Are there little snatches of film dialogue that you mutter to yourself over and over?

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This year, it seems to be "I hate most people" from There Will Be Blood. I don't actually hate most people.

Last year, it was Angelina Jolie's "I love you" from A Mighty Heart.

Perhaps I am going insane.

Alba, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

No, I do this virtually constantly

Tom D., Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

Are you insane?

Alba, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

I sometimes repeat random sentences over and over, but usually they're from somewhere else than movies. (Songs, for example.)

Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

Or something I've heard someone say.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

Are you insane?

Probably. It's more that there are certain phrases that I find are constanly triggered in my head, and I have no control over them - usually from Monty Python or Woody Allen.

Tom D., Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, three out of three people who've posted this far say they do this, so maybe it's normal and not crazy?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

Self-selecting group.

Alba, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

I don't actually say anything during the hours that I spend working at home in front of a computer. I don't sing or hum or anything. I'm not sure that is sane - particularly for the poor person who ends up being the first person I speak to after the long silence.

Zoe Espera, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

I think I've said "I hate most people" about 30 times today. I am quite looking forward to going to work and interacting with real people, though if I end up just saying "I hate most people" to them, then I will know the game is up.

Alba, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

Do you actually *relate* to the sentiments that you find yourself repeating, or are they just stuck in the same way that songs or melodies get stuck in one's head? Do you pay attention to the meaning of the words, or just the rhythm and cadence and sound of them?

Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

All day I mutter "CoooOOOOOOKIE CRISP!" under my breath. Does that make me insane?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

And I do not relate to the sentiment.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

You are odder than I thought, Alba.

I don't even think that film was very good or memorable.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

In my completely unprofessional opinion, I would hazard that if one is actually repeating the phrase over and over for the sentiment, then it is what I call a "thoughtworm" and possibly symptomatic of mental disorder.

If it's just the sound of the phrase, then it's just another form of musicosis, which is perfectly normal, even common.

Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

Also, thanks to the transnationalism of ilxor: "Golden pips...of a sunshine princess".

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

I don't even eat sugary cereals!

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

And goodness or badness of the source material has nothing to do with it, simply its stickiness or catchiness. (It's often the worst pop songs that get stuck in one's head.)

My former housemate and I used to be obsessed with this terrible programme, Forever Knight, or "Vampire Cop" as we called it. It was on late at night, sort of post pub time and we'd stumble in, and part of the fun was reciting the utterly ridiculous introductory blurb that was played as part of the credits. There was a bit that went "repay society for its sins" in a really sing-song descending tone. And I used to get that stuck in my head - not even the original, but my housemate saying it in an even more exaggerated sing-song tone of voice.

And it was the descending sing-song tone that stuck in my head for days at a time.

It was an absurd programme. And now, oh god, I've got that bit stuck in my head again. Bah.

Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:53 (eighteen years ago)

i channel this impulse into calling my cat ridiculous names

latebloomer, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 11:53 (eighteen years ago)

Do you actually *relate* to the sentiments that you find yourself repeating, or are they just stuck in the same way that songs or melodies get stuck in one's head? Do you pay attention to the meaning of the words, or just the rhythm and cadence and sound of them?

There is something about the the way Jolie and Day-Lewis say the lines, certainly. I kind of mocked her "I love you" answer to the journalist's "Do you have a message for your husband?" when I first heard it in the trailer, but it began to haunted me, and it wasn't just about the rhythm of the line or its unusual cadence per se. Its unabashedness, perhaps.

And though, as I say, I don't actually hate most people, and it's partly about the way DDL delivers it, it's also got to be something in the actual sentiment that has hooked me.

I don't even think that film was very good or memorable.

I didn't like it when I first saw it and now do. Though I'm not sure whether my opinion of them film has much bearing on this.

The other line that runs through my mind a lot is Naomi Watts's "I'm in love with you ... I'm in love with you" from Mulholland Drive.

Love and hate, then. It think it just reveals a weakness for melodrama.

Alba, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

"life moves pretty fast"

"where's that son?"

but no, i don't really do this.

jed_, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

I like to mutter «Il m'arrive que la réalité soit trop complexe» in my best mock-tracheotomy voice.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

my sister and i quote stupid movies all the time

favorites include: don't tell mom the babysitter's dead, the stoned age, showgirls.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

"Those aren't pillows!"

krakow, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

'it's okay with me'

pisces, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i wasn't really feeling this thread but all week i've been muttering "you're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded." so there's that.

banriquit, Sunday, 13 April 2008 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

"I'm an old broken down piece of meat and I'm alone. And I deserve to be alone"

Alba, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

I've muttered "In the new century, I think we will all be insane" for much of the last nine years or so.

Wall Street Panic Palin, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

Shakes the Clown: "fuckin people"

Comic Book Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

Fargo: "Where is pancakes house?"

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

He wanted to die with me, and I dreamed of being lost forever in his arms.

elan, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

"I'm getting a bit bored with this, can we swap over?"

From Bedazzled, Pete&Dud

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

you never open your mouth until you know what the shot is

http://www.pacinoworldwide.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/img178.jpg

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

It's TV, but
"I'm a grown-ass man" and "...like some grown fuckin' men" -- both from The Wire

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

"Ordinary fuckin' people; I hate em."

http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/repo-man-harry-dean-stanton-emilio-estevez1.jpg

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

not surprising

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

I judge ordinary ppl case-by-case!

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

I I want to go to there'd a statement last week that had my boyfriend in tears and passed swiftly over everyone else's head.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

Ever since I saw Thoroughly Modern Millie, my head is filled with Carol Channing saying "raaaaaaaspberries"

nabisco, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

Word to the wise: don't ever imitate that quietly in a men's room you think is empty

nabisco, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

Tootsie: "It's two o'clock in the morning, Michael, can't this WAIT?"

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

I have a bunch from The Wire, actually

"That sound like one of them good problems."

"You want it to be one way"

etc.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

Ever since I saw Thoroughly Modern Millie, my head is filled with Carol Channing saying "raaaaaaaspberries"

― nabisco, Tuesday, February 24, 2009 1:30 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I say this a lot, but beacause of Bart Simpson

mizzell, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

I'm sorry, little snatches of what, again?

It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

nabisco, that would fit well in the culture of some men's rooms.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

whenever i'm hungry i sometimes mutter/think to myself, "Are you hungry? I'm hungry." Elliot to ET.

's ain't etienne (Roz), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

"Nothing is fucked? The plane has crashed into the goddamn mountain!"

chap, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

"for your information, hairdo... "

DavidM, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

Most of mine are from Waiting for Guffman, but it's less "and I hate your ass face!" and more mundane lines like "other people with, uh, babies" and "and that's ... different for me."

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

I guess what we're talking about here is slightly different from "lines from bad comedies that you mechanically repeat whenever they're applicable," right? Because I'm pretty horrible, like Steve-Carrell-on-The Office horrible, about lines from Billy Madison.

(Although some of those I just mutter apropos of nothing -- "stop looking at me, SWAN")

nabisco, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

Not so much anymore, but for a while, I would repeat a Drew Barrymore line from the trailer of Ever After: "I shall try!" (said in some weird French/Irish accent).

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, it's definitely supposed to be about things you mutter apropos of nothing, nabisco.

I don't actually say the whole Mickey Rourke line above, actually. I just say "And I deserve to be alone" mostly.

Alba, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

"I ain't got time to bleed."

and

"Hired goons?"

and

"Who shot who in the what now?"

James Morrison, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

"Those days are over", often in a thick Mancunian accent. (David Thewlis to Ewan Bremner in Naked).

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

I still trade lines from 'After Hours' with a friend who shared my obsession for it years ago. It's something about the weird emphasis in the delivery of the lines combined with some incongruous phrases that appeals.

Favourites (not guaranteed to be 100% accurate after after these years):

"Right now?"

"Yes - right now. Because as we sit here talking, papers are flying rampant around my apartment because I don't have anything to hold them down with."

"Friends like that (pause).. can be difficult to deal with sometimes"
(Snaps right back) "Well that's what friends are for."

"I don't know what came over me."
"Lack of discipline." (said by S&M enthusiast)

and the odd solo line, such as:

"I'll take your money so you don't feel you left anything untried"

"I guess I've really been putting you through the mill tonight."

Bob Six, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

Oh and one from 'Spaced':

'Now this ..is the good shit'

Bob Six, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

"It's true, this man has no dick."

chap, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

"the dishes are done, man" - from don't tell mom the babysitter's dead
"i got fists!" - from 'cybil'
'whatarewegonnado??" - from 'wet hot american summer'
'you're TEARING ME APART, Lisa!" - from "the room"
"you like to SHOW 'EM off?" - from 'showgirls'

ugh there are like a million more, basically all i do is quote shitty movies, and not even recognizable quotes, just random ones

homosexual II, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

i also dont know if any of you watched the tv show 'stella' but in the episode when they start their own coffee shop, michael ian black says "when are we gonna hang out?" in a really pathetic voice, and i use that one a lot, too.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

"you're welcome stockholm"

whatever, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

The only film one I can think of that I say often is "...it's not me", from Grosse Pointe Blank.

I do this a lot with TV though, saying things like "thats it I'm outta here" and "you guys like swarms of things, right?" and other Bender-isms.

one art, please (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

homosexual 2 and I would get along very well, I think.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

Again from a TV show, not a film, but "Don't look at the dogs, work the lock", from Magnum PI, when I'm trying to concentrate on some fiddly task.

snoball, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

"Swell" (from most any Clint Eastwood movie from the past twenty years)

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

Most of mine are from Waiting for Guffman, but it's less "and I hate your ass face!" and more mundane lines like "other people with, uh, babies" and "and that's ... different for me."

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, February 24, 2009 2:01 PM (3 hours ago)

i know, when i woke up this morning, i was so happy...

goole, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:52 (seventeen years ago)

whenever there are tator tots around, i say clint's 'i like tator tots' from a perfect world. i live in mn so this is a pretty regular occurence.

goole, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

"Don't condescend me, man... I'll fuckin' kill ya, man" Brad Pitt from True Romance

"God hates me, that's what it is"
"I'm too old for this shit" Danny Glover, Lethal Weapon

fwiw (rockapads), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

"Yeah, well... that's just, like, your opinion, man."

fwiw (rockapads), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:57 (seventeen years ago)

"I'm too old for this shit" Danny Glover, Lethal Weapon

Ha yes, that ones good.

one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

"Yeah, well... that's just, like, your opinion, man."

― fwiw (rockapads), Wednesday, February 25, 2009 12:57 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol yes. despite or because of its lameness.

tbh there is still a lot of minor lebowski lines in me. that's fuckin interesting man, that's fuckin interesting...

meme economist (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

"maybe. maybe not. maybe fuck yourself."

pro bowl was fun (omar little), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

Bernie in Weekend at Bernie's: "After lunch. Quite a bit ... after lunch." replacing lunch with whatever thing i'm planning to do shit after.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:16 (seventeen years ago)

i know, when i woke up this morning, i was so happy...

OMG, I didn't know about this. (I was trying to figure out what you were talking about and so I just typed "guffman" into Google News.)

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:16 (seventeen years ago)

Oh wait, that's old news (Guffman on Broadway). OK, I don't know what you're talking about.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

(Is it a line I'm forgetting?)

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

"it's very difficult to keep the line between the past and the present. do you know what i mean?"

http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/show/olsen-twins-news-7dc5d34016f8a458699209aa7934e975.jpg

jed_, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

jmc: there are two ppl sitting outside, the guy says "you couldn't order up a better day" and the woman says "i know, when i woke up this morning i was so happy" but they both sound like they're on xanax. had to be there.

goole, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

and yeah lots of lebowski. [x] is not the issue here! is deathless

goole, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:46 (seventeen years ago)

Buffalo Bill's lines from Silence of the Lambs

abominable spirit (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 13:09 (seventeen years ago)

KIDDING

abominable spirit (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 13:09 (seventeen years ago)

i think i still spew out Aliens lines, such as 'fuckin ey' randomnly

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 13:26 (seventeen years ago)

"little snatches... little snatches"

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bfi.org.uk/whatson/sites/bfi.org.uk.whatson/files/images/american_friend_01.jpg
A little older, a little more confused

moe greene dolphin street (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

Although that falls under the rubric of "snatch of film dialogue that has been taken out of context and put on a record."

moe greene dolphin street (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

I would never know what homosexual II is talkin about.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

"ain't nuthin but a thang" is recently atop my mental playlist.

meme economist (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

Another Lebowski one: "New shit has come to light!"

chap, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

it's from his final appearance on the Merv Griffin Show, not a film, but Orson Welles: "Old age is a shipwreck."

(He died the next day; seems he was quoting Charles de Gaulle)

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:35 (seventeen years ago)

Although that falls under the rubric of "snatch of film dialogue that has been taken out of context and put on a record."
Another example being:

My marker's good for a moment?

Marker? Where are you from?

Where am I from? The United States of Kiss My Ass. My marker's good.

The one from Lebowski I always hear is "We! The royal we!"

moe greene dolphin street (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

I can't see why anyone, especially on this borad, would think this is weird. It is just a natural result of letting your mind's iPod run on shuffle mode. And with the mind's iPod, you don't have to worry getting tinnitus or not hearing the ambient traffic noises.

moe greene dolphin street (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

"It's just barbecue sauce."

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

"Sausages! They will eat sausages!"

moe greene dolphin street (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

Hm. Google tells me I have been muttering most of these little snatches somewhat incorrectly.

moe greene dolphin street (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

The other thing about muttering -and is everybody actually moving their lips, or just hearing it their head, or doing some kind of Edgar Bergen/Charlie McCarthy routine? - is that it is more civil to do this than to actually yell out your movie catchphrases every half hour or so, which is what I've seen some people do.

moe greene dolphin street (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

"Now a warning?!"

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

Favorite William Demarest bit: "Let me ask you a hypothermical question."

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

"Yeah, well... that's just, like, your opinion, man."

― fwiw (rockapads), Wednesday, February 25, 2009 12:57 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this the best line in the movie imo

s1ocki, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

ok, not supplying titles = not fair

i think i am gonna start doing "EN RA HA!" (Happy-Go-Lucky)

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

did you like H-G-L morbs

s1ocki, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

i don't really mutter, sorry!

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

generally yes except the last 15-20 mins.

xp

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

My two so far are from Wet Hot American Summer and Death Becomes Her.

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

E, do you agree Hawn now looks like she's living DBH?

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

"Do you remember where you parked the car?"

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

i think i am gonna start doing "EN RA HA!" (Happy-Go-Lucky)

Ha, I have actually been trying to remember this lately. I could hear Marsdan's voice, just not the exact syllables.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

Too bad Sally Hawkins' character doesn't have anything as catchy and quotable, since I'd rather die than emulate Marsdan's character.

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

that's not required, you know

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

What, dying?

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

"It's just barbecue sauce."

Reminds me of one of mine, "That? No, that's dog's blood."

Jouster, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

from Ferris Bueler: "ok, i'll go, i'll go, he'll keep calling me...."

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

Too bad Sally Hawkins' character doesn't have anything as catchy and quotable

No? She says "Isn't it just?" a couple dozen times.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

snatch of film dialogue that has been taken out of context and put on a record

Billy Liar / Saint Etienne for me: "Lose himself ... lose himself in London!"

nabisco, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

Oh I completely forgot about an obvious one of mine.

"Whats with today, today?"

one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

"Still think there are no sharks in Venice?" - Stephen Baldwin as David Franks in the Sci-Fi original "Sharks in Venice"

Also, just about every line from the outtakes of Anna Nicole Smith's "Skyscraper"

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

my lebowski is "no you're not wrong, you're just an asshole."

horseshoe, Thursday, 26 February 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

"what's the rumpus?"

Comic Book Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 February 2009 00:47 (seventeen years ago)

The wife and I imitate Werner Herzog from Grizzly Man all the time. "Timothy Treadwell loved the bears" *pause* "But the bears did not love him. Instead they ate him."

Alex in SF, Thursday, 26 February 2009 00:50 (seventeen years ago)

"I want you to promise me that under no circumstances will you ever ever listen to this tape. Ohmigod the sounds. This is just awful. Awful. Don't listen to it. It will upset you. Was that sound of an arm being torn off? Oh don't listen to this. It's terrible."

Alex in SF, Thursday, 26 February 2009 00:52 (seventeen years ago)

hahahaha I thought me and my wife were the only ones to do that lolz

"For me, there is no world of the bears"

Comic Book Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 February 2009 00:56 (seventeen years ago)

"I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder."

Comic Book Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 February 2009 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

After a few drinks a couple of weeks ago a friend pointed and screeched. He was imitating Donald Sutherland in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 February 2009 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

LOL. My husband and his best friend got kicked out of the Edinburgh Castle in SF for doing exactly that.

I have so many of these

"Keep antagonising me! Watch what happens!!" (Good Will Hunting)
"Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?" (Beaches)
"Throw yourselves to the road darlings! You don't stand a chance!" (Withnail & I)
"When Cameron was in Egypt land...let my Cameron go" (Ferris)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" (Jaws)"
"Borg? Sounds Swedish..." (Star Trek: Final Contact)

also from TV (dethklok), and always in the Pickles voice - "Doochebehg"

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 26 February 2009 02:40 (seventeen years ago)

Ah yes Withnail quotes, always handy.
"There must and shall be ASPRIN!" and "I feel like a pig shat in my head" are two I use way too often...

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 26 February 2009 02:50 (seventeen years ago)

also "the sky is beginning to bruise"

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 26 February 2009 03:55 (seventeen years ago)

"Balls! I'll take TWO pills and run a mile!"

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 February 2009 04:03 (seventeen years ago)

"No, you fool, don't mix your drinks!"
and
"There's... MATTER... in the sink."
are also useful.

James Morrison, Thursday, 26 February 2009 05:22 (seventeen years ago)

"Are you a hustler Amos?"

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 February 2009 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

"...but if you wanna make me a couple of Yankee Doodles"

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 February 2009 05:30 (seventeen years ago)

paul rudd's "fiiiine" in WHAS

the pink press threat file (donna rouge), Thursday, 26 February 2009 05:33 (seventeen years ago)

"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How are you?"

Every time I mutter than I get weird looks.

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 26 February 2009 05:44 (seventeen years ago)

Most of Gummo

billstevejim, Thursday, 26 February 2009 05:49 (seventeen years ago)

way too many from Lebowski, Caddyshack, Blue Velvet and Mulholland Dr.

Some highlights (or lowlights):
"Hey, careful, man. There's a beverage here!" (Lebowski)
"We don't stop here!" (Mulholland)
"So I got that going for me" (Caddyshack)
"He put his disease in me" (Velvet)
"I don't want to get bruised" (American Psycho)

I have noticed that 90 percent of what my friends and I say is just quotes from movies and tv shows. so sad.

t0dd swiss, Thursday, 26 February 2009 06:31 (seventeen years ago)

"Bueller...Bueller...Bueller..."

www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 26 February 2009 06:34 (seventeen years ago)

"I'm a genius, you're all fucking wankers. You'll never see me again. You don't deserve to see me again."

www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 26 February 2009 06:38 (seventeen years ago)

I've had a strange thing recently where whenever someone asks me about a film/song/anything, TV series Rome pops into my head, with Brutus saying "It was horrible, mother."

Also, 30 Rock's "This is untoward! This is NOT TOWARD!!!"

Gukbe, Thursday, 26 February 2009 06:57 (seventeen years ago)

"Are you the farmer?"

"What's your name? MacFuck?"

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 26 February 2009 07:31 (seventeen years ago)

My thumbs have gone weird!

Jouster, Thursday, 26 February 2009 09:33 (seventeen years ago)

"Oh, great. That’s another brilliant idea, Steinberg", to the point that "Steinberg" has become a replacement term for moron or idiot.

smarmasaurus, Friday, 27 February 2009 03:06 (seventeen years ago)

"C'mon, man, chicks don't want to hear that shit"

too many misters not enough sisters (milo z), Friday, 27 February 2009 03:15 (seventeen years ago)

I mutter lines of dialogue from "Plan 9 from Outer Space" a lot. Perhaps too often.

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Friday, 27 February 2009 03:32 (seventeen years ago)

"Son of a nutcracker!" (Elf)

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 27 February 2009 06:31 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

the shelby sensation. the reverse apache master. the man with the golden dick. doctor cock-and-balls.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

"C'mon, man, chicks don't want to hear that shit"

arrrrgh what is this from

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

it's someone in dazed and confused... argh

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:05 (seventeen years ago)

Right right, its the overall-wearing guy talking to Slater...

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

"catch ya later!"

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

"This place is crawling with chicks, Simon." (Henry Fool)

casual racism fridays (bug), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

"What a shocking invasion of privacy" and "alright" from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgwjHBUW9MY

admrl, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

^^^funny movie. chockfull of ugly people!

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

The wife and I imitate Werner Herzog from Grizzly Man all the time. "Timothy Treadwell loved the bears" *pause* "But the bears did not love him. Instead they ate him."

lolol

xp so-so movie, but that scene is one of my favorites of all time

admrl, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

"now *tayne* i can get into"

all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Thursday, 13 May 2010 15:51 (sixteen years ago)

"Will ya look at that - THE GREAT OUTDOORS!!!"

from Cheech & Chong

village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

gypsy dildo punks

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

"now *tayne* i can get into"

― all i wanna do is poll poll poll poll and zing and discuss mia (history mayne), Thursday, May 13, 2010 11:51 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark

o man

split bieber (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

id buy that for a dollar obvs

split bieber (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

that's it man game over man, GAME OVER

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

17 days we won't last 17 HOURS MAN!!!

split bieber (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

(any time somebody says something is going to take 17 days)

split bieber (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

that must happen a lot

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

every 17 days

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

17 days?? we won't last 17 HOURS MAN!!!

split bieber (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

no, i was just saying that it happens that often, we're not in any imminent danger that i'm aware of.

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

o word thx

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

I do this with so many things. Let me think:

"You LOSE!! GOOD DAY, SIR!" (Wonka)
"Affection!" while tapping my cheek (First Wives Club)

(Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

there are more, I just need a minute.

(Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

sure give us a shout when you're ready

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

"don't try to church it up boy" and others from joe dirt, partic. the chris walken lines.

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

stop looking at me, SWAN

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

oh wait nabisco OTM above

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

I quote most of Brenda Dickson's amazing and completely unironic "Welcome To My Home" a lot, namely:

"Well, hello!" <--- I say this allll the time
"Do you like this gown/_______? It's very dramatic."
"Or, a green, eyeliner pencil. And smudge them, this is a great look."
"Ostrich feathers, anyone?"
"You can make an outfit look dressy by adding a dressy accessory. Here I've added a fox."
"Or a rill rill dark, kind of orange"

(Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

The following lines from the movie The Ten have totally entered this category for me:

1. Tell her honor more about the "judicial system."
2. As a god-damned goof I did.
3. Get off me, I just ate a turkey burger!
4. Yo soy un hombre vaaaaggggggiiiinnnnnaaaa.

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Friday, 14 May 2010 19:14 (sixteen years ago)

I occassionally come out with 'Rrrrrriccky! Rrrrricky!' from Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!
I think it's just because it gives me an opportunity to roll my Rs.

no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Friday, 14 May 2010 19:31 (sixteen years ago)

haha nabisco i frequently say to myself "i did it as a GOOF!!"

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Friday, 14 May 2010 19:46 (sixteen years ago)

NOW a warning?!

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 14 May 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

you take dead animals to the vet?
we take you to the vet

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Friday, 14 May 2010 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 14 May 2010 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

While walking down a crowded street I often say to myself "Form up. And stay alert. We could run out of space real fast."

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

whenever im golfing i use lines from caddyshack

Get me two meatball sandwiches Utah! TWO! (thebingo), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

Had a bit of a problem with 'Do it or don't, but I got places to be' for a while (from the Wire) most usually directed at myself during fits of even minor indecision.

Quite a lot from the Dead of Night esp 'Can't you see the problem's not in the mirror', and a bit where the Austrian psychoanalyst goes 'CRAIG!', oh and also 'Private show for the LOOOOONIES'.

and sometimes 'And put your tunic on!' from Zulu.

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

Do it or don't

"If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win." from Raging Bull

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

I think "Your punishment must be more severe!" is going to stick.

Alba, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

"Quick! Take hold of my hand, asshole!"

(This isn't from a film, but it should be).

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 26 July 2012 09:28 (thirteen years ago)


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