okay (east coast) bitches, this is it, DEC 20 - JAN 3: JESS OVER THE MID-ATLANTIC SEABOARD (do not read if you hate me)

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yes, it's that time again. i will be returning to the east coast between the 20th of dec. and jan. 3rd. nancy will be coming with me, but i think just for the first week. there has apparently been talk of a FAP. obviously everything up through the 26th is shot, but after that, go man go. if nancy isn't there for the whole two weeks we may be taking a seperate trip to nyc that first week.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 02:04 (twenty-three years ago)

also, sign up now for the much touted "walking tour of places jess has vomited in greater new york city." spaces limited.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 02:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Where besides NYC will you be going?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 October 2002 02:05 (twenty-three years ago)

philadelphia. possibly the taco bell in ardmore. maybe even WILINGTON DE for tax free shopping.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 02:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"wilington"??

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 02:08 (twenty-three years ago)

(slightly less snarky answer: probably nowhere outside of philly and related suburbs as a. i'm broke and b. i'm going to be even broker with travel costs, etc etc.)

(as i understood it, any possible FAPing was going to take place in/around nyc.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 02:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Come to Athens! It's like Olympia with fried food and football!

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 21 October 2002 02:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Come to Athens! It's like Olympia with fried food and football!

Mmmmmm.... Ancient Greece....

― Jody Beth Rosen, Monday, 21 October 2002 02:31 (twenty-three years ago)

pittsburgh doesn't boast much of anything, except good, cheap grub and a handful of nice museums, one of which i could get you into for free.

― mike (ro)bott, Monday, 21 October 2002 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

NO. no athens. no pittsburgh. no new crap, just "taking care of business."

get to the 'workin overtime' part!!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

"...and workin' overtime."

― Jody Beth Rosen, Monday, 21 October 2002 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)

you all hurt me in my heart.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:16 (twenty-three years ago)

sign me up for a jessFAP, providing I'm in NY Dec. 26 - Jan. 3, which I'm not sure I'll be, and from this thread it's not completely clear that you're sure you'll be. Is there a NY date during that period that pleases you most?

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:26 (twenty-three years ago)

really, it's all good. obv i assume most people will have plans for the new years (i'm pretty sure i have some party to go to in joisey), but i'll (we'll?) be free to come up pretty much any day after xmas. i figured i would leave it open as to accomodate the most people.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:28 (twenty-three years ago)

so will you be operating from a base near Philly? Philefia is mysterious. What about a field trip where you introduce us a decent place to get a drink and/or food in Philly?

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:36 (twenty-three years ago)

i could do this, but new yorkers are notoriously fussy about leaving their precious island to come down to associate with us plebes.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

send me a hot dog please.

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

would you like a cheesesteak also?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:39 (twenty-three years ago)

sure

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

with onions or without?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:45 (twenty-three years ago)

haha just kidding.

there's not really a choice.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:45 (twenty-three years ago)

maura knows good drink-age in philly. i hope i can come to this one.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

wish I knew someone in Philly I could stay w/, I'd be up for a visit. though NYC has spoiled me to some degree. or is it just that Boston really sucks and Minneapolis and Seattle are better?

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 21 October 2002 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Boston just really sucks

― H (Heruy), Monday, 21 October 2002 07:01 (twenty-three years ago)

That's not true! Boston really, really, REALLY sucks.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 October 2002 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

glad we clarified that

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 21 October 2002 11:53 (twenty-three years ago)

haha

― geeta, Monday, 21 October 2002 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

hey, everyone back to my parents house for rice krispy treats and orange drink!!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

what are you lacing the orange drink with, young man?

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 21 October 2002 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

hah the sad thing is i wouldn't have to. my mother Parties Harder (c. andrew wk) than i do. (she threw up on my best friends shoes, one time, etc etc.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

yipes

― maura (maura), Monday, 21 October 2002 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

she also has a tendency to sing popular rap favorites in the stylee of the family von trapp while inebriated.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess vs. Jess's mom: PARTY-FITE!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 21 October 2002 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

sure there is a choice, "provie with," "whiz with," etc. i'm talking about the steaks. but i recommend the onions.

― g (graysonlane), Monday, 21 October 2002 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

well said.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

jess can we go to dirty frank's??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 October 2002 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)

well, YES if we do this in philly!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

again looks like I'll be away when you're here Jess, but on the bright side you can access all that stuff stored at your parents. we'll expect your Top 11 records you couldn't leave behind a second time list... (comics too)

― Paul (scifisoul), Monday, 21 October 2002 23:15 (twenty-three years ago)

heh, everyone should come to my yard sale.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)

geeta and i both think it's a bad idea to do it in philly, unless we do TWO. (jess in liking to be drunk shocker.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 October 2002 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

you're right: NYC is the center of all world culture etc. plus ultra-convenient for me which should be the convincer right there (but isn't oh well)

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

NYC it is for the meetup! matos and i agree and the rest do too (er, i say they do anyhow)

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:16 (twenty-three years ago)

THY WILL BE DONE.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:18 (twenty-three years ago)

No, Geeta, they do.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Hows about an IlX New Year's Eve blow out? Or is that too social and whatnot?! Too many Djs! I can see it now! Now, just who has the space to host this mother? I'm thinking of our Brookyn or Queens constituents or then there's always...Harlem! I seem to recall a certain poster living there...

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 01:45 (twenty-three years ago)

haha you know i was half serious about bringing everyone to my parents house.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 03:19 (twenty-three years ago)

it'd be just like i was back throwing ill attended "punk" shows in my barn in high school.

(and no geeta, i will not throw up on a cross again.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 03:25 (twenty-three years ago)

"ill attended "punk" shows in my barn" = the best plan yet I've heard for New Year's; IlX Phillies it up!

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 04:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Phancy a Pint?

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 05:28 (twenty-three years ago)

arrrgh.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

my mothers response (from actual AIM conversation earlier today):

dubplatestyle: mom, do you mind if a bunch of strangers i know from the internet come over to our house around xmas time?
JessMomNameChangedToPreventInterwebMentalistsFromIMingHer: Yes, I do.
JessMomNameChangedToPreventInterwebMentalistsFromIMingHer: Wait, will they bring us booze?
dubplatestyle: maybe. do you still want crystal meth too?
JessMomNameChangedToPreventInterwebMentalistsFromIMingHer: Yes.
dubplatestyle: i'll look into it.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

(last summer she kept asking me if i knew where i could find "crystal meth" because she wanted to "lose weight". why my mother suddenly thought i was the drug baron of the eastern seaboard, i dont know.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel fear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

It's long overdue but now
Philly is slammin'
Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD
The east coast family

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, I'm not sharing with your mom, she can pay her own damned $160. Freeloader.

― Ally, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

um. sure.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Crystal meth is so ten minutes ago, are you sure that's what she wants anyhow?

― Ally, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 00:49 (twenty-three years ago)

new plan: nowhere near my house.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

drat.

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 01:48 (twenty-three years ago)

what about the barn?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)

possibly too close to my house.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 01:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, it's yo momma's loss.

― Ally, Thursday, 24 October 2002 00:49 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sure.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 October 2002 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

four weeks pass...

HOLLA.

okay, getting closer. we should probably start planning things...

keep in mind that my old lady is still a minor in the eyes of john law.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:14 (twenty-three years ago)

John Phillip Law?

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:20 (twenty-three years ago)

i'll moidalize 'im.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:23 (twenty-three years ago)

So then we go to a bar where they don't card at the door. That's easy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.

― maura (maura), Friday, 22 November 2002 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

hey, does anyone know what the hell is going on with this?

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 16 December 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

No, but Jess has just killed off his blog: technicolor

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 16 December 2002 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Aren't you friends with that fucker? Call him!

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 16 December 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

sez he doesn't know what day is good. but what days are best for ilx folk?
maybe that will narrow it down somewhat.

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 16 December 2002 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

um ...

― maura (maura), Monday, 30 December 2002 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Can't he just pick a day?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

He can pick his nose (hur hur hur).

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 December 2002 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

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