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I have a very loud sneeze and it prompts numerous comments. Does anyone else have this affliction? And do you get comments about it?

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 10 October 2002 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

ACHOOO!

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 10 October 2002 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

My dad, you can hear him for miles.
My mate gets hard nipples when she sneezes, which is a source of much hilarity as she doesn't often wear a bra.

― Plinky (Plinky), Thursday, 10 October 2002 11:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I hold my nose when I sneeze. Everyone stares [at my eyeballs exploding out of my head].

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 10 October 2002 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

You shouldn't do this Graham. Nasal retentiveness will end in misery and brain damage.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 October 2002 11:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I love sneezing. It's like a mini (nasal) climax...?!
When I sneeze people generally look at me as if I have just done the cutest thing. Apparently I look like a startled kitten.

This thread should be about whether you can 'make your sneezes work for you'.

Bloke: "It was her sneeze. It just blew me away"

― Lara, Thursday, 10 October 2002 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Apologies for the more than obvious (and shite) pun.

― Lara, Thursday, 10 October 2002 11:59 (twenty-three years ago)

does sneezing leave anybody else ridiculously out of breath?

― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 10 October 2002 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Try this if you'd like to stifle your sneeze: when you feel the sneeze coming press firmly on your top lip until it passes. This has been proven by science.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 10 October 2002 12:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't want to stifle my sneezes. No no no.

― Lara, Thursday, 10 October 2002 12:14 (twenty-three years ago)

What if you're sick with some super contagion like ricketts or something? You don't want to infect the entire human race do you? Or do you? Or don't you?

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 10 October 2002 13:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Perhaps I didn't quite emphasise how much I *love* sneezing?

― Lara, Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

heh, I sneezed while bounding up some stairs, & my gale force sneeze slammed my toes into the stairedge, thus causing major laceration/smushing. I now refuse to sneeze.

― Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Perhaps my appreciation of sneezing is a rare gift?

― Lara, Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I love sneezing. I love the build up, knowing it's about to happen, when my head goes all swirly. I only don't like it when snot comes out (for some reason this never happened until a few years ago), or when I can't stop (and even then it's fun for about the first six times).

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

If any of you come to Cleveland for my FAP meetup you're all wearing surgical masks.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I sneezed at least 30 times today. I have some strange allergy - that not only makes me sneeze, but also gives me massive headaches.

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

HOW TO SNEEZE WHENEVER U WANT(very important):

stick yr pinky in your nose and scratch the inside wall of yr nostril a bit. oops. now i can't t ype/. yum

ungh

mmm drippiness. snu snu ...

my favorite way to impress girls is to pretend that sneezing causes a massive explosion in the core of my being, the force of which causes me to detonate, expel a tremendous !!BARGGHHCHHOOOOOO!!! and careen across the room, crumpling to the floor in a spent heap, drained of all life force.

tho strangely, sometime the girl goes away
obviously awed by my tremendous virility

― gabriel rodriguez-doerr (gabe), Thursday, 10 October 2002 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I totally have this. It startles people and turns heads. It's sort of funny because my speaking voice is relatively quiet. I put it down to my allergies.

― sundar subramanian, Friday, 11 October 2002 06:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's a handy tip sneezeters!

If you ever feel on the "edge of sneeze" and cant quite get it out ...look up at the sun or even the living room light and it will bring the sneeze the on. Im not sure why?

― gazza, Friday, 11 October 2002 07:03 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

i get into these massive sneezing fits and sneeze uncontrolably, at least 5 times a day, and do about 20 sneezes

― sarah henderson, Saturday, 27 December 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

I sneezed yesterday and it caused this horrible pain just below my chest on the left center of my body. I think the force of the sneeze was so huge it caused me to pull a muscle there. I tell you what it f*#%in hurts bad. If the pain doesn.t go away soon i'm giong to the doctor.

― russ, Sunday, 18 January 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

loud sneezing is still a problem, sometimes leading to emails from someone at the other end of the office which read simply "shhh!"

― MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 18 January 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

HI MY NAME IS ALEX! MY LITTLE SISTER SNEEZES SO LOUD SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I AM GOING TO GO CRAZY!!!!

PLEASE HELP ME!!

SINCERLY YOURS,

ALEX COSNER

― ALEX COSNER, Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You should ask [email protected]

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

joe blow is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Joe Blake Blow, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I sneezed once and the lady several houses away yelled gesundheit.

Another time I sneezed and snapped something in my neck. Made me lame all day.

Can't tell you how many times I sneezed and farted simultaneously.
Or worse...

Really, I'm quite a graceful person otherwise.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

So that's how you while away the hours up there on the border, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Not exactly, Ned. These would be just a few of the more memorable highlights over a good number of years of sneezing. On good nights, we go cow tippin'.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Many people have a sneezing fetish. (myself included). We get OH SO HORNY when others sneeze. The more sneezes... the crazier we get!

Silly, huh? *giggle* But true!

― Sternuto, Saturday, 14 February 2004 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

all of my cats have colds. it sounds like a hospital ward, sneezing every two minutes.

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Saturday, 14 February 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't tell you how many times I sneezed and farted simultaneously.
Or worse...
i know i shouldn't ask, but how worse¿

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 14 February 2004 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I like to sneeze(except when it hurts). The only reason i came here is because i had to do a report over it. lol, i didnt know sneezing was soo cool 8-| lol. ttylz

― Sammy Jo, Tuesday, 24 February 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Doesn't sneezing too much cause an irritation of the brochoal tubes, and this irritation can cause acute or cronic bronchitis? Which means that perpetual mucus is expelled from the the brochial tubes? Which makes you have to clear your throat alot?

― Richard, Thursday, 26 February 2004 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay Im not kidding but I sneeze on average 30-40 times a day. Usually about 4-7 fast and uncontrolable sneezes.

― Nancy, Sunday, 29 February 2004 06:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i know that one would think having a sneezing fetish is kinda weird, but it is so awsome!! at first, i thought my fetish was really strange and i felt really alone. but its kool to see some of you to open up and just talk about it like this. YOU MAKE ME PROUD TO BE A SNEEZE FETISHIST!!!

― k***y, Sunday, 29 February 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

i have a loud sneeze too

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

i can't stop sneezing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

this sucks

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

I snmeeeze like Krakatoa becasue stiffling sneeezes makes you have a stroek.

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

i do girly, repressed sneezes. this is odd because i'm not ladylike in other ways (e.g. i swear like a trouper)

― gem (trisk), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

still sneezing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

How embarrassing. I thought I'd contribute something here, but in retrospect it looks like I've already said plenty.

My wife, on the other hand, will start to cough and it somehow changes to a sneeze. The whole thing lasts about 10 seconds. It's kinda funny and leaves me wondering if I shoud say anything.

Slocki, you should take something for that.

― jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 29 July 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

nine months pass...

I don't sneeze loudly, but I new this kid back in highschool that you could hear from the bleechers of the football field if he was in the library and sneezed. It started out like some sort of a Mel Gibson Breaveheart-War-Cry and then released itself with him nearly sneezing himself inside out a few times.

― Kyle Anthony of Naesbyth, Monday, 1 May 2006 11:43 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

can't stop sneezing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

do your elbows and shoulders ever hurt after a sneeze?

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

only when i sneeze so hard i fall down on my elbows and shoulders.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

I am a very loud sneezer. Sometimes I like to make like my sneezes are expressions kung fu dudes make when kunging their fu...haaaaaCHIIUUUKEN!!!! etc.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 25 September 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

Yesterday I sneezed something blue, wtf.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 25 September 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

HI MY NAME IS ALEX! MY LITTLE SISTER SNEEZES SO LOUD SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I AM GOING TO GO CRAZY!!!!

PLEASE HELP ME!!

SINCERLY YOURS,

ALEX COSNER

-- ALEX COSNER, Thursday, February 5, 2004 5:05 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 13 June 2008 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://peloton69.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/sneezeboobs.gif

― and what, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

omg, greatest gif EVER

Can't look away...

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

there's a dude on my floor at work that when he sneezes, he goes "YA-HOO!". o_O

― jaxon, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htw3Ilii5Ds

― Alba, Sunday, 21 June 2009 09:45 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

i have a cold

can't stop sneezing

kill me.

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

Every morning when I wake up I sneeze about twenty times. I hate it.

― fields of salmon, Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

so don't

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:29 (sixteen years ago)

i sneeze when the sun is shining on my face

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 21 May 2010 10:57 (sixteen years ago)

isn't that called photophobia? very normal reaction to the sun.
i also sneeze quite a bit when i'm out in the sun. i also get mad fucking headaches. fuck the summer.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 21 May 2010 12:04 (sixteen years ago)

being sick sucks when it's nice out iirc

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Friday, 21 May 2010 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

i sneeze when the sun is shining on my face

I get this, too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex

― jaymc, Friday, 21 May 2010 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

^also rejected Aphex Twin album title

― jaymc, Friday, 21 May 2010 23:30 (sixteen years ago)

or Stereolab song title

― jaymc, Friday, 21 May 2010 23:31 (sixteen years ago)

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