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gimme a poem...
henry rollins
part animal, part machine
poetry, prose and 50 grams of protein
awwwriight...
jeff martin of Tea Party
I dance along the edges of twilight Jeff Martin
Tween the moonbeams on the pastoral grass
Where the sitar sings to our eternal souls
Doesn't eastern philosophy impress the girls

Awwwriiigghhtt...

― lawnsmell, Friday, 13 December 2002 02:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Marcie, is that your real name?
Surely someone is having a laugh,
But not me, I know you're fer real,
Just don't end up wrapped round a tree.

For Marcie Bolen of the Von Bondies.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 13 December 2002 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

There once was a man called THE EDGE
Who liked to eat cheese from a HEDGE
Stilton was his fave
Until he went to a rave
And then preferred a SAND-WEDGE!

Ah that was shit.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 13 December 2002 11:48 (twenty-three years ago)

oh the ass of julian casablancas
has a curious effect on a certain lass
he looks so cute
in his vintage suit
that he's driving the poor girl to MADNASS!!!

― kate, Friday, 13 December 2002 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

About Julian's ass- I know it is mentioned a lot (Kate), but I've never really mused on it myself-can you actually SEE it in those suits? Oh wait, it popped out once didn't it?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 13 December 2002 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

don't make me start posting photographic evidence
on this thread it has no relevance
i will be shot dead
if i post that ass on another thread
so i will link up with elegance

― kate, Friday, 13 December 2002 12:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Ira K. and Georgia Hubley
I like them each and love them doubly
I love their covers and the ones they write
Even if the words aren't so erudite
In the mid-'90s alt-boom they played at my uni
I was surprised they'd come out to that boonie
They don't really seem like the college-tour type
(Well, they can be a little droney; that's my main gripe.)
When I think of "road dogs" I think of hardcore
Not owners of records by Zsa Zsa Gabor!
But Ira said he liked us, and I bet that's the truth
One alumnus was Lee Ranaldo of Sonic Youth.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 December 2002 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Yngwie, on a jet plane,
Unleash the fucking fury and bring the pain.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 13 December 2002 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

what rhymes with 'yngwie'?

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 13 December 2002 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

bring me?

as in "bring me the head of that malmsteen oaf yngwie?"

― kate, Friday, 13 December 2002 13:33 (twenty-three years ago)

minge-y?

― thom west (thom w), Friday, 13 December 2002 13:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I think his name is pronounced Eeng - vay (rhymes with "oy vey").

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 December 2002 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

(with the first syllable stressed)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 December 2002 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

If I played bass for Yngwie
I'd whack him over his head with my Music Man StingRay.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 13 December 2002 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)

sting? schwing!!

― anon s (mark s), Friday, 13 December 2002 13:43 (twenty-three years ago)

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