Proposed experiment to test ILE as a registered-users only board (an RFC i spose)

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I suggested on another thread:

1 that for a period of 8 weeks starting on a date not yet decided that we make ILE reg only.
2 during this period one of the minor boards (Shed Seven perhaps) will be renamed ILE2 (or something like that)
3 when the 8 weeks expire we re-open to non-reg users for at least 4 weeks
4 in that 4 weeks we debate whether to go back to reg only based on the experience
5 we either go back to non-reg users or do not bring this up again for a long time

after "a long time" we can go through the same process. which we do now anyway, but without the experimental period

Tom has suggested that the period of 8 weeks actually be all of September and October.

You should probably read the last half of remember when ILX was good? [note: we seem to be discussing the merits of making ILE registered-users only on this thead now --mod] before getting too hot about this (you will be repeating stuff already said, and will look dumm). nay sayers, yay sayers, proposed changes all up for consideration.

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

I've nothing new to say that I wouldn't have said on the linked thread. I'm all for this experiment, then we'd actually see what (if anyhthing) it does to the board rather than endlessly speculating about it.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:08 (twenty years ago)

4 in that 4 weeks we debate whether to go back to reg only based on the experience

presumably this will be based on show of hands/majority rule? i don't expect people's views to change much after 8 weeks so the arguments for and against will surely be the same as they are now.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

Well, I suppose I have no objections to *trying* so long as 1) we can put ILE back the way it was and 2) other boards (ILM, Freud, etc.) are left the way that they are.

As they say in Finland, try everything once except incest and folkdancing... ;-)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

At the end of the experiment we can have a vote - simple majority.

And yes, THIS WOULD NOT AFFECT ANY OTHER BOARDS.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:16 (twenty years ago)

I assume that during those 8 weeks people, especially those who're against registration, should pay attention to whether or not ILE is different and in what way, and then base their opinion whether or not continue registration based on that observation. Of course it's possible that, no matter what happens, some people will still hold on to their previous opinion regardless of the experiment, but I guess that's only human. At the very least this experiment should end all the speculation though.

(x-post to Stevem)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

i'm registering the logged_out username

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:18 (twenty years ago)

It perhaps seems a little complex to be, but seeing as I have no better suggestion, I'll stfu.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

I approve of this. A couple of months is a good span as well - it allows for the kind of cyclical lulls and storms we get round here, and it'll be hopefully fairly evident whether or no there's been a difference.

The best thing about this thread is that evidently I've had the power to make ILE registered users only ALL THIS TIME and never noticed.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

AdminGod gives mortals freedom of moral choice --- it's up to them to work out how to use it, for good or for Eevil

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

Is the Amazing Randy (and variants thereof) registered? Registration would suck if he stopped posting.

DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh, yeah what about Tom's suggestion that registered users could still post as "Logged Out", but in the case of abuse mods could find out who that Logged Out is? Is this possible to implement this before the test run, I think it was an important addition to the whole idea of having a registered-only board?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

i just wish ILE was around back in 94 when i wrote my thesis on virtual communities, this would have been a perfect case study.

idle hands got me nowhere (idle hands), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

I for one await Andrew NF returning from Vietnam and going "what the... HEY!" and pulling the plug or something ;D

(kidding, I think this is a fine idea, in that I dont mind either way and it might help head spambots off at the pass)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

Why don't we create a new ILE2 board?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

No need to create a new one, just use the Shed Seven!

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

I have to say I dont get the point of this ILE2 board. Whats it going to be for? Everyone talking about this here is registered already anyway.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

AdminGod won't let us create new boards at the moment

(isn't andrewNF back? he has posted recently)

(when Philip Greenspun wz still the prior Elder Deity we traced the outages to the fact that the server wz kept in his garage where his dog pissed on it a lot)

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

Is this possible to implement this before the test run, I think it was an important addition to the whole idea of having a registered-only board?

user IP lookup will identify them provided their IP is distinctive enough i.e. doesn't bring up a load of different posters sharing the same range.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

as i said on the other thread, i am 100% behind alan's proposal. also, i agree with everything tuomas has said so far, so if people can read his posts twice to give the impression of me heartily echoing them, that'd be good :)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

NO FUCKING WAY, FUCK THIS.

the trolls arent bad, and isolating ourselves as a cute little elite will atrophy the boards--i hate this idea, loathe it.

the best of ilx is free and open discourse, debating and fighting in the open.

snobbish wankery, this plan...against the whole philospohy of the place. (ie the geezers manifesto)

im gone if this happens.

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

ILE2 (TBFKAILSS) placates those complaining that reg only ILE will suffer from lack of anon posters.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

couldn't we have a official ile LOGGED-OUT screen name which you could only use if you were actually REGISTERED/LOGGED-IN (but only MODs wd know who you were?)

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

I still don't see how reg only ILE isolates the board. Registering takes less than a minute.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

Assuming RFC doesn't stand for Rentucky fried chicken, I vote yay.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)

its symbolic, want to be part of ilx, well fill out this form and well get back to see if yr nifty enough.

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

Symbolic my ass. It's simple common sense.

What do you have against the good people of Rentucky, Mark?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

anthony now go back and actually READ the proposal PROPERLY

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

Anthony - the point is:

1. It's temporary, just to see what happens
2. WE DON'T KNOW what effect it will have, which is why we're doing it.
3. Registration takes what 30seconds?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

SPAMBOTS HAVE RIGHTS TOO

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

Anthony that's bullshit and you know it, registration is automated, there's no approval process.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

the trolls arent bad

i think in yesterday's case, with Marcello, they certainly were bad. as they were with the Liz thread. there are countless examples of ugliness caused by anon trolls (ugliness caused by logged in regulars is a separate issue). people are sick of it and that's fair enough.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

(All the people complaining are actually logged in. I think I was the last of the long-term regulars to actually hold out and refuse to log in and never even got a login name - until some other "Kate" started posting on the DAVE MATTHEWS thread with my name. I registered pretty quickly after that.)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

I support this 100%. Anthony, if people want to participate it's pretty simple to say "log in" to post. They can still read. A lot of my friends post on a message board that's locked down to subscribers even to reading only, but I don't care!

Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

i havent seen marcello and i havent seen liz. (marcello can hold his own, and the liz stuff was delting which suggests that the system is regulating itself rather well.)

tom, the simple act of requring regresitry places one step impeding access to discourse, whats next.

i doubt v. much this will stay temporary.

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

kate yr after-the-fact attempts to distance yrself from SPONTANEOUS DIRTYDRONEROCK DAVELOVE ENTHUSIASM have FOOLED NO ONE

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

and i dont even know how i got logged in

anthony easton, Friday, 26 August 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

Can I be really stupid - sorry, haven't followed much since I discovered the gender of my baby (heheh) - but can I use my login to the registered board or do we have re-register?!?

nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

tom, the simple act of requring regresitry places one step impeding access to discourse, whats next.

You are being ridiculously disengenuous here, Anthony. I'm not impressed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

you're not logged in, anthony, it would appear.

tom, the simple act of requring regresitry places one step impeding access to discourse, whats next.

OH, ARMAGEDDON, EVIDENTLY.

and the liz stuff was delting which suggests that the system is regulating itself rather well

it upset an awful lot of people and nothing was gained from it. it caused about four different people to post threads on the Mod Request board even tho it was spotted straight away. why would you want people to tolerate this sort of thing because of some bogus notion of free speech being paramount on something as trivial (ultimately) as a public msg board?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

Yes, it places one step impeding access to discourse. That's not what you said though, you implied people screen registration, which is a lie.

If people vote against it it will be temporary, if people vote in favour it won't. Simple as that.

Nathalie - you can use your current login, nobody has to re-register.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

im not being disengenous at all, i actually believe that by only making it a registered board, it may actually intimadate people, why do you think bugmenot exists ned?

i didnt mean at all that mods screen, if i implied that im sorry.

the weird thing is that the cool kids have already decided this months ago, and they have found a way to implement it under a seemingly democratic structure.

if you want to, go ahead.
i wont be here.

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

"and i dont even know how i got logged in "

i think this somewhat demolishes yr argument anthony

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

of course it does but how come i feel like arguments against this dont matter.

can someone explain exactly what happened to liz.

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

That's why this is an experiment Anthony to see IF people are intimidated by registration. I personally doubt they will be, its not an especially onerous process. But if they are, it''ll be reversed (and will be after two months anyway).

(xpost... ummm)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

to be honest i don't think register only would stop the nastiness. but i don't mind either way!! i'm already logged in innit.

i will miss the stupid googlers though :( oh well i'm not a mod innit.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:01 (twenty years ago)

why are the feelings of people intimidated by registration more important than the feelings of the numerous people i've spoken to who have been turned off these boards because of the amount of inane behaviour by anon trolls?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

the weird thing is that the cool kids have already decided this months ago, and they have found a way to implement it under a seemingly democratic structure.

Are you claiming that, even if the promised vote would be against an registered-only board, the admins would still go on with it? I think a lot more people than you (me included) would leave the board then. I think the only scenario where the "cool kids" would change the board without asking for anyone's opinion would be if the amount of spam got intolerable, and that I think is fair enough.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

Most arguments against (and for!) are based on speculation as to what will happen. There's an easy way to test said arguments, since the change is entirely reversible. I haven't read any convincing arguments against trying it.

xpost the best googlers are on ILM anyway.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

i will miss the stupid googlers though

hey if they're that stupid they probably will register still, just to make their hilarious comments.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

the weird thing is that the cool kids have already decided this months ago, and they have found a way to implement it under a seemingly democratic structure

this is shockingly unfair. ever since the p0wk3r spam started appearing everywhere a couple of weeks back, there has been sporadic discussion of reg-only posting. i was up early enough yesterday morning to see what was posted in reply to marcello, and it was fucking repulsive: whoever did that needs punched repeatedly. problem is: nobody knows who it was. this discussion has arisen, very quickly, from that. the very fact that i - who am certainly not a "cool kid" - am participating and being listened to suggests that ILE is as democratic as ever.

if ILX is a community, which it is, it needs to have some very basic rules. it can't exist as a completely anarchic state. and even if, after however many weeks, ILE did go reg-posters-only, all the other boards would still be free-for-alls.

but good god, we're only at the proposal stage right now :)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

I thought Anthony was talking about the Noize Bored, Tuomas!

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

"how come i feel like arguments against this dont matter"

because
i. you haven't read the proposal properly yet
ii. because you think that the SYMBOLIC is the same as the ACTUAL (ie actual democarcy = if only one person disagrees then it gets through) (symbolic democracy = if anthony disagrees DEPSITE NOT BOTHERING TO DISCOVER THE BACK STORY then the motion falls)
iii. because unlike the mods - who have had to deal w.people skreeking at them from all angles these last few weeks - you are unaware of the specific events which led to this suggestion
iv. since when did the MODS become the "kool kids"? they give their time FOR FREE to solve problems for OTHER PEOPLE = they get to propose and enact solutions when those OTHER PEOPLE complain

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

I forget what the registration process is. Do you need a valid email address to do so?

Also: no more messages from folks who think they're logged out but aren't. Oh well.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

the ironing here is that the 'cool kids' analogy is completely misplaced. mods are actually the 'hall monitors'.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

I have to say I dont get the point of this ILE2 board. Whats it going to be for? Everyone talking about this here is registered already anyway.

Word.

My life with Baaderonixx and the Choco-pops babies (Fabfunk), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

i don't think it's democracy unless we get to see a bar graph showing votes. and possibly a swingometer. it's not politics without graphics

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

There is no way this would be even happening if it didn't let Alang do a graph.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

this is v. obv. something that hits deep, and it may be my general paronia about being disliked, and not having sinker answer my emails, and not having the cowboy troy peice up, and having blount demolish me on most of the threads, and just feeling in general isolated...and i think that it would be wise for me to disentangle from ilx b/c obv. if i am yelling about this, i am taking it too seriously.

one of the things i love about ilx, is its refusal of any one culture--its jump right in ethos, and i think that by logging on then something is lost, the ethos that marked ilx is lost, and that makes me v. angry, b/c frankly i have staked too much here anyways.

if someone can give me full context on the liz situation, of course, i would appreciate that.

i truly belive in a foccualdian sense, limiting access (no matter for how short a time) is limiting discourse, and that really worries me, and you cannot often undo the limitations that one has put in place...i think perhaps of ilx as an anarachist collective, who is dealing badly with conflict, but then most anarachist collectives do.

i would sooner not have mods, frankly, so im far off on this issue, and maybe should excuse myself in general.

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

i don't understand that shed seven thing though - is it some insider's joke?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

ie give me the fucking context

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

jeez baaderonix why not actually READ the discussion yr posting to?

ILE2 is the kind of board anthony - and possibly other die-hards also - want to continue: he is saying he threatens to leave forever if such a board isn't allowed to continue to exist; since it is EASY TO IMPLEMENT, sys-admin ALANG has proposed that such a board be allowed to continue to exist for the POSTING PLEASURE OF THE DIE-HARDS who would leave else

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Anthony I don't think you should change your posting habits in the slightest - just continue as normal and see what happens.

You've obviously been away for a while - I'd do a title search for the Liz threads if I were you. This isn't really the thread to discuss it.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Is someone going to answer Anthony's q w/r/2 Liz?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

I will email him, I feel guilty about the C Troy piece anyway.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

define die hard mark?
i have been arround for liz, it was deleted before i knew what was going on.

segeration is nearly as bad no?

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

what's this shed seven thing though? i'm confused.

to say that no potential new posters would be put off by register would be silly, but then we'll never know anyway.

i am guessing anthony's fear is that the kind of free-spirits who have an "I DON'T REGISTER FOR ANYTHING" attitude will be the ones that ILX won't have the pleasure of ever meeting from now on. I can understand that feeling really. and i guess that is the point of ile2 isn't it?

i think ile2 should only talk about loving everything in the 70s and 80s, like TOTP2.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

can someone email me about shed seven?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

when there is a vote who will be eligible to vote? (will there be a minimum posting amount required? what if some dude suddenly signs up 294 times in order to rig the votes?)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

Isn't the Noize Board already a sort of an ILE2 where anyone can do and say whatever they feel like? Can't that be a replacement for those who miss the "anarchic" ILE during the two months?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

the noize board is the cult im worried ilm will turn into

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

tuomas dude half of ilx are like banned from the noize board

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

anthony the liz issue is this:

the picture thread dedicated to her was invaded by a particularly toxic troll posting horrible tasteless pictures (which i didn't see); the mods had to spend a day or two on constant watch deleting them until the problem was solved (i think) by making the thread registered-only

the marcello issue is this (i think it's laid out on the thread alan linked to but since you have an allergy to reading this morning):

marcello posted a thread about laura yesterday on the anniversary of her death (as he has done every year). and some twat posted on it jeering at him --- he got extremely (and justifiably) upset, but no mods were around for several hours to delete, which he took to mean no mods cared to act

the sinker not emailing anthony issue is this: in addition to a succession of family issue which you are well aware of i have had repeated computer meltdowns these last few months and lost most of my recent emails from eg you, so apologies for any responses that didn't get made --- i kinda took a two-month break from "being there for everyone" bcz it wz making me ratty all the time

this IS mostly about your paranoia

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

i often wonder if people who aren't logged in are aware that logging in happens ONCE and you never thing about again. not once per thread, once per "browser session", once per day, but ONCE.

unless you post from an insecure pc like an internet cafe

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

thank you.
i suspected it would be.
i owe you an apology, then.

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

one thing that people have not considered is that this is all bad news for JOHN JACOB JINGLESMITH...


he got extremely (and justifiably) upset, but no mods were around for several hours to delete, which he took to mean no mods cared to act

In future it might serve as a warning, to wait until mods are at work, before posting sensitive material! But the 'reg only' trial should counter this anyway.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

Anthony check your shaw.ca address.

xpost

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

i dont have access to shaw.ca anymore tom.
[email protected], please?

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

unless you post from an insecure pc like an internet cafe

in fairness, there is the wh3rd/p3r/links-between-them issue, which can cause what appear to be "random logouts". this might be worth explaining on the FAQ anyway: it confused the buggery out of me at first.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

one of the things i love about ilx, is its refusal of any one culture

I'm with Anthony on the general emotional level of hating any form of tribalism or restriction. Milton's Areopagitica is urgent and key here. There's no virtue without temptation, and there's no system that's improved by the exclusion of criticism.

Suzy is here with me (we're in Edinburgh) and shouts: "Say I say it's wack as well!"

Momus (Momus), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

he got extremely (and justifiably) upset, but no mods were around for several hours to delete, which he took to mean no mods cared to act

In future it might serve as a warning, to wait until mods are at work, before posting sensitive material! But the 'reg only' trial should counter this anyway.

not for this particular problem surely. (someone could just register "joebloggs" and then post something and the mods still had to be there in the first place to delete and ban that username!)

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

Whatever we do or don't do the FAQ needs an overhaul.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

there is the wh3rd/p3r/links-between-them issue

and i wish it was in my power to get rid of that :-(

so, ok, good point, for no good reason it's actually TWICE :-)

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

I forget what the registration process is. Do you need a valid email address to do so?

Okay, so I've answered my own question - you *do* need a valid email address when you register, cos it then emails you yer password. So if you're unable to use your email account for some reason, you won't be able to complete the registration process and thus you won't be able to post. I see that as a pretty robust barrier to participating, not sure how significant that particular scenario is though.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

thank you alix! all is now clear re:shed seven!!!!!!!!!!!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

oh yes the "random logouts" should be cleared up! also some text where it says "may be posted to by registered useres only" should also say "by the way, why haven't you registered, it's easy!" and have an appropriate link.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

In future it might serve as a warning, to wait until mods are at work, before posting sensitive material! But the 'reg only' trial should counter this anyway.

Blimey, I misread that as wait until Mods are at work (i.e. away) before posting insensitive material. heh.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

Sterling (and others): good ideas like that can be posted here

Things Mods Ought To Do Before The ILE Reg-Only Trial

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

(someone could just register "joebloggs" and then post something and the mods still had to be there in the first place to delete and ban that username!)

it remains to be seen whether this will actually happen though i.e. someone actually registering in order to indulge in unpleasant trolling. i'm fascinated to see if it will occur but i actually doubt it will (of course i may be proved wrong, we'll see).

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

I think this is a good idea but I'm not clear how the decision will be taken after the trial period. Do we have a vote?

I do understand Anthony's reservations about impeding discourse, I think. I don't agree that free speech is being threatened but I'm interested to see how the atmosphere on the board is different. I wonder if it will be a lot less free flowing. And random googlers do add a lot, except of course when they're proper trolls. I also don't agree about the cool kids etc. I can't imagine another board where a proposal is debated and tested like this for months, rather than just doing it. Yay us! But most of all, I think, it's the spambots and the vicious trolls that need to be dealt with and I haven't seen or come up with any better proposal.

there's no system that's improved by the exclusion of criticism

I don't get how making the board log-in only is going to exclude criticism. It doesn't seem to be about that at all, to me – I thought it was about trolling and spamming. My gut instinct was to resist agreeing with the proposal because any kind of restriction seems a shame, but I still think the problems need addressing. I mean it's not the fucking PATRIOT act is it?

beanz (beanz), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

I can't be arsed to read all of this thread, but I am in favour.

(Apart from the opening it up again at the end bit.)

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

the way that is phrased--ought to do before--makes it sound like its gonna happen regardless...if thats the case, why the thread?

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

There's no virtue without temptation, and there's no system that's improved by the exclusion of criticism.

i'm sorry, i thought we were talking about a general message board which is being routinely abused by spammers and vile trolls; not an anarchist-utopian ideal for living.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

The trial *is* going to happen regardless. Luckily, it is a trial.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

It's up to Teeny whether it happens. I just started the thread to make sure the mods are ready for it if it does.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Anthony you do realise this is ONLY TEMPORARY don't you?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

why the thread
so that people know what happened and why?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

matt,
you do realise that often things that are called temporary are made permanant, right?

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

makes it sound like its gonna happen regardless...if thats the case, why the thread?

official announcement. seems a bit rude not to.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

anthony is on a foucauldian "reading-properly strike" this morning i think

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

there's been a new thread for every change made on ilx, akin to service announcements that is common in most message boards/places?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

cant be bothered to read this thread or the one before it as it's Friday and I'm tired/lazy, but will this be the end of Logged Out? We have followed the life of Logged Out through thick and this, through orgies and sexual droughts. It would suck if this was eliminated.

AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

xpost

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

Ought to do before the trial, Anthony.

Your repeated implication (and statement) that the Powers That Be have already decided to go reg-only whatever happens is really insulting to a lot of people who consider themselves your friends. Fucking stop it.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

It's up to Teeny whether it happens. I just started the thread to make sure the mods are ready for it if it does.

Incidentally, I'm not sure why it's more up to her than other mods! But no great shakes.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

she is cool and you are not, steve

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

Sorry Steve! For some reason I assumed Teeny was chief ILE mod at the moment, maybe it's just that she's a lot more active on the mod board.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

I would only fear/shirk that much responsibility anyway. I just wanted to write 'no great shakes'.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

OK I have now checked. The current ILE mods are Sean, Teeny, Matt DC, Steve M and Noodles.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

Named and shamed!

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

I agree with anthony on a philosophical level. It is symbolic that there's no required reg. Where else on the interweb is that a fact? We are an open society. I've never been attacked personally though, or hurt by anything said on one of these boards, or bothered much by trolls so what do I know?

There's gonna be law in Deadwood soon.

mcd (mcd), Friday, 26 August 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

how does one become a mod, who decides?

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

It's more about how you dress, and what music you listen to.

Raston Warrior Robot (alix), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

Anthony, this is about testing ILE as registered-users only, and that test requires a month where it's back to being anyone-can-post, otherwise we won't be able to see if it had any effect.

I'm not particularly in favour of having ILE registered-users only, but I don't mind the test happening to see what it's actually like.

spontine (cis), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

If you want to be a mod, you ask if you can be made one at an appropriate time e.g. when the question 'omg wtf there are only two mods left after everyone else quit in disgust or had their special underwear removed by the lizard king' is asked every 6 months or so. The mod elders then decide if you'd be good at it or not.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

Andrew is an admin because he owns the server.
Noodles and Alang are admins because they code stuff.
I am an admin because I started ILX.
Mark S is an admin because of his long service and wise counsel.

Sean C was chosen by either me or Mark, I forget.
Teeny, Matt and Steve were chosen by Martin S when he stopped being one.

When a mod steps down they usually propose their replacement(s) to Andrew who either vetos or doesn't.

(That's how it works on ILE. On ILM it's a lot easier and there are a lot more of them. The small boards only have one or two. The Noize Bored is its own thing.)

xpost what Steve said.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

To further explain the Liz situation and why it was so reprehensible, the tasteless pictures (the ones I zapped anyway) were of dead/decaying bodies.

I do think that registering limits free discourse, but it promotes honest discourse. Yes ideally we would judge words on their own merit alone, but being part of a community and knowing the other posters' history adds even more value to their words--if Kate talks about crystal reports or dronerock I'm going to take her seriously, if poster X has a bad habit of trolling, I'm gong to ignore quite a bit of what that person has to say.

xp surely I'm not the only one with the power to flip the switch?!?

teeny (teeny), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

you do realise that often things that are called temporary are made permanant, right

the point of making the proposal was to make it EXPLICIT that the test would be temporary with a GUARANTEED reversion period afterwards. whereupon the decision to change on a more permanent basis could be debated in the LIGHT of experience, rather than with theoretical objections that could turn out to be fantasy.

lots of mini-points:

registration does NOT stop criticism. if anyone can suggest a requirement for registration more minimal than a valid e-mail address. this is NOT an open society anyway because of the existence of mods.

xpost many times

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

http://biphome.spray.se/lotta.malmborg/images/gandalf%202_jpg.jpg

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

also I expect that once the change is made we'll see a huge spate of trolling from trolls who want to make a point.

teeny (teeny), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

I liked my underwear, I have to say.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

phallic trauma right thurr (xpost x2)

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

actually come to think of it, foucault would have argued that "restrictions" -- ie the concrete details of micro-power structures - are what allow, produce and even CREATE criticism

his target was vacuous anarcho-utopian projects to ABOLISH ALL THE RULES, MAN as he (quite rightly) believed that these were ALWAYS cloaks for passive-aggressive regimes of manipulative bullying by other means, where the formal (and perhaps tiresome and fubsy) constitutional axioms are replaced by unspoken and unexamined systems of domination and threat

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

so THERE!!

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

i concede to the great mr sinkah, and his cockblocking wizard.
(not really, but i have a life changing meeting in an hour and im bitching about this instead of getting dressed)

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

so now we're a cult?

anyway i'm fine with anything except this ile2 idea. seems like a huge waste of time. either make ile reg-only or don't. starting additional boards seems like a waste.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

A couple of practical questions :

Will we log-in with a user name and a REAL e-mail address.

If so, will real e-mail addresses be accessible to all, or just mods.

I have experience of a couple of reg use only sites where folks can get your e-mail address and bombard you with all kinds of shite. I'd like to avoid that.

Apologies if this has been covered above.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

Email addresses are hidden from non-registered users as it is, Dr. C. Log out and see.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

Although they might not be hidden on the statscock.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

I love you, Mark. :-) I just want to cuddle you sometimes.

nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

C, I have received some snarky & threatening messages from people outraged that I didn't like nirvana or rave, sent via ilx's webmail thing.

ile2 seems like a bit of overkill to me as well, I must admit.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

"a huge waste of time"

jorel said the MAGIC WORDS! the jig is up and the gaff is blown: the whole ilx shuts down forever in T-60 seconds

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

haha i forgot, pash and stence are big old SHED SEVEN fans!!

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

what im really pissed off about, is that this is prestented as fait acommpli, and also that mods were not democratically elected.

and in many ways its not a waste of time.

and what is this shed seven bullshit

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

I vote yes. There are too many suppositions about what will happen and no actual data.

The trial period and the post-trial period should be of equal lengths though.

Jaq (Jaq), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

if people don't like the ILE2 idea it will be pretty easy for them to ignore and avoid it. i doubt i will use it myself.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

THE DEAL WITH E-MAILS

registered users have a PUBLIC e-mail address (which appears next to each post) and an OPTIONAL private e-mail address. if you want to make your public address googleproof or nonsense, or funny, whatever, the private address must still be valid. (because changing these posts a new password to the private address if it exists, otherwise the public one)

It says this next to the private address on the users page: "If your other address is not suitable for sending forgotten passwords, enter a working address here. No part of this address will be made public."

there is also a tickbox that allows registered users to WEBMAIL you at the private address. UNTICK this if you don't want to be webmailed.

that the mods were not democratically elected has ALWAYS BEEN TRUE. this is not a democratically based board

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

ay sayers, yay sayers, proposed changes all up for consideration.
and this is a lie--nay sayers were not honestly being considered, they were being patronized

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

now you are accusing me of lying. give it a rest anthony.

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

I suggested elected mods once! The idea met with a resounding silence.

xpost I think you'll find that nay sayers have been painstakingly considered on this thread. Like I said above, there's lots of good arguments against not doing it but they're all speculative - I have yet to see one argument against trying it out, other than "I don't trust the mods to put it back", which is worse than patronising in my book.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

also that mods were not democratically elected

We've been around five years. In all that time, the ILE/ILM mods were NEVER 'democratically elected.'

Anthony, if you're feeling patronized, I might suggest it's because so many of us here are fantastically fed up with your misreading of so much that's going on, and are trying to keep from losing our temper, as Andrew F. suggested.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Why does this place have to be democratic anyway? Who said it was in the first place?

This thread has made me even more right wing than before. Haha.

Raston Warrior Robot (alix), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

ilx is not a waste of time, obviously. well, um, mostly. but starting a temporary board, which not everyone will know about (since it's pretty obvious that there are plenty of people who don't check ilx all the time but are still regulars), which will require additional moderation aside from ile itself, seems to me to be, yes, a waste of time and rather unnecessary. why not do the trial period on ile? this is a minor side point which doesn't matter that much to me, but i'm sort of amazed that no one else has said "hey wait, what do we need another board for?"

if people don't like the ILE2 idea it will be pretty easy for them to ignore and avoid it. i doubt i will use it myself.

exactly. so why even bother with it?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

democratically elected mods seems to me to be a terrible idea.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Thanks for the clarification Alang!

I am happy that this has been presented as a fait accompli as I am very grateful that there are people who are prepared to spend time and energy on making ILX happen for lazy sods like me.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Why does this place have to be democratic anyway? Who said it was in the first place?

Heh. The last time I said something along these lines I made someone cool cyberhate me. I've been considering getting a t-shirt made.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

i was thinking of extending the note at the bottom of threads where it says "this board is locked so you can't post blah" with "why not try a non-reg users like ILE-lite" (or whatever we call it)

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

that makes sense, it's secondary to the main discussion though.

surely if we had democratic style elections, with one citizen, one vote, we would have to define 'citizen'!

teeny (teeny), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

erm several people have already said it stence, do keep up

since the FAKE ANARCHIST UTOPIANS are threatening that the WORLD AS WE KNOW IT WILL END (and they will LEAVE) unless the OLD SYSTEM IS RETAINED IN PERPETUITY, alan suggested a compromise position, ie that during the trial a non-restricted version also continued

(actually he proposed it in advance of their "criticisms" but since ANARCHO-UTOPIANISM disdains actually reading any proposal -- since it constitutes a "restriction on our freedom not to know what we're talking about" -- they complained anyway

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

not fair mark.
i read the proposal, i disagree with it.

its not a case of perserving anarachist utopian, its a case of if it aint broke dont fix it.

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

Anthony, whatever people might think about the trolling, the spambot thing is a problem which could get much, much worse, and which registered users only being able to post will surely fix.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

you do not agree that we should be debating this in the light of a temporary experiment?

many admins (most?) think there is a broken element to ile

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

can you extend that pashmina ?

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

Anthony, if you click on the "admin log" link at the bottom of the ILM and ILE page, you'll see that the great majority of admin actions have been the deletion of spam messages, most of them iirc for some online poker thing, which are being automatically posted to threads here.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

thje great majority of recent admin actions, that is.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

i should not post in the condition i am in. fuck it, do what you want.

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

ay sayers, yay sayers, proposed changes all up for consideration.
and this is a lie--nay sayers were not honestly being considered, they were being patronized

The fact is that when a community becomes established, the minority will get less say in these matters. And I do agree with one troll who said that sometimes (although she/he probably thinks always) the persons not agreeing in a very active way are considered trollerish (or whatever). Look at how people are jumping on Anthony? Sure he's pretty vocal about his dislike, but still...
That's the way it is, Anthony, as soon as some consensus is reached, people won't take the opinion of one person (or a few) into consideration.. Personally I'm against it. Why? Because 1 trolls won't be deterred from posting nastiness on ILE, 2 I'm sure the trolls find it exceedingly laughable that we are discussing this matter when they'll just continue doing what they do. I find it deplorable that there were pics on the Liz thread, but registration won't stop this person in my opinion. I do find it extremely interesting seeing this discussion develop.

nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

I have experience of a couple of reg use only sites where folks can get your e-mail address and bombard you with all kinds of shite. I'd like to avoid that.

set up a crappy gmail account!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

while the mods create ILE2 would you mind also setting up "I pun everything"?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

I think people jumped on Anthony because he came in very hard and then wildly accused the mods of all sorts of things.

I agree that a lot of "trolls" are nothing of the sort.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

anthony to reiterate (AGAIN!) the bit you have
i. STILL not read yet or
ii. read but repeatedly failed to grasp,
is this: ILE as you want it is going to CONTINUE under this proposal not END, viz it will be (alaN suggests) called "ILE2" and WILL CONTINUE not END during the duration of the trial

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

not that it matters a lot but i'm cool with this - didn't register for ages, but it wasn't on principle or anything.

emsk ( emsk), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Personally I'm against it. Why? Because 1 trolls won't be deterred from posting nastiness on ILE, 2 I'm sure the trolls find it exceedingly laughable that we are discussing this matter when they'll just continue doing what they do. I find it deplorable that there were pics on the Liz thread, but registration won't stop this person in my opinion.

One more time for the world: LET'S TRY IT AND FIND OUT. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PERMANENT!

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

I really like the way ILX is not a democracy, not an anarchist community, and not strictly consensus-based either; but also doesn't have the sort of draconian dictator-moderators that can be found on some boards (the sort who would never permit extended, open, criticical discussion of their own work, for instance).

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

i'd also like to add (controversially given what some people may think of the import of my opinion) that i will not be voting for making ILE reg'd. i have never been inconvenienced by trolls, spamming (although i have deleted the odd one), or anon posts. i once thought reg'd users only might quieten things down, but i'm no longer fussed.

i am still interested to see how the experment would pan out though.

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

i have read that part mark, and i think segragating a board is not nessc. a positive thing.

if we do try it it will be permanaent and ile2 will atrophy, i will put any of the v. little money i have on it...

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

First they came for the trolls, but I did nothing for I had not been trolled...

(That's for ignoring, btw)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

One more time for the world: LET'S TRY IT AND FIND OUT. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PERMANENT!

Wow, you know how to make text bold and use all caps. Good for you! Maybe you could also make it move around!

As far as I know I'm still free to voice my opinion, even if it doesn't belong to the majority. Right? Or is that a new rule.

TAKE A FRIGGING CHILL PILL.

:-)

nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

I still really hope it does become permanent :)

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

if we do try it it will be permanaent

If you think it will be permanent because of mod/admin chicanery, then show some evidence; otherwise, it just looks like a petulant temper tantrum.

If you think it will be permanent because it will be voted in at the end of the trial period, then what the fuck's the problem? There's your democratic ILX right there.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Guys, could you at least wait to do this until Jinglesource, not a registered user, finishes his amazing project?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

fwiw i think current opinion polls are still around 58% in favour of keeping it open to the unregistered ultimately, down a fair bit from my 2004 estimate of 68% against 'reg only'.

Source: Spurio Data Garnering Union (SPUDGUN)

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

I'd be willing to deliver Jinglesource Jingles to recipients on behalf of the unregistered craftsman.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

yr right.

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

maybe we should call the new registered only ile ILE2. that might be more pleasing to those who oppose change

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

I don't think this is a particulalrly positive development either, but as Alang sez, a trial is a trial and lest see what changes (there may well be things we don't notice - less new people etc but let us cross that bridge). As said before I have never been trolled (except for Ricardo of course) and I don't googleproof or use a nom de plume.

Let's get it on from the 1st of September!

Pete (Pete), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

Jingleheimer HAS AN EMAIL ADDRESS and can register like everyone else!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

It absolutely will not be permanent, it will revert to the current system afterwards for four weeks. After then, it may move permanently to registration. Inertia suggests it will stay as it is.

xpost - We should call the new board I Love Everything, and rename ILE I Love Organised Fun.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=anonymous+email+accounts
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=anonymous+web+surfing

truly anonymous/doppleganger users can still exist. registration just makes it harder for bots to post here.

i can see where people are coming from re: the folks who refuse to register anywhere... it's too bad there's not another alternative for those types.
m.

msp (mspa), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

i for one welcome all that is progressive, because all change is v. v. good.

i am not accusing any mods of chicanrey, just that i dont think its possible to do a hands up on a forum like this. & how it was presented, imho is still problematic, but im almost convinced (this is bullshit, but you know what i mean)

maybe for the vote we could set up an email and a netural tabulator

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

i love the shackles of civilisation

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.btinternet.com/~glynhughes/squashed/rousseau.jpg

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

http://images.bestwebbuys.com/muze/books/18/0226320618.jpg

My life with Baaderonixx and the Choco-pops babies (Fabfunk), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

mark,
what does that even mean

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

marks idea is the best, ie tick box for optional reg-only threads

which i'm assuming could be made to not appear on the thread list unless you're logged in

i think this is better because someone happening upon the board would not immediately know what they were being kept from seeing, therefore less motivated to fuck with it

you'd see a big huge message board, just minus the 'sensitive' threads

ronny longjohns (ronny longjohns), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

i for one welcome all that is progressive, because all change is v. v. good.

I was looking for the Walking Contradiction single to post here... but it seems there wasn't one.

I welcome our new ILOrder.

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

mark,
what does that even mean

anthony, Friday, 26 August 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

I thought you were getting dressed!


Wait -- is THIS the most important meeting in your life?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

HE'S CALLING YOU OUT DUDE, YOU HAVE TO RUMBLE NOW.

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

i am not accusing any mods of chicanrey, just that i dont think its possible to do a hands up on a forum like this. & how it was presented, imho is still problematic, but im almost convinced (this is bullshit, but you know what i mean)

ironic perhaps that the best way to actually vote is to have everyone registered?

i like how the new ilx will be like turning from a jungle of barbarians to a country of citizens who have to be accountable.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

can we all have ID cards?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

xp

well we all know how that works out

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

anthony it was a joke response to farrell's joke, not aimed at you; i forgot to do the x-post thing that all you kids are so into w.yr texting and your expensive trainers

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

and jumping to conclusions

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

ok i have a manuscript abt adorno to read b4 tomorrow L8ta d00dZ it's been a thing

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

you'd see a big huge message board, just minus the 'sensitive' threads

er eh wot no you just couldn't post on them shurely. wow i'm confused and i have SO MUCH WORK TO DO, aaaarses. i liked kate's idea about being able to ban yourself :)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

If we are having an "ILX Registration Act" does that mean we are going to have sentinels too?

Nightmares Of Futures Past (jel), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

ILE is free and maintained by the time and effort of others, without ads, without your email addy being sold to marketing companies, without spyware or anything that might make your life that little bit worse.

If, in order to maintain ILE as all of the above, the people whose time and effort we're happy to enjoy to our advantage decided to try an administration method that may solve many of the developing problems every online community is prone to, then the readers of ILE should take a long hard look at what they've had up to now for free (I am taking any donations made in the past as voluntary and therefore not capable of denying my main point, I hope people agre) and be prepared to accept that theirs is no god-given right to have their cake, eat it and then shout at others for trying to change the colour of the icing.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

actually i paid £5 for this piece of shit.

which really mean i should dictate everything that goes on here.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

haha sorry didn't read your brackety bits.

you'd see a big huge message board, just minus the 'sensitive' threads

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can we have an "I love sensitive thread" board?!?!?! where everything is logged out??? this will save me loads of time browsing through crap threads when i just want to hear about people's dirty secrets.

i'm not kidding here.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

This is pretty much the last straw as far as the laziness, unhelpfulness, incompetence and snobbery by the ILX admins and mods. I will be implementing my own messageboard and packing up my tea set and moving there. Goodbye.

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

haha i can't believe you stuck around for this long! i've had my own messageboard for over a year now

ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

what, ilcman?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

I mean, if the admins can't be arsed to take 10 minutes to block the poker spam....

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Jon does have a good point re: the poker spam. Is it all one IP?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

The ones I deleted were all from unique IPs.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Um, the mods have been pretty arbitrary with what they choose to respond-to as is; if you're an IRL friend with some beef things tend to be quickly swapped in, but if you're not and ask for a privacy-necessary change (even under the acceptable use / user policy standards) it's pretty impossible to get somebody to respond to you.

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

can one of the admins just make it rejects posts that 1) have a url in them and 2) the word POKER

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

I agree with Anthony, this is a really bad idea.

Wasn't this voted down already, like a year ago?

And NOBODY'S going to use ILE2, there's no point in even making it.

The Yellow Kid, Friday, 26 August 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.incontemptcomics.com/toons2004/021604.gif

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

http://us.history.wisc.edu/hist102/weblect/lec02/race_colored_fountain.jpg

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

This is pretty much the last straw as far as the laziness, unhelpfulness, incompetence and snobbery by the ILX admins and mods. I will be implementing my own messageboard and packing up my tea set and moving there. Goodbye.

The pickle bar's only next door, chum. Oh, and it's registration only so you might not like it very much.

Oh, and ILX Poker Players Unite - sorry dude.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

if you're an IRL friend with some beef things tend to be quickly swapped in, but if you're not and ask for a privacy-necessary change ...

i've made four or five mod requests recently: a couple about spam; one about a knob-end troll i inflamed who went on a rampage and fucked up some other threads with (mildly amusing, i have to admit) abuse about me; a couple about minor thread-titling issues etc. each one has been dealt with astonishingly quickly; if it hasn't been dealt with, someone has explained why. for chrissake, the "service" i get as a "user" from the unpaid mods here is better than i get pretty much anywhere else in my life.

and i don't know and have never met any of the mods or admins. (tom and i do have a mutual IRL friend, but i'm not sure if tom knows that.) he, or any of the others, could be punching me in the balls and i'd be none the wiser.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

I don't know any of the moderators IRL. In fact, as far as I know I've only ever met one person who can really be called an ILX regular. I have found moderators are generally responsive to my requests.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

The sense in which Anthony's right is that with a registered-users only policy we'd be infinitely less likely to get ILX classics like (a) fremme neppa venatta, (b) ride-pimping requests, (c) Dave Matthews fans, and even (d) the googled-in Sri Lankans who sparked a great post-M.I.A. discussion that even wound up getting mentioned in Slate. The barrier isn't just symbolic -- it's a bunch of extra clicking and typing that'll dissuade whatever small percentage of outsiders from tossing in a comment (for us to poop on / mock, mostly).

That said, the ratio of worthwhile non-user posting to worthwhile non-user posting, even being charitable, has gotta be like 20/80 (jeans-girl inclusive), so whatever, I won't complain about this. Though I do think it might backfire into regulars doing their trolling under alternate logins, and mods calling them out on it, and then everyone getting into long ultra-personal grudge matches that spill over everywhere, as currently happens whenever someone gets snotty under their real name.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Jon, are you somehow equating the struggle for civil rights to the struggle by trolls to do their heroic work anonymously?

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Umm, ratio of worthwhile non-user posting to NON-worthwhile etc = 20/80 bite me you know what I mean.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

I've made four requests in the past six months, all relating to a fairly high-profile issue relating to my real life and w. harmful consequences on my social/work-life. All with supplemental, explicatory emails to mods off-board. And one of the mods was nice enough to respond, though with a firm 'no' though two immediately analogous situation were allowed to be rectified within the month.

And let's not lionize the mods: though personally I think they're all kind to volunteer, and though I have no beef with any of them personally, they're hardly the only people who've volunteered to do the job.

If you're complaining about spam, a thread-title, or blatant abuse things are quickly changed. I've no complaint about that. But if you're asking for an actual moderation (and not just traffic cop duty) it's practically impossible to get anything done.

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Guys, I think there was a little bit of a haha in Jon's post w/r/t this board.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

But like really, anonymous trolling tends to be more localized and short-lived than actual poster-to-poster trolling! E.g. I don't know what anonymous-troll did to Marcello's thread yesterday, but if that had been outable as a regular user, we'd be watching the two rage at one another for the rest of eternity.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Remy, why do you think the mods weren't very helpful toward you but were helpful to others in analogous situations? Simply because they don't know you?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Because they couldn't be arsed to figure out what happened in a complicated situation. We need more mods.

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

Also anyone who is a "Friend of Jon" gets shat upon here. This isn't really a secret.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

we'd be watching the two rage at one another for the rest of eternity

i don't know marcello either, but believe me: if i knew who that troll was, i'd be attempting to track them down so i could rip their head off and shit down their neck.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

So is it more that the situation is complicated? I mean, I agree with Dan's "friend of Jon" theory to an extent, but Remy has always been well-liked both on and off the Noise Board, and I find it hard to believe that mods would deliberately use his friendship with Jon against him in this situation.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Well yeah, it's not like being a "Friend of C-Man" or anything!

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

ILE as a registered-users only board

ile in going further up it's own ass shockah!

amon (eman), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

I don't know, jaymc. I never got a clear explanation. I went off the board for 30 days after the fallout from my issue, so I never followed up. But when I came back I checked the mod board and saw nothing had been changed, but two very similar (and actually less serious) situations had been modified.

To be fair, THE thread (but not some fallout stuff, including something related to a criminal matter in which my name is ubiquitous)
was removed but only after four days of back and forth and me arguing for its removal. And it wasn't one mod who responded (I just checked email) but two. One who told me 'no removal' and took a dig at me, and the other who told me 'yes.'

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

BTW - anybody can make fun of my terrible grammar and comma usage: they've both gotten really out of control.

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

dang

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

each one has been dealt with astonishingly quickly; if it hasn't been dealt with, someone has explained why.

nobody ever responded to my repeated requests to get rid of and/or out someone impostering (?) me ON A MOD BORED THREAD. but that wasn't really that big a deal, and otherwise i've found the mods to be awesomely good about stuff. so that was kinda puzzling to me. anyway mods are human just like the rest of us (shocker!) and consistency is probably too much to ask for given how few there are. perhaps there should be more mods. i'd nominate myself but i'm sure it'd be shouted down (tho i'm on ilx a lot, and despite disagreeing with people sometimes i sure as hell have no interest in silencing anybody).

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

I think I've self-censored my posts so that they're acceptable to me and since my display always shows all details I generally know if someone is fraudulently masquerading as someone else. I've made only one request to the mod boards and that was due to an act of incredible, breathtaking stupidity on my part.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

I definitely agree there should be more mods, but it's a moot point unless Andrew decides there should be.

Speaking personally I don't think of myself as one, I'm an old-timer with mod powers and I admit I just stick to the traffic cop stuff.

(We also need more people who know their way around the code.)

Tom (Groke), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

I'd be willing to be a mod if more mods are needed. I don't have a Vespa, but I work at home and sit at this fucking computer all day every day, and I'm bland enough that I've never shown up on the Noise Dude Enemy List.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Well yeah, it's not like being a "Friend of C-Man" or anything!

Friend of c-man? Dan now you talking crazy.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

also remy as i recall if that's the thread i was thinking of that caused you that horrible mess, i looked back at the mod thread for it and ppl. seemed helpful if helpless under impact of the thread-crashing-computerness of it all.

also the general guideline is you can get deleted attacks on you but not necc. what you say about other ppl.

generally if the situation is a mess the mods probably should act fast (deletion being "non-perm" would help here -- i.e. the decision could later be overturned, at least for a period) but there's also a wariness about ppl. asking mods to delete lots of stuff they posted -- the whole slippery slope thing, etc.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Grimly, I guess my question is: will logged-only ILX make people not do stupid stuff, or will it lead them to do stupid stuff more in the open, leading to massive stink? I mean, my guess -- after trolling on Liz and Marcello/Laura threads -- is that nobody would be quite so horrible if he or she was at all identifiable. But who knows.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

generally if the situation is a mess the mods probably should act fast (deletion being "non-perm" would help here -- i.e. the decision could later be overturned, at least for a period)

shit can be locked.

anyway i'm glad we're having this debate out in the open. that's a good thing.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, s.clover -- everybody was helpful on THAT thread. But there was another one I'd written that, because it fell under scrutiny and people were able to connect it to my real-world person (which they hadn't been able to do previously) needed deletion. And I stress that this was a significant and longstanding criminal issue. And I couldn't get it taken down.

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

I think an ability to make deletion just a flag, which I know Alan has wanted to do for a while, is a GOOD IDEA.

Also, let us recall that NOTHING HAPPENED TO JESS HARVELL WHEN HE EDITED MY POSTS TO "HUMOROUS" EFFECT.

Also, are we naive enough to think that anyone who cares to spend their free time trolling ilx couldn't be arsed to sign up for a hotmail account and register?

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

A troll couldn't even reach that water fountain.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Why not extending mod privs to known stable long time ilxors? Say maybe 20 more? Not that they should feel obligated to police ILE, but it is nice for people to be able to stomp on stuff they see. Like the fucking poker spam.

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

THIS BIRD IS ROGHU

hi dere, Friday, 26 August 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

why not banned JONOTHONG WILLAM

modulatorrrrrrrrrrrrr, Friday, 26 August 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

for fucks sake jon. mutual asshattery is funny.

also let us recall that NOTHING HAPPENED TO JW WHEN HE PULLED STUPID HTML TRICKS TO BREAK ILX REPEATEDLY.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

"break" my ass. jon's thread didn't break ilx. they were a huge pain in the ass for those with slower connections and processing speed, but nothing more. i'd think a mr. programmin' pro like yourself, sterl, would know that.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

stencil i'm not just talking posting stupid html and img shit. i'm talking deliberately exploiting some basic know-how to pull javascript tricks and fuck with the database etc. in various ways. like remember his "gag" when the bookmarks feature was introduced?

i mean he pointed out, as ppl. noted, actual code flaws along the way. but rather than tell the mods then go public gradually and only if they ignored the problem, he decided to go nuts with his 'sploit for as long as he could.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

was everybody really so devastated by "trolling" on marcello and liz threads?? the moderation was swift enough both counts that i never even saw it but the way it gets thrown around EVERY SINGLE DAY now makes it seem like it our reichstag or pearl harbor or some shit. personally i havent had a login in almost 3 years and when it goes registration only im gonna take it as opportunity to finally quit for good so im in favor of registration cuz of that, itll be terrible for the site but itll be good for me to finally stop wasting time here. the moderation itself has already passed from sensible requests ('i accidentally posted my phone # plz delete it') to unfunny fuckwits deleting shit just cuz they dont get it- this isnt the best example cuz it was kinda lame but i posted a marissa/garu g style joke a couple weeks back (haha full disclosure i did most of the garu g posts over the past month including the ones repasted on the noize board OH NOES!) and it was immediately deleted by stevem w/ the comment 'gross troll, garu g-esque but not funny'. is this really what moderation is for?? can i request deletion for any posts that dont personally entertain me?? cuz that would be like 95% of the site right there

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Also, I think we should use really strong public-key cryptography and untraceably obscure, randomly generated pseudonyms to post on ILCIPHER, eventually creating a virtual bank with exchange rates based on the daily average of 20 major world currencies that haven't experienced more than a .75% change during the previous 48 hours. We'd be a clearinghouse for those who wish to evade local tax laws. With the capital we'll quickly accumulate through the 1% tariff we impose on money-launders we can create a soverign electronic micronation from which to stage a bloodless rebellion against Georgia.

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

same w/ ppl like calum too who i thought was hilarious but was the subject of alot of bullshit handwringing from ppl who i dont think are funny at all and would be perfectly happy to see banned from ilx but it will never happen cuz theyre polite asslickers or "cute" girls or friends w/ british ppl- i wasnt around for the year when jon started posting but i think it applies there too

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Um, Calum actually fucked-over people offboard.

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

can i request deletion for any posts that dont personally entertain me?? cuz that would be like 95% of the site right there

I agree with this so much it kind of scares me.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

yes, ilx should be predicated on what ethan thinks is "funny." that'd be a hoot. or maybe the whot.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

I don't get how just cause some dude made a nasty remark on Marcello (one of the original ILE regular-trolls might I add, he trolls regularly on Dissensus now!) that got deleted within minutes has suddenly re-triggered this argument (yes yes, I know the spam shit is a big problem, but let's face it, this isn't really about that is it?)especially how regulars regularly get away with nasty shit all the time ie. noise board "ironic" anti-semitism, homophobia etc, certain dudes bullying each other etcetc. This shit has been going on for long enough without ILE being registered users only, and if it's gonna happen now, it shouldn't happen without all the other bullshit that goes on getting called out also! But whatevs, use your little scapegoat trolls and keep skirting around the serious issues dudes!

Sylvester Stallone, Friday, 26 August 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

dont be a dick hstencil i think we basically agree here

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

i mean he pointed out, as ppl. noted, actual code flaws along the way. but rather than tell the mods then go public gradually and only if they ignored the problem, he decided to go nuts with his 'sploit for as long as he could.

YES BECAUSE WE KNOW THE CODERS FIX EVERY PROBLEM POINTED OUT TO THEM. WITNESS -- POXY FULES, BROKEN TRACKBACKS, THREAD LOCKING CRASHING ILX!


noise board "ironic" anti-semitism,

WHAT? We are only homophobic thank you very much anonymous dickhead who can't be arsed to put a name to your accusations. Serious issues my ass.

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

we basically agree, dude. i was just being a dick. sometimes all of this shit does get blown outta proportion but at the same time i don't wanna be insensitive. the liz thing was the only thing in recent memory that actually was really fucking offensive.

specially how regulars regularly get away with nasty shit all the time ie. noise board "ironic" anti-semitism, homophobia etc, certain dudes bullying each other etcetc.

yes, clearly none of these things existed, esp. not on ilx, before the noize bored. right.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

i think the noize board is alot less offensive than regular ile, but i only read like 10% of it so maybe the jokes that ile nerds are too dumb to get are on those other threads

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

fyi, there's probably a higher percentage of jewish posters on the noize bored than anywhere else on ilx.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

it's cute when jw tries to be the voice of reason

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

i know the liz thing was offensive and even the marcello shit is too but why do we assume that ppl who did that shit are these faceless trolls dropped out of the internet to mock these ppl? wouldnt they have to be familiar enough w/ both of these events to "troll" them??

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

And???? There's probably a higher percentage of girls on ILE but you still get dudes making sleazy cyber advances the second a girl posts a picture of herself! But fair enough, I wasn't meant to single the Noise Board out, they were just examples, don't get defensive dude.

Slyvester Stallone, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Hey anonymous fucktard, care to put a name to your words?

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

And I don't get why Noise Dude gatekeepers still can't understand that using the word "faggot" is still offensive to some people!

Slyvester Stallone, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Guys, guys!
Really, don't you think this is all kind of out of control?
Any random person could be the troll.
Hateful current posters or maybe someone from our past.
And everyone has their pet theories.
My guess is we'll never know.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

There's probably a higher percentage of girls on ILE but you still get dudes making sleazy cyber advances the second a girl posts a picture of herself!

i don't see all that much sleazy stuff, honestly. please point out some examples. and certainly it would probably help speaking out about that stuff AS IT HAPPENS as opposed to bitching anonymously about it on a later thread like a passive-aggressive wuss.

But fair enough, I wasn't meant to single the Noise Board out, they were just examples, don't get defensive dude.

thing is, we're ALWAYS the examples and while i don't think any of us (hahaha "us" like i speak for noize dudes or something) are angels, like, ilxors without sin should cast the first motherfucking stone.

And I don't get why Noise Dude gatekeepers still can't understand that using the word "faggot" is still offensive to some people!

"we" do understand it's offensive! we just don't give a fuck! neither do the actual homosexuals who post to the noize bored, as far as i know!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Hahah hi dere "I'm Hi, Jared Fogle", my name's Slyvester Stallone! Don't see what anonymity has got to do with any of my points dude.

Slyvester Stallone, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Don't see what anonymity has got to do with any of my points dude.

has everything to do with you being passive-aggressive and thus, not worthy of taking seriously at all. get one backbone.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

I apologise for singling the Noise Board out. Some of my best friends are gay as well, but I don't think I'd call them a faggot. Different strokes I guess.

Slyvester Stallone, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Should I be a man, Hstencil?

Slyvester Stallone, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

You should be an Italian stallion.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Some of my best friends are gay as well, but I don't think I'd call them a faggot.

i don't usually even call my gay friends who call themselves faggots faggots, but hey, whatever.

passive-aggressiveness has no gender specificity, that i'm aware. try another way of skewing what i'm saying, please. actually, on second hand, don't.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

HSTENCIL WHY DO YOU MAKE THE BABY JESUS CRY WITH YOUR BARREL OF HATE

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

I think the noise board has more gayz and jewz that ILX as a whole.
I think more wimminfolk that ILM.

PROPORTIONALLY.

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

"Some of my best friends..."

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

What, honestly, is the deal with the fear and dislike of the Noise Board? I'm curious, really. It's not always my thing but it isn't any more offensive than ILE in my opinion and the fact that some people take offense at some of their little memes is a great reason for them to have their own Fun Board and Pickle Bar to play in. The thought that somebody somewhere may be having fun of which you don't approve is intolerable? Give the Noisers a friggin' break.

"we" do understand it's offensive! we just don't give a fuck! neither do the actual homosexuals who post to the noize bored, as far as i know!

If you read the board attentively an not just with a prejudicial desire to catch them out, you'll see this is true.


Xx4.9 post

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

at least when i hate i don't have to hide to do it.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

I sometimes think that we should rename this board I Love Having A Hard-on For Posters I Would Be Better Off Ignoring.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

We also like JILL SOBULE and not noise

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

at least when i hate i don't have to hide to do it.

THEN WHAT IS THE BARREL FOR, MR MAN?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but the wymmynz of the noize cult CODDLE

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

^^ cosign 100%

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

haha oops i meant to dans I Love Having A Hard-on For Posters I Would Be Better Off Ignoring.

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

Fair enough, but where was I being passive-aggressive? You were the one getting defensive dude. I've been reading this board for like 3 years now, and I was just saying that an awful lot worse has happened and gone unmoderated than the Marcello incident. Including various shit done by Noise dudes and including various shit done by ILE dudes. I don't see how you not knowing who I am has anything to do with this.

xxxxpost i rest my case bye.

Slyvester Stallone, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

Dan, OTM about the ignoring thing. Why do some people insist on going to the beach for their vagina sand?

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

m. white OTM!!!

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

Noise Board has some of the best subject lines anywhere. "Your robust sounds of August" is brilliant, to name one example.

Um, Calum actually fucked-over people offboard.

Indeed he did. It's a key reason patience finally ran out with him.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

I don't see how you not knowing who I am has anything to do with this.

my point the entire time has been that us not knowing who you are IS your passive-agressiveness. get one reading comprehension.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

TS: CODDLE VS. CUDDLE

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

(I am obviously the only person amused by the BARREL OF HATE thing.)

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

i would gladly cuddle with women on the noize board. (oh noes i am a leering lech.)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

SHOCKER

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

i love it when lurkers and anonatrolls whine about ilxors ruining ilx for them

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

haha I love how "Slyvester Stallone" apparently has this big history with the ILX but can't be arsed to use a screenname we can attach to even an ONLINE PERSONA, while, at the same time, Trife hasn't had a login in like YEARS, posts as "3", and we all still know exactly who he is.

xcellent xpost w/ blountz

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

It does kind of smack of "DANCE FOR ME, APEBOY! NO, NOT LIKE THAT!"

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

If you're complaining about spam, a thread-title, or blatant abuse things are quickly changed. I've no complaint about that. But if you're asking for an actual moderation (and not just traffic cop duty) it's practically impossible to get anything done.

Complicated things in being complicated shocker.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Dan, I was amused by your BARREL OF HATE comment (replete w/de rigueur NOIZE BOARD caps) but I shied from saying anything.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

(haha plum drank, i started garu g! it was based on this guy niche ian knows, but then someone started posting on behalf of him and completely ruined the joke. my finest hour.)

beatles fan, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

sly stallone was me as well. i don't really hate the noise board tho, it was just research. i'm writing a book on the internet. sorry!

beatles fan, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

umm ok?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

sorry, it was a pisstake (i'm british).

beatles fan, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

I do think that registering limits free discourse, but it promotes honest discourse.

See, I agree with this and think it's one of the main reasons why I'm fine with ILE being registered only. But of course, there are plenty of people on ILX who prefer the dishonest discourse to the honest discourse.

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

What would Charles Bernstein do? (Sorry.)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Sterl and I decided that the noise board what what ILE used to be like before it got preachy and huggy (therefore making noise fun and awesome).

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Well one of the first ILE subject lines was "I love having my dog lick peanut butter from my balls," so you might be onto something.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

I wish the revelation of Garu G's identity was more exciting, but I don't really know who "beatles fan" is, other than recognizing the name.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

i'm sorry. i'm not very exciting to be honest. but i doubt i'll be registering, so i just wanted to have the last word.

beatles fan, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Ta (i'm American).

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

(slightly altered version of Dan's post upthread)

http://www.myartisttree.com/mk/images/murals/universal_studios_murals/UIOA_Dr-Seuss%20sneeches%20mural%202_by_Michael_Kingery.jpg

Guys, guys!
Really, don't you think this is all kind of out of control?
Any random person could be the troll!
Hateful current posters or maybe someone from our past!
And everyone has their pet theories, my guess is they'll never last!

amon (eman), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

also is there a reason mods are now blasting anyone that mentions potential solutions to the spam problem instead of actually doing anything about it? are one or more of the mods possibly actually behind the spam? and by 'one or more of the mods' i mean 'alan'

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, right. Why the fuck would Alan do something like that?

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Who *has* proposed alternative solutions to the spam problem? And what are they?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco is otm. I think that the benefits to the community as readers-of-ILE of leaving things open may well outweigh the costs. By restricting things, how will we read the great contributions of Random Googler, Logged Out, Mr. Jinglesmith, and their kin? Sure, we get trolls, but I think they're worth it. And there are benefits to us as posters-to-ILE. While I have serious trouble comprehending the difficulty of logging in for regular posting (does someone want to explain this to me? are there technical difficulties?), there are obviously advantages to regulars' being able to log out on rare occasions. That said, my preference is not strong, so I might not vote on this.

As for the point of the ILE2 board, I think there is at least one - it avoids those who don't want to log in going and posting ILE stuff on ILM, or the noise board, or what have you.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Well, at least we can rest assured that the 500+ posts on this topic will certainly discourage random anonymous trolls...right?

Obviously they aren't going to get a rise out of us with their actions, no sir. And they certainly won't be inspired to go through extra registration steps, just to be ignored so completely.

As far as I'm concerned, the only acceptable argument for registered only would be if the spam thing is completely out of control. Otherwise, no thanks.

John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

All this "oh no, no more jingles!" is a total red herring. Mr. Jinglesmith is clearly an ILX regular, and if this were a registered-only board, then he would've registered.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

This is EXACTLY the same bullshit argument we had one year ago now. Well done everybody.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

I don't, but I'm guessing.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

nabs the registration doesn't apply to ILM

ethan we were offended by the badness of yr garu g imitation: get one better mimicry plz (this wz moderation as Darwinian Selector Mechanism, comedy dept) (this dept has been a bit sluggish coming on-line, we are trying to teach stevem not to hate fun)

jon is v.dry and funny on this thread, blount also

i have turned into the pinefox apparently

mark s (mark s), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

I think the reason nobody has responded to Jon's alternate spam eradication suggestion on the mod request board is because that's something that would require extra code. Not much, true, but it's not something I or the ILE mods have the power to do. I think it's a good idea (although it would require maintenance of a spamword blacklist because it's not just poker spam we've been getting) but Alan or Noodles would have to do the work. We have the ability right now to switch ILE to registered-users only, the work's been done already.

teeny (teeny), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE I SAY pt 4,375 - I AM MATT DC, HERE ME ROAR!

Or, a brief 10pt synopsis of my opinions on the subject

1. Anyone posting pictures of decomposing bodies on the memorial thread of a much-loved poster where their nearest and dearest could see it is an utter cunt and has no rights whatsoever on this board. Ditto offensive posts on the anniversary of someone's wife's death. I'm sure you all agree with this, and if you don't I'm not sure I respect your opinion.

2. Actually controlling these people is very difficult indeed unless we have some way of getting a handle on them - ie through compulsory registration and IP lookup, which at least makes them bannable or warnable.

3. "Freedom of speech" is not an issue. If you stand in a library and repeatedly shout "my arse is smelly!" you will be kicked out. If you walk straight into someone else's memorial service and shout "he was a wanker and he deserved it!" and then refuse to leave, you could well be arrested. What, exactly, is the difference between ILE and the real world here?

4. The majority of people who are arguing against a temporary experiment in compulsory registration are not, generally speaking, the ones who spend a huge amount of time here, bar the occasional very involved discussion.

5. The Noize Board is irrelevant to this discussion. Stop talking about it.

6. So are Spambots. Really, if you're that concerned about them, the only way forward is to make EVERYTHING registered only.

7. Projecting sinister agendas onto board admins who are doing their best to try and make this a more pleasant place frankly is out of order.

8. Possibly the most controversial - ILE and ILM are *supposed* to be better than the rest of the Internet. This does not mean the implementation of a Stalinist regime but it does mean that things like anonymous personal attacks and random spamming aren't welcome. This goes right back to the very foundation of the boards and no one should be in the slightest bit surprised when the very people who founded this place take a stand over things they (justifiable IMO) find objectionable.

9. If anyone uses the 'black people not allowed into racist pubs' analogy to counter this they will be kicked repeatedly in the nuts for incompetant and offensive reasoning.

10. No one has given ANY REASON WHATSOEVER why this should not be tried on a TEMPORARY and DEMOCRATIC basis (see also 7).

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

I think that's the most OTM post I've ever read on ILX.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

how does banning dissent but allowing eight million threads about cuddling make ilx better than the rest of the internet?

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

how does banning dissent to allow eight million threads about cuddling make ilx better than the rest of the internet?

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

haha oops ban me now

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

If I had my way I'd also ban eight million posts about cuddling as well, but I'm not that much of a Nazi.

Personally, I'd moderate them all myself and make them about group sex or fisting, but you can't have everything.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

i see the issue as one of costs vs. benefits, rather than rights vs. punishment. i defer to the strong preferences of those on the benefits/punishment side, but it's not clear to me that they have fully considered the costs, even if they are temporary.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

3. "Freedom of speech" is not an issue. If you stand in a library and repeatedly shout "my arse is smelly!" you will be kicked out. If you walk straight into someone else's memorial service and shout "he was a wanker and he deserved it!" and then refuse to leave, you could well be arrested. What, exactly, is the difference between ILE and the real world here?

this is retarded, ilx is not an actual physical library or memorial service. you can ignore "trolls" just like anyone ignores anything they dont like or arent interested in

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

No, you can't, not when they are as offensive as some of the trolling has been.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

what FP sez

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

You can't ignore them if you were ACTUALLY PERSONALLY INVOLVED with the person whose memorial thread it is. Which leads me to...

11. There is NO POINT WHATSOEVER pretending that ILE is just a message board. It's a real community centred around people who have a genuine web of complex personal relationships with one another and have been through a fuck of a lot with each other. It's not 'only' a message board even for the most casual of observers and if you think otherwise, see the last bit of No. 2.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

for real i always liked ilx better than other message boards (which i couldnt use on my old ass computer anyway with all the style sheets and avatars and shit) cuz it seemed like you could get any type of posts on it and most of the ppl had interesting ideas but that freedom also meant 'i hate my job'/flirty posts could eventually take over while all the politics threads turned into debates over bullshit semantics of talking points (or 5 post threads on horace mann's news of the weird) andand acknowledgment that literature actually exists moved to ilb but this registration bullshit still seems like the last straw, designed to exile anybody who doesnt wanna live on cuddlestein mountain

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Ethan, are you saying that the trolling on the Liz thread could just be ignored? How very charming.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

No really. It's very charming of you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

anyway this still seems like sheltered bullshit, ive had friends, relatives, parents of mine die and ive had to deal with every aspect but 1) i didnt post about it on public messageboards and 2) if some dude in real life or on the internet started tryna fuck with me over it id either beat em the fuck down or just ignore it, not shut myself and my family of privleged freaks into a bubble where nothing can ever offend us

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Ethan you are of course aware we're only talking about extreme circumstances here? Of which there have been a few in the last few months? I'm not sure even C4lum is even relevant here.

(Also see my point upthread about people who hardly ever post here talking about this place in abstractions)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

it's indubitably true that some trolling just can't be ignored, but the response strikes me a bit as the ilx patriot act, with sunset provision and everything. not that everything in the patriot act is bad, of course.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

What part of "this is a temporary experiment just to see what happens" don't you people understand?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

look ned i didnt know her and i cant speak on it personally but ppl who i consider good friends pf mine )i.e. mark s) considered her a good friend, and i didnt even see the original posts but thanks to ile's pornographic obsession with retelling the troll's story over & over & over & over i know that somebody posted pics of a decomposing body on the thread, which is nasty and offensive but really does not justify all this bullshit, if you want someone to stop trying to offend you then you need to stop being publically and flamboyently offended not ratchet your offense level up to nuclear levels and lock down the entire internet

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

maybe it can't all be ignored, but it can be prevented from bothering you.

i don't think i ever have before, but i totally agree with mr. trife.

oops (Oops), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

What part of "this is a temporary experiment just to see what happens" don't you people understand?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

and really this is not the thread to go into this at all but when people die their flesh does decompose, im sure whoever posted that was doing it to shock & offend instead of make ppl ponder this undeniable reality of life/death or whatever but it strikes me as over-euphemizing to pretend thats not what happens to everyone someday

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

What Matt is suggesting is no more than an obscenity law. The objections will all be about what constitutes obscenity. I have no quarrel w/Londoners, or anyone really, who thinks that posting grisly pics on a memorial thread is beyond the pale, and I think that saying that the tenor of the board will change if we police it is irelevant. The board will change and evolve over time anyhow, as Heraclitus pointed out so long ago. The point is how the board's tone changes and whether the the new policy will limit what many of us view as welcome doses of anarchic, surrealitic, and just silly posts in tedious, self-important, and self-righteous threads.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

the part when and how it's decided to end the "temporary experiment", i guess.

oops (Oops), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

the patriot act analogy really is true- if you consider trolls to be like terrorism you need to address the things that cause ppl to troll which is PEOPLE PAYING HUGE 600-POST THREADS OF ATTENTION TO THEM, its like blowing up the middle east to end middle eastern anti-americanism

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

"thanks to ile's pornographic obsession with retelling the troll's story over & over & over & over i know that somebody posted pics of a decomposing body on the thread"
This thread is the first time I have heard that these kinds of pics are posted. I am on the moderators discussion groups and am reasonably regular at FAPs, and was at the funeral and wake and so on - so it doesn't seem to have been obsessively retold.

I find it easier to debate with the people who talk about what is actually happening rather than leap into extreme hyperbole, as Ethan and Anthony for example are both doing.

This won't be settled by debate anyway. No amount of argument will lead to everyone being on the same side. My impression is that there is a substantial majority in favour of the proposed experiment on the proposed terms. Who is to make the decision that we have reached a point where it will or won't happen?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

all the pro-lockdown arguments invoke these masses of intelligent ile regulars who stopped posting cuz of the trolling or jon williams or whatever but nobody ever blames the complete dumbing down of ilx, which this registration act basically makes into law- do you think josh quit ile for ilb cuz somebody offended marcello??

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

But Ethan is very right about the huge discussions about trolls; but exactly how do things get changed so that people stop rising to the bait of troll behaviour? Many things have been tried, and have failed.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

whatever has registration to do with intelligence levels?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

yeah its good to know that me and anthony and plenty of other ppl who've been here from day one are considered expendable in favor of a *~*cuddlez*~* private mailing list

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

Dear god, ethan really was a twat all along, wasn't he?

Voice Of Reason, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

martin 'intelligence' is just thrown around alot by ppl in favor of new bullshit measures on ilx and to speak for ppl who arent actually around now, i.e. 'oh i wish xxxx was still here but calum/noize/etc forced him to leave!!' and in my experience this is not true at all for anybody i spoke with about this

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

What is this obsession with 'cuddlez', and what does it have to do with the matter at hand?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

He's right though. I approve wholeheartedly of banning all stupid people.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

he's just starting to make sense actually

oops (Oops), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

what private mailing list??

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

i have discovered that i can indeed now lock down the internet BTW

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

No, but I haven't seen anyone on this thread say that people of exceptional intelligence such as Josh were forced away by such things. I'm trying to remember the details behind John Darnielle's decision to leave, which I think was somewhat connected with a soured atmosphere, but I might be misremembering. You seem to be setting up straw man arguments all over the place here that have got nothing to do with the actual debate.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

ethan appears to equate being smart with being hard. why?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

ehh im just using cuddlez as shorthand for something on ilx i dont like but goes unquestioned cuz its cute and fun, im not in favor of banning cuddle posters any more than i am for locking down the board to stop calum or dudes who fuck w/ marcello but if i can ignore a large part of ilx i dont care about why cant everybody else just chill too then???

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

I think its fairly obvious that Ethan isn't engaging with the VERY SPECIFIC thing we're reacting to here and is just letting long-standing ILX bugbears fly, frankly.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

haha wtf darnielle said he quit ilx??? somebody shd tell him banana nutrement jacked his style then

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

i mean, they're not entirely distinct, but thinking they're the same thing is just as dumb as being all about cuddlez

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

martin i dunno if anybody made the 'intelligent posters' argument in this thread but its all over ile, even ppl like ned have thrown it out in favor of banning calum or whatever

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

the whole debate is virtually nothing more than a straw man argument so why stop now

oops (Oops), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

dude i dont equate being smart w/ being hard, i just dont equate being smart with deleting everything that you disagree with

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

i.e. forced registration cuz somebody annoyed marcello, deletions of posts for being 'not funny'

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

anyway its true none of this has a huge amount to do w/ the bullshit at hand and like i said i am technically in favor of it cuz i need a reason to quit for good but it would kill me not to get in a couple last shots before im locked out from posting anymore

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Go back to my post half-agreeing with you on trolls - it's a reasonable question, why can't this be ignored and dismissed, but we know it actually can't and won't be, whatever the reason.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

The irony is that I could have made this entire board registered-users only six months ago and the likelihood is that people would have gone weeks without even noticing without all this nonsense.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

I haven't read this thread, but I agree with whatever Gareth eventually agrees to. He is my proxy.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

yeah like i said the cuddlez stuff is just an example of shit that offends the OTHER HALF of ile but is ignored or mocked on the noizeboard instead of calls for deletion and forced registration

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

matt plenty of regulars arent registered and dont plan to just for this shit

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

I don't know that I disagree about quality posters being driven away, but it's kind of theory without facts to back it up, because what I imagine is if, when I'd first arrived at ILX, I'd first seen a bunch of trollish misogyny and stupidity and racism and all that, I wouldn't have stayed five minutes, so I kind of assume that all that shit might make other people feel the same way.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

Matt, I had the option to do this just before I quit being a mod (and made you one). The feeling was against it then.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

as opposed to the un-trollish misogyny and stupidity and racism yall plan to have on the forced registration board

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009WPKY0.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

honest question: you really think there's a bunch of it?

oops (Oops), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

Actually Ethan I think you're one of very few regulars not to be registered, but still....

GENUINE ACTUAL OBJECTION - the registration process is a bit shit and slow and last time I tried to register under an assumed name it took days for my details to arrive in my email. I'm not sure this is a regular thing but until the problems are ironed out it might genuinely deter new posters.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

I think most of us hope that we can reduce these things by this - and the reason for making it a temporary experiment is so that we can switch back if this proves to be wrong.

And saying that the moderators are planning for racism, etc., is crossing a very obvious line of stupidity.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

I posted a reply on the other thread but this early reply here is more succinct:

NO FUCKING WAY, FUCK THIS.

the trolls arent bad, and isolating ourselves as a cute little elite will atrophy the boards--i hate this idea, loathe it.

the best of ilx is free and open discourse, debating and fighting in the open.

snobbish wankery, this plan...against the whole philospohy of the place. (ie the geezers manifesto)

im gone if this happens.

-- anthony easton

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

Oops, I think it goes in waves and phases, and no, at the moment I don't think there's much on New Answers, nor in what I've been reading. Well, a fair amount of stupidity, but we can't do much about that.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

yes martin because i literally meant the moderators are planning racism and stupidity

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

it did look that way i must say

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

and my point was that forcing registration just makes racism, misogyny etc more genteel, ban lenny bruce- heres trent lott!

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

who decides whats trolling?? is geir a troll, as dozens of ppl have said before? am i a troll for calling someone racist? if kenan posts something misogynist will it be deleted? if ned tells dan he wants to find out if his wife likes 'eating crackers in bed' will it be deleted?

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Oh and this 'switch back if it isn't right' thing is loaded with historical resonance that I don't even want to touch on.
xp

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

is huck finn racist?? is ludacris misogynist??

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

I don't like the HUGGLEZ! threads either, but I don't see how registration is going to prevent me (or anyone else) from wishing certain posters would get hit by a truck and saying so.

Registration would "kill" ILx assholedom sorta the same way triclosan kills germs: it'll scare off the really casual trolls (and the spambots) but the really determinedly offensive motherfuckers will still keep on keeping on.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

It's a guaranteed switch back, Gerry!

I don't know who decides what is trolling - the mods, as ever, I suppose. This doesn't change that, or the decision to delete a post by Ned/Dan/you/someone we don't yet know.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

xpost but onimo is 100% right, as anthony already noted- all this does is purge ilx of regulars who wont be coming back two months later to check and see if the "vote" went thru

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

I'm planning more than racism and stupidity myself. Purely through analysing your login data, I can tell that Momus will be stepping into the shower in about ten minutes time. Just in time for Rumsfeld's tanks to go rolling in.

(xpost - you people are insane. Seriously)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

just wondering, cause I haven't noticed an unordinary amount lately and was sorta baffled as to what prompted this whole debate. I suppose I'm pretty good at filtering stuff out or just giving it the attention it deserves ie none, but for those who read every word of a thread and place a greater importance on having things neat and tidy I could see how it could be a nuisance.

oops (Oops), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

michael i wasnt saying you wont be able to hate on hugglez threads in NEW FASCIST ILE i was just using that as a model for how to constructively deal with posts you dont like, i.e. noize board threads where they clown on creepy flirting and imaginary tea parties

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

momus is a good example too- is he trolling? if someone posted the same things as him but we didnt know their name would it be deleted??

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I think we will lose people - but if we believe that not making efforts to stop the worst abuse, for instance, might lose us people anyway, that isn't a one-way calculation. Also, much as I'm sure I'm not alone in valuing you and Anthony, for example, hugely, that does NOT mean that all the people I value get to say 'if you do X I'm off' with any effect. You can tell I'm happy to try to engage you on your points (and there is a lot in some of them), but not much on that one.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

nate patrin tried to get me banned repeatedly cuz i didnt like el-p (we are cool now tho- hey another long-term dude who quit ilx and not cuz of 'trolls'!!) in bold new ile would his requests be honored??

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

haha, I have missed noticing imaginary tea parties!

The Momus point is a good one - but how does registering change that? We still have the ability to delete Momus posts now, but haven't, and I'm not aware of posts of similar nature from SomeoneElse having been treated differently.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

yeah but i guess its worth telling me & anthony to fuck off so you can protect any future ilxers who might be offended by a stray gif or LOL post

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

No one is suggesting we ban Momus or Geir or yourself or anyone else who isn't posting decomposing corpses on the memorial thread of another poster. I don't think you actually believe they're doing so either.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

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I appreciate that Martin, and I'm not 100% against the whole thing (I've a wee drink in me and I tend to speak in absolutes at such times), but I can't help feeling we're in danger of missing out on the value of Logged Out and all that it means, for the sake of putting a couple of speed bumps in front of a troll or two.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

i posted a specific example upthread of one of my posts being deleted by stevem cuz it was 'not funny'

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

I am very much wanting you not to fuck off, Ethan. Why do you imagine there will be so much banning happening?

Gerry, anonymous threads will be facilitated, and your paranoia that people will assume that the mods haven't been using their abilities to track the originator now, but will in the future, is not a universal truth.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

You know, Ethan, hyperbolic persecution complexes aren't helping your case.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

Ethan, I haven't seen the post or spoken about Stevem about it, so it can't strike me as a meaningful example - but that in any case happened in the past, without registration.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

Considering we've had the potential to ban posters for YEARS and there are only about three usernames actually banned and one of them is Dave Stelfox who actually asked for it himself, don't you think you're all getting a bit overexcitable here. This is for very specific extreme circumstances and I think its been made perfectly clear what those are.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

What Martin said. As far as I can see, registration isn't being instituted to make trolls more conveniently bannable. (Spambots, yes.)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

spoken to Stevem, rather

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

"No one is suggesting we ban Momus or Geir or yourself"

can we still ban kenan though? i still haven't forgiven him for being a mad t.v. hating motherfucker. if that's alright with everyone. can we ban el-p if he shows up too, please. he hates me.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

haha i still love mad tv, im gonna get beat down one of these days for insisting its funnier than chapelles show

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

Michael, I am not at all opposed to measures that make deterring trolls more effective, and makes banning a stronger measure. I just wouldn't support using them very often, and Ethan's hysterical "THEY WILL BAN US ALL FOR NOT LIKING MOMUS"-style fears are, I think, groundless.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

No one is suggesting we ban Momus or Geir or yourself or anyone else who isn't posting decomposing corpses on the memorial thread of another poster

but is that or similar the only concern? is it irreversibly in the past? how likely is it to recur?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

okay,
1. It's my bedtime
2. I apologise for saying 'we' repeatedly. I have been in on some discussions, but I'm not a mod of any board, and have no say in any of this.
3. Goodnight all. I expect another 4584326582 answers by morning, please.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

why would anyone want to delete momus posts? he is like the pecan on ilx's sandy. or something. or maybe i just don't read his really really long posts about the spanish civil war and stuff.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

the one objection i've seen to the experiment that makes some sort of sense is the idea that it is not an experiment at all, but it will just change permanently and points 3,4 and 5 of my proposal will be binned.

now i can see that making my proposal could be a CLEVER DOUBLE BLUFF. i could JUST DO IT (which i or other mods could) at any moment and the non-regs wouldn't even get a say, but how much more fun would it be to have a 600+ thread debating it first. the fools would walk into my clever trap.

now there are MODS - that is a given, and though some people wanted to make this thread question the entire mod system, i'm not going to address it. also there isn't ONE mod, so this isn't something that can be railroaded on to all of them - the mods disagree on this issue too.

so points 3 on of the proposal are going to be upheld unless there is a conspiracy of mods, and like i say, why bother when they could just bloody do it anyway?

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

Wow, there's actually the potential for me to stop EVERYONE from posting to ILE!

You have no idea how tempting this is, just for the hell of it... I'm going to sleep for about 16 hours as well.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

It's not about (dis)trusting mods Martin, I may have worded it badly (OMG I'm pissed I typed 'madly' and thought it looked right :-P ) on the other thread. I do trust the mods. (in fact, I trust the mods so much I am happy for them to continue modding as they see fit without resorting to huge functional changes to the board)

I was talking in terms of how prepared people are to speak openly. As I said on the other thread, no-one is truly anonymous, but this seems to be a further step away from what little anonymity we have on the Internet. Tracing an IP address to an ISP is one thing, but as I understand it what is being discussed is, in effect, ticking a box saying "I am Onimo but don't tell anyone". I just think it will limit the scope of discourse as many people will shy away from it.

(that took fucking ages to type, I can't even think about reading the xposts)

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

I think we should set aside one day every year where the mods ban a random 50% of the ILx population for a twenty-four-hour period.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

Tracing an IP address to an ISP is one thing, but as I understand it what is being discussed is, in effect, ticking a box saying "I am Onimo but don't tell anyone".

But you will already be Onimo, you'll just be checking a box that says "forget who I am for a minute". You won't have to present your secret decoder ring to post anonymously, or as yourself. Like Alan said on the other thread, everyone has only ever had to register once ever, and that number won't be going up after this change (I think).

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Can I have a secret decoder ring? I will vote in favour of *any* changes in exchange.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

I responded a bit to you on the other thread, Onimo, but really it was to everyone who has been objecting rather fiercely (and compared to some frankly I much prefer your more considered thoughts). I'll repost it here (noting I was initially addressing Onimo's caveat about spambot concerns potentially overriding his own):

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And, as it happens, there is a feeling among the mods -- I will not claim universal, but a clear majority -- that there is enough spambot trouble to give this a try.

Let me reemphasize -- to give this a *TRY*.

I am not, bluntly put, impressed by the sky-is-falling arguments being advanced that this changes everything, that the idea being mooted destroys an aesthetic irreparably. It is an experiment that can be revoked. In fact, to be honest, I find the idea of two months to be a bit much -- I'd suggest one, or maybe even a couple of weeks.

But I still believe the idea is worth trying. Because even if it fails miserably then it is at least clearer *how* it fails miserably -- suppositions may be thoroughly correct *or* incorrect on both sides of the argument. And unlike, say, oh, I don't know, some bit of power-politics somewhere in the world near the Tigris and Euphrates rivers these days, nobody's going to die because of a brief experiment, to put it mildly.

Hyperbolic in terms of comparison? No more so than some of the emotional gamesmanship that's been played here by many posters where understandable objections are being swallowed in impact by a series of "OMG END TIMES!" responses.

The world will not end.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

to be honest, I find the idea of two months to be a bit much -- I'd suggest one, or maybe even a couple of weeks.

I agree.

But I still believe the idea is worth trying. Because even if it fails miserably then it is at least clearer *how* it fails miserably -- suppositions may be thoroughly correct *or* incorrect on both sides of the argument.

I'm not sure it will be clear. What if, in those, say, 3 weeks, we lose Conner Smedley because he couldn't figure out how to register. Is that worth it? Maybe, but we aren't certain of knowing. The world will not end. The sky will not fall. But we will not be werewolves, and we will not howl.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

The sky didn't fall but Foxy Loxy still ate all the fucking birds who thought it would!

This message is served as a note of caution to those to seek to make literary analogies on messages boards. And don't go leaving trails of crumbs to other threads so you can find your way back.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

i imagined some people would find the 8 weeks too long and surprised to see first objection this far in! (sorry if i missed it further up). i think 1 week is def too short, 2 might give us an idea, but i think 4wks/a month would be minimum to absorb a difference in how things feel. (and this will be just a matter of how people will FEEL about this changed circumstance).

i think my grabbing of 8 weeks out of the air was a feeling that this would be enough to make a serious go of it, and would be convincing enough that the final decision would last some time cos it was based on a substantial experience. i.e. i imagined coming to the end of 3 or 4 weeks and there being a feeling of "hmm, it felt like it was changing for the good/worse" and this being brought up again every year/ 6 mnths. this should finally get us off the fence and decide whether it will make a difference or not rather than debate it every year.

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Y'all are going to try this'experiment' and the board is going to shimmer and disappear from it's moorings here and appear momentarily on a server in Uganda, before returning, on fire with every thread on board twisted and warped in hideous alien manners.

Experiments are always a bad idea.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Also can we stop pretending that the Noize Board holds the key to our solutions? There's a reason that most ILE posters wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole, and it's not that we're too busy sipping mint juleps in our white linen suits. One of the things that ILX is, is somewhere where we don't have to tolerate 'clowning', where we don't have to have that most abhorrent of social necessities, a "thick skin".

And Matt's point 11 is OTM. We're a community, we look after the old, the infirm, the people who are going through a rough patch, or who have just plain started to suck. Because they're our friends. ILX isn't the vicious Darwinian locker-room it clearly was in Trife's heyday, and it's not going to go back. You'll just have to head back to.. what do you head back to? I know this is like your tenth goodbye, but there must be something out there, right? You can't spend all your time pretending to be George Clinton on the Pitchfork message boards.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

I was really actually really serious earlier, though, about the unregistered board being called I Love Everything.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

sort of irrelevant, but the noize board's egalitarian "everyone's a mod" system is not quite there yet. just a few mods have rights to revoke other user's mod status. surely this should be all or none. as a long time admirer of the noize board i vote for "none".

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

I am hopelessly confused about the proposed registered only period proposed on the ILX board. Someone in the up thread talked about how long it took to get the registration in the mail. Do I have to send snail mail or something? How do I register? I thought that I had registered via the web? I also don't really understand the difference between anonymous and logged out posts. Is there a difference?

I do understand what you Mods call the troll problem, I haven't been viciously attacked, but have been, I guess "harassed" is a good word albeit mildly by people who don't share my views, but that is part of life and debates isn't it? Not everyone agrees with everything said, and how boring it would be if everyone agreed with each other on every little thing; what would be the use of the board other than a mutual admiration society. Anyway someone please tell me what I need to do to register properly and I will get it done.

Wiggy (Wiggy), Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

you are registered and posting as user Wiggy. nothing doing

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

sort of irrelevant, but the noize board's egalitarian "everyone's a mod" system is not quite there yet. just a few mods have rights to revoke other user's mod status. surely this should be all or none. as a long time admirer of the noize board i vote for "none".

this is true, but as far as i know, those powers have never been exerted. it's a fail-safe, basically.

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

"ILX isn't the vicious Darwinian locker-room it clearly was in Trife's heyday, and it's not going to go back. You'll just have to head back to.. what do you head back to? I know this is like your tenth goodbye, but there must be something out there, right? You can't spend all your time pretending to be George Clinton on the Pitchfork message boards."

dude what the fuck are you talking about?? ive only ever posted one 'fuck ilm im out' thread (in 2002!!) and ive never posted to the pitchfork board. look i was arguing in this thread mostly to defend anthony who gets shitted on waaaay too much here lately despite being one of the few worthwhile posters left (enjoy yalls brave new ilx w/ no art threads), i wanted to stick up for his mostly correct opinion on here and post a few of my own but-

"One of the things that ILX is, is somewhere where we don't have to tolerate 'clowning', where we don't have to have that most abhorrent of social necessities, a "thick skin"."

says it all really, you ppl are just whiny pussies

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

I think you've been trolled, Ethan.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

BAN HIM!!!!!!!

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

aight i think i gotta go now its corny enough im actually offended by this but everybody knows they still got contacts for all the worth-reading ppl from ilx anyway

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

and some of them have BLOGS!!!!!

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

i had no idea ethan still posted!

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

it's funny, i don't have an opinion either way about this. but (or because) i am genuinely pretty excited to see what happens during the trial period, if any of the benefits happen, or if discourse really does wither into huggly irrelevance (not that i read any of that shit anyway.)

geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

No one has given ANY REASON WHATSOEVER why this should not be tried on a TEMPORARY and DEMOCRATIC basis.

Because it will drive away a large number of posters who won't be around to vote against it?

And I don't understand what could lead someone to say "this board feels worse" after those 8 weeks. If we miss out on a lot of random insanity, how would we even know? It's not like these things come on a regular schedule.

The Yellow Kid, Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

Because it will drive away a large number of posters who won't be around to vote against it?

I think it'll be an easy thing (although a coder would have to do it) to put a note of explanation at the bottom of the thread directing people to the appropriate mod request board thread where unregistered posters could discuss this issue during the trial period.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 27 August 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

graham should decide

ronny longjohns (ronny longjohns), Saturday, 27 August 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

I like swans

On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Saturday, 27 August 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

i want to know how come people don't get banned for endless bukkake jokes?

vahid (vahid), Saturday, 27 August 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

i'm fer it. also, many who have made the massive declaration that they ain't never coming back...have come back from time to time. i mean, christ, people, we had the goddamn board GONE for Two Weeks(TM), and folks still came back.

i just say we give it a try, that's all. And then we can still have our 800-post threads arguing over it afterwards, too.

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

I've just read this whole thread and I cannot believe how astoundingly stubbornly DUMB some people are being on here - or wilful, at least.

Ant/Ethan/Yellow's arguments just Do Not Wash. Registering will ruin "free discourse"??? HOW? Seriously - please, tell me how. Right now, as this very "free discourse" is happening already, the majority of people, including ones against the idea of registration (hilariously) are ALREADY REGISTERED USERS. Having to register wont stop being able to post gifs, or make jokes, or have 1000 post discourses on postmodernism goes up its own arse, or - heaven forbid - "cuddlethons" (wtf is this "cuddle" thing anyway? I dont get it).

All you have to do is set up a login name with any old email address, ONCE. You can call yourself hey-anony-mo for all I care. Register once, thats it. You dont even have to log in more than once unless you repeatedly swap PCs or are some kind of loon who doesnt allow cookies.

I again ask: what, really, is going to CHANGE if this is tried? The fact people who already have registered logins are saying "wah, I'll leave" is baffling and hilarious.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

Also, I do not know off the top of my head ANY other web forum that allows non logged in users to post. Except for one - Usenet. Are we saying we want to be like USENET? For the love of...

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

wtf is this "cuddle" thing anyway? I dont get it).

avert your eyes, Trayce; it's more horrifying than you'd ever imagine

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

Hahah :D Oh, I know about those kind of things. I just dont understand Ethan going on and on and on about "cuddelz" threads. What threads does he mean? Just any thread that actually talks about nice/random things like teacups or busses or going t'pub? Meh.

Anyway, that digresses from the subject to hand so I'll quit.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

So, I keep seeing people reference the "majority of ILXr's" that support this temporary registered move, but I don't recall any democratic vote being proposed/tallied/tabulated/actually voted upon. Perhaps this is the reason that many people are uneasy about the likelihood of any sort of future reversal? In all seriousness, how would anyone possibly corral this group into actually voting comprehensively on anything?

For support, I offer the fact that there are 6000+ users currently registered on ILX. How many are on this board? Certainly not 6000. As a result, please stop using the "majority of ILXer's" argument, because it just ain't neccesarily so...

By the way, before anyone uses the "If they cared enough about the board, they would have voiced their opinions on this thread." nonsense, please take a look at what you are supporting...and whether the supposed groundswell of support is actually a good, solid place to stand on.

Again, if the boards are being glutted with spam (and in all honesty, only the mods would actually know and (let me make this clear) I TRUST THEM IMPLICITLY IN THIS MATTER), and reg-only would help stem the flow of this crap, then fine. But let's not pretend that this is some troll-related issue if it's not. And if it is, then I think we're misstepping rather severely, and doing so under false pretenses.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

I'm still not seeing any answers as to why this is such a bad thing, considering every other damn board everywhere already does this. "Trolls arent a reason to do it" IS NOT an answer, only a diversion.

What will being registered stop any regular here from doing? Anything? No.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

(I guess my point is - I support the trial, but not because I think IT MUST BE DONE IT IS NEEDED NOW, simply because administratively it makes sense, and logically, it really isnt a big change).

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

look i don't want anyone to go. registering is v. easy and can be made even more easier w. little work. i honestly think that reg-only will change next to nothing. if banning/deleting kicks up a notch it will be a whole difft story. i was actually sorry to see that gag thread on ilm go about kanye west and homophobia -- it was a subtle joke that some mods missed and they kneejerk killed it. that sort of thing should happen less. offensive posts should only be deleted if they are offensive to a PERSON and that PERSON complains (or abso-fucking-obviously would), not if they are "offensive" to a group no matter how much we may disagree, be angry, call bullshit, etc.

some places shouldn't have e.g. racist crap in them (say, e.g., major magazines -- wishful thinking tho, i know) but other places, which are clearly, should be allowed to, so that it can be respondeded to instead of just rendered polite and whispered.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

Not everyone agrees with everything said, and how boring it would be if everyone agreed with each other on every little thing

HUGGLEZ FOR CALZ!

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

Um. I keep thinking that changing the structure of how the board works has sort of the burden of proof, and as a result those opposed don't need to provide evidence of why it's a bad thing. Those in favor of changing the format, on the other hand, DO need to give reasons why, and not just the obviously inaccurate "Well, we obviously all agree, with the exception of some crazy loud-mouthed roustabouts, so why not?"

I'm just saying that someone should stand up and say "Spambots are the reason for the change, and anti-trolling is an added (in their opinion, not mine) benefit", not the other way around. And if the anti-trolling is the primary concern, I think that we need to have an actual, impossible to achieve vote before making any changes. Which, I think, would be defeated by A) those of us that are crazy enough to think that anon-trolls (outside of the aforementioned reprehensible attacks) aren't worth getting all wound up about and modifiying a board that seems to be working just fine and B) The vast majority of ILX that honestly couldn't give a shit either way, which in my book counts as a vote for the status quo don't fuck with it side.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

Given that my last post is likely to be unclear, I'm firmly in the "crazy enough to not get wound up about trolls camp". Also, I like to drink, and then post in an unspecific manner. Hoo-hah!

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

OK then - I for one would posit that if spambots have now found this board, it will only get worse, and you can't stop stuff like that easily, if you leave the board as bare-assed as an open relay mail server.

Also, I'd like to think that it may mean mods will have LESS cleaning up to do, and this will put a lot less strain on the SQL server that doesnt seem to be coping too well with locks/deletions right now.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

abstract theory vs pragmatism: fight

jeffrey (johnson), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

wow.

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

at any rate, i (who have hovered around 100 on the statscock at my most wildly prolific) vote for whatever stevem votes for.

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

Or, i think some people don't want registering to happen not because it would stop them from posting (what are those people complaining about they're registered anyway) but that it theoretically limits discourse. If this is true or not i don't know but i suppose it would be somewhat ascertainable by the proposal of testing it for 8 weeks.

jeffrey (johnson), Saturday, 27 August 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

Or the admins could setup a trivial spam filter as I proposed and ILX would remain the same.

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

In fact, we've voted on making ILE reg-only in the past, and it was voted down, so why are we assuming that there's a majority in favor of this now?

I'm still not seeing any answers as to why this is such a bad thing, considering every other damn board everywhere already does this.

And yet this board is miles better than those boards...

Don't knock USENET, USENET rules.

The Yellow Kid, Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

i think registration is roughly analogous to citizenship. unlike the national variety, this kind of citizenship is a free choice, so no complaints there. i'm not one for anarchy either, as romantic a notion it always seems, i know of no practising example where it "works" for anyone who isn't a freak who wants to shit where s/he sleeps, a spectator, a manipulator, or a bully, and you know what? as long as i'm an actual participator, an investor in this place i'll say fuck giving precedence to the wants of those guys. it's good to take issues with "the laws", both written and unwritten, but being civilised about it is the only way there's ever been something actually functional about ilx as a discussion board and as a (yech) community.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, I think the spam issue should be irrelevent to the troll discussion. There are perfectly acceptable spam prevention solutions that would not require a change to how people use ILE. Simply do not insert any post where any of certain list of regular expressions show up if the post contains a URL. The end.

However, I think a frank discussion of whether trolling etc can be fixed by registration is fine. (I, of course, disagree.)

Alec in NYC (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

Hi argument, have a circle to drag around awhile.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:40 (twenty years ago)

(if I was a mod right now, I've enabled the login shit already actually. I reckon no one would even have noticed).

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

I would have jerkbag. I post from my phone.

Alec in NYC (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

Are you in bad mood, Alex?

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

I'm sick of posters who say "I could have changed it already and no-one would notice". There are quite a few posters who do not have logins, such as Anthony, Trife, Jess, and scattered others, and I believe they would notice if they were suddenly unable to post.

100% JUICE, Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

My metaphor for Trayce's argument are white people who think racism isn't a problem anymore.

Alec in NYC (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

Yes, except for when it's said by a "troll".

100% JUICE, Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

Anthony, Trife, Jess, and scattered others

All of whom used to have logins. Why'd they ditch them?

(OK yes, Jon with his cookies thing has a point, I agree there).

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

Scattered Order post here?

jimmy glass (electricsound), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

Also, sometimes I want to post from shady public labs that may have KEY LOGGERS.

Alec in NYC (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

I don't know why they ditched them. Should they need to give any reason at all? It's a choice as much as anything.

100% JUICE, Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

Do you think police should be allowed to search passersby at random? What's everyone trying to hide anyway?

100% JUICE, Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

call it the patriot act rather than forced registration and then nobody could disagree with it.

jeffrey (johnson), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

"ILX for ILXers"

100% JUICE, Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

Please, someone, answer the question of HOW WILL THIS VOTE FOR/AGAINST EVER HAPPEN? Perhaps I'm too new to be aware of the structure already imbued in the system, but I don't see how it will differ from the current assumed acknowledgement of "the majority demands it". When it, numerically, doesn't.

By the way, Trayce, you are correct in noting that the people on this thread (for the most part) wouldn't have noticed the login requirement. Of course, that doesn't have any bearing on the future posters-to-be, some of which, shockingly, might be worth hearing from and turned off by the login requirement. The point is, we don't know, and even 2 months of isolation might be (in my opinion) too much. Seriously, arguing from the "I don't mind being logged in" position sort of excludes us (myself included) from being able to comment on the motivations/willingness of others to do so. Not all of which, I imagine, are pricks.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

THE EXCELSIOR ACT

Alec in NYC (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

SINGLE MOTHERS CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO LOG IN BECAUSE THEY ARE BUSY WITH BABY.

Alec in NYC (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

I can only go on my own experience, but every other forum I've been to where I've read a thread(s), really got into it, thought "ooh I'll make apost" ... and then gone "ah. Need to be logged in" has not turned me away. It led me to log in. Usually takes like, a minute. Were I worried about email/privacy I'd do what I did here for ILX - make a new gmail account.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

But JJ has a point - shouldnt we have an actual, counted vote on this?

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

do you have to be logged in to vote?

vahid (vahid), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

you have as many votes as "personal" threads you've started on ILE, cause obviously that's a measure of how much you care about the community.

vahid (vahid), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, I've been turned away by being forced to register. Some people sell your email address to spammers. Why should people assume ILX to be any different?

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

Uh, which is why I made a gmail account called "spamspanker", derbrain ;P

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

(I actually did it to test the spam-skimming potentiality of ILX. I havent received a single bit o'spam to this address, oddly.)

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

But everyone doesn't have time for that shit. Just because you are A HUGE NERD WHO HAS AN INTERNET JOB. There's people with all levels of comfort with the internet out there.

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

:D

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

Dude thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me... Ima go have a cry now... *wibble*...

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

*softly masturbating*

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

ew.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

wtf, mentioning a theory of citizenship automatically implied corruption and evil states? ilx is just a message board. it needs to be functional, and yeah, it's for the people who particpate in it. radical thoughts i know. plenty of good points here about some people not being able to post at all, alternative fixes, and i don't see how any kind of accurate vote is going to happen either, but the panic mongering is lameass. if it doesn't work, it doesn't work.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

IT IS POINTLESS WHEN A SOLUTION WITH NONE OF THE PROBLEMS ASSOCIATED WITH MANDATORY REGISTRATION EXISTS AND COULD BE DONE IN 20 MINUTES.

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

jon shut up. please.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

the whole spam thing is a diversion from the bigger issue is my point.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

it was orig introduced into this discussion to demonstrate that mods had considered reg-only as not out of the pale -- not to provide the main justification for reg only.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:41 (twenty years ago)

p.s. screaming doesn't get you listened to except by your mommy.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

it's a clique of users asserting their will over the board at large.

vahid (vahid), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I don't like you either, but do you have a valid reason to not agree with my spam solution? xpost

Sterling, as we discussed in the other thread, I too think that the spam issue needs to be divorced from this. Do you have an objection to this post I made?



I don't think that my proposal would be subject to all that many false positives as it requires 3 conditions for a post to be rejected:

1) not logged in
2) a url in post
3) matching keyword

How many not logged in people are discussing links to sites about poker?

Or are you just an uppity little shit who can't find a real reason to disagree with me?

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

p.s. screaming doesn't get you listened to except by your mommy.

-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005 2:43 AM. (s_clover) (later) (link)

Ps - you're a felcher!

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

My patriot act statement was just dickishness and shouldn't be taken to mean there are any sort of parallel's or metaphors to be made with states that suppress freedom. i guess xpost.

jeffrey (johnson), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

it's a pretty great metaphor though, especially with the sunset clause and everything. i'm of two minds about registration - i detest anonatrolls (maybe we could just out them? ban if repeated incidents of anonatrolling?) and registration does seem to be apparently the easiest solution to spam (spam definitely the best argument for registration) but if it means trife and jess and anthony and any others i'm forgetting (ally right?) are kicked off ilx 'temporarily' i think we can bear kate and orbit and tuomas and whoever logging out whenever they feel like attacking people.

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

can you explain that further james

anthony, Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

we do have that shirtless dictator tho. i may be wrong. one day, maybe sooner than we think, we may all be forced to give up our shirts.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

you takes the good, you takes the bad, you takes 'em both and then you have

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)

This is xposted to the max, but it's a point I wanted to make sure gets made:

As I said on the other thread, no-one is truly anonymous, but this seems to be a further step away from what little anonymity we have on the Internet. Tracing an IP address to an ISP is one thing, but as I understand it what is being discussed is, in effect, ticking a box saying "I am Onimo but don't tell anyone". I just think it will limit the scope of discourse as many people will shy away from it.

Forcing registration will *not* reduce your anonymity. Because - as far as the mods/admins are concerned - you don't have any, at least not if you're a regular user who logs out occasionally.

I'm not a mod myself, but whenever I post anonymously I assume that the mods will know who it is, just because it's so easy for them to do so. My home IP address only changes every week or two, and the two work IPs I post from shouldn't change at all.

I have my own website, and I've been a website admin (of one kind or another) for several years, so I know how easy it is to trace things like this already. For example, yesterday I posted a link to my new under-construction website on ILX. It was only clicked 7 times, but I immediately spotted that one of them was Mark C, at his office. If I was an ILX admin too, I'd be identify *all* of the posters who had followed that link very quickly.

(OK, this is an extreme case, because I know Mark works for a small company with a distinctive name. But that's not the point)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

i'm saying alot of regulars don't usually log in and are against registration and 'aww just go ahead and register, why don't you wanna register?' and 'well if you don't wanna register you don't have to post here and it's just temporary you can post on ile again in a few months' don't really seem to me to be satisfactory counterarguments to their concerns. none of the people who're against registration are responsible for any of the behavior that's prompting this conversation, and the logistics of this option - how large a majority will have to vote for registration for it to be enacted? shouldn't it have to be a very large majority, like 75-80%? and is it very very unlikely this majority will be achieved? in which case why 'temporarily' enact a solution that most or at least a sizeable portion of ilx thinks is an awful idea in the long term? - haven't really been dealt with and alternatives to registration, more focused less preemptive alternatives, haven't really been discussed. i'm registered on ilx purely cuz i don't like typing my email and username over and over, but there have been other boards, torrent sites, etc. that require registration where i've decided 'fuckit, it ain't worth the hassle'. i think that something that is going to affect everyone who posts to ile should have an extraordinary level of support before it is enacted and that other options should at least be pondered.

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:31 (twenty years ago)

Blount OTM as usual!

100% JUICE, Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:35 (twenty years ago)

I assume the reason for suggesting a temporary trial was that it might produce an observable effect which in turn might convince enough people to settle the argument for a decent length of time.

Which, in turn, assumes that people are going to be willing to experiment with something and then make a rational decision based on the results, instead of the usual conservative "my preconceived views are right and anything else means DOOM" response.

Fat chance of that, then.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

I plan on trolling using thousands of open proxies and throw away email accounts just so we all learn how stupid registration is.

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:41 (twenty years ago)

I'm in for it as long as we also have my proposed two month trial with Jon and I as moderators.

100% JUICE, Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

xpost: jon, i am glad you are willing to experiment with something! hopefully people will make a rational decision based on the results instead of their preconceived notions!

vahid (vahid), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

What's stupid about it? The fact that it doesn't stop people being twats if they really want to, or the fact that trying it is going to provoke some people into being more twattish than normal?

(xpost to Jon)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

Also perhaps a two month trial where everyone is banned except Ian Reise Moraine, just to see what it's like. Then another vote!

100% JUICE, Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

Forest Pines would you be interested in a two month trial of sucking my dick? If you decide you don't like it by the end of October then you're free to stop.

100% JUICE, Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

Brought over from the other thread because I think it's worth discussing here, and I am a self-important bastard. Hooray for me!

Hello again.
Can I ask two simple, easily answerable questions, that might (happily or no) expediate this discussion>

A) This change has already been decided upon, I assume? Would it be possible for a mod to simply post that this is going to happen, at which point I can direct my anti-reg attentions elsewhere? If the decision is set in stone, so be it...I would rather not continue to rail against what is already set into motion. A clear statement of the actual reasons behind the change (spam/trolling/iron-fisted control of the masses - kidding) would also be nice. I'm not distrustful of all y'all, I just want to know why this issue came to the forefront and was acted upon. Also (not to be snarky), please don't claim that it is due to the will of the collective masses or whatever. Because I think that it's obvious that it isn't, and my (and others) posts above seem to point to the fact that not everyone is in agreement.

B) Could a mod also clarify how this post-experiment voting thing is going to work (how/when/will non-registered users be allowed to vote/how many "participants" are required to make the change) to assuage my worries and speculations?

Thanks much. I will gladly trade my vitriol for factual information.

By the way, if the topic is still open to discussion for this "experiment" happening, I vote no again.

-- John Justen (johnjuste...), August 27th, 2005.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

It always makes me laugh when people use "suck my dick" as an insult. A lot of people do actually *like* sucking dick; people are more likely just to laugh and think "moron!" than be insulted.

Unless, of course, they've got genital herpes or something else nasty and contagious down there. Then, suggesting someone suck their dick would be a pretty insulting suggestion.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:58 (twenty years ago)

i also think reducing the anti-registration argument to 'i'm afraid of experimentation (really? anthony and trife and jon are AFRAID of experimentation? really?) and this = DOOM' is a bit absurd since noone's suggested registration = doom, they've merely suggested 'registration = a bad idea' or 'registration = a hassle'. as a counterargument it ranks below 'aww cmon and register, why don't you wanna register?' and 'you'll only be kicked off ile for a few months (unless enough people decide they like it and then you're kicked off for good)'. i think a measure this drastic might require methods of persuasion better than mockery or 'if we force you to deal with it you'll come around to our way of thinking really you will'. it is the responsibility of those in favor of registration to convince those who are against it, not the other way around.

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 27 August 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

Hello, I am a regular posting with a new registered login and I am in Qatar

And in my other browser i am logged in with my regular ip address and login

LOL

Mr Qatari (troll), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

I didn't mean to suggest that people are *afraid* of anything, just that they seem unwilling to experiment at all. Nor was I trying to mock people; just using a similar level of hyperbole to some of the anti-registration posters.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

Yup. As I said earlier, the burden of proof lies with the revisionists, and if the wheels are already in motion, save me some time and aggravation please.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

My above post was in reference to Mssrs. Blount and...Blount, I guess.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

The Three Faces of Blount

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

Multi-Blount forms Super-Mega-Blount-Voltron-Whatever that big ass thundercat thing was.

Oh, I am so tired. But I still have time for the (vaguely) funny, even within all this acrimony. Best to all.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

that reminds me of a joke we used to tell in fifth grade: when is my dick two feet long? when it's folded in half!

my dick was four feet long in the fifth grade.

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:26 (twenty years ago)

You, and your elephantine dick are awesome. You, in the sense of you made me spit Black Label beer on my computer screen. Your dick, because 4 feet is, in the truest sense, awesome. As in scary and awe-inspiring. God bless you in your travels, my crippled, dick-laden son.

Seriously. I'm going to bed to avert the passing out. Nighty-night all.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:36 (twenty years ago)

That, in turn, reminds me of a ditty we loved in primary school. No doubt all the UK posters will know it:

My friend Billy
Had a 10-foot willy,
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with a rake,
And now it's only six feet four.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

DO yer balls hang low
Can you tie them in a bow
Do you get a funny feeling
When you bang em on the ceiling?

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:50 (twenty years ago)

MORE DICK JOKES. SERIOUSLY. AND FOREVER. WE WILL ALL FIND OUR COMMON GROUND IN DICK JOKES.

Vagina jokes are acceptable also, for the dick-challenged.

Again, I love you despite myself, ILX.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)

i think 'tiny, angry man found in woman's vagina' is still my fave onion story.

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

so is jon going to leave ilx if it becomes registered users only?

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 27 August 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

i can't believe that's all it takes

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 27 August 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

No, he says to prove it's a bad idea he's going to do everything he can to destroy it. I'd have thought bad ideas don't need attacking to show they don't work, personally.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 27 August 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

"We had to destroy the village board in order to save it."

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 27 August 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

It was good of Jon to announce what he's going to do in advance. This way if any logged-in spam/trolling occurs on ILE next month from an unfamiliar user we will know it's him and it can be deleted and stricken from the record as argument for registration not improving the situation.

Ethan's pussy whining upthread was cute because I had a thread deleted from the Noise Board once because a mod deemed it unfunny. I cried for days so can really understand his pain and frustration. I just thought perhaps Noiseboardesque threads on ILE ('the wrong place') should be moderated in the Noiseboardesque way. Sadly/fortunately I can't move threads to other boards myself unlike other mods.

Personally I'm still adamant that people are clutching at straw(man)s re their arguments for why reg only will damage ILE irrevocably, regardless of whether it's permanent or merely temporarily. Another 700 posts will not change this. Jus' sayin like.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Saturday, 27 August 2005 12:01 (twenty years ago)

(xxxpost)

Normally I think about poker as much I think about hot lesbian porn (i.e., never), and find Slate to be a bunch of characterless pussies, but to their credit, this Slate diary by poker player Paul Phillips impressed me greatly. Turns out they're all high on prescription drugs, unsurprisingly.

Why are there no great poker-playing girls?

Nathan Silver is Logged Out, Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure I care any more in the cold light of day and this is clearly not going to be resolved one way or the other whatever happens. Still, thread starters having an option to 'make thread registered users only' would seem the best compromise.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Personally I'm still adamant that people are clutching at straw(man)s re their arguments for why reg only will damage ILE irrevocably, regardless of whether it's permanent or merely temporarily. Another 700 posts will not change this. Jus' sayin like.

Of course not, people have made up their mind and what will change it? It seems you don't really take these so-called straws into consideration, otherwise you wouldn't deem them *straws* but valuable arguments.

nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

But many of them are hopeless straw man arguments - this has been true on both sides. I have an opinion here, but I find value in the reasons on both sides, because I don't think it's a simple and clear-cut argument with all the good on one side and all bad on another. It's why I get exasperated with the obviously stupid and dishonest arguments on both sides, because I think there is serious debate worth having.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

thread starters having an option to 'make thread registered users only' would seem the best compromise.

i agree with this, and then just plz do jon's fix for poker spam

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

I don't like registrations or board's moving or anything that upsets the status quo, really, cuz what's wrong with it? nothing that I can tell. IF this is going through and is a done deal I'm not gonna bother with this board, honestly. this is what made me give up on various other boards.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Can you say why? You are logged in, so I assume it isn't about added inconvenience.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

I'm lazy and don't see the point...? I can't even be bothered to get all the way to the end of the proposal that started this thread, its so convoluted and unnecessary. I hate these "house meeting" type of "let's talk about the community!" things. Its just an opportunity for other people to be bossy.

I didn't even know about registering until a few days ago - I think I did it so I could see the statscock.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

I'm so lazy I ignored these threads for thousands of posts before even clicking on them.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

My point about the inconvenience is that you wouldn't be asked to do anything - you don't have to login every time you visit or anything.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

there are all kinds of websites I go to where, if registration is required, I definitely do not bother. I would think this would also hold true for other, new posters coming to this board, that's all. So it seems unnecessarily restrictive - and I don't understand what problems it solves... trolling? I don't understand how anyone can get so worked up about anything on the internet. If you don't like it, don't read it (y'know, its the old anti-censorship argument). The spam thing I can see as being a legitimate problem, but there's got to be other protections against that that don't involve moving the board, registering, etc. (ie upsetting an already perfectly functional set-up, as far as I can tell).

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

And I've never understood the "just try it and we'll see if it's worse after 2 months" argument. If the problem is that we're going to miss out on a lot of posters who don't want to register, how will we even be aware that we're missing them?

The Yellow Kid, Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

But that's true the other way too - if the idea is that the nasty atmosphere (which will be improved by registration) is putting people off, we can't measure that either. We can see if we think ILE is better or worse.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

Normally I think about poker as much I think about hot lesbian porn (i.e., never), and find Slate to be a bunch of characterless pussies, but to their credit, this Slate diary by poker player Paul Phillips (3dub.slate.com/pokerstory.hteeml)impressed me greatly. Turns out they're all high on prescription drugs, unsurprisingly.

Why are there no great poker-playing girls?

ronny longjohns (ronny longjohns), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pasturemanagement.com/images/Slippery_Slope_3_color.gif

my name is john. i reside in chicago. (frankE), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

Why are there no great poker-playing girls?

Jennifer Tilly

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

no shock to see where the tories weighed in on this

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 27 August 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

But that's true the other way too - if the idea is that the nasty atmosphere (which will be improved by registration) is putting people off, we can't measure that either.

That's a fair point. I don't think many posters have been driven off by spam and trolls, but I guess there could be some who never posted at all because of a bad first impression.

The Yellow Kid, Saturday, 27 August 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

But we do know that there are definitely some people who won't post because of registration, including some in this very thread.

The Yellow Kid, Saturday, 27 August 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

I just lurked around and read ILX for a couple of months before posting, and if I'd seen the rank hatefulness then that I've seen in the last few months, I think I would have moved on. Yeah yeah, I hate fun.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 27 August 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/tv2/programmes/er/maura_d.jpg

gear (gear), Saturday, 27 August 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

id hit it

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

I can deal with trolls and whatever other unregistered riff-raff that comes blowing in here as long as people like this guy show up every once and awhile.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 27 August 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

i was unnecessarily pedantic in that thread

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 27 August 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

omg, what pleasant plains said.

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 27 August 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

omg, what gear said

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 27 August 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

you ppl are just whiny pussies

I was hoping to be at least a little bitch.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 27 August 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

Train like Rocky 4 and it can happen

LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 27 August 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

The point of all this (as said back on the other thread, before people lost the ability and the motivation to read) is that the people proposing it aren't all (or even most) convinced that it will work. They are hopeful that if we do this and then we switch back, and then we make a decision and live with it, AND THEN WE DON'T GET THIS THREAD EVERY MONTH FOREVER. Entropy apart from anything else suggests we'll stick with the current situation.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 27 August 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

And I've never understood the "just try it and we'll see if it's worse after 2 months" argument. If the problem is that we're going to miss out on a lot of posters who don't want to register, how will we even be aware that we're missing them?
-- The Yellow Kid (ano...), August 27th, 2005 3:49 PM. (later) (link)

the answer is in the question

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 27 August 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

No it's not, Ken -- the point is that if reg-only means lots of worthwhile posters don't ever get started, we'll never really know how worthwhile they might have been.

I have like a million things I'd say about this if not for the fact that I don't much care one way or the other.

nabiscothingy, Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

I'm glad that all the hand wringing over this means that nothing ever changes. ILX is fine the way it is. Although I'd love to see better spam protection.

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

thanks to this thread i had some pretty wacky dreams last night about me, ethan, and some sexy unregistered ilxors

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)

I figured--as one of the few mods for ILE at present--that I should probably say at least something. I am, and have been for quite some time, amenable to making ILE require users to be logged in before posting. Up until the recent spate of trolling and spam I haven't been so far into the idea that I figured it was a necessity. If people didn't want it, they didn't want it. Unfortunately, you get the kind of forum you've asked for.

Jon has repeatedly brought up the "four lines of code" spam-filtering idea, and I think it's unworkable as is, for precisely the reasons Sterling has mentioned, possibly on another thread. Hardwiring that into the code as-is is a bad idea, not just because of the false positives but also because it means people will come running to the programmers every time you wanted a new spam word bashed into the code, and I'm sure none of them need to have to deal with that.

What may be more workable for the long term--and something that would require more programming, naturally--would be to integrate into the code something similar to the Spam Karma plugin available for personal blogging software like WordPress: you have this plugin that scans the posts and compares it against a separate list of keywords--a list that can be updated as necessary, either manually or from a master list of well-known spam keywords provided by the people that programmed Spam Karma. The downside is that it would introduce additional load onto the server for EVERY SINGLE POST...not an ideal situation while we're already dealing with semi-regular poxy fules.

I should note that implementing this will also make it impossible for me to post from my cell phone, which I've done semi-regularly, also because of the broken cookie issue. This isn't the case on other forums that run different software: phpBB seems to send out cookies my Treo can recognize and use for logged-in posting. ILX does not. If this is seriously your main reason for not wanting registration, Jon, perhaps figuring out why the cookies are borked might be worth you using your mad I-can-do-this-shit-in-only-four-lines-of-code skillXors.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

Very funny. :-D

Sean, it's weird.... I seem to have problems with ILX'S cookies in everything that isn't a standalone desktop web browser.

well-known spam keywords provided by the people that programmed Spam Karma. The downside is that it would introduce additional load onto the server for EVERY SINGLE POST.

Why not just for not logged in users.

Anyway, you ivory tower nerds are fine and good, but you are forgetting that coding takes time. Why not implement the trivial filter until a robust solution is created. The spam is out of control. The idea of plugging an existing solution into the ILX architecture is a good idea. Someone look around on freshmeat or sourceforge for some code that can be grafted onto ILX that solves this.

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

most of this thread is just divided along lines of people who fucking hate each other, the actual issues are second place.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

Fuck you!!!!

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

You may be right Ronan (I'm not reg enough to be sure), but even if that's true, it's a fucking hearteningly reasonable discussion by interweb standards. My heartage of ILX only increases if this counts for animosity!

OleM (OleM), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

Maybe some kind of retinal scan???

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

though what if a troll were to gouge out the eyes of a regular poster

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

Heh was that retinal scan for me? Thing is, I don't really keep count on interpersonal stuff much, so don't know who hate each other on regular basis. No big deal tho. :)

OleM (OleM), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

a special delete card for every continent, used only in emergencies

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

maybe we could give ILX some kind of holodeck, for posters who are having a bad day

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

perhaps if we organised rescuing a whale named willy

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

what if we go on holiday and leave a troll in charge of the board, only for him/her to save it from thieves???

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

there's always the risk that we find ourselves on a planet which we are unfamiliar with, which initially seems utopian, but eventually one ilxor falls into a flower bed and we discover in this "utopian" society, such an action is punishable by death.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

if we made a board populated by only one gender, would nature eventually find a way???????

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

perhaps a key system for posting could be implemented, whereby everytime you wish to post, 200 posters must turn a key simultaneously.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

BROWN V. BOARD OF EDUCATION (1954)

Chief Justice Warren delivered the opinion of the Court.

These cases come to us from the States of Kansas, South Carolina, Virginia, and Delaware. In each of the cases, minors of the Negro race seek the aid of the courts in obtaining admission to the public schools of their community on a nonsegregated basis. In each instance, they had been denied admission to schools attended by white children under laws requiring or permitting segregation according to race. This segregation was alleged to deprive the plaintiffs of the equal protection of the laws under the 14th Amendment...The plaintiffs contend that segregated public schools are not "equal" and cannot be made "equal," and that hence they are deprived of the equal protection of the laws. Argument was heard in the 1952 Term, and reargument was heard this Term on certain questions propounded by the Court.

Reargument was largely devoted to the circumstances surrounding the adoption of the 14th Amendment in 1868. It covered exhaustively consideration of the Amendment in Congress, ratification by the states, then existing practices in racial segregation, and the views of proponents and opponents of the Amendment. This discussion and our investigation convince us that, although these sources cast some light, it is not enough to resolve the problem with which we are faced. At best, they are inconclusive. The most avid proponents of the post-War Amendments undoubtedly intended them to remove all legal distinctions among "all persons born or naturalized in the United States." Their opponents, just as certainly, were antagonistic to both the letter and the spirit of the Amendments and wished them to have the most limited effect. What others in Congress and the state legislature had in mind cannot be determined with any degree of certainty.

An additional reason for the inconclusive nature of the Amendment's history, with respect to segregated schools, is the status of public education at that time. In the South, the movement toward free common schools, supported by general taxation, had not yet taken hold. Education of white children was largely in the hands of private groups. Education of Negroes was almost nonexistent, and practically all of the race were illiterate. In fact, any education of the Negroes was forbidden by law in some states. Today, in contrast, many Negroes have achieved outstanding success in the arts and sciences as well as in the business and professional world. It is true that public school education has advanced further in the North, but the effect of the Amendment on Northern States was generally ignored in the congressional debates. Even in the North, the conditions of public education did not approximate those existing today. The curriculum was usually rudimentary; ungraded schools were common in rural areas; the school term was but three months a year in many states; and compulsory school attendance was virtually unknown. As a consequence, it is not surprising that there should be so little in the history of the 14th Amendment relating to its intended effect on public education.

In the first cases in this Court construing the 14th Amendment, decided shortly after its adoption, the Court interpreted it as proscribing all state-imposed discriminations against the Negro race. The doctrine of "separate but equal" did not make its appearance in this Court until 1896,...involving not education but transportation. In this Court, there have been six cases involving the "separate but equal" doctrine in the field of public education. In Cumming v. County Board of Education...and Gong Lum v. Rice,...the validity of the doctrine itself was not challenged. In more recent cases, all on the graduate school level, inequality was found in that specific benefits enjoyed by white students were denied to Negro students of the same educational qualifications... In none of these cases was it necessary to reexamine the doctrine to grant relief to the Negro plaintiff. And in Sweatt v. Painter the Court expressly reserved decision on the question whether Plessy v. Ferguson should be held inapplicable to public education.

In the instant cases, that question is directly presented. Here, unlike Sweatt v. Painter, there are findings below that the Negro and white schools involved have been equalized or are being equalized, with respect to buildings, curricula, qualifications and salaries of teachers, and other "tangible" factors. Our decision, therefore, cannot turn on merely a comparison of these tangible factors in the Negro and white schools involved in each of the cases. We must look instead to the effect of segregation itself on public education.

In approaching this problem, we cannot turn the clock back to 1868 when the Amendment was adopted, or even to 1896 when Plessy was written. We must consider public education in the light of its full development and its present place in American life throughout the Nation. Only in this way can it be determined if segregation in public schools deprives these plaintiffs of the equal protection of the laws.

Today, education is perhaps the most important function of state and local governments. Compulsory school attendance laws and the great expenditures for education both demonstrate our recognition of the importance of education to our democratic society. It is required in the performance of our most basic public responsibilities, even service in the armed forces. It is the very foundation of good citizenship. Today it is a principle instrument in awakening the child to cultural values, in preparing him for later professional training, and in helping him to adjust normally to his environment. In these days, it is doubtful that any child may reasonably be expected to succeed in life if he is denied the opportunity of an education. Such an opportunity, where the state has undertaken to provide it, is a right which must be made available to all on equal terms.

We come then to the question presented: Does segregation of children in public schools solely on the basis of race, even though the physical facilities and other "tangible" factors may be equal, deprive the children of the minority group of equal educational opportunities? We believe that it does. In Sweatt in finding that a segregated law school for Negroes could not provide them equal educational opportunities, this Court relied in large part on "those qualities which are incapable of objective measurement but which make for greatness in a law school." In McLaurin, the Court, in requiring that a Negro admitted to a white graduate school be treated like all other students, again resorted to intangible considerations: "[his] ability to study, to engage in discussions and exchange views with other students, and, in general, to learn his profession." Such considerations apply with added force to children in grade and high schools. To separate them from others of similar age and qualifications solely because of their race generates a feeling of inferiority as to their status in the community that may affect their heart and minds in a way unlikely ever to be undone. The effect of this separation on their educational opportunities was well stated by a finding in the Kansas case by a court which nevertheless felt compelled to rule against the Negro plaintiffs: "Segregation of white and colored children in public schools has a detrimental effect upon the colored children. The impact is greater when it has the sanction of the law; for the policy of separating the races is usually interpreted as denoting the inferiority of the negro group. A sense of inferiority affects the motivation of a child to learn. Segregation with the sanction of law, therefore, has a tendency to retard the educational and mental development of negro children and to deprive them of some of the benefits they would receive in a [racially] integrated school system." Whatever may have been the extent of psychological knowledge at the time of Plessy v. Ferguson, this finding is amply supported by modern authority. Any language in Plessy v. Ferguson contrary to this finding is rejected.

We conclude that in the field of public education the doctrine of "separate but equal" has no place. Separate educational facilities are inherently unequal. Therefore, we hold that the plaintiffs and others similarly situated for whom the actions have been brought are by reason of the segregation complained of, deprived of the equal protection of the laws guaranteed by the 14th Amendment. This disposition makes unnecessary any discussion whether such segregation also violates the Due Process Clause of the 14th Amendment.

Because these are class actions, because of the wide applicability of this decision, and because of the great variety of local conditions, the formulation of decrees in these cases presents problems of considerable complexity. On reargument, the consideration of appropriate relief was necessarily subordinated to the primary question -- the constitutionality of segregation in public education. We have now announced that such segregation is a denial of the equal protection of the laws. In order that we may have the full assistance of the parties in formulating decrees, the cases will be restored to the docket, and the parties are requested to present further argument...

It is so ordered.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 August 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

WEL-COME TO JURRASSIC PAAARK

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

I own a messageboard, off the coast of Costa Rica. I've managed to breed old posters.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

Are you "rolling"?

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Sunday, 28 August 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

totally sober.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

i've been in edinburgh, have i missed much?

Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Sunday, 28 August 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)


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Handy icebreakers include what some of your interests are, how you found this board, if you know anyone who already posts here or even what part of the world you hail from. If you're going to use a new thread to announce yourself, be sure to give us something to go on.


But most of all, just try and be yourself, use your common sense, treat others with understanding and respect and have fun!

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scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 28 August 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

Holy Shit, I thought that was some new proposal. Thank Christ!

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Sunday, 28 August 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

I like Ronan's genetic cloning proposal the best. Its almost reassuring to think that Mecha-Josh could be out there somewhere, feasting on the carcasses of unfortunate brontosauri.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

As far as I know this is still happening, from tomorrow!

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

I was going to ask.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

I WIN

AMAZE RANDY, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

well then i guess im off tomorrow

anthony, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

I thought you were talked out of it.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

No it's not, Ken -- the point is that if reg-only means lots of worthwhile posters don't ever get started, we'll never really know how worthwhile they might have been.

yeah but if no new posters are posting surely it will be noticed? like, "HEY 2 months on it's still jon williams posting his 4 lines of code! okay fuck this!"

p.s.
maybe we could give ILX some kind of holodeck, for posters who are having a bad day
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), August 28th, 2005 3:50 AM. (Ronan) (later) (link)

it's called OUTDOORS :-D

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

I don't think the problem with ile is the lack of registration, it's just that there's way too many people posting now. The only solution would be to ban a good 50% of ile, but that's not going to happen.

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

It looks like the majority of moderators are still interested in trying the experiment as originally outlined by Alan. It looks as if the readership are split roughly 50/50 (difficult to tell as there have only been a few voices really pushing against the proposal, as opposed to lots of regulars just saying 'oh i think it should stay as it is but whatever'), and yes I am biased. I just like change, or at least the illusion of.

I would suggest that the trial last just a month though - but perhaps it could end sooner if the screams to end the pain grow louder and more numerous as the days drag on.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

the ile edit mods (SeanC, MattDC, teeny, blueski, Mark S, Tom) could discuss their considered opinions based on the given evidence. perhaps on the mods only board? consider this thread a combo of the "peanut gallery" and witness for the prosecution/defence

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

I WIN

AMAZE RANDY, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

it's called OUTDOORS :-D

I've heard about that big room with the blue-grey ceiling, but I try not to go there.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

I AM TIRED OF WORKING FOR PEANUTS

Sorry, private joke.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

Can you get the internet there?
(xpost)

k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

if those dreadful "intel centrino with mobile technology" ads are to be believed, yes. you can be sitting in a flowery meadow, billions of feet from the nearest base station, and be merrily sending pictures of yourself to the world.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Oh, god, I hate those adverts. "Look, we can visit somewhere Exotic, European and Cultural-Looking, and blog about it WHILE WE'RE THERE!"

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

Hey are you making fun of my vacation?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

No! I'm making fun of the really annoying Intel ad with a happy, shiny couple visiting some old amphitheatre in Florence.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

I WIN

AMAZE RANDY, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Yes, you've already won... ten dollars,
and you could win hundreds or thousands more in our
FABULOUS ONLINE CASINO!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

COuld you provide a link please. I've been having a difficult time finding a place to gamble online.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

So, just testing to see if this actually happened or not...

loggy logged out, Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

Not yet. We're going to make reg-only an option for thread starters, and see if that solves any of people's issues. There will be an [ADMIN] thread on that as soon as Alan implements it.

My main conclusion from all the arguments is that there's a lot of stuff we mods could and should improve before trialling reg-only (clarifying rules, recruiting new mods, etc.).

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

OK, cool. Was just curious, since I was seeing a lot of unlogged in posts still going on!

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

CLOSE BUT KNOW CIGRE

AMAZE RANDY, Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

I'm not fussed either way on register only , but I think Tom has a very good and sensible idea.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

Reg-only by thread wasn't my idea. It was Mark S' originally.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Well congrats to Mark S then!

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

Not yet. We're going to make reg-only an option for thread starters, and see if that solves any of people's issues. There will be an [ADMIN] thread on that as soon as Alan implements it.

THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING! FASCISTS!

And don't beg me to stay, either.

No really, don't beg me. I'm definitely leaving.

In fact, I'll be posting several more times on this thread about my intentions to leave. But I WILL NOT BE SWAYED by any begging or entreaties to stay.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Maybe this effort could also be helped by the orginizational and analytical skills of the other Alan- Alan C---iao.

Ciao, Nicole!

k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

I'm gone!

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Adios, muchacha.

k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Wow, this place isn't the same since Nicole left.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Personally, I think some of ILX's greatest moments have been born out of nonsense and gibberish.

logged in (jel), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Buh-bye, Nazi overlords!

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

Who are the moderators and administrators?

zoostead (zoostead), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

I heard she was shifting over to Noize-only posting, Dan.

k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

Who are the moderators and administrators?

And can we eat them?

logged in (jel), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

They eat babies, you know.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

how does this work, im confused

anthony, Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

They're going to make people sign their posts IN BLOOD.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Random Unlooged Guy Has Dog That Takes Tips

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I don't think the problem with ile is the lack of registration, it's just that there's way too many people posting now. The only solution would be to ban a good 50% of ile, but that's not going to happen.

This was (and still is) done on another board I was on. If you lurked or didn't post enough - I think less than ten posts per week - you were banned. It seemed a bit over the top, but I could understand because it costs a lot of money to maintain that board. I stopped frequenting the board because of some assholish behavior by an ex-moderator.

nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Anthony: when you start a thread there will be a little box you can tick (or something else simple you can do) to make it registered-users only. The default setting remains 'open-to-all'.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

They eat babies, you know.

And the great thing about the fontanelles is that you can stick the skewer through them for the BBQ without having to do any of that nasty trepanning.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

thats more then fair, thank you mark and tom.
would you like to cuddle now?

anthony, Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

I really need advice on how to become a better poster, I've really lost it.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

"the skewer"

The Ghost of Ew (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

I want that MODERATED right now. Or I will leave. Seriously, I will be gone if that doesn't happen.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

The moderators have taken your request under consideration and are currently laughing at it while we make salt and pepper shakers out of baby thigh bones.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.eminemitalia.it/images/hiphoptimeline/salt_n_pepa.jpg

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, go back to your summit on the top of Cuddlestein Mountain and have your infant banquet. Fascists.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

YUM.

And we will push it real good.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050821/i/r4038711509.jpg?x=217&y=345&sig=9CVrQIK2ymaJ7kTZx_F76w--

This is what the 12 ft lizards really look like. FEAR THEM.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

The moderators wish to note that not all their midriffs are so taut.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Do it already and stop answering questions from people who are too lazy to read the initial post.

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

p.s. no need for ILE2 or shed seven
http://ilcman.proboards38.com

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 4 September 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

so can you retroactively make a thread reg-only? can the mods do this? cuz the juan maclean one is getting battered...

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 4 September 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

I believe the code changes to make this possible are not yet in place - and I'm unclear whether it will apply anywhere but ILE.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 4 September 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

Slocki the mods can make any thread reg-only, ask & link on the mod board.

Tom (Groke), Sunday, 4 September 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

Actually this seems to be untrue - sorry :(

Tom (Groke), Sunday, 4 September 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

tom it is true!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 4 September 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

ken, i love you

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 September 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

it is true, edit mods can reg-only any thread on their boards.

also, i have added the code to start a thread and make it reg-only.

note you must be logged in to make use of this new feature, and if the board is locked, the option doesn't appear

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 4 September 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Can admins reg-only any thread?

Tom (Groke), Sunday, 4 September 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

yes. click show all details and add a permission using the mini form at the foot of the thread

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 4 September 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Ah yes, sorry, I was dim :(

Tom (Groke), Sunday, 4 September 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

It's not the clearest feature, but once you know it's there, it works!

Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 4 September 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

i should add the form to the adminmsg page too dammit

Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 4 September 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

p.s. no need for ILE2 or shed seven
http://ilcman.proboards38.com

well, looks like we have our emergency backup to ILX now...

thanks for the code addition, Alan

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 4 September 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

Hurrah for the extra code! Now I want an excuse to start a new thread just to see if it works.

At the moment, I'm trying to work out whether the flood of offensive anon posters on, eg, this thread, are pro- or anti-registration users.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 5 September 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)


the FAQ needs to be overhauled.

ssxxss (zoostead), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

do you really find that shit offensive????

rio natsume, Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

what do you think needs to be addressed in the faq?

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.progressiveruin.com/images/sm330b.jpg

, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

i did add the permission form to the "admin" page of questions BTW. don't know if i mentioned this anywhere

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

FASCIST

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

yes quite.

also THIS IS A DONE DEAL WHY ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS WAH WAH WAH. oh wait no it's not, the mods decided not to go ahead, best just slope off quietly and hope nobody noticed how dickish i've been acting for 200 posts

:-(

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

I was kidding.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

i wasn't aiming that at anyone. and if i was, they can ignore it

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

So why didn't the experiment take place? There's still a lot of anonymous bullshit going on ILE.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

FASCIST

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

FECESIST

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

LEAVE MY POOR WORK COFFEE OUT OFF THIS, KENNY BOY

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

What we decided Tuomas was to allow users to reg-only the threads that they start, if they want to. (The solution Mark S proposed).

I'm also going to put something in the FAQ to the effect that people can ask for logged-out personal attacks to be deleted, an extension of the "you can ask for a thread about yourself to be deleted" rule.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

is "mod your own thread" option going to be too hard to code?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

has there been less spambot activity? i'm convinced it was a lurker with malware

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

Full modding of one's own threads seems to me a logical extension if this works.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

I think that might be going too far. People will end up removing anything they just don't agree with.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

And that's our job!

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

I was just about to say! It would be GREAT! You could delete all the negative replies! :-)

nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

well we locked the threads that were attracting spam to unreg'd users and no more has popped up, dunno what exactly that means.

also Tom if you're going to change the FAQ that way please put something in there about how the request might not be honored by the mods, some people have a terribly overdeveloped sense of what constitutes a personal attack.

I also disagree with full modding of one's own threads, it destroys consistency and there's too much potential to mod other people's posts and have them say things they didn't actually say.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

I am gay.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Yeah an "at the moderator's discretion" should go in there.

But then the qn of moderator favouritism arises.

To which I say "we need more mods!"

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

I prefer punkers. (This could have been edited by a moderator. One will never know.)

nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

*wonders, sincerely, whether brave new world beckons*

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

every moderation request will need votes of approval from half of the mods.

haha we can turn ilx into the EU.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

If you actually need new mods, I might volunteer.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

We need new rockers.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

& gangs... erm, never mind

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...
Can we go ahead and consider this topic again?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

I think it's a good idea.

TOMBOT2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

I don't really believe that nude spock is going to stop posting if we do

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:38 (twenty years ago)

The logged-in posters can be just as destructive and prone to harrassing other ILX0rs as the logged out ones.

OK, it makes them easier to track and take action against when they do so, but... hrrrrm. I see your point.

Hello Cthulhu (kate), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

reg-only wont stop anyone from spamming or stalking

Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

I'm just coming across a whole lot of locked threads lately, users being impersonated, shit like that. It seems like it'd be easier on everyone to just make things reg-only, especially since every other msg board in the world is also reg-only anyway at this point...?

xpost yes I mean it's difficult if everyone's logged in to claim you weren't the one who did something shitty or off.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Sure he will, TOMBOT.

TOMBOT2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:41 (twenty years ago)

"he"

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:41 (twenty years ago)

"'he'"

he, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Yawn, if that was true then other boards on this server that ARE reg-only would see more spammers and stalkers, non?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

only registered folx get to start a thread might be an intermediate solution

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I really don't see what's wrong with that at all.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

half-measures are for the weak

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)

what the hell do you think ILX is? The ONLY reason I can see anyone arguing against this move at this point is because then they can't log out to post their personal problems (or, sadly more likely, anonymous insults of other regs).

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

preventing 'personal problems' threads is a better argument for this than any nude spock stalker moves!

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

It would require some degree of recoding I'm sure but there could be an option for registered users to post anonymously after logging in. It would provide no lesser degree of privacy than is currently offered by anon posting

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Almost any board in existence makes people register, if not PAY. What can you lose? 1 Nude Spock and a whole bunch of crap.

TOMBOT2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

It would be easy enough to create a temporary "anon42" account to post delicate problems.

But, that said, it would be just as easy to stalk/harrass/anon insult people the same way. Might delay the reaction time, though.

The only thing I see it preventing is the rampant identity theft, which is, actually quite a problem lately.

Hello Cthulhu (kate), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)

but yeah preventing man I'm so logged out right now because I have no idea how to hit on this girl in my history of jazz class and am afraid of the NSA threads is not really a problem AFAICT

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)

It would require some degree of recoding

This isn't true.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)

Allyzay is disagreeing w/her man! OMG, the plan is working!

TOMBOT2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Board Permissions

* Unregistered users locked remove
* richardpick locked remove

Login Name (Leave blank for unregistered users)
Permission
Note

(uh sorry to pick on "richardpick" here)

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Hey Tom, who was more entertaining: this guy or the shit that Aaron Hz went off about last year?

kingfish da last ubermensch (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:19 (twenty years ago)

ts: "you don't own her" vs "take her, dude"

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)

MIGHT BE TEH same guy, kingfish.

Tom., Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

I meant the option to post anon while being registered and logged in

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

actually we are all the same person, incl. johnny fitz and becky lucas. Just like kate and jon.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

the rest are all paste etc. etc.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

ts: "He Said" vs. "She Said" vs. "I Says To 'Em, I Says"

TOMBOT2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Actually, you know what, Tombot? You're such an asshole on ILX on a regular basis that you deserve every bit of harrassment you get. Carry on...

Hello Cthulhu (kate), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Actually, you know what, Tombot? You're such an asshole on ILX on a regular basis that you deserve every bit of harrassment you get. Carry on...

That's all I'm saying, but he's not trying to hear dat see? Can dish it out, but can't take it, just like blount, noodles and the rest of the crybaby gang.

TOMBOT2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Kate + Scaredy Cat = wuv

My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

most predictable alliance ever

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

how are we 'not taking it' nude spock???

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

yeah I'm also trying to understand at which point in my life I have ever 'dished out' posting under one of our contest winners' usernames

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

We both love Freemasons.

j blount is "on it" quicker than Con Ed. Nude Spock starting electrical fires in his brane.

Scaredy Spock, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.picturesofjesus4you.com/images/jesus_soccer_team_a.jpg

This thread has been locked by Jesus

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I guess I can add this guy to the list. When I was a teenager, he was my best friend. It's weird to hear how far he's fallen. He's a really intelligent guy, a history buff. He always thought differently than the "kids". I always felt he was somehow better than most people, actually. When we shared an apartment in college, he started drinking privately everyday and we did share hundreds of acid trips, but there was something about him that I understood. After I moved away, he started to deteriorate for some reason. He visited me last year and he was really strange, but I could understand all his piercing insights. He still seemed wickedly intelligent; the kind of intelligence that takes you off guard, actually. He acted unassuming most of the time and you would pigeonhole him as a certain kind of guy and suddenly he'd blurt out an opinion that seemed to say, "FUCK YOU, you don't know where I'm coming from!" and it would surprise the hell out of you, but you'd have to agree with him. He made sense.

Anyway, I got this email yesterday from my mom. He's about the 4th person I used to hang out with that's been committed. This is his third time and it sounds like he's kinda fucked in the head, I'm sad to say:

Subject : Bad News Date : Mon, 6 Aug 2001 10:45:49 +0000 Reply Reply All Forward Delete Printer Friendly Version I just found out last night that [this guy] is in the hospital in Ogdensberg. He's there because he had a nervous breakdown about 2 weeks ago. He had repeatedly called the judge who took away his driver's license due to DWI...to threaten the judge with a lawsuit. The judge didn't take kindly to the many calls & had the police pick him up. He was found to be incoherent and out of control, so he was hospitalized.

Previously diagnosed as manic depressive, to be on medication always, [he] totally resisted this diagnosis. His refusal to take the medication and his continual ingesting of 12 to 15 coffees daily, along with heavy smoking and use of marijuana (as well as lots of sodas) all took its toll on him.

I don't know how long he will be kept there. He is very resistant to the treatment objective and won't cooperate.

I fear that one day when we meet up again he will hold me responsible for not being there for him when he need me. I told him he could live with me last summer, but after a visit, I realized he was just too intense.

Most of the people I did heavy amounts of drugs with have gone off the deep end. It makes me wonder why I feel so confident in my sanity. But, now and again, I think of times I've acted completely insane and was probably lucky people just didn't care enough to persue it. This is why I posted about throwing my toilet paper in the toilet, a perfectly sane thing to post about!

Is insanity something that's obvious or is it subjective? It seems to me that everyone is fucked up, judging by what I witness. I feel more well adjusted than most people I see on the street. And, now, when I remember things I've done, it seems like another person entirely. It's not how I feel at all.

Ya think it's true: "all ya need is love?"

I do. All my friends that went nuts had no body. They trusted no one.

-- Nude Spock (spockcoc...), August 6th, 2001.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.goenglish.com/GoEnglish_com_ThePotCallingTheKettleBlack.gif

I'm sorry I bothered.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

hey, it's aaron! hey aaron, how's law school goin'?

kingfish da last ubermensch (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

He's ON IT!

j blount 2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

zing!

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

double-zing!

j blount 2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

zing!

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Can I call you Beardy McBeard?

j blount2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

whenever I look at this thread (or any thread where the moderators complain about stuff) I have no idea what problems/spammers/"bad" posters anybody is referring to.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Just as a wild idea, how about allowing unregistered users to post, but forcing them to post anonymously, by giving them all the same handle (something like "No Login Used") and a blank email address. (Obv not letting them see the email addresses of registered users, either.)

Serious posters would soon enough want to register under this system, since it stops them from being lazy about registration and forces them to step up and claim a handle after a reasonably short time in order to shed their blank identity and be seen.

The other appeal here is that trolls would completely lose their identity. How long would a nude spock post if the enmity and odium he attracts couldn't be attached to a known, visible handle? Giving trolls handles lets them have a mask - a device that hides, but has a visible identity, too. As anyone familiar with the history of masquerade knows that this is a potent tool in a social context and invites lawless behavior.

Finally, it lays to rest any qualms about everyone being forced to reveal themselves at all times to everyone, and it lets the random googlers have the thrill of immediate participation.

One more thing: unresgistered users should be denied the ability to bomb threads with huge images. No image tags and a limit of 3K per posting should be about right.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

I know I'm stating the obvious, and I know I'm guilty of not doing this regularly, but the number 1 way to get rid of the creeps is to ignore them. Aimless' idea is great though, cos it achieves the same result: no attention for armchair sociopaths.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Actually, you know what, Tombot? You're such an asshole on ILX on a regular basis that you deserve every bit of harrassment you get. Carry on...
-- Hello Cthulhu (masonicboo...), March 22nd, 2006.

THIS IS PURE IRONICAL COMEDY GOLD.

John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

How long would a nude spock post if the enmity and odium he attracts couldn't be attached to a known, visible handle?

Pretty long, since that's basically what's a-been a-goin' on a-here for a-quite-a some-atime.

Nude Spock 2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

I think the current limit is 2K per post for unreg users actually

I don't have any problem with what you're suggesting, except that they did that on Slashdot and it still meant that they had to invest a huge amount of time in a ridiculous comment moderation system that everybody hates.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)

I know I'm stating the obvious, and I know I'm guilty of not doing this regularly, but the number 1 way to get rid of the creeps is to ignore them. Aimless' idea is great though, cos it achieves the same result: no attention for armchair sociopaths.

I would like to know why such brilliant advice is not heeded when it comes from me. In the past, I congratulated Ally for her repeated insinstance to ignore me. Pity she didn't listen to her own advice. I have also suggested reg-only numerous times. I have also intentionally remained anonymous numerous times.

Nude Spock 2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:04 (twenty years ago)

ally I love that cartoon and will save for future hilarity.

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

why are you so nasty, Hello Cthulhu?

crossposts

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

I like Aimless' idea a lot!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:08 (twenty years ago)

yeah it's a good idea. the only non-registered ilxors left are easton and trife and their styles are distinctive enough it's immediately apparent it's them anyhow.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:10 (twenty years ago)

me too! love it!

No Login Used, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:10 (twenty years ago)

yeah I think we have already established that nude spock is also a non-registered ilxor left and he, too, is immediately apparent from posting steez.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

I think the mods themselves will be able to let you know how well the "anonymous coward" posting scheme works to keep trolls off of other message boards.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

I thought that cartoon was cutest :D

aimless's idea is really not bad and I'm pretty sure easton and trife might register anyway if forced (trife used to log in, FWIW).

xpost Tom if all of the anon users are all posting under the exact same forced thing it's a lot easier for a mod to go in, do a search on "BLAHBITTYBLAH" and delete bomb posts, presumably.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)

mods should be making use of aja/d more too.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:16 (twenty years ago)

why don't we just have our logins be our social security number you fcuking stalenistss!!1

srsly tho i don't see the practical difference between aimless' idea and what we have now. i don't think the made-up-on-the-fly id vs. a static "anon" one will do much.

geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

well I still am on record that the easiest solution is for a mod to go into administer board and lock out unregistered users. No new coding, no new anything. Why the hell not?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

...they had to invest a huge amount of time in a ridiculous comment moderation system that everybody hates.

I am not sure what a comment moderation system is, which perhaps is the reason I fail to see why one would be required, rather than optional.

I don't think the goal is to eliminate flames or flame wars. These are quaint internet manifestations that may be savored for their own smoky delights. I see the goal as merely using the lightest possible hand to frustrate resident trolls.

Transient trolls are far less of a problem than residents. Transients have a limited reportoire of obvious insults and goads. Residents stay and study the situation carefully to find victims to stalk and generally create as much havoc as possible. They learn and acquire power. Not good. My suggestions don't preclude trolls from taking up residence, but it does discourage them over the long haul, by making them work harder for their pay.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

aimless' scheme is good but probably will have fairly minimal effect. i'm for trying it tho.

anyway tom it isn't the comment moderation scheme that ppl hate on slashdot -- it's the meandering threading system made up of broken nested tables.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

i don't think the made-up-on-the-fly id vs. a static "anon" one will do much.

I agree. It's a small step ahead, not a revolution.

On-the-fly handles are a creative tool and can be done in a witty progressive series that obv link the identity of the troll over successive posts. Using a static anon handle robs them of one distinctive method of de-anonymizing themselves, or staying one step ahead of someone else who wants to turn tables and impersonate or satirize them anonymously.

If the coding is too much the keepers of the board can always say no, not interested. I don't want to overburden them.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

ts: "isolation" vs. "integration"
ts: "self control" vs. "state control"

ILX2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Never let a conniving bastard frame the debate for you.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

He's too witless to do any conniving.

My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

"JUST IGNORE HIM"

ILX2, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

Having just logged out for the first time in about 18 months, I can see that the current system is exceptionally easy for troll abuse.

Providing convenient entry boxes for any handle and email an unregistered user cares to make up on the spot right above the entry box for Message provides no barrier at all to trolls. It's more like an open invitation to heavy sarcasm, chest-beating, and dick-waving.

These two boxes could be removed entirely or else replaced by some simple text declarations.
----

Welcome! As an unregistered user:

Your handle will be: Anonymous User. Your email address will be left blank. All html tags aside from italics or bold will be removed from your message. To eliminate these restrictions, you must register.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

That's a great idea, Aimless!

Signed,
Eat My Shorts

==, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Yes, this anonymising of all unregistered users cannot fail to strip their identities away. I've been trying to think of any loophole, but can't.
- Martin Skidmore

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Dammit.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

If ILE goes register only, I will unleash my proxy flooder on it.

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure the ILE mods have more of a life than the Aja Dante f00lz and wouldn't want to sit online all day banning every username it uses.

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)

if the noise board goes register only, canadians will eventually decide to rape you in the ass?

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:25 (twenty years ago)

The noise board can't go registered only! That's like the last bastion of freedom in a fascist ILX! If that should happen I'll launch my flux capacitor on it.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Jon you just got pwn3d by Tuomas the Finnish Gangster.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

Can someone start a second thread when this finally breaks down into a total flame war so I can check in when its finally interesting? kthxbi

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Isn't that the fake Tuomas?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

flux capacitor

Is that the swoop necked turn of the century swim suit?

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:34 (twenty years ago)

an open invitation to heavy sarcasm, chest-beating, and dick-waving.

I prefer chest sarcasm, dick-beating, and heavy-waving.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

I beat my dick against my chest and wave into my webcam.

Signed,
Anonymous

==, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:39 (twenty years ago)

Yes, this anonymising of all unregistered users cannot fail to strip their identities away. I've been trying to think of any loophole, but can't.

This, I should add, is due to my prodigious IQ, which has been measured off the scales on several occasions and should be ph3ared at all times.

- Martin Skidmore

Martin Cuttlefish Skidmore, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Why don't we let people post anonymously but only if they are logged in on a real account? :D

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Jon if only you had majored in the liberal arts perhaps you could read

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

No. Wait. The fellow claiming above to be '-Martin Skidmore' wasn't me. I am not nearly as smart as he says he is, and I should know.
-Martin Skidmore

Anonymous User, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

I don't read shit from liberal arts majors or anyone who could love someone who claims that Netscape 4 on Classic Mac OS was a good user experience!

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:02 (twenty years ago)

Spoofing of -Martin Skidmore's identity should not be left in the hands of novices. I have been spoofing -Martin Skidmore's identity for over forty years. The poor sap doesn't even know which end is up anymore.
-Martin Skidmore

Anonymous User, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

I think I've figured out how to tell the phony -Martin Skidmore apart from the real -Martin Skidmore. It's as plain as the nose on -Martin Skidmore's face. The real -Martin Skidmore has a slightly nasal quality you can't miss.
-Martin Skidmore

(really-truly this time)(just look at this face - would I lie to you?)

Anonymous User, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Jon I think maybe the main thing you haven't considered with a lot of things is that everyone else in the world is not you.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Though it's kind of hard to tell, these days, who is a real person and who is some reg's crazy alter ego and who is even me.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I find it charming, other times just irritating. Is there a real Tuomas anymore, btw?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/1420000/1426137.gif

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

cocktari detected on short-range sensors, captain

kingfish da last ubermensch (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Allyzay Rofflesbreger, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

ATARI! PENIS! RIOT!

Dan (WHAT DID YOU SAY???) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Your fascination with the specific singling out (which I recall YOU bringing into the conversation of which I said I overall preferred previous OS's to OSX) of Netscape 4 is kind of admirable. This is what I mean, when it is charming. I will keep maintaining an allegiance to Netscape 4 because I think this is v. funny! Truth be told, I don't do enough special shit w/ browsers to even have a preference between lynx and Firefox v1700.63 or whatever future we are heading towards.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.siftmusic.com/ftp/Dom/labrat/cartman.jpg

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

;_;

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 22:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lamanzanilla.info/la_manzanilla_buy_sell/shit_2_x_o.jpg

Here, have a couple of these, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 23:05 (twenty years ago)

http://loserzone.tripod.com/title.gif

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

For that Tripod Hosted image, you get one of these:

http://www.secondtruth.com/bwtf/rca.gif

Eatabaggashit, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 23:13 (twenty years ago)

i'm saying alot of regulars don't usually log in and are against registration and 'aww just go ahead and register, why don't you wanna register?' and 'well if you don't wanna register you don't have to post here and it's just temporary you can post on ile again in a few months' don't really seem to me to be satisfactory counterarguments to their concerns. none of the people who're against registration are responsible for any of the behavior that's prompting this conversation, and the logistics of this option - how large a majority will have to vote for registration for it to be enacted? shouldn't it have to be a very large majority, like 75-80%? and is it very very unlikely this majority will be achieved? in which case why 'temporarily' enact a solution that most or at least a sizeable portion of ilx thinks is an awful idea in the long term? - haven't really been dealt with and alternatives to registration, more focused less preemptive alternatives, haven't really been discussed. i'm registered on ilx purely cuz i don't like typing my email and username over and over, but there have been other boards, torrent sites, etc. that require registration where i've decided 'fuckit, it ain't worth the hassle'. i think that something that is going to affect everyone who posts to ile should have an extraordinary level of support before it is enacted and that other options should at least be pondered.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), August 27th, 2005.

Classic, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 23:38 (twenty years ago)

well, this sure has been a productive thread.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 23:42 (twenty years ago)


is it THAT hard to log in?

irony, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 23:52 (twenty years ago)

Logging in doesn't work from my mobile.

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:00 (twenty years ago)

HOW DID THE THREAD WITH THE ANONYMOUS GOOGLER WHO HAD HIS OWN COLLECTION OF SHOWBIZ PIZZA ROBOTS GET DELETED?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

for alot of reasons im registered now, and regret the hell out of it,

anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:03 (twenty years ago)

i'd like to know why you regret registering anthony.

i am (for the record and what it's worth) against making posting reg only

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:11 (twenty years ago)

THE SHOWBIZ PIZZA ROBOT THREAD GOT DELETED BECAUSE ANTHONY REGISTERED?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Alan, are thread/message deletes final or are they just marked in the DB as deleted? It'd be nice to be able to see deleted stuff with showall on.

Obv. not a huge priority

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Wow, you guys all really need to go get laid, seriously. If this is taking up so much time and serious thought, you all have problems.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:15 (twenty years ago)

"is it THAT hard to log in?"

is it THAT hard to not be an asshole on the internet?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Y'all are some crazy folks.
I sure would like to see that Showbiz thread though.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Wow, you guys all really need to go get laid, seriously. If this is taking up so much time and serious thought, you all have problems.
This is coming from the near 30 year old goth with a livejournal?

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:16 (twenty years ago)

I agree with Trayce, actually...

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:16 (twenty years ago)

Poor Stroke Victim had about 40 deleted last night. :-( All he wanted to do was make a pun about being a jerkoff. Baleted by the ILX Gestapo.

Tweak Geegaw, Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:17 (twenty years ago)

cause i felt, and feel bullied into it

anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:17 (twenty years ago)

Yea, wtf was up w/ stroke victim being locked? It wasn't NSFW (and that isn't criteria) and it wasn't a personal attack or anything bad at all!

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:18 (twenty years ago)

GET ONE PERSPECTIVE, FATTY!

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:18 (twenty years ago)

I PREDICT MEDIOCRE FLAME WAR FOLLOWED BY FORUM EXODUS.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:19 (twenty years ago)

IF ANYONE PAYPALS ME $2 I WILL EMAIL THEM THE SOURCE CODE TO MY FLOODBOT

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:20 (twenty years ago)

$1.50?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:21 (twenty years ago)

I'll have you know I've already had sex 4 times plus received 2 blowjobs (one swallow) since saturday. Male orgasms are much shorter than female orgasms. Perhaps this is the cause of your confusion, Trayce. You see, a man be receiving felatio while giving the order to go to war, even. It doesn't matter. In any case, it's a mild distraction. Getting laid might solve the problem for some rapists or something, but even then I doubt it. I propose we eliminate this lame word choice from our vocabulary and file it right next to the phrase, "it's like a car accident; you don't want to look, but you have to." Turn it into a meme and get all uppity about it. Roffles.

kthxbi, Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:22 (twenty years ago)

Giving trolls handles lets them have a mask - a device that hides, but has a visible identity, too. As anyone familiar with the history of masquerade knows that this is a potent tool in a social context and invites lawless behavior.

Funny, I just wrote my next Wired News column on this theme. Well, a related theme. I argued that in the past "brainstorming" was considered the best way to unleash a copious flow of original ideas, but that now personae -- internet avatars and masks -- are the way to do this. The big difference between the two is that brainstorming is impersonal and somewhat scattershot. People brainstorm in teams, and nobody gets too invested. But thinking by means of personae is like constructing a Frankenstein's monster, or a fighting kite, and sending it out to do battle in a safe place. The internet is just such a safe place, a place where it's impossible to do real physical harm, but where personal investment in personae can still make arguments and ego clashes as compelling as kite fights.

There can be no "lawless behaviour" in a place like the internet, which, because it's totally safe, needs no laws. And instead of discouraging people from developing personae to use on the internet, we should be encouraging them. The history of the masquerade leads to extremely civilised (but also fun) things like the Venice carnevale or Mardi Gras.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, totally safe.

phil d. (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:57 (twenty years ago)

"extremely civilised things like Mardi Gras"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:58 (twenty years ago)

I found the Showbiz thread. I don't know why my link from last summer doesn't work anymore.

Anyway. Read that post and then come back here and tell me that we should lock the unregistered out.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:01 (twenty years ago)

Worst. Argument. Evah.

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck, this shit again? Jesus people, get over yourselves!

You're like a thousand sparrows locked in a safe, you better believe that there's a lot of squawking and shitting going on inside, but from the outside, it doesn't matter, noone gives a shit.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

I would care. It would break my heart.
Poor widdle sparrows.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 March 2006 02:03 (twenty years ago)

I think we should just start a "I Love Discussing Changes To ILX That Would Make it Closer To My Personal Ideal, Despite My Internal Gnawing Realization That It Will Never Happen." board. Which I could then happily ignore.

If you wish, you can make this new board Reg-Only.

John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 23 March 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

Oh Lord. Some poor bastards out there have this thread set for email notification. May God have mercy on your inboxes.

John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 23 March 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Oh man, this was precious. There's like a handful of dorkus malorkii here with their panties in a knot.

Nobody gives a shit about your ideal. Your opinion isn't as important as you think.

Believe it... or not!

Ripley's, Thursday, 23 March 2006 02:33 (twenty years ago)

You're like a thousand sparrows locked in a safe, you better believe that there's a lot of squawking and shitting going on inside, but from the outside, it doesn't matter, noone gives a shit.

It seems to get you pretty worked up, Zen Master Mike!

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 23 March 2006 03:28 (twenty years ago)

Alan, are thread/message deletes final or are they just marked in the DB as deleted? It'd be nice to be able to see deleted stuff with showall on.

well except that would eliminate the whole goddamn point of deletion, but that aside..

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 23 March 2006 04:59 (twenty years ago)

Eeeh, look, it doesn't get me all that riled - it's more the frequency with which this old chestnut gets brought up that is a mild irritant. We all know it's going to end up in a shitfight, so why even bother?

Ignore those who annoy you, enjoy the bits that correspond with your interests, love your neighbour!

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 23 March 2006 05:41 (twenty years ago)

Eeeh, look, it doesn't get me all that riled - it's more the frequency with which this old chestnut gets brought up that is a mild irritant. We all know it's going to end up in a shitfight, so why even bother?

Ignore those who annoy you, enjoy the bits that correspond with your interests, love your neighbour!

Y'all are going to try this'experiment' and the board is going to shimmer and disappear from it's moorings here and appear momentarily on a server in Uganda, before returning, on fire with every thread on board twisted and warped in hideous alien manners.
Experiments are always a bad idea.

-- Mike Stuchbery (michael.stuchber...), August 27th, 2005.

Obscure reference, but I made myself laugh.


What's with all the talk of indentify theft and spamming. I'm usually lurking here for a couple of hours each day - free periods and such when I'm not teaching - and I see none of this.

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 23 March 2006 05:49 (twenty years ago)

Jon I think maybe the main thing you haven't considered with a lot of things is that everyone else in the world is not you.

Ally is hilarious!!!

oops (Oops), Thursday, 23 March 2006 05:50 (twenty years ago)

Well, I meant nice for ADMINS to be able to.

xpost to Sterling

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 06:04 (twenty years ago)

Ally and Tombot criticizing me for being a bit dickish is priceless....

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 06:04 (twenty years ago)

What's with all the talk of indentify theft and spamming.

Read the admin log. Look at the amt of shit people have to delete/change.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 March 2006 06:08 (twenty years ago)

I don't see any identity theft just spamming. Why not give regular mods the ability to lock a poster's ip out for 15 minutes?

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 06:11 (twenty years ago)

If Andrew, Alan, Noodles & the ILE mods don't see a reason to do it then why bother arguing. At any rate the coding required to implement a "type the word you see in the box" feature so that spambots (I'm sorry, "proxy flooders") is probably not worth it - yet.

I can't actually see how ILE could be made worse by the implementation of this feature. One dude who bought a surplus Rockafire Explosion setup vs. Nude Spock and a host of spammers. Eventually the tide will turn in favor of registration, ILE can't remain a hippie commune free love backwater forever.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

http://history.acusd.edu/gen/WW2Timeline/images/28-1125a.gif

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

actually i do SEE a reason for it, but it's not my call. reg only is something that could aid the workload of the mods/admins, and would effect the culture/experience of being a poster on the board. But if a vote was called for it on ILE/M i'd still say no.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Spammers will keep getting in unless we get one of those "type the number/letter sequence in the box" things. Nude spockers will still get in as long as yahoo gives out free e-mail addresses.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/03/10/arts/gall.slideone.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 23 March 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Spammers will keep getting in unless we get one of those "type the number/letter sequence in the box" thing.

Many spammers employ people in the third world who do this all day.

Are you suggesting we should cap registering new accounts also? ;)

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

where can I find one of those jobs?

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)

NOT A BAD IDEA JW

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, Alan and the devs might do well to read this:

http://www.kahunaburger.com/index.php?p=191

I'm sure there's a PHP class that can do open proxy tests. Keep the results for an IP in memcache. (Also, I know it would be a huge PITA, but don't you think caching sql query results in memcache would help things?)

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

But, blounty m'boy, just less than a year ago you were fighting to keep ILX free!! My what a turncoat you've become.

j blount2, Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:25 (twenty years ago)

where can I find one of those jobs?

Amazon has actually created an API for doing menial tasks that computers can't do! Seems like it would be useful for fucking captchas on a mass scale. ;)

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Do you have something in your eye, Jon?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Same thing on his toes. A twinkle.

Funny Jokemaker, Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)

I love that ILE still has people who come onto threads just to call everyone else losers.

Anyway, hi guys!

A) This is really pretty hardly a big deal, it occurred to me that maybe it was worth a discussion. APPARENTLY NOT.
B) It was more of a "OK must really suck that the mods have to delete 40 threads or go through skimming through faked-regular posts deleting shit, what crap, especially with certain people freaking out every time the mods, like, moderate something they don't like, wouldn't it be easier...?" idea. I mean it'd seem like they already have enough on their hands with actually registered regulars-type people calling them out as brownshirts or getting their periods and deciding to follow around other regs and harrass them for a week or two at a time or other-mods-flaking-out-and-doing-ill-advised-shit situations etc etc. I mean that's basically the reason why everyone else in the world IS reg only, because--surprise--people be batshit insane whether they register or not, just makes it easier to nip things in the bud this way.
C) the reason everyone hates /. is because of /. posters and not its moderation system or anything like that.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

C) the reason everyone hates /. is because of /. posters and not its moderation system or anything like that.

OTM. I love hearing some CS undergrad tell the world their opinion of Sun/whatever's big iron when all their experience is from installing Linux on their old Dell. Also, tired jokes

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)

D) I care way too much about something I pretend not to really care about at all, basically.

Allyzay Rofflesbreger, Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)

I know. It's like Something Awful but with people pretending they know what they're doing in some scientific manner, not just posting bad photoshops involving Darth Vader.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:12 (twenty years ago)

further factioning and balkanizing of the board would be a good idea too - let's go multiverse!!!!!!!

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

T/S:

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/images/apr23/fiveearthsremain.jpg

vs.

http://www.whom.co.uk/gfx/secretwars.jpg

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

THAT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8a/Secretwar8.jpg/389px-Secretwar8.jpg

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

sparkle motion venom

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

I KEEP LOOKING FOR A CAMEL TOE

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

O RLY?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

IF IT IS SECRET WARS, DOES THAT MAKE TOM REED RICHARDS, ETC

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

does that make the anonymous troll Galactus?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

Beyonderer. Er.

"Troll", Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Tom Jones, more like.

kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:47 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry but Beyonder was already taken by Aaron Hz. ;_;

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:47 (twenty years ago)

Beyonder
Hailing from another universe, the Beyonder traveled to Earth through a temporary interdimensional wormhole. He has the ability to create and destroy matter as he chooses and restore to life any being he desires. Only through the combined efforts of most of Earth's heroes was he sent to another dimension.

yeup that sounds like meeee!

Beyonder, Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:47 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry but Beyonder was already taken by Aaron Hz. ;_;

O RLY?

Does he have one of these?

http://www.infofocus.ca/images/beyonder.jpg

Anonymoose, Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

I am clearly Dr. Doom.


xpost LOLZ

R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/She_hulk_7_cover.jpg

note: I do not claim She-Hulk.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Did that damn image show up or what?

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/rolocoaster/beyonder.jpg

Proof of Beyondrance, Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

She-Hulk = hot female NYC lawyer. If only ILX still had one of those around.

Ally, we all know who you are if we are going into superhero worlds.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Is that the Heavy Metal chick flying above the Supreme Court? And if so, why?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

listen, there are a lot of whys in that picture, just don't question.

Martin, unfortunately Harley Quinn was not featured in the Secret Wars :\

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:19 (twenty years ago)


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