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A directory full of .swf boobie flashing girls. Dunno why but I can't help but click every link:

http://www.dilde.dk/flash-ill/

I'd ask if there was something wrong with me, but the answer will almost certainly be a yes.

― This cunted circus never ends... (papa november), Monday, 15 May 2006 05:26 (twenty years ago)

Some of their expressions are rather comical :D

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 15 May 2006 05:37 (twenty years ago)

Especially if you go back and forth with your mouse. It's like a mexican wave of mammaries.

― This cunted circus never ends... (papa november), Monday, 15 May 2006 05:39 (twenty years ago)

WOW

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 May 2006 06:09 (twenty years ago)

yeah, WOW,

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 15 May 2006 07:22 (twenty years ago)

bad tans and bad boob jobs abound. men are too easily entertained.

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Monday, 15 May 2006 07:22 (twenty years ago)

yeah what's with all the falsies

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 15 May 2006 07:38 (twenty years ago)

that is magical. yet again, technology prevails

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Monday, 15 May 2006 07:51 (twenty years ago)

what's all this talk latley about breast awareness? baseball players using pink bats to promote breast awareness!? Hello! I've noticed the breasts since I was 13.

I also don't like the big fake round breasts. They really look dumb on the skinny girls. Thin arms and legs, and then big round balls stuck to their chest.

― nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Monday, 15 May 2006 07:53 (twenty years ago)

yes, but the act of reavealing cannot but hit an evolutionary jackpots

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Monday, 15 May 2006 07:55 (twenty years ago)

well, now that I've checked out the links, fucking fantastic!!!

― nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Monday, 15 May 2006 08:28 (twenty years ago)

NUMBER 16 = NO NO NO NO NO NO

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Monday, 15 May 2006 13:28 (twenty years ago)

At least 16'a a real!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 15 May 2006 16:36 (twenty years ago)

is there one for cock?

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 May 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Let me know when you find the jumping jacks.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 15 May 2006 17:31 (twenty years ago)

My favorite is 18, where even the 'covered' state has a bold beaver shot.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:41 (twenty years ago)

it is so fabulous how sometimes they get briefly stuck whilst uncovering

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

I choose #11.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:27 (twenty years ago)

#15: Mariah's lowest moment.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:35 (twenty years ago)

I keep having in the back of my mind that this might be CS Lewis's naughty follow-up to Surprised by Joy.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:53 (twenty years ago)

i like #15's reveal alot.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:01 (twenty years ago)

My favorite is 18, where even the 'covered' state has a bold beaver shot.

and a face like jerri blank...

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:27 (twenty years ago)

what is wrong with #1's nipple????

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:28 (twenty years ago)

Seems like one's inverted and one's out there. Kinda like having one blue eye and one green eye.

Ah, genetics.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:30 (twenty years ago)

boobist!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

people pay for this?

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

not this, that.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

I so dearly dearly want to see these. Whose house can I go to to monopolize the computer for tit-inspecting & commenting purposes?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

"Hey you busy?"

"No, why?"

"I need to use your computer to look at some porn."

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:34 (twenty years ago)

typical

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:40 (twenty years ago)

guh, they all look like crack whores!

3's facial expression after the reveal is priceless. kinda scary even

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:45 (twenty years ago)

6 sort of takes the cack for deformed, overnourished tittie syndrome.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:47 (twenty years ago)

is there one for cock?
-- jed_, May 15th, 2006 12:40 PM. (jed)

This bears repeating.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

Yeah number 11 is really cute.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:49 (twenty years ago)

so kate--how'd you come across this? (now i am imagining this sort of thing in your photographic style)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:50 (twenty years ago)

now NOBODY in my office can do any work. THANKS KATE!

― Will (will), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Some of the boobs are ok but is it just me, or do all the women look like leathery old hookers who've been in the game a few years too long?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:00 (twenty years ago)

not all. but most.

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

Even my dearest #11 is overtanned.

They all look like plain ol' strippers to me. Not necessarily hookers.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

clearly we need an ilx version of this.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:09 (twenty years ago)

number 3 is mocking all of us.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:10 (twenty years ago)

I like that about her.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:12 (twenty years ago)

mocking some more than others perhaps.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:14 (twenty years ago)

I think we need a real/fake count (in the that order they appear):

1) real
10) fake
11) real
12) real
13) offensively fake
14) fake
15) probably fake
16) probably real
17) fake and also gross
18) fake
19) fake, but nice job
2) probably real
20) crazy fake
21) fake
22) too close to call
23) real
3) same as 2
4) fake, but I'll buy it
5) fake
6) so fake there should be a fine involved
7) real
8) I hope they're real
9) see 8

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:25 (twenty years ago)

ugh nasty number 6

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:27 (twenty years ago)

is there one for cock?

there's some funny flick yr dick gif on the n01z3 board, but i don't remember where.

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:29 (twenty years ago)

15 & 16 are the same girl, dumbass (damn she can get it too - the others are nasty)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:34 (twenty years ago)

15 & 16 are the same girl, dumbass

You could be right. But 15 is, as they say on ANTM, "her best picture."

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:37 (twenty years ago)

I can't tell the fake ones from the real unless they're really really fake. I guess I would have guess 11 to be real.

― ¯\(º_o)/¯ (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:38 (twenty years ago)

11 looks like a dude you homos

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Chris, have you ever handled tits? That's a serious question.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:39 (twenty years ago)

7 and 1 have lucarative pinup careers going. just sayin'.

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:16 (twenty years ago)

11 looks like a dude you homos
-- and what (an...), May 16th, 2006. (ooo) (later)

it seems not having fake tits equals looking like a dude now.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:19 (twenty years ago)

7 is the only one i find cute. but is that armpit hair?

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

I think it's head hair, draping behind her.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:25 (twenty years ago)

I kinda like 23.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:25 (twenty years ago)

Jordan likes gazongas.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:28 (twenty years ago)

yeah 23 & 7 are the only other 2 good ones

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:29 (twenty years ago)

7 is named erica campbell and she is indeed a honey

― jergins (jergins), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:30 (twenty years ago)

dilde

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.3dslut.com/images/3dslut.jpg

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:34 (twenty years ago)

who is 15/16, dude who knows way too much about porn?

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:35 (twenty years ago)

You mean horsey?

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

lol

http://www.dilde.dk/index_uen.htm

3DSexVilla v23 online!

The brand new version 23 of 3DSexVilla has been released.

New features:

* new room:
o fetish club
* new poses:
o St. Andreas Cross
o fucking machine special
* new tool:
o fucking machine
o candle with dripping wax
* new cloth/accessoires:
o nipple chain
* new customizations:
o change the nipple shape
o color of toe and finger nails
o change pubic hair shape and color
* new features:
o up skirt (Cloth / Lower body)
o deep pink (tight pussy camera shot + special pussy customization)
o squirting (female ejaculation)
* two additional automatic speed modes:
o orgasmic
o insane
* new mouse cursor for enhanced usability

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:43 (twenty years ago)

oh, fucking machine

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:44 (twenty years ago)

* two additional automatic speed modes:
o orgasmic
o insane

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:45 (twenty years ago)

The first speed brings her to orgasm. The second turns her into Mary Todd Lincoln.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thrixxx.com/screenshots/3DSexVilla_v23-0-1_3.jpg

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:46 (twenty years ago)

http://content.thrixxx.com/gallery/3DSexVilla/interracial/thriXXX_3d-SexVilla_inter01.jpg

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:49 (twenty years ago)

http://checkoutmybreasts.com/

― a.b. (alanbanana), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:49 (twenty years ago)

I think 9's a total babe (and I totally don't get what's so great about 7). As someone upthread said, there should TOTALLY be an ILX version. Guys included.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:53 (twenty years ago)

http://content.thrixxx.com/gallery/3DSexVilla/interracial/thriXXX_3d-SexVilla_inter05.jpg

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:55 (twenty years ago)

what's in the trunk

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

junk

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:38 (twenty years ago)

7 is verging on "boobs are having an argument" territory. The girl with the scarred nipples! WTF!

Is anyone else moving the mouse really quick over the girls like a wikki wikki waa waa scratching noise action to watch them do it really really fast or sometimes only halfway? That shit is hysterical!!! I'm down for an ilx version but only if it's exactly like this! And someone embeds some music over this shit!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:51 (twenty years ago)

Just put on Yackety-Sax in the background and all is good.

Someone ought to make a "The Planet's Funniest Animals"/"America's Funniest Home Movies" pastiche out of it. "Uh-oh, looks like this one is SCARRED to come out *canned laughter*"

OK, maybe no one ought to do that.

― Øystein (Øystein), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:59 (twenty years ago)

I did that already in my head.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:01 (twenty years ago)

yes on the wikki wikki

I agree with the person that said 9 is a total babe.

― Jeff. (Jeff), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:01 (twenty years ago)

Is anyone else moving the mouse really quick over the girls like a wikki wikki waa waa scratching noise action to watch them do it really really fast or sometimes only halfway?

Almost the first thing I did. Almost.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:03 (twenty years ago)

I agree with the person that said 9 is a total babe.

She is, but 8 is better. Maybe that's just a blonde/brunette preference.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:05 (twenty years ago)

NUMBER SIX AHHHHHH!!!!

:( :( :( :(

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:07 (twenty years ago)

#8 looks like the poor man's teri hatcher.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:08 (twenty years ago)

While looking at her, I still have hope that she's somehow less annoying than Teri Hatcher. That's the fantasy element, I guess.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:10 (twenty years ago)

#6's forehead scares me. among other things

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:21 (twenty years ago)

when I was looking at the "check out my breasts" page I enjoyed the insane arabic music playing to it that I was having at the time, mixed with the pages music

EVERYONE LOVES BREASTS!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:30 (twenty years ago)

no. but everyone has an opinion.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:54 (twenty years ago)

http://checkoutmybreasts.com/

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/2306/thumbofficespace102zx.jpg

Channel 9. Right on.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 04:04 (twenty years ago)

#1 is Aria Giovanni

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 04:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thrixxx.com/screenshots/3DSexVilla_v25-0-1_3.jpg

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 04:35 (twenty years ago)

Oh WrinkleSalieri!

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 04:39 (twenty years ago)

WOW
-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), May 15th, 2006 2:09 AM. (jed) (later) (link)
yeah, WOW,

-- phil-two (philtw...), May 15th, 2006 3:22 AM. (phil-two) (later) (link)

lol @ teh gays

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 04:53 (twenty years ago)

btw none of these women are attractive at all!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 04:58 (twenty years ago)

this picture is 4billion times sexier than any of those

http://myspace-420.vo.llnwd.net/00723/02/41/723941420_l.gif

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 05:08 (twenty years ago)

the inventor of the animated gif would be ...proud!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 05:12 (twenty years ago)

jaxon otm.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 05:13 (twenty years ago)

Waking skies - at sunrise
Every sunset too
Seems to be - bringing me
Mesmerized by boobs

Here and there - every where
Scenes that we once knew
And they all - just recall
Mesmerised by boobs

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 05:16 (twenty years ago)

I'm pretty sure 15/16 is Mary Carey:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Carey

During the 2003 California recall, she was an independent candidate, placing tenth in a field of 135 candidates. She ran on a ten (later expanded to eleven) point platform, promising to:

1. Legalize same-sex marriage
2. Tax breast implants
3. Make lap-dances tax deductible
4. Wire the California Governor's Mansion with live web-cams
5. Create a "Porn for Pistols" program to reduce the number of handguns
6. Be a goodwill ambassador to attract business to the state
7. Make those drawing unemployment insurance do jury duty for their pay
8. Fight the attacks on the porn industry by John Ashcroft and the U.S. Department of Justice
9. Allow bars to stay open until 4:00 A.M.
10. Address the AIDS epidemic

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 05:55 (twenty years ago)

why are boobs not safe for work?

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 05:57 (twenty years ago)

while we're already in NSFW country ...

http://www.ctv.es/USERS/fjvidal/PORTADAS.HTM

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 06:25 (twenty years ago)

Chris, have you ever handled tits? That's a serious question.

For all intents and purposes, no. Which is to say, once, briefly, as a teen. I didn't really have anything I wanted to do with the proferred tit so I just giggled and we called the make-out session to a close.

― ¯\(º_o)/¯ (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 06:56 (twenty years ago)

giggled?

How am i supposed to do any work when i know the contents of this thread?
i also wish there wasn't 20 people behind me that can see my screen.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:01 (twenty years ago)

Giggled. Not jiggled. It felt so forced. (She had put my hand on her breast.)

― ¯\(º_o)/¯ (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.well.com/user/jimg/stereo/stereo_list.html
http://www.well.com/user/jimg/stereo/stereo_list2.html

― a.b. (alanbanana), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:48 (twenty years ago)

those wiggle pictures are prety ridiculous

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:54 (twenty years ago)

I knew I'd seen this somewhere before, with better boobs:

http://cercatette.altervista.org/flashgame_en.php?id=boobsflash

And in the course of googling it, err... this.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:53 (twenty years ago)

Those stereo shots remind me of that Wilford Brimley "Diabetes" video.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

WTF? - That second link from Alba there. When did the 80's learn to use flash??

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

I am so mad that I can't look at these links.

― Dan (Grrr) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

With all of the time in the world to spend it
Wild and unwise
I wanna be mesmerized by boobs.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)

I don't have
To sell my soul
It's already in me

I'm mesmerized by boobs...

― Dan (Alternately, "Boob's Gold") Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I just emailed this to my office. I expect productivity to grind to a halt in twenty minutes.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Dare we ask what your office is.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Oh, it's a club; they've seen worse.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

I like that naked girl game but after a while its a bit depressing. they seem to frown when nude - plus it feels a bit like you are being a gynocologist or something, not erotiqe

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:24 (twenty years ago)

Whoa. 17. Dude.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 04:10 (twenty years ago)

7 and 14 are cuet

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 04:20 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

This girl has really nice boobs imo:

http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqlc9hcIcS1qz7dr7o1_500.jpg

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Saturday, 26 September 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

^ i agree with this post ^

― sleep, Saturday, 26 September 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

ENBB otm on everything these days.

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 26 September 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

Among my sister's and my numerous grievances against our mother is the fact that she selfishly failed to pass on her bountiful-breast trait to us.

― Beth Parker, Saturday, 26 September 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

tbh I find myself rather more entranced by her muddy/sandy hands. Not sure what that says about me.

― Lovely and tender, like velvet. (Upt0eleven), Saturday, 26 September 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

And the goosebumps.

― Beth Parker, Saturday, 26 September 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)

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