"Fireworks, eh? Fireworks? She's got to wee. She has *got* to wee"

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On the way to this ~~wanki~~computer room, some of the locals were doing what they normally do and setting if fireworks in the general direction of students and such. An old-ish lady with a dog stopped me in the street and angrily says to me:
"Fireworks? Fireworks? Eh? Fireworks? If they set one more off she'll... [cuddles dog]"
I just looked on bemused, and tried to look sympathetic to her problem.
"She's got to wee. She has GOT to wee"
I continued to stare, unable to form sentences. I'm not sure if there was a reason, but I guess she realised I wasn't the right person or something:
"Oh sorry. Bye!"
And she led her dog off. I just looked straight ahead and kept moving.

What was that all about? Was there something I could say? Have you been in a similar situation?

― Graham (graham), Sunday, 13 October 2002 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

"Can I help?"

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 13 October 2002 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I never thought of that!

― Graham (graham), Sunday, 13 October 2002 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, she might have asked you to hold some part of the dog, so it might not have been a good idea.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 13 October 2002 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

This guy groped my friend's dog once. True story! The dog's owner was busy, so this other guy and I were taking it for a walk. A little way down the street, a man stopped and started admiring the dog and then bang, all of a sudden he's squeezing the dog's crotch. We thought maybe he was a vet, or something, but then he said "Oh, it's a girl -- sometimes you reach down there and get a little something extra."

― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 13 October 2002 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

graham you have made me laugh aloud with this story :-) isnt it great how something can just sort of stun you on the spot hahahaha.

― donna (donna), Sunday, 13 October 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

"She's got to wee. She has GOT to wee"

I hope the dog didn't have some sort of bladder blockage problem or something like that.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 14 October 2002 13:51 (twenty-three years ago)

why didn't she just.... y'know... let the dog wee? putting it down would've been a good start. i ain't no dog expert, but sheesh.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 14 October 2002 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

"Red Rocket, Sparky! Red Rocket!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 October 2002 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

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