last night’s Late Show with David Letterman, when she walked onstage looking better than she has in years in a tight black minidress — proving her point to the world by showing what Kevin will now be missing.

Er... she hasn't looked like that since before she married him, though.

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

WHY, GOD? WHY??

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

Remember, this is how Lenny Kravitz started. Fear.

― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

Let Suck Rule

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

Won't somebody think of the children? First that winning combination of genes and now this... :-/

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's sad. For all people involved. I mean, people can mock him, but I think it's just sad for everyone. They need a daddy.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 07:58 (nineteen years ago)

you need a daddy. AND THAT'S ME BITCH

― if you ain't got the yolk, you can't emulsify the hollandaise (fauxhemian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T YOU FUCKIN LOOK AT ME

― if you ain't got the yolk, you can't emulsify the hollandaise (fauxhemian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

not a girl not yet a milf.

― researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 08:45 (nineteen years ago)

Nath, what if he'd died rather than divorcing her? People get by with only one parent all the time. You think being in a crappy marriage with fighting is better than being out of a destructive environment because of some notion of the perfect nuclear family?

(note i'm not commenting on Britney OR K-Fed's ability to raise children separately or together, but plenty of kids survive without both parents being around for whatever reason, though this is probably another thread, which we've probably already done)

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

Latest rumor: it's fake, she's just doing it to scare him.

http://dlisted.com/2006/11/07/rumorz-is-this-britney-divorce-thing-fake/

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

roffles at the comments there:

megface Nov 7th, 2006 at 9:16 PM

Hopefully she just sticks to anal for a while so there isnt an spf3 anytime soon.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:20 (nineteen years ago)

Nath, what if he'd died rather than divorcing her? People get by with only one parent all the time. You think being in a crappy marriage with fighting is better than being out of a destructive environment because of some notion of the perfect nuclear family?

Uh, death is something entirely different (and will also have a big impact on the upbringing of the child). I mean, you can't compare the two. I don't understand why people are so cheerful about this. I really don't. Why do they ridicule him? I find it pathetic. It's only because she has all the money and he's the *loser*.

I think fighting for a marriage is much better than divorce.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

Surely sometimes it's better for children not to be in a house with two people who have "irreconcilable differences"?

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

(Though I agree that there's something wrong with seemingly universal glee at a marriage failing)

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

Well he IS a loser. He dated Britney while his first wife was pregnant, what about those children?

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

they need a daddy!

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad your life is that simplistic. I do realise there's a different between someone dying and someone being kicked out, I'm not a complete moron, but to say that kids NEED their dads, even if their dad is, for example, a selfish violent bastard (note to K-Fed's lawyers, I'm abstracting here, not actually basing this on this case itself), is ridiculous. I know plenty people without one, other, or both, parents for any number of reasons, and I can't even begin to imagine, nor would I want to, how they'd be better off if things had been different.

(obv, I have no idea about baby Spears-Federline x 2 because I don't know them, but taking a universal view on what families need to be like isn't always wise)

xpost

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

everybody needs a daddy

http://carl.silkmoth.com/images/bigdaddy.gif

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

Please stop using your personal issues in this thread, it's about two completely over the top public figures who don't live in the real world.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

All This Nonsense Spederline Divorce Pool: JVBA_321 not far off (first comment)

http://allthisnonsense.blogspot.com/2005/10/spederline-divorce-pool.html

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

(you can use whatever issues you like, obv., but it seems like you both have issues with this that go beyond just that fake public couple and it's a shame you should get in a fight because of that) (oh, you know what I'm trying to say) (I hope)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

(you need a daddy)

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

fake public couples are real people too

― mms (mms), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

What Stan said.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not in no fight (well, not intentionally). Also Stan very not OTM, as Britney, K-Fed and teh babies are real people too, so opinions on marriage breakdown and the effects on their kids apply to them too, especially when that's brought up as part of the conversation.

Disagreeing with someone's viewpoint does not necessarily mean you're fighting.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

ah. ok. well, er... carry on then!

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/celebrity/breaking-britney-spears-sex-tape-maybe-213218.php

(NSFW, obv)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

BBC reduced to trawling thru non-entity webpages for snappy judgements:

Sadly for Federline, the majority of people writing on the internet already seem to have sided with his soon-to-be-former wife.

"Britney Spears got rid of 150 pounds of dead weight," wrote Steve on his Myspace blog. "She got rid of Kevin Federline".

"Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! Ring the bells and release the doves!" added Wanda on her Livespace page.

However, others were slightly more considerate.

"I will never celebrate the ending of a marriage," wrote Someboy0716 on the message boards at popjustice.com.

"However, I will say I much prefer Britney without K-Fed and I can't wait for her new music".

Somebody at the Beeb got paid for their time there. Or maybe it was knocked up by the cleaner oer a lunchbreak.

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

"Fed Ex" is a great new moniker, huh?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y116/JennySinn/alanrickman.gif

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

I guess she was "fed" up!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe in divorce court, she will have to "su da fed"!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

Perhaps she will even make it a "fed"eral case!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

maybe he "fed" her his cock!

― gear (gear), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

He was always looking at other women's chests, but he can't help it, he's Breast Fed.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, I don't get it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it doesn't work without the "'s, does it? Sorry.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:53 (nineteen years ago)

PopoZã-ouch!

― derekerdman (Derek Erdmany), Friday, 10 November 2006 07:55 (nineteen years ago)

I appreciate that this event has caused several friends and acquaintances of mine I would not expect this sort of thing from to openly and with minimal irony state that they "hope Justin saves her"

― Adrienne Begley (sparklecock), Friday, 10 November 2006 08:03 (nineteen years ago)

Personally I think maybe Madonna should have a talk with her or something? but I'd only say that on the internet

― Adrienne Begley (sparklecock), Friday, 10 November 2006 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

Madonna? Christ, she fucked everyone and then some more. That'd definitely be the perfect one to talk to. Actually the paths aren't that dissimilar: they both had babies with dancers. So who's next for Brit Brit? An older actor?

"You don't have a life outside the camera!"

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 10 November 2006 08:08 (nineteen years ago)

Michael Jackson, I hope.

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Friday, 10 November 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...
oh brit :(

http://dlisted.com/bumbrella.jpg

― teeny, Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh broken img :(

link

― teeny, Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

hopefully she stays in rehab for more than 24 hrs this time

― lex pretend, Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

I think one of us needs to marry and take care of her.

― nabisco, Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/kevinpook/Untitled-1.jpg

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Britney's probably the least goofy-looking person in that picture.

― 31g, Friday, 23 February 2007 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

And she's got great aim.

― Laurel, Friday, 23 February 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

That skinny kid is going DOWN.

― Laurel, Friday, 23 February 2007 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

That's photoshopped, right???

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 February 2007 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

[imgae]http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/britassgrabwhaaaaaaaaa-thumb.jpg[/image]

― grady, Friday, 23 February 2007 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

For images, use: http://www.website.com/yourimage.jpeg

― grady, Friday, 23 February 2007 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh i spelled iamge worng.

― grady, Friday, 23 February 2007 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/britassgrabwhaaaaaaaaa-thumb.jpg

― grady, Friday, 23 February 2007 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my that is most certainly not her hand. HOW the underwear bothers and bothers, so much perhaps she grew a thind hand. It is hard to have f'ed undies and also hard to adjust them without feeling like you're audtioning for 'Slums of Beverly Hills: the Broadway Musical.'

― Abbott, Friday, 23 February 2007 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

Aliens conducting probes.

― Hard like armour, Friday, 23 February 2007 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/XedgarsnyderX/britneythreat.jpg

― hstencil, Friday, 23 February 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

lhaha

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 23 February 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/ihasabritney.jpg

― Edward III, Friday, 23 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

The Latest

That Britney Minor Threat pic is fantastic btw.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 5 March 2007 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

running around Promises rehab facility screaming “I am the Antichrist” with the number 666 written on her forehead.


\m/

― marmotwolof, Monday, 5 March 2007 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

cosign

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

Some people were telling me about this a few days ago and I refused to believe them.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 5 March 2007 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad to see, in my absence, this issue being dealt with in the respectful manner I would only expect.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 5 March 2007 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

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# Sarah Jones on March 4th, 2007 at 11:36 pm

i would just like to say by the media doing all this and showing people life lets young woman today learn to run their mouths about anything and most of the time it's ok but when it gets to really life situations of girls that want to have dreams people would look at them differnt and what could they do beside invent the first me yourself we should all learn to be right to keep the world alive be real theres still real people with dreams out here


er... yeah! (or maybe No!)

― StanM, Monday, 5 March 2007 07:44 (nineteen years ago)

She felt he had deserted her and left her to bring up their two children on her own.

All the lines are hilarious in that article but this one is just... NOES. Britney, you have a legion of nannies, bring two kids up "on your own" is a bit of an exaggeration.

― nathalie, Monday, 5 March 2007 07:52 (nineteen years ago)

# Sarah Jones on March 4th, 2007 at 11:36 pm

i would just like to say by the media doing all this and showing people life lets young woman today learn to run their mouths about anything and most of the time it's ok but when it gets to really life situations of girls that want to have dreams people would look at them differnt and what could they do beside invent the first me yourself we should all learn to be right to keep the world alive be real theres still real people with dreams out here

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/Mykungfu/vicky_pollard.jpg

― kingfish, Monday, 5 March 2007 08:02 (nineteen years ago)

Yeabutnahbutyeah.

― Trayce, Monday, 5 March 2007 09:21 (nineteen years ago)

for those who missed it, the lede:

BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

Fedde Le Line has shaved his head too, as a tribute to her, apparently. (I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but still, hen fap, eh?)

― StanM, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

how long 'til she carves a swastika in her forehead?

― milo z, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)


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