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I have been called cute maybe twice in my life. Do you consider yourself to be cute? What the hell is cute anyway? Are you?

― Ed, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can be cute in attitude. But, I don't think anyone has called me cute...*sigh*

― james, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've been called cute once. I was astonished. I am not cute, though I can be sweet.

― Tom, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I get called it alot. It's to do with my scruffy Dougal from magic roundabout looks I think. don't know if it's really much of a compliment.

― Ronan, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aaaaaaw this thread was brought into existence just for me to embarass the CUTENESS of RickyT! Awwwww heh heh. He is going to kill me now ha ha but I do not care for I am now haffing the giggles ho ho. The picture is somewhat low quality which is a chiz.

I consider myself to be very cute when I am wearing my over the knee STRIPEY TIGER SOCKS!

― Sarah, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And Tom your Harry Potter resembalance surely means you are getting yr cute freak on as well heh. It is all in the spex and the floppy hair say I.

― Sarah, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Unspeakably.

― mark s, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Harry Potter resemblance?? I had forgotten that madness. At least I don't look like Plug out of the Bash Street Kids as Magnus claimed you did. Right I'm growing the beard back to escape my sorcerous fate.

― Tom, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

YES! THE PIXIE-LIKE RICKY T IS FINALLY ON TINTERNET!!

though he's not cute when he's grumpy and hungover in the mornings... but then i guess none of us are :):) as it happens i am extremly cute, i just don't like to brag about it :)

― katie, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I believe he wasn't actually saying that but very torturously getting to a point about.... I am sure there was a point! In fact it was you and BARAN who were putting forth these allegations about me, do not force the blame onto someone else although I think he probably deserves it anyway ahem. Looking like Harry Potter will probably pull you some indie grrrls Tom, are you sure you need THE BEARD? Whot if the beard gets it own fruit fly infestation?

― Sarah, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

GRRRRR

― RickyT, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now you are trying to goad me into repeating the terrible things we were saying about indie girls on Friday on a public forum but I will not lest my caring new man image is dented.

― Tom, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have seen the Ricky T picture and my heart is melted.

― Tom, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was thinking of starting a seperate website for ILE pple pictures (ILE photo album)...so they'd all be in the same place. You could tell me which pics to put in it, and I could update or delete upon request. Is this a good idea?

― james, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aaaaaawwww doesn't RickyT look CUTE when he's angry eh readers?

― Sarah, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

awwWWWWW ickle RickyT! ooogle boogle cute-ums! whoooooosaa ickle cutie then! etc etc, hehehhhh :):):):)

― katie, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How strange, Ricky T turns out to be someone totally different from who I've been assuming he was. He is cute though.

― chris, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think I am a bit cute.

― rosemary, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What's better though, cute or sexy? Or can you be both?

― DG, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd prefer to be sexy. Frankly chance would be a fine thing either way.

But I like being with people who are cute more. Sexy can be megalomaniac whereas cute is at worst winsome.

― Tom, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How rude of you to even ask?

― mark s, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aah but aren't arrogant megalomaniac people much better in bed?

― chris, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh goodness no, far too selfish.

― Tom, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am certainly cute. I doubt if I'm sexy.

― Ally C, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not cute or sexy.

Doesn't all that vanity give them *something to prove*? I'm not talking within loving situation or antyhing and I'm not claiming the stomping ground, just enjoyed double-plus being on the receiving end of arrogant person who wanted to be remembered.

― chris, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've been called cute a few times, how in the hell is that a compliment? It's so twee and icky. Babies, smurfs and pokemon can be called cute with impunity, but it's a bit depressing for anyone over the age of 12 to be called that.

― Nicole, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Amen to that.

― RickyT, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicole, i DARE you to deny that the picture of RickyT has him looking Xtremely cute.

― katie, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yer all flipping scrooges. There is nothing wrong with looking heart rendingly adorable! Reclaim the word "cute", dammit. I have no problems with being called cute and I am significantly over twelve.

― Sarah, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Either way I answer now I will look like a barstard because of what I've said about being cute!

So my get out clause is to say that RickyT looked adorable.

― Nicole, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i was called the pretiest boy on ile; i dunno if that counts as cute, but take that you rabble!

i can *be* cute, but only if you erode the hard candy shell on the outside to get to the gooey nougat center.

― jess, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cute Nation fites back

― mark s, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How dare you even ask.

― Graham, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't look cute, I don't act cute, I don't sound cute. I'm not cute. I am, however, a complete and utter bastard.

― Ogden, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am not remotely cute. I never was. I am gormless. What IS gorm?

― alix, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've been told I have a cute face but then I've also been called 'sex on wheels' so go figure.

― Samantha, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i would take "sex on wheels" over "cute" ANY DAY OF THE MILLENIUM.

― jess, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not cute but I hide this fact by dressing so well that no one notices.

― jamesmichaelward, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark = not cute. Not sexy either. Bald I can do.

Was kind of decent when I was a good deal younger, but extra fat + fewer hairs put paid to that. Actually, fewer hairs != true, they just migrate to other, less wlecome, parts of the body.

Alcoholics apparently don't go bald because large quantites of alcohol either imitate or produce (can't remember which) oestrogen. Explains a lot...

― Mark C, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i am cute, but dress down to disguide my explosive gorgeousness. anyone needing proof only has to ask.

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark C is cute *and* bald. He's a lucky chap.

― alix, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Lixi is cute as a lil' button which has big baby blue eyes and a hello kitty backpack. Oooh I could eat her all up (though not in the same way as Isobel Lang. Cor.)

― Mark C, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(I have green eyes)

― alix, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark C isn't cute but he is rather sexy.

― RickyT, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alix, I note you don't dispute the being a lil button thing. Is there something we should know?

― Graham, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, Mark C is definitely more sexy.

And Lixi is cute cute. WHY DO YOU THINK I MADE HER BUY THE TIGER HEAD? AWWWWW! PINCH HER CHEEKS! GO ON!!!

― Ally C, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am cute.

― Sean, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I usually get called 'cute' by drunk friends just before they put me in the Besht Mate headlock. This makes me protest 'not a toy!' in a pouty voice.

Japanese people think I am kawa-ii, especially when wearing my Cat Hat.

― suzy, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I bet your Cat Hat isn't as good as my Tiger Head, Suzy. I may be biased though.

― alix, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My cat hat is the classic black model - tiger stripe is dangerous because the wearer may wind up looking more tabby than tiger (not a dig, Lixi!). I got it three years ago and NOBODY had them when I did. It is also an Intelligence Test For Men. If a man passes me and goes 'miaow!' at me, he fails the intelligence test.

― suzy, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suzy, what if he sprays the nearest lamppost with urine and then tries to sniff your bum?

― chris, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What if a man goes past Lixi in a tiger hat and says ROWR?

I've only seen it on Sarah I think. It looked impressively shamanic.

― Tom, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cabbage, I think you are confusing men with dogs. We've all done it, don't be ashamed. Suzy, yes, tiger stripes could be dodgy, but as it's obviously meant to be for people dressing as tigers it's ok. It came with with a tail too, but I don't wear it. It would be odd.

― alix, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

chris that is the 2nd best thing on ILE today (the first being CUTE RICKY T lest we forget about CUTE RICKY T, hehehh)

― katie, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What if a man goes past Lixi in a tiger hat and says ROWR?

Then he shall be known as SinX0R, and ye shall fear his kind.

― RickyT, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i was going to point out (again) that latin for tail = penis, but saw the ph34r building and shall refrowr i mean refrain

― mark s, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It is unlikely that anyone whould go past me and say ROWR. I am not the type.

― alix, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

incidentally this may be of help in re in etymology of word "ming"

― mark s, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"mingo" = a cute word, unless you = roman

― mark s, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mingo in horto. Is that right?

― Madchen, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have the wrong sort of nose to be cute.

― Madchen, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ming = bastardisation of mong, i are thinking...

― Sarah, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sarah = minxy (haha)

― mark s, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey that's not nice! Oh, I thought you said "minxi". Speaking of not nice where's the moecha? I figured she'd be all over this thread.

I am cute. Cute as a button. Which means I've got a flat face with four holes in it.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Every one of you has someone out there with a picture of you and the word "Cute" affixed. He or she may not be right next to you, but he or she exists... somewhere.

(Otherwise, yeah, I get my cheeks pinched all the time..)

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Some people think so. Other people don't. I can live with that.

― Kim, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Brian McDonald is cute -- very cute. 'Tis a pity he's straight, etc.

― Michael Daddino, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a strawberry for a nose.

― Ally C, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

>>I am gormless. What IS gorm?

gorms are testicles. gormless means you got no balls. menelaus does "gormless" impersonations, its funny.

i am cute. last weekend i got told i look like a baby-doll. but i am sexy too. cos i said so.

― di, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am cute in the morning, because I get out of bed without being fully awake. My friends Katharine and Kirsten always say to each other, 'Come and feel how warm she is!' and then they snuggle me and they laugh at my hair.

― rainy, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I bump into things/people in the morning - that's cute, right?

― turner, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gorm means testicles? Really? And of course the reason I am concerned with this is because I used to live in a place called Gormley...

― Kim, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

also prince charles wrote about gorms...

― Ed, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i strive to be cute. its my #1 obsession.

― phil, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

turner: yes, that's right.

― rainy, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are you the Powerpuff Girls?

― Graham, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no, we're the Queen St girls.

― rainy, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, I do flatter myself I do a good gormless expression. But alas I am not cute. Never been called cute, don't think of myself as cute and don't really want to be. it sounds a bit twee you know. cute fluffy and harmless. I would rather be scary, which is something I am called every now and then.

Besides I don't think people who have as varied facial expressions as I do get to be cute. I was told that I should be a cartoon character, not a doll.

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If I'm cute, I'm surprised. Keep in mind I'm relentlessly bewildered by the fact that anyone finds me physically attractive, a holdover from teenage days I'm sure.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

lady di's defn of "gorm" has no sanction in the New Shorter Oxford Imperialist Dictionary, which notes that "gaum" = Goth for "heed, wit, understanding"

― mark s, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm in no way cute, but by the sound of it I'm pretty gormless. I always thought Gormless was a very northern word, like mardy.

― chris, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The nasty people at school used to call me Gormless.

― Madchen, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Once again I weep for Madchens childhood! Cruel fellow pupils, cruel heat depriving father. Cruel tv and pop radio depriving parents??? where will it all end?

― chris, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not cute; I'm DASHING.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No Dan, you're cute alright.

― RickyT, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, listen to the ravishing RickyT as fountain of knowledge of all that is cute heh heh heh.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, come on! Surely I'm more dashing than cute?

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of course you are Dan, you MONSTER OF A MANG! RickyT thinks he is not cute and obviously he is. So if he thinks you are cute .^.. you must be ravishingly DELICIOUS, rowr!!!

― Sarah, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OH i am making no sense.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I made the mistake of asking Joei if I was more cute or dashing. She told me, "You aren't SUAVE enough to be dashing." The wounded puppy- dog look I gave her as a response didn't help my argument.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have decided that i am neither cute nor dashing nor sexy nor pretty. i am a bridge troll and i am comfortable with that.

― jess, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have decided that all I am is all I am.

― james, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

james = edie brickell

― jess, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm almost always very cute, except for the days when I get "OH my GOD, since when are you GOTH?!" Cuteness isn't as bad as I used to think. It's easier to surprise people.

― Maria, Tuesday, 20 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

why are cute and goth mutually exclusive?

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what is goth?

― rainy, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Robert Smith, Souxie Soux, black fishnets, Albert Camus, "Black is the only colour that...understands me...", excessive sighing, excessive eyeliner, existential hoplessness, dyeing the cat/dog black, edward scissorhands, Tim Burton

― turner, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Buffy.

― Tom, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

goth = getting a tan in florida UNDER yr black clothes, cuz yr skin = so pasty from all that night living

― mark s, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom Ewing. (BLACK BLACK I MUST WEAR MORE BLACK THE BLACK MUST EVEN COVER MY FACE hullo my beardy fwend)...

― Sarah, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Q: To those that know me: am I more cute or dashing? Or neither?

― Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Some people can mix cute and goth. I can't. And it's boring to ALWAYS be cute.

― Maria, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Numerous guys whistled at me during the trip I just did. Some said I was cute. Keep in mind that was mostly said or done at night. ;-)

― helen fordsdale, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

they are hawaiian and whistle = helen f you are as cute as or cuter than a hula girl in a grass skirt

(OR option b. they are surrounded and suffocated by cute all day and whistled at you as welcome non-cute relief)

― mark s, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was... *sigh*

― Will, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

???

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 1 August 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been told I'm cute, but then little turds are cute.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 1 August 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Being told you're cute, as in how you look = classic
Being told you're cute, as in how you act = dud

― Aaron A., Friday, 1 August 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I am newt

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 1 August 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I was told I was cute recently on another thread. I still don't believe it...I'm just this guy, y'know.

Bryan is cuter than little turds.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Being told you're cute, as in how you look = classic
Being told you're cute, as in how you act = dud

backwards, at least for girls

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I was told I was cute recently on another thread. I still don't believe it...I'm just this guy, y'know.

= cute

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I was told today that I would make a great Cabbage Patch Kid, which might mean I'm cute in a creepy, glassy-eyed, chubby-cheeked kind of way.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been told I'm cute a number of times.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone is cute to *someone* and vice versa

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

no i have not.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I am way cute.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG is So Cute.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a cartoon!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

A Saturday morning cartoon? If so, which channel? I want to watch!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 1 August 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

everyone is cute to *someone* and vice versa

I'm not.

(Kind people have said "beautiful" or "handsome," but cute implies smallness and/or childhood, which didn't apply to me even when I was a small child.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 1 August 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I just looked in the mirror and realized I look like the result of a love affair between She-Ra and one of the cute male Cabbage Patch Kids. I AM SO CUTE. And I have a sword.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 1 August 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

You are so not She-Ra.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

She-Ra is so not your mom, I mean.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Shut up, Nick. You have no idea what you're talking about. And I have a sword, so you better watch it.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 1 August 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

don't make him any more tired!

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 1 August 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I woke up - see the 'can't sleep' thread!

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I am loot

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 1 August 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

You are Klute.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 August 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

this is moot

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet your sword is plasticky rubbish.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not cute, I'm ugly. I think it's better to be called arrogant. Lots of women have called me this. I regard it as a pick-up line.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

My sword is fashioned from plastic of the highest quality. And it can seriously bruise.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Arrogance

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The next time I'm in Glasgow, I'm going to bruise you in your sleep.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

You already do that without knowing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure what that means, but congratulations, Nick. You have just replaced Ally Cook. You are my new arch nemesis. How does that feel?

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know. Normally it would be good but everyone seems to hate me at the moment so I'm not so sure.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

go get some sleep.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I love you, Nick.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I had two hours and that seems to be enough. Come along sleep train choo choo!

I have a craving for peanut butter sandwiches.

cross post: HURRAH! (but there's a thin line between love and hate)

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

How could I hate you? You provided the accompaniment to my drunken rendition of 'After Hours'...twice. I hope it was only twice.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Accompaniment? You were drunk.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear. I thought you were playing guitar. I hate my LIFE.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you are confusing me with Ally. Maybe it's him you love.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it is! Man, I'm so confused. What would She-Ra do?

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Join me on the twisted ex-Sanrio channel! We'd attack evil with/and the Power Puff Girls!!!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Now that I think about it, I'm told that I'm "good in bed"; I don't think I've ever been called "cute". I'm not quite sure what that means.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"You're cute in bed" - classic or dud?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Cute or not, i do not want to be Butte

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 1 August 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i've been called cute quite a bit. i see it as being both a curse and a blessing.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 1 August 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Every cloud has a cutsie lining.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm.. that says 'cutsie'. 'Cutesy', I guess.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 1 August 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/TECH/science/08/01/australia.devils.reut/story.tazmanian.cnn.jpg

― Dada, Friday, 1 August 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I got called gorgeous tonight. That was nice.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 2 August 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(though possibly not correct)

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 2 August 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm too sick to be cute. my throat feels like i have swallowed a porcupine.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 2 August 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

so far from cute it ain't funny

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 2 August 2003 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i've always been more cute than hot or sex god stylesque so I guess so. N once said I look like Teddy Ruxpin. Cute.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 2 August 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, yeah, that was what he actually said.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 2 August 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

aha.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 2 August 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Whenever I think I'm cute and that everything I do and say is just SO cute, I eventually learn that I'm actually obnoxious. Then when I walk around thinking of myself as a big old pile of shitfuck, everyone tells me how cute I am. It's madness I tell you.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 2 August 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently I'm adorable

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 2 August 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

god jewelly, that is so true for me too.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 2 August 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha! I got both "fetching" and "cute" tonight! Following on from yesterday This Is The Week Where The Restaurant Customers Decide To Cheer Matt Up.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 2 August 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

cute is a wonderful thing. embrace it if you have it

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 2 August 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a cute girlfriend, so I embrace her.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 2 August 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

just got my hair cut
now I must admit that I
am as cute as FUCK

― Haikunym, Sunday, 3 August 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been told I'm cute many times ova.
Only one, however, has ever called me sexy with a straight face (meaning they don't laugh at my face afterwards).
But my pet peeve...
I've never been referred to as HOTT. This saddens me. :(

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Sunday, 3 August 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Francis, you are HOTT.

― Texas Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 3 August 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't much think I'm that cute - but in I am in anime form!

http://www.memorygongs.com/anime_trace.gif

Lookee!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Shouldn't that be a thought bubble? Or can the anime you actually pronounce that?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, I never thought of that. Heh. I didn't draw her/me though, my better half did. *brief flurry of consultative MSNing*

Apparently its "a loving sound". Also, "I mean, when people sleep they dont say 'ZEEEEEEEEEEE' all night."

OK, you can all go and be sick now.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Recent nastiness here has reminded me that while I can't spell and have an unique grasp on basic grammer, my wonderful girlfriend is very cute.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Cute is a quality that escapes me; I think it has something to do with me standing on street corners chanting along Jay-Z lyrics on my headphones all the time.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

But that's the epitome of cute. Seriously.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think the posh ass bitch who stole my taxi cab who I started screaming at like a mofo thought I was cute.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know about Jay-Z but Mystikal would be cute.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone enjoyed that scene in "About A Boy" way too much.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 4 August 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Francis, you are HOTT.
-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 4th, 2003.

Babe...you DO know I live in Texas, right? ::WINK WINK::

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

eight years pass...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/the-cutest-things-that-ever-happened

― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, 20 July 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

thank you for posting that

― contenderizer, Friday, 20 July 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/7/17/11/enhanced-buzz-29359-1342540207-18.jpg

― your friend, (Z S), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/7/18/13/enhanced-buzz-14507-1342634295-5.jpg

aw!

― your friend, (Z S), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/7/17/14/enhanced-buzz-10014-1342548185-0.jpg

aw man, now that's just

come on now

aw!

― your friend, (Z S), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

― contenderizer, Friday, 20 July 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

yeah cheetah & dogs kills me

― bnw, Friday, 20 July 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

aww seeing eye pug and seeing eye cat

― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

The shiniest ocelot.

― emil.y, Friday, 20 July 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

That is so great.

This dude.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/7/17/11/enhanced-buzz-29494-1342540372-0.jpg

My man.

― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

looks uncomfortable

― windjammer voyage (blank), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

you gotta suffer for fashion, says mr. scruffinger

― your friend, (Z S), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/7/17/14/enhanced-buzz-24433-1342550666-0.jpg

Not to be hard but I need money.

― kid steel (cajunsunday), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

best thread

― SHOCKING THE ACER ARENA (get bent), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

I'm usually immune to teh cuet but the cumulative effect of all those photos is...undeniable.

― recordbreaking transfer to Lucknow FC (seandalai), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/738994_o.gif

― your friend, (Z S), Friday, 20 July 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

"Chivalric" is the adjective most often used to describe me.

Passing the louts who swig mead outside the smithy on what I call "the village groin", I'll inevitably hear some lionheart pipe up: "Oi, Chivalric!"

Or, purchasing lilies, foxgloves and lavender down at the greenhouse behind the Blazon Inn - which I like to call "the Bastard's Anus" - I'll see the proprietor, Joseph, leaning over the fence saying: "You're looking fucking chivalric today, sir!"

It may of course be down to this suit of armour I wear, or the strong scent of the stable that surrounds me. But I believe there's some deeper intuition in the villagers which allows them to access buried memories and historical antecedents.

When I am simply clanking across the village groin, going about my daily business, William the cooper sees the Black Prince at Poitiers.

"Fuck me, it's the fucking Black Prince at Poitiers!" says the scallywag.

Or if I should happen to have my wife by my side, the general talk in the grocer's shop is of Joanna of Flanders, the Montfortist who established her seat at Hennebont in 1342.

"Fucking hell, it's Joanna of Flanders, the Montfortist who established her seat at Hennebont in 1342!" chorus the grocery ladies, a tad jealously.

Is "chivalric" a subset of "cute"? I believe a strong case for that might be made. Next time you see a kitten, imagine it astride a tiny horse, wearing a tiny suit of armour, with a tiny sword at its belt.

Imagine your kitten, in other words, not merely cute but also chivalric. I ask you in all seriousness, is this little animal not cuter dressed up as Nicholas Beche, Seneschal of fucking Gascony?

― Grampsy, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i47.tinypic.com/se7rpc.jpg

Yakini the newborn gorilla is surprised by the cold stethoscope as she gets a checkup at the Melbourne Zoo in Australia.

― you're all going to hello (Z S), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

Alf!

― you're all going to hello (Z S), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHIDKS1y9rg

this should be illegal, so cute

― but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

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