Lord help me. I dreamt about Ned.

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Not in that way, sickos. Nonetheless, I'm a little worried. For myself.

Me: occupying the entranceway of a building (my home? my workplace?) in what appears to be a vaguely European city centre. I look across the street and witness a vaguely familiar person standing alone and admiring the overhead sign of a nearby establishment which is called (inexplicably) 'Ned Riggets.' As he rubs his chin and giggles bemusedly to himself, I place the face. As he walks by, I introduce myself and extend my hand. "Ned Raggett! Hello, it's Mark P!"

To which he nods, says something standoffish in a slightly disinterested tone, and walks away.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 December 2002 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Also: Ned, you're much fatter in my dreams.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 December 2002 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd be afraid to ever sleep again.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 December 2002 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Also: Ned, you're much fatter in my dreams.

TRANSLATION: Ned had a big J. Lo booty in Mark's dream.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 December 2002 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I regret this thread already. That might be a new record.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 December 2002 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

TRANSLATION: Ned had a big J. Lo booty in Mark's dream.

No booty. Just... rolier.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 December 2002 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Good heavens! I kill people, I turn down friendly greetings...this whole dream thing is starting to worry me! But I like the description of my general appearance. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 December 2002 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Was he in his "Greatest American Hero" costume?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 5 December 2002 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

No, he wasn't. I'm almost positive this is a Good Thing.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 December 2002 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

NED IS COMING TO KILL US ALL IN OUR DREAMS. RATED R.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 5 December 2002 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Why does this all sound so Red Shoe Diaries?

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 6 December 2002 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going back to bed, foax.

PRAY FOR ME.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 6 December 2002 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Just hope he doesn't murder you the way he did with Maura.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 6 December 2002 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

*sharpens guillotine* I'm sorry, what?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 December 2002 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Look, having a dreamland ghetto booty does not give you license to chop people's heads off.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 December 2002 05:16 (twenty-three years ago)

You tell me this when YOU would take that license for yourself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 December 2002 07:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I keep thinking about Johnny Cash singing "I dreamed about Rag-get last niiiiiight"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 December 2002 09:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark P? Where is he? It's been 6 hours and more since he went into Ned's Evil Dream Realm!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 6 December 2002 10:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I had a dream about Donna a few days ago. I was talking to her little boy (I think in my dream he was much older than he actually is because we were talking about carrots together.)

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 6 December 2002 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'm... alright.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 6 December 2002 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

The Ned Shoes Diaries.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 December 2002 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

They're only dreams right?
Good, because a few days ago I dreamt I was kissing an ILE person. A boy. The filthy beast kept trying to put his tongue in my mouth and it was all dry. It was really horrible and I woke up feeling a bit queasy.
*Shudders*
If I avoid you at an FAP you will know why...

― Simeon (Simeon), Friday, 6 December 2002 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It was Ned wasn't it.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 6 December 2002 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

BTW I think I figured out my dream. I'm pretty sure it has less to do with Ned and more to do with his similarity to Roger Avary, who I've been seeing pop up in this Apple ad over and over again lately:

http://a464.g.akamai.net/7/464/51/c8875d2713935f/www.apple.com/pro/video/avary/images/avary11192002.jpg

Anyway I just bought an Apple and I hate it, so maybe Ned's dream shun is representative of my own creeping realization that OSX and I are never to meet on mutually agreeable terms.

Enh?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 6 December 2002 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

We need more ILX porn!

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 6 December 2002 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

It looks like this guy wants you to come over and touch his apples...

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 December 2002 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Well fuck, at least I don't have the damn beard! ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 December 2002 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't that him who sings "How You Remind Me"?

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 6 December 2002 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Christine isn't that your department? Write us some ILX slash.

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 7 December 2002 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

OK. Who wants to be paired up?

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Saturday, 7 December 2002 04:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned and Mark P!

― Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 7 December 2002 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh come on, it's got to be Ned, Dan and Momus!

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 7 December 2002 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned and Dan were my first thought!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 7 December 2002 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

That would be brilliant! You just know they would do it to the Cure, and make bad puns the whole time.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 8 December 2002 00:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I really like the "Ned goes into people's dreams" idea. I really, really like it. So Ned's in, as long as he has no objections.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Sunday, 8 December 2002 03:11 (twenty-three years ago)

You just know they would do it to the Cure

Oh DEAR. But Dan and I are truly simpatico. ;-) Christine, do whatever you want. Doubtless I'll just giggle. ;-)

But I do like j.lu's Momus idea as well. Then all three of us would fight over the computer.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 December 2002 03:15 (twenty-three years ago)

But I do like j.lu's Momus idea as well. Then all three of us would fight over the computer.

"Hard drives", ew.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 8 December 2002 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Nicole has put too much thought into this already. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 December 2002 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

THIS IS NOT IN KEEPING WITH THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT. Carry on. ;)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

So you're saying you're going to put on the sexy Mrs. Claus costume when Ned visits your dreams?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I WOULD NEVER. It's all about Sexy Rudolph.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 December 2002 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

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