I am feeling bitter and twisted and inadequate and too cynical and untidy in my mind. What can I do?

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Any suggestions?

― simon (simon), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:04 (twenty-three years ago)

read the charlie brown thread!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Simon is such a beautiful name; I need a friend named Simon.

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 9 December 2002 05:20 (twenty-three years ago)

become sweet , straight, adequate and optimistic and clean?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 9 December 2002 06:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Ooh good advice Hanle y

― B, Monday, 9 December 2002 06:27 (twenty-three years ago)

i feel the same way tonight and im gonna go smoke some pipe grunge in order to create a cough which will add to my troubles

― hellbaby (hellbaby), Monday, 9 December 2002 08:40 (twenty-three years ago)

bitter and twisted are nice words.

btw, I am ill and it's cold; I need a friend.

― erik, Monday, 9 December 2002 08:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Doing the ironing and tidying my room often sorts me out.

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 9 December 2002 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

wank over photos from national geographic

― Queen G (Queeng), Monday, 9 December 2002 17:46 (twenty-three years ago)

go sledding

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 9 December 2002 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Some combination of the previous two posts.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 December 2002 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

You live dangerously, Mr Perry

― C J (C J), Monday, 9 December 2002 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

What so dangerous about sledding over pictures from National Geographic?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 December 2002 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Depends what you have in your hand at the time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 December 2002 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

is that how you steer?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 9 December 2002 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Listen to late '50s Louis Prima while reading Calvin & Hobbes comics.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 9 December 2002 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

When I need cheering up, I read ilXor threads!

― C J (C J), Monday, 9 December 2002 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Ho Ho by Ike Turner while reading P.G. Wodehouse is good too.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 9 December 2002 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Bitter? Twisted? Inadequate? Cynical? Untidy in your mind?

I recommend sex.

Of course, I ALWAYS recommend sex.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 December 2002 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I agree with madchen about cleaning up. It helps clean up the mind too. And keeping a journal can be nice. And playing with a cuddly pet. And going shopping. Or taking a nice, long, candle-lit bath and then putting lotion on oneself afterwards. Escape with a good book or movie. Meet up with a close friend or your mom.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 9 December 2002 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Thank you all for your suggestions. Part of my current problem is that I have realised I do not like myself much at all, and that is a painful acknowledgement to make - 'nod to the dark ( undesirable ) aspects of your personality'.

― simon (simon), Monday, 9 December 2002 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I recommend sex.
Of course, I ALWAYS recommend sex.

But what if you're feeling bitter and twisted and inadequate and cynical and untidy in your mind because you can't get laid?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 December 2002 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Uh... Why don't you lay yourself? And I don't mean that in a bad way.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 9 December 2002 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Is there a bad way? (note to Tom: don't answer that)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 December 2002 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I just meant to say "Go lay yourself" as opposed to "Go fuck yourself" because that generally has negative connotations.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 9 December 2002 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

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