Trent Lott is a gigantic cockfarmer

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Don't say I never did anything for you, Nicole.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 December 2002 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Does that mean he farms gigantic cocks exclusively?

Who's a teeny tiny tiddling cock farmer?

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 13 December 2002 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay!

His apology for the comments he made during the Strom Thurmond retirement debacle seem to smack of "Whoops! I didn't mean to say that aloud" rather than really being sorry or not meaning what he said.

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 13 December 2002 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

It just goes to show that people like him are really racist, they just hide it very carefully. All the other racists, like Bush, were quick to say "Shhh you idiot! You'll give us away!"

Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 13 December 2002 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

But he was very sorry for any offense anyone may have taken! Whatta mensch!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 December 2002 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Am I so dulled to the sense of expectation from anyone in politics that the whole thing didn't surprise me at all?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 December 2002 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm pleasantly surprised that it's catching as much heat as it is. It's a fantastic statement, too -- one of those great mishaps where someone says something stupid and then goes on a roll, excitedly digging the hole even deeper.

(I hope politicians never figure out that just because an audience seems pleased, that doesn't mean the rest of the world will agree: it's because of this fact that the public gets a little ear on what ideologues do "in private.")

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 13 December 2002 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

the fact that replublicans may let him stay on as their "Majority Leader" just shows what utter assholes they all are.

g (graysonlane), Friday, 13 December 2002 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Lott said Wednesday night that he hoped he could be judged in the full context of his career, which he said has included support of historically black colleges and universities.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "See? I'm not a segregationist racist!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 December 2002 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

(Psssssst, Dan. Your planned comments for the racism thread?)

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 13 December 2002 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

It is good that we can depend on the Republicans to fuck things up for themselves given the shitty state of the Democratic party. BRAVO Trent Lott! You may have lost 5% of Bush's votes in the next election!

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 13 December 2002 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we get a graphic to go along with this? You know, a particularly uncomplimentary pic of Lott to make fun of?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 13 December 2002 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Lott's exact comments never made specific reference to racism. They COULD have been, and were taken that way, but was segregationalism the ONLY thin that the old fart stood for? Dixiecrats were formed to combat the growing federalism in the nation. They were opposed to the federal government exhibiting the force of certain laws which the dixicrats believed belonged to the state. Anti-segregation laws were part of that, but not the entire focus. Although Lott's statement was ill-stated, and he should step down as majority leader given the present controversy, his comments were not inappropriate, only perceived that way by leftist whinos who need something to complain about.

--, Friday, 13 December 2002 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

"leftist whinos who need something to complain about"

That's me! That's me!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 13 December 2002 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

trying to start arguments while posting anonymous = cunt

Aaron W, Friday, 13 December 2002 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Nobody forms a party/grouping for things like "states rights" in the abstract only because of the particular content of social fabric which rights preserve or threaten or etc.

And actually segregationalism was THE PRIMARY thing that defined Thurmond's campaign -- any other claim is sheer revisionism.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 13 December 2002 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I prefer winos named Lefty.

http://www.bigzosso.ukbikers.net/assets/duplicate3/Kev_Braddell_and_me.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 December 2002 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Sterling hit it on the head re: Senate Majority KKKluxer Lott and his comments. Little for me to add here.

"Anonymous" is just repeating Rush Limbaugh-isms, like the good little Dittohead that he is.

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 13 December 2002 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Dittoheads = cockfarmers... fo' sure

Aaron W, Friday, 13 December 2002 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

That whole Thrumond par-tay was pretty disturbing. He was like grabbing the ass of some Marilyn Monroe impersonator while she sang Happy Birthday to him.

I could have maybe bought the "he didn't mean it *that* way" if not for all the apologizing he's doing now. But it sure was nice of the untouchable Republicans to shoot themselves in the foot.

bnw (bnw), Friday, 13 December 2002 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

hey anonymous, if trent lott didn't intend his words to be (or at least be able to be) taken that way, then why have his apologies so far failed to state that he now believes segregationism to be WRONG?

lott has been all too equivocal ("discarded policies of the past" etc. -- which coming from a conservative might still be taken as a semi-nostalgic compliment) and until he actually comes out and says something like "i was wrong; strom was wrong; segretationism was wrong," it's hard to escape the idea that he might still believe otherwise.

and worse than that, it seems lott believed that some significant portion of his party supporters and the american public in general would find his message stirring and refreshingly candid. it's one thing to get people to support restrictions on the power of the federal government (a message the republicans have been mostly successful at getting across over the last 20 years), but it's quite another to tie such policies (even implicitly) to such abhorrent, racist views.

one of the reasons why bush (like reagan before him) has been politically successful is that he seems, at heart, to be a decent guy (i think many, many americans think his character is a much stronger positive than his lack of intellectual sophistication is a negative). what lott said, in contrast, wasn't so much dumb as mean.

i think the majority of americans were repulsed by lott's comments and do not share his views at all. and i think this will backfire far beyond the now-certain end of his political career, despite bush's admirably clear denunciation (hanle y -- what makes you call bush a racist?).

this incident has called into question a good portion of the moral authority of a group of politicians who have made explicitly moral appeals (on the response to 9/11, the clinton/lewinsky affair, corporate responsibility, etc) their trademark. in trent lott's case, the mask slipped. i think people will be watching more closely to see what other bodies wash up on the republican beach.

doctor love hewitt (doctor love hewitt), Friday, 13 December 2002 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm actually a bit surprised -- pleasantly surprised -- that his comments have received as much negative attention as they have: it's reassuring to me to see that the general public cares.

It's funny: it might be my own politics biasing my perspective, but this sort of thing seems to be a general conservative tendency. Republicans draw more of their support from groups the public would consider extremists; with Democrats, it's more likely groups the public might consider just silly. And the ostensible "mainstream" of conservatism is, I think, a lot more closely linked with the fringes than on the other side of the spectrum. So we see -- over and over! -- conservatives making wondrous blunders when talking to their "home crowds," so to speak, whether it's at Bob Jones or while feting Thurmond. They're magnificent to watch, as this Lott one was, because you can just feel them go on a roll: they make one comment and the crowd's receptive and then they start picking up steam and barrelling onward until clunk, they've revealed exactly the opinions the general public has always been afraid they're hiding somewhere in there.

(Actually this happens plenty with liberals as well, but it tends to be in print, columns in particular. In which case the potential for saying something blindingly awful is greatly diminished.)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 13 December 2002 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

and nobody reads the paper, too, nabisco, so liberals can say whatever they want there ;-)

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 13 December 2002 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

and not too mention, states rights is a bunch of bullshit, replublicans always use it selectively. I mean, if the policy is conservative (e.g. abortion bans or consent laws), the states have the right to enact, but if it is progressive (e.g. medical marijuana, right to die, etc) then they use federal power to stop it. In any case, I prefer Hamiltonian to Jeffersonian politics in the case of state's rights (among other things).

Republicans are all cockfarmers. Do you hear that, republicans? You are a bunch of cockfarmers.

g (graysonlane), Friday, 13 December 2002 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha, well, I was thinking more of stuff like Nation columns than newspapers. Like that whole thing with Katha Pollitt and her daughter's flag.

I was surprised by the furor over this one because Lott has a long and glorious history of shit associations and awful commentary: kind words for a white supremacist group called the CCC that he later lied about and denied; on-record support for Bob Jones University's prohibition of interracial dating; a cozy history with Southern Partisan magazine. (So many key figures in our government just adore this magazine that you'd think more people would actually read it.) I suppose if he weren't at the center of such a shitstorm he'd pretend that (a) he really had no opinions about segregation apart from the issue of federalism, in which he has some deep philosophical interest, (b) when he said a white supremacist group had the "right ideas" he meant all those other ideas they had, like about puppies and film criticism, and (c) he filed a Supreme Court amicus brief on behalf of Bob Jones not because of anything having to do with the dating policy but because of another theoretical concern involving federal power over the exercise of religion. (He'd have the even-handed concern for principle of ... of an ACLU member!)

I'm glad one of them finally stuck.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 13 December 2002 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

They had one of his um, "black friends" on CNN last night, talking about hw actions should speak louder than words and that Trent has been a loyal friends for years, etc. and that actions should speak louder than words. Then he admitted when prodded to being on TV because Trent Lott's office had referred CNN to him for any further inquiries re: Trent's black friends!

Vic, Friday, 13 December 2002 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

actually, nabisco, i'm a bit surprised that you're surprised. if you put it to a vote, what percentage of americans do you think would be in favor of rolling back the racial politics clock to 1948? sure, there are still some hard-core racists around, but their number is few, and dwindling.

i think your surprise speaks to a misperception of the values that most people (from whatever point on the political spectrum) bring to current debates about racial issues. yes, of course, racism is alive and well in 2002. if you define the term broadly enough, most people have views that can be called racist. but i think some of that is more of a low-grade, chronic (or at least sub-acute) form of racism than that which drove so many people to protest desegregation. not that these more modern racist ideas aren't a problem, but at least they're not the same problem.

i think we can be too quick to slap the racist label on ideas we disagree with. some of today's racial questions (about affirmative action, or police profiling, or slave reparations) are such that reasonable people who aren't racists (by many definitions) may disagree about which course of action is best. but some of the battles of the past are not at all ambiguous (i don't want to write "more black and white"). i think the general public cares very much that those battles were won, and is sure that the winners were right.

i also think that when we fail to acknowledge that america is doing a much better job of living up to its founding ideals than it has previously, we take away some of the force of our criticisms of things as they still stand. it's a sort of godwin's law-like over-reaching that turns people (who, whatever else they believe, are usually convinced that they're ok) off, and increases the possibility that reasonable comments will fall on deaf ears.

but this may be an overly-optimistic view of the better angels of human nature. after all, i'm a white guy from canada, so i can only imagine what you've had to deal with. but being for segregation in 2002 would be akin to being for disenfranchising women. would you be surprised to see the american public reject that idea?

doctor love hewitt (doctor love hewitt), Friday, 13 December 2002 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

in other words, support for BJU(?)'s ban on interracial dating is many things (including racist, by my definition), but it's (and we're) still several good steps forward from 1948.

lott's support for that ban != his apparent support for thurmond's dixiecrat platform, and thus the difference in public reaction.

doctor love hewitt (doctor love hewitt), Friday, 13 December 2002 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, wait, Hewitt: there's a big difference between disagreeing with what he said and getting actively upset about it. I'm not surprised that people disagree, for the exact reasons you mention. What I'm surprised at is that the issue seems to have some traction, that the public isn't merely saying, as if often does, "I don't know exactly what he said or meant, and I don't really feel like thinking about it -- so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt." After all, this is what people have done with a lot of equivalent events for quite a while -- even, as I was saying, with Lott in particular. You can talk to the Southern Partisan for quite a while about the greatness of the Confederacy, but so long as you don't explicitly say you think slavery was okay a lot of people will just shrug their shoulders and blow the whole thing off.

In other words, I follow your arguments as to why this might strike some people as worse than previous problems, but my whole point is that a lot of people don't even like to start thinking about it that much in the first place.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 13 December 2002 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't know, maybe the confederacy is so far in the past or so sharply disconnected from modern political ideas that no one can imagine that even a southern partisan interviewee would push to reinstitute slavery, given political power. segregation, on the other hand, is a reality that people are still very familiar with.

also, the confederacy is a big enough idea that it can be taken (not by me, though) as a symbol of other things that people can reasonably still think are important. thurmond's campaign in '48, from what i know of it, was little more than hateful race-baiting. it's a lot harder to dodge the question in this case, especially with that "not enough troops in the army" quote floating about.

i don't think people avoid thinking about these things at all -- racial politics are as hot-button as it gets. but i think many people (especially on the left) are conflicted enough about their own ideas on race (is this racist? will others think so?) that they tend to cut people some slack, especially when other, less inflammatory interpretations are possible.

but in this case, lott has no wiggle room at all. not just what he said, but the way he said it (eyes flashing, self-righteousness incarnate) has put him well outside the mood of just about everyone in the country.

doctor love hewitt (doctor love hewitt), Friday, 13 December 2002 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

It's too late for Lott, at this point. Unless something very odd happens, this is going to follow him around for the next decade, at least. I'd expect Bush to keep his distance from him, in a media/press context, for the remainder of his term.

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 13 December 2002 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

this incident has called into question a good portion of the moral authority of a group of politicians who have made explicitly moral appeals (on the response to 9/11, the clinton/lewinsky affair, corporate responsibility, etc) their trademark

The interesting thing about this statement is that I suspect many Americans do not feel that the GOP has much moral authority as far as the corporate responsibility issue. In fact, the GOP has been awfully quick to try and bury the issue-somewhat successfully, in my opinion. I can't remember the last time I heard anything about real actions being taken to combat corporate malfeasance, short of Harvey Pitt's resignation (which was actively opposed by the Bush administration, of course). Instead, right-wing apologists are popping up in magazines like Forbes spouting off about how CEOs are more honest than politicians and don't deserve to be punished despite having manipulated markets and reaped enormous personal fortunes while making shareholder money vanish into thin air.

webcrack (music=crack), Saturday, 14 December 2002 02:15 (twenty-three years ago)

right, but that's still a moral appeal, even if it doesn't impress many people. the idea that the solution to corporate malfeasance is a call for higher standards of personal integrity (instead of a more pragmatic call for regulations and accountability) is the point.

the GOP followed the same pattern in attacking clinton more on his personal morality than his public record (by framing his personal moral failings as public ones). and much of their rhetoric post 9/11 is similarly oriented toward transcendent moral ideals (americans ever-innocent and good, facing an enemy of incomprehensible, implacable evil, etc).

this appealing fiction rests on the idea that "we" (depending on the speaker) are the good ones -- our character is proof enough that we should prevail. but what lott said will make it very hard for many americans to continue to assume that he has their best interests at heart, that he is really on their side. and those same questions can, and will be extended to the republican party as a whole.

from the left, the response might be: "it's about time!" but the thing is, however many things the bush administration has done that irritate or infuriate you (the environmental record, the tax cut, missile defense, whatever), these are questions on which reasonable people disagree. the number of people who read the wall street journal or listen to limbaugh should be proof of that (if you think that's just proof that they're all idiots, you're part of the problem, sorry). i still think that what lott said (and implied) this week goes so far beyond what's reasonable that many people (some for the first time in a long time) will call into question the ability of republicans to continue to present themselves as inherently good.

if the republicans are going to maintain their coalition, they will have to reassure moderates that lott's views (and those of others like him) have no part in the party mainstream. which means he's done. of course, this will go against the triumphalist rhetoric (and the increasingly baldfaced right-wing policies) accompanying their recent victories. but if the GOP doesn't draw a bright enough line in the minds of the voters, their moment at the top will be short-lived.

doctor love hewitt (doctor love hewitt), Saturday, 14 December 2002 03:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Monicagate already pretty much should've buried the right wingnuts' claims to "moral superiority" -- this is where we discovered that Henry Hyde had a "youthful indiscretion" (cheating on his wife when he was in his early forties!), Newt Gingrich was also caught cheating on his then-wife (and soon to be ex-wife) and his replacement Bob Livingston was outed as being into kinky dominatrix stuff, Bob Barr claimed that "real Americans" supported impeachment and (along with Trent Lott!) spoke before the racist Council of Conservative Citizens (or whatever the fuck it's called). Not to mention the legion of windbags who pontificated about "family values" and "integrity" on the nation's airwaves, each more ridiculous and less credible than the next. These were the people calling for Clinton's scalp, remember?

(Then there are folks like me who never thought that any of these assholes were the least bit morally "superior" to anyone, let alone Clinton. And I still don't.)

Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 14 December 2002 03:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Nabisco's surprise on the traction is OTM. I find it nearly amusing that I haven't heard anybody point out that the guy who actually RAN on the platform for president was subsequently re-elected to office so often that ultimately he had to be wheeled in to vote.

Line of the day, in the wake of Bush's "condemnation": "I don't know what is in Trent Lott's heart, but I know what's in his back: Karl Rove's knife".

Hunter (Hunter), Saturday, 14 December 2002 05:06 (twenty-three years ago)

the number of people who read the wall street journal or listen to limbaugh should be proof of that (if you think that's just proof that they're all idiots, you're part of the problem, sorry).

As far as the Journal goes, true. Limbaugh, on the other hand--I've heard some of his ravings and anyone willing to seriously consider his wild denouncements of "the left wingers" and the 'statistics' he manages to fabricate out of thin air has no claim to reasonableness as far as I'm concerned.
I see your point regarding the corporate incidents; I didn't get the thrust of your argument in the initial post. I think the GOP could stand to lose some serious ground if they lose the perception of moral superiority as well. Many of their supporters toe the party line because of this perception rather than out of real support for Republican policies, which often tend not to be in the best interest of many working or middle class voters. However, I don't think the Dems are capable of usurping morality. I haven't been impressed with their recent public relations strategies, or lack thereof.

webcrack (music=crack), Saturday, 14 December 2002 05:29 (twenty-three years ago)

if trent lott didn't intend his words to be (or at least be able to be) taken that way, then why have his apologies so far failed to state that he now believes segregationism to be WRONG?

ummmmm, he said it was wrong specifically, several times.

--, Saturday, 14 December 2002 06:40 (twenty-three years ago)

By the way, I'm not saying I'm a republican, not saying I liek trent lott. All I'm saying is if you're going to criticise, find something better to criticise about. He misspoke, whether he meant it a certain way or not it wasn't directly harmful until it was taken that way. In all actuality it should've been discarded, not praised, but discarded. It was a statment made for no other purpose than to suck up to an old prune. I'm not condoning any of his actions in the past, or any of his other statements, but one small ambiguous phrase should not be enough to create this much attention.

--, Saturday, 14 December 2002 06:43 (twenty-three years ago)

not saying I liek trent lott

Oh how I wanted to read this with the word 'lick'...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 December 2002 06:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha. You're right. Pretty much 'blows' my statement, doesn't it?

--, Saturday, 14 December 2002 06:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh how I wanted to read this with the word 'lick'

related to this -- my DC friends told me (long before this incident) that Lott was rumored to be a closeted gay. nicknamed him "mississippi queen," in fact.

Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 14 December 2002 06:50 (twenty-three years ago)

and concerning an item upthread -- anyone who listens to Rush Limbaugh, and cites to Rush Limbaugh as an authority to anything, is by definition and w/ proven scientific evidence a total fucking idiot. dittoheads might as wear a gigantic sign saying "I AM A FUCKING MORON! TAKE NOTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY!"

Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 14 December 2002 06:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Wasn't Rush diagnosed with some weirdo genetic thing where he'd become completely deaf or something? Has that happened yet?

donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 14 December 2002 07:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Any proof of your statement about rush, tad? You cited proof, I'd liek to see it.

--, Saturday, 14 December 2002 07:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Anon, the point needn't be that the statement was harmful -- it's that the statement was revealing of beliefs most people strongly disagree with in a man who's been entrusted with a major role in our government. It's silly to cast this as an isolated miscommunication when Lott has done things to indicate, time and time again, that he holds these beliefs: this is a person who supported segregation in the 60s, spearheaded the defeat of his fraternity's integration, and has had high praise for what's essentially a white supremacist group. When he implies that he still thinks segregation wasn't such a bad idea, it's hard not to take him at his word, no matter what he might say when he realizes he's just outed himself. It's like an intervention for an alcoholic: no matter how much he assures us we needn't worry, we've all seen the truth.

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 14 December 2002 07:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Now Trent Lott has recanted his beliefs in segregationism can we assume that he will fight apartheid in Israel.

Ed (dali), Saturday, 14 December 2002 09:48 (twenty-three years ago)

not a chance ... not very many Arabs in Mississippi, but shitloads of left behind-style Jesus Freaks.

Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 14 December 2002 10:09 (twenty-three years ago)

A while back there was some hilarity re Thurmond stating "NO decent married couple has ever engaged in sodomy!", after which somebody wrote "The guy's 98, he's probably engaged in sodomy with his wife by mistake"

dave q, Saturday, 14 December 2002 10:27 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...
He's back! Good job, GOP.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

"We must respond to the idea that the American people see us as a bunch of completely bigoted assholes by reconfirming it."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe he can publicly praise George Allen on his next birthday.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

It wouldn't surprise me if Lott called Martinez "Macaca" instead of "Mel."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Feel free to expand on that thought.

Lott, as Whip has to convince 49 fractious bumpkins to vote one way or the other, 24 of whom voted against him. Bush can largely scratch his arse and rely on rely on his minions in congress to do his work..., never having to refer back to his electorate. Lott has to see them every day.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

it would surprise me a lot

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sure how much it matters under friggin Mitch McConnell, but Lott can be a lot more reasonable and bipartisan than many of his colleagues, never mind his voting record. there's a reason the White House wanted him gone four years ago.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

still waiting for someone to out McConnell.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Lott can be a lot more reasonable and bipartisan than many of his colleagues

Considering some of those comments up above from him, that's saying something!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

My impression is that being removed from his leadership post a few years ago has made him a bit more of a loose cannon in the party, willing to agree with Dems a little more often. (He was more willing to be critical of his party, anyway.) And I really wouldn't discount the fact that he found out what real people had to go through when Katrina destroyed his house and the insurance company tried to fuck him just like they tried to fuck everybody else on the flood vs. storm issue down there.

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

"Katrina destroyed his house and the insurance company tried to fuck him just like they tried to fuck everybody else on the flood vs. storm issue down there."

for realz? I hadn't heard this story.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

(I mean I remember Dubya's fabulous comment about Lott's porch, but I wasn't aware that he'd had trouble making a claim/rebuilding)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

still waiting for someone to out McConnell.

-- Dr Morbius

as being married to a dragon lady?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

so does Lott prefer money or catfish grabblin'?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

so does Foley prefer money or catfish grabblin'?

Fixed.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Lott is suing State Farm. (I just found out who the judge is, a childhood friend of my mother's.)

Overview of the dispute:
http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news04/2005/katrina_lott.html

Bill Minor (Jackson Clarion Ledger) column: "Insurance industry wary of a 'new' Sen. Trent Lott"
http://www.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061020/OPINION/610200317/1166

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm. Better late than never, I guess.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

As I recall when I first saw the story, there was some mention of parts of his house being stuck in the high branches of trees. Didn't sound like flood damage to me.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

I'm kind of surprised that the footage of him crying when he first saw the wreckage didn't get bigger play. (He didn't blubber or anything, more of a Chief Dan George kind of crying.)

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

wait a sec, Chief Dan George wasn't in the crying PSA, that was Iron Eyes Cody(?).

stenc, all I can say is I've heard things. from a Kentuckian.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

You're right, Iron Eyes Cody.

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

so does Foley prefer money or catfish grabblin'?

well THAT one we know, but we are still uncertain of Lott's penchant for the grabblin'

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

stenc, all I can say is I've heard things. from a Kentuckian.

blah blah whatever. i went to high school with his daughters and never heard anything. tho they'd never deny him being an asshole!

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Lott_expected_to_announce_resignation_as_1126.html

gabbneb, Monday, 26 November 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

Awesomes!!!1! I wonder if Lott and Cochran drew straws to see who could resign first.

Rock Hardy, Monday, 26 November 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

I expect Mike Moore will run...omg, an actual senator I can vote for, instead of constantly having to vote against somebody.

Rock Hardy, Monday, 26 November 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

"By resigning before Jan. 1, 2008, Lott will dodge new ethics laws that would require him to wait two years before taking on a lucrative lobbying gig in Washington"

artdamages, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

the repugs (lolz) are imploding. gives me (probably false) hope.

artdamages, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

he is resigning to spend more time on his cock farm

akm, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

why are they are all resigning/not running etc en masse? what are they going to run on as a party in all these open seats?

artdamages, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

"We're not Bush, but we're Republicans! Please love us!"

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

i keep reading the title to this thread and thinking of chris tucker saying "and you KNOW this... mann!!!"

Tracer Hand, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

i guess he just wants to spend out his days surrounded by cocks?

artdamages, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

though the senate is chock full.

artdamages, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

there is a story i came across where Rove is telling Rs to distance himself from Bush in 08

artdamages, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

you don't say

Tracer Hand, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

While the exactly reason Lott is stepping down before he finishes his term is unknown, the general speculation is that a quick departure immunizes Lott against tougher restrictions in a new lobbying law that takes effect at the end of the year. That law would require Senators to wait two-years before entering the lucrative world of lobbying Congress.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21973397

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

While the exactly reason

Yup, example #4522 of how spellcheck ain't a copy-editor

kingfish, Monday, 26 November 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071126/capt.fa98e170c4824a419b97d1dd10f883fa.lott_senate_dclb101.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 November 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

Smiley he stood scratching his head and looking down at Dan'l a long time, and at last he says, "I do wonder what in the nation that frog throw'd off for—I wonder if there an't something the matter with him—he 'pears to look might baggy, somehow." And he ketched Dan'l by the nap of the neck, and lifted him up and says, "Why, blame my cats, if he don't weigh five pound!" and turned him upside down, and he belched out a double handful of shot. And then he see how it was, and he was the maddest man—he set the frog down and took out after that feller, but he never ketched him.

kingfish, Monday, 26 November 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Lott's interim replacement is my congressman, Roger Wicker of Tupelo. (One of Newt's boys, came in in '94.) What's the procedure for filling Wicker's seat for the next year? Will it just be empty?

Rock Hardy, Monday, 31 December 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

maybe they'll keep it warm for him?

gabbneb, Monday, 31 December 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

God, I hope Mike Moore runs for the Senate seat in the special election.

Rock Hardy, Monday, 31 December 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

I thought he was gonna run for Cochran's seat?

gabbneb, Monday, 31 December 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

When I saw "north Mississippi congressman", I almost got my hopes that a Democrat could fill Wicker's seat.

But there's probably a big difference between Tupelo and Hernando, isn't there?

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 31 December 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

I reckon the Lott/Wicker seat would be easier to win now, right? Wow, I just realized both MS Senate seats will be on the '08 ballot at once.

xpost, BIG difference

Rock Hardy, Monday, 31 December 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Don't know nuttin about Mr. Wicker, but Trent Lott is still a cockfarmer of stupefying proportions. It's a lifetime appointment.

Aimless, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

i'm getting all my no. miss folks to write in Rock Hardy.

will, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

Wooooo! Fuck yeah! I'm a graduate of Moo U. and I have a clean driving record! Totally qualified!

Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Concerning Sen. Lott, I can't hope to improve on the admirable flurry of columns from hard-line conservatives calling for his departure. But I confess that I am amazed by the narrowness of their attack. Every one of them concentrates exclusively on the civil rights question. Of course black citizens ought to be outraged by any sick nostalgia for the years (and years and years) of Southern apartheid. Yet this is to make the point into one of "sensitivity." The Confederacy, under the leadership of Jefferson Davis, schemed to destroy the Union. It openly solicited the military support of foreign powers in order to do so. It attempted to assassinate a Republican president and may eventually have succeeded. It issued arrogant and disgusting orders for the execution of prisoners of war, without discrimination as to shade or color. It instated censorship, and it instated mandatory (if sectarian) religion. There isn't a "white" person in the country who should not spit upon its treasonous and hateful memory. There would be no such place as "America" if the bloody stars and bars had carried the day.

Thus, never mind that a vote for Strom Thurmond would have been a vote for a pro-segregation party that attacked the Republican as well as the Democratic tradition. More is at stake than the hurt feelings of Al Sharpton or the affected shock of President Bush. What about (say) a (say) female Republican senator from (say) Maine, whose state's regiment carried the day at Gettysburg and thus prevented the partition and demolition of the United States? Do we overlook the Confederate dream of making Washington, D.C., into a capital of slavery, on the ruins of a republic? How does Trent Lott face his own family, let alone his own party, with idle praise for sedition and terrorism on his lips? Can any Republican face any white voter on such a point?

and what, Sunday, 3 February 2008 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

so people think

support for thurmond == racist == just insensitive (wtf), but it should be

support for thurmond == sick nostalgia (i agree) == pro-Confederacy (sort of) == pro-presidential assassination (uh, wait a sec)

k-k-k-hitchens, what were you thinking?

abanana, Sunday, 3 February 2008 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

I love when people in the Northern suburbs (including the suburbs basically 5 miles outside of NYC) wave the Confederate flag around. They probably just mean it to be racist idiots, but it's funny that they forget ... those dudes wanted them (as part of the North) dead black or white.

burt_stanton, Sunday, 3 February 2008 22:23 (eighteen years ago)


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