being in love is retarded and the most dumbass move a human can make

When you make love, do you look in the mirror?
Who do you think of?
Does he look like me?
Do you tell lies?
And say that it's forever?
Do you think twice, or just touch'n'see?
Ooh babe
Ooh yeah
When you're alone, do you let go?
Are you wild'n'willin or is it just for show?
Ooh C'mon

I don't wanna touch you too much baby
'Cos making love to you might drive me crazy
I know you think that love is the way you make it
So I don't wanna be there when you decide to break it
No!

Chorus
(Love bites, love bleeds)
It's bringin' me to my knees
(Love lives, love dies)
It's no surprise
(Love begs, love pleads)
It's what I need

When I'm with you, are you somewhere else?
Am I gettin' thru or do you please yourself?
When you wake up, will you walk out?
It can't be love if you throw it about
Ooh babe

I don't wanna touch you too much baby
'Cos making love to you might drive me crazy
Oh

Chorus
(Love bites, love bleeds)
It's bringin' me to my knees
(Love lives, love dies)
It's no surprise
(Love begs, love pleads)
It's what I need

Oh yeah!

I don't wanna touch you too much baby
'Cos making love to you might drive me crazy
I know you think that love is the way you make it
So I don't wanna be there when you decide to break it
No!

(Love bites, love bleeds)
It's bringin' me to my knees
(Love lives, love dies)

(Love bites, love bleeds)
It's bringin' me to my knees
(Love lives, love dies)
It's no surprise
(Love begs, love pleads)
It's what I need

If you've got love in your sights
Watch out, love bites
Yes it does
Bloody Hell

"Love crops up quite a lot as something to sing about,
cos most groups make most of their songs about falling in love
or how happy they are to be in love,
you occasionally wonder why these groups do sing about it all the time -
it's because these groups think there's something very special about it
either that or else it's because everybody else sings about it and always has,
you know to burst into song you have to be inspired
and nothing inspires quite like love.

These groups and singers think that they appeal to everyone
by singing about love because apparently everyone has or can love
or so they would have you believe anyway
but these groups seem to go along with what, the belief
that love is deep in everyone's personality.
I don't think we're saying there's anything wrong with love,
we just don't think that what goes on between two people
should be shrouded with mystery."

Love'll get you like a case of anthrax
And that's something I don't want to catch
Love'll get you like a case of anthrax
And that's something I don't want to catch

x-post KUDSON'S JUST CRANBERRY AW HELL NAW

she met him 1980 in a school disco
he kissed her for the first time on the last bus home
he said "you be DEBBIE HARRY, i'll be JOEY RAMONE"

she saw shooting stars flash by
the moon exploded in the sky
her heart flipped when they kissed
star dust on her lips
SPECIAL VAT in the dark
getting pissed in the park
she's in love, she's in love

and when they walked down town all the people would stare
they used to laugh at her clothes and the colour of her hair
she was 17 and she didn't care
cos baby's gonna take her everywhere

cos he said they'd live in new york
and the stars would be their own
she was DEBBIE HARRY
he was JOEY RAMONE

yeah he said they'd live in new york
and the stars would be their own
cos she was DEBBIE HARRY
he was JOEY, he was JOEY RAMONE

when she met him she was standing in a blue white light
he said "d'ya like the SEX PISTOLS, have you got a light?"
and all the stars were shining on a perfect saturday night
holding him tight

kissing him in the dark
in the back of daddys car
have a drink have a laugh
do you want my autograph
no school summers out
make me wanna twist and shout
down on the beaches looking at the peaches

when they walked down town all the people would stare
they used to laugh at her clothes and the colour of her hair
she was 17 and she didn't care
cos baby's gonna take her everywhere

cos he said they'd live in new york
and the stars would be their own
she was DEBBIE HARRY
and he was JOEY RAMONE

yeah he said they'd live in new york
and the stars would be their own
cos she was DEBBIE HARRY
and he was JOEY, he was JOEY RAMONE

cos he said they'd live in new york
and the stars would be their own
she was DEBBIE HARRY
and he was JOEY RAMONE

yeah he said they'd live in new york
and the stars would be their own
cos she was DEBBIE HARRY
and he was JOEY, he was JOEY RAMONE

(well, at the start of the thread. I don't know enough to comment on the last post)

into a pile of shit!"

(He was single and had a fairly lengthy affair with a waitress in his late 60s.)

What does your back-in-town-confusing-5ft-8ins-Ex feel about you, nickerlish?

She lives in California right now, and said she wants to move back and live with me. Then she left my house with this blonde manho with Angelina Jolie lips! Fuck a love.

You don't seriously regard a blonde manho with Angelina Jolie catcher-mitt lips as competition, do you??

But that's part of why I love her so much! God damnit!

Have you considered humping a bag of composte as a temporary substitute?

(xpost: OMG)

(It's so hard to be nice to people on the internet without sounding like a fruitloop.)

This is so friggin OTM holy goat cheese Batman.

Okay guys last night I remembered she still lives in California and I also remembered that I had finally gotten over her (right before she showed up out of nowhere) so now I am only really frustrated because she got to go to Outer Banks, North Carolina with her dad who is a wicked awesome photographer with a big bag of those special mushrooms and I am jealous of that because I personally am not camping on a psychedelic beach being photographed RIGHT NOW.

Anna, you are going to have to try much harder before I find your behavior "rude".

Barms, the Velvet Undergorund have a song called "That's the Story of my Life".

Mark, thank you for the Velvet Undergorund Ivanisevic suggestion.

My best gal pal is moving to NYC and I thank God I'm not in love with her. Wish i could say the same for my best guy.

i dont even have a CRUSH, and its annoying

When I saw you Saturday, I don't know if you caught any of this, but I tried to initiate the "X, this is Y, Y, this is X" motions to introduce you two, but she had already disappeared into lesbian Anna's house.

oh, am I ever feeling that

Mandee, it is not unlikely. She has a license to drive AIRPLANES THROUGH THE SKY.

It makes all the usual stuff about being loving and loyal and trustworthy etc seem so boring, somehow.

OTM. "Nobody's fault but my own."

Is this anything like a reach-around?

More to the point, I think humans have (d)evolved to the point where standard mammalian mating traditions and rituals just don't apply as much anymore. People don't HAVE to be as committed anymore, because people are learning to live life and enjoy it enough (and i stress "enough") without being co-dependent on some other significant other.. and the resources for humans to live independently, alone, and without much misery for a majority of their lifespans are plentiful... whereas other animals don't know any better, for lack of a kinder phrase.

Relationships have become more of a social status dynamic than a basic-necessity-of-life dynamic -- very generally speaking. I'm not saying people who seek relationships on the latter terms are being hypocritical... but I do believe that most people's senses of being miserable and lonely when single are almost wholely media and, hence, socially driven. Of course, our bodies by instinct occasionally want to be near a warm human being consistently too, but -- again -- there are ways to almost (and i stress "almost") supplement this without requiring a long-term relationship.

Take this with a grain of salt. I'm only stating this from my own body and mind. Obviously, other bodies and minds are wired very differently. I'm probably one of "the fucked up ones."

I'm not saying humans are happier than other animals in this regard. Instinct, much like ignorance, can be bliss.

Fair enough.

"but I do believe that most people's senses of being miserable and lonely when single are almost wholely social and, hence, are additionally media driven"