the best wee league in the world SPFL 21/22

joe hart will be on dis ting

continued on from can't think of a good title: SPFL 2020/2021

When I look at Celtic - which I try to avoid tbh - I just see Le Guen-era Rangers.

shhh

don't think we have any chance in the league this season. dont mind ange as far as i can tell - like him bamming up the press - but i feel he's on a hiding to nothing as there was too much of a rebuild needed.

feels funny to be happy that joe hart has signed for us. always thought he was a hugely overrated big haddy and a bit of a dick - love him now of course - but he's such a huge improvement over what we had.

james mccarthy signing almost pissed me off, should've signed him over a decade ago, when he was playing for hamilton, cunts a tim from castlemilk ffs.

i seem to remember we didn't take on mccarthy as a youth because he was too wee. which also boils the blood. neanderthal scottish football men

sound of the summer

Wit have I just listened to pic.twitter.com/lLa3etyrDL

— JayMcf (@jaymcfall67) July 25, 2021

hahahaha

Pretty good results for Scottish teams so far - Hibs could do with a goal though.

... but not for the other team.

Some result for the saints

I’m delighted. A tiny tinge of disappointment we conceded. Looking forward to next week.

fuck! that was rough. celtic all at sea really until edouard came on. massive result against a quality outfit

mad transfer window for celtic. big rebuild.

got rid of a couple of my bete noirs in hendry and christie.

french eddy the eagle (sorry)

kinda feel there's no way giakoumakis is any good

not often Celtic and rangers drop points on the same day. although Celtic not winning away is getting to be quite a predictable occurrence.

the dom debacle round parkhead way points to more banter years to come.

there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung

Progressed from embarrassing themselves in the Champions League to embarrassing themselves in the Europa League.

Worst thing is that this isn't remotely surprising

kyogo 🙏

back to CP tonight - looking forward to maybe seeing giakoumakis, hatate, and maeda in the starting line up

hatate is a pler

should have brought ramsey on

https://cdn-s3.allmusic.com/release-covers/400/0001/276/0001276820.jpg

Always wary of false dawns of new messiahs, but Hatate looks the absolute business.

that felt magic yesterday. didn't even manage to watch it (was working) but just checking the score and then watching the highlights were a joy.

still buzzing really. even found myself enjoying an oasis song earlier

lots more games to go though

aye, can either be "that was the night we won the league" or "mind that good game we beat the huns in that shite season"

So, as per fucking usual, Celtic are going to have to beat Rangers on their own as none of these other numpties are up to the task.

hearts looked pretty good in both second halves against celtic (at parkhead and tynecastle) - can rarely rely on them to do a job against the rangers II though

celtic just need to take it one game at a time - still think they'll drop more points. thankfully getting a bit more depth back for the bench - some finds this year in CCV, jota, o'riley, hatate, kyogo, jura and the new firmware updates we signed for rogic and bitton

there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung
― Qamon (||||||||), Thursday, September 30, 2021 8:40 PM (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink

he's been playing well recently (dundee utd game notwithstanding)

Giakoumskis is good only because his is one of the names it's just fun to hear in a Scottish accent on Sportscene.

See also Baningime (pronounced to rhyme with thingummy) and JakAlnwick (all one word).

some amazing accidental partridge this week in the cinch

Get this celebration in the next FIFA pic.twitter.com/PrMBCojHSW

— Nat Quail (@DrNatQuail) February 10, 2022

am no greetin', ur greetin'

💚pic.twitter.com/vl5Wvhx5lZ

— The Celtic Way (@celticway1888) May 14, 2022

Well, that was a season that happened. We were economical with goals this season, just as well we saved them all for tonight just to be on the safe side.

Nothing short of another 9-0 will satisfy me.

we want 9

I'll settle for Morelos being sent off in disgrace... again.

Watching this Rangers team I have no idea how they've managed all these good results in Europe, they are total dogshit.

it is a mystery

That touch and finish from Jota were excellent.

Huns go absolutely mental as Dundee United sing 🎤🎶Lizzy's in a box 🎶🎤 as the minute silence was meant to be happening 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/AHINFDpoTC

— Michael Fagan's Fenian Army🍀✊️🇮🇪 (@TrebleKings67) September 17, 2022

nice!

Awesome. I'm not that surprised though, Dundee has always been fairly free of Orange bastards, unusually for Scotland. They're more into Tangerine than Orange... apart from the marmalade, of course.

Can someone please put me out of my misery and tell me what tune "Lizzy's In A Box" is sung to, because it isn't "Living In A Box" but it's something really famous which I must have heard thousands of times and it's driving me crazy.

KC & the Sunshine Band - Give It Up, innit?

Easter Road today.

Go on the originals😎 pic.twitter.com/UqZnp3Xmji

— Duffy (@AidanDuffy07) September 17, 2022

xp thank you! I was singing the na-na-na-na-na-na bit, but the new lyrics had completely wiped the original from my brain

Van Bronckhorst out.

Tom D.: Plz share your thoughts on Cameron Carter-Vickers. Imo he did not get enough playing time for the USA in Qatar and I just learned he's Celtic's captain, which surprised me.

He seems a pretty solid player to me.

wtf

what the actual fuck

what is this season

I just...this fucking season

Insane.

Not only but also Rangers 1 Hibs 2

hibs win, motherwell loss makes the hibs motherwell game a tasty sideplot for last european slot

It's all happening.

not convinced it’s a pen but I 100% think the maeda one is so it evens out

del’s raging about the pen

charliemulgrew.jpg

No wonder Rangers cheated for years this feels class

— Rikos (@Rikos67_) May 13, 2026

It doesn't look like a penalty even in slow motion but when you freeze frame it kind of does? The VAR officials have more camera angles though.

It's exactly the kind of pishy penalty given after multiple VAR views and I suspect wouldn't be getting this much bollocks spouted about unfairness if it had happened in the 64th rather than he 94th minute. Them's the breaks.

They'll beat us on Saturday.

Absolutely loving the pivot to how Celtic have apparently become the establishment team that the refs all fall over themselves to give penalties to. Mind when *we* were the paranoid ones?

Hugh Dallas' son and John Beaton, notorious Tims.

dan hodges has weighed in, fully expect SKSKC to give his view soon

worst thing about all the drama this season is it means having to regularly listen to english football fans takes on scottish football

I'd honestly rather Hearts won on Saturday than listen to any more hot takes from folk who think supporting a shite wee team gives them some sort of moral high ground. It's absolutely unbearable on my social media feeds just now.

My prediction is Celtic will win the league and then lose to Dunfermline in the cup.

… and lennon gets the celtic job in the hampden showers

civil war brewing at ibrox as tav calls rohl a liar on instagram and a bunch of current players like the post. lovely stuff

dae it for araujo

outstanding tifo that

Camera flashed on a Celtic fan in the crowd wearing a Vatican City bucket hat. A bit much, no?

This is absolutely dire, it's like Junior Football.

whytf are we not marking the best finisher in the league at a corner

G'wan Jambos

celtic have been outplayed so far

Hearts have been shit too though. Dreadful game.

Why do I always think Engels is shit at penalties?

My nerves are shot to bits here.

aaarrrgh

Jesus wept, I actually cannot breathe here. An absolute bawhair of a decision is gonna have the tinfoil hats out as far as the eye can see. GIRFUY.

thank fuck we didn’t need to win by three

What an absolute farce of an ending to a mental season

statue for MON

Insanity. At 1-1 I wouldn't have cared if Hearts had won the title but, after soberly reflecting for a nanosecond, fuck Shankland and that wee rat McInnes.

Should have been a treble this year!

tony bloom said he wanted to win the title within ten years. he came within 8 minutes of it in his first season. we’re just in the foothills of this, I think

Aye, if Nancy hadn't been in charge, we'd have romped that final. Aberdeen also probably wouldn't have nabbed Stephen Robinson and everything could have been well different.

xpost

outcome never in doubt

does it not get boring tho

Boring is the last thing this season has been, I've aged 10 years.

give him the job. we might do something again in europe fs

Interesting photo the BBC has chosen to accompany a discussion on whether Robbie Keane is likely to be the next Celtic manager.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/800/cpsprodpb/107b/live/ee935c80-5832-11f1-8df1-478734c7d1a9.jpg.webp

Didn't even realize Scotland are playing Curacao today and Curacao are managed by that little prick, Advocaat.

Dick Advocaat is a Dutch euphemism for cum

LOL Curacao 1-0. McKenna is about a stone overweight and has a top speed of about 2 mph.

Good to see Carlos Valderama getting a gig and a goal for Curacao. Yon lad who lamped Hickey was an absolute bruiser, can see him up front with Shankland at Rangers next season.

Darren Fletcher's son looks exactly like a wee Darren Fletcher. Also making me feel about a hunner years old.

Also why does everyone have shitty facial hair?

Chong is literally the only player in the Curacao WC squad who was born in Curacao, that's got to be some kind of record. Even Ireland had more Irish born players (joke).