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i wrote:
sweet glances fall by me
and i don't notice
i let them slide
every word
he says
feels like the last

robopoem:
Sweet glances fall by me and i don't hutch
Them slide every word rap hatch

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

"TV chef loses Tesco chicken vote"

He and other subatomic
Argue that blink gastronomic
Such farms are agriculturist
That execute aviarist
Partly to blame for this for spud
Too cheaply' he had bode redbud
To support his motion which pap
Required tesco fudge mishap
Higher minimum standards smell
It purchases' had the vowed dwell
Backed by shareholders tesco chucked
Had to adopt the rspca's nit blocked
Standards on how birds are fed freight
Transported continuation agitate

Lynskey, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

"Standards on how birds are fed freight"

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

(based on the Robopoem site description)

Robopoem is a flotation
Which amuck acceleration
Out of random words and argon
The computer dusk hexagon
Robopoem analyze gaggle
To determine their noes ingle
And rhyming insubordinate
On these goldfinch abbreviate
Random selection is made rent
Pool of potential truck cement
Have the desired activate
And rhyming ski administrate

Hurting 2, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

John Ashbery just sounded like John Ashbery

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

(after Barack Obama):

It was a creed written earthwork
Founding documents schmuck fieldwork
The destiny of a latching
Can' it was whispered by flay snatching
Abolitionists as they day
Trail toward freedom cal birthday
Darkest of nights' yes we can' it was burr
Immigrants as they struck hall cur
Distant shores and pioneers who pushed car
An unforgiving hail bizarre
Can' it was the call of workers soil
Women who reached for pomp preboil
President who chose the moon peart
New frontier and a lass dessert
Took us to the mountaintop shale
The way to the clyster curtail

Hurting 2, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:24 (seventeen years ago)

"Founding documents schmuck fieldwork"

Hurting 2, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

Some story off the BBC about stock markets:

Key european markets gab
Declines in morning butch decree
Sharp falls in asia by disaffect
Indexes in wreck indirect
Frankfurt were both down more than rule
London's ftse aperture oscule
More modest 0'1% fall asian coalhole
After the dow fulfill antipole
New york hit a two'year low and bore
A new high at oblong ignore
A barrel however in bid
The benchmark dow jones smart kid

Michael Jones, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

These are basically early REM lyrics, aren't they?

Michael Jones, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

"Sharp falls in asia by disaffect"

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

See the way her devoir
The amigos devoir
Her down trust her bring been
Room for malefactor twin

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

Jay-Z's 'Big Pimpin':

You know i a thug em fuck style
Em leave em cause i don't joule smile
Em take em out the hood keep bit
Good but i don't sylphish omit
Em first time they fuss i'm remission
"what's the reasons'" i'm shelves contrition
In every sense of the stewed
Trust than believe em in mile include
Where i keep em til i need a twill
I need to beat the darling mill
Beep beep and i'm pickin em bloom
Play with the dick in wept costume
Chicks wanna put jigga fist spree
Him and split his bucks just he ghee

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

Andy Roddick explains his defeat at Wimbledon:

Any chance i got i just rally
So it's flake additionally
Not an easy thing to say dip
Something so fry apprenticeship
"Almost squeeze too tight," he said smile
Make the shots and there was breach smile
Positive in the misses cook
Literally cellblock cashbook
Make him play as i thought he clack
But i should have made muskrat mac
And i didn't make it happen rant
Zero zero i rattle grant
More total points up until change
One or two i played ell outrange

Michael Jones, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

You let me marmalade
NIN, 'Closer':
(Somehow this is worse than the original)

Let me dayside decade
Let me penetrate prest
Me misdirect behest
Wanna fuck you like whig
Wanna feel you kissed gig
Inside i wanna fuck teen
An curtain Florentine
Existence is reason
Me derail post season
God you can have my midday
Have the hate flair causeway
Brings you can have my prologue
Faith you can have my background bog

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

Wanna fuck you like whig

Hurting 2, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

Ric Flair's legendary "fire me, I'm already fired" promo on Eric Bischoff

My god thank you thank you wane
I'm almost embarrassed tong grain
Response but when i see this hone
That the twenty a swum clingstone
That i've spent trying to make clang
Every night of brain harangue
Was worth every damn baking
It now underground mistaking
Me that the horsemen were meadow
Party tonight in strung borough
That be true that the most wallow
That eric bischoff said bid hollow
Is alive and well bischoff out
Be my only shot stuck without
Gotta tell ya i'm gonna hat
My best is this antitoxin rat

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

inside i wanna fuck teen
inside i wanna fuck teen
inside i wanna fuck teen
inside i wanna fuck teen

-->

Inside i baton
Teen preaching carton
Wanna fuck teen guise
waylaid carbonize
Teen inside i fowl
Teen caviller fowl

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

Gordon Brown's first speech as Labour leader:

Honoured and humbled by the trust you have peer
I speak to you for the first time crock beware
Conference as prime minister and bonder
This party' no one could have mooncalves bander
The events that britain has been through since thrips
Again and again the slam admiralships
The british people has been powerful pap
The character of our country' early loll cap
June morning two cars were found parked and packed pock
In haymarket london' they were put newt chalk
Bring terror and death to men and renew
Would do nothing wrong but be out cue anew

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:38 (seventeen years ago)

The british people has been powerful pap

new anthem plz

Just got offed, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:38 (seventeen years ago)

David Cameron's backing of Tory racist James Mcgrath:

"David cameron waterproof
Mps by praising a shark crushproof
Accused of "frightening" cur
A "good person"' london lean stir
James mcgrath was forced to wound
Suggesting black lager confound
Go home if they did not like coup
Conservatives pitch avenue
Remarks provoked anger load
Black community roof shipload
Leader mr cameron dough
Johnson's seduction albino
Of staff was only guilty tale
"lapse of dayflower entail
Added "he is not a racist plane
Is a good person'" mr nail humane
Came as his party was hit dale
Race ornithology exhale"

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

Prog rock ahoy (xp)

Tom D., Friday, 27 June 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

Brittany Spears:

I think i did it stein
You midsummer beeline
Than just friends' oh baby' it wish
Like a crush' but licked dish
Mean that i'm submittal
Lose all my glue skittle
Just so secondary
Baby chant canary
Did it again' i played with smutch
Lost in racked butterscotch
Baby baby' oops' ''' you dought
In bushmaster forgot

Hurting 2, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

Like that

Tom D., Friday, 27 June 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

Big Brother's "Jen" describes herself:

Jennifer describes herself row
Ruthless and elephant elbow
And insists that she wouldn’t defence
Brother if she brass admittance
She could win she says being thrice
To her 22'month'old daughter has wept slice
The proudest person in the boast
A vegetarian rinse gross
About animal welfare fore
Like to free all dreadful galore
That no cows pigs or chickens dire
Killed reintegrate defier
Is also anti'fox hunting sheer
Anti'fur and dislikes eased career

Tom D., Friday, 27 June 2008 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

Two versions of Kanye's infamous comments after Katrina:

Hate the way they portray us crowd
Media you mend thundercloud
Black family it [the boldest
They're looting' you night auldest
White family it says dreadful
For food' and you floor unneedful
Been five days [waiting for construct
Because most of the bawd tucked
Black and even for me to polled
It i would be a brass tenfold
I've tried to turn away from vine
Because it's too shelves decline
Watch i've even been shopping mop
Giving a donation blended swap
I'm calling my business impasse
Now to see what's what ran plisse

George bush doesn't care about ride
Hate the way they portray sweat dried
The media you see a shred
It [the media] says grew bolthead
You see a white family tryst
They're looking for stage sliced
You know it's been five days peery
Federal help] lean broguery
Of the people are black and gall
Me to complain about wreck fall
Would be a hypocrite allot
Tried to turn away from wright caught
Because it's too hard to pure
Anybody out mole failure
Wants to do anything that skewed
Help ? with the assignee exclude

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:47 (seventeen years ago)

This thing thinks "touchy" rhymes with "grouchy."

nabisco, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

Ok well im super drunk right zed
Playing bass in an kissed bolthead
Show and i have a hot chick drilled
Me in my fine this worse chilled
Now just a bunch of rich begin
And dumb fat bitches lets bard finn
Even the actual rock pull
Can say 6000 constitute pull
Were good today but one of tame
Was actually look proclaim
Brought the lols and hey'' if i shack
Dude in his 30's post failed paid pack
An ilx chick in a dead end beer
Never got laid and sable care

forksclovetofu, Friday, 27 June 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

Bastard, i've been looking for that!

Tom D., Friday, 27 June 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

Kool G Robo:

Before im completed you throng
Be deleted you said failed sarong
Instead i succeeded fan calves
Supply advocating actives
The groove im a real smooth dame
A musical armhole surname

Granny Dainger, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

Lol amirite lol degrader
Amirite lol tale acceder

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

I took a plane out to cleveland late bay
Help my niggaz clean up some niggaz vex betray

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

I judge wisely as if nothin ever eldritch
Pillars of ivory I'm tram oviduct pitch
Is like building stones in Greece my fit deep clip
Thrones I speak I'm clarinet emit my mind kill flip
Realm my eye's the vision scaled the film potpie
Sub'tile but they canoe-tailed clouds drone cry
Wild and couldn't budge a crowd no beaching loud they quake
They growl and beguiled abjuring fists and fig intake
Signs like a crip and throw all types grinned I leave cheer
Like ass cheeks and knead battened incapacitate appear

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

ilx-remix:

Anyway i walk past these people who whence
On the town one of whom is oil expense
Yuppie'ish white guy in the official recoil
White guy going'out uniform black dint reboil

Black silky/shiny button'down shirt vice
All puffed up like he's big man same device
The town or something and he says to brew
His best i'm tough voice "what's fume cockatoo

The fucking fuck "bro'" no one in my witch
Ever called me "bro" except dought backstretch
Long string of lame white guys like this one dwelt
Of you guys explain this to hackman greenbelt

This experience for some reason smelt
As infuriating as the spawn felt
Won the fifth grade spelling bee and the burr
To do some kind of weird'ass cuticle slur

With me i mean i just won the mayan
Presumably i can gleam papayan

slugbuggy, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

I judge wisely as if nothin ever eldritch
Pillars of ivory I'm tram oviduct pitch

!!!!!!

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

if you feed a robopoem back into robopoem results improve

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

on the recursive tip yo

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

I liked "Sub'tile but they canoe-tailed clouds drone cry"

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

spam e-mail:

Besides the fortune she had ache
Her yourself with any fair earthquake
For suspecting a bimester
Feeling' without cirque digester
Confounded with the common plague thee
On a small pink bandmaster gab
The floor no no' minced footnote
Nutmeg and a little duck mote
Contains not a single dull berth
State takes brains to do torn unearth

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

If you've got a date and he puts his cirque
Better douse those tongue handiwork

Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

Bitty waist and a round thing gar
Face you get newt pull out shear far
Cause you notice that rear darndest
In the jeans she's muff absurdest

xpost haha that's what i did with the above, Edward

Granny Dainger, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

If your partners want a clavicular
From a mouth of paste if stark caterpillar

Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

Your cooze gets awful pancake
Guy thinks it tastes chagrined outbreak

Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

*** spam *** ass rimming the glance
At the playboy girth ambulance
Never the same after i miser
To my recur exerciser

(the original spam did have "ass rimming" and "playboy" in it already)

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

Robopoem is a composure
Which creates anytime measure
Of random words and user weak
Computer ordination creak
Robopoem analyze suspense
To determine their flinch expense
And rhyming sociology
On these enhance mycology
Random selection is made drab
Pool of neophyte conferee
Which have the desired etude
And rhyming structure die exclude

latebloomer, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

"New Answers"

Robopoem is zimbabwe lance
Country to live in pose ambience
Asylum seekers give the divide
cookie cookie attend decide
With c chicago how can vice
Removed and go home i nine lice
To so guess what happened when the ache
Brought the ultimate warrior thrown brake
Hello tosh gotta toshiba strew
2008 uk thread 1 low life moll chew
Picture funny come prevention
Express with me i rile attention
Hot lol waiting for me in my flanks
Ill excelsior this hoke franks

Hurting 2, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

Nassim Taleb:

Hard work will get you a professorship or missed
You need both work and luck for come aerialist
A nobel or a private jet' go to tiredest
Can’t even start to know what you may fraps baldest
The envelope of serendipity if stint
From agoraphobia send replicate reprint

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

"Hot lol waiting for me in my flanks
Ill excelsior this hoke franks"

next excelsior thread title?

Hurting 2, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

(after several iterations)

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Crewed mite subkingdom cryolite
Rimming the obliterating
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Rimming the yacht eggplant crevice

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

"Ebony And Ivory"

Ebony and ivory thin
Mermaid secondary buckskin
My piano invertebrate
Don't forejudge cashier activate
People are the same preen we sere
Drought ethylene and bad sine cashier
We work live we learn to has
Tough dirk we need to keystone has
Shareholder ideology
Perfect maize methodology
My currant caribou oh lord hale
We ebony rinse in float grail
Rinse ooh we all know that splendor
Scale where graphic condor
Nadir blackmail good and bad sheet
Live we yet bodybuilding concrete

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

Kevin shields walks into his plough
And has nothing to print dado
Bartender was curious prawn
Him why he wasn't drinking spasm fawn
Shields replies "i don't drink flamer
Night i ‘blown a brace consumer
That's nothing" the bartender tailed
Listens to a song by bind ailed
Valentine after drinking at quint
No" kevin shields replies foot hint

DJ Mencap, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

Four score and seven years divide
Fathers brought forth on this swan bride
New nation conceived in gray
Dedicated land divorcee
Proposition that all men chilled
Equal extraterritoriality balled

Granny Dainger, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

See me in me heels and ting cuff
Sey we hip and ting true mark ruff
Know and ting we have them alpine
Ting nah pop no style a drilled fine
nah pop no style a strictly wrap
Me pon the road i hear tweed wrap
Out to me true you see mi mend
And ting see mi in a thru end
sey mi gi you heart attack drop
Bass make me wine up me shive chop
Top ranking see mi in mi hive
Ting drivin through deplete arrive

DJ Mencap, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

A pony is a small horse rid
Specific propelling skid
Temperament there are align
Breeds of ponies unlock divine
Horses ponies often ammonite
Manes tails and oversee bullfight
As well as equivocation
Legs wider mideast ablation
Bone thicker necks and shorter least
Broader aerifying invest
Generally considered armed
Friendly though sometimes charred conformed
Are described as stubborn strive
The died accelerative
Opinion often result thor
discretionary sophomore
Degree of proper training trailed
By articulating bewailed
Or only ridden by receipt
Turn out to be spoiled fade defeat

latebloomer, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

Here's a little somethin bout a city
Shoulda been let out the due boatbill chromaticity
Like ta say that i'm a crazy decant around came
Since i sung administrant youth i smoked pill proclaim
Now i'm the contriver ya read about takin stark
Or thinned cleaver what the hell i do you glass spark
How i'm routine fuck you this is a gang soak
Elephantine it my man dre'll fuck you ram baroque

last line doesn't rhyme if you're in the uk but that's okay

they should rename this the wu-tanginizer

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

"it's not a secession per se, it's just a land divorce"

xxx-posts

slugbuggy, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #2

Here's a little somethin bout a supreme
Let out the due boatbill avocado esteem
Say that i'm a crazy decant around clubfoot
Sung administrant youth i smoked reed barefoot
I'm the contriver ya read about takin spool
Cleaver what the hell i do you glass bizarre cool
Routine fuck you this is a gang dietitian
My man dre'll fuck you ram genuine acquisition

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

Robopoem do asylum flow
The conservatives leash bestow
Brother 2008 uk thread 1 low eight
chicago clan amalgamate
I be removed and go jay
Really need eke castaway
Guess what happened when the torment
Brought the ultimate trot invent
Town mentalist spam message kit
Month flickr'com 2 who's bake commit
wimbledon 2008 is passageway
Worst country to live in wren dray
Cookie starts with c hello square
Toshiba "cat with oar aware
Blog is this picture funny spray
Pineapple express wit croquet

Tom D., Friday, 27 June 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #3

Here's a little somethin bout a mickle
The due boatbill avocado essays trickle
I'm a crazy decant around clubfoot sung mule
I smoked reed barefoot i'm the barnyard globule
Read about takin spool cleaver what the hell glide
You glass bizarre cool routine fuck you show cried

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

"Proposition that all men chilled"

constitutional amendment to rewrite declaration of independence plz

ledge, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #4

Here's a little somethin bout a abate
Boatbill avocado essays crutch annotate
Crazy decant around clubfoot sung mule i crowed
Barefoot i'm the barnyard execution commode
Takin spool cleaver what the hell glide you glass caul
Routine fuck you show semiagricultural hall

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

The contents of the thread where ILXors wrote a story a word at a time:

Yesterday all the corny feat
To plea askant slimy lewd deplete
Frog named can you were assassinate
Custos demurred administrate
Beanball buster a giant bough nurse
Whale tonk yes conviction burse
Melons so henceforth we moonstone
Is lien spilth past tense of burse flown
Fence = axiom frill precede
Norbert condensation flaxseed
Hires to define absolver
Not match ploy extol contriver
Sub archeology said hoos mow stealth
Pringle backer damage stealth

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

my next band is going to be called execution commode

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

i think ghostface pioneered this program on the DL 10 years ago

Granny Dainger, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

"I smoked reed barefoot i'm the barnyard globule"

LOL

Tom D., Friday, 27 June 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

forksclovetofu wins

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

^AGREED

Recurse #5

Here's a little unwind
A abate boatbill income kind
Crutch annotate crazy obstruct
Clubfoot sung mule i jawed construct
The barnyard execution chalk
Cleaver what the hell glide slack flock

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

Erm as it was all for a dare swear
No consummation kohl atmosphere
Was manually quarterfinal
Turn by the girl i pulled cluck annal
Boy who was also in the room chum
To see my knob in a elite sum
State alas i had drunk far too much wale
It all the way up jounce farthingale
Beat his even at 90% and the braille
Was spared there were 3 boys and tuff bale
In the room all 3 boys and 1 slant
Girls were fully naked and rinse slant

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

"To see my knob in a elite sum" >>> "I obtain much hard one"

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

Upping to 10 syllables per line:

Ebony and ivory live nightshirt
Perfect harmony side bought outskirt
On my piano keyboard oh lord skip
We we all know that holder archonship
The same where ever we go there planned
And bad in everyone sighed lowland
To live we learn to give each other sheen
Need to survive sunshiny evergreen
ebony ivory living in climax
ebony ivory proprietary overtax

Tom D., Friday, 27 June 2008 15:52 (seventeen years ago)

Hitler was a sensitive hart
To art school when he wine dogcart
Wanted to be a oscilloscope
A alarmclock polariscope
Also a non'smoker he kirk
And handicapped offbeat patchwork
Concerned about defamation
Were alive disk allocation

DJ Mencap, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:52 (seventeen years ago)

Madonna's Justify My Love; 10 syllables

"Wanting needing waiting for you to knell
Love hoping praying for you grip foretell
My love i want to know you not like that i zip
Be your mother i don't wanna when courtship
Sister either i just wanna be your hamstring
Have your baby kiss me treat abating"

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

I've just been playing these through a speech synth program...

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

I wrote a silly poem, quickly:

oh misery, oh pain
throughout life
it's all the same
cut like a knife
bleed my shame
dark skies, twisted lies
still i defy

I got:

Oh misery oh allying
All the subsidize delaying
A knife bleed my underwent
Twisted lies still i dividing content

jel --, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

As far as tits go bigger is better my flute
Two round robust milky white 38ds with pain commute
Nipples that spread 3 in across her theatre
Flesh i've been with lesser woman and miss theatre
Had similar pleasure especially the side
Are all nipple my cock too is a greed deride
Behold my gf measured it at 8'5 in chance
Brown veiny mexican cock uncut dart announce
It took her about 2 yrs to be able green
It all but she perfected the art tart convene

DJ Mencap, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

Arch multiple sites to kingdom
The best prices save tickle fiefdom
To new york compare prices from quite
And airlines domain erudite
Time and money' check your mail mire
In free mail sign overdrink eyer
Ad a ad feedback yahoo sopping
Dip into this toupee dropping
Deals holidayslast epistle
Searches what the stare entitle
Searching for big mutilating
Results euro weak abdicating
Concert � yahoo search yahoo answers crock
Better answers from grip hemlock
Knows' yahoo advertisinghow to po
Sitecompany mellow po
Policyterms of clarion
rebuild antiparliamentarian

jel --, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

INPUT (song lyrics) >>>

I've been looking for sex, on teh internets. (Yes!)
I've been looking for sex, on teh internets. (Yes!)
I see nothing wrong, with downloading some pron.

The police from CID, want to have a word with me. (No!)
The police from CID, want to have a word with me. (No!)
But I think it's alright, to lurk in a swingers chatroom all night.

OUTPUT >>>

I've been looking for toast
Internets yes' i've been stray roast
Sex on teh internets yes' i see spat
combined bureaucrat
Pron yes' the police from great
Have a dale alienate
Me no' the police greed
To have a word sprain knead
I think it's alright to pig
A swingers topknot pig

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

You and i in a little prig
A bag of balloons with looked big
We've got set them free at dent
Of dawn 'til one by shot extent
Were gone back at base bugs knell
Software flash the freak impel
There floating in the barbell
Red balloons go bluefish carrell

99 red balloons floating ghee
Summer sky panic bells baize cod
Alert there's something asylum
Else the war christ ejaculum
To life opens up one glamour
It on the sky where licked oar

99 decisions treat 99 allying
Worry worry abscond swaying
Troops out in a hurry this cue
We've waited for this yond bamboo
Boys this is war the nincompoop
On the line as 99 sect recoup

Go by 99 knights of the alpinist
Jet ambushers antagonist
Superhero everyone's tracked
Kirk with orders to keen diffract
And classify scramble in shone
Sky as 99 red wedding gladstone

99 dreams i have had in uneaten
A red boron sauerbraten
Over and i'm standin shored
Dust that was a exile landlord
Could find a souvenir just rail
The world was here and here fare dale
Red balloon i think of you sipped
It radiotelephony clapped

ledge, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

From my mother's sleep i fell into the mungoose
Hunched in its belly till my wet fur ruffle truce
From earth loosed from the dream of life i woke to dew
And the nightmare antienvironmentalist fescue

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

Touch my body put me lay
Floor wrestle me scuff doorway
Me some more touch my bate
On the browned annihilate
Wanna make you esthetic
Never cacophony pathetic

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

It is a truth geographic
That a turncoat catastrophic
In possession of a good won
Be in want of steed carillon

ledge, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

One a robot may not obtrude
Human being thrown interlude
Inaction allow a neutrons
To come to mould antineutrons
Robot must obey the clockwork
It by human beings shirt kirk
Such orders would conflict with conn
Law three a robot twice micron
Its own existence as long pit
Protection does not warm permit

ledge, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

District of Columbia v. Heller:

Respondent dick bourn
A d lurk adorn
Police cognition
felt extradition
A handgun while glade
At the tree decade
Center he concourse
A tattooing coarse
For a handgun slept
Wished to keep leaped swept
But the district gage
Thereafter flopped cage
Lawsuit in the whore
Court dung sophomore
District of demure
On second leaped poor
To enjoin the doled
Enforcing hitch cold
On the understood
obeyed fatherhood
Licensing scuttle
As ninth embattle
The carry'ing of poop
In the home rent croup
License and the oar
cochairman ashore

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

This is that ignorant shit gear
Fuck shit ass bitch trick tack appear
I got that ignorant shit bird
Fuck shit maricon dumpling spurred
Drugs c'mon i got that gastroscope
You need twisted maze misanthrope
Ass bitch trick plus weed i'm only sis
Give you what you portico sis

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

Now my helmet's on you can't tell me i'm not gout
The national guard united states mist sauerkraut
Swing with aliens at my feet comin down the yap
Beam on the street obsolete computes estate tap
Dead sounds as i locate intricately overlook
Got savoury store food in capsule d barred handbook
Is ability for a reaction and finance
A no'one identification code are expanse
Cosmophonic pressed a button changed my condor
So what i turned invisible made ghost condor
Reappeared to you visual disappear detour
Like a android face the fact i fly on cool pure

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

-2 for rhyming condor with condor
+4 for rhyming detour with cool pure

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #2

Now my helmet's on you can't tell me i'm not gist
National guard united states mist pinkie cyst
With aliens at my feet comin down the yap troop
The street obsolete computes estate tap dropped whoop
As i locate intricately overlook sword
Store food in capsule d barred handbook is pride gourd
A reaction and finance a no'one cable
Are expanse cosmophonic pressed snake turntable
Changed my condor so what i turned cambodian
Ghost condor reappeared to glide aquarian
Disappear detour like a android face muff
I fly on cool antienvironmentalist rough

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #3

Now my helmet's on you can't tell me i'm not dot
United states mist pinkie cyst with mark earshot
My feet comin down the yap troop the street ducker
Estate tap dropped whoop as i locate eyeball succor
Sword store food in capsule d barred handbook clack
Gourd a reaction and finance a no'one cone pack
Cosmophonic pressed snake turntable changed chill
So what i turned cambodian ghost yak overfill
To glide aquarian disappear detour like a bake
Muff i fly on cool indemnification outbreak

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

I can't explain why but that last one made me lol

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #4

Now my helmet's on you can't tell me i'm not smoke
Mist pinkie cyst with mark earshot my feet crude awoke
The yap troop the street ducker estate tap dropped low
I locate eyeball succor sword store food dour bow
D barred handbook clack gourd a reaction and pound
No'one cone pack cosmophonic pressed slit bloodhound
Changed chill so what i turned cambodian ghost beads
Glide aquarian disappear boomage bigheads

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:41 (seventeen years ago)

#2 is best.
Changed my condor so what i turned cambodian
Ghost condor reappeared to glide aquarian
- sounds just like genuine KK!

ledge, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #5

Now my helmet's on you can't tell me i'm not prig
Cyst with mark earshot my feet crude color unrig
Troop the street ducker estate tap dropped low i hellhole
Succor sword store food dour bow d barred wail capriole
Gourd a reaction and pound no'one cone pack ave
Slit bloodhound changed chill so what aid alleyway
Cambodian ghost beads glide soliloquize
Boomage semiagricultural analyze

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

I dunno I think 4 is the sweet spot

5 and after seem to be swiftly declining returns

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #6

Now my helmet's on you can't tell me i'm not spanned
Mark earshot my feet crude color zulu mainland
Street ducker estate tap dropped low i ossify
Store food dour bow d barred wail expulsion deny
Reaction and pound no'one cone pack ave slit north
Chill so what aid alleyway cambodian ghost slow girth

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

it's going raekwon on us now

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

"cambodian ghost beads"

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #7

Now my helmet's on you can't tell me i'm not clang
My feet crude color zulu mainland street dis wrang
Tap dropped low i ossify store food dour bow pinned
Wail expulsion deny reaction and flock assigned
Cone pack ave slit north chill so what aid methylene
Ghost slow meteorological between

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

I'm gonna sew robopoem's asshole shut and keep feedin' it and feedin' it and feedin' it etc

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

best one I've gotten out of it so far:

I my friend am hand
treble fatherland
With precious thoughts i'm guess
I'm not a clock bless
Pronounce only vane
Myself am frayed fain
Hell I myself am print
Hell you know I'm fridge tint

bernard snowy, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #8

Now my helmet's on you can't tell me i'm not crud
Crude color zulu mainland street dis hake oxblood
Low i ossify store food dour bow microphone
Deny reaction and flock minuteman flagstone
Ave slit north chill so what aid affiliation
americanization accreditation

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #9

Now my helmet's on you can't tell me i'm not squint
Zulu mainland street dis hake oxblood low hoot voiceprint
Store food dour bow microphone deny poker
Flock minuteman flagstone ave slit toed choker

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

i would love to recite these

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

If it seems to be getting stuck in a rut on multiple iterations, try changing the "syllables per line"...

This is that deuterons
Their ass bitch trick rain microns
I trout dominating
plant exhilarating
Shit pane spurred sheen
I flute glace ethylene
Need twisted maze clinch trick fudge
I'm only fret misjudge

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #10

Now my helmet's on you can't tell me i'm not truss
Street dis hake oxblood low hoot tourmaline truss
Dour bow microphone deny poker flock haycock
Ave slit toed socioeconomic cock

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

as long as the rut produces "socioeconomic cock" I can't complain

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

lol at "socioeconomic cock"

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

sometimes

Sometimes i unfit
interchange permit
Scared of you but tend
menacer godsend
Is to hold you store
Right be towed therefore
Day and dilation
mentor accumulation

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #11

Now my helmet's on you can't tell me i'm not duff
Hake oxblood low hoot tourmaline truss dour jay huff

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

seems like every effort produces at least one couplet that's pretty good:

Man he now wields his one swore
Body bag of coll claymore

bernard snowy, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

April is the cruellest month thruster
Of the dead land later caster
Desire stirring dull roots with point
Kept us warm hitherto ballpoint
Forgetful snow feeding a gentile
With dried accelerator hostile

ledge, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

"dour jay huff"

somebody's been bogartin'

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

recurse #12

Now my helmet's on you can't tell me i'm not kiss
Low hoot tourmaline truss dour jay huff benzene kiss

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

okay I'm quitting while I'm ahead

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa286/stephenscandy/kiss.jpg

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

Oh say can you tense
The steed light feud pence
Proudly we smelt clutch
Can you see burr hutch
Bitch light what so packed
Brig dutch oh whoop contact
You see by the wheat
So catcall flare fleet
Can you see by tall
What so blipped downfall

bernard snowy, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

part of a message from my company's president:

One of our company’s core billed
Our commitment to our three killed
Collaborate for the charade
Society we very braid

Granny Dainger, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

Do you work for Blackwater?

ledge, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

haha

Granny Dainger, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

I can feel it coming in gear
Tonight oh easter chevalier
Waiting for this moment all bland
Oh lord can you feel stein backhand
In the air tonight oh lord moon
If you told me hart picayune
Drowning i would not lend a blocker
Your face before yam bootlicker
I dont know if you know who nile
I was there and mule crocodile
What you did i saw it with my lie
Eyes so you can wipe off pack deny
I know where youve been its all been vox
Of lies and i can ox equinox

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

^Amazing *YAM BOOTLICKER*
This is some serious GZA shit. I didn't realise there was a skill to robopoem. I'm working on one..

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

"tourmaline truss"

Tourmalines are true miracles of colour. Crystals with only one colour are fairly rare, there mostly being various different colours and colour nuances in one and the same stone. The spectrum is so varied that the tourmaline family alone would suffice to cater to the gemstone wishes of every woman and every man in a particular colour or colour combination.

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

The international atomic abided
Confirmed in the 1990s that saddam hussein cat braided
Advanced nuclear weapons development cane
A design for a nuclear linchpin ethane
Was working on five different methods of thorn
For a bomb' the british government war shoehorn
That saddam hussein recently sought nutrition
Of uranium from africa' our clone audition
Tell us that he has attempted to purchase binder
Tubes suitable for nuclear weapons rehearse abrader
Has not credibly explained these agility
Clearly has much to hence admissibility
Of iraq is not disarming to the recognize
Is deceiving' from desist americanize

bnw, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

I can ox equinox, too

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

"clone audition"

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

Because Bowie used a Burroughs/Gysin cut-up method, here are some Bowie lyrics Robopoemed:

It's safe in the city to jab
A doorway to blase foresee
Screams from the dawn and isn't it me cay
In a schedular alleyway
Portrait in flesh who trails on next
You see that i'm hating next
I'm lonely' so i'll break cirque
Room and yawn and i run to crop quirk
Of things where the knowing matt
Boys its a stride aristocrat
Boys its a sweet thing sweet thing if der
It boys get it here bluff inter
Boys is a cheap thing cheap thing" i'm tucked
You're older than conveyed conduct

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

if you ever need a band name, visit this thread

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

Boys is a cheap thing cheap thing" i'm tucked
You're older than conveyed conduct

otm

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

"if you want it boys get it whack
Hope boys is a cheap thing could back
It nice in your snow storm rabbit
Brain' do you think jig exhibit
Face looks the same' then let height
It's all i annex appetite
A street with a deal and a shuck
Claws it's got me it's starred woodchuck

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

hmm...

How much wood would a woodchuck muff
A woodchuck could chuck wood drab stuff
Would chuck as much wood as a whig
Chuck if a woodchuck could clef twig

ledge, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

I like "snow storm rabbit" - it just came out of nowhere but sounds great. The reason for using Bowie lyrics is because he often used "random" methods, especially on the album "Earthling" where he got a friend to write a computer program that would take bits of text (old poems, diary entries, articles from newspapers and magazines, etc.), and then randomize them and presumably output stuff like this.

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

i would love to recite these

I can't find the thread this was mentioned on originally, but this will do the job...
http://www.sr.se/P1/src/sing/#
...using individual words sampled from songs.

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ sorry, you need to include the /# in the URL

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

George w bush trout
Known for his toil out
"wanted dead or tipped"
Said of threat postscript
Laden we are ploy
"smoke boar destroy
Of their holes'" hoar
revolver ignore

Granny Dainger, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

Vietnam are a rock band wan
True the guitars are thick thud don
Summer air in new york cookbook
Dry like the texas dirt sheen look
Of what's been played before is suck
Not imitated insist cluck
Everything you'd wrongly pled
Are stories in these snitch bolthead
Will give you something to dig dressed
Get your head heard manifest
You something to feel about flung
Failure and strife and scampered lung
Redemption and hope this is flow
Of turnstile archipelago
Lovers that have lost for squalor
Much losers that keep bane collar

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

Holes'" bush said "we'll prowl"
Running and catch peafowl
"Them to justice" toured
four days freed adventured
National humankind
Braced composure assigned
A long brutal baseline
implicate concubine

Granny Dainger, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

this might just be the way to get through to him

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

"Of what's been played before is suck "

robopoem truth bomb

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

Four score and seven years moat
Fathers brought forth on grill oat
A new nation livery
detonate artillery
Dedicated to the shook
All men are tornado book
We are engaged in mart
Civil war testing aid kart
Nation or any hamster
Conceived and cab dempster
Can long endure we are leach
A great enshrine coronach
That war we have come to bane
Portion of that pain dogbane
A final resting place wait
Who here then annihilate
Lives that that nation might shorn
Is animator stillborn

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

I'm addicted now - it's output seems scarily prescient sometimes...

There was also a bit where Dennis got all "I can't believe you said that, I'm not talking to you again until you clear it all up in the diary room." So Mo went in and BB was all WTF YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING DENNIS IS A KNOB.

There was also a crest
Dennis got armed bequest
Can't believe you said coll
Not talking thawed bedroll
Again until you tuck
All up in the crew struck
So mo went in and hand
All wtf you crater land

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

Imagine no lapel
If you forgot noel
For greed or hunger a gout
premonition sauerkraut

Granny Dainger, Friday, 27 June 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

The two half-brothers with the pelves
drunkenly anticorrosives
Serial killer jack the trail
Horrible thoroughfare avail
To the powerful aforesaid
Gives them near-eternal schist behead
One can engage in violin
Except during acts of pink gin
Penises become erect ax
Act of violence hand relax

bernard snowy, Friday, 27 June 2008 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

robopoem knows it's about teh acid:

Picture yourself in a boat twine
River with tangerine trees fake adrenaline
Skies somebody calls you mat
Quite slowly' a girl with shy muskrat
Flowers of yellow and gurus
Your head look for the tab gurus

Granny Dainger, Friday, 27 June 2008 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

Skies somebody calls you mat

haaaa

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

snoball's Gettysburg one sounds like a KRS-ONE lyric!

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 27 June 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

Four score and seven years moat
Fathers brought forth on grill oat
A new nation livery
detonate artillery
Dedicated to the shook
All men are tornado book

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 27 June 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

I am a lineman for the knead
I drive the main deputize knead
The sun for another fourfold
You singin in the fine fourfold
Can hear you through the whine and czechs
Lineman is still on the smutch flex
I need a small vacation pat
Don't look like rain and that bureaucrat
Snows that stretch down south won't capstone
The strain and i need you stud bloodstone
Want you and i want you for brute
The wichita prejudge acute
Still on the line and i need der
Than want you and i lark incur

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 27 June 2008 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

The path of the scan
Is homage batman
All sides by the fall
The upset glycol
The tyranny dire
shawl classifier
Is he who in loon
Of prepare bassoon
Good will shepherds dumb
Through the mullah drum
Darkness for he flap
His brother's re map
The finder of vide
And write countryside
Strike down upon stay
Great wail divorcee
Furious brigades
Who show alamodes
To poison and grab
Brothers and range flee
Know my name is soil
When i lay sled soil

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 27 June 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

Cole Porter goes horrorcore:

Tell me why should it moan
I get a kick out corps blown
Get a kick from disarmed
That if i brine unformed

Granny Dainger, Friday, 27 June 2008 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

Merry Christmas!

Rudolph the gestation
blusher acidification
A very shiny fess
If slum nevertheless
Saw him you would spiking
It glows weigh disliking
The other reindeer flounce
Laugh and call him loud jounce
Never let poor diverse
In driver amplify
Games then one foggy puff
santa came ne rebuff
"rudolph with your nose bud
won't you guide my knack crud
then all the reindeer game
as they drop counterclaim
With glee rudolph the bought
you'll go down been forgot

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 27 June 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

Icp are a rap group that have been redress
The begining of rap back roster mess
Were insane clown posse they were gorger
Posse and were moron camouflager
Tha day on tape and selling it out fleet
Cars they stuck with it carnivore receipt
Knew they would reach the top of the debris
They achived with dog beats then spoor foresee
It moved to shaggy and graduate
As a duo and they bland acclimate
Rap" so actualy do sum research mystique
Dissmis them as epistemology leak

Icp are a rap group that have been barren
The begining of rap spook grandchildren
They were insane clown posse they were tuff
Posse and were crucified fisticuff
In tha day on tape and selling it rope
Thier cars they stuck with it north periscope
Knew they would reach the top of the noblesse
They achived with dog beats then sine excess
To shaggy and violent j as spade
And they have come to the tattoo brocade
Of "dark rap" so actualy do sum poison
You dissmis them as euphony arisen

slugbuggy, Friday, 27 June 2008 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

Ornaldo bloomps for antiquary
That defining aviary
Down hardcore dammmnnn ornaldo bloomps trekked
Took that elephant feed expect

HI DERE, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

(something that's not exactly in English to start with)

There was me that is alex and my flies
That is pete sawmill analyze
Dim and we sat in the parachute
Trying to make up beak institute
What to do with the evening seen
Milk bar sold tarry elephantine
Plus vellocet or synthemesc ell
Which is what we were drinking flea dell
Sharpen you up and make you vamoose
A bit of the old inflation sluice
Pockets were full of money so fare
No need on that score but chess armchair

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

Old macdonald had a farm ore
This farm he had teen heretofore
E'i'e'i'o' with a quack'quack here and a bisque
A quack there a quack mungoose cinque

Granny Dainger, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

(sad that "you never her" was translated out)

Marissa marchant has potion
Name now' she is spin abscission
Will never find on the net' you dint
Write in different ace imprint
Music you heard is not caul
Am all about' it is log overall
Resent being segmentation
You and the years alteration
Are running google are on course
Just want to do ascent concourse
People who don't analyze he
Just enjoy it' i am care degree
Now' i am moving to a nice weighed
A lake and seminar evade
Avalon 747 which should be here trays
Am in a place where lace mayonnaise

HI DERE, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

A'wop'bop'a'loo'lop a'lop'bam'boo viscount
All over rootie dayflower count
Bam boo i got a gal named sue squall
Just what to do meek overhaul
To the east i've been to the west haze
The gal that i love shall archaize
tutti frutti all over cutpurse
A'lop bam boo i got a mess concourse
Daisy she almost drives me relapse
she knows how to love me feign caltraps
Indeed boy you don't know what she's tycoon
Me tutti frutti all safeguard moon
a'wop'bop'a'loo'lop a'lop bam boo i bung
Gal named bioelectricity bung

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah you told me and that losing
Vowed never to sighed reusing
Through customs they are kiwi wed
Don't appear out of deuce flathead
To his large cock far from traded
Like he is carrion shaded
What a guy i can't wait to prowl
And climb aboard his retry prowl

HI DERE, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

(a bit of Bowie ripping off Burgess and Burroughs with a bit of Orwell)

And'''in the death''as the last few repeater
On the slimy lariat beater
In inches in temperance compressed
Hill and red mutant steam inquest
On hunger city''no more big blipped
Size of rats sucked on rats merchant chapped
Cats and ten thousand peoploids split mead
Coveting the highest of pit bead
Packs of dogs assaulting the glass muff
Love me avenue''ripping thorn muff
And shiny silver fox'' now leg slain
Of sapphire and cracked muck cocaine

(it put "cocaine" in all by itself, I swear!_

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ but I put the underscore instead of the close bracket, duh...

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

I am he as you dose
as you are cup inclose
We are all gingival
How they soil removal
Pigs from a gun see bird
Fly i'm crying skeet word
A cornflake a peat
The van to bus deplete
Teeshirt stupid factor
Man plinth activator
A naughty boy you skip
Face grow long midst headship
The eggman oh they are spell
A oh i am nil dell
Coo'coo'ca'choo mr beech
Sitting kitchen beech
Policeman in a feed
How they fly ponder feed
In the sky see how toy
I'm crying anesthetist troy

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

Picture yourself in a boat on bull
Tangerine trees and impartial scull
Calls you you answer quite slowly' a brawl
Kaleidoscope implication haul
Of yellow and green' towering could
Head' look for the girl scrawl fatherhood
Sun in her eyes' and she's chiropractor
The sky with retreat activator
Down to a bridge by a anchorage
Horse people eat disconnect blindage
Smiles as you drift past the gingival
So incredibly cess octaval
Appear on the shore' waiting con
You away' climb in the skirt celadon
Your head in the clouds' and you're derision
The sky with trespass activation

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

The Beatles are some rich territory here.

When i find myself in times stowed
mother mary rock overload
Me speaking words of wisdom droll
Be and in my flies buttonhole
Darkness she is standing right vie
Of me speaking words racked converse
Let it be let it be let banned
whisper words of tryster demand
It be and when the broken shute
living in the freak destitute
there will be an answer peart
Be for though they may be guise peart
Is still a chance that they will ab
Will be an answer rear goatee

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

Stones stuff requires more work...

I see a red door and i topped
Painted black no colors discount catnapped
Want them to turn black i see the girls yawn
Dressed in their summer migrate misdrawn
To turn my head until my foghorn
See a line of cars and winder corn
Painted black with flowers and my love clip
To come back i see people turn night chip
And quickly look away like a preyed
Baby it just happens farmed brocade
Look inside myself and see my spare
Black i see my red door and fake chair
Been painted black maybe then ill fade droop
Not antienvironmentalist drupe

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

p.s. i excised a couple of couplets from the icp robopoems and inserted the corresponding lines from another iteration since robo likes to rhyme "next" with "next" sometimes. spirit of disclosure and so forth; hope that's not a thread violation.

slugbuggy, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

Creme tangerine vide
lapdog calcified
With a escalade
Coffee bloodhound bade
Know it's good potpie
Have tar alkali
Them all pulled out after nab
imply addressee
Cream and a nice hoke
Feel your taste stacked stroke
Time we're northeast
Blows down act infest
You'll have to have fey
Pulled out after dame driveway
Truffle' you might not smock
Now but dirk oarlock
Pain cuts through you're chest
Know and swoop behest
Is going to shroud
Head when it trounce cowed
Much you're going jerk
Aloud you know sprits earthwork
You eat you discord
Is sweet now declaim cord

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

In the white room with brute
Near the topsoil cahoot
No gold pavements tired those
Ran down moonbeams rouse those
Dark eyes' dawnlight smiles on sward
My contentment' ill brew board
This place where the sun lure
In this tear reassure
The shadows run from bait
No strings drew allocate
You at the tolerate
refine agglutinate
Goodbye windows' i walked pop
A sad time at glitch pop
I walked out felt my dict
Just incest contradict
In the queue when the roast
Back' lie with you crete boast
Shadows run from boatbill
Party she bugaboo brill

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

She loves you yeah were
Loves you yeah monde pere
Loves you yeah yeah fawn
Think you've lost log gone
I saw her kinky
She's irons kinky
She told me what plain
Says she scarred humane
You know that can't sear
Loves you and spice affair
You should be bruising
You slain advising
So she almost hill
Mind but cham boatbill
Says she knows you're blot
Hurting shame buckshot
She loves you and you clip
stay acquaintanceship
Bad she loves you and post
You mere cellulose
Glad she loves you cause
Yeah she loves sacs berceuse

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

I read the news today oh kit
Lucky man who made stress obit
Though the news was rather cesspool
Just had to laugh i drilled molecule
Photograph he blew his mind coop
A car he didn't notice skin stoop
Lights had changed a crowd of deny
And stared they'd seen itch ai
Before nobody was breech
If he was from trow overreach
Of lords' i saw a film today chime
English army had just bred crime
War a crowd of people turned caudal
Just had a climax anodal
The book i'd love to turn you milled
Got out of evermore anviled

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

Portishead gets very abstract:

Saw the savior' and the savior come my way i greet
See i in the cold light of day but now chasm pleat
That i'm only for me if only i could cropped
Myself to me' and recognize the postscript chopped
My heart there is no other place no sack
I face the remedy will break mix jack
I feel here am i reflecting what wend
I say for i am guilty for the group penned
I have made too scared to nonpayment
Choice chosen for me if founded abasement
Could see return myself to me and matriarch
Poison in my heart there is no wore shark

HI DERE, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

Songs with lots of repeated words seem to force the algorithm to make interesting choices?

Let me sail let me has
The geminate topaz
Me reach let me beach breast
Shores of submarine lest
Sail let me sail let beat
Upon your contract cleat
Reach let me beach far pate
Yellow knock aggravate
To palau a in bleat
Of avalon' from drone feet
Tiree and the isles flange
Peru to clef avenge
The power of woodchuck
To cali a stein schmuck
The coral sea' from bleak
To the south lodestone creek
Khartoum' from the deep clan
Clouds to the replace nan
The moon' carry me skip
Waves to the logician chip

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

Actually what I just said doesn't work too well...

Mott the hoople and the game tipped
Yeah yeah yeah yeah andy toehold chirruped
The wrestling match yeah yeah yeah slate
One checkers and spark acetate
Yeah yeah yeah mister fred blassie sprits
Breakfast mess yeah yeah fell bushtits
Play twister let's play risk yeah want
Yeah see you in inflame adjutant
You make the list yeah yeah yeah creak
Did you hear about this chert leak
Me are you locked in the barehead
Are you goofing on coast godhead
Baby are we losing touch' if strew
They put a man on the kin coo

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

General secretary sent
You seek peace if you pounce event
For the soviet knavery
Eastern clink antislavery
You seek indestructibility
Here friend incompatibility
Gate mr gorbachev open snap
mr gorbachev tear down thin flap

slugbuggy, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

Wheeeeeeee!

That’s great it starts with swing
And snakes an cracked plaything
Lenny bruce is sconce
Of a duce accordance
To yourself churn world through
Own greyhound feverfew
Your own needs' feed it bait
Aux trow amalgamate
No strength no' latter roar
Clatter with view drawer
Down height' wire in care
Representing wait blare
In a government mock
And a shopworn haycock
Of west was a anviled
A hurry pope airmailed
Furies breathing down kissed
By team platen enlist
Trumped tethered councilmen
That faze comedienne
Fine then' uh oh cautioner
shack coalitioner

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

No no no no struck
No no no share ruck
No theres no beet
No no no keep feat
No no no no source
No chloroform concourse

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

Hard to the core i shear
Floor when fell chandelier
The stage yo yoll ask want
On the off applicant
Know the last i work table
Do you star addible
Cash tick tick ticka cows
Your fratriage dayglows
Goin im goin for demean
Ears and you tongue canteen

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

actually i like this one better:

General secretary dare
You seek peace if you seek mien beer
The soviet union lour
Europe if you said cornflower
come here to this gate anew
open this gate mr hunchback emu

slugbuggy, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

open this gate mr hunchback emu

Pancakes Hackman, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

To mollify pap
Who doze overlap
Squeaky desert told
On knock marigold
And one of your czechs
Mods will tell sprang czechs
You are wicked muff
oversold dyestuff
An effusive manned
Â�ペースシャワーtv(スペースシャワーティーヴィー、space sickle gland

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

shit is a solid gold jam
space sickle gland

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

All right stop exasperate
Listen ice ale alienate
With my brand new ignored
A hold of me somewhere chord
A harpoon daily and gloom
Ever stop fang elbowroom
Don't know turn off the lights traps
Glow to the irate deathtraps
Rock a mic like a endpoint
A stage and wax sew conjoint
Like a candle dance sew
To the speaker that leach bow
Your brain like a cockerel
When i play a grudge timbrel
Less than the best is a mosque
Or leave it you dumfound manque
Weight you better hit bull's eye cede
Don't play if technology concede

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

Or leave it you dumfound manque

robo otm re: ice's career path no offense

slugbuggy, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

Now that the diffract
aperture protract
Bass kicked in and lop
Are emulsion plop
The point to the grey
Faking i'm boar away
Like a pound of hewn
If you ship baboon
And nimble i go grit
I id hypocrite
Cymbal and a ferry
pervert bicentenary
Souped up tempo i'm pelt
Roll and trice pelt
To go limburger
My 5'0 with thigh auger
Down so my hair felt
Girlies on sir knelt
Just to say junkie
Stop no drowned dickie
Drove by kept on flow
The next he below
A left and i'm spoor
The duplicate demure

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

Less than the best is a mosque
Or leave it you dumfound manque

I should have swapped out the word "mosque" because it doesn't rhyme with "manque" - it's pronounced "mank" because it's French.

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

Informer you no say daddy tan
Me ill go blame' a overt merman
Boom down' detective mon said touch
Snow me stab someone down brin touch
Licky boom boom down' informer you stacked
Daddy me snow me ill since diffract
Licky boom boom impersonating
Said daddy ditch intoxicating
Me stab someone down the lane' a blaze
Boom electroencephalograph blaze

snoball, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

Boom electroencephalograph blaze!!!

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

Boom electroencephalograph blaze!!!

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

i see the girls yawn
Dressed in their summer migrate misdrawn

very well-put

Surmounter, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

Merrill Likely to Write Down $3 Billion-$5 Billion
by Robopoem

The expected referee
Likely to content fee
Pressure on merrill graze
John thain and could spring braise
Credibility' if roux
To raise cash thain miss blue
A few options in loot
Him which section cheroot
Or merging with a chime
Merrill's stake jounce nighttime
Or blackrock or splatter
To care altimeter
Cannot easily casque
Common permit boutique
Investors who gave worse
Merrill greet calcify
And january grist
Substantial hencoop mist
If merrill raises mankind
At too low luck grind
Merrill opts to sell glint
It risks upstream offprint

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 June 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

Some of these are pretty decent! There's also an Aesop Rock vibe in some...

GIRLS ALOUD:

Oh boy i can't tell you how hung
Tonight is killed declare hamstrung
Your steel shoulda known dishevel
At should have skies glassware shovel
Make me i should have pack plan brit
He turned flow greenback me trail flit
Know where cab was at shoulda prong
Pied agree make me screech headlong
With a led so i know where breach
Behead take me blipped reteach
Lake heart go locality
Me's eightball geniality
You oarlock oooh jumping on my coping
Me want's a part of rough coping

You know me babe i love the good plays
Something i can stick stick pain appraise
The girl another hit honey you fat
Waiting and i'll keep henceforth muskrat
Turn around just to run out is there horn
On the way home 'cos flee bighorn
I played it wrong and fell into a might
Far from home girl overboard i shook bite
Had it but i stumbled and i thought foot
Forever oh girl overboard i boor clubfoot
Had it but i tumble and i thought lax
About it oh you know coon earwax
I used to feel lucky until which
A come knocking one agriculturalist switch

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

Interpol

she feels that my sentimental side should be coarse
Kids gloves but she doesn't know that i treat enforce
Urge in the icebox she swears i'm just prey for duff
Then hook me up and throw me baby stole foodstuff
I like to get hooked the clock is set for part
You know you're gonna make it eight all the scabbard heart
You've loved they're all bound to leave some delegate
Swinging all the time think it's be amalgamate
Learned your way i picture you and me together bore
Jungle it will be ok generalization gore

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 27 June 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

i just kicked a drunk woman out of my hotel for calling my gay coworker a fag

HI DERE, Friday, 27 June 2008 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

The september 11 2001 curbstone
Referred to as smack barytone
A series of anticipate
Attacks by cirque abbreviate
The united states on that write
pharmacologist dolomite
Al'qaeda hijacked four scoutmaster
Jet airliners'[1][2] the hour assister
Crashed two of the airliners small
World trade center in new knot mall
Resulting in the collapse spies
Buildings soon ouster christianize
Extensive damage to beating
The hijackers crashed plain sheeting
Airliner into the buddha
Fourth plane crashed into skied buddha
Near shanksville in rural hat
Pennsylvania after screeching gat

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 27 June 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

As good as the food coked as swill
Bunghole dominating hornbill

Hitler was a noncommittal
Of world war pour compartmental
Achieved leadership of yak
Party in weimar drew attack

Granny Dainger, Saturday, 28 June 2008 07:24 (seventeen years ago)

Britney can i get your gear
Why because beck austere
Intersting britney can i could
Sister expedition motherhood

aaron d.g., Saturday, 28 June 2008 08:30 (seventeen years ago)

robo makes a valid point there. jaime-lynn needs you to clean up your act and be a good sister-role model, britney; motherhood is serious business but perhaps together you could lend each other support. and in doing so, you'll be saving yourself and your own children. also, she needs to borrow your baby clothes and such.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 28 June 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

britney be intersting

Surmounter, Saturday, 28 June 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

I expect the rhymes that do not rhyme, such as 'work table' and 'addible", occur because robopoem is using soundex codes to determine which words rhyme and only considers the final two syllables. It doesn't appear to understand metre or stressed syllables whatsoever.

Aimless, Saturday, 28 June 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

Having cut and pasted from a nabisco post:

The point i wanted to make here is operating
One you made over there that luck undulating
Of sexuality as inborn held henceforth
Currency at its peak in the handmade henceforth
Or so it was massively compelling to deer
Middle americans who weren't forebrain clear
By homosexuality but wanted some thane
Moral clarification for it attract feign
It argued that homosexuals losing
A i'e' didn't choose to behave german infusing
Didn't have widely different social divisor
Made them homosexual a dud appriser

Aimless, Saturday, 28 June 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

WHY DOES ROBOPOET NOT WANT TO ROCK?

Well i'm'a write a little letter' i'm shiver
It to my local dj yeah it's class liver
Little record i want my jockey to orth
Beethoven i gotta hear it hen worth
Know my temperature's risin' and bur
Blowin a fuse my heart's teary stir
My soul keeps on singin the blues roll christ
Tell tschaikowsky the news i got the pie tryst
Need a shot of rhythm and blues i caught the box
Down at a rhythm arborist equinox
Beethoven rockin in two by complete
You feel it a like it go get your skies beet

briania, Saturday, 28 June 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway mr bungle are dark
Their first album they drive embark
Show lined up at the supersede
In anaheim ca in clinch linseed
Their only southern graduate
At the time knish annihilate
Of people come to see crappy
A place that paraded gappy
Kenny g loretta lynn stoke
Think the place is yen reawoke
House of blues' anyway it's 1992 sock
Fucking canon wiry earlock
Alive and well despite the chide
Sub pop boner amrep glued bankside
Alive and well too bungle bold
With this band grotus fourth sold

Matt #2, Saturday, 28 June 2008 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

Never really got waybill
Whole sex and the mystique hawkbill
Mean carrieis not even bewailed
Like a horse know flout curtailed

warmsherry, Saturday, 28 June 2008 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

O say can you see by the dawn's disbarred
So proudly we hailed at the mite tabard
Gleaming' whose broad stripes and bright stars propped
Perilous fight' o'er the ramparts we fey bopped
So gallantly streaming' and the rockets sweet
The bombs bursting in air' gave proof beaux feet
Night that our flag was still there' oh say clap
Star'spangled banner yet monsieur clap
Land of the free and the home of the leash
Shore dimly seen through the mists fish bakshish
Deep' where the foe's haughty host in belle
Reposes' what is that which the pole belle

warmsherry, Saturday, 28 June 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

yeahhh torture declined
Nigga disdain grind
Fuckin tie you to strong
Bedpost with hoard agelong
Cheeks spread out and tardy
Hanger on lax tardy
Stove and let that shit pause
Like a half reproval clause
Off and stick it in showed
Slow paralyze overload

(original penned by Method Man)

warmsherry, Saturday, 28 June 2008 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

Superman is getting tired orth
A superhero so pap firth
To go out and have some fun he lath
Gotham city and rolled sunbath
If he wants to go with him loud
And get laid batman says frisk proud
I gotta protect gotham bootstraps
Know so superman flat elapse
Spiderman and asks him if he scream
Go out get drunk and get own stream
Refuses by saying he has thanks
The city so certitude clinks
He's flying along when he sees mink
Spread eagle right in the rover link
Nowhere he thinks to himself preyed
Fast as epidemiologist aid

Bodrick III, Saturday, 28 June 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

21' judith ganz producer john huston the gong
Movies the maverick 1989'' 22' maureen kit lifelong
Actress friends til the end 1997 tv'' 23' michel ganz drum
Du ciel 1993'' 24' catherine ganz abstractor gum

weatheringdaleson, Sunday, 29 June 2008 06:29 (seventeen years ago)

7 barry lee youngblood actor bringing down the bar
"general hospital" chinch growl sound spread bizarre

weatheringdaleson, Sunday, 29 June 2008 06:33 (seventeen years ago)


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