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1. Urinated on pet store patron

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

2. Urinated in George's Briefcase

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

3. Messed on Living Room Rug

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

4. Drank out of the fishbowl

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

5. Scratched up door

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

6. Ate Thanksgiving turkey from table

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

7. Knocked over living room plant

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

8. Ate some CD-ROM's, and then shat out a VHS tape of the movie Porky's

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

wow.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 16 July 2006 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh i get it: a joke

― lf (lfam), Sunday, 16 July 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco otm

― lf (lfam), Sunday, 16 July 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

9. made the earth mover pop a motorcycle-type wheelie and drove it into Butte's main power line, leaving the city without electricity for several hours.

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 16 July 2006 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

10. lose at online Carcasonne, then play unpowered bass to songs on winamp

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 16 July 2006 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

11. Dance with street signs.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

12. Dirty dance with street signs.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

13. wake up, clothes on, lights on, above the sheets, no windows open, no AC on

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

14. 13.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

15. 14 but forgetting to sleep

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

13 but on the living room floor face down on a synthesizer

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

13b surrounded by empty White Castle boxes

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

13c w/mysterious injury

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

16 EAT FRENCH FRIES WITH NO KETCHUP

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

17 reach right into a bag that is clearly filled with broken glass

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

18. Take a poop in the girl's lavatory w/ the stall door swinging open just as a cuet girl walks by.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

19. Let yr girlfriend's head hit the sidewalk while watching folks play volleyball outside of the dorms.

(ah, college)

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

20. Roll out of a failed kegstand dismount to fall down two flights of stairs and wake up the next morning in bed with a girl with a moustache.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

21. drive

― lmaoborghini (eman), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

22. fight, fuck, mutter in sleep

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

23. fall out of a tree

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

24. wind up sitting in the lounge at rehab listening to angry shaky people singing 'imagine'.

― estela (estela), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

25. skinny dip

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

26. eat 36 slices of american cheese

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 July 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

25 roolz.

27. GROPE

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 17 July 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

(maybe don't put those two together, tho. actually, you know what, go right ahead)

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 17 July 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

28. listen to black sabbath
29. make out with awful people
30. puke onto subway tracks

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

31. treat our records with less than the respect they deserve

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

ian's #31 EXTREMELY otm.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

very OTM

31a. leave it spinning all night and next morning find stylus ground into powder

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

31b. girlfriend just made fun of me 5 mins ago about that and i read this thread

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

32. fall asleep in front of gas heater for two hours.

― finest quality internets beef (haitch), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

33. dispose of once-fine scarf on late-night walk home, after vomiting all over it.

― finest quality internets beef (haitch), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

33. order food, pass out before it arrives, awake to incoherent yet menacing swears left on voicemail by the night manager.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

35. think marzipan is a good idea

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

36. make awesome music that sounds awful the next day
37. grind teeth

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

38. go all-in on poker hand because "they can't tell I'm bluffing!!!".

― finest quality internets beef (haitch), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

39. lose mittens :(

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

40. smoke

― lmaoborghini (eman), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

36 & 39 both OTM

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

both 39s otm :/

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

wtf are you doing wearing mittens in the summer u nutcase

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

it doesn't say 'what we do when we drink in the summer' u fag

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

40. i eat things i find

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

you eat fongs you find

― finest quality internets beef (haitch), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

don't put it in yr mouth

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

41. so many regrettable phonecalls

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

42. become unbearably charming

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

43. http://static.flickr.com/42/118901232_246023a314.jpg?v=0

― MUCHO MACHO (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

44. Get tackled by friend we have poured beer on and badly mash up hand.
45. Piss off roof onto cars below.
46. Acquire the most mysterious injuries.
47. Vomit all over bathroom, passout.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

48. drunk amazon shopping cart

― finest quality internets beef (haitch), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

29 OTM

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

36b. Make historically awesome music, wake up the next morning to find you never actually pressed record.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

49. c0c41n3

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

50. make out with Carlos D

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, 29 has been topped my list a few too many times.

51. drink more

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

52. endearing / embarrassing displays of lechery
52a. initiate one-sided games of grab-ass
52b. shock female friends by playing boobie bongos
52c. invite strangers to sit on my face

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

53. Listen to [insert Wu-Tang song here] at neighbor-waking volumes on repeat for, like, forever.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

54. Talk too much

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

53 OTM

let's agree that these are ALL OTM!!!!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

55. go on the internet at 4am

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

55a. or after 3+ drinks, whenever

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

56. predictive text mistakes

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

57. high fives
58. make up funny tshirts

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

59. Puke in sinks and/or bushes.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

59. or off balconies/fire escapes

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

didn't one of you guys puke into a sock?

― MUCHO MACHO (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

It was me

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

smart wool, right?

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Tuesday, 18 July 2006 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

/jaymc

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Tuesday, 18 July 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

53 thirded

bring the muthafuckin ruckus

― dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

lyrically peform armed robbery

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

gimme da loot

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

low key like seashells

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

wrinklepaws gets deep like a baby seal

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

deep like a bag of hammers

― dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

60. (2 beer queer edition) make out in the pouring rain on houston st when there's a pefectly good apartment 2 blocks away

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

shouldn't that be on the happy face thread

61. fall asleep on the couch

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

why not both ian

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

62. RAEP SHIT

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

no one asks to be raeped

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

64. Punch perfectly functional synthesizer because it's infuriatingly "broken" when in fact it wasn't even plugged into the mixer.

65. Wake up to bizarre knob-shaped abrasions on knuckles.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

66. chat up friendly, cute DJ in Williamsburg (ok, just once so far)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

67. dress as jerkoff blogger

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

68. move to maryland

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

69. lick ice sculptures at wrap party for costner/kutcher movies
70. let friend wrap shirtless me in siran wrap and take polaroids
71. chew paper towels to little pieces b/c it's the only way i feel i can express how much i like friend's new song

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

72. play house show and try to lead audience in hardcore rendition of the alphabet

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

43b. http://i5.tinypic.com/20hadc4.jpg

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

73. get overexcited while playing gitar and put hole in wall with head.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

copious amounts of 49. never gonna sleep again.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Saturday, 22 July 2006 08:48 (nineteen years ago)

74. write long, sloppy, affectionate, uncomfortable email.
75. send same.
76. realize mistake, drink mroe.
77. write apology for long, sloppy, affectionate, uncomfortable email.
78. drink more.
79. realize email was accidentally addressed to your second cousin.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Saturday, 22 July 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

smoke otm.

80. bowl a 54

― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 22 July 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

ok i've bowled half that not even drunk :(

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 22 July 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

nay, a third of that

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 22 July 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

81. try to steal a bagel from a film production's craft services table but get "caught"
82. lie down on sidewalk to talk to feral cat

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 22 July 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

someone brought me a bottle of HPNOTIQ for my birthday party last night & i drank it all. :( :(

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 22 July 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

yes, but what did you DO?

and HPAAPY BRITHDAY!!

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Saturday, 22 July 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

i will probably have 80whatever and whatever tomorrow. i have this feeling about tonight. and this feeling about gin.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Saturday, 22 July 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

also, i just drank some strong coffee and cut a skirt into a mini skirt (b/c fuck a knee-length right now.)

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Saturday, 22 July 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

HAWT

― Mike Hawk (jaxon), Saturday, 22 July 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

83. drunk call your husband (me) at 3am from vegas on a bachelorette party with 10 chix screaming crazy shit. wtf woman!

― Mike Hawk (jaxon), Saturday, 22 July 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

i have this feeling about tonight. and this feeling about gin.

rrrobs, you are my kinda lady!! pls to come drink gin with me some time!

― a mellow and sorrowful musical tapestry that is, for lack of a better term, (teh, Saturday, 22 July 2006 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

84. go swimming

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 23 July 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

85. drown

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Sunday, 23 July 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

86. dj old school glam metal night

87. 3am bike rides filled with yelling at trees

― kephm (kephm), Sunday, 23 July 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

88. watch horrible movies involving boondocks and/or saints

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 July 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

i just peed on my feet. and i'm in love with faith hill.

-- scott seward (skotro...), July 21st, 2006. (scott seward)

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 23 July 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

.89 go to jail and make new friends
.90 post on here

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Sunday, 23 July 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

91. totally accidentyl kinda took mushrooms and walked friend home who was "issues' and it was fine though! and now am on phone and is good :) yaaay! skirt = good too. am in love with friend's friend, agh, oh well!

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 23 July 2006 07:57 (nineteen years ago)

they made me go to a bar where there was raggea music WTF??ihateyou! but then we left and there was nature.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 23 July 2006 07:58 (nineteen years ago)

wish i was not in love with friend's friend though. WILL NOT WRITE HIM EMAMIL NOOOO>

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 23 July 2006 07:59 (nineteen years ago)

this isn't even about drinking. need other thred.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:00 (nineteen years ago)

frick. i'm goign to go water my friend's plants. (it is a task that she has designated me for. now is as good a time as any. plants.)

THINGS.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:20 (nineteen years ago)

92. get coerced into going to AZN club!!! omg. so many short skirts and booty shorts (i was one of 5 white dudes). and one chick kept dancing on platform and fell off not once, but twice. chill the fuck out dumb bitch.

that took like 10 minutes to type.

― Mike Hawk (jaxon), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:36 (nineteen years ago)

haha

i am going to take pictures of bikes

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

plants were watered enough

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/63/196028471_31e35aa49b_o.jpg

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http://static.flickr.com/64/196028473_40b76536b2_o.jpg

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 23 July 2006 10:03 (nineteen years ago)

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― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 23 July 2006 10:09 (nineteen years ago)

eesh. but anyway. more numbering.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 23 July 2006 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Sunday, 23 July 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

didn't i just post something on this thread? it disappeared!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 23 July 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh maybe i am hungry and never clicked submit. it was not important anyway.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 23 July 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

robyn on mushrooms is a treat!

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Sunday, 23 July 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

"totally accidentyl" !

― dmr (Renard), Sunday, 23 July 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

93. apparently i was so drunk last night the woman called at 4.45am from vegas last night on both the cell and land (and left a message) and i slept through all of it.

― Mike Hawk (jaxon), Monday, 24 July 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

94. and apparently she was so drunk she thought it was ok to call me at 4.45am

― Mike Hawk (jaxon), Monday, 24 July 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

95. yeah, ingest serious hallucinogens like they aren't real, like they are candy. which they are not, despite being fun like candy, but for six hours.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Monday, 24 July 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

96. not get the deal with the bike images
97. fall in love with a beautiful girl who you hope calls you again

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 July 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

something like 97 but no hope

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 24 July 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

at least i drinked

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 24 July 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

AWWWW
2xpost

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 24 July 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

she didn't want to kiss me more because she has a cold, but a l'il peck was enough anyways.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 July 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

that is a good feeling when a peck is enough :)

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 24 July 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

TMI
M
I

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 24 July 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

both of you

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 24 July 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

98. fail

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Monday, 24 July 2006 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

99. turn red

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Monday, 24 July 2006 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

"candy" that tastes like the inside of a cow's ass

100. Only put in one earplug.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 24 July 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

haitch, u azn?

― Mike Hawk (jaxon), Monday, 24 July 2006 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

no, just very pale!

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Monday, 24 July 2006 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, mr. "i slept with 32.82 women the other night" cVttl3r!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 July 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't post that on the internet, jagoff

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

just don't use the phrase "l'il peck" ever again

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha, killjoy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

l'il peck and the eastside boyz

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

this thread always makes me think of this:

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/c2/c10806.jpg

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 24 July 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

whoa, cutz... details plz!!!

I need to dig up the erotic story that I turned up in as a supporting character.

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 24 July 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

According to my roommate, one night last week (Thursday maybe?) I passed out drunk on our couch and was shouting in my sleep ("WE'VE GOT TO KEEP THEM IN THE WALLS, THAT WAY WE STILL HAVE THE ADVANTAGE") and got up and peed for a minute and a half EYES CLOSED on a beanbag chair in the middle of the tv room. Apparently the ass-indentation provided a proper bowl shape such that none spilled over onto the rug.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 19 September 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

we have a winner

― autovac (autovac), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

drunk sleepeeing

― Songbirds of Darker Florida (cprek), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahah

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

I think I drank last night:

.5 pitcher of sangria, 2 pints, 1/3 pitcher of beer, gin and tonic, whiskey shot, pint, gin and tonic

PLEASE TO CONFIRM THERESA

― rock u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

What number was the white powder, again? Eurgh.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

― rock u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

1something. Find out the hard way new meds cause weird metabolizing of alcohol, resulting in illness very similar to being slipped a fucking roofie. Incapable of doing nothing more than convulsing and hurting, enjoyed listening to some chick talk major shit about me for like an hour.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

HAPPIER NOTE: get told "I love dancing with you because you obviously learned how to dance from black people."

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

i don't remember you drinking the last gin + tonic (i thought it was all beer, but maybe not) but it evens us out as far as # of drinks and is pretty close with my list, which is:

1/2 pitcher sangira, 1 pint, 1/3 pitcher beer, 1 g+t, 1 shot jameson, 2 g+ts

and NO JACKETS :( :( :(

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

casiotone for the painfully alone - "new years kiss"

"woke up with fingers crossed
in a boy's bed with your pants off
after polite declines of coffee and toast
walked home in last night's clothes"

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

104. [I WOULD LIKE TO NOT GET FIRED]

― davina q (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i should probably self-controversial moderator edit that

― davina q (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

105. ride the north wind down to see kathleen

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

106. See 9/24/06: September soundtrack

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 25 September 2006 08:38 (nineteen years ago)

107. dance w/wife to band covering Beyonce @ friend's wedding. see also: flirting w/cute tatooed bridesmaids 20 years younger than me.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 25 September 2006 10:13 (nineteen years ago)

wow i just did 105 last night!

Apparently the ass-indentation provided a proper bowl shape such that none spilled over onto the rug.

do i really want to know how this was cleaned up?

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

very carefully

― DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

anteater

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

SPURP!

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

108. a week point five ago went to ballgame with work. went to bars after. i wasn't getting drunk so when shots were served i threw back a gaggle. left bar at seven pm to meet up with folks. walked one block, turned corner and proceeded to walk and puke (never stopping, just turning head to side) for the entire length of the block. as soon as block was over, felt fine but still drunk. walked six blocks home to take a twenty minute nap until wife or friends called me to meet up with them. slept through four hundred phone calls. one call even on home phone with answering machine screaming: "WAKE UP, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

109. talk to tehresa about drug use among siblings

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

ohgod, that being really drunk/stoned but not feeling really drunk/stoned is maybe the worst. that might've been my problem friday night, now that i think about it. not good.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

110. ate a potato

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

-- jaxon (jaso...), Yesterday 6:31 PM. (jaxon)

you forgot the part when you called and professed your love to me.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

111. Watched an entire season of Grey's Anatomy :/

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

112. (subconsciously?) step on (roommate's) hard drive containing many seasons of Frasier episodes

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

finish the job, and pee on it

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

113. bought a chicken wing off a homeless woman who was eating a bunch of them piled on rice

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

jon did you at least cook it first??

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

chicken wing thing = gangsta

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

i thought you said you were going home to eat CHEESE! roffleesss

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

113. is the most disgusting thing i've ever heard of.

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

you forgot the part when you called and professed your love to me.

i kinda remember calling you, but being drunk and having a shitty phone, i said something like "alright, i'm drunk and i can't hear you, so shut the fuck up and i'll do the talking"

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

114. EMAIL/MYSPACE MSG GIRLS I HAVE CRUSHES ON

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

115. tag myspace profiles of girls i have crushes on with "stalking" ^_^

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

TAGGIN ALL OVER UR PROFILE

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

Once my buddy called me from Asheville NC so a homeless man who was trying to sell him some wings would leave me a voicemail - a voicemail message wherein said homeless guy sang "Paradise City" for 4 minutes straight, building in intensity to a throat-rattling finale. As he was handing the phone back to bro, you could hear him saying "so what's up man are you gonna buy these wings or what?".

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

to be fair, i hadn't eaten anything that night, was drunk out of my mind, and her chinese restaraunt styrofoam container was still piping hot steam

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

to be fair, your stomach probably has scabies now.

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT ABOUT HERRR FINGERS THO?

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

jaxon i did the walk-and-puke once with a "new friend"!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

anyone who has yet to puke during sex just needs to sit the fuck down

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

cross reference with dirt bag style

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

strongo: did i ever tell you
strongo: that the girl in sexpuke/cheesefry story
strongo: was [LONGTIME ILXOR]'s college roommate!
strongo: my jaw went through the floor when i heard that
trife: luckily she'd seen a jaw drop that low plenty of times when living with [XXXXX].

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

0_o

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

sepukka cheesefry story

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

sexpuke/cheesefry story was actually the first title for the timberlake album

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www-atdp.berkeley.edu/Studentpages/nselby/t_111_pinkeyepuke.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Vic: also no more asking tehrza if she would fuck a whale
Jon: what!
Jon: i did??
Vic: roffle
Jon: oh noes!@

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

116. smoking a thousand cigarettes. ugh. i feel like shit.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

117. left cigarettes on the bar? i bought a pack and they're gone and my lungs tell me i didn't smoke them.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

118. sleep for 14 HOURS the next day. omg ugh.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

119. http://www.vvork.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/kueche1.JPG

MAKE TOO MUCH PASTA

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

is that from the newest matthew barney film?

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

120. call it an installation
xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

i like it though
http://www.vvork.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Bild%2031.jpg

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

i would kill for a kitchen (or bedroom for that matter) that size.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

118. sleep for 14 HOURS the next day. omg ugh.

i think otto has you beat on that one.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

you were both pretty douchey last night
xxxxxxxxposts

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

121. i said some mean things about my friend's Druid in WoW

― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

122. eat bread

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

123. fight girls, and lose

― capt thinking (Pablo A), Saturday, 30 September 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

124. what the fuck, why i am at home right now??

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 30 September 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

125. walk into a wall on a bridge, wake up with massive bruise on shoulder

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

126. leave AIM on all night and wake up to 10 people asking "why are you still awake??" why are YOU

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:20 (nineteen years ago)

brocaine u fag

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

ugh i was briefly at "rock club's 'dance' night" last night and saw some guy who looked about 12 do about 400 bumps in a row in the bathroom. dude think about the future.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

126. leave AIM on all night and wake up to 10 people asking "why are you still awake??" why are YOU

-- boo berry (wt...), September 30th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link) (admin)

jon actually pointed out that you were online around 4 or 5 am last night! he was one of those messagers, wasn't he?

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

he was! i came home and ate a sandwich and promptly passed out on my couch

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

127. wake up in the back of someone's car, with bloody knuckles :/

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 30 September 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

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