How Many Smiths Tracks Have Not Been Thread Titles?

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And what threads would they be?

"I have not had to change the bulb in my room for 8 years, and the switch is broken so I have to leave it on all the time. Have any other ILE posters had similar experiences?"

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 11 October 2002 10:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"It says on ananova that Sophie Ellis Bextor has started an undertaking business!"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 October 2002 10:31 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry, that was shit.

I used to be so *proud* of the way years after they split up, the music press could still confidentally use puns on the obscurist of Smiths tracks in headlines and know that people would get it. Now, you see them popping up in the unlikeliest places, as we grow up and become sub-editors. Trade mags, even.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 October 2002 10:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Girlfriend in Coma? I've not been around long but I'd hope not! I may be inviting ridicule here but my baby sis used to laf at me for liking the Smiths, now she loves 'em and whenever we're bored we text each other obscure Smiths lyrics

― Plinky (Plinky), Friday, 11 October 2002 10:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"i have a high disposable income and i like to spend my spare time generally living it up in such locations as vegas and monaco with eddie irvine and puff daddy and plenty of loose women. however, i think i may be a dying breed. any advice?"

― michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 11 October 2002 10:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Oi - out with your rogue solo Morrissey references.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 October 2002 10:46 (twenty-three years ago)

[incidentally, he has announced new UK dates if anyone wants to catch up with him]

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 October 2002 10:47 (twenty-three years ago)

N - Clash lyrics went through the same trajectory about 5-10 years earlier; Dylan ones rather earlier than that. There's a whole Phd in there!

― jon (jon), Friday, 11 October 2002 10:51 (twenty-three years ago)

i tried. i'm not a smiths fan. i'll leave this thread to the experts. sorry. *leaves with tail between legs*

― michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 11 October 2002 10:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"Direct Action by Ramblers - C/D?"

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 11 October 2002 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha ha - that was going to be my first attempt but I made it about Irish nationalism.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 October 2002 11:04 (twenty-three years ago)

"WOMEN: How many bras do you have?"

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 October 2002 11:05 (twenty-three years ago)

You just haven't earned it yet baby...

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 October 2002 11:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Which song was Tom's last one?

― Graham (graham), Friday, 11 October 2002 11:28 (twenty-three years ago)

A rush and a push and the land is ours.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 October 2002 11:34 (twenty-three years ago)

http://mayfieldky.topcities.com/cemetery/gates.jpg

"What music would go with this? I think Autechre. Or Pickettywitch."

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 11 October 2002 11:46 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha. where is Gareth?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 October 2002 11:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Touring the states with Alang no?

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 11 October 2002 11:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 October 2002 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

It's better than Cure thread titles, that much I know to be true.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 October 2002 13:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"Has anyone got the lyrics for the new Missy Ellio

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 11 October 2002 13:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought Dan was just doing 'Asleep' (or else he got bored of stretching out and waiting)

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 October 2002 13:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, it must be my knee-jerk reaction to Cure fans setting in. Sorry Dang!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 October 2002 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Bah. Smiths fans are MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 October 2002 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm really more evil and malicious than just mean.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 October 2002 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'm starting to think a ballet costume is a more appropriate (and more religious) garment than ..."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 11 October 2002 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Who would start that thread?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 October 2002 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthony, obv.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 11 October 2002 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

"Join us and retail owners across the globe will tremble before our glorious might!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 October 2002 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 11 October 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

But was it ever funny?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 October 2002 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Be grateful that it's not Zappa thread titles.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 12 October 2002 04:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"Is what is before us immediate? Is there a distance between life and our perceptions of it?"

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 12 October 2002 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I only ate half of my large pizza last night.

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Saturday, 12 October 2002 04:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Oops, that's what I get for not seeing why this thread was started in the first place.

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Saturday, 12 October 2002 04:32 (twenty-three years ago)

''Be grateful that it's not Zappa thread titles.''

just you wait until i start buying his recs tad.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 12 October 2002 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

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