Stephen Fry: please explain why this man is a "national treasure"

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And not a smug fat fuck reactionary prick with a hardon for Bernard Manning's "There was these two Pakis, right..." gags.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

because he's funny, clever and nice.

and his quote about swearing.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:15 (eighteen years ago)

Dude was kinda funny in the 80s, but so was Mike McShane and I ain't see anyone queueing up to get Air Canada adverts released on DVD.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

he wasn't all that funny in the 80's, but then again mike mcshane certainly wasn't either.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

Dom Passantino doesn't like chubby gay men?

Who knew?

King Boy Pato, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

Manning? How so? Is "reactionary" being used here to mean anything more concrete than "guy has a posh accent"?

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

Fry's "lol waht is pop culture?" schtick is as reactionary as they come.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:23 (eighteen years ago)

Yr confusing Fry with Hislop there.

ledge, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

And Dylan Moran as well, yeah. Nah, Fry's is a lot worse than Hislop, at least Hislop sets himself up as this kinda pompous figure when he's doing all that "What's an Arctic Monkey?" steez, Fry's asking for your approval when he does it.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

b-but Stephen Fry always seems quite well-versed in popular culture? When did he start becoming all Hislopesque about it?

ailsa, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

riffing on pop culture from the outside isn't as pathetic as pretending to 'get' the 'yoof', anyway.

anyway, you could forgive him anything for those beautiful plummy tones.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

if you look at the work, there is a marked decline from 'a bit of fry and laurie' to that godawful thing where he's a lawyer.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

Worst thread ever (at least for this week). Fry's less reactionary and predictable than 90% of the posters on ILX. He's certainly open and receptive to pop culture, dunno where Dom gets his info from.

Billy Dods, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

the glasgow crybabies will be along in a minute no doubt

DG, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

god yeah, moran's "hoodies with rappity rap music on their mobile telephony?!?!!?" gig is completely intolerable.

r|t|c, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

dunno where Dom gets his info from

His arse?

kv_nol, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

I seem to remember reading years ago that SF was a huge fan of 'Loveless'.

Stevie T, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

Fry's less reactionary and predictable than 90% of the posters on ILX

THAT'S AN ACHIEVEMENT

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

He called Led Zeppelin a "guilty pleasure".

Fuck him.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure he'd let you.

aldo, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:46 (eighteen years ago)

How can anyone get that bothered about the guy one way or the other? He's OK-ish sometimes, I suppose? Not really the sort of person you'd expect anyone to have strong feelings about.

Pashmina, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:46 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, that kind of "reactionary". I thought it was related to Manning accusation and was waiting for some political dirt to be dished for me to be surprised at.

I haven't noticed that to anything like the extent that Hislop does it (or is happy to set himself up for it on HIGNFY, at least) and I don't see it so much as "gosh what lowbrow filth all that muck is" as "laugh at me for being a fat old posh guy who'd rather stay home with some classical LPs than attempt to stay in touch". But that argument didn't work out too well for anyone on the Ian Hislop thread so I don't expect it to do so here either.

But I don't mind much from people like Fry or Hislop, because they're just self-effacingly exaggerating expectations for someone of their age/background. Considerably less impressed with 30-something Moran dragging out the "oh god there's no tunes and it all goes thump a lot and there aren't any words and i don't like the words there are" thing.

PS I think Fry is, or used to be, great and don't really want to watch him being less than great in cosy Sunday evening series so have not seen anything Fry has done in past 5 years except QI (yes, I know that pretty much is too) and the bipolar and HIV documentaries.

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:47 (eighteen years ago)

he's probably the jeremy clarkson for people who love to hate jeremy clarkson.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:47 (eighteen years ago)

And what's wrong with that?

King Boy Pato, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

I seem to remember reading years ago that SF was a huge fan of 'Loveless'.

I saw SF on Clive Anderson raving about My Bloody Valentine in '92 or so.

Burden of proof lies with Dom here. "Fat" I'll give you, the rest needs a bit of support.

(Wagner was also a guilty pleasure of his, btw).

Michael Jones, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

'and what's wrong with that?'

well, nothing. unless you hate stephen fry and jeremy clarkson, in which case i suppose your stuck with louis theroux or michael palin for telly filler.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

I seem to remember reading years ago that SF was a huge fan of 'Loveless'.

-- Stevie T, Monday, October 15, 2007 12:43 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

qed

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

that new palin show is total shite, actually.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

Go on Dom, start a thread about how kittens are cunts, it's obviously the next step.

Mark C, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

As they say, the stupid persons idea of a clever person.

His poetry and classical music appreciation books are pretty anti-intellectual/downright stupid. Try to read the 20rh C section of the latter.

What happened to the QI club they opened in Oxford? Is it still open?

Raw Patrick, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

As they say, the stupid persons idea of a clever person.

jesus, who ever says this? you'd have to punch them.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

My brother said it. I didn't punch him. It's true tho'.

Raw Patrick, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

kanye west- the white person's idea of a black person

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

the glasgow crybabies will be along in a minute no doubt

Very good.

ailsa, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

He's a telly presenter and comedy actor, he doesn't need to be a genius to stand out from the pack as being a wee bit clever.

I think he's often funny and interesting and knowledgeable and I think he would be good company. His comedy roles, like his novels, have been a bit hit and miss. His doc on bipolar disorder was good. I don't think he's a national treasure any more than I think he's a reactionary prick.

Not really the sort of person you'd expect anyone to have strong feelings about.
Pashmina otm

onimo, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:05 (eighteen years ago)

kanye west- the white person's idea of a black person

Yeah, when white people stereotype black people they always come up w/someone that resembles Kanye.

Raw Patrick, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

he's a bit much

RJG, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

I was a bit surprised not to find any mention of his recent two aids programmes, unless I missed it.

I like his new blog, I like his interviews - I'm not so keen on his acting.

Why is he a 'national treasure'? I'd guess because he seems open- minded, reasonable, and has a deft turn of phrase. And -er- it helps that he's an unthreatening a gay person (compare with 'national treasures' - Elton John, Larry Grayson, John Inman r.i.p).

Bob Six, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

lol aids

DG, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

One of my lecturers at University was the only woman he ever slept with. She seemed pretty displeased at whatever he said about her in his autobiography.

Raw Patrick, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

What happened to the QI club they opened in Oxford? Is it still open?

Arghrgh! I will defend SF on the internet but the QI club makes me ANGRY. The bookshop's still there (or was last time I walked down that street, probably a while ago now) and there's still a bar area I've not dared wander into but I don't know if the club's still going.

I hope not, really, I mean there are plenty of people in Oxford who want to spend money on joining an expensive members-only club of rich elitists who want to sit around thinking how their sophisticated erudite selves are so much more Quite Interesting than people who haven't paid up, but if they're eligible (and I dare say most of them are, or have been here since they were) then surely they've already joined the Union...

(They do at least open their doors for the vulgar mob to see some music nights now but I gather there's hardly any room and everyone chatters right through)

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

fucking union. go to a pub, cunts.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

Not sure whether to read that as a) "you're right, Union people are cunts", or b) "you're a cunt, shut up", so I'm going to got for c) "you're a cunt (but so are union cunts, the cunts)", in which case yeah, OTM.

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

We should have a superhero themed bar crawl.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

it's been done, and it's not as much fun as it sounds

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

headinhands.jpg

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

anyway, onimotm upthread.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

I like him a lot as a comic actor.
Not so much as a presenter.

blueski, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

Not sure whether to read that as a) "you're right, Union people are cunts", or b) "you're a cunt, shut up", so I'm going to got for c) "you're a cunt (but so are union cunts, the cunts)", in which case yeah, OTM.

-- a passing spacecadet, Monday, October 15, 2007 1:32 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no no, it's just a).

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

that's what i said on the crisps thread and got killed for it.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

The pub down my street is themed after THE PHANTOM.

No, I don't know why but they spent thousands on it.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

Sings in Art Brut?

S-, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

Billy Zane's name carries a lot of weight in this town.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

They don't even have a portrait of Billy Zane anywhere, not even on the toilet door. I HATE those Phantom purists.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:44 (eighteen years ago)

Sings in Art Brut?

That's what we call a DIRECT HIT, son.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

I finally found out who Stephen Fry is! Apparently I'd been mixing Fry and Laurie with Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, because both of those duos had similar sketch shows in Finnish tv around the same time, and they kinda look the same.

Tuomas, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

All these eighties comedians look the same to me.

Matt, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

Fry's expression = "WTF Tuomas?"

onimo, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

Those pics don't show it, but I do think Jones and Laurie do look kinda same. Plus it's been over ten years since I saw either of those shows.

Tuomas, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

this "lol waht is national treasure?" schtick is as reactionary as they come.

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

i'd like to see fry and jones work together, they're much more interesting than the other two nowadays.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

Can someone give me evidence of Stephen Fry being funnier than Mike McShane?

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

yes, he made a joke, once.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

lol who's mike mcshane?

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

Fry's less reactionary and predictable than 90% of the posters Dom's posts on ILX.

Tom D., Monday, 15 October 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

a guy who was well known for sweating on national tv

xpost

ledge, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

dom's ire caused by SF saying "led zep" was a guilty pleasure on a program that asked him his guilty pleasures? lol

he kicked off on that show by complaining about the premise, and then went on to redefine it as pleasures you don't expect that person to have because of prejudice (class, views on art, etc). and he started with abba, and included swearing and darts. led zep, i have no interest in, but he seemed very sweet on those subjects.

a nicer clip i've seen was him putting Room 101 into Room 101 because he hated people listing things they grumble about, and then listed 10 things he loved instead.

Alan, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

And Mike McShane was in both King of the Hill _and_ Malcolm In The Middle, and to my knowledge has never been an apologist for far right stand-up comedy. So I gotta give the dukes to the big man here.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

Can someone give me evidence of Stephen Fry being funnier than Mike McShane?

Cancer's funnier than Mike McShane - tho that may be your point

Tom D., Monday, 15 October 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

McShane also outshone Fry on Whose Line, and he was in Office Space. There's no contest.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

which one was mike mcshane in malcolm in the middle?

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

the fat unfunny one

Tom D., Monday, 15 October 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

Can someone give me evidence of Dom Passantino being thinner than Mike McShane?

King Boy Pato, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

^^^good zing

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

Thx!!

King Boy Pato, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

mike mcshane- friar tuck in costner's robin hood.

stephen fry- funny.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

To give Dom is due, it's a toss up as to which anniversary has been most over-exposed on telly this year - Stephen Fry's 50th or India's 60th

Tom D., Monday, 15 October 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

dom is due? that explains a lot of his posts lately.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

Dom is dew
Dom is Jew
Dom is Drew, as in Carey, lol fattey

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

Too much effort that one.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

no one loled @ scarf yet.

this has to be rectified

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

lol scarf

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

What we've learned from this thread:

ILX loves racism, doesn't like Canadians

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

Correction: lol top shop scarf

King Boy Pato, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

My new scarf is from River Island

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

i happened to catch m. mcshane in the RICHIE RICH movie just the other day. it is not a terribly good film.

fry's attitude to the art/act of criticism, as expressed on Room 101 and elsewhere, is deeply reactionary, and his 'ideas' abt language were old hat by the turn of the 20th century.

Ward Fowler, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

i'd rather he agreed with someone else's opinion than professed another, insincere, one just to be different.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

weren't a lot of the Whose Line is it anyway panel Canadian?

maybe you're right, maybe i don't like canadians.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

fry's attitude to the art/act of criticism, as expressed on Room 101 and elsewhere, is deeply reactionary, and his 'ideas' abt language were old hat by the turn of the 20th century.

Still the source for a few very funny sketches though.

Michael Jones, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

"His poetry and classical music appreciation books are pretty anti-intellectual/downright stupid. Try to read the 20rh C section of the latter."

i read the classical one (published under the classic fm name incidentally) on a quiet day at work, and yes, it was disgustingly reactionary. he even had it in for baroque music for not being emotive enough, i think.

Frogman Henry, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

Lol at everyone refusing to take Dom's racist bait despite him repeating it in every post.

Mark C, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, fuck river island

DG, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

OK, Bernard Manning wasn't a racist. When did this place turn into "Have Your Say"?

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

i want to know what these reactionary 'ideas' about language were

Alan, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

That classical music book was co-written with Tim Lihoreau, and one could easily blame him for its most reactionary passages, if one would be that way inclined. Don't think it counts much more than, say, the QI book.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

Stephen Fry said Manning had great comic timing. You can have great timing *and* appalling jokes, the two aren't mutually exclusive. If you can find a quote where Fry actually shows admiration for Manning's material as well as his timing, bring it on (and I won't defend it).

ailsa, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

xp
hmm. but unlike the qi book it was written as stephen's own appreciation of music throughout, his viewpoints on things, his history of getting into things.

Frogman Henry, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell is 'reactionary' and why is it the worst thing ever?

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

fake darraghmac

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

I heard Stephen Fry beat a trade union official to death with a baseball bat

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

i heard he signed darren bent.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Stephen Fry allows to live.

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

I think Stephen Fry, Howard Goodall and Geir Hongro should form a close harmony singing group

Tom D., Monday, 15 October 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

MOOSE-LOVING PLANK MCSHANE still living off Richie Rich royalties. Has FRIAR TUCK even been to White Hart Lane this season?

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

he might have been at old trafford :(

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

politically, reactionary is used to mean hyper-conservative. where conservative = opposed to change, reactionary = going back to a previous state, cos even NOW is shit cos it changed already.

i don't believe fry is reactionary politically. he might be in some areas of art appreciation. but that's very common, and who gives a shit?

Alan, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Stephen Fry is worth 1 billion words.

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

Stephen Fry always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/08/AufWieder170806_390x600.jpg
AH BOLLOCKS MAN!

Mark G, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

kind of like, ilx isn't as good as it used to be, sort of thing?

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

stephen fry can go into a burger king and get a big mac.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

Dom resents poshos, animated short at 11

blueski, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

Stephen Fry played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

his 'ideas' abt language were old hat by the turn of the 20th century.

Of course his speech style is oldfashioned, but (pre-)Victorian "'ideas' abt language"? Surely he's a hardcore descriptivist and admirer of language (and new or unexpected ways of using it) from anyone in any register? (PS are scare quotes old hat yet? Yeah, I do use them myself, but...)

I think Stephen Fry, Howard Goodall and Geir Hongro should form a close harmony singing group

I don't know or much care if Fry keeps up with music now, but since I have heard/read him say nice things about Beefheart, Louis Jordan and Hot Butter I'm fairly sure that if he were asked to present a TV docu about popular music he at least wouldn't spend an hour telling us how the Beatles were the glittering pinnacle of the form and their masterful grasp of melody had not ever been bettered despite valiant attempts by Sting and Phil Collins, thus he wins that round.

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

Phil Collins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cpt Beefheart

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

I've been to Oxford precisely once, and I was taken to the QI bar. :-/

Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

lol uve been to oxford

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

is QI bar a scrabulous cheat themed bar?

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

how interesting is that bar?

Mark G, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken and tastes like chicken, then it's chicken. But if Jack Bauer Stephen Fry says it's beef, then it's fucking beef.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

OK, here's my tuppence.

REcently they repeated the Room 101 with his go.

One suggestion had him railing against "Feng Shui" style advice.

The very next one was "horrid wallpaper/surroundings" as being conducive to aggressive tendencies.

um, aren't they talking about the same thing? basically.

Mark G, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

not if the dragon doesn't complain about the wallpaper.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

QI loses money hand over fist.

caek, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

good. i didn't like it. far too studenty, far too forced. gimme a low-roofed shack with crumbly barmen any day.

Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

why would you go to a bar themed after a tv quiz show? seriously?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

I'd go to a Monkhouse themed bar.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

When it first opened it had one of the latest licenses in Oxford, I think. But yes, the only people I know who go are worse than paedophiles. The bookshop's conceit (books are organized by abstract theme rather than author or subject) is shit.

xpost.

caek, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

QI loses money hand over fist.

Does it? Should I take the chip off my shoulder?

...I've just seen that the membership fee is at least twice as extortionate as last time I looked (£150 to join + £250 per year! "will probably rise in the autumn"!), so yeah, they must do, but I'm not won over. I can't find the bit where they insist that members should be "cheerful, relaxed and interesting" at all times any more though. The idea of being surrounded by people who think they are ceaselessly all three things and want to pay £400 to prove it is even more offputting than themed TV quiz show pubs. Well, as long as the quiz shows don't involve Noel Edmonds.

I've looked round the bookshop a few times but I've yet to find anything in there that I wanted to buy. I thought the "abstract theme" concept might make interesting browsing but in practice it's just utterly useless for working out where anything you might actually want to read would be. The only "theme" which makes any sense is the reference books section, and I can usually manage to find the reference books in a normal bookshop, thanks.

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Does it? Should I take the chip off my shoulder?

Yes, or at least it did for the first couple of years it was open, and no, you shouldn't. Its ongoing scaling back of operations is a good thing, because it is very shit.

caek, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

sounds appalling. only complete shitehawks join oxbridge clubs anyway, but joining one connected to a tv show seems sort of even worse than the bullingdon.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

It's about time we split society into QI fans and Deal Or No Deal fans, and I gotta side with tidybeard in this one.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

Fifteen To One-themed pub = I am there.

Between the Bullingdons, the Gridirons, and QI you guys seem to have a lot to be proud of. :p

Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

What if there's a danger of working out the algorythm the banker uses to make the proposal?

Mark G, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

Between the Bullingdons, the Gridirons, and QI you guys seem to have a lot to be proud of. :p

-- Just got offed, Monday, October 15, 2007 4:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i fucks with the heretics now dogg.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

/insufferable oxbridge jokes

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

Countdown pub - when they call time at the bar they can do the 30 second theme. The Once Nightly Whiteley would be the most garish looking cocktail but the Roffling Vorderman would have the strongest proof.

blueski, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

cocktail mixing strategy: "two from the top and four little ones"

onimo, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

Could be a good thread development, could be Custosesque. We shall see.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

'big break' pub. the landlord is a racist fuckwit.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

old people with no jobs could sip their brandy in the 'dictionary corner' snug.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

bullseye pub- you can play darts.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

^^^best post ever

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Susie Dent themed fruit machine (match three 'chavs' for jackpot)

blueski, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

3-2-1 pub. all the drinks contain industrial quantities of acid, so nobody has a fucking clue what's going on.

actually: wouldn't need acid. just weston's organic cider (qv glasgow thread).

grimly fiendish, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

'fun house' pub. full of studenty fucktards reminiscing about shitty 80s things no-one can really remember. HAHAHAHA HE HAD A MULLET!!!!!!!!!!1!!

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

also: surely in a countdown pub the drinks menu would be entirely anagramatic?

GALER

NGI NAD TNICO

DWK ELUB

etc

grimly fiendish, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

madeleine pub, supposedly all manner of things going on, but you can't find it.

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Numbers game = trying to work out appropriate tip, obv

ailsa, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

good. i didn't like it. far too studenty, far too forced.

sounds right up your street.

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

obselete beat downs is the other thread..

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

39 minutes, people.

Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

are you calling time on the thread???

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

'big break' pub. the landlord is a racist fuckwit Charlton fan.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:07 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fixed :D

i was wistfully sighing over the amount of time it took for the inevitable zing to come. LZCBC losing its touch.

Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

(with three minutes' reaction grace supplied.)

Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

far too forced :\

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

why did he desert us when we needed him the most?

darraghmac, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)

Stephen Fry's favourite ILX poster is Luna.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

stephen fry would be an invaluable addition to the LBZC

Just got offed, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:12 (eighteen years ago)

He couldn't keep up with the pace.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:13 (eighteen years ago)

Mike McShane, on the other hand.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:15 (eighteen years ago)

IL-ex posterz

darraghmac, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

Are you his agent or something? (xp)

Tom D., Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

mike mcshane doesn't really exist

ken c, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

stephen fry = tesco value oscar wilde

max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, we had that. unfortunately oscar's dead, and mike mcshane isn't real, so whaddaygonnado?

darraghmac, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

Mike McShane is no Greg Proops.

DavidM, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

that's for sure. they're equally shite though.

scratch that, mcshane is funnier because he's fat.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 11,000 for "stephen fry" "national treasure". (0.16 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 26 for "dom passantino" "national treasure". (0.53 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 14 for "mike mcshane" "national treasure". (0.36 seconds)

onimo, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

That's his best feature (xxp)

Tom D., Tuesday, 16 October 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

the figures are in, boys!

darraghmac, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

Mike McShane in even less popular than Dom Passantino shockah!

Tom D., Tuesday, 16 October 2007 12:05 (eighteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 70 for "ian huntley" "national treasure". (0.55 seconds

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 326,000 for "nicolas cage" "national treasure". (0.22 seconds)

!

onimo, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

Dom Passantino in almost as popular as Ian Huntley shockah!

Tom D., Tuesday, 16 October 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

Your search - "louis jagger" "dom passantino" "national treasures" - did not match any documents.

Tom D., Tuesday, 16 October 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

quelle surprise

darraghmac, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

Caught some top Mike McShane action on the Whose Line repeats on Dave TV yesterday. Big man came correct with some loliciousness.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:01 (eighteen years ago)

I like it when they improvise hilarious songs. Especially if somebody raps.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:34 (eighteen years ago)

^^^OTM

John Sessions, very much the Grandmaster Caz of late 80s improv comedy.

Maybe we should have a "Sessions vs Slattery" poll

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:34 (eighteen years ago)

I think we need a "Josie Lawrence: Would You Hit It?" poll.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:42 (eighteen years ago)

Apparently something like 90% of Lawrence's career earnings come from the yoghurt adverts she used to do.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)

The answer is "Yes as long as she didn't improvise a comedy orgasm" BTW

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)

She is kinda like the original version of that woman off Peep Show yes?

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:44 (eighteen years ago)

^^^OTM

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:45 (eighteen years ago)

Posh-yet-krazy-chick is a Brit comedy standard.

Emma Thompson in the early 80s perhaps the genesis of this.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:46 (eighteen years ago)

I'm irresistibly drawn to feebly "wacky" middle class women.

Apparently her from Peep Show is Olivia Colman. Big fan of her sterling work in those used Vauxhall ads with that dink out of Grange Hill. Never the same after she got too big for them.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

Kev and Bev, that was some funny shit.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:50 (eighteen years ago)

Funnier than Fry's Twinings Tea schtick.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

She made her TV debut in the fondly remember sitcom Bruiser, according to IMDB.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

Sketch show according to Wackypedia

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:53 (eighteen years ago)

Recurring sketches included Alan Titchmarsh's Agent, "Outdoor Wee," and Martin Freeman as a character who always found himself in embarrassing situations that made him appear like a pervert.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

I'm irresistibly drawn to feebly "wacky" middle class women.

I have a crush of shame on Esther Hall, her out of the BT ads also featuring Kris Marshall.

Mark C, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

WACKY MIDDLE CLASS BRITISH COMEDY ACTRESSES POLL NOW

Jane Horrocks would get my vote, despite how bad her one-off Channel 4 sketch show from 1997-or-so was.

Bruiser was a sketch show, I apologise. I was thinking of... whatever it was Ricky Grover was in.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

Olivia Colman is very naked indeed for most of terrible Britcom "Confetti", if you like that kind of thing.

Esther Hall was in Queer As Folk, I was delighted to see the other night as part of Channel 4's birthday celebration.

I think I have a crush of shame on Kris Marshall, which is way worse.

ailsa, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

that girl from the friendly bacteria adverts.

darraghmac, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

Jane Horrocks is hot but early-mid Emma Thompson is hottttter.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)

Emma Thompson's one-off show was way worse.

Aimed for Peter Cook's one off. Came off as a "librarian tries to do jokes".

And don't get me started on Ulrika's one-off!

Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)

It's pathetic really, nearly 39 and still jonesing after unattainable posh birds.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:59 (eighteen years ago)

I'm 90% sure that Thompson's show went to a full series, not a one-off...

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 09:59 (eighteen years ago)

Yep:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094566/

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:00 (eighteen years ago)

Usually ranked alongside Triangle and Churchill's People as one of the worst TV shows ever on British TV, right?

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:01 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, that series was toe-curlingly painful, it had "serious" bits that just looked like W! T! F?!?!

Ricky Grover's Bulla was a great character shamefully wasted in 'Orrible.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

I think the USA has us well beat for good comedy actresses.

Just got offed, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:03 (eighteen years ago)

Ricky Grover is kinda like a fat, white, slightly less funny Felix Dexter in the "Wow, your talent was really fucking wasted" stakes.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:03 (eighteen years ago)

American actresses aren't posh so I'm not innerested.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

I have a crush of shame on Esther Hall, her out of the BT ads also featuring Kris Marshall.

ditto

that girl from the friendly bacteria adverts.

ditto

also the girl in the Serafinowicz show, a bit

blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:07 (eighteen years ago)

what about that one whose dad is LTA chairman and rly rly loves God, amirite?

Just got offed, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:08 (eighteen years ago)

Would still smash Jessica Stevenson-Newsurname before any of these women, tho

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

Ok yes ^^^^^ this

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:10 (eighteen years ago)

Hasn't she got Jebus tho? Or is that just Sally Philips?

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

man 'smash' is a really terrible term

add kath parkinson to list already

blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

religion and comedy go so well together innit

Just got offed, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

god-bothering = not arousing

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:13 (eighteen years ago)

It's just Phillips, and let's not just define Phillips as a mildly religious woman, she's a full scale hellfire and brimstone nutjob.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:14 (eighteen years ago)

Stevenson just has a chip on her shoulder Welsh I'd like to put something else on her shoulder amirite guyz

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:14 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i'd still smash that brimstone into powder xpost.

darraghmac, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:14 (eighteen years ago)

putting the fun in fundie

Just got offed, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

BTW who the hell is Kath Parkinson? Google's letting me down here.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:19 (eighteen years ago)

Unless bluesk has the hots for a manager from Springhill Care Homes.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:19 (eighteen years ago)

Nah it's alright I found her meh.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

Funny that they're following repeats of QI with repeats of Whose Line on Dave (aka UKtv G2) just so we can test Dom's assertion. Turns out he's wrong. I couldn't stomach more than 5min of Whose Line (yes, I did like it back in the day). (Also worked as a Clive Anderson double-header the other night).

Maybe they'll dig up S&M next.

Michael Jones, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

If you didn't stomach more than 5 minutes then you won't have got to the hilarious comedy songs.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)

Dave is actually getting a cautious thumbs-up from me so far, even if just because they're showing series one of The Apprentice. Paul Torrisi > Stephen Fry _and_ Mike McShane

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)

It wasn't five consecutive minutes - I did dip back in in time for McShane doing an MGM musical number about soap. It was concentrated antiLOL.

Michael Jones, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)

For shame.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:38 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe we should have a "Sessions vs Slattery" poll

What if a dalek was in Pride and Prejudice vs. hiding behind a sofa for a year = no contest.

Raw Patrick, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

Wasn't it, even better, a sofa in an abandoned warehouse?

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

I think so. He used to look out on the Thames and consider throwing himself in. What was his sitcom? "Just a Gigolo" or something?

And Josie Lawrence is gay so no 'smashing', no?

Raw Patrick, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:48 (eighteen years ago)

> also the girl in the Serafinowicz show, a bit

took me a while to figure out where i'd seen here before - the admiral's daughter who went awol on an episode of hyperdrive. and, apparently, peep show and a bunch of other stuff. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1343486/

koogs, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

She was the cute history student Mark stalked in series 2.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:52 (eighteen years ago)

Koogs, this is where you link to a google image search, not a bunch of credits :)

Mark C, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:06 (eighteen years ago)

...especially if you want to see a pic of Sybill Shepherd's nipples.

Mark C, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:07 (eighteen years ago)

Cybil

Dr.C, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

And Josie Lawrence is gay so no 'smashing', no?

A man's reach should exceed his grasp yadda yadda yadda

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

one of Jen's dinner party friends in the IT crowd too

Alan, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

Cybill

Michael Jones, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, I meant that :)

Dr.C, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

one of Jen's dinner party friends in the IT crowd too

the drunken blonde ;)

blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

"a bit of fry and laurie" is fantastic.

J.D., Sunday, 21 October 2007 10:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://store.aetv.com/MEDIA/ProductCatalog/76814c/76814c.jpg

Dom Passantino, Monday, 22 October 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

Uncut! Uncensored!

Can you imagine?

Mark G, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

I hear Ryan Stiles says "moist" in one of the cut scenes.
Does Slattery do comedy anymore?

Fry is pretty entertaining, and those unhappy mutter-raps he did on Whose Line were classic. The "mother-lover" or whatever rap-parody on Fry & Laurie was one of the most horrible things I've ever seen. I like to imagine that it was a parody of rap parodies, but that doesn't excuse it. His blog is quite readable, and QI has been pretty good fun, despite Jimmy Carr being a frequent panelist.

Øystein, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

Stephen fry has a total phobia about singing on-stage/in public.

He did one for "Fry and Laurie" with the help of a hypnotist, who gave him the instruction for singing when the codeword "Hit It" was used.

I suspect it doesn't work now, but it might be worth a try if you see him in town.

Mark G, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

Does Slattery do comedy anymore?

you mean he ever did?

thankyewverymuchladiesandgennlemenmyname'sbeneltonGOODNIGHT etc.

grimly fiendish, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

i almost had to give up watching coronation street while he was on it.

jed_, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I was about to bring that up, he was awful. I'm not sure who ever told him he could act, but dear God did they get that one wrong.

ailsa, Monday, 22 October 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

CORONATION STREET?

grimly fiendish, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

Of course, Slattery's also in that thing with Stephen Fry on ITV. Kingdom, or something. My mum likes it. Slattery plays some local scruff-bag, from what I could make out from the one episode I managed. Years spent being a basket-case shut-in have made his performances so surreally bad he holds your attention more than anything else onscreen.

DavidM, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

Tony Slattery, yes. He played a bookie in Corrie, and was excruciatingly awful at it. He's also in that crap Heartbeat-with-lawyers thing that Fry does on a Sunday.

xpost

ailsa, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

all i can really remember about slattery is seeing him somewhere -- in the flesh? on TV? i can't recall -- wearing a truly absurd tassled jacket and being sweatily fat.

grimly fiendish, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

god i saw that davidm, and had blocked it out. you just think 'nice of fry to get work for his crazy mate tony'.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, I thought you meant S.Fry on Corrie. As you were..

Mark G, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

He was also by far and away the worst thing about Peter's Friends. Also, was he ever actually funny on WLIIA? I just remember him being the "naughty" knob gag one.

ailsa, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

(again with the Tony Slattery, I'm afraid)

ailsa, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

"What not to say to the Queen" right?

Mark G, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

he has a great, if wordy, blog

www.stephenfry.com/blog

czn, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

The Twinings advert is very irritating.

caek, Monday, 22 October 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

he's kinda fat, like martin jol. but he's smarter about football.

darraghmac, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

his jeeves is also pretty definitive.

J.D., Monday, 22 October 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

also the girl in the Serafinowicz show, a bit

Oh good, I'm not alone in my crushing

Tom D., Tuesday, 23 October 2007 09:17 (eighteen years ago)

So then, I was reading Jeremy Paxman's "The English", and he mentions CB Fry, Steve-O's ancestor who he dedicated a whole five minute portion to praising on an episode of QI once. So turns out that Fry's ancestor who he admires and feels that we should all praise went over to Germany to shake Hitler's hand and agree that "something should be done about the Jews".

Mike McShane has never supported the Holocaust, so strike another one up for the big man.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

CB Fry did that? Writer, political thinker, king of Albania (almost), one-time long-jump record-holder, England footballer and Test cricket captain? How the idols shatter...

Just got offed, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 10:48 (eighteen years ago)

The thing is, I knew all of the sporting superman shit about him, I never knew he was a massive fucking Nazi.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 10:49 (eighteen years ago)

Well, according to Wikipedia, he wasn't always a 'massive fucking Nazi'; he succumbed to mental illness and BECAME a 'massive fucking Nazi'. I'm not defending this, of course, but I think some of his actions can be put down to mental instability.

In the 1920s, Fry's mental health started to deteriorate severely. He had encountered mental health problems earlier in his life, experiencing a breakdown during his final year at Oxford which meant that although academically brilliant he took a very poor degree. In India in the late 1920s, he had a major breakdown and became thoroughly paranoid. For the rest of his life, he dressed in bizarrely unconventional clothes and had frighteningly eccentric interludes. He developed a horror of Indians, including his friend Ranjitsinhji. He did recover enough to become a popular writer on cricket (and other sports), and even in his fifties, entertained hopes of becoming a Hollywood star. According to noted cricket writer David Frith, in his book 'Pageant of Cricket' C.B. Fry was occasionally seen running naked down Brighton Beach during his less stable interludes.

In 1934, he met Adolf Hitler and was mesmerised by him. He failed to persuade von Ribbentrop that Nazi Germany should take up cricket to Test level, but some Hitler Youth were welcomed at the Mercury training ship and Fry was still expressing enthusiasm for them in 1938. He retired from his position at T.S. Mercury in 1950. He died in 1956, in Hampstead, a "grand old man of sport".

Just got offed, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 10:56 (eighteen years ago)

Can't S Fry (or us for that matter) admire (even 'praise') CB Fry's sporting achievements without supporting his crazyness?

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

SF starts a new technology / gadgets column in the guardian on saturday. he is, perhaps surprisingly, a big geek.

koogs, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 11:05 (eighteen years ago)

Anti-Jewish gadgets?

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 11:06 (eighteen years ago)

Finding out how much of a geek Stephen Fry is doesn't surprise me AT ALL.

The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 11:09 (eighteen years ago)

now you mention it i did wonder if 'puts the zing in your ding-a-ling' was code for a call to arms against the ZOG

DG, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

Mike McShane has never supported the Holocaust, so strike another one up for the big man.

On that Who Do You Think You Are? thing, didn't Fry discover that he had lost relatives on his mother's side in said Holocaust?

Venga, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

He discovered the facts, but it had been an unspoken truth in his family for years.

Mark C, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

People say/do the craziest things when they've lost their marbles. Like you, Dom, when you called South Koreans "dog munching bastards" after Italy went out of the 2002 World Cup. Temporary insanity?

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

Good times, great memories.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

Dunno when The Learned Elders of Zion XI beat England at cricket though.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

there was a wall near my old house where someone had painted up 'S KOREA BEAT AND EAT DOGS'

DG, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

The dogs being Italians, or am I missing it?

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)

Is this thread going to become a "people/groups/concepts Dom has been abusive towards" thread? *sits back, munches popcorn*

Mark C, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

LOOSE THE HOUNDS

Just got offed, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

ILE: likes dogs, hates Jews

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

SF starts a new technology / gadgets column in the guardian on saturday. he is, perhaps surprisingly, a big geek

his prelude to it in last saturday's was pretty good, actually, although i'm not sure how he'll sustain it past the three- or four-week mark. i meant to revive this thread and post something about it, but a) i didn't and b) i can't remember what i was going to comment on specifically, so hey.

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

(that he had the 2nd mac in the country?)

koogs, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

Douglas Adams had the first.

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

i knew that. and that.

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

(umberto eco's thing about operating system schizm?)(linux box?)(1 infinite loop?)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,,2198814,00.html

koogs, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

i think it might just have been the SHEER SHOCK of finding out he actually owns windows PCs as well :)

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2007/12/11/6144/alan_davies_bites_tramp

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.chortle.co.uk/furniture/newtease3.jpg

DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

booby prize on the left there

DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

Marcus Brigstocke is the biggest cunt currently working in British comedy.

Just thought I'd point that out.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

You'd think an educated millionaire like him would have more decency.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

"...He began calling me the C-word and other names."

Well if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

Tom D., Tuesday, 11 December 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

what, bite it? NOM NOM NOM NOMELESS

darraghmac, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

brigstocke looks like an unpleasant man and his television show is dire but his's a great standup comedian

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

his's?

anyway, i guess this has turned into a rolling "Q.I. panelists are c*nts" thread

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

Brigstocke looks like an ilxor.

I like 'em all (QI panellists).

blueski, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

you would

DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

I like 'em all (QI panellists).

-- blueski, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:26 (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Including Jimmy Carr?

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

Yes. Too lazy/easy to hate him.

blueski, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

I understand you disapprove of his jokes about the larger lady.

blueski, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

Yes. Too lazy/easy to hate him.

-- blueski, Tuesday, December 11, 2007 2:31 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

just like HITLER amirite.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

Never watched QI, can't think of anything I'm less likely to watch

Tom D., Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

two ducks having it off?

blueski, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

Don't watch wildlife programmes either

Tom D., Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

that gag could have come straight from QI

DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

Linda Smith RIP

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

lol jk she was rubbish

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

Brigstocke has largely single-handedly dragged the once-brilliant R4 6:30 slot into the most reprehensible crap I've ever heard coming out of a major radio station, and that includes Talksport. Thank goodness Humphrey Lyttelton is still alive.

Just got offed, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

she was awful.

xpost

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

I will rep Victoria Wood as a comedian to the death, I honestly think she's one of the best stand-ups this country has ever produced. Linda Smith was like the Waitrose Victoria Wood, except without the lulz.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

that gag could have come straight from QI

But itsawayItellum, atsacracker!

Tom D., Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

you don't *have* to watch the QI repeats y'know Dom. Maybe if you spent less time doing/watching/experiencing things that you hate, you would be hating less?

just a suggestion

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

dom believes in the mafia code: keep yr friends close and yr Dave TV on

Just got offed, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

i agree my quip was v QI-ish. do you think i should send it in?

blueski, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

alan davies will lend you an ear

(of a tramp YOU SEE?)

DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

oh snap

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

Biting satire

Tom D., Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.7digital.com/shops/assets/sleeveart/%5C00602498130612_350.JPEG

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m3/dec2007/9/2/C82538E3-E6BC-26D7-A6F31A4D0D20C673.jpg

DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

Davies was the biggest cunt working in British television even before I read about him eating tramps.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

nah, there are worse. carr. those 'friday night project' twats.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

Stephen Fry

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

For some reason none of those dudes brings me out in hives in quite the same way Alan Davies does. I guess Jonathan Creek used to be alright.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

What is QI? Answer in the from of a lolcat gif please.

I've seen Alan on TV and he seems so mild-mannered with his sheepish grin and silly jokes. So when I felt his teeth around my ear I just couldn't believe it. I was shaking with shock afterwards.

‘You'd think an educated millionaire like him would have more decency.’

Weird beyond-parodic story! "I never thought I'd feel that sheepish toothy grin BITING DOWN ON MY LUG"

Pashmina, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

What is QI? Answer in the from of a lolcat gif please.

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/in-ur-cricket-team-hatin-ur-jewz.jpg

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

Lot of anti-semitism on the board today.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

of course, ILX is full of guardian readers, duh

DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Alan Davies is worse than everyone else on television

Tom D., Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

Do you think we should poll this?

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

there are loads of worse people.

clarkson yo.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

and davies went to bancroft's!

which will mean nothing to anyone outside NE London without a chip on their shoulder

DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

isn't clarkson a fucking saint around here though xp

DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

no.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

yes he is! ILX wuvs him

DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

Clarkson is an obvious cunt-on-his-sleeve cunt, whereas Davies' insidious appeal to twee-ers and Arsenal fans renders his stealth cunting that much more cunty.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

yes he is! ILX wuvs him

-- DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:41 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Nah, just Scots and comedy anglophiles like Tombot.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

the people that run ILX you mean? :(

DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Clarkson for PM

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

fyi I ain't signed it and ain't signing it but 27,000 people have

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

i hate Danny Wallace way more than any of these people, or even you guys

blueski, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

but 27,000 people Tory protozoa have

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

Scots love Jeremy Clarkson? I must have missed that meeting.

Tom D., Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

"I guess this isn't going to look good, is it? The last thing I want is another negative story about 'that obnoxious Jonathan Creek star'. What's this going to say?"

blueski, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

mind you yeah danny wallace >:(

DG, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

I wuz confused why anybody would hate Danny Wallace then I googled and found out about the other twat.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

surely all those guys from mock the week are waay ahead. and jo brand.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

"Mock the Week" is another programme I've never watched

Tom D., Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

god yeah, moran's "hoodies with rappity rap music on their mobile telephony?!?!!?" gig is completely intolerable.

-- r|t|c, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:41 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Lest we forget.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

I almost mentioned him earlier in the context of "Alan Davies is even worse than..."

Tom D., Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

dylan MORON lol amirite

roffle roffle, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

yeah, Davies still worse.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

there's this guy just getting coverage in ireland called andrew maxwell, he is an arch-c*nt demi-bollix

darraghmac, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thecatlaughs.com/media/images/32maxwell.andrew_p.jpg

^^^isn't this dude in The Rakes?

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, he's been over here for years, never really made it

Tom D., Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

Irish nationals should be banned from becoming comedians - or else some kind of quota put on them. Australians banned outright.

Tom D., Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

well, i have to admit that dylan moran and ed byrne can be quite funny in small doses. the rest of them i'll allow.

darraghmac, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Stephen Fry and Dom Passantino in agreement shocker.

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2008 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Am enjoying his travelogue in America so far.

obama cyber leader (kingfish), Sunday, 26 October 2008 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, me too. The hatred on this thread for a bunch of mildly irritating comedians is astonishing.

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 26 October 2008 07:59 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, I'm finding his America show a bit boring...he's no michael palin, ought to stick to being clever.

Autobot Lover (jel --), Sunday, 26 October 2008 09:09 (seventeen years ago)

^^^
Palin = having a slightly-to-moderately uncomfortable time but being very English and not complaining about it.
Fry = getting pissed up in various locations (bourbon distillery was hilarious), while being terribly nice to everyone, but not actually having to rough it at all. And his sweeping generalisation about Miami while rapidly speeding through it in a taxi = dud.
At least Fry is better than Griff Rhy-Jones - "Hey isn't London a great city! There are all these restaurants and secret tunnels and shit!" Audience: "Yeah, we know..." Jones: "Watch it, or I'll lose my temper and maybe park my Vauxhall really badly!"

snoball, Sunday, 26 October 2008 09:29 (seventeen years ago)

Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 26 October 2008 09:30 (seventeen years ago)

How thoughtful of the BBC to put the only funny bit of Harry & Paul in a trailer so that we don't have to waste time watching the whole programme. I say "funny", but taking the piss out of Stephen Fry = shooting fish in a barrel. With a machine gun. Who do they do next, Boris Johnson?

snoball, Sunday, 26 October 2008 09:45 (seventeen years ago)

I agree about the Miami bit - that was rather predictable.

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 26 October 2008 10:25 (seventeen years ago)

Flicked through the earlier bits of this thread. Mind-bogglingly inane.

He called Led Zeppelin a "guilty pleasure".

Fuck him.

Oh yes, he's such a cunt, isn't he? This kind of dullard popist pedantry is the sign of far too much time spent on ILM.

Freedom, Sunday, 26 October 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

^valuable new poster

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 26 October 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

loads of posters called things like Freedom and Vision

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 26 October 2008 17:33 (seventeen years ago)

if only they knew what ILX was really about ;_;

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 26 October 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

restraint and blindness

s1ocki, Sunday, 26 October 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

You can smug away all you like.

Freedom, Sunday, 26 October 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

indeed we shall.

restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Sunday, 26 October 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/2549/wlmike.jpg

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 26 October 2008 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

snoball, Sunday, 26 October 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

please explain why this man is a "national treasure"

Um, because that's the kind of nation GB is?

Aimless, Sunday, 26 October 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

i.e. fascist.

Freedom, Sunday, 26 October 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.tootingpopularfront.com/citizensmith.jpg

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 26 October 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

There is an old episode of QI on Dave just now (lol surprise, etc). Anyway, the Sky+ episode info button thingie says "QI: National treasure Stephen Fry chairs...."

ailsa, Sunday, 26 October 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

That Rhys-Jones cities thing was dreadful. Disingenuous surprise at the most banal facts imaginable. 'Can you believe seven million people live here? Seven million!' Um, yes, you bell-end, it's a city.

Fry's America jaunt is fun, if a bit shallow. I was hoping for some of his trademark US pisstakery.

Rooty Hill v Licking Valley (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 26 October 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

Not Stephen Fry, but Jon Snow most certainly is.

more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Friday, 6 February 2009 13:35 (seventeen years ago)

SNOW IN "DIRTY YOUNG ASIAN" OUTRAGE

joe, Friday, 6 February 2009 13:37 (seventeen years ago)

what in the world

special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 6 February 2009 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

Marcello, you wanna weigh in on this?

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Friday, 6 February 2009 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

loses points for braggin' tbh

more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Friday, 6 February 2009 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

it's a pretty baffling story imho.

special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 6 February 2009 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

I fully expect to reread this heartwarming tale in Francis Gay's column in this weekend's Sunday Post.

Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 6 February 2009 13:51 (seventeen years ago)

There should be a column written by the kid in response where he mockingly informs Snow that he actually gave him £20 to touch a black man's willy

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Friday, 6 February 2009 14:03 (seventeen years ago)

snow causes confusion again this week.

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Friday, 6 February 2009 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

a licky boom boom down.

Mark G, Friday, 6 February 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

I expect this to be the first of a series of acts of generosity to filthy minorities.

ogmor, Friday, 6 February 2009 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

if you wanted 5 quintessential LBZC threads, this would be one of them

Stephen Fry continually impresses me with how utterly decent and broad-minded he is. Not a national treasure, but truly one of the few celebrities who wears his fame humbly, selflessly and gracefully. He strikes me as an inquisitive, approachable man, who tries to give as much of himself as he can to a baying and often unreasonable public.

You are Rebels! You are all yankees (country matters), Monday, 24 August 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

did you get a pr job?

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Monday, 24 August 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

No, it just strikes me whenever I hear the dude on radio or read his articles that he's a fundamentally good and fiercely principled person, and there's a need to separate this from his public perception as a big cuddly comedian.

You are Rebels! You are all yankees (country matters), Monday, 24 August 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

he did sound off about the MPs expenses thing being a big fuss over nothing tho - major points deduction

unban dictionary (blueski), Monday, 24 August 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

all flesh is grass

You are Rebels! You are all yankees (country matters), Monday, 24 August 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

Fry's point about expenses was a bit more complex.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/8045869.stm

I think he was pissed off with the increasingly hysterical tone of the Telegraph's (et al) tone. There are loads of reasons not to like Jacqui Smith, the fact that her hubby watched a porno is not one of them.

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 24 August 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, I did LOL when Fry said that because each journo chasing that story was probably to the point where they could expense most of their life. Cabs, meals, 'fruit and flowers', the lot.

lacoste intolerant (suzy), Monday, 24 August 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

St Stephen's halo is slipping a bit:

Stephen Fry shocks feminists by claiming women don't really like sex

Bob Six, Sunday, 31 October 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)

"If women liked sex as much as men, there would be straight cruising areas in the way there are gay cruising areas. Women would go and hang around in churchyards thinking: 'God, I've got to get my fucking rocks off', or they'd go to Hampstead Heath and meet strangers to shag behind a bush. It doesn't happen. Why? Because the only women you can have sex with like that wish to be paid for it."

I lolled at the image this conjures up - but can't really agree. This assumes that there's only one of liking sex: having it as often and opportunistically an casually as possible.

Bob Six, Sunday, 31 October 2010 09:44 (fifteen years ago)

I forsee another Twitter vacation for Fry.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 31 October 2010 09:56 (fifteen years ago)

Stephen Fry otmfm

Uncharted: Nick Drake's Fortune (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 October 2010 09:59 (fifteen years ago)

kinda otm in a comedian making lols way

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

Um.

Aw, gee, thanks for coming out, Steve.

But really, if I'd wanted sweeping gender essentialist pronouncements about the sexuality of women from men who, you know, never actually *had* sex with a woman, I'd have joined the Catholic Church.

So much fail in that article.

Wheal Dream, Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

^ILTMI slogan pls

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 October 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

uhh?
weirdest bit is the idea that women who like sex = become prostitutes

inimitable bowel syndrome (schlump), Sunday, 31 October 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)

or that all men are on the cruise regularly

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 31 October 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

# Bye bye less than 5 seconds ago via Twitter for iPhone

# So some fucking paper misquotes a humorous interview I gave, which itself misquoted me and now I'm the Antichrist. I give up. 15 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

# Oh fuck. Which newspaper what foes it say?

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 31 October 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

look out belgium

it's always random in wackydelphia (history mayne), Sunday, 31 October 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't realize until just now that stephen fry was gay (which shows how much attention I pay to him). I don't see anything that "shocking" about comments like this coming from a humorist.

akm, Sunday, 31 October 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

don't think he's saying women don't like sex, but they don't like it as much of as often as men do. i don't know whether this is true or not. personally, i don't think i'd like to have sex in a graveyard or hampstead heath, either.

ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Sunday, 31 October 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

I only know this guy from the Oscar Wilde movie he was in. I don't really have an opinion on him, but Hugh Laurie is dreamy. Who could've guessed he was a British comedian!

Princess TamTam, Sunday, 31 October 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

I think what he's saying is straight women don't like sex as much as gay men. Quite interesting, Steve.

Pinktits, Sunday, 31 October 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

GAHHHHHHH the interview in question was given to my friend, who doesn't make stuff up.

"good luck, sycophants!" (suzy), Sunday, 31 October 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

why do any of you care about this

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 31 October 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

revered guy perpetuates tired gender myths?

inimitable bowel syndrome (schlump), Sunday, 31 October 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

wish this guy would fuck off in general

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Sunday, 31 October 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^
This

sonofstan, Sunday, 31 October 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

i liked the lady in the Observer ("Rosie Boycott, the journalist and feminist" )who said "I'm sure I've done it in parks in my time." like.. surely you'd remember?!

piscesx, Sunday, 31 October 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

observer response was pretty confused in general

inimitable bowel syndrome (schlump), Sunday, 31 October 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

can't quite account for this but:

i know longer give a shit either way about controversies to do with the un-pc opinions of public figures

anyone who gets paid to write a lengthy 'response' to this should at least thank fry for the opportunity

it's always random in wackydelphia (history mayne), Sunday, 31 October 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

Rosie Boycott has had serious alcohol problems (see her autobiography 'A Nice Girl Like Me') - so may well not remember.

Bob Six, Sunday, 31 October 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

even as a massive fan of his books and of his comedy in general i have to say he's been in people's faces way too much of late. he really needs to start turning down stuff, as he may well do now. i think that him being on the cover of attitude, Top 10 in the book charts, number 1 in the audiobook charts, on adverts on itv, hosting a quiz show on the bbc, hosting his own 1 man show in london, being the most followed uk person on twitter, being the voice of Harry Potter, being the face of Apple in the uk, talking for an hour on the biggest show on radio 1 2 weeks back, talking for an hour on the biggest London local radio show the same week, talking on the One show on bbc1 the same week, to say nowt of the radio and tv stuff about his lectures, theories, debates, etc all over the place.. i mean it's all enough for him to get on anyone's tits.

piscesx, Sunday, 31 October 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

GAHHHHHHH the interview in question was given to my friend, who doesn't make stuff up.

The thing is, you don't have to 'make stuff up' to misrepresent or overstate the manner in which something is said. I mean, I completely disagree with the content, but 'making pronouncements on women's sexuality' is also not necessarily what he intended to do. He was most likely joking around (he is a comedian, you know) and came out with some unfunny and faintly obnoxious stuff. Not sure that it's really that important.

emil.y, Sunday, 31 October 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)

mm true i mean look at MIA/Truffle-gate.

attitude have already confirmed that they've got it all on tape and that it's all as reported. Fry seems to be saying also that people have *misquoted* the piece which was *already* a misquote of him. complex!

piscesx, Sunday, 31 October 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

Fries causing so much trouble for reporters!

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 31 October 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

being the face of Apple in the uk

and microsoft as well now, of course

even as a massive fan of his books and of his comedy

imagine yr post from the perspective of someone who didn't like him to begin with :(

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Sunday, 31 October 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

Don't really have a dog in this race, but, er, who cares? Comedians be all trying to get lols and sometimes go too far.

Cunga, Sunday, 31 October 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

not sure this comedy excuse stands up, he seems to be serious here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A211L382EVI

NI, Sunday, 31 October 2010 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

women be shopping

balls, Sunday, 31 October 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

yeah he's not 'kidding around' in this piece, he isn't that sort of comedian at all.

piscesx, Sunday, 31 October 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

Fries causing so much trouble for reporters!

Loool

Not the real Village People, Sunday, 31 October 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

someone should start a social media campaign in which women post about where they like to have sex - like, on the couch or w/e - to demonstrate that fry's wrong about this whole thing

inimitable bowel syndrome (schlump), Monday, 1 November 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

There's something rather repellent about that "unlikely" in the Observer intro:

"Broadcaster and writer Stephen Fry has tried to establish himself as an unlikely authority on female sexuality..."

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 1 November 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

Is that couch behind a bush?

Pinktits, Monday, 1 November 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)

As a side note, he will make a hilarious senile personality in 20 years.

Pinktits, Monday, 1 November 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

Who could've guessed he was a British comedian!

British people.

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 1 November 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

Australians.

Ain't Gonna Play "Fist City" (sic), Monday, 1 November 2010 01:17 (fifteen years ago)

Americans that wear Soccer shirts.

Paddle Poptimist (King Boy Pato), Monday, 1 November 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

I still boggle every time I hear people say "oh Hugh Laurie was in BLACKADDER? WHAT?" As if House was the only thing he ever did wtf.

Sunn O))) Sundae Smile (Trayce), Monday, 1 November 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

Absolutely, he was in Stuart Little for crying out loud.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Monday, 1 November 2010 09:42 (fifteen years ago)

i liked the lady in the Observer ("Rosie Boycott, the journalist and feminist" )who said "I'm sure I've done it in parks in my time." like.. surely you'd remember?!

― piscesx, Sunday, 31 October 2010 21:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe she was unsure whether it was more of a park or just a field or playground

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Monday, 1 November 2010 09:56 (fifteen years ago)

House comment otm.

argosgold (AndyTheScot), Monday, 1 November 2010 11:06 (fifteen years ago)

"House was in Blackadder?" etc make me ANGRY.

argosgold (AndyTheScot), Monday, 1 November 2010 11:06 (fifteen years ago)

sidebar: has the popular 'who gives a shit' meme led to the unfortunate sidelining of an enduring classic?

http://www.w3bbo.com/forums/Care-O-Meter.gif

it's always random in wackydelphia (history mayne), Monday, 1 November 2010 11:16 (fifteen years ago)

can't choose between anger and boggling going to just angrily boggle iydm

conrad, Monday, 1 November 2010 12:45 (fifteen years ago)

why do any of you care about this

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 31 October 2010 17:00 (Yesterday)

Quite.

Pashmina, Monday, 1 November 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://i49.tinypic.com/rhuxcp.gif

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 1 November 2010 13:07 (fifteen years ago)

"House was in Blackadder?" etc make me ANGRY.

― argosgold (AndyTheScot), Monday, November 1, 2010 7:06 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Sorry, we didn't get that show over here! That's like... getting mad at people for not knowing about Charo's Spanish indie movie acting career, or something.

Princess TamTam, Monday, 1 November 2010 13:11 (fifteen years ago)

Charo was in BLACKADDER?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 1 November 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

WHAT?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 1 November 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

you have already caused these people great offence Princess TamTam and are only making it worse

conrad, Monday, 1 November 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

i saw a youtube of this guy feeding a baby rhino and at the end he said "i've done everything on this planet that is worth doing"

everything you do is a meatloaf (another al3x), Monday, 1 November 2010 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

Ugh: http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2010/nov/01/stephen-fry-homosexuality-women-sex

"cuddly face of acceptable bourgeois homosexuality"

"favourite gay uncle"

I have no opinion on Fry himself, but I find this snidey homophobic boilerplate rather upsetting.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 1 November 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

He's now replaced his photo on twitter with a piece of wood and put no longer in service.

on the cusp of eligibility (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

Surely anyone that took him at his word on that interview is an idiot?

Matt DC, Monday, 1 November 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

laurie penny is the worst, most shameless rentagob since, oooh, tanya gold at least

it's always random in wackydelphia (history mayne), Monday, 1 November 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

He's now replaced his photo on twitter with a piece of wood and put no longer in service.

pls 2 expand 2 entire career, thx

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 1 November 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

Sorry, we didn't get that show over here!

Wrong.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Monday, 1 November 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

PBS doesn't count.

Princess TamTam, Monday, 1 November 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

It wasn't on PBS, it was on A&E.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 November 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

And PBS most certainly does count, fwiw.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Monday, 1 November 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.brew-wood.co.uk/comedy/youngones/BAMBI.JPG

top row: the young ones
bottom row: ben elton?, emma thompson, stephen fry, hugh laurie

fuck ghostbusters 3, my fondest wish is for this reunion to happen.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

(ben elton is correct. The poshness was not ironic, fwiw)

Mark G, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

HM, that's the second time you've given Laurie Penny un(der)qualified criticism, so will ask again: why does she bother you? I love her stuff since I saw her speak at a thing at the Houses of Parliament and started following her output. She's very intelligent and has a bit of empathy going on, and I would commission her in a red-hot second.

Would be nice to have a measured and thoughtful answer but if you can't provide anything other than sniping about an op-ed writer, let's just say it won't surprise me.

"good luck, sycophants!" (suzy), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

why does she bother you?

she doesn't bother me, but i don't think she's very intelligent. read the first paragraph of the fry piece. if you can get to the end of it, you win i guess.

it's always random in wackydelphia (history mayne), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

Laurie Penny is a bit like Johann Hari, even when her basic point is right, she has this emotional-trowel approach to writing that I find terrible. This blog post is an excellent example of why.

Matt DC, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

i find johann hari suddenly being cast as someone it's possible to take seriously utterly perplexing - mdc otm about why his writing is infuriating. his style also makes me distrust every statistic he cites to back up his points.

on board with whatever stephen fry backlash may be happening at any point in time though my reaction here was more a pitying o_0 than anger or offence.

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

Penny's writing in that column is full of stale jargon ("solidarity in the face of a heteronormative patriarchy that oppresses all of us"), ugly constructions ("this wry empathy with an almost universal human imbecility in the face of groinal temptation") and just plain bad prose. And I agree with Chuck_Tatum that "acceptable bourgeois homosexuality" is a snide phrase. I don't think she's up to the kind of day-in-day-out op-ed stuff she does for the New Statesman. But then I wonder who is - that kind of pace encourages kneejerk, poorly researched, outrage-of-the-day punditry.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

It will be interesting to speak to my friend P who actually did the original interview with Fry, just to get a measure of what happened, but I won't see him until Thursday.

Hmm, one person's jargon is another's 'wow, here's a great word to describe why a group of men are being dicks' - and some phrases are *intended* to be snide. BTW I didn't like Johann Hari for a few years but he's improved since the election. I don't mind an emotive style if it's in aid of a group or topic that deserves a bit of sympathy and isn't otherwise getting any, which is why I laughed a la gallows when I read the LP blog MDC just linked, but having conversed with LP, she is really of shockingly high intelligence and is motivated to do more/better work than that. She's just 24! I know people twice her age, working regularly, who will never have her skills!

"good luck, sycophants!" (suzy), Monday, 1 November 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

95 per cent of comment is free is totally shit, let's be honest.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

sorry let me climb down a little.....the factual/political stuff is the strongest part, at least there are actual points to be made. the cultural stuff is terrible.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

It's also full of simplistic judgements and unexamined assumptions:

"Our sudden distaste for bankers' bonuses is not grounded on antipathy for extreme wealth but on simple annoyance that financiers are being rewarded for getting it wrong".

Oh come on. Does anyone really think it's that straightforward?

"The emotional logic of our society is now one of ceaseless neoliberal striving, a tyranny of aspiration."

Whose emotional logic?

Most of us would far rather believe that the poor are lazy and stupid than countenance the notion that the rich and powerful are steering us gleefully over an economic precipice.

"Most of us"? Her heart is probably in the right place but this complete lack of nuance, coupled with an obvious contempt for much of the country (many of whom are working class, on low wages and probably quite interested in the X-Factor).

Matt DC, Monday, 1 November 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

yah penny's stuff is just standard student paper fare, don't get why people are so excited on either side, it's not like any of us really believe in 'quality' journalism eh

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 1 November 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

The national treasure's utter indifference to female experience is particularly chilling because he embodies a certain strand of cosy, unthreatening, upper-middle-class homosexuality within whose ranks misogyny routinely goes unchallenged.

Is there any substance to this at all?

The referee was perfect (Chris), Monday, 1 November 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

stephen fry is pretty non-threatening. like if he was at mcdonald's i feel like i could go up and steal a few fries off him and he'd be all, "oh dear!"
i feel if i tried that with hugh laurie, there'd be blood on the fries, goofy comedy persona notwithstanding.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 1 November 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

xpost I think so, but my job gives me lots of opportunities to meet this sort of man. Have you ever been party to a group of posh, gay men being homosocial?

As this seems to have devolved into 'mansplaining' I'm off to dream up opportunities for Laurie Penny to contribute to ESM, just to annoy the menz.

"good luck, sycophants!" (suzy), Monday, 1 November 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

he embodies a certain strand of cosy, unthreatening, upper-middle-class homosexuality within whose ranks misogyny routinely goes unchallenged

i would only take issue with the "upper-middle-class" limiting qualifier

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Monday, 1 November 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

i guess speaking more to your point, i suspect non-threatening people in general tend to get away with more stuff in public, but isn't that as it should be? they're harmless.
best to save up the ammo of furor against actually threatening people.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 1 November 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

As this seems to have devolved into 'mansplaining' I'm off to dream up opportunities for Laurie Penny to contribute to ESM, just to annoy the menz.

Suzy this sort of handwave is lame, given that most of the criticism of Penny on this thread has nothing to do with the fact that she happens to be female. I took pains to compare her to a male columnist.

Matt DC, Monday, 1 November 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks for policing my responses, Matt - really appreciate it.

"good luck, sycophants!" (suzy), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

Well "mansplaining" is a very aggravating retort to criticisms which focus on her prose and her arguments and don't make an issue of her gender.

Re: misogyny among upper-class homosexuals, the only examples I've come across were very far from cosy and unthreatening.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

i still don't get what "mansplaining" is - explaining done by men? cuz if it's "patronising explanation of something you already knew which avoids your actual point" (nb i don't think anyone in the last few posts has been guilty of this) - soooo not limited to men, indeed one of the biggest traffickers of that kind of mansplaining on the internet is prob sady doyle.

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

Wasn't Mansplaining an '80s electro artist

candid gamera (s1ocki), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe I have read the criticisms and I just don't agree? Maybe I think my criticism has validity because a bunch of men are slagging off a woman and calling her unintelligent, while no woman has offered criticism of this writer for those reasons?

I freely admit I don't usually go hunting around for op-ed people to accuse of suckage because it's futile: editors choose Marmitey contributors on purpose and some of them are...us.

"good luck, sycophants!" (suzy), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

But then I wonder who is - that kind of pace encourages kneejerk, poorly researched, outrage-of-the-day punditry.

― The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Monday, November 1, 2010 4:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

yeah this. when i say im 'not bothered', this is what i mean. it's the format, the need to go to press on sub-trivia like stephen fry comparing the stereotypes, not the content, though lp's content sucks too, everyone else otm.

it's always random in wackydelphia (history mayne), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe I think my criticism has validity because a bunch of men are slagging off a woman and calling her unintelligent, while no woman has offered criticism of this writer for those reasons?

The issue is that this is disingenous. I don't see you throwing around accusations of "mansplaining" whenever everyone jumps over some mentalist Melanie Phillips screed.

Matt DC, Monday, 1 November 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

i think my record on slagging off male writers is pretty solid

it's always random in wackydelphia (history mayne), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

but i mean really

Nigeria's urban renewal is trying to bulldoze human rights
Celestine Akpobari: The clearing of more than 200,000 people who live on the waterfronts of Port Harcourt will wreck businesses and lives
13 comments

Laurie Penny
Stephen Fry, how could you?
501 comments

don't get me wrong, im part of it

it's always random in wackydelphia (history mayne), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

editors choose Marmitey contributors on purpose and some of them are...us

internet has made this pretty awful tho...comment bait is everywhere.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

The other issue is that "he embodies a certain strand of cosy, unthreatening, upper-middle-class homosexuality within whose ranks misogyny routinely goes unchallenged" is a very odd sort of unconsidered prejudicial thing to say, especially when you are making a point of countering a similarly unconsidered, prejudicial thing coming from Stephen Fry. That's not an issue of femininity or feminism or youth or anything else, it's just plain bad journalism.

Matt DC, Monday, 1 November 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

"editors choose Marmitey contributors on purpose"

Is this marmite the weird toast spread? please explain -- the only reference points i have is being on the precipice of eating it but being pulled back by the smelling of it first.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 1 November 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

marketing slogan is you either love it or hate it.

Not the real Village People, Monday, 1 November 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

i really like when advertising slogans become engrained rhetorical vehicles...it must be amazing if you're the ad man that created one of these.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

That marketing slogan has played its part in bringing the best known face of British fascism to the brink of bankruptcy.

Matt DC, Monday, 1 November 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

Marmite analogy suggests delusions of grandeur in most contexts now. Certain celebrities and pundits like to think they're passionately loved or hated when the truth is that most people, if they know who they are, can't be arsed either way.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 1 November 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

i really like when advertising slogans become engrained rhetorical vehicles...it must be amazing if you're the ad man that created one of these

Whoever thought up the slogan for Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain, aka the most boring consumer product imaginable, is a bona fide genius IMO.

Matt DC, Monday, 1 November 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

oh, that's a really good shorthand then! I don't think we could have an equivalent expression in the US. "editors choose ketchup-on-eggsy contributors"?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 1 November 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

that's exactly the one i had in mind! amazing. describes an entire aesthetic and worldview. it's surprisingly (depressingly!?) common to see "does exactly what it says on the tin" in techno reviews.

x-post

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

Back to Fry - one unflattering news piece ("misquoted" is celebrity-speak for "accurately quoted re: something I now regret") and he storms off Twitter, the very outlet he's always praising as a direct-to-the-fans alternative to the wicked mainstream media? There are public figures who get more shit from the press in a day than he gets in a year. Admittedly, not of all of them are bipolar but still.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

He's always storming off Twitter though.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

to be fair to him the amount of vituperative shite he must get must be astronomical even when he's not in the middle of a feminist shitstorm.

Truther Vandross (jim in glasgow), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

and not to cast aspersions or prejudge him because of previous health issues but i could see him being a fairly sensitive sort.

Truther Vandross (jim in glasgow), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

LOL, I was just questioning HM's status as self-styled Intelligence Arbiter (an unsubstantiated 'she's not very bright' is always edifying coming from ILX Man). I'm finding the only knees being jerked here are not being jerked by writers in the Guardian! I also know that the whole fucking world could say I was wrong about something that was actually opinion-based and I'd just ignore them or hope my intransigence drove them mad. Right/wrong as a value judgement requires facts to measure and most of what I'm reading is personal opinions and there's no measuring those as right/wrong.

Maybe we should deal with this ---> I know LP has been thinking about gay male misogyny/gynophobia as a subject for some time (we talked about it in the context of the fashion world, where there is a lot of ironic 'ism'-ing going on behind the scenes that becomes less ironically meant as it goes unchallenged) and I told her to view it as part of a larger bullying cycle and not specifically about woman-hating - there is an idea that bullied groups get a free pass to be snide about other people who might also be part of a still-more-bullied group which I've totally seen play out at work. If you don't share the joke or try to make it stop, you're marked out as either a) an '80s PC throwback or b) 'worthy' - something I notice NEVER EVER happens on threads where we find ourselves debating the quality of female columnists' work.

"good luck, sycophants!" (suzy), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

suzy, nobody itt is calling LP worthy or a throwback or any other loaded phrases like shrill and humourless. People are saying that her prose is lumpy and her arguments simplistic and/or incoherent. It's pretty disingenuous to start implying this counts as bullying.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

haven't read most of this and whilst i'd usually be the first to decry sf's preciousness and the sickly hivemind consensuality of ~national treasures~....

u gotta say when it comes down to it there's good and evil

and he's not evil (even considering the cc fraud stuff)

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

oh i c he has been challoping egregiously

still, not evil in the gnostic sense

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

Dorian, you've conflated a few things here! I've seen crits of a writer and discussed that, and then I talked about the way oppressed groups bully one another in my workplace because I was discussing it with the writer in question just last week and then voila, an opinion opportunity on something vaguely related came up as watercooler news of the day. We can agree, though, that people - often female people - who tell the 'ironic' sexist or racist to check themselves often have to put up with loaded reactions.

"good luck, sycophants!" (suzy), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

Ah OK, I must have misread your point.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

some ideas for the fucher of this thread

- crit theory meta-analysis of intra-subaltern bigotry, victimhood oneupmanship
- some ws innuendo wrt lp itt, possibly to initiate a more traditional fugue of sb's and heartbreak
- email lp and hm to see if we can arrange some sort of iq contest, antique paddington bear soaked with stephen fry's tears to the victor

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

LOL, I was just questioning HM's status as self-styled Intelligence Arbiter (an unsubstantiated 'she's not very bright' is always edifying coming from ILX Man).

but YOU'RE arbiting her intelligence JUST AS MUCH by saying that she IS intelligent, ILX WOMAN!!!11!

it's always random in wackydelphia (history mayne), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i mean we can do a preliminary round hm vs suzy

ITT

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

the loser gets to petition larry summers w/ their ideas about iq and gender, but be warned, his putdowns will be ~withering~

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

it's surprisingly (depressingly!?) common to see "does exactly what it says on the tin" in techno reviews.

there must be a DJ called Ron Seal (and a thread about these monumental slogans)

sock lobster (blueski), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

LOL HM, I have no real beef with you but plz, you are playing the virtual reality game 'apples v. oranges' - regularly turning up to offer a limp 'ehh, not bright' about some grrrl writer is not quite the on the same level as the few occasions where I involve myself in these discussions to say a writer is intelligent or critic may be missing the point. I do think writers suck or miss the point in their columns - one recent example I can think of concerns Hitchcock - but I know enough of them not to comment negatively lest my own critics call out a backstory of some kind, favourable or not.

"good luck, sycophants!" (suzy), Monday, 1 November 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

Laurie P's writing makes me cringe, and some of my best friends are women!

Mark C, Monday, 1 November 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

lol^

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 1 November 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

LOL.

"good luck, sycophants!" (suzy), Monday, 1 November 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

u gotta say when it comes down to it there's good and evil

and he's not evil (even considering the cc fraud stuff)

― Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Monday, November 1, 2010 7:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha

caek, Monday, 1 November 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

I like Fry btw and more than anything else I think this statement is a function of his age and the kind of world he grew up in.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Monday, 1 November 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

is he ten years older than you?

conrad, Monday, 1 November 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

twitter still dead, keep it up steve

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 1 November 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

how does Fry's 10-15 years of public chastity while proclaiming that sex (& relationships) was too messy and yucky and a hassle to bother with* tie in here?

(*which he freely flipped to "nah it's ace" when he hooked up with a wee toyboy")

Ain't Gonna Play "Fist City" (sic), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

Laurie Penny was halcyon days...Now the Daily Mail weighs in with a threesome of Rosie Boycott, Charlotte Metcalf and Yasmin Alibhai-Brown

Bob Six, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 08:24 (fifteen years ago)

Oops

Bob Six, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 08:28 (fifteen years ago)

The Rosie Boycott piece is fine actually, mostly because it doesn't start from a standpoint of 'OMG gays'.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 08:47 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, Rosie is pretty good really. I lost touch with her columns when she produced that organic gardening book (and something about food policy advisor to Boris?)

Bob Six, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 09:10 (fifteen years ago)

His Highness hates hacks (better to go into sewage clearance, he has said) and this one is triply blighted by being of low birth, heterosexual and a woman.

got a pretty vivid image of YAB sitting at her desk for like 15 minutes thinking about how she might also be able to call him a racist in that sentence and get it past the subs

I can't wait to get home and climb aboard... GROCERY GROIN (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 09:51 (fifteen years ago)

Some thoughts:

I am sure Stephen Fry didn’t mean any malice in his comments but he was being naïve. I would note in passing that the male idealisation of women as pure/noble/Better Than Us is quite often simply the reverse side of the misogyny coin but Stephen’s hardly being a Taliban spokesman here (or anywhere else). Certainly I wouldn’t have stormed off Twitter but I’ve stormed off ILx and other places enough times to understand the acute sensitivity involved. I’m sure he’ll be back.

I hear what Suzy’s saying and having read Laurie Penny’s Guardian and Statesman pieces can only say that in the former there are some interesting thoughts which haven’t fully been thought through (presumably because of journalistic time constraints and the need to scribble something quickly but she’ll learn more about how to work with these as she gets more experience). The X-Factor analogy piece is strained and doesn’t really come off.

Factors common to both pieces which should be journalistically addressed include the following:

1) Ungrounded emotionalism. I rather enjoy what Matt calls the “emotional trowel” approach as it tends to succeed (as in, affecting its readers) more than the nuanced, emotionally suppressed (some might say constipated) English approach to which readers are more used. But it has to have a strong basis in quantifiable fact. A string of assertions dressed up as facts will not persuade the reader to change their mind and indeed may irritate those readers who essentially agree with what the writer is trying to say. It isn’t journalistic form to preface every sentence with the words “I believe” but that should be made clearer than it is in these pieces (equally, however, an unrelieved string of statistics, however accurate, is usually going to send even the most sympathetic reader to sleep, or at least to the crossword). Otherwise you’re going to end up in rent-a-rant land, however well that pays.

2) Avoid jargon (“heteronormative patriarchy”) and obscure vocabulary aiming to impress (“mucine” doesn’t quite mean what she thinks it does). And I speak as someone who not only uses obscure vocabulary aiming to impress, but also invents vocabulary when necessary (fine by me; I’m just doing what Shakespeare did). But then I’m not writing for a mass readership, and doing that is different from writing a blog or an academic paper.

3) Don’t presume. Criticising The Apprentice, X-Factor etc. is easy in theory (again, I’ve done it enough times in the past) but in practice looks like you’re sneering down your nose at those who some still call “plain people.” People (including us if we're honest, and we should be honest) having to work their socks out all week, or wear themselves out trying to find work or pay the mortgage/rent – aren’t they/we entitled to a bit of fluffy telly escapism? A little entertainment to take their minds off “life”? It doesn’t mean they’re detached, or being detached, from life, or that fascism is on the way.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 10:01 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ mansplaining

cis boom bah (c sharp major), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 10:14 (fifteen years ago)

Marcello's post encapsulates my thoughts quite nicely, third point in particular. The issues around aspiration, the working class, wage inequality, the media and governments are more complex than articles like that are willing to admit and it's a bit of a blind spot for many left-wing columnists. Avoiding the sneer is the hardest part. Simon Cowell may well be a vile right-wing piece of shit but you'd never catch him chav-bashing.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 10:21 (fifteen years ago)

Didn't Prince Philip say something very similar to Stephen Fry's original 'quote', which made people go "wot, you calling your wife/the Queen a prostitute?"

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 10:23 (fifteen years ago)

Avoiding the sneer is the hardest part.

ahem.

NI, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 11:11 (fifteen years ago)

oh i mean 'amen'

NI, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 11:12 (fifteen years ago)

Marcello's OTM third point - and Matt's response - reminds me that the Laurie Penny NS blog which first got my back up was an immensely condescending anti-football piece during the World Cup. Awful student journalism packed with terrible non-jokes and dubious assertions. It's a classic pitfall of left-wing columnists - celebrate a platonic ideal of the working class while sneering at the real thing. And it's a classic pitfall of online journalism - a writer who has some intelligence and flair but no apparent editorial intervention to quash her bad habits and encourage her good ones.

http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/laurie-penny/2010/06/world-cup-football-england

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:26 (fifteen years ago)

Good god that's appalling. Can't wait for her sensational column next month about crass consumerism and Christianity having hijacked a pagan festival.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

no she's right, we should abandon all forms of leisure activity until we've fixed the financial crisis. but wait, SHOULDN'T WE START WITH THIRD WORLD POVERTY???

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)

Ohh, they're talking about this on Loose Women next.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.metapedia.com/wiki/images/Krugeruntitled1981.jpg

"good luck, sycophants!" (suzy), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:48 (fifteen years ago)

slight problem there being that harry potter is the most magical generational wonderment for huge volumes of kids from all backgrounds, take it from someone who knows!

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

Simple rule: if it's fun and popular, she's agin it.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:54 (fifteen years ago)

between this and cuddly kafir-hater mehdi hasan i can see no reason not to subscribe to britain's leading left-wing weekly

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 12:58 (fifteen years ago)

Elite notes: saw that bit on Oxford, guessed Wadham, seem to be right from googling around. Glad it still produces classic student-left types.

portrait of velleity (woof), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:01 (fifteen years ago)

suspicious of oxbridge class warriors in general tbf

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

is he ten years older than you?

Almost exactly, I think.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

Need to be careful what I say cos I do some stuff for the NS, but the main thing I get from LP - both good and bad - is that she is so young and so angry. Would like to read her on something she actually likes rather than constant rage at the Pope, football and Fry. I also struggle to take political advice from somebody who doesn't have children, but that's a different matter.
Also, everything Marcello says is pretty spot on.

Pete W, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

I also struggle to take political advice from somebody who doesn't have children

um...what? why?

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

(Me, I struggle to take political advice from somebody who effectively DISENFRANCHISES those who don't have children, but that's a different matter.)

Wheal Dream, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/nov/02/stephen-fry-mistaken-women-sexual-nature-complex

this guy throws some oil on the fire.

Women need to trust a sexual partner before going home with them. That process takes several hours. I'd put it at about six, although this varies wildly.

wtf??? my average is 3.716 however if it's after a major sports victory or a sunny day at a festival i've heard tell of women's prospective sexual partners clocking a 2.3456

psychotic!

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

"Ian Dunt"

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

that sentence is the weirdest and creepiest thing i've ever seen on comment is free

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

And now Robbie Savage has quite twitter as well. Gutted.

on the cusp of eligibility (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

Oh the humanity!

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe twitter could quit twitter too, that wd be a result.

Pashmina, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

Women need to trust a sexual partner before going home with them. That process takes several hours. I'd put it at about six, although this varies wildly.

That six-hour film about Carlos the Jackal must be his ideal date movie.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

(Me, I struggle to take political advice from somebody who effectively DISENFRANCHISES those who don't have children, but that's a different matter.)

Yeah, I probably shouldn't have said that, but don't worry I'm not going to offer anybody political advice either.

Pete W, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

xpost Indiscriminate rage cancels itself out after a while if you're furious with Tory cuts AND the Iraq War AND football AND something Stephen Fry said AND some movie that's just come out AND AND AND

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

That six-hour film about Carlos the Jackal must be his ideal date movie.

many is the woman he has bedded after a "double braveheart"

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

Ian Dunt is political editor of the Erotic Review, editor of politics.co.uk and a political
analyst for Yahoo UK

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

why does erotic review have a political editor?

http://blogs.cisco.com/news_img/captain-kirk.jpg

Women's sexual nature is complex. For a woman to express equal interest in sex, she must be used to having her arousal and satisfaction treated as importantly as the man's is. That's a task many men are too lazy or egocentric to accomplish

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/26148-captain_kirk.jpg

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I probably shouldn't have said that, but don't worry I'm not going to offer anybody political advice either.

"probably shouldn't have said that" as in you don't actually believe it, or that you do? because...if you do believe it i'd love to know how you can justify that.

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

Stephen Fry is a rambling old man and he'll just talk about whatever crap to whoever will listen. I'm starting to see why Hugh Laurie was the more successful member of the duo.

Just breaking it in, feels comfy (MintIce), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

what? define 'successful'.

all the love sent up high to pledge won't reach the (ledge), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

gets laid in cemeteries more often

Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

"woman's sexual nature is complex"

http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2009/07/smoove-b.jpg

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

"probably shouldn't have said that" as in you don't actually believe it, or that you do? because...if you do believe it i'd love to know how you can justify that.

Hmmm. I do and don't believe it and it's not justifiable so I won't try. It's an unanalysed half-thought.

Perhaps I should have said that I (and this is 'I' not 'you' or 'one') can't take political advice from anybody under 30, although that's no less patronising and also not quite right.

But it stems from the fact that nothing has challenged and compromised my political views more than having a kid. This doesn't mean I've veered from left to right or vice versa, it just means I'm a lot less judgmental/dogmatic (unless you are under 30/childfree).

Pete W, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

what? define 'successful'.

In pure success terms, House pretty much outstrips anything Fry's done.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

In pure success terms

i left my successometer at home so can't verify this.

all the love sent up high to pledge won't reach the (ledge), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

Okay, one is the star of a massive US TV show with an international following, the other was a middle-ranking UK TV personality and host of QI until he set up a Twitter account and became all-powerful.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

The slightly sad thing about Fry is that he's got a giant brain and he's dabbled in so many things but he's currently best known for QI, Twitter and banging on about Apple products. I wonder if that's where the insecurity comes from - the fact that he might have been a great actor/director/novelist and instead he's been a jack of all trades. I don't mean that in a snide way - if I achieved a fraction of that I'd be a happy man - but I get the impression that he thinks he should have done something more substantial with his intellect and opportunities. Clive James admits to exactly this feeling. And because so much of his success rests on being a well-loved national treasure - the public's favourite clever clogs - he's very sensitive to any possibility of a backlash.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

xxp wikipedia claims

In 2008, House was distributed in a total of 66 countries. With an audience of over 81.8 million worldwide, it was the most watched television show on the globe

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

think that might be a few more viewers than fry's wagner prog but you never know eh

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

hmm. ok didn't imagine it was quite that large. still, i think to call laurie 'more successful' as though fry is some kind of also-ran is pretty misleading.

all the love sent up high to pledge won't reach the (ledge), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

Bobby Hale is more successful than Dave Pace iirc

Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

all that aside though the sentence "I'm starting to see why Hugh Laurie was the more successful member of the duo" is basically meaningless here xps

I can't wait to get home and climb aboard... GROCERY GROIN (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

maybe if he didn't keep making so many unwise generalisations about human sexuality he'd've hit that magical 81.8 m viewer mark and become a real TV star

I can't wait to get home and climb aboard... GROCERY GROIN (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

Laurie became a megastar thru playing loveable cuddly rogue Geoff House

Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

I get the impression that he thinks he should have done something more substantial with his intellect and opportunities. Clive James admits to exactly this feeling.

Sounds plausible, but they're fooling themselves a bit I'd say. James's limits + talents are pretty clear: I think he's close to completely fulfilling his Clive James-ness. He's written good books and very good criticism; his novels and poems are good but wanting: it doesn't seem like he would have written the great Anglo-Australian novel if he hadn't been chuckling at Endurance. Fry's comparable; he's very bright, and has made brilliant things, but his major creative endeavours – the films, the novels – even when enjoyable don't suggest that the cheers of the vulgar mob have drawn away a major artist.

portrait of velleity (woof), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental

conrad, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

dLynks: I resisted, but here goesz/

My mother was telling me about how Hugh Laurie had all these feelings of depression for much the same reasons you just described (saves me from typing it all).. "How can he? He was in Stuart Little Two!!!"

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

Also in 'Sense and Sensibility'

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

House is great!

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

(it was the "two" that cracked me up at the time)

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

Now I remember why I usually stick to the football threads.

Pete W, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't watched House in ages but I will bear witness to Laurie's amazing talent as a physical actor.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

xpost. Interesting, woof. Maybe what really burns them up is the suspicion deep down that they don't have what it takes. But whether it's the feeling of having missed certain opportunities or the fear of not being up to snuff (the former possibly an alibi for the latter) I get the sense that there's a shard of self-loathing in Fry when he sits down to host QI or arrives on the set of Kingdom. (Possibly this is bullshit armchair psychology but I'm running with it.)

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

I get the sense that there's a shard of self-loathing in Fry when he sits down to host QI or arrives on the set of Kingdom.

Dunno. The dude wrote Me and My Girl when he was in his 20s. He's always been happy to, for want of a better phrase, slum it.

Pete W, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, but there was a period between Wilde (1997) and Bright Young Things (2003) - after Fry & Laurie but before QI - when it seemed like he was trying to step things up.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

Fry has done a bit better in films than Laurie e.g. Wilde vs Maybe Baby.

sock lobster (blueski), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

Laurie was in the superb Street Kings!

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

I get the sense that there's a shard of self-loathing in Fry when he sits down to host QI ...

Did Bamber Gascoigne feel the same way when he chaired University Challenge?

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

Doesn't everyone doing something "creative" secretly feel that what they do is worthless? On a minuscule level of this, I used to present/co-present a couple of shows a week on Talk Radio/TalkSport, and used to get very down thinking: "Is this really what it boils down to? Talking about football to phone callers on Saturdays and Sundays." It was my mum - who fundamentally believes any work other than public service is morally indefensible - who said the programmes brought some people pleasure, and that's more reward than most people ever get, so I should just stop moaning.

ithappens, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

anyone who has any job secretly feels what they do is worthless

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

apart from tories

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

George Osbourne?

Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

ha xp

Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

haha

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes I secretly feel that posting on ILX is worthless

Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

Seems probable that there's some disappointment there - Fry (or James) couldn't be prone to basic cultural snobbery – TV/fame/success are vulgar, wrong – but they are well-read in an old-school kind of way that slaps a lot of intimidating cultural achievements in front of you - probably gets worse as you get older? Doors closing, no longer time to turn yourself into an Eliot (George, TS, w/e) of the age; 'I am entertaining millions' not the palliative it was in youth?

portrait of velleity (woof), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

x-post NO!

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

Four Quartets is better than Clive James Laughs at Japanese People tbf

Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

where does David Mitchell fit into this? he's like favourite clever clogs who will never do anything good again...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental

he might've been mental if he'd come back with 'if you had kids you'd understand why i want paedos strung up', which would've surprised me a lot had it happened

dunno about House but i did hate HL's Friends cameo

Mitchell may actually have gone mental

sock lobster (blueski), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

xpost Fry's such an extreme example because he's always held up as "clever" so any sense of being a fraud or disappointment would be intensified a hundredfold - it's the gulf between perception and achievement. Most of us don't have enough of a public profile to worry about perception.

xpost II Is that a rhetorical question or a genuine one, Mark G? I don't know much about Gascoigne's career.

xpost III There was an interesting discussion on the Slate podcast a while back about the myth of the "young" novelist - the idea that you can be 35 and still think that some classic is waiting to burst out of you - when most of the great novelists (or poets, or playwrights) were already well on their way by that age. Fitzgerald and Melville are well-known egs but I was surprised to discover that Faulkner had written As I Lay Dying and The Sound and the Fury before he was 35. The really sad thing about doors closing is the realisation that they were never really open. *kills self*

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

x-post

Hey, I'm running with it.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

Fry has done a bit better in films than Laurie e.g. Wilde vs Maybe Baby.

Plus he wrote (adapted) and directed 'Bright Young Things'.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

II: me neither. Believe he presented some 'wandering history' type progs...

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

Fry (and James, again) have likely felt a bit closer to BIG cultural achievement than most, too: didn't The Liar get terrific reviews when it came out? Probably could have thought he was on his way to being, idk, a Beerbohm at least.

portrait of velleity (woof), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

I was surprised to discover that Faulkner had written As I Lay Dying and The Sound and the Fury before he was 35

ppl got things done quicker, neither masturbation nor warcraft had been invented iirc

portrait of velleity (woof), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

people died younger too...more pressure

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

I have no hesitation in blaming ILX for my failure to write the 21st century's answer to The Sound and the Fury. I coulda been a contender.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

I intend to publish a Christmas collection of my posts.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

did mark s ever finish that book he was always writing?

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

But it stems from the fact that nothing has challenged and compromised my political views more than having a kid

you could substitute any number of life-changing experiences for "having a kid". would you take political advice from someone who, say, has been wrongly imprisoned and fled an oppressive regime just because they didn't have a kid? have their political views not been challenged enough? your own experience isn't enough to claim on behalf of others that breeding is the most politically challenging experience one can have in life. i'm sure you can think of any number of non-parents you'd gladly accept as a political authority before any given parent.

There was an interesting discussion on the Slate podcast a while back about the myth of the "young" novelist - the idea that you can be 35 and still think that some classic is waiting to burst out of you - when most of the great novelists (or poets, or playwrights) were already well on their way by that age. Fitzgerald and Melville are well-known egs but I was surprised to discover that Faulkner had written As I Lay Dying and The Sound and the Fury before he was 35. The really sad thing about doors closing is the realisation that they were never really open. *kills self*

off topic but here's something erika villani wrote on this topic, w/r/t lily allen's "22", which i'm not posting for any reason other than that it's a really great piece of writing (in a comments thread i really enjoyed participating in) that rings v true.

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

And now Robbie Savage has quite twitter as well. Gutted.

― on the cusp of eligibility (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, November 2, 2010 3:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Sav is back! Result! back of the net!

http://twitter.com/#!/RobbieSavage8/status/29487973274

Love that guy.

on the cusp of eligibility (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

Love him or hate him - Robbie Savage is football's Mr Marmite.

thread comes full circle

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

can someone provide a link to the slate podcast referenced up there?

goole, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.slate.com/id/2259789/

Inspired by this NY Times essay:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/20/books/review/Tanenhaus-t.html?_r=2&scp=2&sq=sam%20tanenhaus&st=cse

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

truth-bomb from a comment type on that Guardian piece:

"Women need to trust a sexual partner before going home with them. That process takes several hours. I'd put it at about six, although this varies wildly."

That first sentence makes sense, but the third sentence is weird. "About six" is strangely precise, while "this varies wildly" contradicts the "about six". I mean, is it about six or isn't it, and how can you know?

piscesx, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

Lex, it was a rash indefensible statement that I would work up into some sort of troll-bait op-ed if I was so inclined and didn't have to put the nipper in the bath.

isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

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The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

^ still butthurt that Fry never repped for the Amstrad CPC

sock lobster (blueski), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

alan sugar is another "national" "treasure" who needs to fuck off already

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

"national" "treasure" = overexposed menopausal middlebrow, stoic ex-sportsman or the queen mum gawd bless er soul

apart from a few from the second category, they pretty much all need to foa

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

upping the ante

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

if fry jumps i'm holding penny personally responsible

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

STEPHEN FRY OUT OF MY UTERUS

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

"national" "treasure" = overexposed menopausal middlebrow, stoic ex-sportsman or the queen mum gawd bless er soul

apart from a few from the second category, they pretty much all need to foa

the third has indeed foa'd!

i can't think of any exceptions in the second category. please don't name me any footballers, they all need to foa from birth (this is the closest i think i come to agreeing with how LP has presented any of her arguments)

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

duncan goodhew?

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

Tim Henman?

a fucking abortion (onimo), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

^^ destroy's lex's team/individual rationalization for his sports challops -- manchester united's recent success 80% down to cristiano ronaldo's individual skills, whereas tigah tim's semifinal 'glory' was 40% intrinsic sporting talent, 60% henmanic exposure syndrome causing debilitating nausea in opposing players

s'bobby robson tho, u gotta say.....bit of a mensch

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

oh harsh on sir bobby

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

innest of injokes right there

kenny dalglish would just about qualify? different country tho

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

would love to see stephry's tweets on his thread becoming a discussion on retired footballing personalities

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/rioferdy5/status/29464177999

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

innest of injokes right there

I lolled.

ailsa, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

laurie penny sounds like a good egg with the right idea tbh

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

you fancy her

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

yeah maybe a bit strident and a bit over-earnest and she perhaps uses incidents such as Fry's quote as an emblem for problems that Fry himself isn't responsible for exacerbating but fucking hell what is wrong with a bit of blind fury?

lol DG actually I was told about her by a guy I'm thinking about making music with last week - I'm too busy fancying my even-further-left new gf tbh

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

by blind fury I mean of course 'well-informed but blunt and unrefined cant'

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

you've laid on a gareth bale cross there

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

Whoa! That's not a cool word to use, buddy.

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

DG, the second article you quoted has one o_0 moment, that being the inclusion of the Fry mention, but pretty much everything else is both incisive and, more to the point, still important.

(Did agree with most of the dissenting voices on the thread re: the other article, but I really don't see anything even stylistically wrong with most of this one.)

emil.y, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

(And when I say 'quoted' I mean 'linked'.)

emil.y, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

i was referring to the fry mention emil.y, that's why it's here

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the pill article is fearsomely otm and this shit just needs repeating and repeating - teenage sexuality, especially female teenage sexuality, is to be discussed and recognised, not shunned and bowdlerised - you'll create far more problems that way

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

thread appearances completely and utterly in character

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

DG, true, but the thread kind of turned into a pile-on about her writing, so I felt like some defence of the rest of that article was needed.

emil.y, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

turns out 'cant' doesn't mean so much 'invective' as it means 'insincere and baleful raving', so I'm gonna have to plead ignorance there

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)

It also means 'boilerplate' or the tired phrasology of a certain milieu; not so much insincere as hackneyed. It's often used wrt PR or politicians.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenfry

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)

still sulking

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)

so embarrassed you guys

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

cant = secret jargon

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

cant take this any more

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

Nusret Fateh Ali Khan — Mustt Mustt
Oasis — Columbia
Ofra Haza — Im Nin'alu
Olivia Newton-John — Xanadu
Olivier Messiaen — Quatuor pour la fin du temps: V. Louange à l'Éternité de Jésus

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

just wanted to c&p that somewhere, salright

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

dude srsly, how does a guy like you not know the origin/meaning of such a crusty old word like "cant"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thieves'_cant

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

ok seriously

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

but thanks for informing me!

young people trying to change the world with fury and words and a sock to the jaw of the status quo = free pass in my book

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

oh i don't care, i haven't actually read this thread

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)

it's an amazing thread, full of incident and joy

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i know that definition because it's the term irish travellers use for their own language

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

young people trying to change the world with fury and words and a sock to the jaw of the status quo = free pass in my book

would rather they tried to change the world with a brain. passion is the most wrongly fetishized used and abused cultural quality i can think of.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

'a brain' is implicit in 'words' tbh

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

but you're right - words used incorrectly have an awful power to convince and mislead

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

i think you over-rate words

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

this thread is starting to feel like the 300th page of a 1930s austrian novel

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

Count Horkheimer expresses his desire for "real action" while General Stumpf bemoans the apathy of youth. In the streets, Ulrich ponders a vast cathedral.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

I feel unwell. My landlord has told me that if I cannot pay him he will throw my possessions into the road. A black cloud hangs over Europe and I fear for my language.

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

Musil was thoroughly unrepresentative of his contemporaries tho.

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

Just listening to Saturday Night Fry because of this thread – so funny, so thick with bright little jokes, maybe the last stand of one kind of shiny (usually annoying) Oxbridge wit? Realised, apropos the Fry-a-failure-to-himself digression, that he could rightfully believe that he spent the energy and genius of his high manhood on that and A Bit of Fry & Laurie; that he can't get that brilliance back; and that the rest is and will be comfortable but disappointing.

(xps p sure we can work this into a 130pp digression on bourgeouis decline in the novel)

portrait of velleity (woof), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

bourgeois

Am it, never could spell it.

portrait of velleity (woof), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

Hermann Broch is sort of similar...way different setting but the Death of Virgil really goes for the jugular of life in the same way as Man Without Qualities

x-post this thread keeps on giving!

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

It was said that in the schoolhouse, Berti had tortured a dog to death after dark. We naturally grew to hate Berti and one day a gang of thugs threw him in the canal. He drowned.

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

after the war i took a position under my uncle.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

'a brain' is implicit in 'words' tbh

This is the greatest self-diagnosis I have ever seen.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

Found an extract from Fry's memoir online where he basically confirms the Fry-a-failure-to-himself theory. Chalk one up to armchair psychology.

“There is a vision that comes to me often… I picture myself at the surface of an ocean: the course of my life is played out as a descent to the sea bed. As I drop down I clutch at and try to reach blurred-out but alluring images representing the vocation of writer, actor, comedian, film director, politician or academic, but they all writhe and ripple flirtatiously out of reach, or rather it would be truer to say that I am afraid to leap forward and hug one of them to me. By being afraid to commit to one I commit to none and arrive at the bottom empty and unfulfilled. This is a self-aggrandizing, pitiful and absurd fantasy of regret I know, but it is a frequent one…I know I have a reputation for cleverness and articulacy, but I also know that people must wonder why I haven’t quite done better with my life and talents. A jack of all trades and master of none…In less perkier moods, of course, I entirely concur with the judgements of the head-shakers…What a waste. What a fatuous, selfish, air-headed, indolent and insulting waste my life has been.”

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Thursday, 4 November 2010 11:51 (fifteen years ago)

Textbook "haunted by alternating gleams of glittering success and terrifying shards of one's own utter devastating failure" behaviour, or, in other words, "bipolar bipolar is bipolar"

(yes, I know, a bit 'takes one to know one' criticism from me, but...)

Wheal Dream, Thursday, 4 November 2010 11:57 (fifteen years ago)

(is that criticism? More a statement of what it is (your statement and his)

Mark G, Thursday, 4 November 2010 12:03 (fifteen years ago)

don't think my pep talk - 'look, you created some substantial stuff in your prime, great work & serious wit in the tradition of English humourists, (some on the page, some on the screen, it's the C.20th way), anyway that's plenty, plenty for a life. Turns out your not a great novelist or director, but that's cool, aren't many that are. btw think before you talk abt women and can you get Hugh Laurie's autograph my gf loves House' – would help that much.

I just wonder whose life or career he'd covet, and think realistic?

portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 4 November 2010 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

He's written about the whole thing on his blog now.

Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 November 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.stephenfry.com/2010/11/04/silliness/

Comes over OK but the defence of "taking a thought for a walk" is the same one Martin Amis used after his comments about targeting muslims and seems like a pretty broad alibi for saying stupid shit. He no longer claims to be misquoted but misunderstood, which may be equally annoying but isn't the same thing at all. And probably not a great idea to compare being interviewed to being raped.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Thursday, 4 November 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

tl, dr

on the cusp of eligibility (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 4 November 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

The Welcome Back Committee on Twitter is revolting me though, it's like the fucking second coming.

on the cusp of eligibility (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

And probably not a great idea to compare being interviewed to being raped.

Hate this kind of argument, sorry. The actual quote was "For reasons that should be obvious now if they weren’t before, I don’t give print interviews. I never consent to them any more than you, dear reader, would voluntarily consent to being mugged, raped or burgled..." "Comparing" is such a loose term that it's meaningless in this context unless you actually believe he's saying THIS IS AS BAD AS THIS.

Not the real Village People, Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

Well obviously I don't mean he's making an exact equivalence but it's careless language given the context. If I were writing a blog about being accused of misogyny I'd probably leave the word rape well out of it.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

The blog post is quite a bit of flannel, a lot of it trying to make out he didn't say what he did say.

like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

It isn't really that at all. This whole episode is a bit of a case study in the manufacture of outrage.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

I think there is a lot of poor-me flannel in it, but a fair few of the points he made were understandable and sympathetic.

emil.y, Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

Thing is, while denying the letter of his quotes, an awful lot of dancing around in the spirit of exactly what it was that wound people up.

At a time when morale is low in the gay community (a chronic rise in homophobia, teenage suicides, gay bashing and religious intolerance) I thought it worth making the light enough point that in some ways you could see the male gay life as a lot easier than the male straight life. But to read anything more into it than that is either wilful or stupid. I know that women enjoy sex. If women also say (and I’m in no position to agree or disagree with them) that they have as equally insistent and urgent libidos as men then I have no doubt that must be true also. It is perhaps sad to think that they are as pathetically in the grip of a base and humiliating need to get their rocks off as men are, but if that is the case then that is the case and god knows I’m no expert on the subject and have no right either to confirm or deny the proposition. It simply isn’t my business to pronounce on something that I know nothing of and I’m sorry if the very idea of my even touching on the topic is deemed offensive, inappropriate and outrageous by authorities on gender issues, if such authorities exist. As a gay man, female sexuality is patently a closed book to me. I had fondly imagined that in a free and open society one might be allowed to play with such ideas in a reasonable spirit of debate, but it seems not. It seems that such a conversation was offensive, ignorant, arrogant … god knows what else. Ill-judged it most certainly was.

bolded text is really just dragging out the whole "men are wired one way, women are wired another way, and aren't men such awful horrible dogs of it, oh my, tut tut" gender essentialist argument that he's just saying he's not even qualified to comment on!

Wheal Dream, Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

I don't agree with that analysis entirely - it seems that he is saying "men are wired this way", which is in itself gender essentialist, but he's also accepting that he doesn't know what way women are wired.

emil.y, Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

it's amazing the mileage this has...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

He should just go for a "jokes, bruv" defence. Comedians say stuff like this all the time.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

I don't really get how you could be gender essentialist without assuming you don't know how the other gender is wired.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

I'm still confused by the church graveyard reference. Are church graveyards the UK equivalent of truck stops?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

Well, the whole "men are wired this way" *is* gender essentialist. I have known many men to behave, sexually and emotionally, in different ways in different circumstances, so this idea of "all men are just WIRED a way" is gender essentialist nonsense to me. He got in trouble for generalisations, so he's just going and reasserting another generalisation. Way to go.

Anyway, I really don't need to be participating in this. The whole apologyblog thing actually decreased my opinion of him way more than the "tempest in a teapot" controversy. (Which mainly just irritated me, not because he made those comments, but the number of people on twitter and the blogosphere, who I thought to be otherwise quite sensible who picked them up and started being all "this is the truuuuuuuuth" in a totally uncritical and ill formed manner.)

Wheal Dream, Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

I don't really have a problem w/gender essentialism - I think there are some essentially different biological strategies between men and women. I also think these get blown out of proportion by people who have an emotional stake in making sure their own gender roles remain unchanged and normative. Anybody who's ever been in the throes of love or even serious sexual attraction knows that both genders tend to want to fuck their brains out.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

antediluvian = "look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls"

piscesx, Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

Excellent <a>href=http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/nov/04/deborah-orr-manufactured-controversy>;piece</a> by Deborah Orr in yesterday's paper which sums this all up quite nicely.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 5 November 2010 09:13 (fifteen years ago)

ha, shows you how long I've been away!

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 5 November 2010 09:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/nov/04/deborah-orr-manufactured-controversy

like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Friday, 5 November 2010 09:19 (fifteen years ago)

NUJ dispute gave me the pleasure of waking up to Laur13 P3nny on R4 at 6:45 this morning as she was part of a panel (with Pauline Black of The Selecter!) discussing...oh, I dunno, something or other. Funny how, as soon as I heard her speedy delivery and the youth in her voice I thought "I bet this is LP".

And then, after the news, it was "Birds of the Wash".

Michael Jones, Friday, 5 November 2010 09:23 (fifteen years ago)

That's very good. Chimes with something the Indy's Steve Richards tweeted about the BBC strike this morning:

No Today Programme and the world feels calmer. News is determined less by what happens but availability of journalists and tone they take.

Interesting that the headlines were all about important stuff that had actually happened, most of it abroad, rather than artifically inflated Westminster village controversies. The stories Orr mentions all expanded to fill the acres of commentary space available.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 5 November 2010 09:35 (fifteen years ago)

i just went to fry's twitter page to see which people i know follow him and there are SO MANY OF THEM whyyyyy :o

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 5 November 2010 09:41 (fifteen years ago)

conversely, the only people i follow who also follow justin bieber are amy winehouse, taylor swift, snoop dogg and...suzanne moore

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 5 November 2010 09:42 (fifteen years ago)

You may not believe this from my hideous omnipresence but my preferred number of publicity assignments is exactly zero. If I could get away with NO radio interviews, NO magazine profiles, NO television chat shows, NO bookshop signings, NO stage events then I would. All those who know me and work with me will confirm this. I am a very very reluctant mule when it comes to these awful moments of necessary negotiation with the publicity people attached to books and films and TV series.
Quite happy to prat about gushing in front of the cameras whenever Apple launches a new toy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkgEGpxyeRg

James Mitchell, Friday, 5 November 2010 09:44 (fifteen years ago)

There's no point in following Fry because someone will retweet everything anyway.

or

There's no point in following Fry because someone will retweet everything anyway.

on the cusp of eligibility (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 5 November 2010 09:47 (fifteen years ago)

I was thinking R3 had gone baroque-bonkers this morning, before I realised they were actually broadcasting "A Confection of Ideas - Handel and Borrowing" rather than the usual hard-hitting up-to-the minute news reporting of Sara Mohr-Pietsch.

Stevie T, Friday, 5 November 2010 09:47 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah it struck me immediately that the Fry story was being presented as "feminists' anger at Stephen Fry" (because we phoned them all up and asked for a quote on an article in a gay mag they would never have read otherwise). The Deborah Orr piece is great and I agree with it wholeheartedly.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 November 2010 09:49 (fifteen years ago)

You may not believe this from my hideous omnipresence but my preferred number of publicity assignments is exactly zero. If I could get away with NO radio interviews, NO magazine profiles, NO television chat shows, NO bookshop signings, NO stage events then I would. All those who know me and work with me will confirm this. I am a very very reluctant mule when it comes to these awful moments of necessary negotiation with the publicity people attached to books and films and TV series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdj0ol2OgU

popular 60s shite, random blues dude bollocks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 November 2010 09:51 (fifteen years ago)

There's no point in following Fry because someone will retweet everything anyway.

people who retweet massive twitter slebs like fry, k. west etc are the WORST - hell0 if i wanted to read what they have to say I WOULD FOLLOW THEM MYSELF

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 5 November 2010 09:54 (fifteen years ago)

don't get me started on people who retweet alain de fucking botton

and the way de botton himself started following me and a few friends when we started bitching about how trite he was (no @s obviously), and trying to hassle us about it

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 5 November 2010 09:55 (fifteen years ago)

you'd think he'd've been philosophical about it

popular 60s shite, random blues dude bollocks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 November 2010 09:58 (fifteen years ago)

What Would Proust Do? (probably be unable to write a tweet in less than 140 characters, that's what)

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 5 November 2010 10:20 (fifteen years ago)

I don't agree with everything in this blog, but it really does bring up some quite good points about how *not* to apologise (and gets at some of the points of why I was irritated by his supposed apology)

http://pickledthink.blogspot.com/2010/11/dear-stephen-fry-part-deux.html

Wheal Dream, Friday, 5 November 2010 10:23 (fifteen years ago)

and the way de botton himself started following me

Ha! He followed me after I asked him for a discount on his holiday homes. Didn't give me one though the cheap bastid.

on the cusp of eligibility (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:10 (fifteen years ago)

botlins?

conrad, Friday, 5 November 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

don't get me started on people who retweet alain de fucking botton

OTM

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:19 (fifteen years ago)

I always appreciate it when people retweet the best bits of Kanye West though. Pretty sure I'm not following anyone famous because I can't really be arsed, so it's good to get the occasional gem of non-self-awareness through.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 November 2010 11:22 (fifteen years ago)

Botton once emailed me after I'd make a crack about him on a blog. Quite civil after I explained why I didn't like his work.

portrait of velleity (woof), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:27 (fifteen years ago)

didnt he cop some shit for some kinda self-googling-induced flameout?

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:29 (fifteen years ago)

clearly not enough? he seems to chase up everyone who criticises him on the internet.

嬰ハ長調 (c sharp major), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:32 (fifteen years ago)

If you're reading this, de Botton, you're a hack and a cunt.

"joeks bruv" defence (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:33 (fifteen years ago)

There was a funny old dispute with Nina Power a while ago: http://www.philosophypress.co.uk/?p=778

Stevie T, Friday, 5 November 2010 11:34 (fifteen years ago)

oh god, nina power is awful

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)

i mean his response is incredible, but she's really, really dire

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:37 (fifteen years ago)

ah, found the email I sent to de Botton after he asked why I thought he shouldn't be allowed to exist.

Fair question. Happy to explain.

First up, I don't really think you shouldn't exist. If I was given a gun and put in room with you, obviously I wouldn't shoot you, even if promised no consequences: you've got every right to live and earn your crust. And no, there's no need to thank me for granting you that - I consider it common courtesy.

So, I had the following, and it needed a name:

"I have a substantial and colourful vocabulary to describe shitness: one needs it to understand a universe that allows *x*."

Primarily, the right name had to be bathetic (there's no hyperbolic fun in the sentence if you just put 'Hitler' in); after that it was a case of sorting through the options. My first thought was Hollyoaks, but I'd made a similar joke a month or two ago with regard to Hume's vision, in the Dialogues, of 'maimed and abortive children of nature', and it felt a little too close. I decided instead that British Public/T.V. Intellectuals offered a better punchline given register, audience, and the medium. I ran through a few names (Mark Lawson, Bonnie Greer, etc.) but yours felt right, for irrational & acoustic reasons as much as anything. I was comfortable exploiting the fact that your surname closely resembles 'bottom'.

I won't pretend that my opinion of your work doesn't come into it: I couldn't put someone I liked into that slot. It's probable that you're curious about that, rather than my procedure for writing stupid jokes, so I should say a little.

I'm generally an admirer of anthologists, aggregators, essayists and aphorists; however, when I've read your work, I've found it a bit thin. There's no real challenge, and things get simplified. I like the people you write about - love many of them - but the connective tissue isn't there for me, in style or ideas. There's nothing egregiously wrong, I suppose: it just feels summary, and doesn't engage or provoke me. More broadly I wonder about its public function: I suspect that a lot of your audience take a version of Schopenhauer or Flaubert or Proust away, and don't go on to read the thing itself - it's a substitute for engagement with authors, more like crib notes than a guide book. I could be wrong on that, of course, and I guess it's to do with proportions ('if just one person' etc).

If you were genuinely curious, hope this answers your question. If you were expecting a blush and an apology, well, no.

Incidentally, how did you come to notice the comment? A Google News Alert?

portrait of velleity (woof), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:40 (fifteen years ago)

He made a brief and civil reply to that.

portrait of velleity (woof), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:41 (fifteen years ago)

kind of amazed how young de botton is. he must have been like 24 when he wrote the proust book. kind of sad that some1 that successful should spend their time getting vexed by bloggers.

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:42 (fifteen years ago)

kind of sadder that someone that shit should be that successful

嬰ハ長調 (c sharp major), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:44 (fifteen years ago)

he seems to chase up everyone who criticises him on the internet

seriously! he seems so thorough about it. idk, no matter how civil you are it's just nagl for someone in his position (and kinda goes against the "life-enhancing" platitudes he actually spouts himself)

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:45 (fifteen years ago)

Seem to recall Boethius said something apposite about that.

"joeks bruv" defence (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:45 (fifteen years ago)

the consolations of a £200m trust fund

joe, Friday, 5 November 2010 11:46 (fifteen years ago)

kind of amazed how young de botton is

cos he's baldy and looks like he died three years ago?

conrad, Friday, 5 November 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

may not see himself as a success - ambitions must have been artistic/creative once - could easily think of himself as a failed novelist

portrait of velleity (woof), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

Was it a Google News Alert xpost

Pork Pius V (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)

he didn't answer that.

portrait of velleity (woof), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)

maybe if he turns up in this thread he'll tell us

portrait of velleity (woof), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)

Already posts here under a Finnish pseudonym iirc

"joeks bruv" defence (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:52 (fifteen years ago)

So different are their life experiences, beautiful women and ugly men might as well be classed as different species.
about 5 hours ago via Mobile Web

THX 4 THAT PERT, PROVOCATIVE "INSIGHT" ALAIN

what a useless little bitch he is

lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:53 (fifteen years ago)

botlins?

Haha, no.

These http://www.living-architecture.co.uk/
...all very nice but a bit pricey - not that that seems to have hurt bookings.

on the cusp of eligibility (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 5 November 2010 12:00 (fifteen years ago)

Well he would know wouldn't he? 9xp)

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Friday, 5 November 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)

Travel agents would be wiser to ask us what we hope to change about our lives rather than simply where we wish to go.
2:12 AM Oct 21st via web

http://www.northweststate.edu/community/Media_Room/images/logos/it_makes_you_think.jpg

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Friday, 5 November 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)

That kind of "throw enough potential aphorisms at the wall and one will eventually stick" kind of Twitter posting really annoys me.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 5 November 2010 12:03 (fifteen years ago)

You could tweet that - with letters to spare.

on the cusp of eligibility (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 5 November 2010 12:05 (fifteen years ago)

From certain angles I look a bit like de botton :(

Truther Vandross (jim in glasgow), Friday, 5 November 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)

From De Botton up?

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Friday, 5 November 2010 12:16 (fifteen years ago)

I've only read On Love and read it when I was 23, and he was born six months before me.

Ballard, Dick (Eazy), Friday, 5 November 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

Just when this couldn't get any more rubbish, Liz Jones decides to speak up for women.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-1327332/Watch-Brief-Encounter-boys-Then-interested-sex.html

ailsa, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

Watch-Brief-Encounter-boys-Then-interested-sex is like TOYNBEE IDEA IN MOVIE 2001 RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPITER

conrad, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles

conrad, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

Good lord. No matter how much I prepare myself to be amazed and astonished every time I click on any link that contains the words "liz jones" or even a reference thereto, she somehow manages to always surprise me at the depths to which she has plunged.

I almost think that Liz Jones should be awarded some kind of inverse "national treasure" status on some bizarro level.

I mean, how does anyone quite so obviously deranged manage so consistently to be, well ... not even wrong?

Wheal Dream, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

im with the guy in him and her on bbc3. 'hes not funny (or even that smart), he's just posh'

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:36 (fifteen years ago)


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