an ILX CHALLENGE - INTELLECTUALLY DEFEND THE CHEEKY GIRLS

*small tear runs from my eye as i envision a world 20 years from now with kate as world leader and prograndhi billboards with the saying "touch my bum this is life" as madonna and angelina jolie line up to play the cheeky girls in mandatory play showings of 'touch my bum this is life'.*

we must stop this future from happening. i'm gonig to do my bit by having a bath and watching crap televison whilst nursing my hang over.

she crippled some guy on the dance floor cause he kept on trying to rub his dick against her ass so she grabbed his balls and he went down in pain.....with her yelling 'IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? HUH? WANKER.' and then pouring her beer over his head.

and another guy tried to pick her up at the bar, she got him to buy her three tequila shots, down the two and brought the other back for me, adn gave him the finger.

and then some thing that looked like she escaped from the women's prison in holloway, shoved her, instead of walking past her, and i had to shove the thing (couldnt determine gender) when she was going to punch sophie....

give her some tequila and she's pretty dangerous.

she crippled some guy on the dance floor cause he kept on trying to rub his dick against her ass so she grabbed his balls and he went down in pain.....with her yelling 'IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? HUH? WANKER.' and then pouring her beer over his head.

and another guy tried to pick her up at the bar, she got him to buy her three tequila shots, down the two and brought the other back for me, adn gave him the finger.

and then some thing that looked like she escaped from the women's prison in holloway, shoved her, instead of walking past her, and i had to shove the thing (couldnt determine gender) when she was going to punch sophie....

give her some tequila and she's pretty dangerous.

she crippled some guy on the dance floor cause he kept on trying to rub his dick against her ass so she grabbed his balls and he went down in pain.....with her yelling 'IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? HUH? WANKER.' and then pouring her beer over his head.

and another guy tried to pick her up at the bar, she got him to buy her three tequila shots, down the two and brought the other back for me, adn gave him the finger.

and then some thing that looked like she escaped from the women's prison in holloway, shoved her, instead of walking past her, and i had to shove the thing (couldnt determine gender) when she was going to punch sophie....

give her some tequila and she's pretty dangerous.

she crippled some guy on the dance floor cause he kept on trying to rub his dick against her ass so she grabbed his balls and he went down in pain.....with her yelling 'IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? HUH? WANKER.' and then pouring her beer over his head.

and another guy tried to pick her up at the bar, she got him to buy her three tequila shots, down the two and brought the other back for me, adn gave him the finger.

and then some thing that looked like she escaped from the women's prison in holloway, shoved her, instead of walking past her, and i had to shove the thing (couldnt determine gender) when she was going to punch sophie....

give her some tequila and she's pretty dangerous.

she crippled some guy on the dance floor cause he kept on trying to rub his dick against her ass so she grabbed his balls and he went down in pain.....with her yelling 'IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? HUH? WANKER.' and then pouring her beer over his head.

and another guy tried to pick her up at the bar, she got him to buy her three tequila shots, down the two and brought the other back for me, adn gave him the finger.

and then some thing that looked like she escaped from the women's prison in holloway, shoved her, instead of walking past her, and i had to shove the thing (couldnt determine gender) when she was going to punch sophie....

give her some tequila and she's pretty dangerous.

maybe me and sophie should get together and do tequlia shots. watch out, world!

or when she sprayed the entire fashionista crowd at trash with beer because she was excited when her favourite song came on...

yeah, you and sophie and tequila......I WOULD BE VERY SCARED!

i love trash though!

It wasn't me this time.

I miss the "Random Thread" selection..

There are other methods of getting stuff though. This came up when I looked for "University Challenge"...

Amazing to think the Cheeky Girls have been around for five years!

this wasn't really a "challenge" for old ilx, more "a way of life".

it's not really "a way of life" but more "touch my bum, this is life"

Gareth should use three exclamation marks in a row more often.

RIP doomie

He was a shitty poster.

The Dead Ringers skit featuring Kirsty Wark singing the "Cheeky Song"- most arousing thing on TV this year.

-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 01:50

o..rly???

I can totally get behind that. Jan Ravens as herself = completely sexless. Jan Ravens as pretty much anyone else = HOTT.

^^^this. I would have sex with all this unfunny tv impressionist women

Ronnie Ancona? Yes, indeed.

hmm. ronnie ancona yes. doing her audrey hepburn.

doomie doing audrey hepburn :)

Ronnie Ancona as Nigella = THERE'S A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND SHE'S INVITED

the video for their cover of "boys boys boys" is hilarious and looks like it cost about a tenner to make.