Women are intensely stupid. This is an Undeniable fact.

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Please write back with your thoughts, especially if yoiu are a woman, so I can laugh at your utter stupidity.

― Stuart Arcasm, Monday, 16 December 2002 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

quit charming the pants off us

― women (blueski), Monday, 16 December 2002 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Has anybody ever told you you're cute when you get male chauvinist piggy?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 16 December 2002 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Us women are too stupid to understand irony, I'm afraid.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 16 December 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw look at the ickle troll, sooooo cute. I [heart] trolls and I would like a pet one to be fwiends wiv my Furbie.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 16 December 2002 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

(I so want to suggest you look in a mirror or something Anna, but I don't have the heart)

― Graham (graham), Monday, 16 December 2002 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

And you know I will find you and kill you if you do Graham. [smiles sweetly and blinks in dim female way]

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 16 December 2002 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

troll

1. v.,n. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable responses or flames; or, the post itself. Derives from the phrase "trolling for newbies" which in turn comes from mainstream "trolling", a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. The well-constructed troll is a post that induces lots of newbies and flamers to make themselves look even more clueless than they already do, while subtly conveying to the more savvy and experienced that it is in fact a deliberate troll. If you don't fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. See also YHBT. 2. n. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognizable by the fact that they have no real interest in learning about the topic at hand - they simply want to utter flame bait. Like the ugly creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll." Compare kook. 3. n. [Berkeley] Computer lab monitor. A popular campus job for CS students. Duties include helping newbies and ensuring that lab policies are followed. Probably so-called because it involves lurking in dark cavelike corners.

Some people claim that the troll (sense 1) is properly a narrower category than flame bait, that a troll is categorized by containing some assertion that is wrong but not overtly controversial. See also Troll-O-Meter.

The use of `troll' in either sense is a live metaphor that readily produces elaborations and combining forms. For example, one not infrequently sees the warning "Do not feed the troll" as part of a followup to troll postings.

-- The Jargon File

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Monday, 16 December 2002 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

JKASKAJKFJEOIIOENGNEJGNJKENGJKENGKJENGKJENGK

― , Monday, 16 December 2002 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a fascist ugly evil mysoginistic bastard and what do I think of silly little girls?
I hate all of you cocksuckers.
Your vaginas stink of fish.
Your tits are tubers, like potatoes.
You giggle like fat wee devils.
You can't ever, ever tell the truth and so stick THAT up yer ass!
I don't even like your naked flesh it, like attracts me for five minutes, so bang goes your lure!
So I'll get drunk and spit bile at your faux charm.
AND!
another thing...
Isn't life itself a total bitch?

― Gordon (Gordon), Monday, 16 December 2002 18:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, 'trolling' is from Palare, London gay slang...and to troll is to cruise for sex. D'oh.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 16 December 2002 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I've noticed an increase in the troll population lately.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 16 December 2002 18:28 (twenty-three years ago)

And MUST TRY HARDER really, because poster above me can't spell MISOGYNIST for toffee.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 16 December 2002 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Suzy, I'm almost certain that the technogeeks who first started using the word "trolling" in that context weren't concerned with London gay slang. In fact, I used to work with some of them.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 December 2002 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

oops sworry my misogynistically yours ;-)

― Gordon (Gordon), Monday, 16 December 2002 19:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Moi, je suis bete comme un ange !

― daria g, Monday, 16 December 2002 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Anna do you really have a Furbie?

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 December 2002 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

THAT'S A VERY PERSONAL QUESTION, NABISCO!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 December 2002 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not like I asked if I could play with it, or anything!

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 December 2002 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Pervert.

― Mr. Pot (OH THE IRONY) (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 December 2002 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan do you have a Dead Hobbit?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

So like, why did anyone bother replying to this?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 09:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Including me, I mean, what is it that drives us?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 09:55 (twenty-three years ago)

compulsion.

― michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I do not have a Furbie really. Nor would I ever spell 'with' as 'wiv' without a certain amount of sarcasm.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 10:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Uch, I thought you were trying to be a cockney geezer!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 10:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Is nabisco really trolling for furbies?

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 10:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Wouldn't the gay-man "trolling" actually be, or be derived from, "trawling", as in what the fishermen do (fishers in pc-speech).

― toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 10:38 (twenty-three years ago)

of course it didn't gay originate and is a word. just as you say.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 10:41 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I was going for cutesy-wootsie bimbo.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 10:42 (twenty-three years ago)

What about cutsey-wootsie cockney bimbo?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 10:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a Furbie. I locked it in a cupboard because it wouldn't shut up, and I think it's dead now.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

oh i don't deny the fact, only i don't blame it on my gender.

― nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I once helped a friend move house, she had a Furbie and it just went off at me and I couldn't get it to shut up, so when she came back I was shouting at it, the Furbie was making distressed meeping noises and she thought it was the funniest thing ever. They are uncanny.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 11:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Furbies are dangerous on planes, according to the safety card. Mobiles, guns, furbies. Too many airtraffic controllers sound like them or something.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm incredibly stupid but ALSO incredibly lazy, eg I just opened a bottle of milk and the bin was one metre away but I was too lazy to go there and put the silver foil in my pocket. Has anyone ever done anything lazier than this? My best friend in high school drank water from a hot water bottle because she was too lazy to get out of bed and go to the tap.

― maryann (maryann), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 08:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, that is hilarious! Was she sick?

Me = in laziness to Maryann. I mostly just drop rubbish on the floor. I am short-sighted and tall so I can't see it once it's down there and I can pretend it doesn't exist - until visitors are coming over and then I am annoyed at my previous laziness.

― toraneko (toraneko), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

ok but don't do this with a real actual bananaskin on a polished wood floor cz
a. it is slatternly (= i am slatternly)
b. it will certainly develop into hilarious comedy mayhem at yr own expense (they really ARE friction free if you step on them)

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks for the advice Mark. Luckily I *do not* eat bananas, as they are *really* gross - but I have discovered that the first slice of tomato, the one with the skin on, has similar comedy inducing properties to banana.

― toraneko (toraneko), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Fact. Stupidly intense people are undeniable.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 19 December 2002 01:03 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

http://mountainrainstables.homestead.com/files/undeniable.JPG

― bobby bedelia, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

lol This thread is so politically incorrect! Robblerobble etc

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

I remember Jon's old troll response

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 July 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

You giggle like fat wee devils.

― marmotwolof, Thursday, 12 July 2007 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

You giggle like fat twee devils.

― marmotwolof, Thursday, 12 July 2007 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

You giggle like fatwah devils.

― marmotwolof, Thursday, 12 July 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

STUART ARCASM, I just got a friendly spam from him.

― Abbott, Thursday, 12 July 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

I issue a fatwa against robblerobble

― humansuit, Thursday, 12 July 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, 'trolling' is from Palare, London gay slang...and to troll is to cruise for sex. D'oh.

y duz suzy kno palare

― marmotwolof, Thursday, 12 July 2007 02:03 (eighteen years ago)

an album by Tori Amos

― marmotwolof, Thursday, 12 July 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

quit charming the pants off us

-- women (blueski), Monday, December 16, 2002 8:53 AM (Monday, December 16, 2002 8:53 AM) Bookmark Link

roffle

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 July 2007 02:10 (eighteen years ago)

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