Noodle Vague is technically a year closer to death

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Matt DC, Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:32 (seventeen years ago)

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Manchego Bay (G00blar), Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:39 (seventeen years ago)

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Redknapp out (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:39 (seventeen years ago)

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Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:45 (seventeen years ago)

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you brought me home to this funky house (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:59 (seventeen years ago)

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Millennium Ducats (Roberto Spiralli), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:02 (seventeen years ago)

Happy birthday.

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grimly fiendish, Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:16 (seventeen years ago)

I LOVE HIM.

caek, Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:17 (seventeen years ago)

Happy fucking Birthday!

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:19 (seventeen years ago)

hurrah! happy birthday. :-)

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:32 (seventeen years ago)

Oops! Forgot oblig. pixor!

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Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:32 (seventeen years ago)

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Neil S, Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:49 (seventeen years ago)

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dj onimotian (onimo), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:55 (seventeen years ago)

onimOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:56 (seventeen years ago)

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Who's a big boy then?

NickB, Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

This thread features a lot of my favourite things. Thanks guys.

Being 40 sucks, btw.

Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:07 (seventeen years ago)

Cheer up you old cunt, it might never happen!

Happy Beefday.

get that pion down you son (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:09 (seventeen years ago)

HB NV!

hyggeligt, Thursday, 11 December 2008 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Can NV get over his Fast Show-induced distemper over the next 3 and a bit minutes? Stay tuned to find out!

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

I've had a hangover all day. Hope this elucidates. Being 41 is about to suck, btw.

You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:57 (sixteen years ago)

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102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

Happy Bathday James!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

and if you ever get in touch with Harpal about those records he might wish you a happy birthday too ;)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

I realise that I am an appalling human being but I make up for it by being more disappointed in myself than anybody else could possibly be :D

You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 December 2009 00:06 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha happy geburtstag!

caek, Friday, 11 December 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)

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ailsa, Friday, 11 December 2009 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

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no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Friday, 11 December 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

just ten away from the big 51 too

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Friday, 11 December 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

h
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mascara and ties (Abbott), Friday, 11 December 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday!

horseshoe, Friday, 11 December 2009 02:11 (sixteen years ago)

Bless you all, I'm overcome with emotion. Or it might be arthritis.

You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 December 2009 07:55 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6iJ-bSVKY4

Happy Birthday NV.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 December 2009 08:19 (sixteen years ago)

hb!

tehresa, Friday, 11 December 2009 08:20 (sixteen years ago)

41! That's a great age. Well, any age is. Especially for YOU, cause you're a great guy. Does that make any sense? Forgive me, NV, cause I'm young and stupid. ;-)

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 11 December 2009 09:28 (sixteen years ago)

41? no wonder you don't know any good tv from the 90's, you were already old going into it. hb.

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Friday, 11 December 2009 10:05 (sixteen years ago)

I got this DVD

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Awesome

You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 December 2009 10:14 (sixteen years ago)

Happy birthday feller!

Disco Stfu (Raw Patrick), Friday, 11 December 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)

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^puttin' it in perspective bday greeting

Dark, promiscuous five-year-old (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 December 2009 11:14 (sixteen years ago)

hb!

Smokey and the S'Banned It (history mayne), Friday, 11 December 2009 11:16 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday noodle, have you been in Queens since the refurb?

tomofthenest, Friday, 11 December 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)

No, nearly went last week but don't think I got that far. It looks nice outside.

You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 December 2009 11:25 (sixteen years ago)

we were in there the other night, it's pretty much the same local thankfully. A bit brighter, and you can now sit down without the seat collapsing or getting a spring up the bum. no sign of the cat though.

tomofthenest, Friday, 11 December 2009 11:41 (sixteen years ago)

A bit brighter, and you can now sit down without the seat collapsing or getting a spring up the bum.

I ran into Charlie Chaplin the other day, and he reckons the old place just isn't the same anymore.

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Friday, 11 December 2009 11:45 (sixteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOODLE VAGUE!!!

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★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Friday, 11 December 2009 12:19 (sixteen years ago)

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The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Friday, 11 December 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

^ I literally stopped at no expense for this wonderful birthday gift

The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Friday, 11 December 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

oopsie, belated happy birthday <3

estela, Monday, 14 December 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

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chortlin acoleuthic (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 December 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)

<3

deej me how to whiney (dayo), Saturday, 11 December 2010 13:12 (fifteen years ago)

put a donk on it

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Saturday, 11 December 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)

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every clint has a silva lining (nakhchivan), Saturday, 11 December 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

omg display name

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Saturday, 11 December 2010 13:15 (fifteen years ago)

were i not in the middle of a wgt.com tournament i would give due note to this

chortlin acoleuthic (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 December 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

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amirite?

every clint has a silva lining (nakhchivan), Saturday, 11 December 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

guess there ought to be more than one of them but what u gonn do

every clint has a silva lining (nakhchivan), Saturday, 11 December 2010 13:21 (fifteen years ago)

just gonna go find a jpg of Ulver eating a cake kthx

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Saturday, 11 December 2010 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

omg same birthday must be soul kin.

Happy birthday noodle.

portrait of velleity (woof), Saturday, 11 December 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

have birthday woof!

every clint has a silva lining (nakhchivan), Saturday, 11 December 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

and that's an order

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Saturday, 11 December 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

hb woolfes

chortlin acoleuthic (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 December 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

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when you penetrate to the most high god, you will believe you're mad (Z S), Saturday, 11 December 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

request z s remix tbh

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Saturday, 11 December 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

thx you guys sorry I was away yesterday happy belated birthday woof mccarthy out kthx

Pardew: "They Know It's Christmas" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 December 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

wolves win!

chortlin acoleuthic (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but

Pardew: "They Know It's Christmas" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

gwan?

chortlin acoleuthic (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

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Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 10:31 (thirteen years ago)

44 is a pretty number but an ugly age imo

Happy Birthday woof if you're around

today i are mostly at peace with myself but that may be after-ripples of Cuervo Gold tbh

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 10:33 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday mate!

Neil S, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 10:45 (thirteen years ago)

i heard this elsewhere alright

first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 10:49 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-V9m-6wNmw

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:03 (thirteen years ago)

Happy Birthday to you too NV.

I am around, just. Quite fancy 39. 44 has potential.

(I have cut some text from here and posted it on Blue Saturday instead. This is no place for gloom)

woof, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:19 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday woof aussi

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 11:27 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday NV, happy birthday woof!

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

Happy birthday my mans NV. Get cake, eat cake iirc

Albert Crampus (NickB), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

happy bday NV!

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

Happy birthday dude.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

thanks everybody :)

god imagine the work i'd have to do if yous weren't here

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

Happy birthday Noodle!!! You're pretty great.

go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

Happy Birthday Mr Noodle

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

No work. Only birthdays. HB, Noodz!

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

hb !

乒乓, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday, hot stuff

the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

hb indeed

horse motivator (clouds), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

hb nv and woof!

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday!

flopson, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

kids bought me Against the Day and Polyester. good work kids :D

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

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happy birthday

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

currently a month and 464 pages deep into Against The Day I can confirm it is the finest shit going, what perspicacious offspring you represent, Mr. Vague!

obviously I have nothing but unending adoration for you and yours. hope the last 42 minutes of your birthday are as luxuriant as they well ought be

torn between Carl Jenkinson, Scott Walker and Malcolm X (once a week is ample), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)

yeah having kids choosing presents so carefully is definitely a step-up from the £3.99 statham dvd from tescos

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)

whilst always a little sad LJ your near-escape from ILX sometimes makes me think of this poem

http://www.poetryarchive.org/poetryarchive/singlePoem.do?poemId=10985

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

Felix Randal the farrier, O is he dead then? my duty all ended,
Who have watched his mould of man, big-boned and hardy-handsome
Pining, pining, till time when reason rambled in it, and some
Fatal four disorders, fleshed there, all contended?

Sickness broke him. Impatient, he cursed at first, but mended
Being anointed and all; though a heavenlier heart began some
Months earlier, since I had our sweet reprieve and ransom
Tendered to him. Ah well, God rest him all road ever he offended!

This seeing the sick endears them to us, us too it endears.
My tongue had taught thee comfort, touch had quenched thy tears,
Thy tears that touched my heart, child, Felix, poor Felix Randal;

How far from then forethought of, all thy more boisterous years,
When thou at the random grim forge, powerful amidst peers,
Didst fettle for the great grey drayhorse his bright and battering sandal!

first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

Fey ILX random

first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

wish there was recordings of Hopkins reading

Roobarb and Custos (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

hb nv.

Profane Atheists : A matter very common to dispute whether there be a God or not. A slender and loose observation of the Sabbath and holy days. Many hundred stand wilfully excommunicate, not caring for their absolution or for coming to church. There was a ridiculous and profane marriage of a goose and a gander. A cat having an apron, and a partlet, brought to the church to be baptized. A horse head at Launceston lately lapped in a mantle and brought to the church to baptism, and afterwards the bell tolled and rung out for the death of this head. A dead horse brought to the communion table with his feet spread upon it, as being prepared to receive the Sacrament. A young youth of 16 years baptised by the name of Gurlypott, at which time the font was overthrown. Libels made upon every sermon almost in every town.

Abuse of the Ministers : Lately a gentleman asked an ancient preacher whether it was more needful to hang up all the preachers in England or all the dogs; and when he told him that he was not well advised, he beat the minister, and swore that it were better to hang up all the priests than the dogs, for, said he, if the dogs be hanged up we shall lose much sport, and we cannot get bitches and dogs again; but if the priests were hanged up, the Bishop of 'every diocese might make priests again. Every day complaints are made by ministers who are railed on and shrewdly beaten by lewd persons. A minister was made to kiss the bare hinder parts of a man.

woof, Thursday, 11 December 2014 12:14 (eleven years ago)

^^^:D

don't let the death fear win NV, have a great one

imago, Thursday, 11 December 2014 12:21 (eleven years ago)

hb.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 December 2014 12:30 (eleven years ago)

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Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 December 2014 13:08 (eleven years ago)

happy BEY day nv

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 December 2014 13:26 (eleven years ago)

have a merry one my boy

Ottbot jr (NickB), Thursday, 11 December 2014 13:28 (eleven years ago)

HB NV! :D December birthdays are the best birthdays.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 11 December 2014 13:49 (eleven years ago)

av a gud 1 m8

Chairman Feinstein (nakhchivan), Thursday, 11 December 2014 16:57 (eleven years ago)

Hope you had a great birthday.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 December 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)

HB NV! Much love, hope all is well with you and family (PS miss u)

club mate martyr (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 11 December 2014 21:54 (eleven years ago)

y'all made me a bit tear-y so no change here

A BILLION THANKS

kiss kiss kiss

A cat having an apron (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 December 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

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Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 12 December 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)

<3 <3 <3

mookieproof, Friday, 12 December 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

💖🎊💖🎊💖🎊

(曇り) (clouds), Friday, 12 December 2014 06:37 (eleven years ago)

HB NV! <3

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 12 December 2014 11:54 (eleven years ago)

hope you had a great day

VOTE in metal poll. Voting ends TODAY 11.59pm GMT (Cosmic Slop), Friday, 12 December 2014 12:47 (eleven years ago)

eleven months pass...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ILX 2 U!

markers, Friday, 11 December 2015 05:29 (ten years ago)

Happy birthday! <3

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Friday, 11 December 2015 08:41 (ten years ago)

Happy Birthday NV.

Toot Your Hütter On Pollution Now! (Branwell with an N), Friday, 11 December 2015 08:44 (ten years ago)

you were nice to me, twice. i'm the new ilx asshole (i drink and make extreme mistakes, fuck).

fact is. you're nicer, kinder, and more thoughtful than most. hb, motherfucker!

everyone loves you! bah! humbug!

LEGALIZE COCAINE (monster mash), Friday, 11 December 2015 08:46 (ten years ago)

sometimes I'm horrible tbf

thanks everybody!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Gry91znr8 (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 December 2015 14:33 (ten years ago)

your not 60 or clive but hb anyway noodle vague!

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ghosted monk: new gaz in the 'combs (NickB), Friday, 11 December 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)

happy birthday nv!

woof, Friday, 11 December 2015 14:44 (ten years ago)

ditch the E and CLIV is 154 in Roman numerals, which is not how old NV is either

avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Friday, 11 December 2015 14:46 (ten years ago)

best dude

mookieproof, Friday, 11 December 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)

looking real spry for 60 clive, kiu

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 11 December 2015 14:53 (ten years ago)

http://youtu.be/CHjvqBDbgms

racket from the coombes (wins), Friday, 11 December 2015 16:12 (ten years ago)

hb!

xyzzzz__, Friday, 11 December 2015 16:25 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

<3

mookieproof, Sunday, 11 December 2016 22:05 (nine years ago)

happy birthday Our Sweet Fredrest!

conrad, Sunday, 11 December 2016 22:07 (nine years ago)

happy birthday grand fellow

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Sunday, 11 December 2016 22:15 (nine years ago)

nil illegitimi desperandum, chuck (or something)

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Sunday, 11 December 2016 22:16 (nine years ago)

i dont rate this guy and have concerns over his voting record on key issues but if the done thing is to issue an empty utterance of some sort then lets pretend ive done that

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 December 2016 22:24 (nine years ago)

Noodle Vague is technically a year closer to death [Started by Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics) in December 2008, last updated eight minutes ago by loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac) on I Love Everything] 5 new answers
NOMINATIONS AND DISCUSSION THREAD FOR 2016 METAL/HEAVY ROCK POLL (Nominations end December 7) [Started by Cosmic Slop in November 2016, last updated one hour ago by Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago) on I Love Music] 76 new answers

sarahell, Sunday, 11 December 2016 22:34 (nine years ago)

:)

clouds, Sunday, 11 December 2016 22:43 (nine years ago)

HBNV <3

a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 11 December 2016 22:45 (nine years ago)

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Happiest of birthdays, NV <3

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 11 December 2016 23:31 (nine years ago)

i seriously love all of you, you wankers

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 December 2016 23:33 (nine years ago)

We love you too NV. Happy birthday.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Monday, 12 December 2016 00:35 (nine years ago)

happy birthday, nv, i hope it's a good year for you and yours.

estela, Monday, 12 December 2016 09:21 (nine years ago)

happy birthday nv

lex pretend, Monday, 12 December 2016 09:59 (nine years ago)

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Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 December 2016 10:02 (nine years ago)

hb, nv!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 December 2016 19:51 (nine years ago)

happy birthday NV, how's it been this year?

ogmor, Monday, 12 December 2016 19:57 (nine years ago)

all the birthday best nv

Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Monday, 12 December 2016 20:11 (nine years ago)

hbd nv

Neil S, Monday, 12 December 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)

The thread might not be true -- maybe you ate so much salad in the past year that you managed to extend your life by a year while also aging a year.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 December 2016 21:01 (nine years ago)

Ha, I have a similar thought every time I see the thread title.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Monday, 12 December 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)

forgot it was woof's bday, senescenence riding me hard this December

happy belated bday, woof

Our Sweet Fredrest (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 07:11 (nine years ago)

happy birthday!!!!

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 12:21 (nine years ago)

Happy belated birthday to you too!
Not the most fun one for me. Sense of hanging dread segued into a vomiting bug. V little lust for life.

woof, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)

happy vagueversary

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 18:27 (nine years ago)

sorry to hear that woof, potential price of being born at the dreadest time of the year ime

Wassail Anarchist (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 18:50 (nine years ago)

happy birthday noods

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 19:07 (nine years ago)

thanks again! ∞, Morbs, harbl, anybody i missed

Wassail Anarchist (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 19:09 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

technically a year and four minutes closer to death

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:04 (seven years ago)

omg hb

imago, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:06 (seven years ago)

NV: did you know the Beatles wrote a song about birthdays? It's really good!

clemenza, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:09 (seven years ago)

gah, happy birthday NV you beautiful bastard

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)

happy happy bday big man

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)

have a good 'un NV!

calzino, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:25 (seven years ago)

happy noodle cake

sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 01:05 (seven years ago)

eleven months pass...

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Lady Gaga: I Don't Want A Beef Rinse - Live From Omaha (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 12:59 (six years ago)

that bidet looks far from happy - looking a bit drained really (PS H.B.N.V.)

Wee Bloabby (NickB), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:04 (six years ago)

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Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:10 (six years ago)

wow, moving

Lady Gaga: I Don't Want A Beef Rinse - Live From Omaha (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:11 (six years ago)

Happy birthday fella x
https://i.postimg.cc/Ls66Sf9d/E9880749-029-F-4-E49-887-A-D14-BB2-C2-EA8-F.jpg

gyac, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:15 (six years ago)

that bidet looks far from happy - looking a bit drained really (PS H.B.N.V.)


That bidet clearly enjoys its job a little too much. Look at the eyes!

gyac, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:16 (six years ago)

hb NV!

calzino, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:30 (six years ago)

happy birthday NV! hope yr Wednesday is far from blue (something something election results too) (oh no, don't make it rhyme, that's too much)

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:49 (six years ago)

Aw peeps thanks all of y'all I have hungover and Atelier Meruru and I hab deleted 12 grumpy posts today before posting them keeping it posi Vote Labour

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:49 (six years ago)

Happy Birthday!

(Oh no at that Blobby cake)

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 14:40 (six years ago)

hb nv

conrad, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 15:03 (six years ago)

happy happy!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 15:09 (six years ago)

hbnv

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 15:12 (six years ago)

huzzah!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 17:07 (six years ago)

Happy birthday, NV!

pomenitul, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 17:08 (six years ago)

happy birthday zoe

j., Wednesday, 11 December 2019 17:08 (six years ago)

Happy birthday NV
Buy you a round

calstars, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 17:09 (six years ago)

Happy birthday, NV. I note that since this thread was started, you are technically eleven years nearer to death. Long may you prosper.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:35 (six years ago)

Thanks all of you lovely people who cheer me up. Hopefully being 51 will not suck

(Narrator's voice: )

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:44 (six years ago)

I dunno about this, eleven years and not dead yet? How close is he going to get?

insecurity bear (sic), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:49 (six years ago)

(HBNV)

insecurity bear (sic), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:49 (six years ago)

Happy Birthday NV!

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 12 December 2019 09:52 (six years ago)

HB NV!

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 12 December 2019 09:55 (six years ago)

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Thursday, 12 December 2019 13:02 (six years ago)

eleven months pass...

HBNV

woof, Friday, 11 December 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

Happy birthday, Nouille vague!

pomenitul, Friday, 11 December 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

thank you <3

you'll have to speak up, can't find my ear trumpet

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:17 (five years ago)

Happier-than-baseline birthday, Noodle Vague!

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:17 (five years ago)


many happy returns to one of the good guys

may your beloved football team lose by a substantial margin tomorrow early afternoon look I'm sorry I'm not a charity

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:19 (five years ago)

taking all bets

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

Happy birthday NV!

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:26 (five years ago)

many happy returns nv!

calzino, Friday, 11 December 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

HB man

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:29 (five years ago)

Happy birthday fella ❤️

scampostiltskin (gyac), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:30 (five years ago)

christ it was GE day last year wasn't it?

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:35 (five years ago)

No that was the 12th

scampostiltskin (gyac), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:49 (five years ago)

oh shit it's a leap year, i thought it wasn't on my birthday

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 December 2020 18:50 (five years ago)

happy birthday, pal

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Friday, 11 December 2020 19:04 (five years ago)

happy birthday 🎆🎂🎈

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 December 2020 19:05 (five years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 11 December 2020 19:29 (five years ago)

what an excellent birthday boy

imago, Friday, 11 December 2020 19:37 (five years ago)

you're all way too kind

and i like it tbh

<3

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 December 2020 19:38 (five years ago)

hehehe :D

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 11 December 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

Happy birthday NV!

loose Orwellian mobs (rob), Friday, 11 December 2020 21:55 (five years ago)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-55275563

Happy to see there has in fact been a Wolves-related Christmas/NV's birthday miracle, in the absence of them getting any kind of result tomorrow

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 11 December 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

Happy Birthday, NV!

Robert Gotopieces (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 December 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

Happy birthday bro

calstars, Friday, 11 December 2020 22:38 (five years ago)

indeed Happy Birthday!

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 December 2020 22:38 (five years ago)

three years pass...

happy birthday nv

woof, Monday, 11 December 2023 19:34 (two years ago)

Hbd fella!

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 11 December 2023 19:39 (two years ago)

Happy BD NV!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 December 2023 20:08 (two years ago)

And happy BD woof!!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 December 2023 20:10 (two years ago)

happy birthday!

boxedjoy, Monday, 11 December 2023 20:10 (two years ago)

I'll take Noodle Vague for $1000, please.

Uh. Mmmm. Oh! What is: "why is this day different from all other days"?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 11 December 2023 20:12 (two years ago)

happy birthday wishes from West Riding crew!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 11 December 2023 20:20 (two years ago)

thanks all <3

and happy birthday woof!

Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 December 2023 20:21 (two years ago)

Happy Birthday Noodle!

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 11 December 2023 20:23 (two years ago)

happy birthday to one of my favourite people that I don't actually know

oscar bravo, Monday, 11 December 2023 20:27 (two years ago)

a magnificent grumpy fucker with a soft centre

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 11 December 2023 20:28 (two years ago)

Yr not supposed to be saying happy birthday to yourself calz.

Happy birthday Noodle!

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Monday, 11 December 2023 20:53 (two years ago)

I know just what to get you
https://i.ibb.co/S6dkW76/IMG-0119.jpg

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 00:45 (two years ago)

<3 <3 <3

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 02:56 (two years ago)

HBD noodie <3

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 03:50 (two years ago)

happy birthday Noodle! Wolves ay we!

STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 06:40 (two years ago)

hb to the woof/nv axis

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 11:49 (two years ago)

eleven months pass...

hb nv

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 11 December 2024 12:43 (one year ago)

Happy birthday kid

gyac, Wednesday, 11 December 2024 12:43 (one year ago)

hb NV!

ominous title of thread reminds me I have been invited to a christmas eve funeral in Hull - just to bring you an extra layer of warming birthday cheer!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 11 December 2024 12:53 (one year ago)

I'm working Christmas Eve if you wanna swap

Thanks everybody!

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2024 12:55 (one year ago)

hb man

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2024 14:24 (one year ago)

Happy birthday, J!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 December 2024 14:25 (one year ago)

Happy birthday NV!

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 11 December 2024 14:25 (one year ago)

hb my man

woof, Wednesday, 11 December 2024 14:39 (one year ago)

Have a good one NV

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 11 December 2024 15:00 (one year ago)

Happy birthday, NV!

emil.y, Wednesday, 11 December 2024 15:10 (one year ago)

hbd noodie!!

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 December 2024 16:13 (one year ago)

yayyyy happy birthday NV!!!!

her pal Santa falls to the floor (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 December 2024 16:16 (one year ago)

It will have been another year

sarahell, Wednesday, 11 December 2024 17:08 (one year ago)

thank you all <3 <3 <3

due to an administrative error i got 2 secret santa presents today so it's gone pretty well all things considered

badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2024 17:10 (one year ago)

Best indeed!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 December 2024 17:16 (one year ago)

hb!

brimstead, Wednesday, 11 December 2024 17:20 (one year ago)

best birthday wishes to you, Noodle. may you enjoy the meager sunlight even more fully today and find warmth through the long hours of darkness.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 11 December 2024 17:25 (one year ago)


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