help me find my asthma inhaler

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i get them in twos: one is finished, one is lost somewhere

i have my yearly asthma check-up on tuesday when i can get a new prescription

will 2moro be tiresome and wkeezy for mark s, or can you guess where he might by mistake have put his other salbutamol inhaler?

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

your inhaler is causing a hole in the ozone layer

keith (keithmcl), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe it's under your pillow!

rainy (rainy), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

i couldnt breathe in the night
i was scrambling around
looking for my puffer
i couldnt breathe
you looked so fast asleep
i didnt want to wake you
i couldnt breathe
i was scrambling around
looking for my puffer
i couldnt breathe
you looked so fast asleep
i didnt want to wake you
i couldnt breathe
i was scrambling around
looking for my puffer
i couldnt breathe
you looked so fast asleep
i didnt want to wake you
i couldnt breathe
i was scrambling around
looking for my puffer
i couldnt breathe
you looked so fast asleep
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Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

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mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

is it in the bathroom cabinet?

rainy (rainy), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.kids.cyh.com.au/cyh/images/kids/asinhaler.jpg

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

http://bathroom-medicine-cabinets.com/images/new/cabinet-bathroom-zaca.gif

rainy (rainy), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:33 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe it is by my teddybear?

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/casthmap.jpg

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

(ps these are all sensible suggestions, which is where i looked first)

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Look in the pocket of a jacket you haven't worn for a while.

Mine is hidden in my pillowcase so my puppy won't eat it. I'm concerned though: he saw me put it away this morning and got a reflective look in his shiny blackcurrant eye.

estela, Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe one of yer other toy beasties is wearing it as a boot

jones (actual), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it in your hat pocket?

http://www.hotilids.com/images/cowboy%20stash%20it.jpg

rainy (rainy), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Dear St. Anthony of Padua,

Please help mark s find his asthma inhaler.

Thanking you in anticipation.

(mark s you will find it now.)

estela, Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

part of the problem is that i have like one working bulb in my entire flat

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

turn the tv on and open the fridge and microwave for more light

rainy (rainy), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

It's in the microwave!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)

this albino hedgehog is also called puffer:

http://www.twoengineers.com/puffer.jpg

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't have a microwave jel

if i did i'd put tinfoil in it and turn it own for more light

rainy the tv is never off

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

my plan now is to go to sleep and to dream where it is

probably i will dream it is in ned's hat pocket

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

good luck with finding it mark!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:58 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.nmpft.org.uk/img/about/collections/television/cossor.jpg

rainy (rainy), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.aol.com/rilke8/myhomepage/inhale.jpg

bnw (bnw), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

dexter wd help me find it i feel sure

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

post more possible suggestions while i sleep, plz

they will possibly feed into my head by interwebby microwave magic

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)


http://www.cleanfreshair.com/graphics/asthma_bronkiesolo.gif

rainy (rainy), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:11 (twenty-three years ago)

desk drawer! or somewhere near your desk - it must be true!

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

fallen into a boot

rainy (rainy), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Now then mark, sit down, ready?

OK then, where did you last have it?

Simeon (Simeon), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:39 (twenty-three years ago)

in the glove compartment of the car

rainy (rainy), Sunday, 8 December 2002 23:48 (twenty-three years ago)

by your bed

That hedgehog is surreal.

Simeon (Simeon), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mine is on the windowsill. It's almost empty, though... I'm gonna get a new prescription when I go to the doctor next I dunno week or something.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

it is in the thingy under the doodad

ron (ron), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

it's in your handbag

rainy (rainy), Monday, 9 December 2002 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

let's ask young werner heisenberg!! check him out he's so swoony

http://www.theoriginalsoundtrack.com/ile/heisenberg.jpg

geeta (geeta), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Ass-mar.

(PS: it is under a pile of dirty towels in the bathroom. I put it there. Sorry.)

Dan I., Monday, 9 December 2002 04:29 (twenty-three years ago)

i found it!!

rainy was right, it was in my medicine cabinet after all!! in its blue box, that's why i didn't spot it

rainy is short for brainy

mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 December 2002 11:46 (twenty-three years ago)

...just when I thought someone was hiding under the table holding it upside down and was about to shout "Up periscope!"

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 9 December 2002 11:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Can you still smash open asthma inhalers and get a Lester Bangs-style high off the contents?

Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 9 December 2002 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

http://webland.panservice.it/alternativi/artierumori/images/img/melies.jpg

sorry, got this asthma inhaler in my eye.

erik, Monday, 9 December 2002 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Puffers are evil. Defeat evil with Buteyko (well, it helps anyway). It especially helps when you start to freak out because you can't find your puffer.

toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 9 December 2002 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

puffers are iconic and feature in many a top hollywood movies viz signs

mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 December 2002 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it possible to fill an inhaler with something else, like gin?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 December 2002 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

toraneko i do yoga breathing to calm me down: it helps but it is not a cure-all sadly

mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 December 2002 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

it is certainly possible to fill it with lint when the top falls off in yr pocket and then inhale a lung-full of ditto

mark s (mark s), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmm. I thinking that pmping lint into asthmatic lungs is neither keen nor sexy.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, I would have thought that inhaling gin is quite bad for yr respiratory system in general. Worse than lint even?

Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

However, I think that _pymping_ things into yr lungs is extremely keen and sexy.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 9 December 2002 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I knew I would be right in one way or another!

rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 02:25 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...
i have run out and it takes the health centre TWO AND A HALF DAYS to order up new and i am borrowin from sistrah becky for the weekend

mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:23 (twenty years ago)

Mark - go to the nearest pharmacy, and ask the pharmacist to sell you one. You don't need a prescription at all - the pharmacist will check your name and date of birth on the NHS database to confirm that you are normally prescribed the inhaler by yr doctor, he/she will then whinge and moan a bit about how you should have ordered your repeat prescription sooner, but will then dispense one to you anyway(at a cost of about £6 I think, but it's worth it if you're all wheezy).

I have done this two or three times - it was my doctor who told me about it.

C J (C J), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:29 (twenty years ago)

!!!??? :0 :0 :0 is this is new development?

£6.50 = prescription cost anyway so no prob there

i'm not actually all wheezy at all, just botherd that i may become so when i don't have an inhaler

mark s (mark s), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:32 (twenty years ago)

It's not a new development, but it's something that's just not widely known about. There are certain medicines for which a pharmacist has the permission to use his/her discretion to dispense. I think they'd get a bit fed up if you kept doing it (but like I said, I've done it a few times and had no problems with it ... I just spun a few stories about having lost my inhaler, or left it behind and I had no way of getting home quickly to it, or the truth about having not ordered a repeat in time before the last one ran out).

It is a bit more expensive, as you prob get a couple of inhalers at a time on one prescription for £6.50 (or has it just gone up? I think it's about seven quid now), whereas this will be about £6 or so for just one. They varied in cost between the different pharmacies - I think Boots was cheapest :)

C J (C J), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:46 (twenty years ago)

just botherd that i may become so when i don't have an inhaler

Isn't that always the way, though? If you have one, you won't need it. Having that blue inhaler is like having a comfort blanket!

C J (C J), Friday, 21 April 2006 11:47 (twenty years ago)

thirteen years pass...

COVID advice for those with asthma seems to be: take yr inhaler with you just in case

asthma doesn't put me more at risk of infection i don't think but if i *do* get infected then i'm in a worse pickle than i wd be if i didn't have asthma

mark s, Saturday, 14 March 2020 15:23 (six years ago)

(current answer to thread question = it's in the usual place on the kitchen shelf)

mark s, Saturday, 14 March 2020 15:24 (six years ago)

I’m very cavalier about my inhaler but I have started taking it out with me just in case, although the expiration date on it says 2018 so who knows if it’ll do me much good

nephs and nieces spread diseases (wins), Saturday, 14 March 2020 15:25 (six years ago)

i took a puff from an old fostair i found in a cupboard a while back and it tasted VERY weird so some of them definitely do undergo chemical change

mark s, Saturday, 14 March 2020 15:28 (six years ago)

That was an air wick

nephs and nieces spread diseases (wins), Saturday, 14 March 2020 15:31 (six years ago)

I have been stock piling rescue inhalers for other people (because I don't need them often but I get one every month for almost pennies when I get the steroid disc thing) because I have been traumatized by how expensive they are in the US. I kind of just give them out to whoever needs one now (within reason).

I keep one by my bed, one in my purse and one near my rower now.

Yerac, Saturday, 14 March 2020 15:54 (six years ago)

asthma-haver over here, assuming if i get this it'll be a fuckin wild ride, but i have a pretty recently updated inhaler thankfully

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 14 March 2020 15:58 (six years ago)

do you need any extra? next time i am in nyc (i have no clue when that will be now, it was supposed to be next month) I can give you a couple.

Yerac, Saturday, 14 March 2020 15:59 (six years ago)

i don’t think so at the moment, i just got this inhaler when i got sick last month and there’s plenty left, but thank you!

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 14 March 2020 16:01 (six years ago)

Came here to answer “did you check the fridge” since that’s often where I absent-mindlessly put things.

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 14 March 2020 16:01 (six years ago)

the new pink ones (fostair) yr actually meant to keep in the fridge, at least till you crack em open and start using them

mark s, Saturday, 14 March 2020 16:02 (six years ago)

i've used expired albuterol before, even a few years after. it is significantly better than not using albuterol

marcos, Saturday, 14 March 2020 16:03 (six years ago)

yeah, I have used expired ones too. When i was between health insurance and I was getting annoyed because wheezing was keeping me up at night during allergy season, a friend gave me her son's expired ones. It was totally fine. They kind of don't have that long of a manufacture to expiration date range. I was just looking at the boxes I do have right now.

Yerac, Saturday, 14 March 2020 16:07 (six years ago)

albuterol is the blue one as per the OP (salbutamol or ventolin in the UK) and i don't think it significantly degrades at all

but fostair (which is a combo inhaler, declometasone dipropionate and formoterol fumarate dihydrate) really does change taste in a nasty way

mark s, Saturday, 14 March 2020 16:09 (six years ago)

i was so used to calling it only albuterol, I was trying to get one in France because I knew they are like 5 euro there and pharmacies are accommodating to tourists that need a one off. It actually took a while for the pharmacist and I to agree on Ventoline.

Yerac, Saturday, 14 March 2020 16:13 (six years ago)

nine months pass...

I'm semi-considering getting a home nebuliser, as an inhaler and preventer are not really doing the job for me in this cold weather. I've been wheezing for the last few days, and worse when lying down - so also a bit sleep deprived.

But not bad enough to consider a hospital visit..-

Luna Schlosser, Saturday, 26 December 2020 21:04 (five years ago)

seven months pass...

just discovered bono's son elijah's dublin rockband is called INHALER

this has put me in a bad temper (i haven't heard their top-selling debut LP)

mark s, Saturday, 31 July 2021 17:13 (four years ago)

it's like a name that would have been rejected by a c-tier sports metal band in the early 2000s

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 31 July 2021 17:17 (four years ago)

on behalf of this thread i'm calling it cultural appropriation

mark s, Saturday, 31 July 2021 17:20 (four years ago)

now listening to INHALER's debut on spotify, like driving past bono's london pad and angrily hurling a 1p coin at its fancy door

mark s, Sunday, 1 August 2021 11:10 (four years ago)

the julian lennon of nothing at all

mark s, Sunday, 1 August 2021 11:10 (four years ago)

now I just want to know if Shane MacGowan also has a kid with a band. Especially if he cosplays like a pisshead tramp and the band does a mix of vapourwave/landfill!

calzino, Sunday, 1 August 2021 11:33 (four years ago)

i'd like to be able to take a robustly challopsy line on the unexpected excellence of the pampered musical progeny of the major stars but they keep pulling stuff like this!

(there must be a thread about this for me to stink up)

mark s, Sunday, 1 August 2021 11:46 (four years ago)

I think an example of this sometimes being a good thing was when Ornette Coleman put his 10 year old kid on drums.

calzino, Sunday, 1 August 2021 11:49 (four years ago)

lol yes

mark s, Sunday, 1 August 2021 12:05 (four years ago)

and called it ornette at 12 even tho denardo was ten iirc

mark s, Sunday, 1 August 2021 12:06 (four years ago)

inhaler would be a suitably bad name for a weezer tribute band

estela, Monday, 2 August 2021 05:58 (four years ago)

part of the problem is that i have like one working bulb in my entire flat
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 8 December 2002 22:45 (eighteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^^this is also true again right now, i shd fix it probably

mark s, Monday, 2 August 2021 10:33 (four years ago)

In electrician circles if you call a lamp a "bulb" you get frowned at and people question your professionalism. It's taken me 10 years of not being one to finally accept "bulb" so I'll let you off this time!

calzino, Monday, 2 August 2021 11:12 (four years ago)

I was picturing mark s waiting 18 years or so until the last bulb had blown before bothering to replace them all.

Luna Schlosser, Monday, 2 August 2021 11:33 (four years ago)

there's a hardware-and-cheap-tat shop on at the near end of the mare street narrow way where for ages the shelf with all the er lightbulbs on was indicated by a handwritten cardboard sign that simply read BLUB

luna schlosser correct obviously, thats just how i roll

mark s, Monday, 2 August 2021 11:40 (four years ago)


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