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If you have a reasonable computer go to this site:

And do the work of the police for them...

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

that'll be this site then :)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

My computer is being most unreasonable.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes! This is just like that psychedelic face-matching-machine scene in Diabolik!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Nate: where in Mpls etc are you? Or is is St Paul?

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

they don't have my hair.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Hardly surprising, sharkboy.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

They have my exact hair 'style'. I had previously thought that the mop on my head was an unfortunate anomaly confined to me, and was both comforted and disturbed to realise that it might not be.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

St. Paul, actually, near downtown. Why? Are you dispatching squad cars at this very moment?

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

No, from St Louis Park, so locally curious, but my dad grew up in Summit Place.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

haha I buy my shampoo in St Louis Park.

― g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha you shop at the Targét Boutique six blocks from my mum's house ;-p.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

only the best por moi

― g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.demon.co.uk/momus/identikit.jpeg

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 31 October 2002 10:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.quicksilvershapeshifter.com/missymugshot2.jpg

Hrm.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 31 October 2002 12:04 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.demon.co.uk/momus/davebow.gif

It woz my mate Dave wot done it, honest guv!

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 31 October 2002 12:53 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.whirlybird.org.uk/thenipper.jpg

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 31 October 2002 13:06 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.demon.co.uk/momus/mugshot.gif

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 31 October 2002 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)

So much fun to waste time with:
http://www.geocities.com/tora_ko_neko/id.html

― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 31 October 2002 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't do this from my computer and it's MY DAMN THREAD. Help!

(Nick, while I trust you to do mine properly, if I think it's unflattering you may be gelded)

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 31 October 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Ouch! Okay, here goes. Where's that photo of Suzy in that Islington Cafe? Ah, here we are. Pum pum pum (Rolf Harris type noises). You know, kids, the Stylophone really is a fabby little instrument... tiddly pum pum... Gelding is really a cruel thing to do to any creature... (whistling)... I love the smell of these felt tip pens, don't you?
(Sings softly) Click go the shears, boys, click... Two little boys had two little toys, each one a wooden horse... Back in a mo!

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 31 October 2002 14:56 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.demon.co.uk/momus/suzykit.gif

It woz her who cart orf me bollocks inspector, yer, that's the one awlright!

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 31 October 2002 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, you did say if you lost your unit, you'd live 15 years longer and those damn feminists would stop giving you hassle.

No gelding from me today, but beware of vengeful Japanese women with recipes for pork-sword katsu.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 31 October 2002 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Erm, the options for blondes are kinda limited, aren't they? Am I going to have to draw the ponytails in myself?

― kate, Thursday, 31 October 2002 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I'm so narcissistic, of course I had to have a go. The hair is still totally wrong, (not even close to the right colour, not to mention parted on the wrong side) but the closest match they had, but people could probably still pick me out of a lineup on the basis of it...

http://www.thelollies.co.uk/katemugshot.gif

― kate, Thursday, 31 October 2002 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate I knew you'd have a go - obviously you'd realise Nick isn't for the chop as there are limitations in the Mugshot programme but fucknell, where did he find my nose?

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 1 November 2002 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Guess who?

http://www.quicksilvershapeshifter.com/mysterymugshot.jpg

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Friday, 1 November 2002 00:27 (twenty-three years ago)

this thing doesn't have my nose or eyes or head shape... i can now rejoice and start a new career as a bag snatcha safe in the knowledge that i will never be matched to any mugshot!

― minna (minna), Friday, 1 November 2002 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

btw melissa's really does look like her photo in the 'what do you look like' thread!

― minna (minna), Friday, 1 November 2002 00:49 (twenty-three years ago)

beware of vengeful Japanese women

I tried it with my flatmate Misa-Chan, and although we had a bloody good laugh, it was totally impossible to get a Japanese person's likeness from this software. But weirdly, many Japanese have a mental image of themselves which is totally different from what they look like (cf those manga heroines with blue eyes and blonde hair who are totally Japanese characters). So Misa kept telling me to put big blue eyes on her portrait, so it looked like a moon-faced French infant. 'Kawaii! Looks like me, no?' Well, no, actually.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 1 November 2002 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Johnny's lips aren't that big!

― Aaron A., Friday, 1 November 2002 06:28 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.imagemagician.com/images/r_gillanders/IMPHOTOFIT.gif

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 2 November 2002 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoa, I didn't see the Hoxton Fin in the hairstyle lineup there! Oh, the fun that could have been had instead of the ironic mullet I ended up with...

― kate, Saturday, 2 November 2002 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

naw, I cheated...

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 2 November 2002 14:44 (twenty-three years ago)

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