1000 Reasons Why Weed is the Best Drug Ever

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1) It softens the low times of life, but makes the good times so much better. Watching amazing art films, watching crappy teen movies = ALL IMPROVED. Having sex, being alone and miserable = all better.

PS - Preemtive fuck you to all you haters.

http://www.doggystylerecords.com/site/gallery/051902-fallenstar/pix/fallenstar19.jpg

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

of course, leave it to me to make a typo

PREEMPTIVE

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

you didn't happen to make that typo while high...did you?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread was anticipatory of getting high. now i am high.

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Thats 3 reasons, cheaterer :P

2) You can hear things you can't normally hear. I love that.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

3) It won't kill you

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

2 and 3 up there are consequences of 1 xpost

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

3) As compared to alcohol, things are funnier and more fascinating, instead of blurry and hard to remember. Also you have more interesting (and ludicrous) conversations with your friends instead of throwing up and passing out.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

That should be 4, oops.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

5) NO HANGOVER

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I ALWAYS throw up when I smoke weed. I never throw up when I drink booze.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow really? I never have... tho I have felt like I was going to, but only if I drank first.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

6) http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/nerds.gif

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, only if I drink in addition, but I'm always drinking, so that's just kind of how it's gonna be.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

7) Weed is great for romancin'. It makes it much much easier to open up and talk to someone, especially if you're nervous, but it doesn't really impair your judgment. You're chatty, you're relaxed, you're happy, and then you're making out. Many of my relationships have begun with weed (though it ended another).

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

8. It seems more Olde Worlde than e/heroin/coke/etc.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

9) unlike alcohol and sedatives, it doesn't make me tired.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ganja is great for lonermusicshitheadsynthplayinsoftboiledegg eatincockblockinscientists like myself. id be on 12colors of prozac without it.maybe. but it gets harder every year. right? & i hate the weedvsbeer deabate and everyone is one something anyways, even your mom and god and the president.

― ke[hm (kephm), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

10) You can put it in (and get its effects, obv) anything that requires butter.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

especially the president!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

haha XPOST

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

HOLY FUNNY

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Please tell me that wasnt an xpost.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Please tell me that wasnt an xpost.

Shit xpost.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

11. it makes Seattle a wonderful place to live (which it already is, but hey)

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

12. No hangovers

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

weed gets harder to find every year!

im on a bit of an ilx exile and i can't even get one post a week done with no typos.

― ke[hm (kephm), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

13. It's hallucinogenic, but doesn't chew up and spit out your ego in the process.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I already did no hangovers, douchebag ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

14. It's all about the resonance.

― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

14. It makes you (or me, anyway) appreciate good food. I mean sometimes junk food can taste OK high too, but a lot of times I notice how sort of fundamentally gross junk food is -- I can taste the chemicals and cardboard a lot more. But good food -- especially anything rich, but also good fruits or vegetables -- omg it all tastes soooo good, and I can pick out and identify the different flavors and components much more clearly. Good wine too, same thing. The only time I can get close to understanding all the scents and flavors that wine snobs rattle on about it is stoned.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(er, 15)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That one very true.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

16. No hangovers

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

friends of mine tell me they feel stupid or foggy the day after smoking. they are not daily smokers-so i think there is a 'weed hangover' in some sense, for some people

― ke[hm (kephm), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I do this a lot! But when I was smoking more regularly I never had this problem at all.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

a little pot& ice water rids my hangover in minutes

― ke[hm (kephm), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

17: http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/d/Devin_The_Dude/sq-devin-the-dude-ral.jpg

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah pot as hangover cure = OTMFM. So goood for nausea and headache.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe i need more for my tummyache....

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Depends on how you define hangover, though. You smoke an assload of dirty mexican schwag out of a penis-envy-sized bong the night before, and you may not be throwing-up sick, but you won't exactly be ready for work the next day, either.

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(Which is probably why I stopped smoking pot... I hung around too many of *those* kinds of pot smokers.)

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

18. It improves your vision. (Though sadly not your depth perception, so maybe that one's a wash.)

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

19. It's good for sick people.

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

20. The Man doesn't want you to do it.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

21. Your body suddenly feels centered, all your sore spots are focused on and seem soothed

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

22. Funny free-associative wordplay

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

22. It used to get me really good grades, no joke - though this was before I entered the "do a bump of coke for any lecture before noon instead of coffee" years. I think weed is great if you're smart and sensible enough not to end up like me, so giv'r.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

24. OMG I AM HI FOR THE 1ST TIME IN A COONS AGE

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

25. A deeper appreciation for Bob Marley

― jim wentworth (wench), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(yeah. what a feat, smoking 570 pounds!)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

22. Funny free-associative wordplay

Also, 26. Reading Anais Nin in a Buckwheat voice is the funniest thing ever.

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

taking sides: weed, california vs. needles, california

http://members.lycos.co.uk/mymonkeybites/hpbimg/Weed%20california.jpg http://www.desertdutch.org/needles.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Having sex, being alone and miserable

I worry for you Jon, in that you grouped these two.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

No hangovers

― papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

LEE PERRY CANNOT DIE

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

hydro give man a mean hangover scene?

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

All the different names of strands - beasters! white rhino! purple sticky! Weed is totally the POKEMON of the wild kingdom of getting fucked up.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess that was, what, #28?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

29. Besides THC, cannabis sativa has something like 50 other active ingredients, including a variety of antioxidants and antihystamines.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

30. If one thing is for certain, I sure as shit ain't gettin' no glaucoma.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I get this strange feeling that the next 969 posts on this thread are all going to be me. And that's OK.

31. With near-limitless stashbox ("you can put your weed in it!") and paraphernalia options, it is one of the most personalized of all controlled substances. I, for instance, keep my shite in a KRSHNA LUNCHBOX, and employ an arsenal of tools which includes: electric vaporizer, ceramic dragon b0ng, rizla papers, blown-glass chillum.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

32. It can the edge off a wicked caffeine buzz like no other.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

33. It makes some backwoods livin in the hollers of the Appalachian hillfolk mofos a shit ton of money.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

34. You can smoke it every day and a lot of people will have no idea that you're a drug addict.

― shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

35. They know

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

36. One of the only things that takes some of the edge off the constant dull ache of Multiple Sclerosis.

― Trip Maker (Sean Witzman), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been target-pistol shooting in Needles and golfing in Weed, so it's a tossup.

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

37. http://www.freestylegrooves.com/pic/covers/boc.jpg

― chaki in charge (chaki), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh, nickalicious... when are we gonna hang out?

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

38. Roor German Engineered Water Pipe
ihttp://www.unsaccodicanapa.com/roorimages/bong250_gross.jpg

― chaki in charge (chaki), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

What, no love for Weed, NM??

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Soon Ms. Sugarpants, ladyfriend to my long-time friend who I'm sure is getting none-too-pleased with me & my hermitting-to-the-point-of-aloofness. Contrary to my roffle-obsessed online activity, out in meatspace this is a really lame time in my life.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

::hugs 4 nick from cali::

― chaki in charge (chaki), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha I was waiting for mah smoking brah to appear on this thread =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

39. If I could, I would invite all of you who like to partake over to mine, for a quiet sesh and a loud natter.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

40. it fucking grows out of the ground!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

40. TEMPLES OF BOOM
41. Without weed, there would be no Nirvana.
42. the introduction of the phrase "bonghit" into the vernacular

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

44. OUR PARENTS SMOKED THAT SHIT TOO

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine didn't. I wish they had!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine have never even seen that shit. Dude, my dad's favorite musician is Benny fuckin Goodman.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

45. The good shit smells REALLY good.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

46. Sleep, Jerusalem/Dopesmoker

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

47. VAPORIZATION.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

48. WEED IS BEST OF TEH LAXATIVES

― homonculous, Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

49. Titration. I don't like to get really blazed that often, but I do a hit, just one, almost every night. It gets the kinks out of my shoulders and lets me relax without getting anywhere near tripping or being altered in any other way.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

A quarter ounce can be stretched out for MONTHS in this manner.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

50. No hangovers

― papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

51. the kush

― chaki in charge (chaki), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

52. The look on a middle-aged supervisor's face when his recent grad co-worker hooks up his first smoke in years

― W i l l (common_person), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

53. REGGAE

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

54. Making money.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

55. http://www.cleartest.net/testinfo/willy.jpg

― chaki in charge (chaki), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

52. The look on a middle-aged supervisor's face when his recent grad co-worker hooks up his first smoke in years

this would be me

― ke[hm (kephm), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a good look

― W i l l (common_person), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

56. http://www.bigo.com.sg/archive/ARrarities/images/beachboys/smilewilsonrecords.jpg

I think ILX needed this thread. THANKS JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

57. Kyuss - welcome to sky valley

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

58. Dog Latin OTFM

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

59. Louis Armstrong.

As we always used to say, gage is more of a medicine than a dope. But with all the riggermaroo going on, no one can do anything about it. After all, the vipers during my haydays are way up there in age -- too old to suffer those drastic penalties. So we had to put it down. But if we all get as old as Methuselah our memories will always be of lots of beauty and warmth from gage. Well, that was my life and I don't feel ashamed at all. Mary Warner, honey, you sure was good and I enjoyed you 'heep much'.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

60. http://wizardishungry.com/lol/Rochester%20Bong%20Hits%20in%20Public.avi

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

61. the grateful dead 'anthem of the sun'
62. really beautiful/expensive hand-blown bongs & pipes
63. pizza buffet/chinese buffet
64. pink floyd & the wizard of oz
65. cooking while high is great fun

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

66. It's not "classy"

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

67. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

68. http://www.jamn945.com/timages/page/vma/images/Dave%20Chapelle1_JPG.jpg

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

69/70. black sabbath "sweet leaf" / butthole surfers "sweet loaf"
71. douglas hofstader "goedel escher bach: an eternal golden braid"

KENAN OTM!!

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

butthole surfers "sweet loaf"

"Sweat Loaf"

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

zing.

72. Krautrock

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha I didn't realize GEB was a stoner book until now, but you're absolutely right.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

73. http://www.ukcia.org/potculture/50/satchmo.jpg

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

74. http://www.geocities.com/daisytighfield/frodo_sam_pipew.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

um...

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i was looking for a screencap of aragorn's smoldering bowl from the first movie but that was the best i could find. :(

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

75. It makes you drive better. I know, I know... save it. It really does. Except maybe if you're crazy ripped, or at night because of the depth perception issue.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i have gotten in my only carcrash while stonered.

76. HAWKWIND

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I have only ever heard of Hawkwind in the context of it being at the top of the "Weed 100" list on the back page of High Times magazine every month for 30 years.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Get In Search of Space if you like Black Sabbath, Can and Amon Duul I.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

true, my favorite Can album is Future Days -- the stoniest.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like to get really blazed that often, but I do a hit, just one, almost every night.

This reminds me that I need to get a pipe to do just this, cuz fuck rolling a tiny joint, ya know?

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)

More than being troublesome, it's wasteful.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, I need some pot. Seriously.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

77. Denny's/Bickford's/Waffle House/IHOP/etc.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 07:02 (twenty-one years ago)

More than being troublesome, it's wasteful.

Well, yeah.

K: what are you doing this weekend?

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 07:04 (twenty-one years ago)

nuffin.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm.

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Does this mean you're coming to kill me?

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Sanjay, I use a one hitter. I have this beautiful little mother of pearl inlayed wood onnie box that I keep it in. It's my only really significant piece of paraphernalia (I can't believe it, all these years of seeing that word and I never noticed it had an "r" in it before).

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is making me very excited to get back home to canada next week to hang with my friends who are all fairly chronic. i haven't smoked since JULY and i'm DYIN OVER HERE. i can't find good shit in the UK. skunk is usually crap and people seem to prefer pills and charlie and hash. bleh.

78. listening to music on HEADPHONES

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

shit - i lied. i've smoked a couple times since then. whatevah.

tracey - i'll be in melbourne in march so help a brother out! ;)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

79.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IABK.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Space Is the Place (Space Is the Place), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

80. http://www.geocities.jp/tfkyg294/happydrugs.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 28 November 2004 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Rob - haha! Thats my birthday time, excellent *rubs hands together*

As it 'appens I havent had any for ages, I dont like to hassle my friends too often (I refuse to use a 'guy' yanno?). Lordy I'd love some right now.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

81. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002LRJ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

82. Any record ever (unless it sucks)

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

83. http://www.cantina-mariachi.com/carta/tacospastor.gif

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

84. Swimming while high..... FUCK YEAAA!!!

― no tech! (ex machina), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

swimming sobers you up!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

85. life-affirming panic attacks

― superultramega (superultramarinated), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

86. http://www.mapinc.org/norml/v05/n1065/a03.htm?134

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

Only 914 reasons to go!

― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Monday, 2 November 2009 04:57 (sixteen years ago)

87. Erykah Badu

― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Monday, 2 November 2009 05:01 (sixteen years ago)

is nice to listen to after having smoked marijuana

― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Monday, 2 November 2009 05:02 (sixteen years ago)

can't believe a group of stoners forgot about / abandoned a monumental task

― iatee, Monday, 2 November 2009 05:03 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha

― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Monday, 2 November 2009 05:04 (sixteen years ago)

88. Rodney Dangerfield!

― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 2 November 2009 10:00 (sixteen years ago)

7) Weed is great for romancin'. It makes it much much easier to open up and talk to someone, especially if you're nervous, but it doesn't really impair your judgment. You're chatty, you're relaxed, you're happy, and then you're making out. Many of my relationships have begun with weed (though it ended another).
― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, November 23, 2004 3:33 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

My problem w/ weed that is does the opposite of this to me. :-( Just a dumb mute who wants to lay on the floor. Never actually bought the stuff, have never huge into it, but I used to work overnights so I was always smokin like two hours after I woke up, which just didn't work for me. Considering tryin to get into it again and just smoking before/during a movie sorta situations, like at night when I just wanna veg out a while before I go to sleep.

― i ? sauces (╓abies), Monday, 2 November 2009 10:15 (sixteen years ago)

I've said it before and I'll say it again -- it depends on the weed. Really carefully engineered and grown marijuana is a very different drug from cheap, common Mexican cornfield shit. Cheap weed makes me paranoid, uncomfortable, self-conscious, and withdrawn -- more than usual, I mean. Good weed is... goooood. I very much get what I pay for.

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Monday, 2 November 2009 10:42 (sixteen years ago)

Weed is great for romancin'.

89. Weed is also good, in moderation, for the acutest and most irrational phase of post-breakup angst.

I wish I could find really good weed. For years I've been getting it from a friend, who gets it from a friend of his that I barely know, who gets it from a dealer she knows. I don't know its origin or strain; I don't think the dealer grows it. It's always $60/eighth, and the quality's OK though it makes me sleepier than I'd like. However, my last batch was unpleasantly dry, not to mention skimpy volume-wise. I rent and can't grow. None of my other friends smokes more than once in a great while and they don't know where to get it. I'm too paranoid to ask a stranger or near-stranger about weed, and I can't really move to another state. How could I go about trying to...increase my options?

(Preemptively: "Nice try, DEA.")

― ctrl-s, Monday, 2 November 2009 12:33 (sixteen years ago)

89. Miles Davis - He Loved Him Madly

― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 2 November 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

Weed plus Yes makes a trip to the grocery store go from hateful to quietly hilarious.

― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 2 November 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)

90. Phish
91. j/k

― la'bloom generation (latebloomer), Monday, 2 November 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)

You know who you're real friends are when you smoke with them, because it just feels really warm and real and intimate and fun. But your fake friends get all weird and uncomfortable around you.

― Mordy, Monday, 2 November 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes you wind up with "pothead friends" tho. which in and of itself isn't that bad, except that when there's no erb you realize you have nothing at all in common with said person, and they may have actually swiped your silverware.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 2 November 2009 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

I guess my group of friends were just more integrated accross the spectrum - no real problems with sticky fingered weed heads.

― Ultraviolet Thunder (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 00:08 (sixteen years ago)

You know who you're real friends are when you smoke with them, because it just feels really warm and real and intimate and fun. But your fake friends get all weird and uncomfortable around you.

This seems half true half false. Weed can provide useful information, but you gotta take it with the appropriately sized grain of salt. Sometimes weed has made me feel weird and uncomfortable, PERIOD, regardless of who I'm with (probably says more about me and my demons than it does about how close I am to someone). And then sometimes people who want to be close friends but aren't quite yet will be made to feel weird/uncomfortable by weed, even though the friendship has the potential to become more "real" at some point. I wouldn't use weed as a litmus test for how I feel about people, and I wouldn't want others to do so to me.

― collardio gelatinous, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

whoa why the fuck are you paying $60/eighth for shitty weed??!?!?

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

holy crap! some friend-of-a-friend-of-a-stranger!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

89. Miles Davis - He Loved Him Madly

Oh wow. So insanely otm.

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 03:21 (sixteen years ago)

You really have to settle in for that one. It's not for a commute or a walk. It's like a yoga session. Pull out the mat, you're in for the long haul.

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 03:25 (sixteen years ago)

92. nature walks

― you just freaked out more than our director of lols (Pillbox), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago)

93. makes every bar band better

― ian, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 06:47 (sixteen years ago)

94. good kush smells like trix cereal

― But no hope for norwegian posters, sorry. (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 08:33 (sixteen years ago)

95 missy e never sounded so goooooooooooooooooood

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 11:12 (sixteen years ago)

96. F1

― chupacabras, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 11:42 (sixteen years ago)

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