T/S: Natalie Portman vs. Keira Knightly

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Because 75% of the time I can't tell them apart.

Natalie:
http://www.celebopedia.com/portman/images/natalie_portman.jpg

Keira:
http://www.enoma.org/g/1/keira/2.jpg

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

F*king hell:

ihttp://www.enoma.org/g/1/keira/2.jpg

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

OKAY I GIVE UP NOW.

― stupid idiot ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

both fairly terrible

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

n. portman probably worse tho

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Keira Knightly is the slightly more attractive one.

xpost

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Which one was in Batman?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, and I have such lust for KK in that new movie Domino where she looks like a scruffy little butch.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Woah, that's scary. Most of the time they look nothing alike to me but that top picture of Natalie Portman is EXTREMELY Keira Knightly-esque.

(My favorite version of this is Ashley Judd vs Charlize Theron.)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

keira knightly has a very pretty face, but the body of a pre-pubescent boy.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Well, Keira was Natalie's double in that horrible horrible movie that I will not even speak the name of.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

air bud?

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

The one where she lived in a Wal-Mart?

xpost

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Anywhere But Here?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't talk about Air Bud like that!

x-post

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

natalie portman also gave us shinsblog in a very round about way, so i cant totally hate.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha Where The Heart Is also starred Charlize Theron!

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/15/45/20m.jpg

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Portman, because she's shown some evidence of being able to close her mouth.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

haha i think now is one of those times when i need to close my mouth

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

My wife claims to have seen a picture of Keira with her mouth closed! It's the first time she's admitted that Keira is an attractive woman.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Where the Heart Is is the bomb. Easily the best movie Portman's been in aside from Closer. (Damning with faint praise, I suppose.)

Knightley is beautiful, but her co-star from that soccer movie is still way hotter.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Is Where The Heart Is the one about Walmart? Cos that was crap!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Wal-Mart and Ashley Judd as the town slut, yes.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

PARMINDER NAGRA I HEART YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/70/93/53m.jpg

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Ashley Judd and Natalie Portman are both pretty crap, dudes. Charlize Theron is maybe ok sometimes. Not in Cider House Rules though.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux = BIG MASSIVE GINORMOUS SWOON-ON

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

I bet Charlize gets another Oscar nomination for North Country. Which reminds me, I love Frances McDormand.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

North Country looked kind of weak to me, all Oscar-bait and preachiness (but with a good heart).

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

SHOCKER

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

i would hate to live in a universe where these people actually made art product instead of just occasionally entertaining me on access hollywood

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

"Domino: A recounting of Domino Harvey's life story. The daughter of actor Laurence Harvey turned away from her career as a Ford model to become a bounty hunter."

Kick ass!

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Domino looks incredible. Lucy Liu, Christopher Walken, Knightley, etc.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

this thread needs more pictures and less words

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/domino/_group_photos/edgar_ramirez2.jpg

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.billrose.com/celebrities/natalie%20portman/heart.jpg

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Not a good look:
ihttp://www.millioncelebs.com/fcm/keira-knightley/keira-knightley-nude-05.jpg

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

that's completely work-safe, BTW. Don't know why it says nude.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Haha I clicked on it anyway!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Sister needs to visit Dunkin Donuts.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

sigh.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

speaking of celebs you can't tell apart . . . the little hilton & the little simpson. nicky & what's jessica's younger sister's name? they look the same to me.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

ashlee.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

even loathing ashlee like i do, i find that beyond insulting.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.hightide-web.com/ashlee/ymshoot01.jpg
vs.
http://www8.epochtimes.com/i6/4101342081072.jpg

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

hmmm

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Ashlee's back to bottle blonde

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

i think you'd need an electron microscope to figure out who was more annoying in a nicky hilton/ashlee simpson contest

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

i think they both are. i couldn't find a picture though. not that i looked really long & hard.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

both blonde. sorry, xpost.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

so if you find them both so annoying, why is it insulting?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

because my gut sez "hilton" automatically

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

your "gut" . . . ?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Ashlee in that picture is fine, but Ashlee in this picture makes Nikki look like Venus herself...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/ashlee.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

yeah, my gut, that thing that sticks out over my belt buckle and can intuit the relative worth of an individual

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Keira Knightly is on the cover of some magazine in the supermarket checkout rack, and the magazine promises "275 New Looks!", and I think Keira is wearing them all.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 29 September 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

Portman, probably.

― Jimmy Mod Loves Alan Canseco (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 29 September 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

keira, obscurely.

― N_RQ, Thursday, 29 September 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

Keira's mopey wan expression annoys me more, but Natalie's prob'ly done more films I hate.

― Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Thursday, 29 September 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

natalie portman, naked and petrified.

er, sorry, wrong board...

― koogs (koogs), Thursday, 29 September 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

Both. Wrestling in the nudd in the mud. With me, their naked referee. MMMMMMMMM.....

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 29 September 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

The eyebrows have it

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 29 September 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

Well of course they look alike, Knightly played Portman's double/decoy in the first of the rubbish Star Wars filums.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/fullcredits

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 29 September 2005 09:36 (twenty years ago)

Do you think all those random celebs just called up and begged to be given a role, no matter how tiny? Celia Imrie, Greg Proops, Scott Capurro, Lindsay Duncan, Sofia Coppola, Roman Coppola... And Nathan (son of Mark) Hamill too.

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 29 September 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

By the way, the answer is Natalie Portman cos she doesn't look like an android.

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 29 September 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

In the current Bl3nd3r, there's a picture of NP in a Jim Morrison pose and so help me god, I thought it was KK. Gorgeous eyes, both of them.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

In the current Bl3nd3r, there's a picture of NP in a Jim Morrison pose

What, onstage with her cock out?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

Scott Capurro

people outside of SF know who Scott Capurro is?

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

Dadapwnmus

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

I hate Natalie Portman with every fiber of my being. I'm fairly ambivalent about Knightly.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 September 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

ambivalent doesn't mean unaffected

I suppose I prefer knightly but/because I don't think I've seen any of her films

oh, I saw pirates of the caribbean. I forget her in it

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

i have only seen knightly in 'pirates'. she was pretty, iirc. portman has done lots of bad films, from 'leon' to 'closer'. oh but she was in 'heat', so maybe i pick her after all.

― N_RQ (Enrique), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

Capurro is surprisingly big in the UK.

Celia Imrie was the first person to fly a space fighter in the SW universe (on screen). Back then this was important. Now it rates below Jake Lloyd's fifteen takes to get "Yippee" right.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

Lena Headey in the Brothers Grimm looks a lot like KK. It might just be that one film though.

― kg, Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

i dont care wat any1 says keira knightly shits all over natalie portmans face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― matthew brookes, Friday, 7 October 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

believe it or not but i have personally fucked keira knightly.
it was the best feelin in daworld
she has big tits 2!

― matthew brookes, Friday, 7 October 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

I don't believe it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

i believe jaymc.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

Whoah. I think Keira Knightly ALSO has Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome!

(...this is what happens when I learn Something New and Interesting)

― giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 7 October 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

i heard that about nicole kidman

― minna (minna), Friday, 7 October 2005 04:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mpimages.net/dlr/compressed/Disneyland/Special_Events/PiratesPremiere/KieraKnightly-062803-AVP.jpg http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:vPuNAQ6iOToJ:www.cinemagebooks.com/shop_image/product/000011.jpg

they both have these razor sharp profiles

― minna (minna), Friday, 7 October 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

"Keira knightly shits all over natalie portmans face!"

In a special video that you can order on the internet.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 7 October 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

i got a hand job to air bud once.

― pit, Friday, 7 October 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.crankycritic.com/archive/posters/catpeople.jpg

― viborgu, Friday, 7 October 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

Didn't the Black Dahlia have AIS?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

Didn't the Black Dahlia have AIS?

That's what I heard. And that her murder MAY have had something to do with it (ie - truncated vagina angered someone trying to sex on her...not sure if this is true, however).

― gib at work, Friday, 7 October 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

Portman wins

see third video clip on that post

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Saturday, 11 March 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

They're going to ride this "Lazy Sunday" thing for as long as they can, aren't they?

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 11 March 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

The Status Ain't Hood blogger on the Voice site is actually right, for once - this fails at everything that made the first rap skit succeed.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

NOT FUNNY

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

"We love you, Natalie!" "I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO!" made that for me.

― Zwan (miccio), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

more nastassja kinski pics plsz

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

and personally I think "Lazy Sunday" is overrated. I realize its a breath of fresh air for SNL to have a funny skit, but there have been shows that are entirely made out of funny skits.

― Zwan (miccio), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:07 (twenty years ago)

I liked the Harvard posse.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Miccio OTM!

― Dan (The Harvard Refs Also OTM) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

never seen the Lazy Sunday thing

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

its a decent 'white guys rapping about being white guys' skit

― Zwan (miccio), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

i think the attitude towards funny skits on snl these days is similar to people getting excited when that west va. miner blinks thrice

― gear (gear), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

they should slip in a skit from 85 so people can go OMG WHO IS THIS GENIUS THEY CALL "JON LOVITZ"?!?!?!

― Zwan (miccio), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:30 (twenty years ago)

lol @ "that's the ticket", he's a funny dude : D

― gear (gear), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:31 (twenty years ago)

I was in severe hysterics at the Jambe Juice skit.

― Dan (No Boost? But It's Free.) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

keira knightly is better than natalie portman

― brittany white, Saturday, 15 April 2006 02:20 (twenty years ago)

believe it or not but i have personally fucked keira knightly.
it was the best feelin in daworld
she has big tits 2!

Well, I should hope she has two!

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 15 April 2006 05:19 (twenty years ago)

i rekon they're both really hot- they're like my fav actresses.
Well, in star wars episode 1 queen amidala (portman) had decoys who were supposed to look just like her for safety, n her lead decoy was sabe (knightly).

― Amieleia O'Neil, Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:34 (twenty years ago)

natalie is smokin, my gf gets caled looking like natalie and keira but blonder with red hilites

― animal, Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:38 (twenty years ago)

googlers begone!

― someone let this mitya out! (mitya), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:40 (twenty years ago)

animal's gf can stay though.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:57 (twenty years ago)

This is like the 7th time someone's posted that "little known" Star Wars factoid.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Isn't Keira now the World's Sexiest Womang?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Portman obviously, Knightly, whilst very pretty, leaves me cold for some reason. And I also suspect she has the wrong shaped head to look as good with a bald head as Portman does.

xpost OTM about Parminder Nagra being the best thing about Bend It Like Beckham and I would watch ER religiously if they turned it into The Neela Show...Of course, they'd have to let her get all hot and bothered a bit...and shout at people some more...
Right I'm off for a cold shower and a lie down.

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

apparently knightly actually played portman's double in some film or other.

― 25 yr old undercover cop (Enrique), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

Isn't Keira now the World's Sexiest Womang?

Yes, I thought that was why the thread was getting revived. And if by "World's Sexiest Womang" you mean "World's Sexiest Woman Where The World = The Readers of FHM in Teh UK".

Full list here.

(Incidentally, blokey from FHM, "English rose like no other" Keira Knightley is half-Scottish)

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:43 (twenty years ago)

Ah, that's why she's so good looking!

― Kids Will Eat Them Till the Cows Come Home (Dada), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:46 (twenty years ago)

I have no idea who 75% of that FHM list even are.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:48 (twenty years ago)

lots of britishes

― 25 yr old undercover cop (Enrique), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

"'ybrid viggorrh!"

― Groundskeeper Willie (Haikunym), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

i just had to deploy ally's counter-orbit marilyn monroe thing this morning when my (all-female) office decided kk wasn't 'sexy' cos she was too thin and ageless beauties like mm were, you know, size 14...

― 25 yr old undercover cop (Enrique), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

I can't even find pictures of Keeley Hazel on GIS?!! What in the hell.

xpost oh god, or, like, ageless beauties like Audrey Hepburn and her enormous bazongas, right? WTF

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

I have seen her in enough films to judge her "sexiness" but she certainly looks nice. She's not thin either... is she?!?!?!

― Kids Will Eat Them Till the Cows Come Home (Dada), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

"haven't seen her in enough films" I mean. Audrey Hepburn - now there is unsexy for ya!

― Kids Will Eat Them Till the Cows Come Home (Dada), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:56 (twenty years ago)

she is quite thin, keira.

keeley hazel is a 'page three girl' with big tits.

― 25 yr old undercover cop (Enrique), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:56 (twenty years ago)

three words too many there.

― 25 yr old undercover cop (Enrique), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.phun.org/galleries/keeley_hazell/keeley_hazell_17.jpg

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Whoops, sizing issues means that my screen currently is showing a large picture of Keeley from the neck downwards. Sorry folks.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

agh jesus isn't that the frankie munoz with big tits girl?!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

that's probably intentional.

xpost

― 25 yr old undercover cop (Enrique), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

i thought that was lindsay lohan

ok I'm GISing a bunch of these ppl and have realized that list is exactly like a Calum thread and kind of gave up.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)

I don't know what she looks like, but I vote for "Fearne Cotton"!

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)

I found that on a "isn't Keeley teh hottness" type site, prior to this list I had no idea who she was either and I am some sort of expert of z-list celebs (I'm pretty sure I know who everyone else is on that list, for example). I think she's a professional glamour girl a la Jordan/Jodie Marsh.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

And yes, it's totally a calum list.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

apparently this is Fearne Cotton
http://www.makepovertyhistory.org/docs/wallpapers/fearn_800.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

That's a bad picture, she's much prettier than that.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

Nice tie??

She looks all a-Fearny.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

"professional glamour girl"

Fearne Cotton is a Saturday morning music presenter isn't she? She's on that thing with that wee Sam guy who didn't win Pop Idol, I think.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

GIS isn't very helpful to the ppl on this list it seems.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

I went off Fearne when i saw the extent of her truly horrible tattoos

― Kids Will Eat Them Till the Cows Come Home (Dada), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I didn't win Pop Idol too! I want to sit next to Fearne Cotton.

xpost: You lucky bastard

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

I think I could put up with the horrible tattoos

http://www.fearnecotton.net/photos/albums/wpw-20051112/arena6.jpg

/c*l*m

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, she does Top of the Pops and stuff (xpost). She doesn't photograph well, but she reminds me of someone I know who is pretty, therefore she is pretty by association in my head.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

I love it when ladies feel the need to dry out their armpits that way.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

Who is Lady Isabella Hervey and what kind of Lady takes photos like this, seriously now.

http://www.infobae.com/adjuntos/imagenes/67/0046705B.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but that photos all soft focus so you can't see how cheap and hideous the tats are (xxpost)

― Kids Will Eat Them Till the Cows Come Home (Dada), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

She's nobility 97 times removed. Is most famous for appearing on sleb show The Games.

xpost

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:30 (twenty years ago)

She's our Paris Hilton (heiress, feels need to have a career of own, has no discernible talent, doesn't let that stop her). Aren't we lucky.

(xpost to Ally)

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Lady Isabella Frederica Louisa Hervey is a British socialite and model/actress. She was born 9 March 1982, daughter of the 6th Marquess of Bristol and his third wife Yvonne Marie Sutton, half-sister of John Hervey, 7th Marquess of Bristol, and Lord Nicholas Hervey, both deceased, and sister of the 8th Marquess and Lady Victoria Hervey.
She is probably most well known for receiving a gold medal on the Channel 4 reality TV show The Games (2004), and for appearing as a contestant on ITV's Celebrity Love Island (2005). In 2005 she was named "face of Playboy UK."

She has also recently started in the UK Sky One TV programme Vroom Vroom.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

i thought that was carmen electra at first glance.
xxxp

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Knightly and Portman have given any number of perfectly OK performances. Knightly didn't deserve the Oscar hype early this year at all, although Pride & Prejudice had its charms.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Knightly is perfect in her role in Love Actually. Hott and Posh but not very important.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

I think Keira would be prettier if she didn't do that weird pursing of the lips in every picture.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Not that she isn't pretty, I just don't know why she makes that face.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Pout Them Like Beckham

― Kids Will Eat Them Till the Cows Come Home (Dada), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

I don't know who least deserves to be on that list, Fergie from Black Eyed Peas, Colleen McLoughlin, or Kate Middleton.

Don't Jodie Marsh and Jordan usually appear on these lists? Fallen out of favour have they (I note that Chantelle Houghton made it though, ahahaha)

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

Fergie looks like the bride of wildenstein.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Chantelle! ROFFLEZ

― Kids Will Eat Them Till the Cows Come Home (Dada), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

lool

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

twelve years pass...

I have probably seen the Colette trailer a half dozen times now and this keeps me guffawing every time. pic.twitter.com/EgQM39SCMV
— 𝕿𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝕰𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝕯𝖆𝖞 (@NickPinkerton) August 20, 2018

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 14:18 (seven years ago)

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