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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Pundneb (gabbneb)	4
tax-on-gas (Paul Tsongas)	3
ShrillRod (Hillary Clinton)	3
Poppy Twit (George H.W. Bush)	2
Rodham (Hillary Clinton)	2
the O-Man (Barack Obama)	2
General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton)	2
Gabby (gabbneb)	1
The Saint (Barack Obama)	1
Mme Rodham (Hillary Clinton)	0
Bubba (Bill Clinton)	0
Mouthbreather Matthews (Chris Matthews)	0
Bloomie (Michael Bloomberg)	0
Harry "Corleone" Reid (Harry Reid)	0
Hil (Hillary Clinton)	0
Hill-Rod (Hillary Clinton)	0
McBickle (John McCain)	0
The Rod (Hillary Clinton)	0
Shrill (Hillary Clinton)	0
McNasty (John McCain)	0

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

and twat

― max, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

I enjoy the sneering simplicity of "Rodham," personally

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

Pundneb has a certain Nabokovian flair. </ponce>

― David R., Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

don't know whether to go for the compound nickname "ShrillRod" or the pugilist connotations of "Mouthbreather Matthews"

― I DIED, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

McBickle reference to ??

http://images.motortrend.com/features/consumer/112_0710_09z+ferrari_secret_history+taxi_driver_de_niro.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

ja, krazee Viet vets y'know

I DIED's attention scaring me.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

also, he forgot Billy Blythe.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

^^ that's my fave!

― gff, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Harry "Corleone" Reid (Harry Reid)

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 May 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

I hear all of these in my head in an empatic, overenunciated radio pundit voice like Limbaugh or that guy at the McCain rally who kept saying "Barack HUSSEIN Obama".

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

paul tsgongas has been dead for years, leave his corpse alone!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

poppy twit's making me giggle

― tehresa, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

* Demoncans and Republicrats
* Jorge Bush (George W. Bush)
* Juan McCain (John McCain)
* Hillary Rotten Clinton (Hillary Rodham Clinton)
* Mike Hucksterbee (Mike Huckabee)
* Jesse 'High' Jackson (Jesse Jackson)
* Al Sharp-tongue (Al Sharpton)
* San Fran-Sicko (San Francisco)
* Sean Vanity (Sean Hannity)
* The Leprachaun (Bill O'Reilly)
* Janet Sterno (Janet Reno)
* Madeleine Half-bright (Madeleine Albright)
* Hush Pimbaugh (Rush Limbaugh)
* The Golfer (Rush Limbaugh)
* The Wall Banger (Sean Hannity)

― and what, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

* The Wall Banger (Sean Hannity)

WTF is the story behind that one?

― David R., Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

i'm positive i saw the post call a-rod "shrillrod" once

― omar little, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

* Demoncans

http://www.impawards.com/1967/posters/bedazzled.jpg

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

paul taxongas was a Limbaugh quote, not of my origin

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

you mean good ol' Hush Pimbaugh?

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

and twat

-- max, Thursday, 8 May 2008 17:05 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Friday, 9 May 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (gonzo hyperbole >>> cute puns)

― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 10 May 2008 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Saturday, 10 May 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

In a way, they're all winners.

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 10 May 2008 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

inaccurate, distorted poll

― Dr Morbius, Sunday, 11 May 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

what's the official Obama nickname gonna be?

― velko, Friday, 31 October 2008 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

The One
BAM
Lincoln II
Bill Clinton II
Our Hero

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 31 October 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

― velko, Friday, 31 October 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

Bill Clinton II is just mean

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 31 October 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

baloomps orblama

― Edward III, Friday, 31 October 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

why do people do this

― horrible (harbl), Friday, 31 October 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

Obamacist in Chief

― I DIED, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

BARACK-STARR
JUST AND GOOD EMPEROR OF PLANET THREE IN THE SOL SYSTEM

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

Obamacist in Chief

No. As with Jesus, the greater problem is with some of his followers.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

baracko

― Edward III, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

^ courtesy joe biden ^

― Edward III, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

as much as I look forward to an obama presidency, a biden vice-presidency will surely promise a cornucopia of malapropism

― Edward III, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

yah but it will be malaprops i can believe in

― good luck usa (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

Bill Clinton II is just mean

Rahm Emanuel and John Podesta are making it the morning-book favorite.

also may try out "The Change Hustler"

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 6 November 2008 14:35 (seventeen years ago)

or Reagan for Liberals

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

I think he should hire Bill Clinton as President

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

I'm glad you've finally changed yr name, lil cumstain

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, December 16, 2008 11:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

*sniff*

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

the littlest cumstain: a christmas miracle

― uncle tombot (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.johnnyr.com/images/ncp2008-12-08.gif

― uncle tombot (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

stfu forever and stay off I Love Baseball slobknob

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, February 5, 2009 12:23 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

lool

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

he called me a gay

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

Even as pols go, does anyone doubt that Ojesus and Shrillary intensely dislike each other? as do their organizations? If faking authenticity is key, that ticket would be a nightmare.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 7:17 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:33 (seventeen years ago)

osheila

― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 17:36 (seventeen years ago)

didn't know morbs worked in banner ad marketing

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CLmyi7zx3LTpFBDYBRhPMgia5TaqDm8c6Q

― eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

no more slander plz

however...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

didn't know morbs worked in banner ad marketing

― eman, Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:54 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.rascalscooters.com/images/landing/acw1006.jpg

― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

no more slander plz

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:56 PM

http://sayunclesam.com/images/sayunclesaddamfinished_81w2.jpg

― eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

morbs how have you not used "B.O." yet?

― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

osheila

― and what, Thursday, February 5, 2009 12:36 PM

― am0n, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.mishkanyc.com/item/morbius-bootleg

― dmr, Sunday, 28 February 2010 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

I think you guys can worry about somebody besides Caribou Barbie in '12

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 8:13 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^ a worthy addition imo

― jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

that one is fucking inspired imo

― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:02 (sixteen years ago)

yeah it really is

― jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:03 (sixteen years ago)

Poppy Twit (George H.W. Bush)

this is seriously the cutest nickname ever

― jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:03 (sixteen years ago)

pretty sure I'd heard Caribou Barbie elsewhere during the 08 cycle

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

It's a good gay cruising name.

― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:09 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah Caribou Barbie was coined by a few writers during the 08 campaign I think.

I'd totally believe that Morbius coined "gaydar" though.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:17 (sixteen years ago)

pretty popular name for palin, was used in snl skit, sub-morbs

― jeff, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:45 (sixteen years ago)

Bam & the Dems

like the ring of this in a punk band style way

― J0rdan S., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

I'd totally believe that Morbius coined "gaydar" though.

haha sorta otm

― iatee, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

Bam & the Dems

like the ring of this in a punk band style way

― J0rdan S., Friday, May 21, 2010 4:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dem and the Holobams

― max, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

say what up to u Bams and Dem

― sveltko (k3vin k.), Friday, 21 May 2010 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

lots of lols coming

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:08 (sixteen years ago)

lol kevin

― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

supply and dem-bam-d

― max, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:37 (sixteen years ago)

I'd totally believe that Morbius coined "gaydar" though.

I'd like to coin you, Matt, if u knowhuttimean

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 May 2010 00:54 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

Oprah = Orcah

― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

Rodham wuz robbed

― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

although I do appreciate that gabbneb was the only ILXor on this list (twice!!)

― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

Blowjob Billy

― wavy g. wavegarten (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

Bam's reelection strategy is same as Blowjob Billy's: To govern like a Republican who doesn't talk like a crazy person.

― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius)

xpost lol!

― buzza, Monday, 28 March 2011 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sure you guys know that I'm just tossin up softballs for you

― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

you may also be underestimating that Rombama are equally contemptible. Except Mittens hasn't actually outdone Dubya on police statism yet.

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, October 22, 2011 8:05 PM (3 minutes ago)

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

yeah we're gonna have to start collecting these for the 2012 version of this poll

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton) 2

robbed

― mid-song laughing elvis (schlump), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

also, he forgot Billy Blythe.

― Dr Morbius

^^ that's my fave!

― gff

― buzza, Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

mcnasty really got shafted here

― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

mcnasty was mccain's well known high school nickname iirc

― some dude, Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

so, this 'fire drill' was to get Bush III into the Leno show for his interview?

― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 26, 2011 11:47 AM

― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

really can't argue with the winner here

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

yeah.

dr. m called me "Your Smugness" about a week ago, which made me laugh out loud.

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

pundneb is hilarious

― lol waggoner (am0n), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:13 (fourteen years ago)

i always read it as "puddneb"

― buzza, Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:23 (fourteen years ago)

General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton)

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

also equating my Don't Vote for Obamdum = Vote for Romnee is exceptional toolism

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius)

― buzza, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

W and Billy were sockpuppets, as is Hopey

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, April 17, 2012

― buzza, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/hopeyhey.jpg

― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

Adolf Giuliani

― buzza, Friday, 2 November 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

as much as I look forward to an obama presidency, a biden vice-presidency will surely promise a cornucopia of malapropism

― Edward III, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 11:25 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 November 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

i was gonna bump this thread for something the other day, i forget what for now

― all mods con (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 November 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

oh, the deadline for requesting paper was in December.

If it gets Moonrise or even The Master into BP ahead of Argo and Les Shiz, OK.

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 2, 2013 2:24 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― some dude, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

Les Shiz is pretty good!

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 3 January 2013 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

best nick has gotta be Bubba.

Fuck the Clintons, however. I'm Green (except for Bam Love).

^^ this is sure to infuriate the Dr. (Morbz).

― boy_slayer, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:00 (thirteen years ago)

tbh i'd be surprised if morbs bothered being infuriated with you

― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:03 (thirteen years ago)

so would i, actually. i guess i'd be flattered if he did.

― boy_slayer, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:12 (thirteen years ago)

are we friends, mookieproof?

― boy_slayer, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:14 (thirteen years ago)

"bubba" is the oldest and most famous of the several nicknames itt that morbz did not originate

― some dude, Thursday, 3 January 2013 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

I used "Mittbama" elsewhere today

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

It's no Bittch Omamney.

― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

is that what RuPaul called Milton Berle?

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

I think she called him MilBe.

― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 January 2013 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

gabby
gabbknob
pundneb
slobknob
Slobknobodan Gabbnebovich

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

spudd neb

― am0n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

eight months pass...

I might almost be willing to root for St Loo, teeth clenched, if the fans dropped the "class" act and adopted my chant:

Dickdickdicktorino
dick dick dick

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, October 21, 2013 12:02 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 21 October 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

google Dicktorino sometime... u guys are really oblivious to common nicknames for a CYBERGENERATION!

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

I did not think you invented the nickname "Dicktorino."

― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 21 October 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)

Bill Clinton II is just mean

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, October 31, 2008

omg way too optimistic

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2013 19:43 (twelve years ago)

also equating my Don't Vote for Obamdum = Vote for Romnee is exceptional toolism

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius)

― buzza, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:24 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this pronounced "O bombed 'em"?

― slam dunk, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 06:31 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

It's Pat invites Talking Yam to sue him

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/17/politics/ted-cruz-donald-trump-marco-rubio-south-carolina/index.html

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 17, 2016 2:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― crüt, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:25 (ten years ago)

lmao

― nomar, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:31 (ten years ago)

TY is not mine, to be clear

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:32 (ten years ago)

four years pass...

some choice content from the good Dr here

― buzza, Thursday, 22 October 2020 07:43 (five years ago)

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