― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 11 January 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 January 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― sym (shmuel), Sunday, 11 January 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 January 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 January 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 11 January 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― o. nate (onate), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― cloverlandthug, Monday, 12 January 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― Al (sitcom), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)
But the deadline for that already happened?
It is a spiffy article, yus. Even when I disagreed. ;-)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)
I've already voted; my comments are going to be sent in tomorrow and the powers that be are OK with that. I'm not very fond of what I've come up with so far.
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)
-- Tuesday, January 13, 2004 -- posted by RandomILMGuy
Hey, thanks for reading. Sorry for my 2003 wrap-up taking so long. I've been very occupied as of late with various freelance work and finishing up some writing for the ___ Weekly and ________.
It was a wild year to say the least, am I right? If you weren't listening to a Deerhoof album you downloaded off of Soulseek, you were watching a Chinese-subtitled Finding Nemo (a children's film!), you downloaded off KaZaA.
Let's get to it, shall we:
Three rappers from the South released albums this year! Their music has lots of shouting and is called "crunk." David Banner's is a garden variety radical with shitty-sounding drums and slowed down albums that sound good to black people when they drink cough syrup to get high, Lil Jon is crazy and his music is about sex, and __________ are sort of the same as Lil Jon and David Banner but different.
Also, there were a bunch of other hip-hop and rap singers doing songs this year. _______, for instance, who brought his _______ meets ______ flow over ________ in a blender beats. His former partner in rhyme _________ switched it up with a few hot singles (including the _______-sampling smash "_________") that had the "game on lock." All in all, some hot songs were released by hip-hop singers this year, but can we tone it down on the violence and objectification of women. I mean, I'm all for free expression but do we need a girl shaking her god-given assets (pardon the pun) while some doo-ragged thug with a pistol leers at her in every video on BET.
50 Cent had several famous songs that I heard many times. Too bad he can't open his mouth, huh?
Compared to pop-thugs like 50 Cent and _________, Jay-z looks like ______. He dropped an uncompromising final album with his best "rhymes" yet and also acknowledged the brilliance of the criminally underrated Talib Kweli and Common. Maybe some other so-called rappers should take the hint and retire now! (I'm looking at you _________.)
"Dancehall reggae" or just "dancehall" was another big story in the 2k3. Dancehall singers Sean Paul, Elephantman and others taught us how to "wind that waist," "dutty yeah," and "bun di chi-chi man," and duet with Beyonce (phwoar!). I predict more big things in the future from the little island of Jamaica.
And now, to England, where rap music has been reinvented. Dizzee Rascal, who is much better than The Streets, raps about guns and girls and possibly drugs (but not cars!) (Note: In England gasoline is known as 'petrol.') Dizzee Rascal is reinventing music because his beats sound like _________. There are other rappers in the "UK garage" scene such as Wiley, the ______ of London, who, like Dizzee, proves again that England isn't all Britpop and "bangers and mash."
Indie rock again proves the law of diminishing returns and the less said about it the better. (But if you're still interested check out, _______, Deerhoof, ________, ________, ____________, ____, _______, ________, and _______.") (Note to Williamsburg hipsters: Lose the trucker hats and the Maiden shirts.)
And the big trend in music criticism this year was the blogosphere, renegade journalists that weren't afraid to let their freak flag fly. Heron Bone, K-Punk, Luka, Technicolor and myself didn't pull any punches in our weekly or even daily dispatches from the frontlines of the culture war. If you're interested in reading more, check the links on the sidebar of this page.
Well, that was my 2003, ya'll. Hope you enjoyed my wrap-up. If you have any questions/comments/arguments e-mail me. See ya.
― cloverlandthug, Monday, 12 January 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― sym (shmuel), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)
indieland-fauxnaif is the voice of the new millenium.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)
cloverlandthug cold rocked this muthafucka.
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― sym (shmuel), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― bahtology, Monday, 12 January 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)
I talked about t.A.T.u. a lot, actually.
Dude, Nate, don't post article responses if you can't take criticism.
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― keith m (keithmcl), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― Carey (Carey), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Al (sitcom), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― Carey (Carey), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)
But yes, I recommend drinking.
― Carey (Carey), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan I., Monday, 12 January 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)
From: Nate PatrinSubject: Jay-Z? What is this, the fuckin' Source?
Ferchrissakes, It's bad enough reading your reviewers' condescending begrudging praise of Blackalicious ("so unfunky that I can easily listen to it while knitting") and Handsome Boy Modeling School ("it seems like if anyone in "underground" hip-hop gave a shit, this might sound half as good as anything Cash Money's releasing"), but I found it impossible to stomach Ethan P (Diddy?)'s gushing praise of the latest Jay-Z turd. This guy chooses to cling to the jock of Mr. Jigga My Nigga- wow, he IS a lyrical genius with an inventive rhyme like that!- like a public bus' handstrap and hang on for dear life while burbling bullshit about him being "hip-hop's last great personality" (what, did KRS-One retire to pursue a career in IDM? Did Del die without anyone telling me? Does Kool Keith not actually exist?), as well as foisting the Suburban Whiteboy Myth that Biggie was a truly great MC (psst, ever hear of Rakim?). Jay-Z gets enough fellatio from the mainstream media, while a site such as yours is better served to inform people of great records they, you know, aren't constantly bombarded with in every single mainstream publication out there. Jay-Z's music is not art. It is a product.-Nate Patrin
― WELL SINCE YOU MENTIONED IT...., Monday, 12 January 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jim Janse, Monday, 12 January 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― David Allen (David Allen), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)
This is where you always go wrong, Nate. You actually care how ILM "sees" you. It makes you an incredibly easy target. The idea that you have to defend yourself for whatever tastes you had, or for them changing, is baffling.
― bnw (bnw), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 12 January 2004 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 January 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 January 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)
Hey I resent...oh wait.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 January 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 12 January 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 12 January 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)
"Multicult prediction 2004: Crunk meets Africa = Diamonds on the Soles of Shoes! 2005: '93 revival and new shoes for Souls of Mischief. 2006: Sandal scandal misfire when Common sells out, soul."
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 12 January 2004 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)
You're just like me, in a way. I've have this screenname for so many years people just call me "Coq" which is bad when I'm trying to act like I have a mature reputation. It's not like I can get rid of it, like it seems you can't get rid of the "Detritus". I fucking HATE that word more than "flotsam" and "jetsam."
― The Thinking Man's Paris Hilton (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― The Thinking Mantis (DarrenK), Monday, 12 January 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)
The whole "It Kinda Stunk" motif doesn't come from individual albums or songs (which were on the whole somewhat better than '02, though slightly not-as-good as '01) but from the general trends and atmosphere around music -- the whole "it's not enough to make a great pop record" atmosphere. (I wonder how bad Britney would be tanking right now if it weren't for The Kiss(tm) and that Vegas wedding debacle.) I just found a couple albums disappointing given the expectations I had (Missy, Outkast, Massive Attack) -- albeit nothing as frustrating as Sea Change, and plenty of albums I hoped would be great were (Jaxx, Rapture, Stripes, Strokes). I also don't like the whole [whatever] Idol routine -- I haven't watched enough to feel qualified to make a solid judgement of it and it should be harmless enough in theory but while I've been able to tolerate the "assembled and groomed by managerial genius" pop-star creation procedure (see: The Monkees, The Fall), "chosen by televsion" is an idea I have significantly less faith in.
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 12 January 2004 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 12 January 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 January 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)
i've made it through about half of yr piece nate, and my only comment thusfar -> explaining why you like or dislike something doesn't need to be defensive, nor should it.
― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)
word up!
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)