Every time I see the commercial for the new J.Lo movie where she says "oops, I almost sat on your face!"...

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...I get serious wood.

― Dan I., Friday, 13 December 2002 06:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry, but no matter what J.Lo does or says it doesn't have that effect. She does nothing for me, I'm afraid.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 13 December 2002 08:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I might even go so far as to call it "mad wood". Yes, in fact, every time I see the commercial for that new J.Lo movie where she says "oops, I almost sat on your face" I get "mad" wood.

― Dan I., Friday, 13 December 2002 09:15 (twenty-three years ago)

does your wood ooze sap then?

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 13 December 2002 09:19 (twenty-three years ago)

My Mom says "I don't like Jennifer Lopez. Why do people find her attractive? She's Puerto Rican. I lived in Puerto Rico and she is not that pretty [compared to other Puerto Rican women]."

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 13 December 2002 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you seen this?

http://www.cloud10.org/newimages26/jaylobj.wmv

― Aaron W, Friday, 13 December 2002 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck! that's a prime example of why Fox news and all its newscasters are completely fucking evil! Seriously, that's the smarmiest look I've ever seen on a human face. That guy's expression screams "punch me". That smirk as he's all "...but it won't happen again.."; yeah it won't happen again, because I'ma come down there and put you in some serious need of even more plastic surgery you poster boy for the bright republican future. Asshole.

Ech. Forget J.Lo. My hatred for Fox (news) outweighs all.

(Aaron, this doesn't reflect on you; I just hate Fox is all)

― Dan I., Friday, 13 December 2002 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

But, you know, the simpsons and malcolm in the middle and stuff is cool...

― Dan I., Friday, 13 December 2002 22:25 (twenty-three years ago)

dan email me.

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 14 December 2002 01:35 (twenty-three years ago)

"Wood" meant "mad" in medieval days. You got wood wood.

― crystal (maryann), Saturday, 14 December 2002 06:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't there a new Britney single called "Oops, I almost sat on your face"?

― webcrack (music=crack), Saturday, 14 December 2002 07:15 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

This isn't in the British trailer. I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad about this.

― Graham (graham), Saturday, 8 March 2003 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

J Lo was very good at guessing which country in the UK various foods came from on the Saturday Show this morning. But she totally wouldn't try any Spotted Dick.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 March 2003 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I must get up earlier on Saturdays.

― Graham (graham), Saturday, 8 March 2003 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, the babe from Dial-a-Date was presenting as Fern is in celebrity Fame Academy!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 March 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I would so seriously french kiss JLo's arse until my wood created sap splodes.

― Aeschma Deava, Sunday, 9 March 2003 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

who was it who called her pie dish face?

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 9 March 2003 09:01 (twenty-three years ago)

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