ravishing sex goddesses and belle and sebastian

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my friend is tired of meeting public school boys who talk about rabbit shooting. she wants to ravish indie children with sex. want belle and sebastion list would you connect her up with?

― doom-e, Saturday, 7 December 2002 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a great B&S list she can sign up to...umm..it's onle me on the list..but it's great I promise!

― , Saturday, 7 December 2002 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

you just want her to ravish you with sex!

― doom-e, Saturday, 7 December 2002 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, yes. :-/

― , Saturday, 7 December 2002 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

er....who framed bunny sebastian?

http://www.hempvalley.dk/pictures/pic/pic_01.jpg

― erik, Saturday, 7 December 2002 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

IS that the new B&S album cover?

― , Saturday, 7 December 2002 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

indie boys + rabbits = hobbits

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/loth/m/e/megelaine/hobbit.jpg

― erik, Saturday, 7 December 2002 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

oooh jeepster

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Saturday, 7 December 2002 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

we had a soulful discussion of: ***** you captured the cutest indie boy in a signed band at our school, and just because you are now gonig to (insert name of england's top university) you are telling me that you can't ravish young indie boys again????????

she felt relief and is now on the prowl for cute indie boys. so, uh, LOOK OUT.

― doom-e, Saturday, 7 December 2002 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

http://whatsalife.keenspace.com/images/galleryart77.gif

― erik, Saturday, 7 December 2002 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

*********, needs to be ravished by bad poetry and acoustic renditions of 'if your feeling sinister'.....

help her, erik, help her.

― doom-e, Saturday, 7 December 2002 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

(insert name of england's top table-manners)

http://www.nd.edu/~hbonwit/PeanutButter.jpg

― erik, Saturday, 7 December 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

THE SEXECUTIONER! IN DRAWING FORM!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 7 December 2002 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

belle and sebastian fans are crap in bed. this is proven by science. i feel more sorry for your friend than i feel for the scared-of-sex indie boys.

― kate, Sunday, 8 December 2002 13:49 (twenty-three years ago)

aaahh, but she knows that, she wants to teach the children of belle and sebastian exactly how to pleasure...

very hung over - went to a party last night and was talking to the ex-manager of the sisters of mercy who told me funny stories of goth groupies...

― doom-e, Sunday, 8 December 2002 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

haha Kate you have just viciously insulted about half of the men here! (Not me! I'm no B&S fan, so being crap in bed must have some other explanation.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 8 December 2002 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to hear about goth groupies, and I'm holding your buspass to ransom until I get them!

Actually, B&S fans are not half as crap in bed as most DDB's. They're usually too STONED to perform.

And no, you cannot teach sad indie kids to pleasure... It only frightens them. "What she asked of me, at the end of the day, Caligula would have blushed..."

― kate, Sunday, 8 December 2002 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

the goth groupie stories are bizarre and funny....from what i can remember, after drinking two bottles of champagne. what was stranger - is that this was at a party in hampsted heath. kate, will my life get stranger?

at least, he saved me from the incredibly boring freak who worked at 'Construction News', though I did my best, by explaining why, visually, on drug addicts, crack and glue are more creative than heroin.

don't ask.

'touch my bum this is life' hahahaha.....please, will the cheeky girls go away?

― doom-e, Sunday, 8 December 2002 14:57 (twenty-three years ago)

the moment that you find yourself at a party or event, thinking to yourself "My god, is this really my life?" it is a sure sign that life is about to get EVEN STRANGER YET.

What should I wear tonight? Suzy isn't here to make sure I don't go out of the house wearing something awful, so I feel like wearing my orange shirt/green tie/orange trainers/cowboy hat combination that makes her scream that she's not being seen in public with Beck.

― kate, Sunday, 8 December 2002 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

yes yes and yes.....

i know, i have been feeling 'my life is really fucking strange at the moment'.

― doom-e, Sunday, 8 December 2002 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

are you going to nerd?

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 8 December 2002 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

no, I'm going to the Drowned In Sound Xmas party. Fonda 500 are playing. There's a barbeque and everything (though I'm guessing no veggie options.) And I am so wearing the orange shirt/green tie and no one can stop me. Mwah hah hah hah hah!

― kate, Sunday, 8 December 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

sin with sebastian

http://www.poplust.com/sebastian.jpeg

― erik, Sunday, 8 December 2002 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Is nerd a verb now?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 8 December 2002 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

a club

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 8 December 2002 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Doomie, is your friend Gwyenth Paltrow?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 9 December 2002 11:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I disagree with Kate on the indie boy/bad in bed thing.

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 9 December 2002 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Has Ally C gone off indie?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 9 December 2002 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Eh? Are you trying to be clever? Kate said "belle and sebastian fans are crap in bed" and I disagreed. Do you want PROOF? Blimey.

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I have had him and he is rub.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Some people enjoy a bit of the old 'rub'. Frottage, innit.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

St Hilda's, Daplyn! Do not crumple under the stare of Paxman!

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Hah. He crumples under _my_ stare, I'll have thee know.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

MC Paxman, d'yer understand the question? i dont think you do!

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

how is this helping my friend???

― doom-e, Monday, 9 December 2002 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I forgot. Umm if it's indie _children_ she wants, then jeepster would seem to be the forum for her. For nice people who may conceivably have some sort of life, sinister is urgent and key. Both contain mentalists.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Somehow, this thread has gone completely wrong without my help.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

It was very wrong to begin with. Predating (or pre-dating, haha) on tweekidz ain't pretty.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 9 December 2002 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

excuse me, EXCUSE, isnt that a subject for another thread? thank you!!!

― doom-e, Monday, 9 December 2002 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

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