TREMBLE BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD: she who is called PLUNGING HEN

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let us(for we are weak) exalt her(for she is strong) before all others

behold her only begotten son Martin Short- formed in the heated furnace of her loins to banish our sorrow from this earth, and to fill us, instead, with mirth.

umhm i can't think of any good rituals.

― gabriel rodriguez-doerr (gabe), Thursday, 10 October 2002 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you have a picture of her Holy H_nliness I could humbly avert my gaze from during any self-flagellation moments? What's the point of self-flagellation if you can't feel judged and inferior at the same time?

Aside from that, I recommend that you quickly begin working on separating the sinners from the saved, preferably in alphabetalized form. It's not much fun being spiritually superior to everyone else if you don't even know who they are.

― ragnfild (ragnfild), Thursday, 10 October 2002 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

aw, i got told told off by god.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 11 October 2002 08:46 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

You are all damn filthy. It's not funny, and I will send you to Coventry now you bloody bastards.

― Plunging Hen, Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I've had a change of heart.

― Plunging Hen, Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:30 (twenty-three years ago)

fine, just don't tell me off again.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Life is a rollercoaster. Remember that, g-kit.

― Plunging Hen, Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Life is a rollercoaster, and I have fixed methods ... I hope we can be friends.

― Plunging Hen, Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

um, i am a shit friend. see other threads for details.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

If this is a reference to the Pringles tube, please don't worry about that. Put it all behind you. You like Martin Short, yes?

― Plunging Hen, Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

pringles tube... zuh?
martin short... why am i having really weird flashbacks about arguments about martin short in another life?

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread is like the scene in the jungle book w/ mowgli and the snake.

― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

in a good way? i aim to please, but my aim is bad.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

you're mowgli, greg.

― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

that's the first time anyone's ever said that to me.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm outta here.

― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm mowgli.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Perhaps it's best we all go our separate ways. I wish you all all the luck in the world. One day you might become leaders like Martin Short.

― Plunging Hen, Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"g'night, ned"

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Well I...huh?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

i honestly don't know.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

We should move on.

― Roy Blows, Thursday, 9 January 2003 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

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