Mädchen in London, bank holiday weekend (inc. FAP at Lord John Russell, Thursday 25th)

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Hello! I am starting this thread now because I am going to France on Monday, but when I get back from France I am coming to London for a bit so I thought it might be nice to see you lot while I am there. Are there any plans for the Saturday night of your bank holiday weekend? Should we... FAP?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

come to brighton! FAP Brighton: The Great Bank Holiday Escape

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

Every bloomin time you arrange to come down to london I'm away! i think chris and I will have to try glasgow again soon...

― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, Brighton sounds aces! Maybe we can FAP in London on Thursday or something to catch the bank holiday escapees.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

Yes Vicky, please try Glasgow soonest.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

I didn't know you were going to France! Bon voyage!

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

Madchen is always swanning off somehwere.

So are the Porkpies.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

Merci Cathy, toi aussi. I'm not sure I'm going to see you before I/you go and I haven't even given you your birthday present yet. Will you let me know your address, when you have one?

Miller, I haven't swanned off anywhere since last November, except for the odd long weekend here and there. Crikey, I need a holiday.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

I am in Slough on the Saturday :(

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 August 2005 11:14 (twenty years ago)

is there a row going on?

i haf house-party on the saturday and RAWK at READING on the sunday...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 11 August 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

We are off to france tomorrow, but only to a caravan. Chris will be in london that weekend, I'm going to visit friends on the isle of man. Are ryanair having a sale soon?

― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 11 August 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

Carsmile Steve, I HATE YOU.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

I will give you my address when I have one, Madchen, but I'm sure you will see me before I go, I will be back for the last week of August.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 11 August 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

OK, no swanning since November. And I know you deserve a nice holiday. It merely seemed the most effective way of expressing my envy.

Carsmile, are you going to see IRON MAIDEN?

Markelby, why Slough? Those Wimbledon perishers?

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

yes, yes i am pj. i am quite sad about it...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

EDDIE will frighten you.

Madchen, I am now angling for a stick of rock.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

That sounds like some sort of weird gay rhyming slang

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

Sunday is food science day, details to come soon.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Poor Cathy, living on the streets.

― Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

get them to cover Loneliness of the Middle Distance Runner, carsmile!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

Will there be stick of rock angling?

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

Now it sounds more like an extreme sport

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

Cathy, I will be back on Monday 29th. When is your last night? There should be some kind of party.

Carsmile Steve, I HEART YOU.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

PJ, yes, we're playing away at Slough (in Windsor) and my football-loving and Slough Town-supporting friend Marcello and his vife have invited us for dinner.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

:))))))))

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

i'd love to fap on the thursday, as i'm likely to be gone for the weekend and would be sad to miss madchen.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

shame the match isn't on a Wednesday mark :(

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

Yay Lauren! We can compare our Holiday Skins.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

Me, missus and daughter* will certainly be around all three days, but probably mired in housemoving nonsense so we're not sure if we'll get into town to see you. Thursday FAP, exercising my Early Doors option, may be possible.

(* - who is now 14lb 2oz. My Ava Weighs A Stone).

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

'Eavy Ava.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

Steady Ava

― Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

Stone Love!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

Ava heart, love!

― Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

I am leaving Glasgow on September 1st, according to current plans. I would love a party!

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

I would be FAB to FAP with you, but no bank holiday here , :-( plus
I got a flight to Barna that wknd.

If anyone is in BCN, please come to El Masnou, beach POP party!

― olenska (olenska), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

AVA ALWAYS HAS TO BE FIRST, DOESN'T SHE?

Slough play in Windsor?

Early Doors is good for me, also. Eggs chopped up in a cup good.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

The proper name is Smashed Eggie In A Cup.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

I thought they had made it up, on Early Doors!

I must try it.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

[ahem]

going to the pub on thursday then are we?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 09:52 (twenty years ago)

Madders, will you email/MSN me when you get a mo?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 09:55 (twenty years ago)

I hope you get more people going to a pub on a Thursday than I managed to muster! (three, but a very good three they were too)

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Hello! I am back in Blighty. France was fairly rainy, but I managed (a) six courses for 17.50 europes; (b) a night on a 'wild' boar farm; and (c) to purchase two tins of goat pate. I also gazed upon Le Viaduc de Millau for quite a while and drove over it too!

Thursday, yes. I will need a drink, I think. I'm bringing a friend - is that OK? I'm not au fait with the pubs you kids frequent these days, so I was going to suggest the Princess Louise from about 6.30pm. Please feel free to argue me out of it if that's a crap choice.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

this is shaping up to be a very painful weekend (of course I will be there)

― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, I now understand why you didn't text me back about going to the pub at the weekend (I forgot you were in teh foreign lands).

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, and blimming T-Mobile make you PHONE UP before you go abroad so you can get network and send messages. Cheek! And of course I didn't know this until I got out the other side of the tunnel. Your text still hasn't reached me Ailsa, but it's not the only one.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

i'll be there. it's my day off, so i might go get drunk in the afternoon also. anyone want to join me?

― michael grant (michael digby grant), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

eh? they don't do that for me and Vic? we always get the text messages from them automatically

― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh don't worry, madchen, i was just wondering if you fancied a pint last saturday. bit late now anyway. have a nice fap.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, and blimming T-Mobile make you PHONE UP before you go abroad so you can get network and send messages. Cheek! And of course I didn't know this until I got out the other side of the tunnel

You should only ever need to do this once, not for every trip.

Are you staying somewhere nice in London? :)

― Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, that bridge is excellent. I once watched a programme where Jeremy Clarkson drove over it and talked about it. It looks very scary, but I crap myself on the Erskine Bridge, and that looks like twenty Erskine Bridges glued together.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

I think so, David.

Ailsa, we had no idea how high up it was until we went to the visitor centre and stood underneath it. The foot of each pylon is the size of a tennis court!!

So, it's Louise at 6.30 then?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

mumble mumble don't really like the lousy much meself like...

...was going to suggest the LJR maybe

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

How about 4.30? I can't really hang around until 6.30.

Obviously this only applies if you are at a loose end, I am not asking for SPECIAL TREATMENT. Neither am I suggesting that you are ever at a loose end.

Markelby, where in Windsor is that football match taking place?

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 08:46 (twenty years ago)

I'm coming to this FAP, I could handle a pint.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 09:47 (twenty years ago)

I have to go to two different north London hospitals with grandparents first, Peej, so I'm not sure I can make it for 4.30pm. I'm not even sure if I'll make it for 6.30pm on the dot, but I won't be far off it. Carsmile Steve, I trust your judgement.

Therefore (I'm spelling this out for the type of person who doesn't read up the way, because there is always one): Lord John Russell, Marchmont Street, WC1. Get there when you want, but don't expect me until 6.30ish. Thursday. Tomorrow!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 10:08 (twenty years ago)

OK, I hope your grandparents are OK and you get a nice cup of coffee and a cake at both hospitals.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

I should be there, circa 5.15 I would think.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

7 ish for me I think. Hmm, and the lovely Budvar Dahhhrkkk.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

i'm kind of grounded after last night, but i'll make an exception as it would be rude not to greet visitors.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

(Unlikely to get coffee and cake. One of the nurses at Northwick Park appears to be mute, all but one are unsmiling. Central Middlesex are too busy to send out pre-op information leaflets so we don't know how long it should take or if Grandad should have had lunch or anything. It's only minor and routine anyway).

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

hope i can make it - although i lost my voice over the weekend and i'm still recovering (sounding like the catatonia bird just now)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

I should be along around 6ish tomorrow.

Ken, get yourself over to a Karaoke night and do Mulder & Scully.

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

An indie duet with the Lex would be ideal!

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

haha i sang that song whilst drunk a few days ago i sounded AUTHENTIC

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

the Pint Pot isn't far from lord john russell...........

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

haha i sang that song whilst drunk a few days ago i sounded AUTHENTIC

MP3 NOW

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

haha! perhaps tonight!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

Although, saying that, I had a massive crush on her so it may well fuck me up irreperably.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

wow, turning out to be quite the gathering! count on lucy to draw you out into the pub for drinkin' (not that it takes much i reckon but...) i'm jealous! and welcome back to blighty, juicy! someone has missed you TERRIBLY! egads... unbelievable.

― dahlin (dahlin), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

Dahlin, I never knew you cared!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

I'm properly skint for the first time in my working life, so unless they magically pay me a few days early I won't be making this :(

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

you didn't? shameful. :(

― dahlin (dahlin), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

tissp! i hope you will hear this!

http://www.lolrider.com/omgmusic/roadrage.mp3

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Is this tonight?

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 25 August 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

yes pete. well done

― dahlin (dahlin), Thursday, 25 August 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

My liver can take nae more!!!

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Thursday, 25 August 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

I am very unwell today.

Thus, the pub is my only hope.

See you later!

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Thursday, 25 August 2005 09:17 (twenty years ago)

My liver can take nae more!!!

You mean, "My liver can take nae mare!!!" Neither can mine!!!!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

My liver cannae take mare.

mine can.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 09:42 (twenty years ago)

Everyone loves my faux naive bumps.

By the way Dahlin, there was a prominant role for the Glasgow Metro in the film Unleashed. Nice to see. Well subbed.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 25 August 2005 09:45 (twenty years ago)

my liver is limping behind me waving the white flag of surrender today, but at this point i've stopped caring.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 25 August 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

did kate, dadaismus and lauren all go to a rave together last night or something?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 09:52 (twenty years ago)

No, like I said on another thread, I was drinking with Stooges. I kept saying "I'm being good!" but then Ronnie "£600 Bar Tab" Asheton would get another bottle in. I kept having to wave away waiters. And Steve kept pretending to be shocked by the size of UK beer bottles. (It's a pint, innit?) This lot are going to be the death of me this weekend!

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Thursday, 25 August 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)

well i hope you guys put an uncracked egg in the microwave

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

i had band ppl forcing liquor down my throat as well. gah.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

What *is* it with these people in bands, eh, Lauren? Just cause *they* don't have to get up in the morning and go to work... ;-)

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:08 (twenty years ago)

did kate, dadaismus and lauren all go to a rave together last night or something?

Nah, we were at that the night before

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:08 (twenty years ago)

lightweight!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

I'm just not enjoying my drinking much at the moment, plus I'm talking so much crap I wouldn't wish that anyone

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

i think it's best to just stay strong and work through it.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

It's a vocation

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

mmmm booze

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

I haven't touched a drop since Saturday and I still can't make it. Gah.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

I may have a half of Kronenberg White and Budvar Black and make some awesome grey stuff.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 25 August 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

Like Matt I may well have to miss this one, sorry Madders.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 25 August 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

I'll be there early, like 5.30, I'm pretty sure.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 25 August 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

it transpires that I'm locking up, and two of my drivers are running late - see you for last orders

― Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 25 August 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

See you this evening, I could do with a drink.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 25 August 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

maybe not last orders, but I will be needing hard liquor

― Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 25 August 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

i think me also, now

― 192.168.1.1 (gareth), Thursday, 25 August 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

I want to come out and play! But given that it's 9.30pm and I still have about 6 hours worth of work to do, I don't think I can make it.. :(

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Thursday, 25 August 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

Nice to see everyone. The usual apologies for not talking to anyone except my initmate circle of bosom-obsessed buddies. Not much to Report Back, except the pleasant warm glow of companionship.

Lucy, you said something to me that I didn't hear and I just nodded rather than making you say it again. I am sorry, my intentions were good, but it was just plain rude of me.

I look forward to seeing you all again soon.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 26 August 2005 07:06 (twenty years ago)

Mmmmm budvar daaaahhhrrk.

― robster (robster), Friday, 26 August 2005 07:08 (twenty years ago)

We will not discuss what I saw take place on the bar. Ever.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

Budvar Dark has memory wiping powers it seems - hello to everyone I met last night!

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

Now I desperately want to know...

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 26 August 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

i heard about the incidence.

also best barmaid ever. i'm in love.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

singing all the words to the nirvana album already made my day, and then she went in the backroom and come back out clutching the darkness CD asking the other barmaid whether she could put it on! oh my god.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

She was pleasant, yes. So was her dad. You missed him, Ken.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 26 August 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

but we told him all about you

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

Man, why didn't I go? I want to know the TERRIBLE SECRET.

I mean, I meant to go home and rest, but I ended up spending the evening wiping spilled cranberry juice off my 40,000 rare Dandy Warhols singles. Argh.

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 26 August 2005 09:26 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe I missed the on-bar action. You turn around for five seconds and everyone is horrified behind you.

Flat mates laughed greatly at my boot being held together with elastoplast. Thanks Rob for staying while I fixed them.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

I think I might have caught a cold.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Me too.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

anna, a man in the gents said to me "that's the most amazing red hair i ever saw --- it's like beautiful mahogany"

i think he meant you (rather than eg me)

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:08 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear.

Actually, Jerry, you are in a position to try out my mother-in-law's foolproof method for avoiding colds all winter - swim in the sea on seven separate days during September.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

best haunted pub ever!

i. sighting of phil daniels w.a beard
ii. cute-barmaid's-dad action
iii. drinking in a wind tunnel
iv. "it's like beautiful mahogany"
v. HORRIBLE THING SEEN AT BAR

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

Hurrah! Nice man!

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

I second the loveliness of the barmaid. Even if she was singing Nirvana.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

Let's go back, one day!

In the daytime!

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

Why won't anyone say what the horrible thing is?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps my dormant sinusitis (my cheery GP: "Oh, yes, it can be serious - brain abcesses, blindness. But not in your case.")infected everyone at my end of the table.

PJM - I missed out on dandling, did you? WHAT HAPPENED AFTER WE LEFT?

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

xpost - Because we absent and must suffer.

Although considering the first news about it was from Matt, who clearly wasn't going to be there, I remain suspicious.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)

All FAPs are now like episodes of Lost.

― robster (robster), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)

I missed out on dandling too :-(

Matt was there!

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 26 August 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)

This coy "ooh we couldn't possibly say what happened" stuff is k-lame. Ffs, it happened in public and someone's going to spill the beans (if there are any beans to be spilled), so stop lapping up the attention and just post.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

No one's done that Mark - it's the people who weren't there going WHAT'S THE TERRIBLE SECRET?

Terrible secret = Michael. Evidently drunk. Dancing on the bar. Legs open. Pelvic thrusting in the barmaid's face. Shudder.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

(Not Michael Jones, I might add. Although that would certainly be an image and a half)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

Markelby you are the biggest fun-hater in the world :(

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

it was an unfortunately misunderstanding the barmaid asked for an "elvis impression" but it was instead a pelvis that was assumed

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

BUMS, sorry I missed this, but on the other hand, my SHOWER IS FIXED and now I am lovely and clean!!!

― Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

Well, now that I KNOW, I don't feel bad for having missed it. Which I did before, while it was all TERRIBLE SECRET OH NO!!!

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

xpost i actually kind of wish that a random member of the public from the bar WOULD suddenly appear on ilx! and go "ROFL OMG MICHAEL GRANT GOT RATARSED AND SHAKED HIS COCK IN FRONT OF THE FIT BARMAID"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

Mark roars what I could only mutter under my breath.

I feel bad for missing the FAP but not because of Private Michael, Michael for money, does what you want him to do.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

i actually kind of wish that a random member of the public from the bar WOULD suddenly appear on ilx! and go "ROFL OMG MICHAEL GRANT GOT RATARSED AND SHAKED HIS COCK IN FRONT OF THE FIT BARMAID"

as long as they register first...

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

OR IF INDEED THE CUTE BARMAID WOULD REVEAL HERSELF AS A LONG TIME LURKER AND BE ALL LIKE "OMG WTF HAHA MICHAEL GRANT SURE CAN SHAKE THAT COCK LOL ALTHOUGH I WISH I GOT THAT CLOSE TO KEN C'S PELVIS INSTEAD ROFL HE'S HOTTTTT!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!111"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

My tiny brain is confusing Starry and Kate :(

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

you know telepathy?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

oh dear. dear dear dear. this is not the way for my michael to make friends! as his friend pimp i shall rap his knuckles harshly for this. well... was it at least entertaining? at least he hasn't thrust his hands down anyone's pants yet. i hope. has he?
awww it's his birthday tho! happy birthday michael!

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

michael and i had a brief moment of altercation!!! we were grabbing each other's neck and everything!!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

except it was actually the coat hanger that was at fault

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

oh man i wish i'd been here now! stoopid temp work.

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

it would have been nice to not have been the most drunk person in a pub for one thing!

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

Fret not, you'd have been worse.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

i have never been so drunk that i have danced on a bar unlike SOME PEOPLE, MATT DC.

― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

zing

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

michael doesn't need to be drunk to do that tho

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Being unable to walk >>>>>>>> dancing on a bar in the 'who is more drunk' stakes

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

*launches into the chorus of 'Cats In The Cradle'*

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

it was an unfortunately misunderstanding the barmaid asked for an "elvis impression" but it was instead a pelvis that was assumed

Hello, "Elvis The Pelvis".

― BARMS, Friday, 26 August 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

Ah, the magic of The World Of Grant has finally, resoundingly, hit London. Go Scotland!

― Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

[pic of other Michael Grant removed]

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

That is the other Scottish Michael Grant.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

jesus christ, i'd suggest we get that off there sharpish. please.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

or i shall pop downstairs and tell that michael grant, and you wouldn't like him when he's on an arse-kicking mission :)

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

haha!

michael!

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

jesus christ.

i complete forgot about the dancing until now. how can you go a whole day without remembering the bizarre on-bar dancing?!? what is wrong with me?

apologies to all. i did have fun though.

― michael grant (michael digby grant), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

I hope you get more people going to a pub on a Thursday than I managed to muster! (three, but a very good three they were too)

And much better behaved as well. Michael, you should be ~~proud~~ ashamed of yourself.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Hey! I realised over the weekend that I was dead bad-mannered and didn't thank you all for coming to the pub. Bad Mädchen. I have four photos (my film ran out), which I will scan tomorrow if I remember to bring them to work.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

Is it tomorrow yet?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but I forgot.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

Remembered

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

also best barmaid ever. i'm in love

Which barmaid is it? Is it the slightly barmy Portuguese/Spanish one who, when my friend David asked her for a pint, said "Oh, you're Scottish, how cute!"?

― Raymond Douglas Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

Do we have two Alans now?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:02 (twenty years ago)

No, we have two Ls.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

Also, he is Stet round here. Confusion averted!

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

Stet or Ste?

― Raymond Douglas Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mauricegainen.com/credits/cd_clear.jpg

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

Madchen, in your photos Michael Grant makes Cabbage look like a midget. How did you get that perspective so warped?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

I have a magickal kamera.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:30 (twenty years ago)

That barmaid completely forgot I ordered a beer on Friday in there, and then denied it when I j'accused here. The other barmaid said she does that sometimes.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:32 (twenty years ago)

not only do i look so huge, it appears i am crushing chris with the force of my armpit, i have terrible hair and am grinning like some sick fatso pervert. my new life starts tomorrow with haircut, gym and nothing but scowls. oh, and much more ..er, i mean absolutely no bar-dancing.

― michael grant (michael digby grant), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

I think it's a good pic, you swarthy smoulderers.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

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