Golf Secrets of the Nazis!

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According to Tigerclawskank, there is an iron law of book publishing, that books about the Nazis and books about golf always sell.

But is there any way these two twin poles of evil could be combined into one book that would sweep the world, and make its author (i.e. me) very very rich?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 5 December 2002 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

if delightful stories about cute dogs could be worked into the mix we would have an unstoppable publishing leviathan.

oh yes.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 5 December 2002 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Put an Anne Geddes golfing baby nazi in a sunflower outfit on the cover please.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 5 December 2002 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Alan Coren claimed that it was golf, nazis and cats, so he wrote a book called Golfing For Cats and had loads of nazi flags on the cover.

His next book explained that he got loads of complaints, and anyway his research showed that no books sold that well, so this one was called Tissues For Men.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 5 December 2002 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Didnt Hilter like to spastically spit golf balls at airplanes?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 6 December 2002 04:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Hitler's Golf Instructor's Puppies...hmmmmm...

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 6 December 2002 04:49 (twenty-three years ago)

you've just reminded me of how Field Marshall Manstein had a dachshund that he trained to give the Hitler salute whenever anyone said "Heil Hitler".

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 6 December 2002 10:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate cats so I ommited them from the triumvirate of publishing winners.

― tigerclawskank, Friday, 6 December 2002 12:47 (twenty-three years ago)

hah! the old joke when i worked at PBS was "people won't watch it unless it's about mummies, space, or nazis."

this was in fact true. i'm sure if we had done a doc on "nazi mummies from outer space," we would have gotten the highest ratings ever.

all of this, of course, is made possible by Viewers Like You.

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 6 December 2002 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

"people won't watch it unless it's about mummies, space, or nazis."

Or Elmo or Peter, Paul, and Mary.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 6 December 2002 13:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Steve Erickson's strange and wonderful Tours Of The Black Clock could legitimately have been titled I Was Hitler's Pornographer. It would have sold loads more, but I suspect its buyers would have been disappointed.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 6 December 2002 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

This should be easy! There's already the fuhrerbunker to work with!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 6 December 2002 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)

nine years pass...

Goering's Golf Instructor's Daughter. Has best seller written all over it.

― Aimless, Sunday, 8 April 2012 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

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