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"FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST FUCKING STOP!" Songs that Make You Want to do HORRIBLE, HORRIFIC things with a NAIL GUN to the Artist Responsible.

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For some reason, Jay-Z's fuckin' "Change Clothes" inspires such a drooling need for senseless physical violence and bloodlust that it's most disquieting. How can people hear this song and not wish him absolute nullification?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Somehow I knew this wasn't a Momus thread.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Good grief!! bad day at work ANYC??

(my answer = "Star" by prml scrm)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Pretty much anything by Steps made me feel very uncomfortable in a purely physical sense.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, but I just heard it come bleating out of a slow-moving car down 9th steet, and it bugs the beJesus out of me.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Steps, I do like a bit I must admit.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucking hell, they've got you too.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, some day, I hope that you put out an album of your own. And then I hope that someone actually threatens your life or your safety because they dislike your aesthetics. I really hope that this happens, so you can understand how deeply disturbing and unacceptible this is. (Unless of course it's Momus, but then again, he deserves to be assaulted with a nail gun for other reasons...)

― the river fleet, Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, Alex. Stop issuing REALISTIC threats with OBVIOUS intent to act on them!

"House of Jealous Lovers" by a nose.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Je regret rien!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Acknowledging Alex' "threat" as the hyperbole it's intended to convey:

Much Styx falls into this category, for musical reasons. Britney Spears, for commercial/cultural ones (fast food should not outstay its shelf life). Jingoistic hyper-patriot USA country music, for ideological reasons (Toby: t'ain't no terrorists gonna bomb Nashville, leave the outrage to us city folks). And, yes, a bunch of hip-hop, including Jay Z, because it's banal, repetitive, derivative music which degrades women.

In truth, any negative repercussions for above-mentioned crap should also fall on the labels/executives/producers responsible for funding and distributing it, not just the artists, who can't help being themselves and perhaps shouldn't be blamed for the actions of clueless folks elevating them beyond their deserved mediocrity/anonymity.

― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

For the record, I don't even own a nail gun.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

...but I know where I can get one.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

At short notice?

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Builders Square Rocks! Open 24 hours at selected locations!

― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Good tip!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

fucking MILKSHAKE arrrghh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUNTS!

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

And TITS!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this necessary?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

All this hate, is that necessary? I mean this thread, is it necessary?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Hardly.

BTW Alex, I like your diagram. Where can I get a shirt with one black sleeve? Is that what all the kids are into?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The diagram was prized via the wonder that is Google.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I see now. This is the rest of the plan for that unconventional nail gun. It ain't the anarchist's cookbook, but it's devious.

http://www.holisticforgeworks.com/img/NGPLANS.GIF

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i plan on using one of these things on anyone who votes for Dubya this november.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Make sure you paint it black, as per the instructions. Powder blue won't cut it.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

anthony, no panties in jeans, is that necessary?

― reo, Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Now why you frontin' on me, is that necessary?

― sym (shmuel), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

responding to c-man threads, is that necessary?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

flaming lips "do you realize" !!!!! ashej!!!! im hitting myself and breakingingmgg mhy lamp just thinking about nijtnh!!!@!@

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

but a swell maps POX was so necessary.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

take a chill pill, Alex in NYC.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I think of songs that do this to me, and then I realize I'm not alone -- more importantly, I'm not alone outside people I necessarily like. So, I embrace these songs as weapons. Musical arsenals are my new hobby.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Next project: "CDR700MB Fuck You Die!"

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

y'all needs some Prozac

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(or less Wellbutrin)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm pissed and goign to bed.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Any song by No Doubt! Mainly I'd like to hurt Gwen Stephani.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 25 January 2004 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickleback - How You Remind Me
Trapt - Headstrong
Limp Biscuit - Faith
Linkin Park - In The End
Sum 41 - Fat Lip
Iggy Pop & Sum 41 - Little Know It All
Alicia Keys - Fallin'
Eminem - Lose Yourself
Outkast (Big Boi) - I Like The Way You Move
Ryan Adams - So Alive
Barry White - Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Babr
The Beatles - Pretty Much Anything That Ringo Sings On (I Only Wanna Hurt Him)
Hmmmmmm..........I'll Think Of More Later

― Dude (The Yellow Dart), Sunday, 25 January 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Also anything by:

Dave Matthews
John Mayer
Jack Johnson
Jennifer Lopez
Beyonce
50 Cent
Justin Timberlake
Eminem
Limp Biscuit
Cyprus Hill

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 25 January 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe they're on Prozac, is has known issues where it triggers the anger centers in some people's brains. But really, it's hyperbole. No one's hurting anybody. But if I had an opportunity to push Huey Lewis and Gweneth Paltrow into a compactor and push the big red button, I can't say that I wouldn't take it for that damn "Crusin'" song that seems to be on Muzak where ever I go.

― Mike Salmo (salmo), Sunday, 25 January 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

SO ALIVE!!!!!! RARRGGHH, FUCK YOU RYAN ADAMS

there. may I have that nail gun for a moment?

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 25 January 2004 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Brick"
"Superman"
"When I'm Gone"

And

"Polly"

Yes
I said it

"POLLY"

I HATE THAT SONG!!!!

I do however find no reason to hurt Dave Grohl seeing as to how there is no drumming in that song, and he didn't write any part of it.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 25 January 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

OH no!!

That Zwan song is on!

Look out!!!!

Things are now on fire!!!!!!!

Turn that crap off!!!!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 25 January 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"Superman"??

Surely you don't mean the R.E.M. song!

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 25 January 2004 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

No!

The Tears For Fears one!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 25 January 2004 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait.

Maybe it's Five for Fighting? I'm not sure.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 25 January 2004 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

And, yes, a bunch of hip-hop, including Jay Z, because it's banal, repetitive, derivative music which degrades women.

wtf?!

― djdee2005, Sunday, 25 January 2004 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

That one about not being a red sheep.

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 25 January 2004 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i like how no-one got Anthony's joke upthread - perhaps it wasn't necessary

i can't think of anything right now - on this cool sunny Sunday afternoon i seem to love and be grateful for everything

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 25 January 2004 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/7923%20ns.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 25 January 2004 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

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― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 January 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I really suck at putting images up. But here it is...

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf100/f163/f16340gigot.jpg

Sometimes, murder is justified.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 January 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ryan Adams is his own worst enemy...Just give it time, I'm afraid, and that nail gun will find itself in his hand.

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 25 January 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Can someone make me one of those nailguns please?

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Sunday, 25 January 2004 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I love Dude's typo on that Barry White title cuz now I think it's called "Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babar". The love story of a man and a cartoon elephant.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" makes me want to funnel sulphuric acid down his urethra.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Can someone make me one of those nailguns please?
http://www.george-higgins.co.uk/images/115_nailgun.jpg
Here, you can borrow mine.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Plastic Bertrand -Ca Plane Pour Moi

If I ever hear this song again it will be too soon

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Congratulations to Mr. de Plume, who was the only poster who even bothered to elaborate why he disliked that music.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think plastic bertrand needs any explanation!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you are missing the point of the thread, Nate.

― sym (shmuel), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)


This album is wonderful.

― djdee2005, Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't hate hip-hop, but fifty-cent should be attacked with a nailgun. though he'd probably like that shit.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Not to get all dollar-store Zen but can one miss what is not there?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe he already has been.
xpost

― sym (shmuel), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm really tempted to start an equivalent thread on ILE, only re celebrities in general.

billy bob thornton, jackie mason, and ann coulter should be nail-gunned.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

nate, yr lame sometimes

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, like when I try to be likeable

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

or when I don't
or every time ever

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I am going to keep a running tally of every ILM regular I've wound up alienating. It will be like a McCarthy List of Sad.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Bombalurina - "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini"

Timmy Mallett must DIE:

http://www.worldofkitsch.com/celebrity/images/mallett_timmy001.jpg

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, that's two people with adequate explanations

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"To the rest of the world, Benny Mardones had walked off the face of the earth."

Oh, if only. It's a damn good thing handguns are outlawed in DC; otherwise I'd be shooting out speakers in stores whenever they play especially offensive soft-rock "classics."

Alex, if you ever reach the point of taking up firearms, I will lead fundraising efforts for your legal defense fund.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 26 January 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm glad I don't recognize this song by name or melody...but I have a feeling I would know if I heard it. And I would worry.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 January 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, I have a favour to ask you:

triple j hottest 100

― Jedmond, Monday, 26 January 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Admit it, you want to be a hired hitman (with a personal trademark).

― Jedmond, Monday, 26 January 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

builders square no longer exists.

― keith m (keithmcl), Monday, 26 January 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever, it's all capitalism....

― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Monday, 26 January 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Polly seconded
and Silly Love Songs (Paul McCartney)
and THAT STUPIS WHINY CHURCH SONG! (ewww, poor pathetic me, so sad that i]m soo lame, "wish i knew what were you looking for" give me the nail gun NOW

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 26 January 2004 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

jedmond i kiss you

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 26 January 2004 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

orbit otm re that fucking church song

― aleksandr supertramp (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 26 January 2004 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you Mullygrubber

― Jedmond, Monday, 26 January 2004 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm, i like later-church stuff more than their earlier stuff (including "under the milky way"). it used to be the other way 'round, but i like their "we've been discovered, we go from Australia to LA, but it's all a crock o' shit and america kinda sucks but we also kinda like las vegas" vibe on their starfish-and-after records more than the early stuff. but that's just me.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 26 January 2004 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Jay-Z's a self-proclaimed "thug" and all that, so why should it be a surprise that his raps are offensive? This ain't the Carpenters, for chrissakes....what do you expect?
-- alex in nyc (vassife...), October 8th, 2001.

― beekman, Monday, 26 January 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll stand by that.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 26 January 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Five words: "Chickity China the Chinese chicken"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 26 January 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounds like a nursery rhyme from hell. Never heard it. Spencer, why don't you hum a few bars?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 26 January 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Spencer, I smite you for reminding me of that song. It's one of those that can make me want to crawl into bed and writhe around violently, chew on my quilt, that sort of thing.

Also, that Santana and Nickelback guy collab -- AAAAAGHHH! I want to slice both of them up with Carlos' guitar strings like a big block of gouda!

― Clarke B., Monday, 26 January 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to hear Carlos Santana and Carlos Alomar collabo

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 26 January 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but only if there's time machines and David Bowie involved

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 26 January 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Time Machines, not Tin Machines.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 26 January 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...
For some reason,

hahahahaha!!!!!

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Alanis Morissette's "Ironic". (THOSE ARE NOT EXAMPLES OF IRONY!)
Hoobastank, anything. they suck.

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

gosh, i thought this was a pinefox thread

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think you understand irony, uh.

I don't think you do, either, amateur!st.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It should be pointed out that gangsta/thug rap only constitutes one sect of the entire rap genre, and that (not that you were, but in case you may have been, I don't know) equating it with the genre as a whole is like equating the epitome of metal to Slipknot.

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Erm, I don't understand irony because I think a song full of references to unfortunate coincidences and essentially Murphy's Law isn't full of references to "irony"?

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

irony or sarcasm?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

or intentional amusing hyberbole?

i understand them all!

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The Donnie Darko version of Mad World. It's so goddamned terrible, I want to fucking kill everyone involved with it.

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

No fucking way. that version of Mad World rules. Especially where it's placed in the movie. Gary Jule=\m/

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

That fucking, fucking Hoobastank song, "The Reason."

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent
Missy Elliot, Get Your Freak On
Blink 182, All the Small Things
Slipknot, Surfacing
the new Lacuna Coil song I just heard
Boys of Summer, Ataris

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

how ironic.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

judging by that statement, I'd say it's you who doesn't understand irony.

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

how ironic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

good god, you probably are playing Better Than Ezra right now

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what you mean.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

c:\RJG\RJGSBRAIN.exe

bad command or file name

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

what are better than ezra like?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Forgive my ire, perhaps I should be happy that you don't know them.

They were a mid 90's shitty pseudo-'alternative' rock group.

With that godawful song "Good".

and now I've gone and gotten it in my head.

God...damnit.

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, oh well.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The Hooters' "All You Zombies"

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002636.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

come to think of it, uh is completely on point about "ironic." those anecdotes aren't ironic at ALL. how come no one has ever mentioned this before?!?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot this is ILM. Pointing out Ironic isn't ironic is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1997.

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry for raining on yr wedding day!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

omgomgomgomgomg!

Hrm, let's see, this is ILM, so I need to do a few other things before I fit in.

*runs off to the store and buys 500 awful albums and 20 good ones*

*comes up with ubercool nickname

*thinks everything he says is incredibly fucking funny*

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

No fucking way. that version of Mad World rules. Especially where it's placed in the movie. Gary Jule=\m/
-- uh (enochsnowj...), May 5th, 2004.

Well the movie sucked too, but the song more so.

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG BEYONCE, BIRNTYE, N KIRSTINA ALL RULZ!

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

the movie ruled.

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh you just said that on the ILE Michael Moore thread!

Are you toggling back and forth, slapping down ILXers like moles?

(x-post - the "fucking funny" bit)

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno dude, sounds like you're three for three

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

well I tried playing whackamole with them but I couldn't find their heads.

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, uh came about in my reluctance to find a nickname, and then I realized hey, I might as well stick with the one I've used already so people know who is who here.

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Bjork - everything

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

R Kelly - World's Greatest
I hate everything about you - Puddle of Mudd?
Streets - everything

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

If you like, we could give you a nickname, like goatse.cx or something.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i like it, if not simply for the spewing bullshit connection

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever that goddamned current fake gotho evenessence single is where she whines with that pitiful monotone for what seems like 15 minutes, which I seem to hear on other people's radios at work 20 times a day.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Maroon 5: This Love. Another bubblegum piece of fluff where it's an obvious plus being treated like shit. Jeff Buckley and Moz' soulful whines did it better.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

R.I.P. Jeff

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Stellastar "My Coco"

Especially if the nailgun could shoot copies of Smashing Pumpkins CDs at them too

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate everything about you - Puddle of Mudd?
Do you mean the old Ugly Kid Joe song?
If so, I'll second that and dance myself right into the womb.
If not, I'd like to be the first person to mention Ugly Kid Joe's (I hate) everything about you and wonder if it's strange to dance so soon.

― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, all these posts and not one "Freebird." Put my vote in, then.

― mike a, Wednesday, 5 May 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Morrissey is soulful?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha Sundar, I was thinking that!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

eminem-my band

― CAss (CAss), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

J-Lo: that stupid dj play my song, song. Or Jenny from the block. Or anything she bothered with, ever.

Bad Religion--I Love My Computer. I like BR, but hate this song

― uh (eetface), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Man survives six nails driven into head

― Butter Leather, Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Serious.

"He says that he's very happy to be alive," said Dr. Rafael Quinonez, a neurosurgeon who removed the nails at Providence Holy Cross Medical Center. "And he promised to never bring his copy of the Hooters' Nervous Night into work again."

Hee.

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Builder survives nailgun accident

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40117000/jpg/_40117643_nailxray203.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 6 May 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
It's an easy target, but Pink Floyd - Sorrow. Not helped by the fact that it's PLEASE STOP NOW, PLEASE factor is spread out over nearly nine minutes.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Saturday, 12 August 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

And then they went and put it on their best of. Why, why, why?

― LC (Damian), Sunday, 13 August 2006 10:46 (nineteen years ago)

We Built This City on Rock and Roll
We Didn't Start The Fire
Anything Steve Perry has ever sung anywhere

― vacasmagras (vacasmagras), Sunday, 13 August 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

If only for what they're capable of, Mogwai - I Chose Horses was for me a moment of unparalleled "WTF are you DOING??? WTF?????".

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Sunday, 13 August 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

Any country song ever. I CAN'T FUCKING STAND country music!! And here in America that's all they ever play on the radio!!

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

what part of america do you live in, exactly?

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

ohio

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

there must be a S/D thread on country music somewhere.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

today i heard something by Of Montreal. it was about a fireman or summat. actually unlistenable.

― pscott (elwisty), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

are you sure it wasn't just an outback ad?

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

the first track on that newest Flaming Lips lp. excrutiating.

― nerve pylon (flat_of_angles), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

If you can make it past the first ten seconds it's got a pretty nifty chorus, to be fair.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

Any country song ever. I CAN'T FUCKING STAND country music!! And here in America that's all they ever play on the radio!!

Somehow, on a board called I Love Music, it seems shortsighted to dismiss an entire genre of music. You don't think that there's any country music out there that might appeal to you?

Oh, the topic? It's become less inescapable, but that "Big Yellow Taxi" cover drove me nuts. Also, the one time I heard Dead Eye Dick's "New Age Girl" I wanted to beat my head against the wall.

― clotpoll (Clotpoll), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

"Headstrong" by Trapt, because it's sooooooooooooooo horribly written ("OK, dudesky, what if I like, played my guitar to the notes you sing?!? Ch'yah...)

And "Do Wah Diddy, Diddy" I can't STAND!!!! Oh my GOD! And I'm shocked that no one's said Merzbow yet.

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

I'll trade you two Roll To Me's by Del Amitri for that Do Wah Diddy.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

My Humps - Black Eyed Peas.

Stupid. Stupid. Stooooopid.

― Sean Robison (yaratnam), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

Kelly Clarkson - although I don't actually wish her pain, I mean she comes across as a very nice girl, but her voice goes through my skull like she's attacking me with a rusty hacksaw. I just want her to stop. Please. Please. Oh and the lyrics piss me off too: "Beacuse of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk." Get one backbone woman.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

DMB's catalog 2nd'd.
a lot of radiohead does this to me, as well as the Beatles.

"All this hate, is that necessary? I mean this thread, is it necessary?"

d00d, if you can't hate, how can you love?!

― edde (edde), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

I understand criticism of the Beatles, but you're a moron if you dismiss their whole catalog. Seriously: a fucking moron.

Also, perhaps you are listening to the wrong country station, Mr. Snrub? Where in Ohio are you from? The ones around Cleveland blow, but there are some good stations further south in this sometimes-beautiful, mostly-godforsaken state.

― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

God, where to begin... Wolf Eyes, Art Brut, Xiu Xiu. Basically any indie rock that tries to use it's own obvious shortcomings as artistic selling points. Equating laziness with talent or vision should be a federal crime.

― darin (darin), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

"but you're a moron if you dismiss their whole catalog. Seriously: a fucking moron"

haha!!!
i've heard that before, and it's really funny you say that.
because basically, anyone who reacts that way is a "fucking moron" for not recognizing that people can have differing opinions about something. isn't it amazing that someone MIGHT not enjoy them????

regardless, i DO happen to like a SELECT FEW songs. but, that sentiment is really idiotic and simple-minded. there are plenty of other bands that i don't like they're entire catalog, care to list a fefw of yr faves there, tree?

― edde (edde), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Somehow, on a board called I Love Music, it seems shortsighted to dismiss an entire genre of music. You don't think that there's any country music out there that might appeal to you?

Oh, I like the old country! Y'know, Johnny Cash. Glen Campbell stuff. "Your Cheatin' Heart". "The Southern Oklahoma Cosmic Trigger Contest." But you never hear THAT on the radio, do you? DO YOU!?!?!

Also, perhaps you are listening to the wrong country station, Mr. Snrub? Where in Ohio are you from? The ones around Cleveland blow, but there are some good stations further south in this sometimes-beautiful, mostly-godforsaken state.

See, that's the problem. I live in Canton, and we get all the crappy Cleveland-area stations. And that's all my lameass brother and his girlfriend listen to and it drives me nuts!! "Austin" by Blake Shelton!! "If Nobody Believed in You" by Joe Nichols!! "She's Gonna Make It" by Garth Brooks!!

And yes, I realize that it's totally hypocritical of me to dismiss country music when my favorite song of the year is none other than that lovable hand-clappin' country romp, "Take Me Back To Your House" by Basement Jaxx, so please don't bother pointing that out.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)


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